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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Zippo on February 18, 2011, 12:12:55 AM
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It looks like i glued a shit ton of pubes on my face... just found this pattern of thought amusing and decided to share it
much love, I Love maps....
also, enjoy the map porn
http://www.paradisefoundyoga.com/images/map_ss.gif
aparantly i lack the ability to embed images... so ill just link it
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I see it has a ferry to Vancouver, I bet that would be a nice trip. When I go to watch the SF Giants games I often take the ferry because of the excellent view, and taking a nap on the way back after a night game is refreshing. I like maps too, so far I only have about 8, I will be getting more.
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i actually got the name from when gluey spammed a glue sniffing support web site with photos of maps using this exact name. also if you like maps then google images is your best friend, also i live on that island along with gluey, also i still have yet to shave, also its 2:30 am so maybe i should shave and wake my foster parents up and have them bitch at me, also im hungry. be back in a bit grabbing some food.
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I'll take a look at google images, thanks for the tip. :thumbup:
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It looks like i glued a shit ton of pubes on my face... just found this pattern of thought amusing and decided to share it
much love, I Love maps....
also, enjoy the map porn
(http://www.paradisefoundyoga.com/images/map_ss.gif)
aparantly i lack the ability to embed images... so ill just link it
There it is! Very nice! :thumbup:
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My little boy must be about to start to grow facial hair. I was shaving at his age. I am in no rush though. He is my baby son and it already freaks me out a bit that he wears the same size clothes and shoes and there is only an inch in height and 10 kilos between us. Hard to keep telling myself that lie :P
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My little boy must be about to start to grow facial hair. I was shaving at his age. I am in no rush though. He is my baby son and it already freaks me out a bit that he wears the same size clothes and shoes and there is only an inch in height and 10 kilos between us. Hard to keep telling myself that lie :P
How old is he Sir_Les?
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My little boy must be about to start to grow facial hair. I was shaving at his age. I am in no rush though. He is my baby son and it already freaks me out a bit that he wears the same size clothes and shoes and there is only an inch in height and 10 kilos between us. Hard to keep telling myself that lie :P
How old is he Sir_Les?
Just over a week til his 14th
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Hard to think of him as my baby son but I manage. :p
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Hard to think of him as my baby son but I manage. :p
Mine now considers any photos of him in Sailor Suits as child abuse....they turn Les, they turn. :P
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Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:
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Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:
Getting flashbacks from your childhood Appalachia?
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Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:
Getting flashbacks from your childhood Appalachia?
:zoinks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjkDsqRGokE
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/thpaddle.jpg)
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Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:
See all that practice fucking pigs and getting ready for a time in your life that a genetically defective inbred mountain girl with poor vision and low morals will decide to get herself drunk enough to allow you to dress her in a pig suit and have slobbering, blubber-bouncing hog sex from behind.
At this point you will be able to talk about sex and sexual relationships with people as not such a scary and unknown situation.
Until then pig raper, it is just an mindless attempt at trying to valiantly throw a sexualise meaning behind any flame without an understanding of what you are on about. What is more it shows it as being more important and impersonal and confronting than it is me. Rightly so.
If it makes you feel better. Don't worry if you are too fat now to see you cock because no-one is is seeing it. In fact you could pretend the little thing did not exist. It exists and you were born with it to be able to have sex and to help produce children but you are fast becoming too fat (to accompany too ugly and too much of an arsehole) to ever get in position to use it for the purpose it was made for. Virgin for life.
Hope that helps.
Your Uncle Les.
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Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:
See all that practice fucking pigs and getting ready for a time in your life that a genetically defective inbred mountain girl with poor vision and low morals will decide to get herself drunk enough to allow you to dress her in a pig suit and have slobbering, blubber-bouncing hog sex from behind.
At this point you will be able to talk about sex and sexual relationships with people as such a scary unknown quantity.
Until then take care, pig raper.
If it makes you feel better. Don't worry if you are too fat now to see you cock because no-one is is seeing it. In fact you could pretend the little thing did not exist. It exists and you were born with it to be able to have sex and to help produce children but you are fast becoming too fat (to accompany too ugly and too much of an arsehole) to ever get in position to use it for the purpose it was made for. Virgin for life.
Hope that helps.
Your Uncle Les.
There you go Les, sugar-coating everything.
Say what you really feel.
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Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:
See all that practice fucking pigs and getting ready for a time in your life that a genetically defective inbred mountain girl with poor vision and low morals will decide to get herself drunk enough to allow you to dress her in a pig suit and have slobbering, blubber-bouncing hog sex from behind.
At this point you will be able to talk about sex and sexual relationships with people as such a scary unknown quantity.
Until then take care, pig raper.
If it makes you feel better. Don't worry if you are too fat now to see you cock because no-one is is seeing it. In fact you could pretend the little thing did not exist. It exists and you were born with it to be able to have sex and to help produce children but you are fast becoming too fat (to accompany too ugly and too much of an arsehole) to ever get in position to use it for the purpose it was made for. Virgin for life.
Hope that helps.
Your Uncle Les.
There you go Les, sugar-coating everything.
Say what you really feel.
My apologies Les...I actually didn't see the ridiculous comment Pentagram wrote.
I often wonder how people who post stuff like that can even begin to wonder why their own family gets sick of their shit.
Take it for what it is Les. Someone who is so angry at the world, and desperate for attention that they could write shit like that.
I wonder if Pentagram was raped as a child.
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Hey that was no biggie. Bint has said as much and I doubt Pig Raper or Bint will be the last and I am sure they were not be first.
It actually is true that I think the boy is so desperately unfortunate to be
1. Damaged goods
2. Has mental problems
3. Has no social aptitude
4. Has no role models
5. Has an unfortunate appearance
6. Has an increasing weight problem
7. Has no real income or prospects.
8. Is an arsehole.
Truth is he probably is aware of just how small the chances are of any girl getting drunk enough or pitying him enough to fuck him.
Looking at the above list you see that standards can only drop so far.
The solution of course is to mention sex in any context and pretend he has an idea about what it is and feels like and anything around these issues, just so he doesn't sound like an A class Virgin for Life Loser.
He is keenly aware that this is the best time of his life. He has a small window to set things up fro the rest of his life and here at this perfect time (and knowing he will look and feel better than he will at any other point in his life) he finds himself the side of a barn, short of breath and looking like Walrus every time he looks in the mirror.
Poor bastard is an oxygen-thief and a loser of no small measure.
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The solution of course is to mention sex in any context and pretend he has an idea about what it is and feels like and anything around these issues, just so he doesn't sound like an A class Virgin for Life Loser.
He is keenly aware that this is the best time of his life. He has a small window to set things up fro the rest of his life and here at this perfect time (and knowing he will look and feel better than he will at any other point in his life) he finds himself the side of a barn, short of breath and looking like Walrus every time he looks in the mirror.
Poor bastard is an oxygen-thief and a loser of no small measure.
Yes, unfortunately when a spineless whiny makes their way over here, the spinelessness is coupled with a forum where they can spew out crap they would never have the balls to say IRL* and then conversely think they can pull the 'poor me' card, over and over.
*Without the risk of several broken bones / removal of spleen etc.
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Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:
See all that practice fucking pigs and getting ready for a time in your life that a genetically defective inbred mountain girl with poor vision and low morals will decide to get herself drunk enough to allow you to dress her in a pig suit and have slobbering, blubber-bouncing hog sex from behind.
At this point you will be able to talk about sex and sexual relationships with people as not such a scary and unknown situation.
Until then pig raper, it is just an mindless attempt at trying to valiantly throw a sexualise meaning behind any flame without an understanding of what you are on about. What is more it shows it as being more important and impersonal and confronting than it is me. Rightly so.
If it makes you feel better. Don't worry if you are too fat now to see you cock because no-one is is seeing it. In fact you could pretend the little thing did not exist. It exists and you were born with it to be able to have sex and to help produce children but you are fast becoming too fat (to accompany too ugly and too much of an arsehole) to ever get in position to use it for the purpose it was made for. Virgin for life.
Hope that helps.
Your Uncle Les.
this leaves me with one thought. "PENTAGRAM JUST GOT DESTROYED!"
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Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:
See all that practice fucking pigs and getting ready for a time in your life that a genetically defective inbred mountain girl with poor vision and low morals will decide to get herself drunk enough to allow you to dress her in a pig suit and have slobbering, blubber-bouncing hog sex from behind.
At this point you will be able to talk about sex and sexual relationships with people as not such a scary and unknown situation.
Until then pig raper, it is just an mindless attempt at trying to valiantly throw a sexualise meaning behind any flame without an understanding of what you are on about. What is more it shows it as being more important and impersonal and confronting than it is me. Rightly so.
If it makes you feel better. Don't worry if you are too fat now to see you cock because no-one is is seeing it. In fact you could pretend the little thing did not exist. It exists and you were born with it to be able to have sex and to help produce children but you are fast becoming too fat (to accompany too ugly and too much of an arsehole) to ever get in position to use it for the purpose it was made for. Virgin for life.
Hope that helps.
Your Uncle Les.
this leaves me with one thought. "PENTAGRAM JUST GOT DESTROYED!"
:lol:
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to be honest i used to be a little like pentigram, [the self pitty part, not the ugly fat annoying tub of lard lookin' mother fucker part]... i did it for abour a year on the internet. ended up going to a psych ward to come off some anti psychotics i was on for quite a few years. [safe place to come off them, more in case i went crazy rather then being so] so after around a month, with no internet with the exception of the time i jumped the 9 ft high cement wall outside and walked to my aunts house in the same city and stole her land lords for an hour before walking to starbucks and walking back to the ward [all for lack of a better thing to do that day] i realised that bitching and moaning on the internet is a useless time consuming and rather pitiful act and stopped.
maybe pentigram will read this and figure out what i figured out with nothing but time on my own and that is: if people dont want to listin to it in real life theres a reason and people on the internet will not want to hear it even more!
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to be honest i used to be a little like pentigram, [the self pitty part, not the ugly fat annoying tub of lard lookin' mother fucker part]
I was gonna say you should reccomend your plastic surgeon to penty , but then I read you only meant you were like him in the self pitying aspect :zoinks:
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to be honest i used to be a little like pentigram, [the self pitty part, not the ugly fat annoying tub of lard lookin' mother fucker part]
I was gonna say you should reccomend your plastic surgeon to penty , but then I read you only meant you were like him in the self pitying aspect :zoinks:
I like how you are right there when someone needs help Squiddy. :lol:
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to be honest i used to be a little like pentigram, [the self pitty part, not the ugly fat annoying tub of lard lookin' mother fucker part]
I was gonna say you should reccomend your plastic surgeon to penty , but then I read you only meant you were like him in the self pitying aspect :zoinks:
I like how you are right there when someone needs help Squiddy. :lol:
:laugh:
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Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:
See all that practice fucking pigs and getting ready for a time in your life that a genetically defective inbred mountain girl with poor vision and low morals will decide to get herself drunk enough to allow you to dress her in a pig suit and have slobbering, blubber-bouncing hog sex from behind.
At this point you will be able to talk about sex and sexual relationships with people as not such a scary and unknown situation.
Until then pig raper, it is just an mindless attempt at trying to valiantly throw a sexualise meaning behind any flame without an understanding of what you are on about. What is more it shows it as being more important and impersonal and confronting than it is me. Rightly so.
If it makes you feel better. Don't worry if you are too fat now to see you cock because no-one is is seeing it. In fact you could pretend the little thing did not exist. It exists and you were born with it to be able to have sex and to help produce children but you are fast becoming too fat (to accompany too ugly and too much of an arsehole) to ever get in position to use it for the purpose it was made for. Virgin for life.
Hope that helps.
Your Uncle Les.
I can see my cock and it is well over 4 inches long. It's getting a little more difficult to masturbate, but I guess I'm just "maturing" or something.
I am not by any means turning into a whale. In fact, I carry my weight well, if I do say so myself. In fact, I could probably pass off as being a BBM (Big Beautiful Man). So ha hah! :orly:
The only thing that's keeping me from "getting some" is my autism. I am starting to sympathize with Chris-chan. I mean, I'm surprised that big ego of his hasn't landed him some pussy yet. :dunno:
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I can see my cock and it is well over 4 inches long.
What? you mean a whole four inches of throbbing fuck muscle!!!
Who is this romeo???
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I can see my cock and it is well over 4 inches long.
What? you mean a whole four inches of throbbing fuck muscle!!!
Who is this romeo???
I know I saw and thought...WTF?
What is the cruelest thing is that I hit the nail on the head on everything I said about him and him rallying around to defend his undersized cock (and inadvertantly proving my point) is evident how on the mark I was.
Duke...here is a tip (pun) your Autism is the least of your problems. Such things will be surmountable.
Your cock? Well apart from it making you a joke of red-nose, wig and clown shoes proportions may not be too bad either. The fact that you are....how do I put this delicately??...........YOU, is what will sink you. :)
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I can see my cock and it is well over 4 inches long.
What? you mean a whole four inches of throbbing fuck muscle!!!
Who is this romeo???
What exactly is "well over"? I mean, if it's a measly inch over, it's only 5 inches?
"I am well over 4 inches little lady"...what is the breakdown of inches...like cm's to millimetres?
"My cock is well over 4 inches...at least 6 millimetres over"...is that on the sunrise or sunset side...exactly...'cos those 6 millimetres are sure going to make a difference in pleasuring a woman'.
In fact...call me cruel...but if your cock was 3 inches...but if you had a great personality...you may win at life.
But with your hobby list being ' perpetual cunt ' I doubt it.
I don't often like to pick on people relentlessly, but you need to fuck off. People have tried to help you here, and you are a ball of ungrateful, sadsacked bullshit.
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I can see my cock and it is well over 4 inches long.
What? you mean a whole four inches of throbbing fuck muscle!!!
Who is this romeo???
This is so appropriate in this thread.
Shave, and it will stand taller. :orly:
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I can see my cock and it is well over 4 inches long.
What? you mean a whole four inches of throbbing fuck muscle!!!
Who is this romeo???
This is so appropriate in this thread.
Shave, and it will stand taller. :orly:
Sadly it will be an optical illusion...besides I doubt he can reach poor guy :(
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i no longer need to shave... except my crotch thats sill rather hairy... looks like an amish guys beard really
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i no longer need to shave... except my crotch thats sill rather hairy... looks like an amish guys beard really
Do you normally shave there?
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I can see my cock and it is well over 4 inches long.
What? you mean a whole four inches of throbbing fuck muscle!!!
Who is this romeo???
This is so appropriate in this thread.
Shave, and it will stand taller. :orly:
Sadly it will be an optical illusion...besides I doubt he can reach poor guy :(
Despite being 4 inches *cough* cm, I doubt he could.
**Plays a sad tune on the violin** :violin:
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Goddamit, duke. I missed this. Brb making a callout.
(http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.protias.com/Pictures/Star%2520Trek/WTF%2520is%2520this%2520shit%2520cat.jpg&sa=X&ei=WCRlTb2TIMLetgfqtcmZBg&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNHdwu-lxwn6Q2blYnxgVbS9H-91oA)
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i no longer need to shave... except my crotch thats sill rather hairy... looks like an amish guys beard really
Do you normally shave there?
no i do not, why do you think it looks like an amish guys beard?
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Just shaved I hate it. Can't shave in the morning in the winter or my face turns red and chaps from being outside all day
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wooh me and parts can be shave buddys! :D...
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I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:
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I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:
Herp derp.
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I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:
Herp derp.
You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:
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I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:
Herp derp.
You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:
he offers em with a free lice comb :thumbup:
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I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:
Herp derp.
You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:
he offers em with a free lice comb :thumbup:
And a lovely shade of lipstick too :zoinks:
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I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:
Herp derp.
You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:
he offers em with a free lice comb :thumbup:
And a lovely shade of lipstick too :zoinks:
and a discount voucher for a discreet compact mirror :zoinks:
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I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:
Herp derp.
You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:
he offers em with a free lice comb :thumbup:
And a lovely shade of lipstick too :zoinks:
and a discount voucher for a discreet compact mirror :zoinks:
And a training bra :zoinks:
(Lord knows he needs one :zombiefuck:)
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I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:
Herp derp.
You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:
he offers em with a free lice comb :thumbup:
And a lovely shade of lipstick too :zoinks:
and a discount voucher for a discreet compact mirror :zoinks:
And a training bra :zoinks:
(Lord knows he needs one :zombiefuck:)
comes with a brown paper bag for over the head :zoinks:
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Squiddy, bodaccea, I think you two need to go shopping together sometime! :laugh:
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I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:
Herp derp.
You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:
he offers em with a free lice comb :thumbup:
And a lovely shade of lipstick too :zoinks:
and a discount voucher for a discreet compact mirror :zoinks:
And a training bra :zoinks:
(Lord knows he needs one :zombiefuck:)
comes with a brown paper bag for over the head :zoinks:
And chains for the pigs :zoinks:
Squiddy, bodaccea, I think you two need to go shopping together sometime! :laugh:
:lol:
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Never understood the concept of a training bra.
There are those training diapers, for kids that are about to be potty trained. But, those bras are not meant for women who are about to stop lactating are they?
Ooops, maybe here they are.
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Never understood the concept of a training bra.
There are those training diapers, for kids that are about to be potty trained. But, those bras are not meant for women who are about to stop lactating are they?
Ooops, maybe here they are.
i think they are called nursing bra's (lactating) but i think a training bra is like your first bra, when you have just started to develop those evil pillows >:D
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Never understood the concept of a training bra.
There are those training diapers, for kids that are about to be potty trained. But, those bras are not meant for women who are about to stop lactating are they?
Ooops, maybe here they are.
i think they are called nursing bra's (lactating) but i think a training bra is like your first bra, when you have just started to develop those evil pillows >:D
Classic....King!
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^ Shit, I went to plus you Bodaccea...but my heart can't do it....you're at 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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'Carrie' i think :2thumbsup:
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Never understood the concept of a training bra.
There are those training diapers, for kids that are about to be potty trained. But, those bras are not meant for women who are about to stop lactating are they?
Ooops, maybe here they are.
i think they are called nursing bra's (lactating) but i think a training bra is like your first bra, when you have just started to develop those evil pillows >:D
I get the idea, but still don't know what the training is about. (Maybe that is why I did not develop a C cup till in my thirties? :P )
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well then i will have to be rude to someone so they will minus me :zoinks:
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well then i will have to be rude to someone so they will minus me :zoinks:
Your wish may be granted for quite some time.
Some people manage to be on 69 for weeks or longer.
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i cant keep up, you are all too quick on the keyboard
i go back to my pancakes lol
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'Carrie' i think :2thumbsup:
I think Carrie's mother called them dirty pillows, but you have the right idea! :angel:
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either way the comment was funny cus she was rather flat chested :thumbup:
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either way the comment was funny cus she was rather flat chested :thumbup:
I sure don't miss being 14 and angsty about my "development." :-[
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'Carrie' i think :2thumbsup:
I think Carrie's mother called them dirty pillows, but you have the right idea! :angel:
Correct...it's nearly midnight here...I get a bit floppy!
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'Carrie' i think :2thumbsup:
I think Carrie's mother called them dirty pillows, but you have the right idea! :angel:
Correct...it's nearly midnight here...I get a bit floppy!
That's what your bra is for! ;)
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Tits -do- make awesome pillows. :thumbup:
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Tits -do- make awesome pillows. :thumbup:
I was just waiting for you or scrap to comment :laugh:
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either way the comment was funny cus she was rather flat chested :thumbup:
I sure don't miss being 14 and angsty about my "development." :-[
I was to be brutally honest, never angsty about my development... never occurred to me as a serious thing. i actually laughed the morning i woke up and realized i sounded like Chewbaka when i spoke.... god i love chewbaka
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I'm embarrassed about my voice, even more so before it got deeper and shit. I sound so goofy. ::)
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I'm embarrassed about my voice, even more so before it got deeper and shit. I sound so goofy. ::)
Mine sounds very odd to me if I hear it played back on an answering machine! :zombiefuck:
/old-lady primitive-technology reference
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I'm embarrassed about my voice, even more so before it got deeper and shit. I sound so goofy. ::)
Mine sounds very odd to me if I hear it played back on an answering machine! :zombiefuck:
/old-lady primitive-technology reference
You could be the first ever weeble to narrate a storyline? ;)
Surely your voice aren't bad?
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Try having MY voice - that's embarrassing :facepalm2:
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Think you posted a video when I first joined. Your voice is nice. Have been told my voice is a bit oooh-la-la.
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Me?
There's a video of me talking a bit on my website , I have real problems getting it out, projecting my voice I mean. Not sure how much is due to social anxiety but it's a real pain in the ass. Makes the actual voice even worse than it already is :P
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Don't have your website, but thought I had seen a video. Maybe someone else, not sure, it took me a while to sort out who everyone is here. Still have trouble sometime.
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Me?
There's a video of me talking a bit on my website , I have real problems getting it out, projecting my voice I mean. Not sure how much is due to social anxiety but it's a real pain in the ass. Makes the actual voice even worse than it already is :P
I remember seeing a video of yours quite some time ago. I think your accent is cool. :)
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I'm embarrassed about my voice, even more so before it got deeper and shit. I sound so goofy. ::)
Mine sounds very odd to me if I hear it played back on an answering machine! :zombiefuck:
/old-lady primitive-technology reference
You could be the first ever weeble to narrate a storyline? ;)
Surely your voice aren't bad?
Actually is isn't bad, I speak very clearly, it just sounds odd to me when I hear it played back.
And yes, I could be the first Weeble narrator of "Humpty Dumpty"!
(If I could get through it without crying for my fellow egg. :'( )
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I'm embarrassed about my voice, even more so before it got deeper and shit. I sound so goofy. ::)
Mine sounds very odd to me if I hear it played back on an answering machine! :zombiefuck:
/old-lady primitive-technology reference
You could be the first ever weeble to narrate a storyline? ;)
Surely your voice aren't bad?
Actually is isn't bad, I speak very clearly, it just sounds odd to me when I hear it played back.
And yes, I could be the first Weeble narrator of "Humpty Dumpty"!
(If I could get through it without crying for my fellow egg. :'( )
Loosen those fingers cbc and get postwhoring Goddamnit woman!!!
Where is everyone????
And where are all the penises in the lovely thread I set up....Superboyian...it's time to MAN UP!!
Only joking but can you post a pic of someone else's penis and at least 'pretend' it's yours to show up the other guys!
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I'm embarrassed about my voice, even more so before it got deeper and shit. I sound so goofy. ::)
Mine sounds very odd to me if I hear it played back on an answering machine! :zombiefuck:
/old-lady primitive-technology reference
You could be the first ever weeble to narrate a storyline? ;)
Surely your voice aren't bad?
Actually is isn't bad, I speak very clearly, it just sounds odd to me when I hear it played back.
And yes, I could be the first Weeble narrator of "Humpty Dumpty"!
(If I could get through it without crying for my fellow egg. :'( )
Loosen those fingers cbc and get postwhoring Goddamnit woman!!!
Where is everyone????
And where are all the penises in the lovely thread I set up....Superboyian...it's time to MAN UP!!
Only joking but can you post a pic of someone else's penis and at least 'pretend' it's yours to show up the other guys!
I'm trying! The site is getting a little laggy at my end! Must be those winter pounds I put on! :GA:
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I'm embarrassed about my voice, even more so before it got deeper and shit. I sound so goofy. ::)
Mine sounds very odd to me if I hear it played back on an answering machine! :zombiefuck:
/old-lady primitive-technology reference
You could be the first ever weeble to narrate a storyline? ;)
Surely your voice aren't bad?
Actually is isn't bad, I speak very clearly, it just sounds odd to me when I hear it played back.
And yes, I could be the first Weeble narrator of "Humpty Dumpty"!
(If I could get through it without crying for my fellow egg. :'( )
It sounds so weird because you are used to hearing your own voice both via the inside of your head, as from the outside. When you hear it recorded you miss the part that you hear coming from within. So, it can sound a lot shriller and weaker. It is very likely just a very normal voice, but very different from the voice of you you know.
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I'm embarrassed about my voice, even more so before it got deeper and shit. I sound so goofy. ::)
Mine sounds very odd to me if I hear it played back on an answering machine! :zombiefuck:
/old-lady primitive-technology reference
You could be the first ever weeble to narrate a storyline? ;)
Surely your voice aren't bad?
Actually is isn't bad, I speak very clearly, it just sounds odd to me when I hear it played back.
And yes, I could be the first Weeble narrator of "Humpty Dumpty"!
(If I could get through it without crying for my fellow egg. :'( )
It sounds so weird because you are used to hearing your own voice both via the inside of your head, as from the outside. When you hear it recorded you miss the part that you hear coming from within. So, it can sound a lot shriller and weaker. It is very likely just a very normal voice, but very different from the voice of you you know.
:plus: I once heard an explanation something like that, but yours is easier for me to understand.
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my voice is like a little girls, always has been :dunno:
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my voice is like a little girls, always has been :dunno:
Awww, why am I not surprised? :hug:
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I'm embarrassed about my voice, even more so before it got deeper and shit. I sound so goofy. ::)
Mine sounds very odd to me if I hear it played back on an answering machine! :zombiefuck:
/old-lady primitive-technology reference
You could be the first ever weeble to narrate a storyline? ;)
Surely your voice aren't bad?
Actually is isn't bad, I speak very clearly, it just sounds odd to me when I hear it played back.
And yes, I could be the first Weeble narrator of "Humpty Dumpty"!
(If I could get through it without crying for my fellow egg. :'( )
It sounds so weird because you are used to hearing your own voice both via the inside of your head, as from the outside. When you hear it recorded you miss the part that you hear coming from within. So, it can sound a lot shriller and weaker. It is very likely just a very normal voice, but very different from the voice of you you know.
Hyke has a sexy accented voice. You know that sexy voiced German girl on Blazing Saddles? Kind of like that but completely different
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Nice, Chucki nice post. Could you imagine a map lemon party?
Yes, Salt Spring is very nice but it's boring when you have to constantly live there. It sucks in the winter. I don't mind the rain. I actually
enjoy it but weeks after weeks it gets old. We never get much snow with our winters. Climate is similar to England. Just RAIN.
Summer will be nice. My place is now on a beach 8) Walk outta your house and bam theres paradise! This island IS the best of all map porn.
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Guest 05:31:06 PM Printing the topic "I need to shave".
Why hello guest , could you possibly be Zippo or Gluey? :orly:
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I wish Zippo would come back. Notice I only said Zippo ?
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I wish Zippo would come back. Notice I only said Zippo ?
Zippo alone ,without his attention whoring neanderthal friend gluey. :zoinks:
If you are reasing this Zippo , do come back. :2thumbsup:
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They should both come back.
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They should both come back.
:indeed:
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guess whos back? idk if gluey would come back but me and her parted ways as far as i am concerned. she used to be nice to me but for quite a while now she has been quite a bit of an ass. to the point wear i would rather [and have] walked the few kilometer walk from her place to mine. and i have not really come back. just been hanging out in real life with my few other friends and went to edmonton and kamloops for a week each. to see my mother and father.
any ways... looking forwards to see you all
ill try and jump on about once a week
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^Excellent, good to see you Zippo. :)
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its nice to see you to renaeden
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its nice to see you to renaeden
Hey Zippo, good to see you drop in. Any chance of Gluey coming back??
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its nice to see you to renaeden
Hey Zippo, good to see you drop in. Any chance of Gluey coming back??
i have no clue but i kind of doubt it... though i have not talked to her in a few weeks.
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its nice to see you to renaeden
Hey Zippo, good to see you drop in. Any chance of Gluey coming back??
i have no clue but i kind of doubt it... though i have not talked to her in a few weeks.
That's a pity. :zoinks:
Welcome back Zippo. :)
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Hi Zippo. :)
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hello squiddy hey hyke