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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:03:55 AM

Title: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:03:55 AM
That's right, you little attention whore!  My bad mother-effin' ass is calling out the little bitch.  Let's go!  You and me!  Mano y Werberto!  The head versus the heart!  Dominant and submissive!  Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin!  I will beat you like a redheaded stepchild.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 01:13:32 AM
You beter watch out, Werbert will kick your ass!!

Hmmm but then again this is the thing werbert was famous for. It would'nt be hard for the Antiwerbert to think this one up....... :eyebrow:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:18:51 AM
I change my mind.  I might have to call out Shitheap for having that queer Fred Durst in his avatar.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 01:21:45 AM
I would'nt go there if I was you. I've been hired to do a hit on the Antiwerbert!!  :tooledup:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:24:11 AM
Who the fuck is the antiwerbert?  I'm the only Werbert here, so you must be talking to me.  I don't see anyone else here.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 01:28:16 AM
The Antiwerbert who's appearance harbingers the apocalypse!! The Antiwerbert must die!!!  :grrr: :arrr: :flame: :fingers: :jedi: :swords: :vader: :snake: :flamer:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:29:49 AM
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/4e/300px-Cap038_travis.jpg)

I'm De Niro and you're Jodie Foster.  I will fuck you up.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 01:31:01 AM
I'm Chuck Lidell and you're Randy Coulture.  :wanker:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:33:31 AM
Oh, yeah, UFC, let's watch two roided up freaks beat the shit out of each other.  Real mature, shitpile.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 01:35:45 AM
As opposed to De Niro who'se a washed-up hollywood has-been??
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:37:19 AM
I didn't say I liked him.  I was using him as a reference.  It's called "name-dropping."

By the way, how do you like my signature, Debrismound?
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 01:38:11 AM
I can do better!
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:42:39 AM
Mmmm....Mom's smegma  :hornysign: :hornysign: :hornysign:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 01:44:46 AM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!! Gross!!!!!!!! :oral:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:45:35 AM
Why are you going on and on about this cuntford...whatever?  Is that some kind of queer code that means you wanna have anal sex with me?
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:47:04 AM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!! Gross!!!!!!!! :oral:
My mom's dick cheese is teh shit!  If you ever say otherwise, I will smack you upside the head.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 01:48:19 AM
No, it's the official royal title of your moms pussy.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:50:09 AM
No, it's the official royal title of your moms pussy.
Yeah, that's right.  My mom's pussy is royalty.  That's why I spend every day there licking up the smegma.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 01:52:14 AM
That would certianly explain your breath!!
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:53:26 AM
Why, thank you.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 01:56:06 AM
So long as you enjoy smelling like rotten fish, you're welcome  ;)
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 01:59:48 AM
Fuck, I suck at calling people out.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 02:01:37 AM
It's OK, you'll get better as time goes on..

Come on I'll buy the first beer  :glug:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 02:02:52 AM
BTW, who gave you the karhma point??
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 02:04:45 AM
What karma point?
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 02:07:13 AM
the one on your profile.(its on the left above your online status) I just gave you another one.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 02:09:48 AM
Karma ponts!  WTF good are those?!  That's like two lesbians adopting a little boy!
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 02:14:45 AM
So, now what?  Now that you gave me one, do I have to give you one?  And then do we start sucking each other's dicks?
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 02:16:23 AM
Intensity IS a popularity contest. So you, as the AntiWerbert, are screwed. The real werbert would have a bazzillion karma points by now.  ::) ;)
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 02:17:41 AM
So, now what?  Now that you gave me one, do I have to give you one?  And then do we start sucking each other's dicks?

Well, in your case, at least it would'nt take long!! :LMAO:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 02:18:00 AM
Fuck the real werbert, whoever he is.  This is my house. :slap: :slap: :slap:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 02:19:10 AM
That's right.  I do come too soon every time I have sex with your dog.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 02:20:38 AM
My dog enjoys it.  :laugh:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 02:21:27 AM
Fuck the real werbert, whoever he is.  This is my house. :slap: :slap: :slap:

We have to tell werbert that he has a Doppelganger.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 02:31:18 AM
WHO THE FUCK IS THE OTHER WERBERT?  There'd better not be some fucker out there with my name!
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 02:33:41 AM
Are you there, you stupid cunt?
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 02:35:12 AM
YES, I'm here. I was waiting for werbert to post a reply for his conspiracy against the government.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 02:36:10 AM
WTF are you talking about?
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 02:40:50 AM
What?? I did'nt say anything about a conspiracy!! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........Look at the monkey... look at the silly monkey.   :stoned:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 02:42:22 AM
Dude, take my advice and get back on the meds.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 02:45:10 AM
You're just jelous that the voices don't talk to YOU!!  :razz:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 02:46:15 AM
Fuck this.  I'm gonna go look at porn.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: richard on October 29, 2006, 03:27:01 PM
thread locked.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Draggon on October 29, 2006, 03:36:06 PM
nope
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: richard on October 29, 2006, 03:38:44 PM
well whats the point of it? two people talking to each other and the person whos this thread is about doesn't even post here?
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Callaway on October 29, 2006, 03:44:33 PM
For all we know, the person this thread is about is posting here, as the real Werbert.

Maybe he has a split personality or something.  He claims to be communicating with the "other" Werbert on WP.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: richard on October 29, 2006, 03:46:54 PM
hm. maybe but i doubt it
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 05:05:21 PM
For all we know, the person this thread is about is posting here, as the real Werbert.

Maybe he has a split personality or something.  He claims to be communicating with the "other" Werbert on WP.
DON"T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH!!!
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Callaway on October 29, 2006, 05:21:57 PM
For all we know, the person this thread is about is posting here, as the real Werbert.

Maybe he has a split personality or something.  He claims to be communicating with the "other" Werbert on WP.
DON"T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH!!!

I'm not putting words in your mouth, Werbert.  You said:

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=1687.msg69217#msg69217

Werbert is sad that nobody made any mention of the comments he posted.

By the way, I haven't changed any of my opinions.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 05:23:52 PM
It's called telepathy.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: odeon on October 29, 2006, 06:04:15 PM
-yawn-
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 06:56:01 PM
-yawn-
I'm so sorry.  I forgot my sole purpose here is to keep the great odeon amused.  It won't happen again. :squit:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 09:31:32 PM

I'm not putting words in your mouth, Werbert.  You said:

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=1687.msg69217#msg69217

Werbert is sad that nobody made any mention of the comments he posted.

By the way, I haven't changed any of my opinions.

I see you have voices of your own that talk to you.  ::)
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Callaway on October 29, 2006, 09:38:20 PM

I'm not putting words in your mouth, Werbert.  You said:

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=1687.msg69217#msg69217

Werbert is sad that nobody made any mention of the comments he posted.

By the way, I haven't changed any of my opinions.


I see you have voices of your own that talk to you.  ::)

?????????????????????
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 09:39:40 PM
No, not you, ..... Werbert.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 09:40:10 PM


I see you have voices of your own that talk to you.  ::)
Just one, besides my own.  And it is far more interesting than any of yours.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 09:45:23 PM


I see you have voices of your own that talk to you.  ::)
Just one, besides my own.  And it is far more interesting than any of yours.

You have'nt even met all my voices!! :P :P :P
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 10:04:15 PM


I see you have voices of your own that talk to you.  ::)
Just one, besides my own.  And it is far more interesting than any of yours.

You have'nt even met all my voices!! :P :P :P
That's because you guys never come over any more.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 10:08:28 PM
WP does'nt let all my voices talk to people. I'm suprised I did'nt get banned for some of the things I said to RobertN.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 10:12:23 PM
Tell me about it.  I set up just one sock puppet account and he who shall not be named caught it almost immediately.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 10:16:49 PM
was this recently??
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 10:18:33 PM
I created the account last Saturday.  Alex told me about it on Friday.  It was covered in the thread announcing my arrival.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 10:26:31 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh that explains  his remarks. What was the username??
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 10:29:42 PM
Scrapheap
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 10:33:27 PM
I'm not sure which was more dumb.

Me asking, or your answer.  ::) :-\ :-X :stoned: :blonde:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 10:40:25 PM
You asking.

Actually, the username was.....

(Drumroll)
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 10:57:05 PM
Drumroll.......
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 11:02:46 PM
Oooooooookaaaaaaaaaaayy

dadumdadumdadumdadumdadumdadumdadumdadumdadum...
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 11:04:14 PM
.........................................................................................
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 11:12:12 PM
Needless to say, my dissapointmet equals that of every woman you've been with.  >:D
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Werbert on October 29, 2006, 11:14:53 PM
So you are not disappointed at all.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 11:15:47 PM
I'm about to slit my wrists.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 29, 2006, 11:19:23 PM
Wowah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did you just delete your account???
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Leto729 on October 29, 2006, 11:57:46 PM
Yeah I am wondering that Myself.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 30, 2006, 12:24:45 AM
werbert just posted this:


http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=19154 (http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=19154)
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Leto729 on October 30, 2006, 02:16:33 AM
Yeah eve WP is not for Him anymore either.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2006, 03:23:33 AM
werbert just posted this:


http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=19154 (http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=19154)

Can you give me a rough idea what it said?  The topic is gone already.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Callaway on October 30, 2006, 04:20:24 AM
werbert just posted this:


http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=19154 (http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=19154)

Can you give me a rough idea what it said?  The topic is gone already.

Quote from: werbert, on WP
Hello, friends. Lately, I've come to realize that Wrong Planet, and forums in general, just aren't for me. While I have enjoyed my time here, the interactions and anonoymity afforded by the internet have magnified some...unpleasant sides of my personality. Therefore, I have decided to give up my membership here and leave for good.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: odeon on October 30, 2006, 04:45:35 AM
-yawn-
I'm so sorry.  I forgot my sole purpose here is to keep the great odeon amused.  It won't happen again. :squit:

So, entertain me. :slap:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: richard on October 30, 2006, 09:52:55 AM
Why did you just delete your account???
he got owned by the internet, happens all the time!!
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: DirtDawg on October 30, 2006, 10:40:22 AM
Why did you just delete your account???
he got owned by the internet, happens all the time!!
I'm sure you're right. It's not the first time, either, I'll bet. He'll be back under a whole new premise.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Leto729 on October 30, 2006, 01:33:07 PM
werbert just posted this:


http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=19154 (http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=19154)

Can you give me a rough idea what it said?  The topic is gone already.
It is still there it is The Haven.

"Lately, I've come to realize that the Wrong Planet, and forums in general, just aren't for me. While I have enjoyed my time here, the interactions and anonoymity afforded by the internet have magnified some...unpleasant sides of my personality. Therefore, I havedecided to give up my membership here and leave for good."

That is the main points.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: hiroshima on October 30, 2006, 02:06:00 PM
We lost him  :'(.  It was nice while it lasted.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: DirtDawg on October 30, 2006, 02:08:43 PM
Quote from: werbert at WP
"Lately, I've come to realize that the Wrong Planet, and forums in general, just aren't for me. While I have enjoyed my time here, the interactions and anonoymity afforded by the internet have magnified some...unpleasant sides of my personality. Therefore, I havedecided to give up my membership here and leave for good."

That is the main points.


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Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: hiroshima on October 30, 2006, 02:09:39 PM
Come back werbert! :cheer:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Leto729 on October 30, 2006, 02:18:47 PM
Yeah it to bad He has left the building.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: McGiver on October 30, 2006, 02:59:16 PM
fuck the rapist.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: DirtDawg on October 30, 2006, 03:22:27 PM
Note to werbert:

When you get done crying your little river, build a bridge and get over it.   We'll see you then.

MOD:
No problem McJ, but the message stays.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: odeon on October 30, 2006, 03:27:51 PM
fuck the rapist.

Agreed. I was among the people who invited him here, but now I'm glad he deleted his account. He crossed the line with his rapist thread.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: DirtDawg on October 30, 2006, 03:50:28 PM
fuck the rapist.

 He crossed the line with his rapist thread.
I think so, too. A decent troll can at least get people fired up and polarized. That's all he was trying to do.

 I really should get rid of that wiggly message I left for him, shouldn't I? It's giving me a headache just trying to ignore it. Someone flip me off and I'll ditch it.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: hiroshima on October 30, 2006, 03:55:40 PM
What rapist thread?
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: DirtDawg on October 30, 2006, 04:00:42 PM
What rapist thread?

Rapist support (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=1699.0)

There's a great pic of what looks like evidence collection, posted by Callaway. It seems someone has lost a scrotum.

<yoda voice> Hmmm ... lost? ... found one I'd say ... he he he! </yoda voice>
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 30, 2006, 07:54:39 PM
fuck the rapist.

you should fuck him, not us  :laugh: :eyebrows:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: McGiver on October 30, 2006, 10:26:22 PM
fuck the rapist.

 He crossed the line with his rapist thread.
I think so, too. A decent troll can at least get people fired up and polarized. That's all he was trying to do.

 I really should get rid of that wiggly message I left for him, shouldn't I? It's giving me a headache just trying to ignore it. Someone flip me off and I'll ditch it.
:finger:
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 30, 2006, 10:48:46 PM
fuck the rapist.

Agreed. I was among the people who invited him here, but now I'm glad he deleted his account. He crossed the line with his rapist thread.

I simply took it as dark humor.......... I guess that's what 4 years in the Marines will do to your head though.  :-\
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Leto729 on October 31, 2006, 04:32:29 PM
I think the thread went nowhere since it was locked by Him and He left then.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: odeon on October 31, 2006, 05:42:05 PM
It was his point, most likely.
Title: Re: I call out...Werbert!
Post by: Chaos on October 31, 2006, 07:29:41 PM
Damn, I missed all the fuss!  Probably just as well, I got a cold and feel like shit.  Good thing I'm not on ...yet!