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Since they're right bastids. :zoinks:
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I'm sueing you sheed. The reason: For sniffing after my ass all the fucking time and making snide remarks after every one of my posts that you possibly can.
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I'm sueing Rage because he hurt my fweelings. :'(
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I'm sueing Shleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed for fattiness and an Irish accent. 8)
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I'm sueing Lit for horse love.
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i'd sue dunc for not liking Queen, but the fucker's got no money, so no point. :laugh:
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do you accept bottle caps?
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do you accept bottle caps?
with the full bottles underneath, yes.
i like the boddie's ones, with the bees on.
other than that - no, fuck off. :smarty:
:laugh:
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Bah, horse love is legal in Sweden. 8)
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I'm sueing Lit for only giving the illusion of BRAVEry. Misleading! :finger:
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Bah, horse love is legal in Sweden. 8)
it has to be, with ugly fucktards like you about. :smarty:
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I'm suing Lucifer for being prejudiced against ugly people.
Ugly is the new beautiful!
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I'm sueing Pyraxis because it's existence make me fookin' Manc eyes water with tears. Can't find the bastid and have a fight with me chav gear! :smurf: :smurf: :'(
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i'm suing shleed for being devilishly handsome. :zoinks:
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I'm suing meeeeelaaaa for being a leprechaun obsessed moomintroll. :eyebrows:
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I'm suing Shleed for mentioning my name and Richard thought I was behind all those attacks.
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I'm suing Spokane for shitloads of things. :P
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I'm sueing odeon for moomintrollishness. :zoinks:
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I'm suing Theok for causing us all irrevocable harm with his my little nazi pony
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I'm suing Pyraxis for her unfailing grace and haunting senuality.
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I'm suing Mike for ruining my nice laptop when I inadvertently showered it with vomit.
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:) my work is done here. All you needed was a threat.
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^I'm suing you for your name because it reminds me of the jerk character in B&J who made Sam sleep under the sink and treats him bad (His name was also Mike). Good thing Benny refused to jump his car after the poker game.
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I'm suing Spokane for her uncanny ability to take everything literally.
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I'm suing Spokane for her uncanny ability to take everything literally.
I will sue you just for fun >:D Just like a crossword, making arguements, and just like my mom :laugh:
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I'll sue you for not being Flo.
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I'll sue you for not being Flo.
I would say sue the pants off you, but you already did that :laugh:
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i'll sue randy for illegal herbal intake.
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I sue Milla for the hot chick in her avatar.
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I sue SG for living in Spokane instead of Seattle.
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I'm suing Wandrew for stealing my wooden leg.
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I am suing Mike for suing Wandrew because I wanted to sue him for thinking I live in Spokane.
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And you miss, I'm suing you for stealing my dirty undies
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I'm suing Mike for being a Polok. :smarty:
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I'm suing Mike for being a Polok. :smarty:
I'm suing lit for being a closet nazi. :evillaugh:
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I'm not in the closet. My family and friends know my views. ???
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I'm sueing Lit for being the Frankenstein Computer God On The Moon.
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I'm suing Dunc for not being rich enough to be worth suing.
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I like not being rich enough to bother suing. :headbang2:
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I'm suing Dunc for not being Portland Bill.
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I like being smart enough not to have anyone be able to sue me and win. :evillaugh:
I also feel great that I am strong enough to weild such a power. By that I mean use in a positive way.
I am suing spokane because she has a car, it pollutes the environment, and I don't have one.
:laugh:
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I'm suing Randy for trying to practice medicine without a license.
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I'm suing Callaway for helping Randy hord most of the planets ginseng in a large cave near the Grand Canyon and using it to fuel a climate altering device that when it's working at optimum operating levels (in 2036) will ultimately bring the planets weather under his control, so he can hold the world to ransom and allow him to bang all the women, starting with the women on this forum.
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I'm suing Randy for trying to practice medicine without a license.
I just going to sue the pants off you again :-* :wanker:
Trouble maker :-*
I am suing mike for suing me, because two wrongs make a right ... to sue. :laugh: It does, because a negative plus a negative equals a positive. :o
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I'm suing Randy, well not just me, CNN, Fox, BBC, Nasa, The Russian Mafia, Cern, AT&T, Vodafone amongst others, for disrupting the Earths Satellite signals with his constant boner.
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I'm suing Mike because he's a stalker! :o
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i'm suing ash because he should synthwank but he is sleeping.
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i'm suing myself for having a hollow leg
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I'm suing Milla for typing without capitals. I plead for capital punishment. 8)
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'm suing lit for being a racist prick :thumbup:
(but i love you anyway)
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I'm suing Milla for loving everyone.
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I'm suing Spokane Girl for destruction of porn. 8)
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I'm suing TheoK for his pun about capital letters.
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Suing PMS Elle for something I can't remember.
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I'm suing pmselle for enjoying it when I admit defeat.
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I'm suing Rage for inventing reality TV
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I'm suing Rage for inventing reality TV
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- :mad:
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Ooops hit a nerve there.
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Ooops hit a nerve there.
I'm suing the fuck out of you for THINKING about reality tv.
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You wanna televise that? :laugh: Could be lucrative.
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I'm suing you two for derailing the thread.
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I'm sueing Shleed for being illegally fat. :orly:
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I'm suing Lit for discrimination against the fat! :zoinks:
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I'm suing you for suing Lit.
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I'm suing you for suing Lit.
I'm suing you for attempting to intimidate me out of suing Lit! :zoinks:
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I'm suing you for suing Lit.
I'm suing you for attempting to intimidate me out of suing Lit! :zoinks:
I'm suing you to intimidate you into not suing me for trying to sue you to intimidate you.
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I'm suing you for suing Lit.
I'm suing you for attempting to intimidate me out of suing Lit! :zoinks:
I'm suing you to intimidate you into not suing me for trying to sue you to intimidate you.
I'm suing you for being Swede-centric and interfering with my legitimate complaint against a fellow Swede who is a fat-phobe! :zoinks:
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I'm suing you for suing Lit.
I'm suing you for attempting to intimidate me out of suing Lit! :zoinks:
I'm suing you to intimidate you into not suing me for trying to sue you to intimidate you.
I'm suing you for being Swede-centric and interfering with my legitimate complaint against a fellow Swede who is a fat-phobe! :zoinks:
I'm a Finn. See you in court. :smarty:
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I'm suing you for suing Lit.
I'm suing you for attempting to intimidate me out of suing Lit! :zoinks:
I'm suing you to intimidate you into not suing me for trying to sue you to intimidate you.
I'm suing you for being Swede-centric and interfering with my legitimate complaint against a fellow Swede who is a fat-phobe! :zoinks:
I'm a Finn. See you in court. :smarty:
Yeah, well, I'm an Austrian-Polish-Irish-English-possibly Native American from the USA! I'll win because I'm more ethnically diverse and more obnoxious! :headbang2:
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I'm suing you for being obnoxious. :zoinks:
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I'm suing you for being obnoxious. :zoinks:
You're too polite to win! :P
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I'm suing you for being obnoxious. :zoinks:
You're too polite to win! :P
Why, thank you. :P
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I'm suing you for being obnoxious. :zoinks:
You're too polite to win! :P
Why, thank you. :P
Yippee, I won! :dance:
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I'm suing you for being obnoxious. :zoinks:
You're too polite to win! :P
Why, thank you. :P
Yippee, I won! :dance:
Never hurts to be polite. ;D
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I'm suing you for being obnoxious. :zoinks:
You're too polite to win! :P
Why, thank you. :P
Seriously, you are awfully polite for someone who says "fuck" as much as you do. :P
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I'm suing Couldbecousin for the halibut.
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I'm suing weakling for her name.
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who is sue ? :-[
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I'm suing Couldbecousin for the halibut.
:oneliner:
I'm suing skyblue1 for being a smartass with that "Who is Sue?" post, and also because he seems tough enough to defend himself! :headbang2:
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I'm suing couldbecousin for not posting much at AFF.
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I'm suing Kit for inflicting guilt! :bigcry:
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I wouldnt sue CBC cause she is too timid to hire an attorney and I wouldnt want to scare her
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^ I would sue Skyblue for the worst avatar collection in the history of the interwebz.
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I sure eclair for her boyish avatar.
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I sue Kit for obsessing about movies.
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I'm suing The PM for his 69 karma.
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I'm suing The PM for his 69 karma.
I'm suing Kit for attacking my sexuality and calling me a boy.
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I'm suing Eclair for her secrets of attracting men! :P
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who is sue ? :-[
Susan Boil her kittie pebbles by mistake.
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who is sue ? :-[
Susan Boil her kittie pebbles by mistake.
Huh? :blonde:
I'm suing enronhubbard for confusing me! :P
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who is sue ? :-[
Susan Boil her kittie pebbles by mistake.
Huh? :blonde:
I'm suing enronhubbard for confusing me! :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk
I'm suing Susan Boyle to teach me to sing.
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I'm suing you to keep Susan Boyle out.
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I'm suing Odeon for his avatar.
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I am suing you, Kit, for changing your name so often. :P
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I sue Renaeden for her sweet demeanor.
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I sue Eclair for not sucking her shit off my cock. 8)
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I sue TheoK for a) allowing Elcair to shit on his rooster and b) not using humane methods in cleaning his rooster (although it doesn't use harsh environmentally harmful methods.).
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I sue TheoK for a) allowing Elcair to shit on his rooster and b) not using humane methods in cleaning his rooster (although it doesn't use harsh environmentally harmful methods.).
I'm suing Weakling for endangering my computer...if I had been drinking anything when I read this, I might have :spitscreen: !
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I'm suing cbc for not postwhoring like she usually does about this time.
QUIT SHLICKIN AND GET BACK TO CLICKIN, :zoinks: SOLDIER.
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I'm gonna get a copyright on the word "postwhore" and sue your ass for copyright infringement.
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^Alex? :o
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I'm suing Rage for being insensitive to my very busy work schedule! :zoinks:
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I'm suing cbc for working. :zoinks:
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I'm suing odeon for support money so I can quit working and sit here postwhoring all the time! :zoinks:
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I'm countersuing so I can keep this site afloat for the postwhores. :laugh:
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I'm countersuing YOU because you're mean! :P
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You can't sue me for what I am. :smarty:
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I'm suing you for mocking me with that face! That's emotional abuse! :bigcry:
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I'm gonna take a bunch of car batteries and reanimate the corpse of Johnny Cochran, then I'll team up with AFF and WP and sue you for mentioning emotional abuse since AFF and WP already own that term, they might as well own the copyright on it since that's what their forums seem to be mostly about.
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I'm gonna take a bunch of car batteries and reanimate the corpse of Johnny Cochran, then I'll team up with AFF and WP and sue you for mentioning emotional abuse since AFF and WP already own that term, they might as well own the copyright on it since that's what their forums seem to be mostly about.
Cochran's dead? :orly:
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I'm gonna take a bunch of car batteries and reanimate the corpse of Johnny Cochran, then I'll team up with AFF and WP and sue you for mentioning emotional abuse since AFF and WP already own that term, they might as well own the copyright on it since that's what their forums seem to be mostly about.
Cochran's dead? :orly:
yes ,dead and gone
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I'm gonna take a bunch of car batteries and reanimate the corpse of Johnny Cochran, then I'll team up with AFF and WP and sue you for mentioning emotional abuse since AFF and WP already own that term, they might as well own the copyright on it since that's what their forums seem to be mostly about.
Cochran's dead? :orly:
yes ,dead and gone
I'm suing skyblue1 for not telling me that sooner! :rofl:
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I'm gonna take a bunch of car batteries and reanimate the corpse of Johnny Cochran, then I'll team up with AFF and WP and sue you for mentioning emotional abuse since AFF and WP already own that term, they might as well own the copyright on it since that's what their forums seem to be mostly about.
Cochran's dead? :orly:
yes ,dead and gone
I'm suing skyblue1 for not telling me that sooner! :rofl:
LOL
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I'm suing skyblue1 for making an annoying sound while LOLing.
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I'm suing skyblue1 for making an annoying sound while LOLing.
I'm suing Weakling because her sig makes me confused! :blonde:
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Cochran's dead? :orly:
March 29, 2005 (aged 67)
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Cochran's dead? :orly:
March 29, 2005 (aged 67)
Thanks, it's coming back to me now. I knew Kardashian was dead, forgot about Cochran. :duh:
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Cochran's dead? :orly:
March 29, 2005 (aged 67)
Thanks, it's coming back to me now. I knew Kardashian was dead, forgot about Cochran. :duh:
Robert Kardashian's dead?
:google:
Kardashian died of esophageal cancer on September 30, 2003.
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Cochran's dead? :orly:
March 29, 2005 (aged 67)
Thanks, it's coming back to me now. I knew Kardashian was dead, forgot about Cochran. :duh:
Robert Kardashian's dead?
:google:
Kardashian died of esophageal cancer on September 30, 2003.
I'm suing Callaway for Googling instead of taking my word for it! :rofl:
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I'm suing you for not googling Cochran when I first mentioned it.
Just so we understand the rules of this thread, IRL if you want to sue someone, the defendant has to actually be guilty of some kind of crime for the suit to hold up in court, does that apply here, or are we using the term "sue" essentially in place of "kick the ass of"?
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I'm suing you for not googling Cochran when I first mentioned it.
Just so we understand the rules of this thread, IRL if you want to sue someone, the defendant has to actually be guilty of some kind of crime for the suit to hold up in court, does that apply here, or are we using the term "sue" essentially in place of "kick the ass of"?
Judging by the tone set on the first page, I would say "sue" in this thread means "kick the ass of." :laugh:
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I'm suing Couldbecousin to up my post count.
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I'm suing Couldbecousin to up my post count.
I'm countersuing Weakling for suing me frivolously! :laugh:
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I'm suing cbc because fuck you thats why. :LOL:
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I'm suing Rage for the foul language.
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I'm suing odeon for censorship! :rofl:
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I'm suing cbc cause odeons my pal.
Wait a second.....
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I'm suing Rage and Odeon because I can't ask and they wouldn't tell anyway.
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I'm suing Weakling for not asking.
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Your teasing me?
I don't see the emo icon above me, something to do with make all kind of fuckn hand flapping, making retarted faces, noises, and a fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too slow, doesn't always get the job done, can wait to get my black belt.
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I'm suing Randy for using up the world's supply of ginseng.
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I'm suing Alex for pointing out the obvious. :laugh:
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I'm suing Scrapheap because he hasn't launched a Libertarian Anarchist revolution.
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I'm suing Scrapheap because he hasn't launched a Libertarian Anarchist revolution.
I'm suing punkdrew because he hasn't contributed the promised funds to said Libertarian Anarchist Revolution.
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I'm suing Randy for using up the world's supply of ginseng.
Every other day?
I forgot to sue Odeon for accusing me of dellusional disorder. Bring a clinical psychologist with it, best one, if you can find it. :laugh: Try aspergers to :laugh: :laugh: I am tempted to bet money on it to, very tempted. Wanna try bipolar disorder to?, more money for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sueing scrappie griffin because your a faggot, and your ruining the world for everyone. That was not sarcastic, astard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm suing Randy for being the bestest poster ever :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
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I am suing butterflies cause Randy aint the bestest poster ever
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I'm suing skyblue1 for using the word "ain't." :P
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that t'aint a sin
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that t'aint a sin
So sue me! :zoinks:
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I'm suing CBC for reviving a rather lame toy from the 70's.
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I'm suing Scrap for not keeping up with his quota of posting pictures of titties.
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I'm suing Scrap for not keeping up with his quota of posting pictures of titties.
I'm suing Alex179 for getting in the way of my suing Scrap for insulting the gentle, lovable Weebles! >:D
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I'm suing Cbc because the prior paperwork was not filled out correctly.
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I'm suing Cbc because the prior paperwork was not filled out correctly.
I'm suing Rage for abuse of bureaucratic authority! :zoinks:
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I'm suing cbc for slander.
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I'm suing cbc for slander.
I'm suing Rage for intimidation of a witness! >:D
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I'm suing cbc just for the lulz.
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I'm suing cbc just for the lulz.
I'm suing odeon for suing me frivolously! :zoinks:
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I'm suing cbc just for the lulz.
I'm suing odeon for suing me frivolously! :zoinks:
I'm countersuing cbc for interrupting the other lawsuit.
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I'm suing everyone unjustly to make money.
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I'm suing cbc just for the lulz.
I'm suing odeon for suing me frivolously! :zoinks:
I'm countersuing cbc for interrupting the other lawsuit.
I'm countersuing odeon for harassment! :bigcry:
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I'm suing cbc just for the lulz.
I'm suing odeon for suing me frivolously! :zoinks:
I'm countersuing cbc for interrupting the other lawsuit.
I'm countersuing odeon for harassment! :bigcry:
I'm countersuing cbc for interrupting my harassment.
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I'm suing cbc just for the lulz.
I'm suing odeon for suing me frivolously! :zoinks:
I'm countersuing cbc for interrupting the other lawsuit.
I'm countersuing odeon for harassment! :bigcry:
I'm countersuing cbc for interrupting my harassment.
I'm countersuing odeon for confusing my lil brain! :GA:
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I'm suing my my own penis to make headlines in the newspaper.
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I'm suing my my own penis to make headlines in the newspaper.
Which party do you think is going to win? :orly:
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Since I am male, my genitals will likely pwn me. :orly:
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Since I am male, my genitals will likely pwn me. :orly:
:plus: for honesty!
Now I'm going to sue you for abusing the court system by frivolously starting a suit that you know you will lose! :zoinks:
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Am suing cousin for frivously suing Rage for his frivolity.
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I am suing O1 for not being sensitive to............I cant think of anything ...but hooray for me for saying something
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Im suing skyblue1 for not being able to think of anything for which to sue Osensitive1.
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I"m suing punkdrew for not being Spunkydrew. (Yikes, that's a horrible moniker.) :viking:
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I"m suing punkdrew for not being Spunkydrew. (Yikes, that's a horrible moniker.) :viking:
I'm suing Weakling for even saying "Spunkydrew," WTF is that?! :LMAO:
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I'm suing CBC for being cheery and good natured.
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For thinking down strokes are not impressive! Trivial but I need money. Maybe i should go break my leg on some rich guys property instead.
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I am suing Gluey for promoting mediocrity in musical form.
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I'm suing Alex179 because he's an odd (number that is.)
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I'm suing Weakling for admitting that she is a weakling.
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Suing Alex for not admitting he's a weakling.
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I am suing all you money hungry bastards
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Who says I'm suing for $. I might be suing for specific performance on an implied contract. So, I'm suing you for making an ass out of you and me.
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errrrr, I only made an ass out of you (I discreetly left myself out)
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^^being sued for being a dumbass
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I am suing all you money hungry bastards
You called me a bastard! That's defamation of character! I'm gonna SUE you! :zoinks:
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I'm suing you for claiming that being called a bastard is a defamation of character. Bastards are real people too you know. It's not their fault that their parents were not married.
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I am suing Phlexor for having children and being married.
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I'm suing you for claiming that being called a bastard is a defamation of character. Bastards are real people too you know. It's not their fault that their parents were not married.
I'm suing you for implying that my saintly parents were not married! :prude:
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I'm suing both of you because I'm a bastard and only my first 2 kids are bastards.
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I'm suing both of you because I'm a bastard and only my first 2 kids are bastards.
I'm suing you for playing the bastard card! :P
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^I'm suing all of you for your failure to raise my karma. :P
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I'm suing punkdrew for not keeping his karma @ :69:
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I'm suing Scrapple for being obsessed w/keeping his karma @ :69:
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I'm suing both of you for posting that obscene smiley... :o
...but :plus: to punkdrew for shameless karma-whoring! :2thumbsup:
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I'm suing couldbecousin for procrastinating! :zoinks:
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I'm suing couldbecousin for taking obscenely attractive pictures with her new camera.
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I'm suing couldbecousin for taking obscenely attractive pictures with her new camera.
I'm suing Weakling for not showing us any pics of her cute, short little self! :laugh:
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I'm suing CBC for not saving a piece of wedding cake.
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I'm sueing Callaway for stealing Weakling's piece of cake.
I'm sueing cbc because she cannoy sue herself and she is known to attract male attention. :zoinks:
Enough said. :2thumbsup:
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I am suing superboyian ,just because
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I am suing superboyian ,just because
I'm sueing you without giving me a reason why I'm sued. :zombiefuck:
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I'm suing superboyian for implying that I am a woman of easy virtue! :zoinks:
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I'm suing CBC for being a postwhore. :zoinks:
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I'm suing Odeon for being an even bigger postwhore.
:P
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I'm suing Callaway because it's the name of golf equipment and the only sport I hate more than golf is tennis.
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I'm suing Weakling for hating tennis! :zoinks:
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I am suing CBC for not bringing anything from the resturant to eat :zombiefuck:
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I am suing CBC for not bringing anything from the resturant to eat :zombiefuck:
I am suing skyblue1 for assuming I didn't bring anything!
*hands over a grilled chicken breast, so good for a high-protein diet!* :drool:
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I am suing CBC for not bringing anything from the resturant to eat :zombiefuck:
I am suing skyblue1 for assuming I didn't bring anything!
*hands over a grilled chicken breast, so good for a high-protein diet!* :drool:
yummy :headbang2:
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I am suing CBC for not bringing anything from the resturant to eat :zombiefuck:
I am suing skyblue1 for assuming I didn't bring anything!
*hands over a grilled chicken breast, so good for a high-protein diet!* :drool:
yummy :headbang2:
I see you are not suing me anymore. I guess we settled out of court! :2thumbsup:
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I'm suing couldbecousin for wimping out, settling with skyblue1 and thereby killing the thread! :laugh:
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I'm suing cbc for practicing law without a license.
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I'm suing weakling for.. um, my lawyers will figure that one out. ;D
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I'm suing Odeon for not making up his mind.
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I'm suing Weakling for defaming me by saying I have no license to practice law! :zoinks:
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I'm suing cbc for taking a vacation and leaving all of alone together. :'(
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I'm suing cbc for taking a vacation and leaving all of alone together. :'(
I'm suing Weakling for being sad! :hug:
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I'm suing cbc for not sending us postcards.
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I'm suing cbc for not sending us postcards.
I'm suing Weakling for demanding that I work when on vacation! :laugh:
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I wanted to make sure this was a legitimate lawsuit. I'm suing cbc for not posting pics of the dogs.
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I wanted to make sure this was a legitimate lawsuit. I'm suing cbc for not posting pics of the dogs.
I'm suing Weakling for not posting a pic of her own cute little self!
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I wanted to make sure this was a legitimate lawsuit. I'm suing cbc for not posting pics of the dogs.
I'm suing Weakling for not posting a pic of her own cute little self!
I'm suing cbc for abandoning the site.
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I wanted to make sure this was a legitimate lawsuit. I'm suing cbc for not posting pics of the dogs.
I'm suing Weakling for not posting a pic of her own cute little self!
I'm suing cbc for abandoning the site.
But I didn't! I'm back now! :orly:
That's it, I'm suing PPK for living in California and making it more difficult for me to sue him! :angrydance:
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I wanted to make sure this was a legitimate lawsuit. I'm suing cbc for not posting pics of the dogs.
I'm suing Weakling for not posting a pic of her own cute little self!
I'm suing cbc for abandoning the site.
But I didn't! I'm back now! :orly:
Like that makes it okay. :(
That's it, I'm suing PPK for living in California and making it more difficult for me to sue him! :angrydance:
And I am counter suing you for having a New England accent. :green:
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I wanted to make sure this was a legitimate lawsuit. I'm suing cbc for not posting pics of the dogs.
I'm suing Weakling for not posting a pic of her own cute little self!
I'm suing cbc for abandoning the site.
But I didn't! I'm back now! :orly:
Like that makes it okay. :(
That's it, I'm suing PPK for living in California and making it more difficult for me to sue him! :angrydance:
And I am counter suing you for having a New England accent. :green:
I'm suing PPK for falsely accusing me of having that accent! I do not say "Pahk the cah"! >:D
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I wanted to make sure this was a legitimate lawsuit. I'm suing cbc for not posting pics of the dogs.
I'm suing Weakling for not posting a pic of her own cute little self!
I'm suing cbc for abandoning the site.
But I didn't! I'm back now! :orly:
Like that makes it okay. :(
That's it, I'm suing PPK for living in California and making it more difficult for me to sue him! :angrydance:
And I am counter suing you for having a New England accent. :green:
I'm suing PPK for falsely accusing me of having that accent! I do not say "Pahk the cah"! >:D
Now I am also suing you for making Pahts self conscious about his CT accent. :green:
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I'm suing PPK for not offering espresso to us. I'd love to see him serve us in a short skirt and a hooters shirt.
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I'm suing PPK for not offering espresso to us. I'd love to see him serve us in a short skirt and a hooters shirt.
As a settlement offer I will serve you espresso whether you wear the short skirt or Hooters shirt or something else. :2thumbsup: But for causing me heartburn and hurted feelings I am countersuing.
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I am suing Weakling for forgetting that PPK ABSOLUTELY MUST pack his heat in that outfit.
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I am suing Weakling for forgetting that PPK ABSOLUTELY MUST pack his heat in that outfit.
I'm suing DirtDawg for implying that I'm forgetful (I think.)
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I am suing Weakling for forgetting that PPK ABSOLUTELY MUST pack his heat in that outfit.
I'm suing DirtDawg for implying that I'm forgetful (I think.)
I'm suing Weakling for using the word "forgetful," which traumatizes me
because I have been experiencing age-related (I think!) memory lapses! :zoinks:
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I am suing Weakling for forgetting that PPK ABSOLUTELY MUST pack his heat in that outfit.
I'm suing DirtDawg for implying that I'm forgetful (I think.)
I'm suing Weakling for using the word "forgetful," which traumatizes me
because I have been experiencing age-related (I think!) memory lapses! :zoinks:
I'm suing cbc, for blaming her age for everything that annoys her. :asthing:
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I am suing Weakling for forgetting that PPK ABSOLUTELY MUST pack his heat in that outfit.
I'm suing DirtDawg for implying that I'm forgetful (I think.)
I'm suing Weakling for using the word "forgetful," which traumatizes me
because I have been experiencing age-related (I think!) memory lapses! :zoinks:
I'm suing cbc, for blaming her age for everything that annoys her. :asthing:
I'm suing hykeaswell for being insensitive to my age-related problems! (emo)
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I am suing Weakling for forgetting that PPK ABSOLUTELY MUST pack his heat in that outfit.
I'm suing DirtDawg for implying that I'm forgetful (I think.)
I'm suing Weakling for using the word "forgetful," which traumatizes me
because I have been experiencing age-related (I think!) memory lapses! :zoinks:
I'm suing cbc, for blaming her age for everything that annoys her. :asthing:
I'm suing hykeaswell for being insensitive to my age-related problems! (emo)
I'm suing cbc, for not accepting my insensitivity on I2. :hahaha:
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I am suing Weakling for forgetting that PPK ABSOLUTELY MUST pack his heat in that outfit.
I'm suing DirtDawg for implying that I'm forgetful (I think.)
I'm suing Weakling for using the word "forgetful," which traumatizes me
because I have been experiencing age-related (I think!) memory lapses! :zoinks:
I'm suing cbc, for blaming her age for everything that annoys her. :asthing:
I'm suing hykeaswell for being insensitive to my age-related problems! (emo)
I'm suing cbc, for not accepting my insensitivity on I2. :hahaha:
I'm suing Hykeaswell for thinking it is Insensitivity2. :hahaha:
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I'm suing PPK for suggesting such an insensitive new name for this site.
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I'm suing PPK for suggesting such an insensitive new name for this site.
I'm suing odeon for being insensitive and giving credence to the name Hyke believes.
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I'm suing PPK for suggesting such an insensitive new name for this site.
I'm suing odeon for being insensitive and giving credence to the name Hyke believes.
I'm suing PPK for reading things between the lines that are not there.
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I'm suing hykeaswell for suing PPK for reading.
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I'm suing hykeaswell for suing PPK for reading.
I'm suing Odeon for implying PPK doesn't read.
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I'm suing hykeaswell for suing PPK for reading.
I'm suing Odeon for implying PPK doesn't read.
I'm suing hyke for implying I read the post wrong.
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I am suing Odeon for ...
... UhM, let's see now.
OH! Oh! I know! I am suing Odeon because he quit posting for the day. Yeah, that's it. That's the one.
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I'm suing DirtDawg for not being here either! How can you sue odeon for quitting posting
when you are not here either, eh buddy? See you in court! :P
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Now I'm suing that lazy sack of mulch couldbecousin! On your feet, chickie! :laugh:
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I'm suing couldbecousin for being all washed up. No wait, that's the dishes. I'm suing her for living in Massachusetts.
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I'm suing couldbecousin for being all washed up. No wait, that's the dishes. I'm suing her for living in Massachusetts.
I'm suing Weakling for living in Texas, so there! :razz:
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Case dismissed, I don't live in Texas. I'm suing couldbecousin for skipping Geography class.
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Case dismissed, I don't live in Texas. I'm suing couldbecousin for skipping Geography class.
I'm suing Weakling for failing to disclose her true location to the court! :zoinks:
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Case dismissed, I don't live in Texas. I'm suing couldbecousin for skipping Geography class.
I'm suing Weakling for failing to disclose her true location to the court! :zoinks:
I'm suing couldbecousin for having a cleaner apartment than I have for a house.
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Case dismissed, I don't live in Texas. I'm suing couldbecousin for skipping Geography class.
I'm suing Weakling for failing to disclose her true location to the court! :zoinks:
I'm suing couldbecousin for having a cleaner apartment than I have for a house.
I'm suing Weakling for having a house when all I have is an apartment! :zoinks:
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I'm suing couldbecousin for being a lazy lump! :zoinks:
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I'm suing cbc for being taller than I.
Oh wait, you're all taller than I am. Boy, my solicitor's going to be one tired guy with all these lawsuits.
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I'm suing cbc for being taller than I.
Oh wait, you're all taller than I am. Boy, my solicitor's going to be one tired guy with all these lawsuits.
I'm suing Queen Victoria for harassment based upon height discrimination! :laugh:
Awww she's SOOOOOOOO CUTE, just 4'11"! *pat pat* :laugh:
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I'm sueing CBC for overuse of smilies!
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I'm sueing CBC for overuse of smilies!
I'm suing Squiddy for being just too darned cute! :laugh:
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I'm sueing CBC for overuse of smilies!
I'm suing Squiddy for being just too darned cute! :laugh:
I'm suing both Squid and CBC for not being here, without permission.
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I'm sueing CBC for overuse of smilies!
I'm suing Squiddy for being just too darned cute! :laugh:
I'm suing both Squid and CBC for not being here, without permission.
I'm suing hyke for not understanding the importance of my low-skilled job! :bigcry:
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I'm sueing CBC for overuse of smilies!
I'm suing Squiddy for being just too darned cute! :laugh:
I'm suing both Squid and CBC for not being here, without permission.
I'm suing hyke for not understanding the importance of my low-skilled job! :bigcry:
I'm suing CBC for missing out on hyke having a low skilled job too.
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I'm suing Hyke for having an avatar that looks like it could give an intense tongue lashing.
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I am sueing her majesty for not employing more attractive male housekeeping staff!
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I am sueing her majesty for not employing more attractive male housekeeping staff!
I keep offering positions to the guys, but they won't join the elite women.
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I'm suing Hyke for having an avatar that looks like it could give an intense tongue lashing.
I'm suing Her Majesty for being in denial of her deepest longings.
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I'm suing Hyke to keep the lawyers off the streets. :P
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I'll sue you for that nice ass jaguar you have, thank you. :squiddy:
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I'll sue you for that nice ass jaguar you have, thank you. :squiddy:
And I'm suing you for blocking the drains with your "really good shit" :eyelash:
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I'm suing Butterflies for matching her hair color to her purse. Matchy, matchy.
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I'm suing Queen Victoria for her Thanksgiving leftovers! :drool:
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I'm suing Queen Victoria for her Thanksgiving leftovers! :drool:
Boy, are you naive. There's not going to be any leftovers, I undershopped this year.
I'm suing cbc for not posting her carrot cake recipe.
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I'm suing Queen Victoria for her Thanksgiving leftovers! :drool:
Boy, are you naive. There's not going to be any leftovers, I undershopped this year.
I'm suing cbc for not posting her carrot cake recipe.
I have to remember to copy it from the folder at work. I don't know whose recipe it is actually, but it's very good. :)
Back on topic, I'm suing Queen Victoria for undershopping! :bigcry:
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I'm suing couldbecousin for working for food.
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I'm suing our royal queen for food leaving the food unfinished. :zoinks:
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I'm sueing every straight guy on this site for being straight! :hitler:
:lol:
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I'm countersuing squid cause he mad. :zoinks:
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I'm countersuing squid cause he mad. :zoinks:
(http://i737.photobucket.com/albums/xx15/violetstarbubble/oh_he_mad.jpg)
I'm suing Rage for Countersuing me! :zoinks:
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I'm suing Squiddy for that picture.
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I'm suing Squiddy for that picture.
You find it hawt really :razz:
Im sueing Odeon for impersination of a Cinema buisness :orly:
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I'm suing Squiddy for that picture.
You find it hawt really :razz:
Im sueing Odeon for impersination of a Cinema buisness :orly:
I'm suing Squid for defaming odeon's character! Can you actually prove, sir,
that my client is NOT in fact a genuine Cinema business? :toporly:
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It seems petty of me to sue cbc, considering how she is defending me, but hey, she says I'm just a cinema business. :P
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It seems petty of me to sue cbc, considering how she is defending me, but hey, she says I'm just a cinema business. :P
I'm suing odeon for misrepresenting my words! I never said you were JUST a cinema business! >:D
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This thread reminds me exactly why I love I2 , i'm lol'ing :rofl:
I'm suing Squid for defaming odeon's character! Can you actually prove, sir,
that my client is NOT in fact a genuine Cinema business? :toporly:
I can , he's typing right now :P
I'm sueing CBC for assuming I am a "sir" , when I am a Squid_Thing :zoinks:It seems petty of me to sue cbc, considering how she is defending me, but hey, she says I'm just a cinema business. :P
I'm useing Odeon for giving out shitty popcorn :toporly:
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This thread reminds me exactly why I love I2 , i'm lol'ing :rofl:
I'm suing Squid for defaming odeon's character! Can you actually prove, sir,
that my client is NOT in fact a genuine Cinema business? :toporly:
I can , he's typing right now :P
I'm sueing CBC for assuming I am a "sir" , when I am a Squid_Thing :zoinks:It seems petty of me to sue cbc, considering how she is defending me, but hey, she says I'm just a cinema business. :P
I'm useing Odeon for giving out shitty popcorn :toporly:
I'm suing Squid for not reading my above post in which I clarify my position, AND for dissing odeon's :popcorn: !
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I'm suing Squid for not reading my above post in which I clarify my position, AND for dissing odeon's :popcorn: !
Well then ....
:P :wanker: :squiddy: :finger: :hahaha: :ner: :autism: :sexymush: :chicken: :sex?: :beware: :dom: :bonban: :nomakened: :69: :squit: :penis: :booty: :dominatrix: :anal: :razz: :smarty: :moon: to you! :lol:
I am sueing CBC for forcing me to overuse smilies :zoinks:
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I'm suing Squid for not reading my above post in which I clarify my position, AND for dissing odeon's :popcorn: !
Well then ....
:P :wanker: :squiddy: :finger: :hahaha: :ner: :autism: :sexymush: :chicken: :sex?: :beware: :dom: :bonban: :nomakened: :69: :squit: :penis: :booty: :dominatrix: :anal: :razz: :smarty: :moon: to you! :lol:
I am sueing CBC for forcing me to overuse smilies :zoinks:
I'm suing Squid for failure to accept responsibility for his own actions! :zoinks:
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I'm suing Squid for not reading my above post in which I clarify my position, AND for dissing odeon's :popcorn: !
Well then ....
:P :wanker: :squiddy: :finger: :hahaha: :ner: :autism: :sexymush: :chicken: :sex?: :beware: :dom: :bonban: :nomakened: :69: :squit: :penis: :booty: :dominatrix: :anal: :razz: :smarty: :moon: to you! :lol:
I am sueing CBC for forcing me to overuse smilies :zoinks:
I'm suing Squid for failure to accept responsibility for his own actions! :zoinks:
I'm sueing CBC for not falling down :zoinks:
(Although with the use of alcohol im pretty sure we could change that :P)
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I'm suing Squid_thing for aiding and abetting mayhem.
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I'm suing Squid for not reading my above post in which I clarify my position, AND for dissing odeon's :popcorn: !
Well then ....
:P :wanker: :squiddy: :finger: :hahaha: :ner: :autism: :sexymush: :chicken: :sex?: :beware: :dom: :bonban: :nomakened: :69: :squit: :penis: :booty: :dominatrix: :anal: :razz: :smarty: :moon: to you! :lol:
I am sueing CBC for forcing me to overuse smilies :zoinks:
I'm suing Squid for failure to accept responsibility for his own actions! :zoinks:
I'm sueing CBC for not falling down :zoinks:
(Although with the use of alcohol im pretty sure we could change that :P)
I'm suing Squid for implying that I am a drunk! >:D
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I'm suing Squid for not reading my above post in which I clarify my position, AND for dissing odeon's :popcorn: !
Well then ....
:P :wanker: :squiddy: :finger: :hahaha: :ner: :autism: :sexymush: :chicken: :sex?: :beware: :dom: :bonban: :nomakened: :69: :squit: :penis: :booty: :dominatrix: :anal: :razz: :smarty: :moon: to you! :lol:
I am sueing CBC for forcing me to overuse smilies :zoinks:
I'm suing Squid for failure to accept responsibility for his own actions! :zoinks:
I'm sueing CBC for not falling down :zoinks:
(Although with the use of alcohol im pretty sure we could change that :P)
I'm suing Squid for implying that I am a drunk! >:D
I'm suing CBC for misreading me , calling her a drunk when instead I suggested we make her fall over by MAKING her a drunk >:D
:soph:
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I'm suing Squid for not reading my above post in which I clarify my position, AND for dissing odeon's :popcorn: !
Well then ....
:P :wanker: :squiddy: :finger: :hahaha: :ner: :autism: :sexymush: :chicken: :sex?: :beware: :dom: :bonban: :nomakened: :69: :squit: :penis: :booty: :dominatrix: :anal: :razz: :smarty: :moon: to you! :lol:
I am sueing CBC for forcing me to overuse smilies :zoinks:
I'm suing Squid for failure to accept responsibility for his own actions! :zoinks:
I'm sueing CBC for not falling down :zoinks:
(Although with the use of alcohol im pretty sure we could change that :P)
I'm suing Squid for implying that I am a drunk! >:D
I'm suing CBC for misreading me , calling her a drunk when instead I suggested we make her fall over by MAKING her a drunk >:D
:soph:
I NEVER drink alcohol! You can't talk me into it! :harp:
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I'm suing Squid for not reading my above post in which I clarify my position, AND for dissing odeon's :popcorn: !
Well then ....
:P :wanker: :squiddy: :finger: :hahaha: :ner: :autism: :sexymush: :chicken: :sex?: :beware: :dom: :bonban: :nomakened: :69: :squit: :penis: :booty: :dominatrix: :anal: :razz: :smarty: :moon: to you! :lol:
I am sueing CBC for forcing me to overuse smilies :zoinks:
I'm suing Squid for failure to accept responsibility for his own actions! :zoinks:
I'm sueing CBC for not falling down :zoinks:
(Although with the use of alcohol im pretty sure we could change that :P)
I'm suing Squid for implying that I am a drunk! >:D
I'm suing CBC for misreading me , calling her a drunk when instead I suggested we make her fall over by MAKING her a drunk >:D
:soph:
I NEVER drink alcohol! You can't talk me into it! :harp:
We can blast you with it from a hose then :zoinks:
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I'm suing Squid for not reading my above post in which I clarify my position, AND for dissing odeon's :popcorn: !
Well then ....
:P :wanker: :squiddy: :finger: :hahaha: :ner: :autism: :sexymush: :chicken: :sex?: :beware: :dom: :bonban: :nomakened: :69: :squit: :penis: :booty: :dominatrix: :anal: :razz: :smarty: :moon: to you! :lol:
I am sueing CBC for forcing me to overuse smilies :zoinks:
I'm suing Squid for failure to accept responsibility for his own actions! :zoinks:
I'm sueing CBC for not falling down :zoinks:
(Although with the use of alcohol im pretty sure we could change that :P)
I'm suing Squid for implying that I am a drunk! >:D
I'm suing CBC for misreading me , calling her a drunk when instead I suggested we make her fall over by MAKING her a drunk >:D
:soph:
I NEVER drink alcohol! You can't talk me into it! :harp:
We can blast you with it from a hose then :zoinks:
And if you even ATTEMPT it, I'll totally sue you! :flame:
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I'm suing Squid for not reading my above post in which I clarify my position, AND for dissing odeon's :popcorn: !
Well then ....
:P :wanker: :squiddy: :finger: :hahaha: :ner: :autism: :sexymush: :chicken: :sex?: :beware: :dom: :bonban: :nomakened: :69: :squit: :penis: :booty: :dominatrix: :anal: :razz: :smarty: :moon: to you! :lol:
I am sueing CBC for forcing me to overuse smilies :zoinks:
I'm suing Squid for failure to accept responsibility for his own actions! :zoinks:
I'm sueing CBC for not falling down :zoinks:
(Although with the use of alcohol im pretty sure we could change that :P)
I'm suing Squid for implying that I am a drunk! >:D
I'm suing CBC for misreading me , calling her a drunk when instead I suggested we make her fall over by MAKING her a drunk >:D
:soph:
I NEVER drink alcohol! You can't talk me into it! :harp:
We can blast you with it from a hose then :zoinks:
And if you even ATTEMPT it, I'll totally sue you! :flame:
But you'll be too drunk to sue , especially if we use a fire hose :flame: :zoinks:
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I'm suing Squiddy for using a fire hose to shoot flammable liquids.
What if there's a spark or a fire?
:flames:
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I'm suing Callaway for presuming I wasn't taking health and safety into consideration.
Squids are very H&S concious you know :nerd:
(http://www.thinkhard.org/090507_0953_Everythingi1.jpg)
:autism:
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I'm sueing all the world leaders for trying to reverse the collapse of their stupid money hoarding, power hungry empires. Its too late now. A new age is coming, and you guys are gonna pay for all your lying and greedy scheming. You have underestimated the people for the last time! ITS OVER, YOU SHADY FUCKS! :smashviolin:
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I'm sueing all the world leaders for trying to reverse the collapse of their stupid money hoarding, power hungry empires. Its too late now. A new age is coming, and you guys are gonna pay for all your lying and greedy scheming. You have underestimated the people for the last time! ITS OVER, YOU SHADY FUCKS! :smashviolin:
I'm suing Rage for naitivity. A lot of the people would give their eye teeth to be the ones running the money hoarding, power hungry empires. Sadly we'll only be installing a new group of evil people with the same evils. Wish I could be optimistic, but I'm not.
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I'm suing Squid for not reading my above post in which I clarify my position, AND for dissing odeon's :popcorn: !
Well then ....
:P :wanker: :squiddy: :finger: :hahaha: :ner: :autism: :sexymush: :chicken: :sex?: :beware: :dom: :bonban: :nomakened: :69: :squit: :penis: :booty: :dominatrix: :anal: :razz: :smarty: :moon: to you! :lol:
I am sueing CBC for forcing me to overuse smilies :zoinks:
I'm suing Squid for failure to accept responsibility for his own actions! :zoinks:
I'm sueing CBC for not falling down :zoinks:
(Although with the use of alcohol im pretty sure we could change that :P)
I'm suing Squid for implying that I am a drunk! >:D
I'm suing CBC for misreading me , calling her a drunk when instead I suggested we make her fall over by MAKING her a drunk >:D
:soph:
I NEVER drink alcohol! You can't talk me into it! :harp:
We can blast you with it from a hose then :zoinks:
And if you even ATTEMPT it, I'll totally sue you! :flame:
But you'll be too drunk to sue , especially if we use a fire hose :flame: :zoinks:
Just wait till I sober up! :evillaugh:
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I'm suing cbc for joining the Temperance Union. Next it will be votes for women.
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I'm suing Queen Victoria for promoting chastity, prudishness, sexual repression and a general lack of fun. :P
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I'm suing Scrap for maligning chastity, prudishness and sexual repression! :harp:
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I'm suing CBC for being asexual.
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I'm suing CBC for being asexual.
I'm suing Ses on the Beach for misspelling a sexual.
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I'm suing CBC for being asexual.
I'm suing Ses on the Beach for misspelling a sexual.
I'm suing Queen Vic for misspelling SEX!!! :o :o :o :o :laugh:
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I'm suing CBC for being asexual.
I'm suing Ses on the Beach for misspelling a sexual.
I'm suing Queen Vic for misspelling SEX!!! :o :o :o :o :laugh:
Send my summons to the garage where I'm with Odeon.
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I am suing the above harlot for trying to find her underway and undermine our respect for the administrative forces we all hold dear.
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I am suing the above harlot for trying to find her underway and undermine our respect for the administrative forces we all hold dear.
I'm suing DirtDawg for trying to interfere in the course of true love! 8)
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I'm Sueing CBC for confusing "True Love" with "Kinky S&M gmaes" between her majesty and Odeon :P
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I'm Sueing CBC for confusing "True Love" with "Kinky S&M games" between her majesty and Odeon :P
I'm suing Squid for cynicism! :angel:
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I am suing CBC for aggravated criminal cluelessness after the fact.
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I am suing CBC for aggravated criminal cluelessness after the fact.
I'm suing DirtDawg for cynicism too! Two for one! >:D
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I'm suing cbc for being :viking:. She's keeping the lawyers working overtime.
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I am suing the above entity for "celebrating" the notion that lawyers have work, when they obviously should be summarily lined up and unceremoniously shot.
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I am sueing Dirt Dawg for the planing of attempted murder of lawyers :zoinks:
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I am suing the "razor-boned derpster" for thinking that I will only "attempt" to eliminate all lawyers with my every shot.
(before a revolution can be started, one must remove all the old lawyers; remember your history)
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I am sueing Dirt Dawg for assuming I have bones when I am a mollusc :P
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I'm suing the Sea Tart for two things
Reminding me of pastries
Having a better body than I
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I'm suing the Sea Tart for two things
Reminding me of pastries
Having a better body than I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPSh47gHz8
:moon:
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I'm suing the Sea Tart for promoting the consumption of food from McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and Pizza Hut with the above promotional video.
:smarty:
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I am suing Callaway for traumatizing us all by attempting to portray understanding of such asinine nonsense.
(we are NOT as "smart" as you are! ... ... next?)
Hell, I am reminded of the (Jim Curry) Grinch, hating everyone in the entire Whoville 'phonebook, alphabetically.
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I'm suing DirtDawg for having an extensive library of music.
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I'm suing Queen Victoria for being a royal person in the United States of America. :viking:
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I'm suing TheoK for sedition.
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I'm suing Lit for possession of his Bolognese sauce, because it sounds delicious and I don't have any. :violin:
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I'm suing Lit for possession of his Bolognese sauce, because it sounds delicious and I don't have any. :violin:
I'm suing CBC for not suing the person above her.
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I'm suing Semicolon for not relying on others to sue CBC for ignoring Semicolon.
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I'm suing hyke for making it impossible for me to postwhore in this thread without suing her,
which I don't want to do! The guilt is awful, and it's all her fault! :bigcry:
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I'm suing CBC for suing hyke. Hykeaswell is a nice member. Why are you being mean to her by suing her? :thumbdn: :P
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I'm suing Semicolon for ill-timing his post to make it look as if I were suing Lit unjustly! :tantrum:
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I'd sue you for playing innocent, premeditated manipulation, and complete disregard for people's privacy, as evidenced by your constant posts about what people are doing when you view the Who's Online thread.
I'd also sue you for that constant dribbling all over people's food.
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I'd sue you for playing innocent, premeditated manipulation, and complete disregard for people's privacy, as evidenced by your constant posts about what people are doing when you view the Who's Online thread.
I'd also sue you for that constant dribbling all over people's food.
It's no secret what people are doing when I view them snooping in the Who's Online thread. They are snooping! :police:
*sniffs the air* OMG, crab rangoons with extra duck sauce?! :drool:
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I'm suing CBC for once again NOT SUING THE PERSON ABOVE HER! :autism:
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I'm suing CBC for once again NOT SUING THE PERSON ABOVE HER! :autism:
Since you are clearly suing cbc to get your hands on the money from all the jobs she's worked over the years, I'm suing you for not sharing it with the rest of the membership who also have had to suffer cbc's blatant abuse and manipulation since she's been here.
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I'm suing Eclair for trying to take away my money! It's MINE! :mad:
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I'm not suing you or taking your money. I'm suing Semicolon for not sharing his profits with the rest of us who have endured your antics.
Once again, you are fucking with people's minds cbc. Consider yourself sued for psychological trauma!!!!!
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I'm suing Elcair for a misleading I2 name. Those aren't eclairs, they're cream puffs she's toting.
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I'm suing Queen Victoria for using I2's good name in her lawsuit.
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I'm suing odeon because I got an error message when I tried to load the assisted suicide thread.
Database Error: Query execution was interrupted
File: /home/odeon/public_html/Sources/Subs.php
Line: 3111
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I'm suing odeon because I got an error message when I tried to load the assisted suicide thread.
Database Error: Query execution was interrupted
File: /home/odeon/public_html/Sources/Subs.php
Line: 3111
:lol:
I'm suing Semicolon for making me laugh at inappropriate humour. :orly:
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I'm suing odeon because I got an error message when I tried to load the assisted suicide thread.
Database Error: Query execution was interrupted
File: /home/odeon/public_html/Sources/Subs.php
Line: 3111
:lol:
I'm suing Semicolon for making me laugh at inappropriate humour. :orly:
:rofl:
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I'm suing Sea Tart for not suing anyone. :orly:
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I'm suing Odeon for Moomintrollishness in public. :toporly:
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I'm suing TheoK for not using more swedish love talk :hitler:
I'm suing Sea Tart for not suing anyone. :orly:
I'm happy to let you spank me as an alternative :toporly:
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I'm suing Sea Tart for using the :toporly: smiley.
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I'm suing myself for hypocrisy. :autism:
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I'm suing myself for hypocrisy. :autism:
I'm suing Semicolon for believeing he can sue himself :zoinks:
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I'm suing Sea Tart for suing me for my belief system. :orly:
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I'm suing Semicolon for... well, why NOT?
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I'm suing Odeon for not having a good reason for suing me.
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I'm suing Semicolon for failing to see the validity of my lawsuit.
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I'm suing both Odeon and Semicolon for their "ant-fucking" mentality.
Nitpickers!
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I'm suing hykeaswell for implying that I am sexually attracted to ants. :orly:
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I'm suing hykeaswell for implying that I am sexually attracted to ants. :orly:
I'm suing Semicolon for not having a grasp of foreign proverbial sayings.
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I'm suing Hyke for using them.
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I'm suing odeon for attempting to censor hyke and her charming Dutch idioms!
FREE SPEECH UBER ALLES! :soapbox:
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I'm suing CBC for not supporting American idioms as the only acceptable idioms on I2. :soapbox:
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I'm suing CBC for not supporting American idioms as the only acceptable idioms on I2. :soapbox:
I'm suing Semi for insulting the country that gave us Dutch apple pie! :pie:
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I'm suing CBC for implying that apple pie is not a patriotic, completely American treat!
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I'm suing CBC for implying that apple pie is not a patriotic, completely American treat!
I'm suing Semi for being ignorant of the fine cultural contributions of our friends in the Netherlands. :M
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I'm suing CBC for not recognizing the true dutch apple pie:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/Hollandse_appeltaart.jpg/220px-Hollandse_appeltaart.jpg)
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I'm suing CBC for not recognizing the true dutch apple pie:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/Hollandse_appeltaart.jpg/220px-Hollandse_appeltaart.jpg)
I'm suing Queen Victoria for teasing me with a pie which I cannot reach! :bigcry:
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I'm suing CBC for wobblishness. :orly:
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I'm suing Lit for introducing the word "Cumfart" my vocabulary , how could you use such language around a young impressionable person such as myself? :M
:zoinks: :rofl: :LMAO: :moon:
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I am suing Squiddy for over-use of the marquee feature :autism:
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I'm suing MLA for being green around the gills and everywhere else.
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I am suing the Queen for independence from her monarchical rule.
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I am suing the Queen for independence from her monarchical rule.
I'm suing EBM for disrespecting the Crown! :queenie:
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I'm suing CBC for not joining the rebellion against Her Majesty.
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I'm suing Semicolon for oppressing the very freedoms that rebelling against the Queen stand for (such as the freedom to not join the rebellion).
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I'm suing Semicolon for oppressing the very freedoms that rebelling against the Queen stand for (such as the freedom to not join the rebellion).
I am suing d_olsen27 for improper use of a cat's head. I'll need to see your permit next time. :police:
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I'm suing MLA for using his moderator authority on an unmoderated forum. :gotowp:
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I'm suing MLA for using his moderator authority on an unmoderated forum. :gotowp:
I'm suing Semicolon for the same!
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Suing dolson and Semicolon for not respecting Milaspie's authoritah.
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I'm suing Jack for suing me for a post that I was already sued for.
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I sue semicolon for not using as many semicolons as his name would suggest. Way to tease us, jerk ::).
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I sue semicolon for not using as many semicolons as his name would suggest. Way to tease us, jerk ::).
I'm suing eris because.... I don't know. 'Cause she's here.
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I'm suing d_olson27 for teasing me with pictures of a delicious catburger.
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I'm suing Semicolon for being overly litigious.
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I'm suing Callousway for using my old usernameTM. :autism:
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I'm suing Callousway for using my old usernameTM. :autism:
I'm suing Lit for living in the past! :zoinks:
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I'm sueing CBC for being a former AFF Modfag :zoinks:
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I'm suing Sea Tart for not having a working avatar.
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I'm suing Sea Tart for not having a working avatar.
I'm suing Semi for assuming it is my fault that my avatar is not when in fact the site is down for maintanance.
Oh and for not posting his dick. :zoinks:
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I'm suing I2 for being dull today.
Squiddy can be sued for being a filthy queer :thumbdn:
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I'm suing your tits for being too far away from my hands.
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I'm suing I2 for being dull today.
Squiddy can be sued for being a filthy queer :thumbdn:
I'm Suing binty for being a frying pan :zoinks:
I'm suing your tits for being too far away from my hands.
Im sueing Rage for cheating on me , we'll settle this in the bedroom young man. :evillaugh: :squiddy:
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I'm suing Ink Fish for confusing me for a moment by changing his name.
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i am suing d olson27 for being new
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I am suing SlackBladder for lack of urinary control , and that funny yellow puddle over there. :sick:
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i am suing ink fish for telling everyone about my puddle :zoinks:
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I am suing SlackBladder for assuming I hadn't told them already. :zoinks:
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I am suing ink fish for meddling with the truth and confusing my he said/she said theory :orly:
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i am suing d olson27 for being new
I'm suing SlackBladder for discrimination.
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i am suing d olson27 for being new and being petty :zoinks:
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I'm suing SlackBladder for not liking petty people either.
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I am suing the whole lot of you for blatant postwhoring without the proper permits. :viking:
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I'm suing MLA for stealing Squiddy's avatar.
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I'm suing semicolon for slander. I didn't "steal" it, I merely received stolen property from a dubious fellow.
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I'm suing MLA for improper use of a model rocket, an electric guitar, and a pancake.
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I'm suing d_olson27 for not sharing that delicious catburger.
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I'm suing SlackBladder for not liking petty people either.
i do like petty mindedness, just not at the same time as newness :zoinks:
I am suing d olson27 for being a likeable petty minded individual and no longer new :zoinks:
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I'm suing SlackBladder for contradicting herself.
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i am suing d olson27 for nit picking
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I'm suing SlackBladder for being English.
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I'm suing MLA for stealing Squiddy's avatar.
I'm suing Semicolon for hypocrisy.
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I'm suing d_olson27 for not conforming to my reality.
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suing semicolon for bad use of the english language
and d olson27 for having a silly friend :zoinks:
suing semi again for being too quick lol
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I'm suing SlackBladder for suing too many people in one post and overburdening our court system! :M
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I'm suing CBC for not realizing that SlackBladder's court system is not our court system. :P
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I'm suing CBC for not realizing that SlackBladder's court system is not our court system. :P
I'm suing Semicolon for deferring to the UK courts instead of enforcing our AMERICAN laws upon the world,
as any true patriot would! TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE! :police:
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I'm suing couldbecousin for not going far enough in enforcing America's ideals on the world!
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Suing dolson for minimizing Cousin's contribution to world domination.
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I'm suing Jack for not spending enough time demonizing England.
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I'm suing Semicolon for not recognizing the unique world-domination plans that each one of us has.
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I'm suing d_olson27 for not recognizing the superiority of spamming "I win" over an entire forum. :sexymush:
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I'm suing Semicolon for not spamming "I win" all over I2.
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I'm suing d_olson27 for not spamming "I win" all over AFF.
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i am suing seicolon for not using the apostrophe enough.
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I'm suing bodaccea for not spelling my name properly, and for ignoring an opportunity to use an apostrophe in her last post. :hahaha:
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ha ha i am suing semicoolon for being pedantic ha ha
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my 'm' and my 'n' keep sticking
and i like semicoolon, i am going to call you that from now
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ha ha i am suing semicoolon for being pedantic ha ha
8)
I am suing SlackBladder for suing me for a personality trait, and for not suing the poster above her.
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i am suing semicoolon for insobordination
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I am suing SlackBladder for believing that she is my superior.
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i am suing semicoolon for not respecting his elders
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I'm suing SlackBladder because I was an Elder before she was.
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i am suing semicoolon as i have not seen him in the over 40's thread :zoinks:
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I am suing slackbladder for being above me with a slackbladder.
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i am suing ppk for not using his umberella
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I'm suing SlackBladder for having an offensive avatar. :viking:
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i am suing TheoK for being 'sensitive' about avatars
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I'm suing SlackBladder for not respecting those of us here who are sensitive! :bigcry:
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i am suing cbc for being absent without leave! :zoinks:
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I am suing both of you wenches for sleeping at the computer. :hahaha:
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i am suing cbc for being absent without leave! :zoinks:
I'm suing SlackBladder for not respecting my need for SLEEP! :zzz:
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I'm collecting from you by default for not responding cbc.
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I'm collecting from you by default for not responding cbc.
Not responding where? I can't keep up with you! I don't have an espresso maker! :zoinks:
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i am suing cbc and ppk for...being americans
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I am suing SlackBladder for defamation of the land of the free and the home of the :viking:
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i am suingTheoK for conspiring with the yanks
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I'm suing SlackBladder for conspiring with the :bint:
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i am suing TheoK for...
..for
.... for being part of the 'fornication nation'
so there
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I'm suing SlackBladder for defamation of ze Little Nazi Pony. :hitler:
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I am suing TheoK for not collecting his nazi pony within the 30 day period
Amount £300
pay up or the pony 'get's it'
:litigious:
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I'm suing SlackBladder for thinking that she can get a gun in England. :hahaha:
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I'm suing SlackBladder for thinking that she can get a gun in England. :hahaha:
I'm suing Semi for thinking we don't just steal them from the yanks. :zoinks:
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I'm suing SlackBladder for thinking that she can get a gun in England. :hahaha:
I'm suing Semi for thinking we don't just steal them from the yanks. :zoinks:
I'm suing Squid for thinking he can just come over here and fill his tentacles with OUR weapons! :tooledup:
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I'm suing SlackBladder for thinking that she can get a gun in England. :hahaha:
I'm suing Semi for thinking we don't just steal them from the yanks. :zoinks:
I'm suing Squid for thinking he can just come over here and fill his tentacles with OUR weapons! :tooledup:
(Stuffed Squid :laugh:)
I'm suing CBC for thinking she can stop me :evillaugh:
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I'm suing Squid for underestimating the power of a well-armed Weeble! :evillaugh:
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I'm suing couldbecousin for always being hungry.
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I'm suing couldbecousin for always being hungry.
I'm suing Queen Victoria for not feeding me! :bigcry:
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I'm suing CBC for underestimating the power of ink , guns are no good if you can't see right? :zoinks:
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I'm suing Ink Fish for squirting his ink in CBC's face. :zoinks:
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I'm suing Semicolon for that visual image! :rofl:
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I'm suing cbc for getting ink bukkakied by Squiddy.
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I'm suing cbc for getting ink bukkakied by Squiddy.
I'm suing PPK for having a username that includes the word "peepee," thus giving me another visual I don't want. :zoinks:
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I'm cbc for being a cultural philistine in not appreciating the PP/PPK series historical significance.
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suing PPK for not having pink and purple in his gun collection :zoinks:
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I'm suing Bodaccea for not having a gun collection. :zoinks:
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I'm suing semicolon for suing a lady. *tosses roses, draws sword, calls semi a knave*
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I'm suing Rage for thinking that Bodaccea is a lady. :zoinks:
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I'm suing Semicooooolon for not exhibiting the same level of chivalry as rage
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I'm suing SlackBladder for expecting chivalry in an era of gender egalitarianism.
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I am suing Semicolon for not having a full colon. :autism:
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I'm suing MLA for wanting to replace a semicolon with a colon when a period is clearly better.
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I'm suing odeon for not putting a GLBT section on this site , we demand equality!!!!!!!!!!11111111 :hitler: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism:
(And Iamnotaparakeet in 3 , 2 , 1 :zoinks:)
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Suing Ink Fish for not explaining what "GLBT" is.
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Suing Ink Fish for not explaining what "GLBT" is.
I'm suing Odeon for making me realise I just had a :asthing: :autism: :tard: moment and put "LGBT" in the wrong order. :facepalm2:
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Suing Ink Fish for not explaining what "GLBT" is.
I'm suing Odeon for making me realise I just had a :asthing: :autism: :tard: moment and put "LGBT" in the wrong order. :facepalm2:
Suing Ink Fish for deliberately trying to confuse me. :zoinks:
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I'm suing Squiddy for subconsciously placing Gay before Lesbian in his acronym. I think this is why he is chasing Gluey all over the board. You know how the gays and the lesbians keep at each other :autism:
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I'm suing Squiddy for subconsciously placing Gay before Lesbian in his acronym. I think this is why he is chasing Gluey all over the board. You know how the gays and the lesbians keep at each other :autism:
I'm suing MLA for not recognising that Butterflies is my secret lesbian lover and therefore am not against Lesbians :autism:
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I'm suing Ink Fish for still not offering an explanation to odeon, and for not realizing that "GLBT" and "LGBT" mean exactly the same thing. :autism:
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I'm suing Ink Fish for still not offering an explanation to odeon, and for not realizing that "GLBT" and "LGBT" mean exactly the same thing. :autism:
I'm suing Semi for not shutting it already and bending over. :evillaugh: :squiddy:
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I'm suing Ink Fish for thinking that he can satisfy me. :zoinks:
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Suing you for defamashun of character. Ima retire early in mah double wide.
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I'm suing Isabitch for slaughtering the English language.
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I am adding myself as a co-plaintiff on Semicolon's suit.
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I am suing MLA for filing frivolous lawsuits.
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I am suing Ieatbabies for eating babies.
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I'm suing Semicolon because brackets are a lot more fun. [And they look kind of cool, too!]
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I am suing d_olson27 because brackets have special meaning on I2; they can't be used for just anything. Semicolons are more versatile.
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I'm suing Semicolon for not realizing that these doohickies {} can be a lot of fun, too. {Don't you think that looks really cool?}
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I'm suing d_olson27 for not realizing how frilly {} is. We have tags to make stuff look cool.
This is cool. 8)
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I'm suing Semicolon for picking apart every little piece of punctuation I bring up! Are you going to say something against exclamation points now? I'll sue you for that!
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I'm suing d_olson27 for not recognizing my authority in the area of punctuation.
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I'm suing Semicolon for thinking he's awesome, when he's really just as immature as I am when it comes to pointless thread games. And I'm the awesome one, by the way.
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I'm suing d_olson27 for implying that I'm not awesome, and for not mentioning my awesomeness in all of his posts.
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I'm suing Semicolon because I'm spending too much time in front of my computer, having fun playing pointless thread games, when I could be getting something important done.
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I'm suing d_olson27 because the same thing is true of me.
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I'm suing Semicolon because turtles are cool.
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I'm suing d_olson27 because I can't find a turtle smiley.
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I'm suing Semicolon because it's not my fault you can't find a turtle smiley. And because you apparently lied in your signature.
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I'm suing d_olson27 because I just searched I2 for a turtle smiley. Just because I can't find a smiley doesn't mean that there isn't one. Besides, I found a turtle smiley: :rocketturtle:
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i am suing semicolon for fannying around with turtles
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I am suing SlackBladder for implying Semi has a fanny :orly:
(Just incase any yanks get confused , "Fanny" is also british slang for vagina :laugh:)
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I'm suing Ink Fish for confusing the issues at hand (tentacle?) with slang.
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I'm suing Odeon for..........making me forget what I was gonig to sue him for? ??? :orly:
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I'm suing Ink Fish for forgetfulness. :orly:
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I'm suing Odeon for bullying me. :bigcry:
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I'm suing Ink Fish for allowing the bullying to happen.
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i'm suing odeon for making squid cry and now we have ink everywhere
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I'm suing Slackbladder for unnecessary cleanliness.
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I'm suing Odeon for not creating a tag to make a marquee go from left to right.
It only goes this way.
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i am suing semicoolon for making unfair demands!
what is wrong with this way?
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I'm suing SlackBladder for not realizing that the roller coaster should be going forward:
:rollercoaster: :rollercoaster:
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I'm suing Semicolon for recklessly endangering the lives of all of the smileys on that backwards-facing roller coaster.
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I'm suing d_olson for lacking skills in Norwegian. :orly:
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I'm suing Theo K for not giving me a good reason to sue :orly:
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I am suing SlackBladder for implying Semi has a fanny :orly:
(Just incase any yanks get confused , "Fanny" is also british slang for vagina :laugh:)
I'm suing Ink Fish because "Put it in my fanny" would be ambiguous in Great Britain. :toporly:
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I am suing SlackBladder for implying Semi has a fanny :orly:
(Just incase any yanks get confused , "Fanny" is also british slang for vagina :laugh:)
I'm suing Ink Fish because "Put it in my fanny" would be ambiguous in Great Britain. :toporly:
(Doesn't fanny mean butt in the U.S? , it'd still be ambiguous in the U.S then :laugh:)
I'm suing Semi for being too selfish in the bedroom. :orly: :thumbdn: :bigcry:
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I'm suing Sea Tart for not being familiar with American slang.
(Yes, fanny means butt in America, but fanny doesn't mean vagina. It's not ambiguous.)
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(Put it in your butt still sounds dodgy to me :lol:)
I'm suing semi for not being familiar with British slang. :smarty:
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I'm suing Sea Tart for thinking that that will matter when America takes over the world with our guns and overpowered military. :tooledup: :litigious:
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Suing Semicolon for discussing our secret plans with the enemy.
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I'm suing Jack just for the fun of it.
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suing d_olson27 because i dislike number 27
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I'm suing Bodaccea for having a silly avatar.
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i am counter-suing semicolon for the same reason
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I am counter-counter-suing Bodaccea because my avatar is completely serious. :M
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I am suing Semi for thinking we don't have a secret nuclear stock pile :autism:
(and for having a boring avatar :zoinks:)
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I am suing Ink Fish for making assumptions about my assumptions about your secret nuclear stockpile, and for criticizing someone else's avatar after having an error message as an avatar for days. :hahaha:
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i am suing semicolon for his obvious hatred of us superior brits
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I am suing Bodaccea for using the phrase "superior Brits" without irony.
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i am suing semicolon for thinking he knows i am low on iron and therefore implying i am anaemic
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I am suing Bodaccea for confusing me.
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you said in prev post
'without irony' :hahaha:
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I am suing Bodaccea for not czeching her puns.
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i am suing semicolon for being a smart arse
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I'm suing Bodaccea for having the nerve to post before me.
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I'm suing d_olson27 for not suing Bodaccea for calling me a smart ass.
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I'm suing Semicolon for trying to direct my suit against Bodaccea. I'll sue her for my own reasons!
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I'm suing d_olson27 fighting me instead of our natural enemy: the British.
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I'm suing Semicolon for not realizing that we settled that almost 100 years ago. Don't we have a smiley for that here? Ah, yes. Here it is. :deadhorse:
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I'm suing d_olson27 for not realizing that the British are corrupting the English language with their slang.
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I'm suing Semicolon for not knowing that there is a reason that it's called "English" and not "American".
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I'm suing Odeon for not realizing that if it weren't for America, English would not be the default language for the rest of the world.
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Suing d_olson27 for being a cat abuser.
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I'm suing Ieatbabies for child abuse. And cannibalism.
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suing d_olson27 for stirring up trouble and starting a war :zoinks:
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I'm suing Bodaccea for saying that I'm the one starting a war. I won't deny that I'm stirring up trouble, though.
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I'm suing d_olson27 for claiming victory when I clearly win.
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I'm suing Semicolon for PLAGIARIZING MY CATBURGER!!!!!!!
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I'm suing d_olson27 for not sharing it in the first place.
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Suing Semicolon for making a lame impersonation of me.
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I'm suing Isabitch for insulting the quality of my work. :autism:
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I am suing Semicolon for always correcting people.
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I am suing Isabitch just to watch her ding my Karma a 4th time :autism:
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suing hubert as that was the name of my teddy, that i lost :thumbdn:
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I'm suing Bodaccea for leaving me alone in chat last night. (emo)
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i am suing semicolon for not making his intentions known about his visit to chat. had i have known that i was to be getting company i would have stayed awake :zoinks:
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I am suing Bodaccea because I made my intentions known for an hour before Squiddy finally came in.
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I am suing Bodaccea because I made my intentions known for an hour before Squiddy finally came in.
I'm suing Semicolon for whining endlessly about last night's chat. Let it go, man. :autism:
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I'm suing CBC for attacking my endless emo whining. :emosad:
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I'm suing CBC for attacking my endless emo whining. :emosad:
I'm suing Semicolon for provoking me to attack him further! :evillaugh:
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I'm suing CBC for giving me something to whine about, and thus be attacked for my endless emo whining.
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I'm suing CBC for giving me something to whine about, and thus be attacked for my endless emo whining.
I'm suing Semicolon for refusing to "own" his whining. Whining is your choice, take responsibility for it! :police:
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I'm suing CBC for repeatedly whining about my whining. :autism:
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I'm suing CBC for repeatedly whining about my whining. :autism:
I'm suing Semicolon for misrepresenting my AWESOME BITCHING. :tantrum:
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I'm suing CBC for misrepresenting the word "awesome". :autism:
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I'm suing CBC for misrepresenting the word "awesome". :autism:
My very existence embodies awesomeness in all its forms! Concede or be sued! :autism:
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Suing Cousin for making threats instead of taking real legal action.
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I'm suing Jack for having zero karma.
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I'm suing Jack for having zero karma.
I'm suing Semicolon for trying to impose the tyranny of karma upon Jack! :headbang2:
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I'm suing CBC for claiming supreme awesomeness. :M
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I'm suing CBC for claiming supreme awesomeness. :M
I'm suing Semicolon for trying to monopolize awesomeness when in fact it is free to all who dare to grasp it! :viking:
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I'm suing CBC for landing on a hotel in my monopoly on awesomeness and not paying me my rent. :toporly:
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I'm suing CBC for landing on a hotel in my monopoly on awesomeness and not paying me my rent. :toporly:
I'm suing Semicolon for presuming to charge me rent when my presence in his hotel is worth a fortune in good publicity. :M
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I'm suing CBC for wobbling into an expensive sculpture during her stay and causing thousands of dollars in damages. :evillaugh:
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I'm suing CBC for wobbling into an expensive sculpture during her stay and causing thousands of dollars in damages. :evillaugh:
I'm suing Semicolon for placing that sculpture in the walkway and then blaming me! I could have been seriously dented! (emo)
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I'm suing CBC for not posting for a day. (emo)
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I am suing Semicolon for picking on weebles
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I'm suing Bodaccea for staring at me.
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i'm suing Semicolon for not believing I am in Ireland when I close my eyes.
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I'm suing Eris for not bringing me back a souvenir.
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I am suing Semicolon for defamation of character
*said my ass was fat
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I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P
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I am suing Semicolon for being a smarty-pants!
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I am suing Bodaccea for having fat pants (for her fat ass). :2thumbsup: :smarty:
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I am suing Semicolon for hating on fat asses! :autism:
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I'm suing CBC for not showing fat ass solidarity earlier. :snowman:
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I am sueing Semicolon for weight discrimination. :zoinks:
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I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P
I am temporarily hijacking this thread and no one can stop me
When I was 13 years old, I called my Algebra teacher an asshole : ) I was suspended for three days, and thought that was that.
Actually, he sued me !!! For "Defamation of character"
I went to court, and everything that happened was gone over in great detail. I did not lie. He didit let me go to the bathroom so i called him an asshole.
After the case was heard the judge LAID INTO HIM :O:O:O
Said, you don't use teenagers for swearing at you, and i was already punished.
Calling someone an asshole is not defamation of character. It is an opinion. No one is ever going to actually belive he is a sphincter. Defamation of character is going around saying someone has AIDS , or that they are cheating on their wife - and also, if it is truth, it is ALSO not defamation of character.
Calling someone a name is not character assassination, just something 13 year olds do
So, the judge yelled at him, called him a "suer" and told him to go home because he was wasting his time
:)
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I am suing Eris for hijacking this thread. :flame:
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I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P
I am temporarily hijacking this thread and no one can stop me
When I was 13 years old, I called my Algebra teacher an asshole : ) I was suspended for three days, and thought that was that.
Actually, he sued me !!! For "Defamation of character"
I went to court, and everything that happened was gone over in great detail. I did not lie. He didit let me go to the bathroom so i called him an asshole.
After the case was heard the judge LAID INTO HIM :O:O:O
Said, you don't use teenagers for swearing at you, and i was already punished.
Calling someone an asshole is not defamation of character. It is an opinion. No one is ever going to actually belive he is a sphincter. Defamation of character is going around saying someone has AIDS , or that they are cheating on their wife - and also, if it is truth, it is ALSO not defamation of character.
Calling someone a name is not character assassination, just something 13 year olds do
So, the judge yelled at him, called him a "suer" and told him to go home because he was wasting his time
:)
Hooray for a judge with common sense! :thumbup:
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I am suing CBC and Eris for not suing anybody.
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I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P
I am temporarily hijacking this thread and no one can stop me
When I was 13 years old, I called my Algebra teacher an asshole : ) I was suspended for three days, and thought that was that.
Actually, he sued me !!! For "Defamation of character"
I went to court, and everything that happened was gone over in great detail. I did not lie. He didit let me go to the bathroom so i called him an asshole.
After the case was heard the judge LAID INTO HIM :O:O:O
Said, you don't use teenagers for swearing at you, and i was already punished.
Calling someone an asshole is not defamation of character. It is an opinion. No one is ever going to actually belive he is a sphincter. Defamation of character is going around saying someone has AIDS , or that they are cheating on their wife - and also, if it is truth, it is ALSO not defamation of character.
Calling someone a name is not character assassination, just something 13 year olds do
So, the judge yelled at him, called him a "suer" and told him to go home because he was wasting his time
:)
Hooray for a judge with common sense! :thumbup:
Oh, and that teacher sounds like the "sensitive type." :bigcry:
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I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P
I am temporarily hijacking this thread and no one can stop me
When I was 13 years old, I called my Algebra teacher an asshole : ) I was suspended for three days, and thought that was that.
Actually, he sued me !!! For "Defamation of character"
I went to court, and everything that happened was gone over in great detail. I did not lie. He didit let me go to the bathroom so i called him an asshole.
After the case was heard the judge LAID INTO HIM :O:O:O
Said, you don't use teenagers for swearing at you, and i was already punished.
Calling someone an asshole is not defamation of character. It is an opinion. No one is ever going to actually belive he is a sphincter. Defamation of character is going around saying someone has AIDS , or that they are cheating on their wife - and also, if it is truth, it is ALSO not defamation of character.
Calling someone a name is not character assassination, just something 13 year olds do
So, the judge yelled at him, called him a "suer" and told him to go home because he was wasting his time
:)
Hooray for a judge with common sense! :thumbup:
Oh, and that teacher sounds like the "sensitive type." :bigcry:
We should invite him here , and see how sensitive he is against a grown-up Eris :flame:
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I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P
I am temporarily hijacking this thread and no one can stop me
When I was 13 years old, I called my Algebra teacher an asshole : ) I was suspended for three days, and thought that was that.
Actually, he sued me !!! For "Defamation of character"
I went to court, and everything that happened was gone over in great detail. I did not lie. He didit let me go to the bathroom so i called him an asshole.
After the case was heard the judge LAID INTO HIM :O:O:O
Said, you don't use teenagers for swearing at you, and i was already punished.
Calling someone an asshole is not defamation of character. It is an opinion. No one is ever going to actually belive he is a sphincter. Defamation of character is going around saying someone has AIDS , or that they are cheating on their wife - and also, if it is truth, it is ALSO not defamation of character.
Calling someone a name is not character assassination, just something 13 year olds do
So, the judge yelled at him, called him a "suer" and told him to go home because he was wasting his time
:)
Hooray for a judge with common sense! :thumbup:
Oh, and that teacher sounds like the "sensitive type." :bigcry:
We should invite him here , and see how sensitive he is against a grown-up Eris :flame:
Those were my thoughts exactly! :evillaugh:
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:whipped:
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I am suing everyone for not suing me. :P
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I'm suing Semicolon for not having a thick skin.
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I'm suing Eris' algebra teacher for being an asshole for not letting her go to the bathroom in the first place and also for suing a 13 year old child.
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I'm suing Callaway for not suing Queen Victoria for suing me.
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I'm suing Semicolon for being almost as sue-happy as Eris' teacher.
:P
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Suing Callaway for calling Semicolon Sue.
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Suing Callaway for calling Semicolon Sue.
:rofl:
I'm suing Jack for not allowing me to plus her for that clever word play. :P
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Suing Callaway for calling Semicolon Sue.
:rofl:
I'm suing Jack for not allowing me to plus her for that clever word play. :P
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5t5_O8hdA)
I'm suing Squiddy for being delicious when fried. :evillaugh:
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I'm suing Semicolon for his earlier implication that I lack solidarity with my fellow fat-assed individuals! :autism:
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I'm sueing Semicolon for conspiring to murder an innocent cephalopod. (emo) :angel: :harp:
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I'm suing CBC because she doesn't have solidarity; she has jiggle-arity.
I'm suing Squiddy for falsely implying that he is innocent. :eyebrows: :bonban:
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:lol: I'm plussing Semi for that word "jiggle-arity," then I'm suing him for defaming the character of our beloved Squiddy!
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I'm suing CBC for slacking off on her postwhoring. :squiddy: to it, girlie.
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I'm suing QV for the knighthood I didn't get.
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I am suing TCO for his hatred of WP.
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I'm suing Trig for not posting here enough.
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I'm suing TCO for harassing Trigger.
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I am suing the joker above me for abusing his powers and unlocking user-locked threads at his whimsy! As compensation, I want control of the forum.
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I'm suing Trigger for harassing me. :smarty:
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I am suing odeon for belittling me and making me cry. :'(
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I'm suing Trigger for crying.
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I'm suing odeon for not taking the bullets aimed at John Lennon.
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I'm suing Trigger for allowing the Village People to record.
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I'm suing TCO for mentioning the Village People in the first place.
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I'm suing Odeon for not sharing his beer.
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I'm suing Odeon for not shaking his beer.
fixed.
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I'm suing Hyke for putting hoof prints on the mail.
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I'm suing Her Majesty for not appreciating the hard toil of a postal :hyke:.
May the sentence be a stampede.
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I'm suing hyke for her anarchist ideas. Her Majesty must not be threatened by hooves! :police:
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I'm suing CBC for... um... never mind, she's armed now.
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I'm suing CBC for... um... never mind, she's armed now.
I have no gun! :bigcry: I'm suing you for making me sad!
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I'm suing CBC for... um... never mind, she's armed now.
I have no gun! :bigcry: I'm suing you for making me sad!
I'm suing CBC for crying into the tea.
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I'm suing PPK for leaving a Weeble defenseless.
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I'm suing PPK for leaving a Weeble defenseless.
I'm suing EBM for not following the rules and suing PPK.
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I am suing QV
for no reason other than i can :zoinks:
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I'm suing Bodie for suing people for no reason.
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i am suing odeon for exposing my sue fail to the rest of the board!
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I'm suing Bodie for being over-sensitive.
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I'm suing hyke for discriminating against the sensitive! (emo)
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I'm suing cbc for not inviting me to her wedding reception.
(http://weddingunveils.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Funny_Wedding_Pics_43.jpg)
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I'm suing QV for posting a puicture instead of building up her case.
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I'm suing QV for posting a puicture instead of building up her case.
I'm suing Odeon for not using Spell Check.
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Suing her Majesty for spelling nazi crimes of war.
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I'm suing Jack for Godwinning Her Majesty. :toporly:
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Suing cousing for being a practical yolker.
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Suing Jack for not accepting positve karma.
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Suing Trigger for being tighter than a nun's chuff and not
loaning money out :zoinks:
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I am suing bodaccea for some of that 'giving' she professes to do!
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i sue Trigger for not 'taking' any of the kind 'giving' i profess to 'offer' >:D
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I am suing bodaccea for misinterpreting my nakedness as not wanting some of that 'giving' she 'offered' earlier.
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suing trigger for not stating clearly before he was in a state of nakedness :eyebrows:
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I am suing bodaccea and naming binty as a co-defendant for teasing me while I am in such a vulnerable state.
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suing trigger for calling it on, then not being able to handle a double plate full! :zoinks:
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I AM SUING BODACCEA AND BINTY FOR NOT WAITING FOR ME TO ARRIVE BEFORE FINISHING SEEING AS I HAD A LONG PLANE FLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! :vibe:
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Suing Trigger for crying 'jet lag' when he could not perform!
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I AM SUING BODACCEA AND BINTY FOR NOT WAITING FOR ME TO ARRIVE BEFORE FINISHING SEEING AS I HAD A LONG PLANE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! :vibe:
Who won, you or the plane?
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I AM SUING BODACCEA AND BINTY BECAUSE I AM READY RIGHT NOW (WEBCAM WOULD PROVE THIS) AND AM SUING THE QUEEN FOR MOCKING ME SEEING AS I AM TYPING WITH ONE THUMB ON MY IPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am suing Trigger, Bodie and Binty for corrupting this holy and elegant place. :M
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I am suing CBC for not joining in the fun last night!
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Suing Trigger for thinking he can handle 3 ladies, when he can't cope with 2!
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I am suing bodaccea for character assassination seeing as it was a very fruitful evening (from my perspective)!!!
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I'm suing Trigger11 because while he had a fruitful evening I hung out with 2 lovely flowers and one nut.
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Suing Scrapheap for so much thread bumping.
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Suing Jack for having a guys name.
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Suing Scrapheap for messing with my karma.
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Suing everyone for forgetting this thread. :nerdy:
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I'm suing Odeon because frivolous lawsuits are as American as apple pie. :tard:
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I'm suing Semicolon for being an extinct animal and a mastodon to boot!! :P
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I'm suing Pappy because his username makes us call him daddy. :lol1:
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Suing Gopher because I AM her daddy. :eyebrows:
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Suing Pappy for flying drunk.
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I'm suing Odeon for not returning my leaf blower. >:(
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I'm suing Gopher Gary for shedding all over my bed.
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I'm suing My Majesty for not letting me sleep in her crown. :zoinks:
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I'm suing the furball for baseless accusations. The leaf blower is mine. >:(
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Suing odeon for using his leaf blower on sunday.
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I'm suing Pappy for enforcing religious law by accident.
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I'm suing Semicolon for suing Pappy by accident.
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I'm suing the gopher for implying that my lawsuit was accidental.
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I'm suing Semicolon because my lawsuits are accidental.
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I'm suing the gopher for not standing still so I can shoot it with my varmit gun. :litigious:
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I'm suing Pappy for shooting within city limits.
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I'm suing Gopher Grary for *scratches head thinks a minute* :apondering: I have no idea :headhurts:
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I'm suing Hannah for indecisiveness. :P
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I'm suing Hannah for indecisiveness. :P
I so sue Pappy for Being Aw some Sauce
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I'm suing Hannah for a lack of posts the last few days
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^I'm suing Pappy for calling me marmot.
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^I'm suing the pilot for being Captain Obvious!
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^I'm suing Pappy for not talking about planes.
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^I'm suing Odeon because I need some cash. :zoinks:
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^I'm suing the gopher for mocking the justice system.
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^Suing Odeon for making mountains out of molehills.
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I'm suing Jack for spazzing. :GA:
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^ suing Semi for spazz discrimination.
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^ suing Semi for spazz discrimination.
^I'm suing pappy for not donating his spaz discrimination winnings to the spazzes.
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^I'm suing Pappy so I can be rich enough that other people will want to redistribute my wealth. :zoinks:
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I'm suing the gopher because gopher stuff and gopher. :zoinks:
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^I'm suing Pappy for changing his name so I don't know what to call him. :autism:
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I'm suing Pappy for making me touch his monkey. :zoinks:
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I'm suing Deter for telling me what the hell to do. :zoinks:
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^I'm suing the gopher for misspelling Dieter.
(Funny, though.)
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^I'm suing Odeon for making my butt hurted. :zoinks:
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^I'm suing Dieter for grandiloquent articulation. :zoinks:
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^Suing the gopher for them fancy words.
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^Suing the gopher for them fancy words.
^I'm suing Odeon for defending himself. :zoinks:
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^I'm suing Dieter for being vague. :orly:
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^Suing Dieter for suing Gopher when a class action suit would have worked better
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^I'm suing Odeon for not considering people as individuals. :autism:
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^We're suing the gopher for disrespecting the :borg:
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I'm suing Dieter because allowing Odeon to stay is amnesty. :soapbox: :orly:
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^I'm suing Semi for basing his case on me.
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^I'm suing Odeon for winning Semicolon's winnings. :zoinks:
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^I'm suing the gopher for interfering.
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^I am suing our "leader" for living in the wrong time zone!
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^Suing Trigger for living in the correct time zone.
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^Suing both for not having updated this thread in several weeks.
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^Suing both for not having updated this thread in several weeks.
^Suing Odeon for expecting me to sue myself.
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^Suing Deter for still being Deter.
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Suing Jack, for confusing me with creative spelling of the temporary name of Scrap.
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^Suing Hyke for suing me for the same thing Scrapheap did.
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^Suing Hyke for suing me for the same thing Scrapheap did.
Suing Jack, for spreading rumours that Scrap is also confusing me with creative spelling.
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^ Suing Hyke for not giving chocolate milk.
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^Suing QV for killing the thread
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Suing PMS Elle for not visiting males each month.
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^I'm suing My Magesty for pimping PMS Elle.
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^Suing the gopher for the spelling.
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I'm suing Odeon for discriminating against spelling challenged gophers. >:(
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I'm suing Pappy for not allowing me to be correct about anything. :zoinks:
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^ Suing the gopher for never being correct about anything. :orly:
I'm suing Pappy for contradictory lawsuits. :zoinks:
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^Suing Pappy for making up laws as he goes along.
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^ Suing Jack for planting beanstalks in the Buckingham Palace garden.
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^Suing QV for making things up.
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I'm suing Pappy for hoarding all the good ideas. :zoinks:
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I'm suing Pappy for not appreciating any of my ideas. >:(
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^Suing the gopher for not pursuing the lawsuit.
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^ I'm suing odeon for being ... Litigious. :orly:
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Suing Pappy for being ambiguous.
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Suing Jack for ruining Pappy's pun.
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Suing Odeon for not bringing me chocolates.
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Suing Jack for not telling me she needed chocolates.
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Suing Odeon for not knowing every woman needs chocolates.
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Suing Jack for generalising.
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Suing Odeon for spelling ize words with an esss.
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Suing Jack to make her revert to the Queen's English.
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Suing Odeon for not inviting me up to DC when he was in town!
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Suing Trigger for not providing me with any contact details.
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I'm suing Odeon for failing to read Trigger's mind. :zoinks:
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Suing the gopher for believing in ESP.
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Sueing Odeon for not really being John Lennon.
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Suing Phoenix for not being John Lennon either.
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Suing Odeon for not coming to Canada to visit.
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Suing Phoenix for not being around on the several occasions I have actually visited Canada.
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Suing Odeon for not having his priorities straight.
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Suing Phoenix for straightening other people's priorities. :zoinks:
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Suing Gary for being a nosy gopher :nerdy:
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Suing Phoenix for waiting until now to come back.
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(I just have to go ahead and plead guilty to that one. I'm sitting here wondering myself why I didn't come back sooner :laugh: )
I'm suing Odeon for being too sexy for his shirt. So sexy, it hurts.
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Suing Phoenix for her suggestive remarks. :P
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Suing Odeon for not dancing to my sing-a-long
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Suing Phoenix for the sing-a-long.
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^ Suing the Moomin for being in a different time zone instead of being on here postwhoring. :orly:
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^Suing the weeble for whatever she is doing instead of posting here.
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^ suing odeon because he didn't vacuum the royal carriages, only his Jag.
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^Suing QV for not riding in Jags
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Suing odeon for not having a jag big enough to accommodate my crown.
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I'm suing Pappy because I need some cash. :zoinks:
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I'm suing the gopher for being so irritatingly cute! :heart:
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I'm suing the weeble for being even cuter than me. :zoinks:
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I'm suing
gopher for appropriating traditional furs, flowers and plants from the Native American colonials
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Suing Pappy for not respecting our Queen. :grrr:
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Suing odeon for propping up antiquated forms of government.
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Suing Pappy for calling me an antique.
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I'm suing My Majesty because I think I'd look swanky in a tiara. :zoinks:
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I'm suing the gopher for stealing my (golf) balls.
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Suing Trigger for playing golf with balls instead of discs, THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED!!! :soapbox:
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I'm suing Pappy because I need some cash. :zoinks:
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I'm suing the :gopher: because he feels entitled to sue people who don't owe him anything! >:(
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I'm suing the Weeble for being unsupportive toward my bilking of Pappy. >:(
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I'm suing the :gopher: for being a greedy crybaby who needs to appreciate his humble burrow! :P
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I'm suing the weeble for manufacturing evidence against the gopher. :zoinks:
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I'm suing Odeon for not giving me valentines candy. >:(
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I'm suing Gopher for killing the thread, forcing me to revive it.
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I'm suing Phoenix for blaming me for stuff. >:(
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I'm suing the Gopher in order to conform.
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I'm suing FWM for being a conformist
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I'm suing Phoenix for spiking my tea. :orly:
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I'm suing Gopher for drinking all of my Sangria last night.
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I'm suing Phoenix for her hot chocolate collection.
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*gasp* You monster! You can't take it! I won't let you!
I'm suing FWM for being so heartless.
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I'm suing Pappy so I can buy some new stuff. :zoinks:
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I'm suing the gopher for being an entitled, parasitic little shit. :gopher: :trollface:
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I'm suing the Weeble for not giving me all the stuff I'm entitled. :zoinks:
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I'm suing the Weeble for not giving me all the stuff I'm entitled. :zoinks:
I'm suing the gopher for hogging all the toilet paper! :gopher: :tp: :tp: :tp: >:(
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I'm suing the Weeble because toilet paper grows on trees. :zoinks:
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I'm suing GG to boost my post count.
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I'm suing My Majesty for reading on the throne. :zoinks:
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I'm suing GG for peeping.
(At least if I read on the throne I'll have paper handy.)
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I'm suing GG for peeping.
(At least if I read on the throne I'll have paper handy.)
I'm suing My Majesty for wrinkling my lawsuit. :zoinks:
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Suing you for all the off color fuzz you left behind in my ...
:bigcry:
Cry baby cry. Make your mother sigh!
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I'm suing DirtDawg for digging holes in my yard. :zoinks:
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I'm suing GG for making me laugh over wrinkling his lawsuit.
(Next time I'll be tinkling on his lawsuit)
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I'm suing me to keep this thread going
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I'm suing you to do the same, while admiring your dedication to the cause.
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I'm suing Phoenix for enabling QV's necrobumping. :police: :P
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I'm suing Lady Weeble for the hell of it.