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Title: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Frolic_Fun on January 27, 2011, 12:06:34 PM
...any why.

1. Football - Boring as fuck, repetitive and dull.
2. Discussions about Football - Why do people give a fuck about pampered faggots who are grossly overpaid?
3. People spending 1000s on something because "it looks nice", ie. Gucci handbags.
4. Going to the pub - Smelly shitholes that are full of drunken old codgers. If I wanted to get pissed, I'd stay at home. If I wanted to see my mates, I'd invite them over.
5. Hipsters - Their irony pisses me off. The whole novelty wore off ages ago.
6. Local musicians - dull pretentious shite. Indie my arse. :wanker:
7. Utter devotion or snobbery in a hobby that sucks the fun out of it, ie. film snobs in photography.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Adam on January 27, 2011, 12:10:32 PM
Religion
Attraction to fat people
Cookery books
People who only read fiction
Licking people's arse
Fake tan
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: TheoK on January 27, 2011, 12:21:47 PM
Everything Schleed mentioned and in addition:

8. Pacifism. You won't overthrow something really bad with peaceful means, which any moron should understand. Sometimes violence is necessary.
9. Religion. That you believe in something completely irrational without even (at least in most cases, I guess) being a "real" nutjob.
10. "Friendship" with some bitch that dumped you for an idiot.
11. Circumcision. The foreskin is there for a reason.
12. Blind faith in the state. As stupid as religion, or even worse, since it's even more unlikely that a human of flesh and blood would be perfect than that a god would.
13. The belief that we have democracy in the sense that "average people" really have some power.
14. Political correctness. Like someone said, PC is the belief that you actually might be able to pick up a turd at the clean end. Often paired with pacifism.
15. Why most women always think that this and that is "cosy", like drinking coffee in a certain café.
16. Small talk, often merged with its close relative, the lie.  
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on January 27, 2011, 01:43:30 PM
1. Religion - If I can't see it or touch it, I've got a problem believing in it.

2. Football - Grown men running around in tights chasing a ball and slapping each other on the ass. On second thought... :zoinks:

3. Marriage - Why?

4. Decaf, lite beer, & non-alcoholic wine - Pointless.

5. Minivans -  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: bodie on January 27, 2011, 03:10:48 PM
1.  People who need to 'find themselves'  -  wtf?

2.  Feng Shui  -   just stick it over there and stfu

3.  Suicide Bombers -  how do they prepare themselves mentally

4.  Bullfighting

5.  X Factor and Britains got talent -  why do people watch such drivel   !!!

6.  Soap opera's

7.  Jazz music
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Semicolon on January 27, 2011, 03:51:07 PM
Laid.

Fixed.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Adam on January 27, 2011, 05:37:53 PM
:LMAO: :plus:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Osensitive1 on January 27, 2011, 06:53:31 PM
People - Because some days this fact is so alarmingly apparent.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 27, 2011, 08:09:17 PM
I don't get the whole fixation so many women seem to have upon getting
engaged and married  :wedding: , not entirely out of love for the guy, but out of
  a.) a need for validation of themselves as women,
  b.) material greed, especially for a diamond ring that their peers will envy, and
  c.) a lifelong dream of having a "fairytale wedding" and "feeling like a princess."


I joke at work that if I ever do get married, I'll probably plan a lunchtime elopement to City Hall,
followed by a return to work for the rest of the afternoon!   :laugh:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: bodie on January 28, 2011, 06:01:27 AM
I don't get the whole fixation so many women seem to have upon getting
engaged and married  :wedding: , not entirely out of love for the guy, but out of
  a.) a need for validation of themselves as women,
  b.) material greed, especially for a diamond ring that their peers will envy, and
  c.) a lifelong dream of having a "fairytale wedding" and "feeling like a princess."


I joke at work that if I ever do get married, I'll probably plan a lunchtime elopement to City Hall,
followed by a return to work for the rest of the afternoon!   :laugh:
:agreed:  weddings cost thousands, for just one day!!!  some people save up for years,  no i just don't get it either
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Frolic_Fun on January 28, 2011, 08:22:51 AM
Bigger the wedding, quicker the divorce.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Peter on January 28, 2011, 09:12:14 AM
I 'get' all of these things, at least as far as understanding why other people engage in these activities.  I find it easy to imagine myself in different psychological states, and there are states in which it would make perfect sense for me to enjoy watching a football match, or be devoutly religious, or lick the rancid ass-drippings from road kill.  Although I have no interest in football matches, I can imagine myself identifying with a team to the point that I feel joy and grief at the progress of the match, and imagine the exhilaration of feeling like part of a group, the feelings of aggression towards supporters of the opposing team and other aspects of what I'd experience if I was a different person with a different psychological profile.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: DirtDawg on January 28, 2011, 09:45:25 AM
Bigger the wedding, quicker the divorce.


 :lol:

Matrimonial longevity = Wedding Size(cube root of pi - if you do not see why, then go get married)/ :violin: :wanker: :screwy: (tooth paste tube middle squeezing)(refrigerator cluttering)(toe nail hygiene)(food smacking)      ... a  theorised formula, mind you.
 
Those variables, ill-defined by smilies and set in parentheses, represent very large numbers dividing the expected longevity  of matrimonial bliss. The afterglow ain't what it's cracked up to be. LOL

According to most calculations, any particular marriage, regardless of the wedding, stands a very small chance of succeeding.


             :hahaha:

(married folk)(the rest of the world)
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 29, 2011, 09:28:04 AM
I don't get the whole fixation so many women seem to have upon getting
engaged and married  :wedding: , not entirely out of love for the guy, but out of
  a.) a need for validation of themselves as women,
  b.) material greed, especially for a diamond ring that their peers will envy, and
  c.) a lifelong dream of having a "fairytale wedding" and "feeling like a princess."


I joke at work that if I ever do get married, I'll probably plan a lunchtime elopement to City Hall,
followed by a return to work for the rest of the afternoon!   :laugh:
:agreed:  weddings cost thousands, for just one day!!!  some people save up for years,  no i just don't get it either


I'd rather use the money to buy a house.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Callaway on January 29, 2011, 10:26:47 AM
I don't get the whole fixation so many women seem to have upon getting
engaged and married  :wedding: , not entirely out of love for the guy, but out of
  a.) a need for validation of themselves as women,
  b.) material greed, especially for a diamond ring that their peers will envy, and
  c.) a lifelong dream of having a "fairytale wedding" and "feeling like a princess."


I joke at work that if I ever do get married, I'll probably plan a lunchtime elopement to City Hall,
followed by a return to work for the rest of the afternoon!   :laugh:
:agreed:  weddings cost thousands, for just one day!!!  some people save up for years,  no i just don't get it either


I'd rather use the money to buy a house.  :thumbup:

I had the diamond ring and also the wedding, but just not a very expensive one.

My husband bought me the diamond ring and he was the one who very much wanted a wedding, since he had never had one before.

I would have married him anywhere if it would have been just us, but if he wanted an actual wedding, I wanted it to be in the church I grew up in.

I'm sure that it was probably the most expensive party we have ever thrown in our lives, but I think the whole affair cost less than $2000 including the wedding dress, which was a handmade copy of an old Victorian dress my aunt found in her attic and gave to my mother, who gave it to me.  The lace and buttons were still intact, but the cloth was rotten and falling apart, so I bought new cloth, which cost around $200, and had a seamstress friend make it for me.  I planned to make it myself and carefully took apart the old dress to reuse the old lace and the buttons and use the rest as a pattern for the new dress, but I spazzed when it was time to cut the new cloth, which cost $10 a yard.  At that time, it was the most expensive cloth I had ever bought.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 29, 2011, 01:27:03 PM
I don't get the whole fixation so many women seem to have upon getting
engaged and married  :wedding: , not entirely out of love for the guy, but out of
  a.) a need for validation of themselves as women,
  b.) material greed, especially for a diamond ring that their peers will envy, and
  c.) a lifelong dream of having a "fairytale wedding" and "feeling like a princess."


I joke at work that if I ever do get married, I'll probably plan a lunchtime elopement to City Hall,
followed by a return to work for the rest of the afternoon!   :laugh:
:agreed:  weddings cost thousands, for just one day!!!  some people save up for years,  no i just don't get it either


I'd rather use the money to buy a house.  :thumbup:

I had the diamond ring and also the wedding, but just not a very expensive one.

My husband bought me the diamond ring and he was the one who very much wanted a wedding, since he had never had one before.

I would have married him anywhere if it would have been just us, but if he wanted an actual wedding, I wanted it to be in the church I grew up in.

I'm sure that it was probably the most expensive party we have ever thrown in our lives, but I think the whole affair cost less than $2000 including the wedding dress, which was a handmade copy of an old Victorian dress my aunt found in her attic and gave to my mother, who gave it to me.  The lace and buttons were still intact, but the cloth was rotten and falling apart, so I bought new cloth, which cost around $200, and had a seamstress friend make it for me.  I planned to make it myself and carefully took apart the old dress to reuse the old lace and the buttons and use the rest as a pattern for the new dress, but I spazzed when it was time to cut the new cloth, which cost $10 a yard.  At that time, it was the most expensive cloth I had ever bought.


That sounds like a lovely wedding. I'm talking about the five-figures-or-more extravaganzas,
the planning of which leads to poverty and insanity for all involved!     :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 29, 2011, 01:27:50 PM
I don't understand these materialistic women who judge prospective dates by their shoes.   :screwy:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Callaway on January 29, 2011, 01:52:44 PM
I don't understand these materialistic women who judge prospective dates by their shoes.   :screwy:

My friend's mother actually told her to judge a man by his shoes and whether or not they were clean.  She told her, "If his shoes are clean, then you know that his underwear is clean."
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 29, 2011, 01:55:59 PM
I don't understand these materialistic women who judge prospective dates by their shoes.   :screwy:

My friend's mother actually told her to judge a man by his shoes and whether or not they were clean.  She told her, "If his shoes are clean, then you know that his underwear is clean."

Well, there's no guarantee about that IMO, but at least she was concerned about cleanliness.
I'm talking about women who judge the man harshly if his shoes are cheap, scuffed or unfashionable.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Callaway on January 29, 2011, 01:58:18 PM
I don't get the whole fixation so many women seem to have upon getting
engaged and married  :wedding: , not entirely out of love for the guy, but out of
  a.) a need for validation of themselves as women,
  b.) material greed, especially for a diamond ring that their peers will envy, and
  c.) a lifelong dream of having a "fairytale wedding" and "feeling like a princess."


I joke at work that if I ever do get married, I'll probably plan a lunchtime elopement to City Hall,
followed by a return to work for the rest of the afternoon!   :laugh:
:agreed:  weddings cost thousands, for just one day!!!  some people save up for years,  no i just don't get it either


I'd rather use the money to buy a house.  :thumbup:

I had the diamond ring and also the wedding, but just not a very expensive one.

My husband bought me the diamond ring and he was the one who very much wanted a wedding, since he had never had one before.

I would have married him anywhere if it would have been just us, but if he wanted an actual wedding, I wanted it to be in the church I grew up in.

I'm sure that it was probably the most expensive party we have ever thrown in our lives, but I think the whole affair cost less than $2000 including the wedding dress, which was a handmade copy of an old Victorian dress my aunt found in her attic and gave to my mother, who gave it to me.  The lace and buttons were still intact, but the cloth was rotten and falling apart, so I bought new cloth, which cost around $200, and had a seamstress friend make it for me.  I planned to make it myself and carefully took apart the old dress to reuse the old lace and the buttons and use the rest as a pattern for the new dress, but I spazzed when it was time to cut the new cloth, which cost $10 a yard.  At that time, it was the most expensive cloth I had ever bought.


That sounds like a lovely wedding. I'm talking about the five-figures-or-more extravaganzas,
the planning of which leads to poverty and insanity for all involved!     :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA:

Thanks.  I think that it was lovely.

I agree that too many couples, especially some brides-to-be, focus entirely too much on the wedding day, which is just one day out of their lives, and not nearly enough on the marriage which will follow, which is supposed to last for the rest of their lives.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Adam on January 29, 2011, 01:59:22 PM
He might just have new shoes.

That's stupid imo. I don't bother much about my shoes unless they have dog shit on them or something

I always have clean underwear on though and I am clean in general
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 29, 2011, 02:28:04 PM
He might just have new shoes.

That's stupid imo. I don't bother much about my shoes unless they have dog shit on them or something

I always have clean underwear on though and I am clean in general

Yeah, I think some women reject men for having dorky or shabby shoes because they require a stylish man.
That's fine at some times in life, and maybe for some it remains a lifelong deal-breaker. To each her own.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Adam on January 29, 2011, 02:35:10 PM
I've never understood the shoes thing at all though

I mean who even notices people's shoes?? Your eyes are up here ^ while you're feet are all the way down there  v

And shoes are bound to get messy , especially in certain weather and stuff
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 29, 2011, 02:42:27 PM
I've never understood the shoes thing at all though

I mean who even notices people's shoes?? Your eyes are up here ^ while you're feet are all the way down there  v

And shoes are bound to get messy , especially in certain weather and stuff

That's what I don't get. For some women, it apparently is second nature to check out a man's shoes
and make a split-second judgment. Good luck, ladies, you take the hipsters and leave me the dorks!   :asthing:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: bodie on January 29, 2011, 03:41:33 PM
I've never understood the shoes thing at all though

I mean who even notices people's shoes?? Your eyes are up here ^ while you're feet are all the way down there  v

And shoes are bound to get messy , especially in certain weather and stuff
:agreed:   apart from if someone isnt wearing any (i would probably notice then)  i dont think i would judge anyone on footwear.  When i was in the army though,  if you were copped with dirty boots you would be punished and humiliated in front everyone!!   

Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 29, 2011, 03:49:04 PM
I've never understood the shoes thing at all though

I mean who even notices people's shoes?? Your eyes are up here ^ while you're feet are all the way down there  v

And shoes are bound to get messy , especially in certain weather and stuff
:agreed:   apart from if someone isnt wearing any (i would probably notice then)  i dont think i would judge anyone on footwear.  When i was in the army though,  if you were copped with dirty boots you would be punished and humiliated in front everyone!! 

You were in the army? Cool! What rank did you reach?   :orly:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: bodie on January 29, 2011, 03:59:07 PM
I was only a Private!   lasted 10 months  -  it was evil.   Someone shouting down your ear at 5.30am.  It was just after they first let women in the army (long time ago - i was in early twenties) and they would take over the mess room and play porno videos.  I was one of three girls in the worcestershire and sherwood forresters...anyway when i decided i had enough i had to get out of my contract so i told the  CO about the porn in the mess, and i laid on a few tears (played the blonde card hehehe) and hey presto my ass was back in civvy street.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: TheoK on January 29, 2011, 04:08:59 PM
Ny brother was about to become a platoon leader, because he was  :viking: and had authority, but he had an old bone fracture that was about to come back, so he dropped out.  :-\
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 29, 2011, 04:12:49 PM
I was only a Private!   lasted 10 months  -  it was evil.   Someone shouting down your ear at 5.30am.  It was just after they first let women in the army (long time ago - i was in early twenties) and they would take over the mess room and play porno videos.  I was one of three girls in the worcestershire and sherwood forresters...anyway when i decided i had enough i had to get out of my contract so i told the  CO about the porn in the mess, and i laid on a few tears (played the blonde card hehehe) and hey presto my ass was back in civvy street.

Awww, the blonde card, I love it!  :blonde:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Frolic_Fun on January 29, 2011, 05:37:22 PM
The women who say shit like that are often as dirty as the men thy judge. Something fishy going on down there. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on January 30, 2011, 04:11:49 PM
I've never understood the shoes thing at all though

I mean who even notices people's shoes?? Your eyes are up here ^ while you're feet are all the way down there  v

And shoes are bound to get messy , especially in certain weather and stuff

That's what I don't get. For some women, it apparently is second nature to check out a man's shoes
and make a split-second judgment. Good luck, ladies, you take the hipsters and leave me the dorks!   :asthing:

LOL, I only know men who check out woman's shoes.

Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 30, 2011, 04:17:08 PM
I've never understood the shoes thing at all though

I mean who even notices people's shoes?? Your eyes are up here ^ while you're feet are all the way down there  v

And shoes are bound to get messy , especially in certain weather and stuff

That's what I don't get. For some women, it apparently is second nature to check out a man's shoes
and make a split-second judgment. Good luck, ladies, you take the hipsters and leave me the dorks!   :asthing:

LOL, I only know men who check out woman's shoes.

If men are checking out my  shoes, well, that explains why I'm still single!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: eris on January 30, 2011, 04:18:13 PM
liars cheaters and people who play head games
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 30, 2011, 04:19:21 PM
liars cheaters and people who play head games

I don't get them either. Why do they go to so much trouble to cause pain?  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Scrapheap on January 30, 2011, 04:21:42 PM
liars cheaters and people who play head games

I don't get them either. Why do they go to so much trouble to cause pain?  :thumbdn:

To overcome their deap-seated insecurities.

Agressive people are always insecure.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Peter on January 30, 2011, 04:31:16 PM
I've never understood the shoes thing at all though

I mean who even notices people's shoes?? Your eyes are up here ^ while you're feet are all the way down there  v

And shoes are bound to get messy , especially in certain weather and stuff

That's what I don't get. For some women, it apparently is second nature to check out a man's shoes
and make a split-second judgment. Good luck, ladies, you take the hipsters and leave me the dorks!   :asthing:

I wonder what they think of my battered old hiking boots.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 23, 2016, 03:41:42 PM
  Games.  Card games, board games, outdoor games, video games.  The only  game I play is
  Chinese checkers.  Especially, my brain isn't wired to understand the rules of card games.
  It's all impenetrable gibberish to me.  I don't see where the fun is.  I'll never understand it.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on January 24, 2016, 12:11:46 AM
Chess. I will never get it.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 24, 2016, 05:07:42 AM
Chess. I will never get it.

  Oh yeah, that's way over my head.  My brother plays a little, I never even attempted it.  :tard:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on January 25, 2016, 10:41:51 PM
I tried playing with my ex-boyfriend a very long time ago and he ended up throwing pieces at me in frustration!
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: FourAceDeal on January 26, 2016, 04:19:31 AM
I tried playing with my ex-boyfriend a very long time ago and he ended up throwing pieces at me in frustration!

Ah yes.  The famous "Ikea Gambit" first used by Kasparov against Fischer.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 26, 2016, 09:14:33 AM
The differences between PA and me.

PA - chess, Russian, nonfiction (only) must be surrounded by sound, industrious, hates travel..............
Me - scrabble, fiction or nonfiction, prefer quiet, lazy, likes traveling

Note - I took Russian in college (1 year), but don't remember much. I'd prefer to renew my acquaintance with Latin.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on January 26, 2016, 11:17:45 AM
The differences between PA and me.

PA - chess, Russian, nonfiction (only) must be surrounded by sound, industrious, hates travel..............
Me - scrabble, fiction or nonfiction, prefer quiet, lazy, likes traveling

Note - I took Russian in college (1 year), but don't remember much. I'd prefer to renew my acquaintance with Latin.

Lit should come back.

That method he used; "Lingua Latina per se illustrata", by Hans H. Ørberg is really good. I'm in book one, "Familia Romana", it is fun.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 28, 2016, 06:34:39 AM
  I don't think I "get" loneliness.  I am never lonely in my apartment.  I love sleeping alone.
  Years ago, actress Louise Fletcher (then 49, as I am now) was interviewed about her solo life since
  she'd gotten divorced and her relationship with young boyfriend Morgan Mason had ended.  She said
  something like, "It's no fun sleeping alone, but I'm getting used to it."  :snooze:  ... I don't get that.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: El on January 28, 2016, 07:07:27 AM
to own property.

Because money.

 :autism:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 28, 2016, 08:07:50 AM
to own property.

Because money.

 :autism:

  Maybe it's time for a change of career.  :heisenberg:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on January 28, 2016, 09:00:45 AM
I still don't get how to negotiate changing social rules. It seems like they change for the least thing, like room temperature or something else I can't detect. It's even worse in Canada because the small set of rules I learned in the U.S. is only marginally acceptable here.

I don't get why in Canada, "polite" seems to mean "doormat" so you get demerits for being impolite to people who are being rude. Who gets to be rude and why is that OK? I don't get it.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Jack on January 28, 2016, 08:14:15 PM
I don't get why in Canada, "polite" seems to mean "doormat" so you get demerits for being impolite to people who are being rude. Who gets to be rude and why is that OK? I don't get it.
Passive aggression might be an acceptable outlet. Mom's favorite passive aggression is prayer. She tells rude people she'll say a prayer for them. If they want specifics, she tells them she'll pray they receive the loving light of jesus into their heart and stop disrespecting their own spirit with darkness. :laugh:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on January 29, 2016, 02:41:16 AM
I don't get why in Canada, "polite" seems to mean "doormat" so you get demerits for being impolite to people who are being rude. Who gets to be rude and why is that OK? I don't get it.
Passive aggression might be an acceptable outlet. Mom's favorite passive aggression is prayer. She tells rude people she'll say a prayer for them. If they want specifics, she tells them she'll pray they receive the loving light of jesus into their heart and stop disrespecting their own spirit with darkness. :laugh:

Well, that certainly explains the middle aged lady war that takes place in the metro all the time. Some of those women are downright scary about getting to a seat, while others have that look of self-righteousness on their face when they are defeated. Clearly they are praying for their deranged counterparts. I've seen these women fight their way onto an empty train - many seats left over after everyone gets on.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 29, 2016, 05:35:11 AM
I still don't get how to negotiate changing social rules. It seems like they change for the least thing, like room temperature or something else I can't detect. It's even worse in Canada because the small set of rules I learned in the U.S. is only marginally acceptable here.

I don't get why in Canada, "polite" seems to mean "doormat" so you get demerits for being impolite to people who are being rude. Who gets to be rude and why is that OK? I don't get it.

  Maybe the point of this judgment is that you should "take the high road."  But that doesn't
  impress or enlighten the truly rude.  Sometimes you have to address them in their own language!  :fingers:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Jack on January 29, 2016, 03:50:02 PM
I don't get why in Canada, "polite" seems to mean "doormat" so you get demerits for being impolite to people who are being rude. Who gets to be rude and why is that OK? I don't get it.
Passive aggression might be an acceptable outlet. Mom's favorite passive aggression is prayer. She tells rude people she'll say a prayer for them. If they want specifics, she tells them she'll pray they receive the loving light of jesus into their heart and stop disrespecting their own spirit with darkness. :laugh:

Well, that certainly explains the middle aged lady war that takes place in the metro all the time. Some of those women are downright scary about getting to a seat, while others have that look of self-righteousness on their face when they are defeated. Clearly they are praying for their deranged counterparts. I've seen these women fight their way onto an empty train - many seats left over after everyone gets on.
Thinking she doesn't actually pray for them; though maybe she does pray and I simply assume she's being a sarcastic cunt no one knows how to respond to. :laugh:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 30, 2016, 05:55:31 AM
  Cruise vacations.  Maybe once you get on board it's fun.  I dunno.  People spend an awful lot
  of money for a week on a floating disco.  If I want a buffet, I can buy one and eat it at home!  :devour:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 30, 2016, 10:05:38 AM
  Cruise vacations.  Maybe once you get on board it's fun.  I dunno.  People spend an awful lot
  of money for a week on a floating disco.  If I want a buffet, I can buy one and eat it at home!  :devour:


Ah, but it's the hotel service and the pool.

 I took a cruise of the Greek Islands (one stop at Ephesus, Turkey) and the best thing was when the meltimi (sp? cold wind that blows off the mountains) roughed up the seas and cooled you off from the hot sun on ship.  I slept outside on a deck chair that night and woke up with a lot of bruises from the blanket being blown by the wind.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Jack on January 30, 2016, 11:38:39 AM
  Cruise vacations.  Maybe once you get on board it's fun.  I dunno.  People spend an awful lot
  of money for a week on a floating disco.  If I want a buffet, I can buy one and eat it at home!  :devour:

Have never taken a cruise. Am easily motion sick, and can't stand the idea of spending that much to possibly not enjoy the trip.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: MLA on January 30, 2016, 11:46:47 AM
Cruises are great if you like being on the water.  I have never slept so well as on a cruise.  The gentle rocking really did something for me.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 30, 2016, 03:05:28 PM
Moving cartoons.  Print cartoons, comic books, jokes, etc. yes; TV and movie cartoons no.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Pyraxis on January 30, 2016, 03:51:54 PM
I wouldn't do a cruise. No desire to be packed in like sardines or herded from one sanitized tourist trap to another. Plus the chances of getting gluten free food at the buffet would be slim to none.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on January 30, 2016, 04:29:08 PM
Moving cartoons.  Print cartoons, comic books, jokes, etc. yes; TV and movie cartoons no.

They don't have scary eyes and for the ones I watch/read the interactions are simple or I can ponder them for hours without having to worry about making replies. I'm better now at jokes and puns than when I was younger.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on January 30, 2016, 10:33:20 PM
Cruises are great if you like being on the water.  I have never slept so well as on a cruise.  The gentle rocking really did something for me.
Maybe a water bed would be ideal for you. ;)
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 31, 2016, 05:58:25 AM
I wouldn't do a cruise. No desire to be packed in like sardines or herded from one sanitized tourist trap to another. Plus the chances of getting gluten free food at the buffet would be slim to none.

  Also, food poisoning can happen at buffets if people reuse their germy plates!  :police:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 31, 2016, 06:00:02 AM
I wouldn't do a cruise. No desire to be packed in like sardines or herded from one sanitized tourist trap to another. Plus the chances of getting gluten free food at the buffet would be slim to none.

  And if your ship is attacked by pirates, your vacation just might be screwed!  :pirate:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 31, 2016, 06:01:22 AM
Cruises are great if you like being on the water.  I have never slept so well as on a cruise.  The gentle rocking really did something for me.

  So you didn't get seasick at all?  Did you have trouble adjusting to dry land afterward?  :popeye:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: MLA on January 31, 2016, 10:10:55 AM
Cruises are great if you like being on the water.  I have never slept so well as on a cruise.  The gentle rocking really did something for me.

  So you didn't get seasick at all?  Did you have trouble adjusting to dry land afterward?  :popeye:

Yeah, it was weird.  Like after you spend all day skiing and you still feel like you are running down a mountain when you close your eyes.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 01, 2016, 05:48:59 AM
Cruises are great if you like being on the water.  I have never slept so well as on a cruise.  The gentle rocking really did something for me.

  So you didn't get seasick at all?  Did you have trouble adjusting to dry land afterward?  :popeye:
 
Yeah, it was weird.  Like after you spend all day skiing and you still feel like you are running down a mountain when you close your eyes.

  I ask because a few unfortunate people never readjust to dry land, and live with debilitating
   vertigo for a very long time after.  A friend of mine had that trouble years after a whale watch.  :(
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on February 01, 2016, 09:30:38 AM
Cruises are great if you like being on the water.  I have never slept so well as on a cruise.  The gentle rocking really did something for me.

  So you didn't get seasick at all?  Did you have trouble adjusting to dry land afterward?  :popeye:
 
Yeah, it was weird.  Like after you spend all day skiing and you still feel like you are running down a mountain when you close your eyes.

  I ask because a few unfortunate people never readjust to dry land, and live with debilitating
   vertigo for a very long time after.  A friend of mine had that trouble years after a whale watch.  :(


I have trouble just riding elevators.  :P
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 01, 2016, 04:41:04 PM
Cruises are great if you like being on the water.  I have never slept so well as on a cruise.  The gentle rocking really did something for me.

  So you didn't get seasick at all?  Did you have trouble adjusting to dry land afterward?  :popeye:
 
Yeah, it was weird.  Like after you spend all day skiing and you still feel like you are running down a mountain when you close your eyes.

  I ask because a few unfortunate people never readjust to dry land, and live with debilitating
   vertigo for a very long time after.  A friend of mine had that trouble years after a whale watch.  :(


I have trouble just riding elevators.  :P

  "I don't even like being this tall." --- Lt. Columbo  :laugh:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 16, 2016, 04:42:35 PM
  Fucking decorating.  All the little personal touches that people like to add to their homes.
  I'm a reforming hoarder/slob, and all I want is to get my space clean.  Decorating = cluttering
  in my mind.  I don't think I will ever buy another decorative thing in my life.  My living space is more
  like a bunker than a showplace.  It has to be clean, functional, and above all, easy to pack up and
  relocate from, should I get the opportunity.  I'm 50.  I feel my mortality.  I'll be damned if I'm
  gonna leave my brother and sister with a hoard to sort through if I predecease them.  Less is more!  :arrr:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Jack on February 16, 2016, 06:47:40 PM
  Fucking decorating.  All the little personal touches that people like to add to their homes.
  I'm a reforming hoarder/slob, and all I want is to get my space clean.  Decorating = cluttering
  in my mind.  I don't think I will ever buy another decorative thing in my life.  My living space is more
  like a bunker than a showplace.  It has to be clean, functional, and above all, easy to pack up and
  relocate from, should I get the opportunity.  I'm 50.  I feel my mortality.  I'll be damned if I'm
  gonna leave my brother and sister with a hoard to sort through if I predecease them.  Less is more!  :arrr:

Never understood decorating either, but grew up without stuff like that so more comfortable without it. Husband took it upon himself to decorate our previous home, maybe because I simply didn't or he thought I didn't know how, but his taste in décor isn't to my liking so didn't like it even though never really saying anything. Now the cleaning is his responsibility so he's developed a preference for my taste in aesthetics in our home now. Sterile and impersonal looking but very comfortable for both. Less is indeed more.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 16, 2016, 06:55:08 PM
  Fucking decorating.  All the little personal touches that people like to add to their homes.
  I'm a reforming hoarder/slob, and all I want is to get my space clean.  Decorating = cluttering
  in my mind.  I don't think I will ever buy another decorative thing in my life.  My living space is more
  like a bunker than a showplace.  It has to be clean, functional, and above all, easy to pack up and
  relocate from, should I get the opportunity.  I'm 50.  I feel my mortality.  I'll be damned if I'm
  gonna leave my brother and sister with a hoard to sort through if I predecease them.  Less is more!  :arrr:


You can live a minimalist life by adding colour and patterns in your furnishings, rugs, drapes/curtains/shades, dishware, towels, etc.  Make your life colourful, not clutterful. 
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 17, 2016, 07:40:20 AM
  "Skin hunger"/the supposedly universal human need for touch. 
         Didn't get that particular set of neurons.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on February 17, 2016, 01:29:33 PM
Turtle necks shirts/sweaters.

How do/did people actually wear those things?

My mother bought me one when I was about 10...no way in hell...not happening...never.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on February 17, 2016, 02:19:48 PM
Cruises are great if you like being on the water.  I have never slept so well as on a cruise.  The gentle rocking really did something for me.

  So you didn't get seasick at all?  Did you have trouble adjusting to dry land afterward?  :popeye:

Some people never get seasick. I don't--I have never been seasick in my life.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on February 17, 2016, 03:26:16 PM
  Fucking decorating.  All the little personal touches that people like to add to their homes.
  I'm a reforming hoarder/slob, and all I want is to get my space clean.  Decorating = cluttering
  in my mind.  I don't think I will ever buy another decorative thing in my life.  My living space is more
  like a bunker than a showplace.  It has to be clean, functional, and above all, easy to pack up and
  relocate from, should I get the opportunity.  I'm 50.  I feel my mortality.  I'll be damned if I'm
  gonna leave my brother and sister with a hoard to sort through if I predecease them.  Less is more!  :arrr:


You can live a minimalist life by adding colour and patterns in your furnishings, rugs, drapes/curtains/shades, dishware, towels, etc.  Make your life colourful, not clutterful.

Yes.

Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on February 17, 2016, 03:32:27 PM
Turtle necks shirts/sweaters.

How do/did people actually wear those things?

My mother bought me one when I was about 10...no way in hell...not happening...never.

Did we have the same mother?

My turtle shirt was black, synthetic and was tight everywhere, not only around the neck.

horror.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on February 17, 2016, 03:34:29 PM
Some people make this chuckling sound and put on a weird grin before saying hello.

I don't get it. It is totally weird and awkward IMO.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on February 17, 2016, 08:16:55 PM
  "Skin hunger"/the supposedly universal human need for touch. 
         Didn't get that particular set of neurons.  :dunno:

Didn't think I had them either but I don't mind sometimes if Py touches me. Most other people smell bad so I don't let them get near.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 17, 2016, 09:22:25 PM
  "Skin hunger"/the supposedly universal human need for touch. 
         Didn't get that particular set of neurons.  :dunno:

Didn't think I had them either but I don't mind sometimes if Py touches me. Most other people smell bad so I don't let them get near.

  Do you have an unusually acute sense of smell then?  :nerd!:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on February 18, 2016, 12:00:18 AM
  "Skin hunger"/the supposedly universal human need for touch. 
         Didn't get that particular set of neurons.  :dunno:

Didn't think I had them either but I don't mind sometimes if Py touches me. Most other people smell bad so I don't let them get near.

  Do you have an unusually acute sense of smell then?  :nerd!:
yes. it's pretty awful sometimes.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 18, 2016, 09:07:39 AM
How people can have fun on ferris wheels and roller coasters. 
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 19, 2016, 06:21:57 AM
How people can have fun on ferris wheels and roller coasters.

  I'm afraid of actual roller coasters   :rollercoaster:   but I like the
      drop in my stomach when the cabdriver goes down a hill really fast!
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 19, 2016, 06:24:23 AM
  I don't understand the urge to climb Everest, K2, etc., because it's all been done, and it's
  dangerous and painful.  I've read that brain cells dies at those altitudes.  I've none to spare!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 19, 2016, 08:18:56 PM
I love roller coasters, but I only like the big ones at amusement parks. Those rides that get moved around, torn down and reconstructed over and over freak me out. :aff:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on February 20, 2016, 01:47:30 AM
How people can have fun on ferris wheels and roller coasters.
Vestibular stimulation. Roller coasters destress me and relieve depression and anxiety.
I once rode the Superman roller coaster (77mph peak speed) at six flags in W. Springfield MA seven times in a row. I stopped because they banned me for the day.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on February 20, 2016, 01:51:04 AM
I love roller coasters, but I only like the big ones at amusement parks. Those rides that get moved around, torn down and reconstructed over and over freak me out. :aff:
there is a little extra excitement in riding something rickety. i rode the cyclone at coney island in nyc. it rattled and creaked all the way. there are a couple at universal studios in orlando that are the same way.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 20, 2016, 04:20:14 AM
I love roller coasters, but I only like the big ones at amusement parks. Those rides that get moved around, torn down and reconstructed over and over freak me out. :aff:
there is a little extra excitement in riding something rickety. i rode the cyclone at coney island in nyc. it rattled and creaked all the way. there are a couple at universal studios in orlando that are the same way.
Yeah, but coney island and universal studios don't move around from town to town. Those places have maintenance crews. I'm talking about things like short term fairs and carnivals, where they take them apart. A long time ago I saw one of those dateline special type shows about mobile carnivals rides and it scared the crap out of me. If I had never seen that, then I probably wouldn't even think about it or care.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 20, 2016, 06:27:52 AM
I love roller coasters, but I only like the big ones at amusement parks. Those rides that get moved around, torn down and reconstructed over and over freak me out. :aff:

  Exactly.  There's a traveling carnival that sets up in a parking lot near my house every summer,
  and I wouldn't get on any of those rides.  I know from my experience taking things apart and putting them
  back together at work that all that wear and tear can cause weakening and breakage of  components.  :nerdy:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 20, 2016, 08:15:04 AM
  I don't get rom-coms/"chick flicks."  :popcorn:  I love action, suspense, and a good laugh at the movies!
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on February 21, 2016, 03:35:22 AM
I don't understand why people talk while at the movies.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 21, 2016, 06:08:08 AM
I don't understand why people talk while at the movies.

  Even more bewildering: the people who arrive 15-20 minutes late, having paid full price
  for a movie they're not going to understand because they've missed so much of it.
  On top of that, they block the screen with their big stupid heads as they get themselves seated. 
  They're probably the ones doing the most talking as they try to figure out the plot.  Assholes.  :fp:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Parts on February 21, 2016, 09:30:13 AM
I don't understand why people talk while at the movies.

  Even more bewildering: the people who arrive 15-20 minutes late, having paid full price
  for a movie they're not going to understand because they've missed so much of it.
  On top of that, they block the screen with their big stupid heads as they get themselves seated. 
  They're probably the ones doing the most talking as they try to figure out the plot.  Assholes.  :fp:


Add to that the  people who sit directly in front of you even though there are only ten people in the entire theater
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on February 23, 2016, 12:48:37 AM
I don't understand why people talk while at the movies.

  Even more bewildering: the people who arrive 15-20 minutes late, having paid full price
  for a movie they're not going to understand because they've missed so much of it.
  On top of that, they block the screen with their big stupid heads as they get themselves seated. 
  They're probably the ones doing the most talking as they try to figure out the plot.  Assholes.  :fp:


Add to that the  people who sit directly in front of you even though there are only ten people in the entire theater

These are the same people who park next to you in an empty car park.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on February 23, 2016, 04:58:32 AM
I don't understand why people talk while at the movies.

Even more bewildering: the people who arrive 15-20 minutes late, having paid full price
  for a movie they're not going to understand because they've missed so much of it.
  On top of that, they block the screen with their big stupid heads as they get themselves seated. 
  They're probably the ones doing the most talking as they try to figure out the plot.  Assholes.  :fp:


Add to that the  people who sit directly in front of you even though there are only ten people in the entire theater
This happened to my parents. They were in the theatre by themselves when another couple came in and sat in the row directly in front. My stepdad - furious - said loudly, "You've got to be kidding!" And the couple moved seats!
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 23, 2016, 06:49:22 AM
I don't understand why people talk while at the movies.

Even more bewildering: the people who arrive 15-20 minutes late, having paid full price
  for a movie they're not going to understand because they've missed so much of it.
  On top of that, they block the screen with their big stupid heads as they get themselves seated. 
  They're probably the ones doing the most talking as they try to figure out the plot.  Assholes.  :fp:


Add to that the  people who sit directly in front of you even though there are only ten people in the entire theater
This happened to my parents. They were in the theatre by themselves when another couple came in and sat in the row directly in front. My stepdad - furious - said loudly, "You've got to be kidding!" And the couple moved seats!

  Your stepdad is awesome, good for him!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Parts on February 24, 2016, 08:28:43 AM
People who think that being nice is a sign of weakness
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on February 24, 2016, 11:47:35 AM
People who think that being nice is a sign of weakness
:plus:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on February 24, 2016, 08:14:17 PM
students who fail to complete 50% of an assignment and complain that they didn't get a passing grade. this one went to academic affairs to complain. her complaint? "student thought they [her team] had done better on the assignment." My response: "It's hard to do well when the assignment isn't completed."
i do have very strict rules so at the end of class i usually go through and and look for ways to make adjustments to the grades. screw that for this class - i even had students coming to me and saying "so-and-so was being rude to me."  i seriously need to come up with a polite way to say "you're an adult, suck it up and solve it or run away."
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 25, 2016, 07:18:00 AM
  How are massages, manicures, pedicures, and spa treatments relaxing?!  Nothing would lock my
   muscles tighter and faster than being prone on a table with someone touching my skin.   :runaway:  :GA:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on February 26, 2016, 06:44:52 AM
How are massages, manicures, pedicures, and spa treatments relaxing?!  Nothing would lock my
muscles tighter and faster than being prone on a table with someone touching my skin.   :runaway:  :GA:

I am exactly the same. Exactly. Nothing could make me more tense.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 26, 2016, 10:07:40 AM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6rllCCXt1qb9k5wo1_500.png)

I simply sigh and refer to the title. Rosario is single nowdays, though........
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: DirtDawg on February 26, 2016, 12:51:31 PM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6rllCCXt1qb9k5wo1_500.png)

I simply sigh and refer to the title. Rosario is single nowdays, though........

Good luck!

Let us know how it all works out for you.

 :thumbup:


(She is incredibly uhm, Yeah, beautiful, desirable ...)
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: lutra on February 26, 2016, 04:00:35 PM
To leave the motor running whilst, waiting inside and not moving your car for a minute or for a couple of minutes more.

Also, shutting a door of an automobile like the hardest one can. BAM! What the fuck is that shit? Almost everybody does so here.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on February 26, 2016, 08:50:17 PM
I hear you, lutra. Especially about car doors. I am always mindful of other people's doors. Someone I know has a new car. The doors do not need slamming.

My car, however, slam all you like, the car is old and the doors need to be shut firmly.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on February 27, 2016, 02:47:09 AM
  How are massages, manicures, pedicures, and spa treatments relaxing?!  Nothing would lock my
   muscles tighter and faster than being prone on a table with someone touching my skin.   :runaway:  :GA:


A massage can be very relaxing if done properly by someone who knows how to do it. I rely on one to function.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 27, 2016, 07:21:24 AM
  How are massages, manicures, pedicures, and spa treatments relaxing?!  Nothing would lock my
   muscles tighter and faster than being prone on a table with someone touching my skin.   :runaway:  :GA:


A massage can be very relaxing if done properly by someone who knows how to do it. I rely on one to function.

  Nobody can overcome my psychological aversion.  :M :P
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on February 28, 2016, 04:20:43 AM
Not about to force you to.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 28, 2016, 05:26:20 AM
Not about to force you to.

  You better not even try!  I'll have to ... correct  you.   :slap:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: DirtDawg on February 29, 2016, 08:15:23 PM
  How are massages, manicures, pedicures, and spa treatments relaxing?!  Nothing would lock my
   muscles tighter and faster than being prone on a table with someone touching my skin.   :runaway:  :GA:


A massage can be very relaxing if done properly by someone who knows how to do it. I rely on one to function.

Very true! I do recommend to the "novice" that you use the restroom first.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on March 01, 2016, 12:54:12 AM
This reminds me that I need to book a massage. My back needs it.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on March 01, 2016, 01:42:52 AM
Got one booked for next Thursday. It's being done by a replacement of the woman who I go to. She's not as good alas. But still makes a difference.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: DirtDawg on March 03, 2016, 08:50:50 AM
Back on topic.


I will never get the control necessary to keep me from speaking such ideas, concepts, notions, plans or IDEAS so advanced over the average genius, going over everyone's head so far that even my "smart friends" do not understand what I am on about.

Kind of suxxorz.

If they would just LISTEN!
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on March 03, 2016, 11:33:21 AM
I don't understand why some people speak when they should listen.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Jack on March 03, 2016, 05:22:27 PM
I don't understand why some people speak when they should listen.
One of my brand managers takes the longest thought pauses when speaking. Am sometimes rude when communicating with her, as it's very difficult to know when to speak.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Bastet on March 03, 2016, 06:30:18 PM
How someone can "not breathe" yet can still tell and scream at you at the top of their lungs.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on March 03, 2016, 08:34:05 PM
How someone can "not breathe" yet can still tell and scream at you at the top of their lungs.

I don't get what that means.  :orly:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Bastet on March 03, 2016, 10:45:21 PM
How someone can "not breathe" yet can still tell and scream at you at the top of their lungs.

I don't get what that means.  :orly:


My mother complains she can't breathe and huffs and wheezes while screaming at me about bullshit because she enjoys complaining.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: DirtDawg on March 03, 2016, 11:32:26 PM
I don't understand why some people speak when they should listen.
One of my brand managers takes the longest thought pauses when speaking. Am sometimes rude when communicating with her, as it's very difficult to know when to speak.

Try fucking listening!
 :police:
I know, you are probably talking about an idiot, anyway.
Nevermind.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Jack on March 04, 2016, 06:25:30 AM
I don't understand why some people speak when they should listen.
One of my brand managers takes the longest thought pauses when speaking. Am sometimes rude when communicating with her, as it's very difficult to know when to speak.

Try fucking listening!
 :police:
I know, you are probably talking about an idiot, anyway.
Nevermind.
She's very intelligent and detailed in her work; she's also very responsive to my work needs so enjoy working with her. Some people say, and um, or make umm or uhh noises when taking thought pauses in their speech. Personally don't like those duhh sounds in speech so avoid doing it and have silent thought pauses too, but her thought pauses are very very long so it sometimes seems she's finished speaking when she isn't. She probably has a lot of trouble with being interrupted because of that, or having people try to complete her sentences for her; would just prefer to not be one of them. It's a matter of managing my own impatience.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on March 04, 2016, 04:55:19 PM
I talked to someone the other day who should have talked a lot less. He kept interrupting me, trying to tell me what I was going to say.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on March 04, 2016, 06:24:46 PM
How someone can "not breathe" yet can still tell and scream at you at the top of their lungs.

I don't get what that means.  :orly:


My mother complains she can't breathe and huffs and wheezes while screaming at me about bullshit because she enjoys complaining.

Start calling her wheezy.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on March 05, 2016, 06:13:07 AM
People who think that because they are panicking that I should panic too. Or that I should feel bad because they feel bad.
Lol, my ex used to come in and say, "I have some good news for you!"
It was always something that was good for her and nothing to do with me. Sure I was happy for her but it was not my good news. Dunno why she didn't get the distinction.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 05, 2016, 06:17:21 AM
People who think that because they are panicking that I should panic too. Or that I should feel bad because they feel bad.
Lol, my ex used to come in and say, "I have some good news for you!"
It was always something that was good for her and nothing to do with me. Sure I was happy for her but it was not my good news. Dunno why she didn't get the distinction.

I laughed when I saw this. Not in spite, I get the same thing.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on March 05, 2016, 07:58:58 AM
People who think that because they are panicking that I should panic too. Or that I should feel bad because they feel bad.
Lol, my ex used to come in and say, "I have some good news for you!"
It was always something that was good for her and nothing to do with me. Sure I was happy for her but it was not my good news. Dunno why she didn't get the distinction.

I laughed when I saw this. Not in spite, I get the same thing.

And another one. Also with a grin.




I do get sometimes that others won't get me.

A year ago I caused an accident with daughter in the middle of the road with our bicycles. She was livid, with all furious passion she has. And I saw she had no major damage, calmly shoved her to the side of the road, gave her a quick hug, and then, just as calmly picked up the pieces from the road. When the road was clean, I told her she probably thought I acted horribly, but I thought being safe for her and other road users came before emotions.
Then I apologised and got her home safely, and she said she had thought me completely bonkers at first, not reacting on any of her fury.

She could laugh at it afterwards, as could I.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 05, 2016, 07:48:55 PM
I sympathize with people who feel objectified for their sex appeal, but I doubt I'll ever truly "get it."  :tard:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 10, 2016, 07:10:35 AM
  I don't get the appeal of the classic, cheesy  "romantic"  date ideas and gestures. 
  I don't want to have a picnic.  That's the one I really don't get.  What is so wonderful
  about eating food out of a basket on a blanket while sitting on the ground with the ants?  :rofl:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 10, 2016, 08:14:20 PM
  I don't get the appeal of the classic, cheesy  "romantic"  date ideas and gestures. 
  I don't want to have a picnic.  That's the one I really don't get.  What is so wonderful
  about eating food out of a basket on a blanket while sitting on the ground with the ants?  :rofl:


Sugarbutt and I still date at least once per month or so. The last picnic he took me out was a few months ago for our 25th anniversary. We sat on the beach and watched the sunset while eating lobster and crab, along with a bottle of the same champagne we drank for our wedding toast.  :razz:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 11, 2016, 12:09:51 AM
Sunbathing. What's the damned point? It's BORING.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 11, 2016, 04:14:18 AM
  I don't get the appeal of the classic, cheesy  "romantic"  date ideas and gestures. 
  I don't want to have a picnic.  That's the one I really don't get.  What is so wonderful
  about eating food out of a basket on a blanket while sitting on the ground with the ants?  :rofl:


Sugarbutt and I still date at least once per month or so. The last picnic he took me out was a few months ago for our 25th anniversary. We sat on the beach and watched the sunset while eating lobster and crab, along with a bottle of the same champagne we drank for our wedding toast.  :razz:

  That's a classier setup than sitting on the ground sharing sandwiches with the ants.  Happy 25th.  8)
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 11, 2016, 04:16:40 AM
Sunbathing. What's the damned point? It's BORING.

  Back in the 70s, our neighbors' teenage daughters used to sunbathe in the yard while lying on
   big sheets of reflective/metallic stuff, as if they were hotdogs on solar cookers.  It looked so boring.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 12, 2016, 11:54:22 PM
  I don't get the appeal of the classic, cheesy  "romantic"  date ideas and gestures. 
  I don't want to have a picnic.  That's the one I really don't get.  What is so wonderful
  about eating food out of a basket on a blanket while sitting on the ground with the ants?  :rofl:


Sugarbutt and I still date at least once per month or so. The last picnic he took me out was a few months ago for our 25th anniversary. We sat on the beach and watched the sunset while eating lobster and crab, along with a bottle of the same champagne we drank for our wedding toast.  :razz:

  That's a classier setup than sitting on the ground sharing sandwiches with the ants.  Happy 25th.  8)

Sugarbutt's a true corny romantic. He even has a cliché wicker picnic basket.  :hahaha: He buys me flowers every time he grocery shops, and he picks roses from his garden and puts them in a tiny vase by my computer.  :orly:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 13, 2016, 05:11:38 AM
  I don't get the appeal of the classic, cheesy  "romantic"  date ideas and gestures. 
  I don't want to have a picnic.  That's the one I really don't get.  What is so wonderful
  about eating food out of a basket on a blanket while sitting on the ground with the ants?  :rofl:


Sugarbutt and I still date at least once per month or so. The last picnic he took me out was a few months ago for our 25th anniversary. We sat on the beach and watched the sunset while eating lobster and crab, along with a bottle of the same champagne we drank for our wedding toast.  :razz:

  That's a classier setup than sitting on the ground sharing sandwiches with the ants.  Happy 25th.  8)

Sugarbutt's a true corny romantic. He even has a cliché wicker picnic basket.  :hahaha: He buys me flowers every time he grocery shops, and he picks roses from his garden and puts them in a tiny vase by my computer.  :orly:

  You really scored.  I wish you many more happy years!  :lovelove:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on May 13, 2016, 06:25:50 AM
Sunbathing. What's the damned point? It's BORING.

Back in the 70s, our neighbors' teenage daughters used to sunbathe in the yard while lying on
 big sheets of reflective/metallic stuff, as if they were hotdogs on solar cookers.  It looked so boring.  :laugh:

Two words: skin cancer.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on May 14, 2016, 03:41:51 AM
Sunbathing. What's the damned point? It's BORING.

Back in the 70s, our neighbors' teenage daughters used to sunbathe in the yard while lying on
 big sheets of reflective/metallic stuff, as if they were hotdogs on solar cookers.  It looked so boring.  :laugh:

Two words: skin cancer.

I was thinking "Chicken tonight".
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 14, 2016, 01:33:27 PM
Sunbathing. What's the damned point? It's BORING.

Back in the 70s, our neighbors' teenage daughters used to sunbathe in the yard while lying on
 big sheets of reflective/metallic stuff, as if they were hotdogs on solar cookers.  It looked so boring.  :laugh:

Two words: skin cancer.

I was thinking "Chicken tonight".

Same thing, really. :M
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2016, 01:43:23 PM
Sunbathing. What's the damned point? It's BORING.

Back in the 70s, our neighbors' teenage daughters used to sunbathe in the yard while lying on
 big sheets of reflective/metallic stuff, as if they were hotdogs on solar cookers.  It looked so boring.  :laugh:

Two words: skin cancer.

  I should have been wearing sunblock all these years, but at least I've never actively tanned.  8)
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on May 15, 2016, 06:44:34 AM
Sunbathing. What's the damned point? It's BORING.

Back in the 70s, our neighbors' teenage daughters used to sunbathe in the yard while lying on
 big sheets of reflective/metallic stuff, as if they were hotdogs on solar cookers.  It looked so boring.  :laugh:

Two words: skin cancer.

  I should have been wearing sunblock all these years, but at least I've never actively tanned.  8)

The sun does good things for your skin too, the vitamine D your skin makes may be protecting your skin from cancer (there are indications that this may be so, if I understood it right, research is being done on that). Sunblock is not needed for most people to wear all the time. In cases of some types of medication or afflictions, it may be needed though. 
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 15, 2016, 07:55:52 AM
Supposedly the dark skin of Africans protect them from manufacturing too much Vitamin D.  Their palms and soles are lighter so they can manufacture it.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 24, 2016, 12:12:48 PM
  Games.  I just don't get the point of 99% of them, whether they're board games, card games,
   party games or video games.  My brain resists learning them.  I don't see what's fun about them.  :tard:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on May 24, 2016, 07:29:31 PM
  Games.  I just don't get the point of 99% of them, whether they're board games, card games,
   party games or video games.  My brain resists learning them.  I don't see what's fun about them.  :tard:

the simpler ones that depend on dice are mindless which is why i like them. there are some games (blokus and rumis). we also have a game called quarto where talking isn't necessary. i also have a collection of games that turn multiple player games into single player games. my sister used to give them to me for christmas.

the more complicated games that require multiple kinds of dice, counters, cards and strategy defeat me, though if assisted i can play them. we have a game called doom that is mostly self explanatory and makes us laugh. the point of the game is to have your people die in the most horrible of ways. part of the reason of games is social interaction. this helps people like me who need something in between me and the people with whom i am supposed to interact. if it's just talk and it's people who like to just talk i am lost. i usually head for the room where the other guys are hiding. there we push each other's buttons and take turns glazing over or being the glazer.

i am lucky to have a partner who likes board games and is willing to help me with the harder ones. we have a really hard and long one based on the webcomic order of the stick that even defeats her (takes 'way too long to play), and she can play magic the gathering.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 26, 2016, 12:55:10 AM
I like solitaire and can play it for hours.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on May 26, 2016, 06:17:53 PM
I like solitaire and can play it for hours.

Same here. Love video games too.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 26, 2016, 09:42:37 PM
Bacon

(pig, not Kevin.  Although I'm not one of his fans come to think of it.)
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 27, 2016, 12:31:31 AM
Bacon

(pig, not Kevin.  Although I'm not one of his fans come to think of it.)

You don't like playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon?
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 27, 2016, 11:12:19 AM
Bacon

(pig, not Kevin.  Although I'm not one of his fans come to think of it.)

You don't like playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon?

The game is fun.  the actor doesn't excite me. 
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 27, 2016, 03:16:57 PM
Bacon

(pig, not Kevin.  Although I'm not one of his fans come to think of it.)

You don't like playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon?

The game is fun.  the actor doesn't excite me.

It's an actor too?
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on May 30, 2016, 09:14:11 AM
Bacon

(pig, not Kevin.  Although I'm not one of his fans come to think of it.)
bacon is candy in disguise.
also it has the three major food groups: salt, sugar and fat.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 30, 2016, 12:00:42 PM
I'll never understand why some people like shopping clothes.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 30, 2016, 12:07:36 PM
I'll never understand why some people like shopping clothes.

  I loathe all that fussing around in the fitting rooms, dressing and undressing
   multiple times to find one damn thing that looks halfway decent.  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 30, 2016, 12:14:01 PM
Bacon

(pig, not Kevin.  Although I'm not one of his fans come to think of it.)
bacon is candy in disguise.
also it has the three major food groups: salt, sugar and fat.

I abhor crisp bacon.  When i eat it, it has to be limp  I like to "chew the fat."
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 30, 2016, 12:15:24 PM
Bacon

(pig, not Kevin.  Although I'm not one of his fans come to think of it.)
bacon is candy in disguise.
also it has the three major food groups: salt, sugar and fat.

I abhor crisp bacon.  When i eat it, it has to be limp  I like to "chew the fat."

  My friend at work feels the same way.  He cooks bacon the way you like it. :queenie:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on May 30, 2016, 12:50:18 PM
Bacon

(pig, not Kevin.  Although I'm not one of his fans come to think of it.)
bacon is candy in disguise.
also it has the three major food groups: salt, sugar and fat.

I abhor crisp bacon.  When i eat it, it has to be limp  I like to "chew the fat."

I like mine crisp. Like a bacon potato chip.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 30, 2016, 01:42:45 PM
I'll never understand why some people like shopping clothes.

  I loathe all that fussing around in the fitting rooms, dressing and undressing
   multiple times to find one damn thing that looks halfway decent.  :thumbdn:


I don't want to go in one, EVER. I get something that is my approximate size and buy it.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 30, 2016, 01:44:18 PM
I'll never understand why some people like shopping clothes.

  I loathe all that fussing around in the fitting rooms, dressing and undressing
   multiple times to find one damn thing that looks halfway decent.  :thumbdn:


I don't want to go in one, EVER. I get something that is my approximate size and buy it.

  I do that as much as I can, usually by picking the same familiar brands whose sizing I understand.  8)
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 30, 2016, 01:48:55 PM
I'll never understand why some people like shopping clothes.

  I loathe all that fussing around in the fitting rooms, dressing and undressing
   multiple times to find one damn thing that looks halfway decent.  :thumbdn:


I don't want to go in one, EVER. I get something that is my approximate size and buy it.

  I do that as much as I can, usually by picking the same familiar brands whose sizing I understand.  8)

Did that for years with the jeans label I wear. Then they switched manufacturers (or hired particularly young Pakistani children) and messed up their sizes. I had to find a new label. :'(
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 30, 2016, 02:02:36 PM
  Sounds like a good cross-post for the developed country problems thread.  :'(
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 30, 2016, 03:00:12 PM
Oh, I know. The problem with Pakistani child labour is that they have no sense of quality.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 30, 2016, 03:02:27 PM
Oh, I know. The problem with Pakistani child labour is that they have no sense of quality.

  It's good that we in the West don't live in a bubble of privilege or anything like that.  :P
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 30, 2016, 03:03:34 PM
Oh, I know. The problem with Pakistani child labour is that they have no sense of quality.

  It's good that we in the West don't live in a bubble of privilege or anything like that.  :P

Well, we pay for our things, don't we? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on May 30, 2016, 03:07:30 PM
I'll never understand why some people like shopping clothes.

  I loathe all that fussing around in the fitting rooms, dressing and undressing
   multiple times to find one damn thing that looks halfway decent.  :thumbdn:


I don't want to go in one, EVER. I get something that is my approximate size and buy it.

Yep.

...and the sales lady is always lurking around the corner..."do you want to try that on?"

Hell no.  :zombiefuck:

I buy most of my clothes second hand anymore. Less of an investment loss when it doesn't fit right.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 30, 2016, 03:08:47 PM
  I'm one of the People of Walmart.  That's where I shop.  :tard:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 30, 2016, 03:10:47 PM
I shop where they don't bug me. I've been known to stop visiting shops where the clerks address me too early.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 30, 2016, 03:13:01 PM
I shop where they don't bug me. I've been known to stop visiting shops where the clerks address me too early.

  I walked out of a bookstore one time when the (very nice) clerk overwhelmed me with a greeting.  :asthing:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 30, 2016, 03:24:25 PM
I shop where they don't bug me. I've been known to stop visiting shops where the clerks address me too early.

  I walked out of a bookstore one time when the (very nice) clerk overwhelmed me with a greeting.  :asthing:

There's a Waterstone's not far from where I am now with a clerk like that. She is nice but talk so much I avoid the place.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: MLA on May 31, 2016, 10:26:17 AM
I shop where they don't bug me. I've been known to stop visiting shops where the clerks address me too early.

I shop almost entirely online now.  :asthing:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on May 31, 2016, 11:22:52 AM
I shop where they don't bug me. I've been known to stop visiting shops where the clerks address me too early.

I shop almost entirely online now.  :asthing:

You can find the same stuff or better cheaper online 90% of the time...and you're not running to 3 different stores because they "don't have it in stock".

Wish I could do the whole grocery shopping gig online.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on May 31, 2016, 02:43:39 PM
I shop where they don't bug me. I've been known to stop visiting shops where the clerks address me too early.

I shop almost entirely online now.  :asthing:

You can find the same stuff or better cheaper online 90% of the time...and you're not running to 3 different stores because they "don't have it in stock".

Wish I could do the whole grocery shopping gig online.

Why can't you?
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on June 01, 2016, 11:47:01 AM
I shop where they don't bug me. I've been known to stop visiting shops where the clerks address me too early.

I shop almost entirely online now.  :asthing:

You can find the same stuff or better cheaper online 90% of the time...and you're not running to 3 different stores because they "don't have it in stock".

Wish I could do the whole grocery shopping gig online.

Why can't you?

SO has to inspect the steak before I buy it.

His dad used to be a butcher.
...and I'm one of those weird veggie and fruit persons. 

It would probably work with everything else.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on June 01, 2016, 01:26:40 PM
So, you get everything, but the steak. The SO gets a to buy the meat.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on June 01, 2016, 01:49:55 PM
So, you get everything, but the steak. The SO gets a to buy the meat.

Precisely. I2, where you solve your problems. :P
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 03, 2016, 05:33:13 AM
So, you get everything, but the steak. The SO gets a to buy the meat.

Precisely. I2, where you solve your problems. :P

  The more time you spend here, the more your problems dissolve into thin air.  :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: JOIN US
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2016, 02:38:46 PM
So, you get everything, but the steak. The SO gets a to buy the meat.

Precisely. I2, where you solve your problems. :P

  The more time you spend here, the more your problems dissolve into thin air.  :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: JOIN US

WE are your new problems. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on June 07, 2016, 05:50:21 AM
how it is that people think that telling someone a sob story or that they didn't mean to do it will change the fact that they broke the law.

i caught a student who plagiarized from a paper purchase site. he wants me to believe that those carefully edited parts (that escaped turnitin because the material is behind a pay wall) were included by accident because he was using another computer because his child was in the hospital and he's a veteran and etc etc etc.

unfortunately he sealed his fate when in another post he reported that he used to work for TSA.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 07, 2016, 05:53:15 AM
how it is that people think that telling someone a sob story or that they didn't mean to do it will change the fact that they broke the law.

i caught a student who plagiarized from a paper purchase site. he wants me to believe that those carefully edited parts (that escaped turnitin because the material is behind a pay wall) were included by accident because he was using another computer because his child was in the hospital and he's a veteran and etc etc etc.

unfortunately he sealed his fate when in another post he reported that he used to work for TSA.

  My father used to get some sad stories too.  One of his students missed an exam because his neighbor's dog
   was sick.  Another missed it for the funeral of his grandfather ... his third grandfather.  Whoops.  :fp:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on June 07, 2016, 07:49:29 AM
I have accepted the fact that I will never "get" 98% of the people I am surrounded with IRL...and they will never "get" me.  :dunno:

It's a frustrating fact some days.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: sanefan on June 09, 2016, 11:38:49 PM
I will never get why some women like to go the bathroom in pairs or more.

I will never get when I'm walking to work, people make it so difficult for you to cross paths. When I step to the right, you step to the right so we don't bump into each other. This idiot the other day looked like he was trying to do a tap dance in front of me on the sidewalk. I should have thrown him a toonie to help him pay for a top hat.

I will never get my appendix back as I got into a serious car crash last year. I'll probably won't be able to drive for another year at least. But lucky for me, I can walk to work in only 15 minutes and I'm saving a shit tonne of money on gas and insurance, so I'll be able to pay off my apartment faster!

Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on June 10, 2016, 04:12:55 AM
I prefer to go to the toilet/bathroom alone so I can pee in peace.

If you find yourself confronted with "the dance", just stand still and let them decide!
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 10, 2016, 11:44:17 PM
I will never get why some women like to go the bathroom in pairs or more.

Because everything is a competition, even pissing.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 11, 2016, 05:42:31 AM
  I think going to the bathroom in pairs enables the ladies to keep each other company and gossip
  in private about how the evening is progressing, while giving the men time to bond and become bros.  :toporly:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on June 11, 2016, 08:03:26 AM
  I think going to the bathroom in pairs enables the ladies to keep each other company and gossip
  in private about how the evening is progressing, while giving the men time to bond and become bros.  :toporly:


It gives them a chance to talk about their mates, co-workers, their sex lives (everything from penis size to positions), and their periods.

Seriously...after spending over a decade suffering from IBS, I've spent a lot of time in bathrooms hiding in the stall when groups of them come in :P...I have heard things I only wish I could un-hear.



 



Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 11, 2016, 08:09:06 AM
  I think going to the bathroom in pairs enables the ladies to keep each other company and gossip
  in private about how the evening is progressing, while giving the men time to bond and become bros.  :toporly:


It gives them a chance to talk about their mates, co-workers, their sex lives (everything from penis size to positions), and their periods.

Seriously...after spending over a decade suffering from IBS, I've spent a lot of time in bathrooms hiding in the stall when groups of them come in :P...I have heard things I only wish I could un-hear.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIrOGH3MUw0
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: 'andersom' on June 11, 2016, 02:14:23 PM
  I think going to the bathroom in pairs enables the ladies to keep each other company and gossip
  in private about how the evening is progressing, while giving the men time to bond and become bros.  :toporly:


It gives them a chance to talk about their mates, co-workers, their sex lives (everything from penis size to positions), and their periods.

Seriously...after spending over a decade suffering from IBS, I've spent a lot of time in bathrooms hiding in the stall when groups of them come in :P...I have heard things I only wish I could un-hear.

According to kids, boys are starting to go to the bathroom in groups now too.

Emancipation?

Kids look at anyone going in a group with amazement.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: jman on June 12, 2016, 06:11:20 PM
women
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 12, 2016, 07:22:15 PM
OMG JMAN IS BACK!! :GA:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Grey Area on June 14, 2016, 04:35:23 PM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 14, 2016, 07:07:49 PM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Grey Area on June 15, 2016, 02:32:13 AM
I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:
So do I.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2016, 06:21:14 AM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

      They just want to give you a free ride. :trollface:

(http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c5/e7/14/c5e714c4dcbcc757516af9e370b119b4.jpg)  :kapkao:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Grey Area on June 15, 2016, 07:24:35 AM
More like

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/freecandy_6104.jpg)
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 15, 2016, 12:00:03 PM
Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2016, 02:16:52 AM
Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???

If it's any comfort to you, I don't get it either.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: MLA on June 16, 2016, 09:30:37 AM
Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???

If it's any comfort to you, I don't get it either.

If you stopped responding I imagine it would eventually go away?  It might take a while and there might be a lot of unanswered posts lingering around, and a few new callouts, but I think we all get it at this point.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2016, 11:41:26 AM
Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???

If it's any comfort to you, I don't get it either.

If you stopped responding I imagine it would eventually go away?  It might take a while and there might be a lot of unanswered posts lingering around, and a few new callouts, but I think we all get it at this point.

Yes, I will stop from now on. I have to or coming here won't be any fun.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 16, 2016, 03:36:01 PM
Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???

If it's any comfort to you, I don't get it either.

If you stopped responding I imagine it would eventually go away?  It might take a while and there might be a lot of unanswered posts lingering around, and a few new callouts, but I think we all get it at this point.

Yes, I will stop from now on. I have to or coming here won't be any fun.

Thank you from the bottom of my pea picking little old heart.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Jack on June 16, 2016, 04:49:28 PM
If you stopped responding
Have gotten the impression it's now simply a struggle for the last word, but didn't know if that was worth mentioning. :laugh:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on June 17, 2016, 12:20:37 AM
If you stopped responding
Have gotten the impression it's now simply a struggle for the last word, but didn't know if that was worth mentioning. :laugh:

:laugh:

It probably is.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on June 17, 2016, 12:49:59 PM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

Do you really think they'd go for you?
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: MLA on June 17, 2016, 04:04:14 PM
Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???

If it's any comfort to you, I don't get it either.

If you stopped responding I imagine it would eventually go away?  It might take a while and there might be a lot of unanswered posts lingering around, and a few new callouts, but I think we all get it at this point.

Yes, I will stop from now on. I have to or coming here won't be any fun.

 :headhurts:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 17, 2016, 06:45:39 PM
golf and tennis
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 17, 2016, 07:06:59 PM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

Do you really think they'd go for you?

I hope not. :aff:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on June 19, 2016, 10:00:48 AM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

Do you really think they'd go for you?

I hope not. :aff:
no one got it
or it was bad enough that no one wanted to
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 19, 2016, 12:33:09 PM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

Do you really think they'd go for you?

I hope not. :aff:
no one got it
or it was bad enough that no one wanted to

Yeah, if that was a joke then I guess I didn't get it. Are you going to explain it to me?  :orly:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Pyraxis on June 19, 2016, 08:07:50 PM
 :facepalm2:

Go for... gofer... 

 :paperbag:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 19, 2016, 08:09:28 PM
How embarrassing for me.  :lol1:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Pyraxis on June 19, 2016, 08:10:29 PM
Or me, for having to be associated with the person who made this joke.

Hey, it's a contest for who can be the most embarrassed!

 :congrats:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 19, 2016, 08:11:38 PM
 :lol1:    :plus:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 19, 2016, 09:40:09 PM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

Do you really think they'd go for you?

I hope not. :aff:
no one got it
or it was bad enough that no one wanted to

Puns ARE the lowest form of humor.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on June 19, 2016, 10:17:05 PM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

Do you really think they'd go for you?

I hope not. :aff:
no one got it
or it was bad enough that no one wanted to

Puns ARE the purest form of humor.
fixed
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 20, 2016, 07:59:22 AM
  This entire exchange went right over my head.  :tard: whoosh!
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on June 20, 2016, 06:44:53 PM
  This entire exchange went right over my head.  :tard: whoosh!
not everyone will gopher bad puns.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 20, 2016, 09:01:14 PM
  This entire exchange went right over my head.  :tard: whoosh!
not everyone will gopher bad puns.

  Might as well gopher broke.  :autism:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 20, 2016, 10:41:49 PM
why some people don't like puns.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Grey Area on June 21, 2016, 05:16:52 PM
Why someone would make a post endorsing puns that doesn't contain a pun.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2017, 12:09:55 PM
  There are whole big areas of human interaction that I just don't understand.

   I don't "get" the need for physical contact.  It doesn't do anything for me.

   I don't "get" loneliness at being single or sleeping alone.

   I don't "get" the prolonged grieving so many people suffer from. 
   Probably because I don't "get" attached in the "normal" way.
   So when people are gone, they live on in my head and I don't "get" all that sad. 

   Sometimes I don't "get" ME.  ???
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: WolFish on May 10, 2017, 08:02:46 PM
drama in work environments.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on March 29, 2018, 05:31:09 AM
  Games.  Card games, board games, outdoor games, video games.  The only  game I play is
  Chinese checkers.  Especially, my brain isn't wired to understand the rules of card games.
  It's all impenetrable gibberish to me.  I don't see where the fun is.  I'll never understand it.  :dunno:

 :cbc: bump.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on March 29, 2018, 11:36:59 PM
Chess. I've probably already written this. Anyway, I love the look of various chess sets that can be had but I'll never understand the game itself.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Calandale on March 30, 2018, 12:17:36 AM
lol - I don't get how people can want to live...without games.



Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on March 30, 2018, 12:34:21 AM
Heh, I know how to play Magic: The Gathering, though.

And Catan. We have Star Trek Catan that's fun. Also Halo Risk.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Calandale on March 30, 2018, 11:54:22 AM
I was more responding to Scrap's necro.


M:tG is significantly harder than Chess. Is it the strategy you don't grasp or the actual rules?


Because, I suck at playing Chess, but can understand the rules. If it's the latter, it's probably a mental block.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on March 30, 2018, 12:49:44 PM
lol - I don't get how people can want to live...without games.

Seriously, video games have been what's probably kept me from going postal for years.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Fun With Matches on March 30, 2018, 01:38:24 PM
I’ve never gotten into them. The only one I sort of got into was Broken Sword on the Xbox. That was more of a point-and-click adventure game though, which was why I liked it.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Pyraxis on March 30, 2018, 06:21:26 PM
Old-fashioned TV and movies. I can barely stand any of the newer stuff. Will never get why people enjoy dated special effects, odd acting, and unfunny humour.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Calandale on March 30, 2018, 08:18:51 PM
Old-fashioned TV and movies. I can barely stand any of the newer stuff. Will never get why people enjoy dated special effects, odd acting, and unfunny humour.


Nostalgia maybe?


I know that I preferred shows from an earlier time than my own though, back when I watched.
Probably because I could see them every day, instead of having to plan to see them once a week.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on March 30, 2018, 09:39:11 PM
I was more responding to Scrap's necro.


M:tG is significantly harder than Chess. Is it the strategy you don't grasp or the actual rules?


Because, I suck at playing Chess, but can understand the rules. If it's the latter, it's probably a mental block.
It's both. I can't 'see' where the pieces will or should go and what effect they will have there.

I ended one game of Magic with Kayleigh at -30 and me still at +20. I should have written down how I did it because I sure can't remember it now.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on March 31, 2018, 01:36:11 AM
Old-fashioned TV and movies. I can barely stand any of the newer stuff. Will never get why people enjoy dated special effects, odd acting, and unfunny humour.

Nostalgia, storytelling conventions, different tastes...
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Calandale on March 31, 2018, 05:13:25 AM
It's both. I can't 'see' where the pieces will or should go and what effect they will have there.






I don't even try imagining. I just try to kill.


I'm good at killing, and lousy at winning.

Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Pyraxis on March 31, 2018, 04:19:55 PM
How does that work, you get all the pawns, and get downed by the major players?
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Icequeen on March 31, 2018, 06:23:19 PM
I miss chess, haven't played in years.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Fun With Matches on April 01, 2018, 07:13:45 AM
I miss chess, haven't played in years.

Me too. I never find anyone who wants to play it.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Calandale on April 01, 2018, 09:26:57 AM
How does that work, you get all the pawns, and get downed by the major players?


No, generally, I aim for the important pieces, and make good trades.


The cost is in position.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on April 01, 2018, 11:11:08 AM
Haven't played chess against a human opponent in years.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: renaeden on April 02, 2018, 12:59:59 AM
Does anyone have a nice chess set? I do appreciate those. Once saw a marble green and white one while shopping. Chess sets could be collected.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on April 02, 2018, 02:03:09 AM
Only functional ones, sorry.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 31, 2018, 09:58:39 PM
to own property.    :hahaha:

Because money.    :fp:

 :autism:
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Calandale on May 31, 2018, 10:44:51 PM
Does anyone have a nice chess set? I do appreciate those. Once saw a marble green and white one while shopping. Chess sets could be collected.


I was supposed to inherit my father's ivory set, but my mother went and broke some of the pieces to hurt him.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Genesis on June 01, 2018, 02:08:40 PM
Having a chance to meet someone new even though it's been 10 years since I was emotionally scarred from my last relationship, as well as having been 11 years since a girl I had a crush on killed herself.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: Lestat on June 03, 2018, 08:43:08 PM
Hey if anyone fancies a game of chess, I'm game, find an online game, and PM me, its been a while since I've played, but I would rather like to get back into the swing of it and pit myself against those whos strategems and tactics I have not become familiar with.
Title: Re: Things you will never "get" in life
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2018, 01:22:19 PM
Have only played against the computer the last few years, since my Chessbase subscription ended and I stopped playing online. Now, I can't be arsed.