INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: Adam on September 10, 2009, 02:25:14 PM
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arrange the furniture
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Beat the shit out of an NT. :boxers:
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cut your hair
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Beat the shit out of an NT. :boxers:
:aff:
Destroy Lit :orly:
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embalm a body
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Fuck a girl 8)
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gouge out someone's eyes
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Hit a twat in the face
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ill-treat a person
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jack off :wanker:
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kill a fucktard
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Laminate a certificate
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Masturbate :orly:
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Necrophiliac Masturbation
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Onanism
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Push someone off a cliff
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quilting
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arrange the furniture
REarrange the furniture
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shoot a gun
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twiddle yer thumbs
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Unleash the tadpoles.
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vanquish the tadpoles
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Wax your board
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yearn of soleiyu
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Zip up your crotch on your jeans
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'ave another drink..
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Beat it! :wanker:
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cut yer toenails
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Darn your socks
(Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there, etc.)
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etching in the snow
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Flick a booger at a jew for farting at you in public.
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genuflect
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hold hands :)
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Initiate foreplay!
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Jack someone off
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Keep it together!
Jack someone off
Is that an offer? :zoinks:
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Jack someone off
Is that an offer? :zoinks:
Maybe :eyelash:
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Nudge someone off a cliff!
Jack someone off
Is that an offer? :zoinks:
Maybe :eyelash:
:orly: :headbang2:
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Open a can of worms.
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pray
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Quarrel silently in sign language.
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rub someone up the RIGHT way
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spam
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type funny shit
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Up-end a bar table.
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vacuum the rug
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Wax it, Brazilian style!
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Xsperminate
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Yakkity yak def style!
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zebra, punch a
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Attack someone using soft cushions
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Box someones ears
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catch a cricket ball
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Drop a cricket ball (as I would likely do) :lol:
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Eat some Hungry Jacks burgers.
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Flagellate
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Gesticulate for emphasis
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Hold something
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Innoculate
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Jacks
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Kink a garden hose
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lapidary
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Mash potatoes
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nickel-plate some jewellery
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Open a can of Dennisons Chili.
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pour a can of Dennisons Chili
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quiver and quake(tremors)
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Reach for a glass of water
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stick your dick in a picnic table umbrella hole
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Tilt the picnic table using the aforementioned pink steel penis.
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Unscrew a bottle of pain meds to take after you break your penis while tilting.
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Vehemently deny in a letter that picking up the picnic table and taking Talwin resulted in ED.
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Write a letter to Viagara describing in vivid detail the extent of your injuries to see if they will have pity and give you a lifetime supply of drugs.
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Xerox the letter to send to the manufacturers of Levitra and Cialis.
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Yell for help while waving frantically when you realize your penis is now swollen and you can't pull it out.
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Zap the dog with a stun gun to make it stop licking the stuck penis sticking through the hole.
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Access your e-mail.
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Bake a cake! :cake:
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Caulk your shower tiles.
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Delime your tub.
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Etch a block-print design with an electric knife.
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Find something in your purse in the dark.
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Grate cheese!
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Hold onto a table when dizzy.
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Ice a sprained ankle.
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Jiggle the doorknob 30 or 40 times to make sure you locked it! ::)
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Knock on the door because you left without your keys and need a neighbor to let you back in. :duh:
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Let yourself back into your apartment using a hairpin...allegedly. :zoinks:
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Make a Thanksgiving sandwich with roasted turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce! :)
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Nuke a frozen dinner!
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Open a bottle of aspirin at the end of a long, achy workday.
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Pop some bread into the toaster.
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Quickly catch the bread as it pops up!
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Rap on your ceiling to tell the rowdy upstairs neighbors to STFU! :poke:
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Scratch an itch.
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Twirl your hair into a bun.
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Unwrap your Christmas presents! :snowman:
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Vote!
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Wave 'em around as you run in circles panicking! :GA:
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X-rays (but only if you are a fully qualified and licensed X-ray technician)! :police:
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Yard work of all kinds!
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Zucchini...peel it and admire your green waxy palms when you're done!
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Add up your work hours on the back of your time card.
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Bag your own groceries because there's no bagger on duty in your lane!
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Count to 10! :snowman:
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Delete that really dumb post you just made. :duh:
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Empty the drip pans under the grill.
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Fry a pork chop with lots of onions. :D
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Grope around on the nightstand for your glasses, which you can't SEE!
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Haul your trash and recycling out to the curb.
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Insert that new CD into the player.
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Juice a whole bag of oranges.
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Knot up your trash bag, because the city won't pick it up if it's open, jackass! :duh:
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Line up your colored pencils according to hue, so they make a subtle and beautiful rainbow design. :clap:
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Mix up a batch of muffins.
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Nab a menu on your way out of the burger restaurant!
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Oil up the grill after cleaning it.
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Pass the potatoes, please! :laugh:
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Quarter and peel an apple for a snack.
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Shred those ATM receipts from 1989! :laugh:
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Take another cookie out of the bag.
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Update your security software YET AGAIN because they keep offering the updates and you're afraid to skip them 'cause somebody might hack you or something! :tinfoil:
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Visine the red out!
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Whip up some cream to use as a dessert topping!
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X out another day on the calendar as you count down to your long-awaited vacation! :headbang2:
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Yield the argument to your opponent with a graceful gesture. :fuckyou:
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Zip your overstuffed travel bag halfway, cram the stuff down flatter, and zip it the rest of the way.
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Apply lotion.
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Bury a jar of money in the backyard. :coolguy:
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Courteously cover a cough!
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Divide that big batch of pasta into individual servings to store in the freezer.
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Exfoliate to reveal the fresh, glowing skin beneath! :cheer:
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Fix that loose doorknob by tightening the screws with your handy mini-screwdriver!
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Greet your party guests with a gracious wave! :snowman:
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Hide your jewelry, ammo and medications so your guests can't steal them!
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Indicate your displeasure with your spouse's new hairstyle. :thumbdn:
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Jump-start your car on a freezing cold morning. :snowing:
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Knock over your very full cup of Simply Apple. :duh: :duh: :duh:
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List the things you intend to buy at the supermarket.
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Marinate chicken for the big barbecue tomorrow! ;D
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Nudge the person ahead of you in the supermarket checkout line, to make him move up a little so you can put your food on the conveyor belt!
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Overpack for your vacation, as you always do. :zoinks:
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Pit some peaches.
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Quit that mean chatroom because they keep flaming you and you are butthurt! (emo)
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Rinse that dirty plate without using soap, it's only your own germs after all, and you are going to reuse it right now and cba with soap!
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Salute your least favorite neighbor across the fence! :upyours:
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Toss that old hoarded thrift-store lamp in the trash, where it belongs!
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Untie your shoe so you can take it off and scratch your foot.
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Vacate that tight parking space with your world-class maneuvering! :hotrodder:
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Weigh out a pound of sugar in a pie pan on your kitchen scale.
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X the box that best represents your opinion on the poll.
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Yay! that I2 member who just gheyed one of your enemies! :laugh:
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Zap yourself quite by accident with your own stun gun! :duh: :duh: :duh:
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Add new people to your Buddy List. :grouphug:
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Break a candy bar into convenient bite-size pieces! ;D
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Change out of your clammy wet work clothes and into dry sweats.
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Dye a dozen Easter eggs.
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Empty the dirty water out of the mop bucket.
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Filet that fish you caught!
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Gather your scattered belongings back into your dropped purse.
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Hoard some paper clips in the junk drawer, in case you need them for something at another time! :thumbup:
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Isolate the licorice jellybeans from the others so you can eat them last because they are the best! :snowman:
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Jostle the cooking utensils around in the drawer till you see the one you need.
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Knit a wee sweater for your Bobblehead doll. :rofl:
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Light a candle to create atmosphere for a romantic dinner. :kissykissy:
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Mix the raffle tickets around in the coffee can (without looking), so the drawing will be fair!
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Neutralize odors in your home by spraying one of those popular air fresheners.
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Overdo the thumb wrestling with your 300-pound linebacker cousin, and regret it the next day. :duh: :duh: :duh:
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Pickle some cauliflower to add to your next salad.
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Qualify for the secretarial job by typing 100 wpm! :headbang2:
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Raise the microphone stands to the perfect height to amplify your blistering RAWK throughout the arena!
:rock:
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Strum your clitoris at just the right rythm to bring you a mind melting climax?
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Strum your clitoris at just the right rythm to bring you a mind melting climax?
No, but you go ahead. :thumbup:
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Tape that loose rubber mat back onto the stair so nobody trips on it.
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Usher a pack of small, yappy dogs away from the picture window so they stop barking at the passing cars.
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Strum your clitoris at just the right rythm to bring you a mind melting climax?
No, but you go ahead. :P
Lmao i'm not a slave. DO IT YOURSELF! :green:
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Strum your clitoris at just the right rythm to bring you a mind melting climax?
No, but you go ahead. :P
Lmao i'm not a slave. DO IT YOURSELF! :green:
Oh boy, I walked right into that one... I am :pwned: :rofl:
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Tape that loose rubber mat back onto the stair so nobody trips on it.
For someone with Arthritis in the hands, you are out of control in this thread! :hadron:
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Strum your clitoris at just the right rythm to bring you a mind melting climax?
No, but you go ahead. :P
Lmao i'm not a slave. DO IT YOURSELF! :green:
Oh boy, I walked right into that one... I am :pwned: :rofl:
*star wars blaster bolts high five*
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Vacuum the cobwebs off the ceiling.
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Tape that loose rubber mat back onto the stair so nobody trips on it.
For someone with Arthritis in the hands, you are out of control in this thread! :hadron:
The arthritis just started about a month ago, heh...won't begin to slow me down for a long time, I think! :laugh:
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Strum your clitoris at just the right rythm to bring you a mind melting climax?
No, but you go ahead. :P
Lmao i'm not a slave. DO IT YOURSELF! :green:
Oh boy, I walked right into that one... I am :pwned: :rofl:
*star wars blaster bolts high five*
:vader:
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Wheel that balky shopping cart forcefully down the aisle and right into a towering display of canned soup... :duh:
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X the signature line on the contract to feign illiteracy.
(Why? I dunno, just running out of X's! :zoinks: )
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Yellow the edges of your stationary with tea, to make it look like old parchment.
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Zip through the last post and move on to another topic! :2thumbsup:
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Strum your clitoris at just the right rythm to bring you a mind melting climax?
No, but you go ahead. :P
Lmao i'm not a slave. DO IT YOURSELF! :green:
Oh boy, I walked right into that one... I am :pwned: :rofl:
*star wars blaster bolts high five*
:vader:
I pictured it more as two people firing lasers in the air, and the laser bolts turn into hands that do a huge explosive high five. :2thumbsup:
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Strum your clitoris at just the right rythm to bring you a mind melting climax?
No, but you go ahead. :P
Lmao i'm not a slave. DO IT YOURSELF! :green:
Oh boy, I walked right into that one... I am :pwned: :rofl:
*star wars blaster bolts high five*
:vader:
I pictured it more as two people firing lasers in the air, and the laser bolts turn into hands that do a huge explosive high five. :2thumbsup:
We need a smiley for that! :2thumbsup:
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Strum your clitoris at just the right rythm to bring you a mind melting climax?
No, but you go ahead. :P
Lmao i'm not a slave. DO IT YOURSELF! :green:
Oh boy, I walked right into that one... I am :pwned: :rofl:
*star wars blaster bolts high five*
:vader:
I pictured it more as two people firing lasers in the air, and the laser bolts turn into hands that do a huge explosive high five. :2thumbsup:
We need a smiley for that! :2thumbsup:
I'd make it if I knew how to make smilies.
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Air out the stuffy, musty apartment by opening all the windows and letting the freshness in! :snowing:
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Block a draft by placing a folded towel against the bottom of the door.
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Cover your ears to muffle the noise from fellow library patrons who won't shut up! :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:
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Date and label your containers of homemade stew before stashing them in the freezer.
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Exert downward pressure on keys to form new words on the screen.
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Fix that !@#$%^& caps lock key AGAIN! :duh:
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Grease a sheet pan so the cookies won't stick.
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Hail a cab...any cab...somebody please pick me up and get me to the airport! :GA:
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Irritate others by absentmindedly tapping and drumming the tabletop with your fidgety fingers.
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Join the ends of your necklace and clasp them securely together so the necklace stays put.
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Keep up your appearance with a daily grooming routine.
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Latch the garden gate to keep other people's children out of your yard!
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Massage shampoo into hair, rinse, repeat. :)
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Nail Jell-O to the wall.
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Organise kitchen cupboards.
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Noogie the head of one of the kids.
Edit: Oops, I blew it. And me a copyeditor, oh the shame. :duh:
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Plant perennials all around the house.
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Quote another poster from upthread by clicking the Insert Quote link.
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Raise the level of water in the bathtub.
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Signal the waiter to bring the cheque.
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Take up the hems on a pair of trousers.
(Don't mind me, I wanted to see whether my title would change at 2000 posts. I now know that it won't; after doing some research, I found that "Dedicated Postwhore" status does not kick in till 2500 posts, but it will be fun to get to MM anyway.)
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Take up the hems on a pair of trousers.
(Don't mind me, I wanted to see whether my title would change at 2000 posts. I now know that it won't; after doing some research, I found that "Dedicated Postwhore" status does not kick in till 2500 posts, but it will be fun to get to MM anyway.)
Go, fellow Postwhore, go! :asthing:
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:green:
Underscore, in heavy black ink, an item on your shopping list to remind yourself that you really need to buy it this time, no kidding.
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Veer sharply to the left when the bus coming at you shows no signs of moving out of your way.
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Whet a pair of secateurs. Wa-HEY, I did it! Go me! :shamone:
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Whet a pair of secateurs. Wa-HEY, I did it! Go me! :shamone:
:notes: :dance: :notes: :dance: :soph: :dance: :notes: :dance: :notes:
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Whet a pair of secateurs. Wa-HEY, I did it! Go me! :shamone:
:congrats:
X-ray glasses, (put on your)
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Yodel (cupping your hands around your mouth to amplify the sound)!
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Zip your zipper.
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Adjust your fly after zipping your zipper! :zoinks:
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Bat 1000! :asthing:
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Curl your eyelashes (OW! :o).
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Dust off your grandmother's cedar chest.
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Extract a tick from your dog's skin with tweezers.
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Fend for yourself! :arrr:
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Grapple with that balky window till you finally get it open.
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Halt the mini-avalanche of books and papers as they threaten to fall off the edge of your desk.
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Illustrate your letter with a cartoon.
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Jiggle the cat food in the dish to freshen it up and make it look prettier. :flo:
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Jiggle the cat food in the dish to freshen it up and make it look prettier. :flo:
Awww, I love that, you cater to your cat! :heart:
Knot your hair absentmindedly while watching TV.
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Lay out your work clothes for the next day.
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Mend that ripped seam so you can keep wearing that shirt a little while longer.
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Note your appointments on your calendar.
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Offer stuffed mushrooms to your party guests.
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Polish the woodwork till it gleams!
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Quit your horrible job with a pithy note angrily scribbled on a Post-It.
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Return your jumbled belongings to their proper places in the house.
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Strip the old paint from that heirloom chair you plan to refurbish.
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Take the washing off the line.
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Play with my Balls Of Steel(TM)! :zoinks:
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^ Search on google for the proper order of letters in the alphabet
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Toss up a salad. This can be open for perverse interpretation too, if one must. :zoinks:
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Unpick a seam on a garment.
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Vote in an election.
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Waft a delightful scent toward your nose.
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x-raying the xanthomatosis
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Yo-yo.
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Zero in on a target.
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Add a column of figures.
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Bead a new necklace. (Which reminds me, I ought to do more of that. :) )
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Centre a pot over a stove burner.
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Dissect a chicken drumstick.
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Eat said drumstick.
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Fire the bones into the rubbish bin.
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Giggle (with your hands over your mouth) when you miss the bin.
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Have another cuppa.
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Invite a shy dog closer to you with a welcoming gesture. :heart:
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Jam some random stuff in the junk drawer, because the landlord is coming to inspect something and you don't want him seeing your business! ;)
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Knock on wood for luck.
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Lighten someone's load by carrying some of it yourself.
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Mash a big batch of potatoes!
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Net the dead bugs floating in the swimming pool, using the, um, net! :duh:
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Open that "Final Notice" from the cable company, resolving to start paying your bills on time from now on!
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Pick your last two good socks out of the pile of old holey ones!
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Quest online to find your soulmate! :snowman:
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Refresh the screen to see if any new posts have been made since you last checked 3 minutes ago. :laugh:
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Strip the bed to begin the airing-out and changing process.
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Thump on your cable box to try to fix that channel that keeps cutting out. :laugh:
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Unsubscribe to that annoying thread! :facepalm2:
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Voluntarily comply with the audit by handing over all your financial records!
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Win yet another Chinese checkers game using your patented strategy. :2thumbsup:
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X the backs of your hands with black ink to show that you are Straight Edge!
(Is anyone Straight Edge anymore? :blonde:)
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Yoke a dozen eggs for that very rich recipe.
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Zoom that Ian McDiarmid pic to 200%, and adore it! :pinkbeat:
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Address the front of an envelope. (How XX-century is that?!?) :LMAO:
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Address the front of an envelope. (How XX-century is that?!?) :LMAO:
I did that just the other day! :snowman:
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X the backs of your hands with black ink to show that you are Straight Edge!
(Is anyone Straight Edge anymore? :blonde:)
Whats straight edge?
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X the backs of your hands with black ink to show that you are Straight Edge!
(Is anyone Straight Edge anymore? :blonde:)
Whats straight edge?
I am! k lets keep playing
Beating a hippie senseless.
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Call the State Emergency Service when a tree falls on your house. True story! :o
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Detach price stickers from children's school display folders.
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Eat lunch.
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Fold a massive pile of clean clothes.
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Greet a nephew with a friendly wave.
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Hold one side of a chair while son assembles the other side.
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Ice son's sore ankle.
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Juice a lemon for guacamole.
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Knit a blanket square.
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X the backs of your hands with black ink to show that you are Straight Edge!
(Is anyone Straight Edge anymore? :blonde:)
Whats straight edge?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_edge
Launch a crumpled ball of junk mail toward the wastebasket! :2thumbsup:
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Mail an irate letter to the sender of the junk mail. >:(
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Nab another can o' drink out of the fridge.
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Open said can.
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Pour contents into mouth. :aaahhhh:
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Quit one application; start another.
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Remind myself, with handwritten notes which instantly become lost in the clutter, of various tasks I need to do.
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Sign in to chat program.
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Type a salutation.
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Untie your shoes.
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Vaccinate babies to spread autsim. >:D
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Willfully and maliciously club a baby harp seal.
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Xenophobically burn a POS mosque.
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Yank your weiner in the Liberry like Randy.
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Zip up a jacket as protection against the cold.
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Alter a garment to better fit your fat ass! :zoinks:
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Book your vacation flight online! :thumbup:
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Charge that new wardrobe on your credit card! :cheer:
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Drop your sandwich in the sink... :duh:
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Erase the menu board in the dining room at the end of the day.
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Find your misplaced cell phone by dialing its number on your landline! :2thumbsup:
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Grate carrots to add to that herbed chicken salad!
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Hail the bus as you run toward the bus stop, late as usual, and hope the driver stops for you! :GA:
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Invent something that will change the world! :nerd!:
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Jam the copy machine so that someone from the office has to fix it for you. :-[
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Knock your big cup of water on the floor. :facepalm2:
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Loosen your apron strings after a filling lunch at work! :zoinks:
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Manicure your tiny, weak, brittle nails, knowing they'll break anyway!
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Numb your aching tooth with Orajel. :zombiefuck:
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Open that "Final Notice" from the electric company. :o
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Pay the electric bill at one of many payment locations in your area, thus avoiding being shut off! :captainobvious:
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Quarter your new, dry sandwich (and eat it at the table instead of over the sink)!
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Rip up old paper clutter.
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Stuff the paper into your recycling bag.
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Take the recycling to the curb.
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Unload the dryer when your :laundry: is dry!
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Ventilate your stuffy apartment by opening some windows.
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Wash the dishes! :multitask:
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X the chores off your to-do list as you complete them! :congrats:
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Yardwork. Lots and lots of yardwork! :zombiefuck:
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Zero in on that pesky mosquito, tissue in hand! >:D
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Annoy a co worker by super gluing their pencil to the desk.
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Beat something into place with a hammer.
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Clip toenails.
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Dig the hole you are in even deeper.
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Equalize the table distance relative to the wall.
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File a burr off a cut piece of strut.
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Grab a piece of non seedless watermelon.
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Hack through brush with a machete.
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Insinuate your way to 4500 posts.
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Joyfully reach said goal.
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capture an alligator (very small one) :viking:
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Jack off.
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Kill time making posts.
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Kill time making posts.
Always found that a weird expression, killing time, and it seems to inevitably lead to running out of time so often too.
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Lecture Hyke with sign language about keeping this critical thread on topic and in alphabetical order. :LOL:
Kill time making posts.
Always found that a weird expression, killing time, and it seems to inevitably lead to running out of time so often too.
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Make big gestures to thank PPK for said lecture.
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Numbly stim in silence from shock at the sheer vulgarity of Hyke's thank you gestures. :o
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Offering written apologies, that may be misread for being something vulgar again.
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Politely sign my acknowledgement that my sign language sucks. :-[
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Quickly modifying my post, because of forgetting the Q
Raise my hands in despair, (I was signing in Dutch I fear)
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Sign to you both to take a time-out and figure out what you really want to say! :laugh:
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Type PMs to both of you, in which I :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: tiresomely about my daily activities.
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Usher a reluctant sheltie out of the air-conditioned house to pee. :heart:
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Verify some half-remembered facts via Google before posting them and making a fool of myself! :duh:
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Work my way up to 9700 posts before taking a break and de-hoarding! (Priorities, people! :laugh: )
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X things off the "To do" list as they are accomplished! :hadron:
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Yap nonstop in chat to keep from being pinged out. :zoinks:
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Zip my pocketbook before leaving the house so I don't lose anything important! :thumbup:
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Alter the tightness of bra straps to minimize the jiggle! :bounce:
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Blast wet hair with the hair dryer!
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Cut fingernails nice and short so they don't become dirt traps! :police:
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De-grease the grill with a steel scrubber!
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Elevate the keyboard in order to dust the table underneath it.
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Fry some batter-coated raw chicken breasts in the deep fat fryer.
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Grate 9 cups of carrots for that wonderful carrot cake recipe. ;D
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Hike up loose pants to avoid stepping on the hems (or HEM them, if you know how to :zoinks: ) !
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Ice that burned patch of skin to minimize blistering. :(
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Jettison that old clutter into the trash! :viking:
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Kill that pesky mosquito! :grrr:
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Log onto yet another site when you should really be doing housework! :zoinks:
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Make more :coffee: to fuel the day's activities!
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Note missing or depleted household items on a shopping list.
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Open that bill and pay it on time! :viking:
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Procrastinate by postwhoring. :laugh:
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Question online friends about their lives. :)
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Recycle all those empty yogurt containers by throwing them in the special green bin!
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Scratch your itchy back using a fork! :headbang2:
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Tip the waitress 50%, out of professional respect for a fellow sufferer in dead-end work! :viking:
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Unload the :laundry: from the laundry bag into the washing machine.
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Vindicate yourself against an online enemy by pwning him with an exquisitely worded post! :flog:
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Wash dishes. Six evenings a week. Every week. Because you need the money! :GA:
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X the box next to the most fitting answer on that online quiz.
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Yahoo chat with that online friend you haven't talked to in ages! :)
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Zoom in on your subject with your digital camera.
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Add someone new to your Buddy List. :hug:
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Break open a roll of quarters to use in the coin-op laundry room.
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Count out four quarters to put in the washing machine.
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Dump the dirty clothes in the washer, clean work outfits will be ready in no time! :2thumbsup:
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Examine your eyeglasses to find the loose screw that causes the lens to fall out. :mad:
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Fix the loose screw by tightening it into place with a tiny sharp knife!
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Garnish 87 fish dishes with lemon wedges! :headbang2:
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Haul the trash out to the curb. :viking:
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Idle on the site while that frozen dinner cooks in the microwave! :zoinks:
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Jam those bags of stuff back into the closet and shut the door FAST! :laugh:
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Knife through the seal on the top of that bottle of juice. :swords:
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Line the wastebasket with a new plastic bag to fill with more trash!
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Microwave that frozen dinner a little longer, since it has gotten cold while you postwhored! :P
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Number the items on the shopping list, to make the list look more "official." :laugh:
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Offer biscuits to four very enthusiastic shelties. :heart:
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Pickle a pan of beets for a meal later in the week.
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Quiet a nervously barking sheltie with comforting pats. :heart:
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Run the Swiffer around the room to pick up dust and crumbs.
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Secure the back door of the apartment with one of those bars that wedge under the knob. :police:
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Take that hot pan *carefully* out of the oven. :zombiefuck:
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Undo the bun and let your hair hang loose and free! :cheer:
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Ventilate the room by opening a window.
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Wipe the crumbs off the kitchen counter with spray cleaner and a cloth.
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Xerox more copies of the week's menu.
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Yoga poses for fingers! :rofl:
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Zap that frozen dinner AGAIN because this thread took so long to finish! :zoinks:
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Undo the bun and let your hair hang loose and free! :cheer:
Lady Weeble, remember the Gentlemen of the Court. Restore your hair and decorum!
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Undo the bun and let your hair hang loose and free! :cheer:
Lady Weeble, remember the Gentlemen of the Court. Restore your hair and decorum!
Yes, ma'am. :-[
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Applaud our good answers here.
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Beckon to others in the room to read over our shoulders as we post! :laugh:
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Clap graciously for each other! :clap:
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De-hoard! Once and for all! :viking:
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Edit our posts as needed. :duh:
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Find lost items amid the clutter! :2thumbsup:
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Grease the grill to make it ready for use.
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Hide those last few unwashed dishes in the microwave when company comes to call! :emb:
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Iron our work clothes! :zoinks:
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Jiggle the doorknob 17 times to be sure the door is *really* locked. :facepalm2:
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"Kick" Lady Weeble because she's supposed to be cleaning.
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Lend the Queen a hand with her own cleaning! :angel:
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Make helpless hand gestures while stammering out excuses for procrastination. :emb:
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Note the time in a tabletop diary before beginning work on the clutter! :viking:
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Open that big new box of puncture-resistant trash bags! :headbang2:
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Place wastebaskets in every room, ready to use! :asthing:
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"Replay" that loud motivational song on Youtube. :headbang2:
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Stretch a trash bag to fit around the edges of a bin.
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Toss trash into the bin! :asthing:
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Upload new pics to the computer when the Queen isn't looking! >:D
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Varnish the woodwork with that fragrant orange-oil polish! ;D
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Wash the floor with lots of soapy water. :angel:
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X some more chores off the list as they are completed! :viking:
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Yap in PM about the day's accomplishments. :blah: :blah: :blah:
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Zip those pants shut before laundering them. :thumbup:
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Apply them to Lady Weeble's bottom for posting instead of cleaning.
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Apply them to Lady Weeble's bottom for posting instead of cleaning.
Bat away the spanking hands and protest my innocence! :angel:
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Clear my cache! :thumbup:
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Delete my cookies! :thumbup:
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Erase that embarrassing videotape before anyone else sees it! :emb:
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Fill the mug with more :coffee: !
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Grease the newly-cleaned grill so it's ready for next time. :2thumbsup:
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handjobs
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Hide that broken cookie to eat later! :drool:
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Install a new bag of milk in the dispenser. :redneck:
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jerk-off
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Juice a lemon to flavor a piece of fish. :fish:
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Knead the pastry dough flat to make the bottom layer of the dessert. :green:
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Line up the containers of spices neatly on the shelf. :angel:
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Make a nice sandwich, it's time for lunch! :drool:
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Note the 45-minute lunch break on my time card! :thumbup:
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Open a new case of fish cakes to pan up for a future meal. :fish:
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Pan up some potato pancakes! :laugh:
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Quote a post in order to make a point. :soapbox:
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Rinse a head of lettuce at the sink. 8)
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Stir that pot of sauce that the cook is making. :drool:
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Take the temperature of that chicken to be sure it's cooked sufficiently! :police:
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Unwrap the pans of food on the steam table...it's time to serve! :2thumbsup:
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Vote in that new poll in the Political Pundits forum. :viking:
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Wrap up the meals that are to be taken out on trays. :thumbup:
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"X" off tasks on the to-do list as they are completed! :police:
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Yolk a dozen eggs for that shortbread cookie recipe. :headbang2:
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Zip up my winter coat...time to go home. :santa:
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Answer with silly typed questions.
Take the temperature of that chicken to be sure it's cooked sufficiently! :police:
Under it's wing, under the tongue, or rectal?
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Answer with silly typed questions.
Take the temperature of that chicken to be sure it's cooked sufficiently! :police:
Under it's wing, under the tongue, or rectal?
Under the wing or in its thigh, depending on what part I am cooking! :thumbup:
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Answer with silly typed questions.
Take the temperature of that chicken to be sure it's cooked sufficiently! :police:
Under it's wing, under the tongue, or rectal?
Under the wing or in its thigh, depending on what part I am cooking! :thumbup:
Call out CBC for writing an answer that did not begin with "B".
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Answer with silly typed questions.
Take the temperature of that chicken to be sure it's cooked sufficiently! :police:
Under it's wing, under the tongue, or rectal?
Under the wing or in its thigh, depending on what part I am cooking! :thumbup:
Call out CBC for writing an answer that did not begin with "B".
I was answering hyke's question. :M
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Answer with silly typed questions.
Take the temperature of that chicken to be sure it's cooked sufficiently! :police:
Under it's wing, under the tongue, or rectal?
Under the wing or in its thigh, depending on what part I am cooking! :thumbup:
Call out CBC for writing an answer that did not begin with "B".
I was answering hyke's question. :M
Exclaim that that answer did not begin with "D". :P
or
Enjoy this game.
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Answer with silly typed questions.
Take the temperature of that chicken to be sure it's cooked sufficiently! :police:
Under it's wing, under the tongue, or rectal?
Under the wing or in its thigh, depending on what part I am cooking! :thumbup:
Call out CBC for writing an answer that did not begin with "B".
I was answering hyke's question. :M
Exclaim that that answer did not begin with "D". :P
or
Enjoy this game.
Frightfully amazing, Exclaiming as a thing you do with your hands. :2thumbsup: I always thought Exclaiming was an oral thing.
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Grab a handful of money.
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Hoist a flag.
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Ice a swollen ankle.
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Jimmy a lock! :ninja:
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Knock on the door after failing to jimmy the lock! :emb:
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Line the litterbox with fresh newspaper. :flo:
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Mash potatoes for dinner. :drool:
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Nail up a set of window blinds.
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Answer with silly typed questions.
Take the temperature of that chicken to be sure it's cooked sufficiently! :police:
Under it's wing, under the tongue, or rectal?
Under the wing or in its thigh, depending on what part I am cooking! :thumbup:
Call out CBC for writing an answer that did not begin with "B".
I was answering hyke's question. :M
Exclaim that that answer did not begin with "D". :P
or
Enjoy this game.
Frightfully amazing, Exclaiming as a thing you do with your hands. :2thumbsup: I always thought Exclaiming was an oral thing.
Opine that exclamations can be verbal or written.
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Pencil a new appointment onto your calendar.
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Quarter a chicken for dinner.
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Reset your passwords.
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Steal supplies from your boss's office! >:D
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Turn the sausages over in the pan with a spatula so they brown evenly. :drool:
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Unlace your winter boots! :santa:
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Verify your password on that new site you just joined! :thumbup:
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Wash that crusty lasagna pan.
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X off another day on your calendar.
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Yardwork! :zombiefuck:
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Zone out by playing a game on your new Playstation. :nerdy:
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Annoy people by topic spamming.
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Bat mosquitos away
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Butter some more toast! :drool:
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Can some home-grown vegetables.
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Defend your sandwich against thieves by delivering a mighty smack! :slap:
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Empty your wastebaskets into the trash barrel.
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Feel up your boss.
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Grate 9 cups of carrots to make that enormous carrot cake!
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Hand over your license and registration to that nice officer who pulled you over! :police:
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Indicate the female shape
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Juggle oranges till you drop them all stupidly! :duh:
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Kill that spider and become the hero of the day! :viking:
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Light a candle in church. :angel:
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Mark the correct box on the voting form.
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Number the items on your shopping list.
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Open a new bottle of Sunny Delight (original tangy Florida style)! :2thumbsup:
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Pan up 84 frozen waffles for a future lunch.
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Quash a flame war on that site you moderate! :police:
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Refill your little lotion bottle.
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Smooth cream cheese frosting over the top of the carrot cake! :drool:
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Tape a label on the cake before freezing it. :thumbup:
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Unlock your locker at work to get to your much-needed aspirin.
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Volunteer for handjobs :zoinks:
(Your purifying this thread has failed CBC :evillaugh:)
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Varnish that dull table to give it some pizzazz! :cheer:
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Wallop that dirty-minded cephalopod who's trying to pollute this thread! :zoinks:
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X-rate the cephalopod's posts in this thread! :zoinks:
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Yield the right of way to that nice driver who cut you off. :upyours:
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Zero in on your postwhoring goal! :hadron:
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articulate yourself in sign language.
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Brace yourself. It's going to be a bumpy night.
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Cross your fingers for luck! :crossed:
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Dig yourself a hole
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Eat a bagel
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Fuck yourself
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Grope
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Hack someone to death with a machete.
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Insert your fingers into someone else.
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Jump-start your car on a cold winter day! :hotrodder:
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Knock your dinner plate off the table. :thumbdn:
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Launder your clothing so you can be fresh and clean at work the next day! :angel:
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Mail that rent check before you get evicted! :GA:
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Note how wholesome CBC's post for the letter "m" was. :zoinks:
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Offset Semicolon's dirty-minded post with another wholesome one! :angel:
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Post a dirty reply to CBC's wholesome post. :flame: :missionary:
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Poke someone. Hard. :zoinks:
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Question someone's driving skills, using sign language. :fuckyou:
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sorry :zoinks:
Semi and i just did P's together
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Re-hoard the clutter back into the closets in order to have clear walking spaces. :facepalm2:
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Rummage around in someones under garments :2thumbsup:
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Search the apartment for :pizza: money!
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Text a favorite co-worker about the great fun work day you'll have tomorrow! :2thumbsup:
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Untangle your hair from its messy bun and do it up in a neater bun! :thumbup:
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Verify your checking-account balance using the bank's toll-free phone number! 8)
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Wave at complete strangers just to see how many of them wave back :zoinks:
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Wheel a rolling rack of perishable desserts into the walk-in cooler to keep them fresh till serving time! :snowman:
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X the letter X right out of the alphabet! It's a stupid letter! :soapbox:
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Yellow an enemy's teeth in his old high school picture, using Photoshop, and post it for lulz! :flame:
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Zip through the alphabet thread, posting anything and everything to raise your post count! :clap:
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applaud cbc for her new and innovative ways to increase her post whoring activities :clap:
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Begin a new journey through the alphabet with bodaccea! :2thumbsup:
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caress psychophant with a feather until he reveals his darkest secrets :zombiefuck:
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Dump out the contents of a bag of hoarded miscellany, because there's got to be a $5 bill or two in there somewhere! :headbang2:
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Empty out pockets to seek out pizza funds
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Find hoarded money, hooray! :woohoo:
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Gather all the money in preparation for the acquisition of the glorious pizza! :drool:
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hand over the said money
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Investigate the pizza to make sure they actually remembered to cut it this time! :police:
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jab pizza to ensure it is cooked
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Knead the ends of the crust into tiny bite-sized pieces. :drool:
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Lug the trash out to the curb for disposal! :viking:
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Marinate some chicken wings for a later meal. :chicken:
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need to close compy and go to bed :yawn:
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Open computer and browse I2 because you can't sleep. :P
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Pulverise ya penis :zoinks:
(I said it and I have no regrets. :headbang2:)
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^ Quickly bleach brain to purge the image of pulverized penises! :zombiefuck:
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Rub yourself. :vibrator:
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slap someone about the head and face with a big wet kipper
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Touch :vibrator: or :penis:.
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unzip trousers :eyebrows:
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Verify someone's gender, manually. :missionary:
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Wonder if Semi is offering something :orly:
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x ray someone
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Yolk eggs to make those super-rich potato chip cookies! :fatchef:
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Zoom in on that photo to see more details! :green:
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Add figures in a column on paper. :chores:
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Bird. :finger:
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Cheer for the home team! :asthing:
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Double bird. :fingers:
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Express anger while providing firewood for the winter! :chainsaw:
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Fish for ... well, fish! :fish2:
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Get big and ripped at the gym! :pump:
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Hack for shits and giggles! :spitscreen:
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Invite young neighbors to leave your property! :odeon:
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Joust with the Dark Side. :vader:
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Kick ass in the kitchen! :multitask:
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Land safely on the airstrip. :plane:
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Make something new for dinner! :bodie:
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Nab a drink from the fridge! :opkikkertje:
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Operate a fast car. :hotrodder:
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Prank a friend! :pie:
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Quiet your loud upstairs neighbors. :poke:
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Raise your glass in celebration! :beer:
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Strum a guitar. Feminists
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Tackle the washing. :laundry: :laundry: :laundry:
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Undo your overcoat. :flasher:
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Verify the suckiness of Windows. :smash:
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Whip it good! :whipped:
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Xerox documents for that presentation. :chores:
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Yield to your superior! :worship: :heisenberg:
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Zip up before you get yourself in trouble! :zip:
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applaud
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Box up stuff for the flea market
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applaud
Clap.
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Delay doing the laundry by posting more on Intensity. :tard:
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excite myself
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^Teehee.
Flap. :autism:
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Gesticulate?
:dunno:
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Hold something.
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Inject them into a conversation with sign languauge or slaps upside the head.
:dunno:
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Jab the chicken with the meat thermometer to see if it's up to a safe temperature! :devour:
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Jab the chicken with the meat thermometer to see if it's up to a safe temperature! :devour:
That would be one unhappy chicken. Are you a chicken doctor? Is said chicken running a fever?
Kick a paper football for a FG.
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Lock all the doors and windows. All of them. :tinfoil:
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Maneuver the TV remote to check out future listings while watching your main show! :tv:
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Not masturbate.
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Open a can of tuna from the depths of the ocean! :fish:
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Poke a weeble in the gut and see if it wobbles.
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Quarter a sammich for easier eating. :halitosis:
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Reach across the table and smack a racist in the face.
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Slice roasted pork nice and thin!* :fatchef:
*But don't carry knives like that! Keep the blade pointing DOWN. :GA:
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Tap your nose during a field sobriety test.
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Ukulele picking?