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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Idiot on November 08, 2006, 12:44:25 AM

Title: Suck it, Republicans (11-8 clarification: Eat it, too.)
Post by: Idiot on November 08, 2006, 12:44:25 AM
Suck it long, suck it hard, suck it gently.  You know you want to.
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Scrapheap on November 08, 2006, 12:47:06 AM
Nancy Pelosi is going to be SO much fun to rip on..............  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Idiot on November 08, 2006, 12:56:38 AM
February, 2007:  During a duck-hunting trip, Dick Cheney accidentally mistakes George W. Bush for a squirrel and kills him.  The Vice-President is charged with murder and removed from office.

Say hello to President Pelosi. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Scrapheap on November 08, 2006, 12:57:52 AM
God forbid!!!  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Leto729 on November 08, 2006, 12:58:31 AM
But can She change America Political System can She be smart enough for change that is the system between the political system? That is something to think about in the end for America.
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Scrapheap on November 08, 2006, 01:00:08 AM
But can She change America Political System can She be smart enough for change that is the system between the political system? That is something to think about in the end for America.

WTF?  ???
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 08, 2006, 02:16:26 AM
Suck it long, suck it hard, suck it gently.  You know you want to.

:laugh: I agree. +
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: McGiver on November 08, 2006, 02:57:39 AM
tell me, since i am lazy.

does this mean the republicans got their arses kicked?
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 08, 2006, 03:19:59 AM
the dems won the house, but the repubs won (or are winning?) the senate  :-\
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: McGiver on November 08, 2006, 03:29:28 AM
good.

looks like g w finally lost his percieved mandate from the voters.

this was crucial for my job.  we have a contract just before the next elections, and in 2002 the republicans sided against labor (us) and supported the foreign shipping lines.
see, all the republicans care about is money, even if its foreign money.  american workers; the republicans say, "fuck them."
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Leto729 on November 08, 2006, 03:33:28 AM
Republicans lost this time it was coming in the end.
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: McGiver on November 08, 2006, 03:35:36 AM
Republicans lost this time it was coming in the end.

i hope they keep losing, and the democrats support workers, but fuck everything else up.  so  voter apathy would help a third party rise to power.  say, the libertarians.
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Leto729 on November 08, 2006, 03:50:40 AM
Elections can mean so must for this world and how it can change this world I ask though?
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: McGiver on November 08, 2006, 08:14:05 AM
looks like arnold swartzennegger won again, but in california practically every other vots went to the democrats.

the new speaker of the house in america is going to be a female democrat from california
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: ozymandias on November 08, 2006, 08:51:25 AM
Nancy Pelosi is going to be SO much fun to rip on..............  :D :D :D

She's got some big image issues, so she's gonna have to be pretty careful over the next few months.  But, it's nice to see the first woman house speaker ever.  Take that neo-cons! :evillaugh:  Wouldn't it be great to be inside the oval office right now and listen to Karl Rove and The BIG Dick Cheney, planning for the use of their lame duck puppet president Shrub over the next two years! :laugh:
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Nomaken on November 08, 2006, 10:56:48 AM
How can you suck it hard and gently at the same time.  I want them to suck it hard, because men always want it harder than the giver is comfortable giving.
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: hiroshima on November 08, 2006, 12:46:03 PM
You can suck hard (suction) while sucking gently (rate of going up and down the penis) at the same time.
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Leto729 on November 08, 2006, 02:16:47 PM
the dems won the house, but the repubs won (or are winning?) the senate  :-\
Maybe not.

Senate:
Democrats 50 seats
Republicans 48 seats
Independents 2 seats

and Democrats may yet win Virginia and be up to 51 seats.
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 08, 2006, 02:36:31 PM
the dems won the house, but the repubs won (or are winning?) the senate  :-\
Maybe not.

Senate:
Democrats 50 seats
Republicans 48 seats
Independents 2 seats

and Democrats may yet win Virginia and be up to 51 seats.

Nice. I enjoyed hearing Bush say on tv that the democrats won this election.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Cryono on November 08, 2006, 02:49:15 PM
Hooray for the lesser of two evils!
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 08, 2006, 02:54:36 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: ozymandias on November 08, 2006, 03:33:45 PM
And that Rumsfeld got canned, despite all talk to the contrary!

This was something funny I heard yesterday, in Florida, Mark Foley's name was still on the ballot, his resignation over the page sex scandal came too late to print new ballots.  So somebody named Negron was appointed to run in his place.  So the Republicans came out with this slogan to make people aware that a vote for Foley was actually a vote for Negron.  I am not making this up!

"Punch Foley for Negron"

In other words punch the ballot and vote for a republican, Negron wound up losing anyway!
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 08, 2006, 04:40:50 PM
:LMAO:
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Idiot on November 08, 2006, 04:46:29 PM
You can suck hard (suction) while sucking gently (rate of going up and down the penis) at the same time.
*Faints*
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: McGiver on November 08, 2006, 06:44:06 PM
the dems won the house, but the repubs won (or are winning?) the senate  :-\
Maybe not.

Senate:
Democrats 50 seats
Republicans 48 seats
Independents 2 seats

and Democrats may yet win Virginia and be up to 51 seats.

where is bushs'  mandate now?

i think the mandate is that the american public cast their votes in retaliation of bushs' agenda.
the mandate is anti bush.

fuck him!
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 08, 2006, 06:45:13 PM
the dems won the house, but the repubs won (or are winning?) the senate  :-\
Maybe not.

Senate:
Democrats 50 seats
Republicans 48 seats
Independents 2 seats

and Democrats may yet win Virginia and be up to 51 seats.

where is bushs'  mandate now?

i think the mandate is that the american public cast their votes in retaliation of bushs' agenda.
the mandate is anti bush.

fuck him!

Yeah!  >:D
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Idiot on November 08, 2006, 09:57:06 PM
Last night, I said some mean and rotten things about Republicans, and tonight I mean to clarify those comments.

In addition to sucking it, I cordially invite the Republicans to eat it, as well.  Bitches.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/11/08/election.main/index.html

Yeah, that's right!  It's a Democratic Congress.  What the fuck are you going to do about it, buster?
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans
Post by: Scrapheap on November 08, 2006, 10:00:53 PM
Last night, I said some mean and rotten things about Republicans, and tonight I mean to clarify those comments.

In addition to sucking it, I cordially invite the Republicans to eat it, as well.  Bitches.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/11/08/election.main/index.html

Yeah, that's right!  It's a Democratic Congress.  What the fuck are you going to do about it, buster?

The American people have traded horseshit for cowshit!! WoooooooHooooooooo!! :wanker:
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans (11-8 clarification: Eat it, too.)
Post by: Idiot on November 08, 2006, 10:05:12 PM
New Senator Jim Webb (D-Virginia) killed a bunch of VietCong.

New Senator Jon Tester (D-Montana) lost three fingers in a meat grinder.

New Senator Bernie Sanders (I-Vermont) is a socialist and has crazy hair.
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans (11-8 clarification: Eat it, too.)
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 08, 2006, 10:11:37 PM
:LOL:
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans (11-8 clarification: Eat it, too.)
Post by: Idiot on November 09, 2006, 12:39:11 AM
I've got a new game.  It's called the Clinton Challenge.

Go to Hillary Clinton's Senate webpage at clinton.senate.gov and try to find a picture of Bill Clinton on the site.  I dare you.
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans (11-8 clarification: Eat it, too.)
Post by: Scrapheap on November 09, 2006, 12:40:55 AM
Why would she want a picture of that jerk on her website??
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans (11-8 clarification: Eat it, too.)
Post by: richard on November 09, 2006, 12:34:58 PM
good. republicans can eat shit, i want the minimum wage more than $7 an hour
Title: Re: Suck it, Republicans (11-8 clarification: Eat it, too.)
Post by: McGiver on November 09, 2006, 12:51:05 PM
good. republicans can eat shit, i want the minimum wage more than $7 an hour

the secondary effects to an increased minimum wage oft times is less employment.

just remember, business NEVER pays for the offsets to their bottom line.