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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: MEATUS MCGIRTHERATOR on March 24, 2020, 10:35:30 AM
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YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE.
NOW FUCK OFF.
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OMG it's a real live n00b!! :GA:
Do you mind being my new special interest? :zoinks:
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Welcome.
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Is that you McDangly?
Welcome back.
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Do you like pie?
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Welcome, etc.
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Welcome.
IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING PLACE TO TELL ME WHETHER I'M WELCOME, NOT THAT I EVEN CARE.
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While it is NOT Jack's job, as such, it is certainly Jack's place. I question whether or not it is Jack's "fucking place," as you put it.
Who the fuck is Jack, anyway?
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Who the fuck is Jack, anyway?
:laugh:
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Welcome.
IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING PLACE TO TELL ME WHETHER I'M WELCOME, NOT THAT I EVEN CARE.
You don't know Jack's place.
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He doesn't care, supposedly.
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He doesn't care, supposedly.
SMART LAD. MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT IS CLEARLY RUBBING OFF ON YOU. MEANWHILE, I'M RUBBING ONE OFF AT THE PROSPECT OF YOUR IMPENDING DEATH FROM CORONAVIRUS, WHICH IS ALL BUT CERTAIN, AS YOU STRIKE ME AS THE SORT OF RETARDED CUNT WHO LACKS THE CAPACITY TO PRACTICE RUDIMENTARY PERSONAL HYGEINE. NOT THAT I EVEN CARE.
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Hygiene
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:lol1:
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He doesn't care, supposedly.
SMART LAD. MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT IS CLEARLY RUBBING OFF ON YOU. MEANWHILE, I'M RUBBING ONE OFF AT THE PROSPECT OF YOUR IMPENDING DEATH FROM CORONAVIRUS, WHICH IS ALL BUT CERTAIN, AS YOU STRIKE ME AS THE SORT OF RETARDED CUNT WHO LACKS THE CAPACITY TO PRACTICE RUDIMENTARY PERSONAL HYGEINE. NOT THAT I EVEN CARE.
I'm confused... is this real life, or a Douglas Adams novel?
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A Douglas Adams novel.
Kind of explains it, right?
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A Douglas Adams novel.
Kind of explains it, right?
:indeed:
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Did we ever figure out who this is? This is brilliant.
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Did we ever figure out who this is? This is brilliant.
Originally thought it was Scrap, due to a geological reference and some spelling errors. Scrap suggested it's Duke/Pentagram based on posting style. His guess is as good as mine. :laugh:
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It didn't look like Scrap to me, unless it was a very good effort at hiding his posting style.
Scrap's suggestion that it was Duke Nukem (I remember him from AFF) seems likely to be correct. The style lines up.
The funniest thing I remember about Duke Nukem was when a very attractive young lady on AFF that Duke was being obnoxious and hostile towards, made a retort that went something like "I know more about XXXX because I have boobs". Duke's response was "I have boobs too". When it was pointed out that, as a male, he obviously didn't have boobs, he posted a shirtless selfie proving that he did, in fact, have boobs. Although I believe that the correct anatomical name for them is "moobs".
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Scrap's suggestion that it was Duke Nukem (I remember him from AFF) seems likely to be correct. The style lines up.
Also thought it was a good guess because of the big red yelling style which Duke was known for, however his spelling and grammar always struck me as excellent.
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/shrugs
Sounds like a good guess to me.
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/shrugs
Sounds like a good guess to me.
What's your guess. :zoinks:
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Couldn't help but laugh with the thread "GET THE FUCK IN HERE EVERYONE" then, "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT".
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/shrugs
Sounds like a good guess to me.
What's your guess. :zoinks:
Guess. :zoinks:
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/shrugs
Sounds like a good guess to me.
What's your guess. :zoinks:
Guess. :zoinks:
I think it's you. :zoinks:
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/shrugs
Sounds like a good guess to me.
What's your guess. :zoinks:
Guess. :zoinks:
I think it's you. :zoinks:
Damn. Caught! :zoinks:
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/shrugs
Sounds like a good guess to me.
What's your guess. :zoinks:
Guess. :zoinks:
I think it's you. :zoinks:
Damn. Caught! :zoinks:
What do I win? :zoinks:
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/shrugs
Sounds like a good guess to me.
What's your guess. :zoinks:
Guess. :zoinks:
I think it's you. :zoinks:
Damn. Caught! :zoinks:
What do I win? :zoinks:
Another guess. :zoinks:
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:hadron:
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Where's the other guess?
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Bring back the cheeky bastards!