INTENSITY²
Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Gluey on September 15, 2007, 03:52:39 PM
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It's a long read but whoever is bored can read it.
1. Run-of-the-mill Bimbo girls who claim they are artistic individuals. Yeah what's their medium, Oral? Vaginal? or are they a mad artist and do it anal?
2. Little kids that constantly say “Why?â€
3 . If someone eats cheezes than licks their fingers and touches your computer
or your video game controller with orange dye and saliva coated on their hands.
4. Bossy Yorkshire Terriers that won’t stop yapping until you give them your food. It's annoying when they think their big.
5. When an older Conservative bitter person assumes you will shoplift because you have a tattoo and a skull on your shirt and than follows you around EVERYWHERE around the store.
6. Ignorant teenagers who wear band t-shirts for only fashion purposes and are not really into the band. Their minds think: “I’m not REALLY into John Lennon but I will just say I am
because I think It’s cool to be into that kind of stuff†Stupid dumbpreps.
7. Jehovah’s Witnesses constantly at your door DEMANDING
you to be part of their religion and if you say “No thank you “
in a respectful civilized matter they will tell you what a horrible
person you are because you don’t follow their beliefs and they
come back the next week. Sorry to put a disgrace to you religion but you have put
Many disgraces to a lot of peoples spiritual beliefs by being so invasive. So please no more.
I'm a vegetarian. It's my belief not to eat animals but I won't go into a Mcdonalds and show
people slaughter pictures and preach at them. I know it does'nt work anyways. I inspire people to become vegetarians and only talk about my vegetarianism if people ask "Why are you vegetarian?" I just don't go stomping into Burger king or Wendy's and tell people they are like Nazi's and evil. Anyways it's not their fault they are ignorant sheep and I keep that humbly to myself.
8. Pop Up Ads on the internet Especially if you get a pornographic one.
9. When you are in a rush at the grocery store with
just a carton of milk and the person with a kazillion things in their cart in font
of you and nobody will do the respectful act of letting you go first.
10. Organized Religion and Television.
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Well, where is fucking #10 already??
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I kind of like the mad artistic type.
Or maybe I just like anal sex.
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Effeminite dudes and butch dykes. Also, pretentious college kid mentality. Weird how they overlap.
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Motorcyclists with no sense of how easily they sneak up on someone when they accelerate too fast and weave in and out of city traffic. I had six in my rear view mirror the other day and I thought I was in the film Mad Max. They were zooming in and out of the place.
Rude shop staff. Like the one who told me yesterday the shop was closed when she was packing up out the front. It was 5 minutes to 5 and in the time it took her to argue with me that they were closed I could have been in and out and gotten what I wanted. Which I did anyway. No customer service.
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I have too many to list.
Here's a few though.
Kids that sneeze in my face and all over my stuff
People that don't cover their mouths when they cough
Mouth breathers - I don't want to smell your breath
People that wear dirty clothes (for fucks sake, showers are pointless if you're going to wear something that smells like it's been buried in the tip)
Dirty hair
People with sores on their legs
And that just covers germy stuff.
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Mouth breathers - I don't want to smell your breath
Mouth breathaphobia is a sign of a closet mouth breather. :laugh:
I think that somehow you know that I am one,
and that's why you lust me so.
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I have too many to list.
Here's a few though.
Kids that sneeze in my face and all over my stuff
People that don't cover their mouths when they cough
Mouth breathers - I don't want to smell your breath
People that wear dirty clothes (for fucks sake, showers are pointless if you're going to wear something that smells like it's been buried in the tip)
Dirty hair
People with sores on their legs
And that just covers germy stuff.
Mouth breathers = bad for me, anyway.
Shut your mouth.
Only breath over me when you are gasping for dear life....
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I suppose drooling is right out. :laugh:
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I suppose drooling is right out. :laugh:
I would divulge but that would be bordering on sexual territory...and you know me, I'm so pure, I could never elaborate on that!
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Of course. A lady never reveals her desires,
but in the most discreet of manners.
And a gentleman can always read those.
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Getting cut off right before two lanes on a road turn into one lane. I don't mind being passed, but I mind when people wait until it's most likely to cause an accident to do it.
People in cars behind me who honk as if I should have tried to bend the laws of physics in order to allow them to get where they're going forty seconds quicker.
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How about the people who have to come to almost a complete stop before turning right
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How about the people who have to come to almost a complete stop before turning right
:agreed:
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How about the people who have to come to almost a complete stop before turning right
How about the people who have to enter the lane for oncoming traffic before they turn right? They are much worse.
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Closed minded people
Ignorent people
People not telling the truth
Assholes
Snoring
Aspies and auties expecting me to have NT super powers and then treating me bad because I lack them. So NT
Men shoving sex in my face
People arguing with my beliefs and trying to get me to believe what they believe
That's all for now.
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Yes, the old ladies who think they are driving some sort of tractor trailer and need both sides of the road to take a right they are on my list too
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in no particular order:
shit music I can't escape from, in all its forms (muzak, chav car stereos, most of my neighbours, music in shops - which for some reason is almost always intolerable, tv adverts...)
aforementioned tv adverts. hell is populated by marketing managers and advertising executives.
speed cameras. at least traffic police can use their fucking judgement (except the wankers)
people who think their superior morals should allow them to decide what everyone else should be allowed to do.
racist cunts.
ignorant abusive fucking trash, including but not limited to chavs.
debt collectors, loan sharks and other twunts who leech off people struggling to make ends meet.
most politicians, celebrities and religious leaders.
greedy, amoral corporate bastards. the boards of Nestle and Monsanto spring to mind.
Jamie Oliver. CUNT
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1)People who go hiking in the mountains and smoke cigarettes and throw their butts on the trail.
2)People who drink beer while driving and throw their cans/bottles by the side of the road.
3)people who take 20 years to turn right. Or turn period.
4)People who stop and have conversations in the grocery store at the narrowest section of the aisle.
5)People who don't control their kids or animals!
6)Politicians
7)Professional athletes
8)pretension
9)bureaucracies
10)poseurs
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Well, I'll start with 2 things, I'll come up with the other 8 later on:
1)Catty, effete, elitist faggots like Max the bear who constantly barage those who say unPC things with snotty putdowns.
2)Political Correctness
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Well, I'll start with 2 things, I'll come up with the other 8 later on:
1)Catty, effete, elitist faggots like Max the bear who constantly barage those who say unPC things with snotty putdowns.
2)Political Correctness
I love you bitch!!! I want to tie you up and do things to you NOW!!! :-* :-* :-* :anal:
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Ignorent people
People that can't spell "ignorant" :p
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Well then Scraphemi, lube up yer lovetunnel and spread yer cheeks!!! ;D
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Ignorent people
People that can't spell "ignorant" :p
:plus:
:LMAO:
Some things are so worth it.
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Well then Scraphemi, lube up yer lovetunnel and spread yer cheeks!!! ;D
You want to start out by tossing my salad?? Go for it!!! :-*
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Aspies and auties accusing other aspies not having AS
Aspies and auties using their autism as an excuse
Aspies using their AS as a crutch
Aspies refusing to try and cope with their condition so they keep expecting special rules
People spelling "Joon" wrong.
Old buildings being torn down
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Aspies who act like preschoolers and don't shut the fuck up about their lame-ass obsessions thus making the rest of us look like jackoffs.
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Aspies acting like NTs, eg. expecting other aspies to have NT superpowers, acting like angel fluffy bunnys, telling another aspie and autie to grow up just because they have immature emotions or social skills.
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Aspies who act like preschoolers and don't shut the fuck up about their lame-ass obsessions thus making the rest of us look like jackoffs
:grrr:
Well thats certainly preferable to being subjected constantly to snotty insults and catty putdowns by an NT Faggot dontcha think?
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Insults and putdowns are fantastic,
as long as they are done with style.
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Jamie Oliver. CUNT
:laugh:
10. While shopping and looking at something, 2 or three people coming from nowhere to look at the exact same thing I am looking at.
9. Drivers who don't know how to use or indicate properly on roundabouts.
8. Four-wheel-drive vehicles that are never used for four-wheel-driving.
7. Repeating my speech.
6. Mess being made right after I clean up.
5. Wind and shitty weather.
4. People who are employed to help me and they don't unless I complain and then they say how verbal I am and how I can drive and how I am so able but they still don't understand that I need help.
3. Something going wrong with the computer and not knowing how to fix it.
2. My inertia and all the stuff that doesn't get done because of it.
1. Depression.
I am surprised at how easy this list was to make. ::)
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Me
People
Animals
Stuff
Nothingness
I'll reserve the rest, in
case I can think of anything not covered.
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In no particular order:
- Arrogant students (especially the psychology ones). You don't know squat about me or how I operate, so die please.
- People who begin their insults with "I'm sorry, but..." (Women are notorious for pulling this shit off.)
- Jamie Oliver. Fuck off and leave me in peace with my steak & kidney pie. Learning disabled cunt.
- That guy. He's a manipulative twat who makes caravans for a living.
- Healthy eating commercials. Piss the fuck off.
- People who make harmful lies.
- Self-centred, hedonistic wankers who make our lives a misery: gangsters, chavs, pimps, etc.
- Really selfish people (most of them are young).
- People who tell me that I live in a box because they don't relate to my lifestyle. (Get the fuck out out of here, you pompous, overbearing socialites.)
- People like Ahayes who don't stand up for themselves just because life isn't going their way. Instead, they have to post pictures of their suicidal attempts on the internet. (Vertical, not horizontial.)
greedy, amoral corporate bastards. the boards of Nestle and (who cares?) spring to mind.
(http://www.sweetstall.com/acatalog/Kit-Kat-Chunky_Milk.jpg)
Kiss and make up, Dunc -- with a chunky kit-kat. :laugh:
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Aspies acting like NTs, eg. expecting other aspies to have NT superpowers, acting like angel fluffy bunnys, telling another aspie and autie to grow up just because they have immature emotions or social skills.
aspies wanting to define what NTs are like. ::)
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In no particular order:
- Arrogant students (especially the psychology ones). You don't know squat about me or how I operate, so die please.
- People who begin their insults with "I'm sorry, but..." (Women are notorious for pulling this shit off.)
- Healthy eating commercials. Piss the fuck off.
- People who make harmful lies.
- Self-centred, hedonistic wankers who make our lives a misery: gangsters, chavs, pimps, etc.
- Really selfish people (most of them are young).
- People who tell me that I live in a box because they don't relate to my lifestyle. (Get the fuck out out of here, you pompous, overbearing socialites.)
Them too!
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Aspies acting like NTs, eg. expecting other aspies to have NT superpowers, acting like angel fluffy bunnys, telling another aspie and autie to grow up just because they have immature emotions or social skills.
aspies wanting to define what NTs are like. ::)
Hey, I've gotten that crap from them and the last thing I need it getting it from my own kind who also share the same conditon or spectrum as me or the same problems but yet turn around and treat their own kind just like how NTs treat them and we should know better because we're in the same boat. We should know how it feels to be treated like that. I see them bashing about NTs and complaining how badly they are treated by them but yet they turn around and do the same to others who share the same conditon as them or spectrum. Another thing that pisses me off.
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A bit disappointed that you didn't mention me, SG.
Looks like I'm not trying hard enough. :'(
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9. Drivers who don't know how to use or indicate properly on roundabouts.
8. Four-wheel-drive vehicles that are never used for four-wheel-driving.
I hate roundabouts
I agree with you on the people with four-wheel-drive vehicles I have no idea why most people have them they say it's for the snow but you don't need a Ford Excursion for that.
I'd add all those guys who buy pick up trucks to use as cars and never put anything in the back they drive up the prices of them for people like me who uses it for work and hauling things
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In no particular order:
- Inertia (particularly mine)
- Clutter
- White walls (get some creativity, I beg you!)
- Cleaning food gunk out of a sink that doesn't have a garborator
- The idea that it matters who overtakes who on a highway and who gets where 10 seconds quicker
- People who continually post in a thread bitching about how boring it is
- Unreasonable cautiousness (particularly mine)
- People who think that just because they emote out loud when they're upset and scorn emotion when they're not, that they're more "real" or "honest" than other people
- People who tell you to "take it easy", "get a life", "relax", "go with the flow", or otherwise invalidate passion
- Dust, when you don't have a vacuum cleaner
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Jessica is all of them :wanker: :wanker:
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Drivers with gun pointed at You.
Computer that does not work.
Being tired all the time.
Narrow minded people.
Calluses on feet.
Being bored.
Evolution.
Religious Fundamentalists.
Messy apartment.
Non intelligent people.
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A bit disappointed that you didn't mention me, SG.
Looks like I'm not trying hard enough. :'(
Do I need to mention you? It's already obvious and I am working on not saying things that don't need to be said. I ignore you pretty much on here unless I want to do combats.
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A bit disappointed that you didn't mention me, SG.
Looks like I'm not trying hard enough. :'(
I ignore you pretty much on here unless I want to do combats.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f1/MK_Scorpion_Cropped.jpg/150px-MK_Scorpion_Cropped.jpg)
YOU RANG?!
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why only 10? i'm struggling to keep the list down. :laugh:
1. irresponsibility.
2. injustice.
3. wilful ignorance.
4. inconsiderateness.
5. my own "failings".
6. small dogs which look like nightdress cases on legs.
7. corporate mentality.
8. globalisation resulting in the destruction of cultural diversity.
9. stupidity.
10. everyone else. :laugh:
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In no particular order:
- Arrogant students (especially the psychology ones). You don't know squat about me or how I operate, so die please.
- People who begin their insults with "I'm sorry, but..." (Women are notorious for pulling this shit off.)
- Jamie Oliver. Fuck off and leave me in peace with my steak & kidney pie. Learning disabled cunt.
- That guy. He's a manipulative twat who makes caravans for a living.
- Healthy eating commercials. Piss the fuck off.
- People who make harmful lies.
- Self-centred, hedonistic wankers who make our lives a misery: gangsters, chavs, pimps, etc.
- Really selfish people (most of them are young).
- People who tell me that I live in a box because they don't relate to my lifestyle. (Get the fuck out out of here, you pompous, overbearing socialites.)
- People like Ahayes who don't stand up for themselves just because life isn't going their way. Instead, they have to post pictures of their suicidal attempts on the internet. (Vertical, not horizontial.)
greedy, amoral corporate bastards. the boards of Nestle and (who cares?) spring to mind.
(http://www.sweetstall.com/acatalog/Kit-Kat-Chunky_Milk.jpg)
Kiss and make up, Dunc -- with a chunky kit-kat. :laugh:
Think this is for me? My douchebag is a bit rusty. I think it's... hold on... yes, he's asking someone to remove the gerbil from his ass. Yes, I think that's it, but I don't know. Even though I know everything. Because I'm a student.
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Drivers with gun pointed at You.
QFT
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- People who begin their insults with "I'm sorry, but..." (Women are notorious for pulling this shit off.)
Or people who say, "I don't want to be mean, but..." and then they say something mean.
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- People who begin their insults with "I'm sorry, but..." (Women are notorious for pulling this shit off.)
Or people who say, "I don't want to be mean, but..." and then they say something mean.
"I don't want to be mean, but I am an ass and going to be mean anyway" is what they should say :grrr:
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"No offense, but.."
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Yeah, just stop that sentence right there.
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"No offense, but.."
Yeah, just stop that sentence right there.
Haha yes. Exactly.
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The fact that even if it was hours ago that I put lotion on my hands and they get wet, dormant lotion particles come to life and effectively make my hands coated in slime.
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Can we call you the slug queen?
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Jessica calling me at 2 am when I got to get up early the next morning, oh what true love does. Blinds a man into not caring. Her time is at night :wanker: :wanker: So is mine, because I herd her voice. Horny f u c k n anyway.
The next 10 things on my list are JESSICA ALSO.
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Lame spammers.
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Gareth & Amy, will someone Please put both of them in a Coma(@ least) :grrr:
Ive decided that Im going to try to track down their address and telephone # and harass them. There aint much those Lymie's can do since I live in the US. :evillaugh:
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there's actually quite a lot they can do. you'd be surprised. ::)
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SUCH AS
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call them, harass them, and find out. or do your own fucking homework.
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call them, harass them, and find out. or do your own fucking homework.
:LMAO:
With crime comes knowledge.
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or do your own fucking homework.
:wanker:
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not THAT kind of homework. :P
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:popcorn:
I'm not defending AFF any more, but, I'm curious as to why, specifically, your attitude towards it has changed??? Thats not criticism, but, you were clearly upset whenever they had a downtime as you mentioned on AI and AP not that long ago. You have credibility with me as to your opinions about AFF, unlike Lil' Richard, who was not there or invested that much and calls me a faggot for defending it. ::) Your opinions to me are the nail in the coffin as to why I'll never go back there again.
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call them, harass them, and find out. or do your own fucking homework.
odeon speaks from experience here. He came out with his family to Disneyland and called me up and started stalking me..... I had to call the Orange County Sheriff on his ass. ;) ;D
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Who the fuck is JESSICA?
BTW
3)Lymies
4)fags(in general)
Honestly, its not that I actually hate gay individuals, as much as it is a disdain for gay culture.I certainly Do despise the effeminate fags(effeminate men in genera-even if they're straight) because of their politcal correctness and their fucking stupid constant social games. They act like insecure Teenage Girls baraging people with snotty insults and catty putdowns.
:violin:
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Who the fuck is JESSICA?
BTW
3)Lymies
4)fags(in general)
Honestly, its not that I actually hate gay individuals, as much as it is a disdain for gay culture.I certainly Do despise the effeminate fags(effeminate men in genera-even if they're straight) because of their politcal correctness and their fucking stupid constant social games. They act like insecure Teenage Girls baraging people with snotty insults and catty putdowns.
:violin:
QFT :agreed: The fucking COWARDS!!!
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I rather enjoy making snotty comments
and snide put downs. Fits in with my
image as a fop.
Then again, I rather like pounding someone
into the pavement too. :laugh:
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I use direct insults and puttdowns cuz indirectness if for cuntbags and faggots ;D
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One takes pleasure in the subtle.
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call them, harass them, and find out. or do your own fucking homework.
odeon speaks from experience here. He came out with his family to Disneyland and called me up and started stalking me..... I had to call the Orange County Sheriff on his ass. ;) ;D
OMFG!!! THE CRAZY SWEDE IS BACK!!!
How've you been, bud?
EDIT: Meh. It's only Scrapheap.
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call them, harass them, and find out. or do your own fucking homework.
odeon speaks from experience here. He came out with his family to Disneyland and called me up and started stalking me..... I had to call the Orange County Sheriff on his ass. ;) ;D
oh, so that was you in the mouse outfit?
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Can we call you the slug queen?
lol :plus:
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1. Ideal weight charts from the 1940s, that are still in use, today
2. Short shorts that ate sold in all sizes in the women's department of most stores, and those being the only ones availible. A lot of women can't wear them for different reasons.
3. How middle aged women are starting to talk like Valley Girls in my part of the world. It's bad enough hearing that prissy gramar from a 16 year old girl. I don't need to hear it from my mother.
4. Blackouts. I can't go on the Internet, during a blackout.
5. When a biker revs up his Harley.
That's all I can think of, for now.