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Title: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Soleiyu on September 11, 2009, 04:05:06 AM
When I first noticed this, I thought it was coincidence. However, up until now, every jew I've spent more than just a few minutes getting to know have eventually farted in public. Is it genetical or is it some cultural thing the Talmud teaches?

Have someone else noticed this. I'm 100% serious, this is not something I just made up. The jews I met all have farted around people several times. I'm not saying others don't do it too, but every jew I've met have done it so they seem a bit overrepresented.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: matthe on September 11, 2009, 04:14:12 AM
1.    jew fart   
Phonetic spelling of the commonly spoken, "Did you fart?" The abbreviation comes from rapidly saying "Did you" as one syllable.
Guy: Jew Fart?
Girl: No, jew?
Guy: Oh, yeah!
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: TheoK on September 11, 2009, 04:15:40 AM
In Germany Judenfurz was a pretty strong cubic formed firecracker.

Now you'll end up in jail if you dare to insult the chosen people in that way, of course.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Soleiyu on September 11, 2009, 06:45:33 AM
In Germany Judenfurz was a pretty strong cubic formed firecracker.

Now you'll end up in jail if you dare to insult the chosen people in that way, of course.

The chosen people soon won't have any allies left. Everyone is tired of them and the new generations aren't bound by guilt for what "Hitler did". There will be a new holocaust eventually, the jews are begging for it.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 11, 2009, 10:40:15 AM
For a start, I'm the chosen one, and I didn't invite them to the meetings....

Besides, the reason they fart in public is cos there is a limit on how much of a tight arse one can be....  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: jman on September 11, 2009, 12:16:40 PM
Can someone please explain they're hate for Jews? I have never seen a religious group hated on as much as the Jews.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Soleiyu on September 11, 2009, 12:37:47 PM
Can someone please explain they're hate for Jews? I have never seen a religious group hated on as much as the Jews.

They live as culturally alien minority groups in influential countries and they want the power in those countries.

They refuse to adapt and just become normal citizens, they jewish part always comes first.

They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

Also, if the jews were erased once and for all, there would be no jew argument to use when people ask why the muslims and other immigrants destroy the world. So the genocide would continue into the middle east. With Israel smashed it would server as the perfect base for the new alliance of Neo Teutonic Knights among others. From there the entire middle east could be attack and it's evils defeated.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: jman on September 11, 2009, 01:46:42 PM
Can someone please explain they're hate for Jews? I have never seen a religious group hated on as much as the Jews.

They live as culturally alien minority groups in influential countries and they want the power in those countries.

They refuse to adapt and just become normal citizens, they jewish part always comes first.

They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

Also, if the jews were erased once and for all, there would be no jew argument to use when people ask why the muslims and other immigrants destroy the world. So the genocide would continue into the middle east. With Israel smashed it would server as the perfect base for the new alliance of Neo Teutonic Knights among others. From there the entire middle east could be attack and it's evils defeated.


Can you name specific examples to backup your claims?

and as far refusing "to adapt and become normal citizens", wouldn't that apply to people with AS? Should we be eradicated too?
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Adam on September 11, 2009, 02:20:52 PM
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

Quote
They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite 

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: jman on September 11, 2009, 03:37:20 PM
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

Quote
They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite 

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


Ahhh now I see what's going on here, he's projecting all the negative things about himself on the jews since they're an easy scapegoat.

However this begs the question, why are you jews such an easy target?
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 11, 2009, 07:16:25 PM
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

Quote
They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite 

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


No, he's trying too hard to be like Lit.... :lol:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Soleiyu on September 11, 2009, 07:22:02 PM
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

Quote
They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite  

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


No, he's trying too hard to be like Lit.... :lol:

Lit doesn't even have half the reputation I do on certain swedish boards but since he's your only reference and "one of the family" here I'm not surprised you need to compare me to him in terms of who's most crazy.

About Hitler. I am a sort of Neo-Hitler. It can't be helped. However I am more than that. If Hitler was brown then I'm multistriped in blue, white, brown, black and magenta.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Soleiyu on September 11, 2009, 07:27:42 PM
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

Quote
They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite 

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


Ahhh now I see what's going on here, he's projecting all the negative things about himself on the jews since they're an easy scapegoat.

However this begs the question, why are you jews such an easy target?

There are countless people I dislike/hate more than jews. I just find jews filthy and a bit annoying. Since everyone hates them anyway their age of privilege will end in the coming generations.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 11, 2009, 09:15:39 PM
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

Quote
They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite  

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


No, he's trying too hard to be like Lit.... :lol:

Lit doesn't even have half the reputation I do on certain swedish boards but since he's your only reference and "one of the family" here I'm not surprised you need to compare me to him in terms of who's most crazy.

About Hitler. I am a sort of Neo-Hitler. It can't be helped. However I am more than that. If Hitler was brown then I'm multistriped in blue, white, brown, black and magenta.

Lit at least has the skill to blow shit up......  :evillaugh:

What besides a sphigmanomometer have you blown up?
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Adam on September 11, 2009, 09:30:42 PM
watch out dude.. this guy has a bad reputation on swedish forums... he is wellard :wanker:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 11, 2009, 09:35:55 PM
OOH, I'm scared  :hide:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: SleepyDragon on September 11, 2009, 10:00:09 PM
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

Quote
They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite  

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


No, he's trying too hard to be like Lit.... :lol:

Lit doesn't even have half the reputation I do on certain swedish boards but since he's your only reference and "one of the family" here I'm not surprised you need to compare me to him in terms of who's most crazy.

About Hitler. I am a sort of Neo-Hitler. It can't be helped. However I am more than that. If Hitler was brown then I'm multistriped in blue, white, brown, black and magenta.

For some reason I find this hilarious. :green:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 11, 2009, 10:03:44 PM
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

Quote
They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite  

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


No, he's trying too hard to be like Lit.... :lol:

Lit doesn't even have half the reputation I do on certain swedish boards but since he's your only reference and "one of the family" here I'm not surprised you need to compare me to him in terms of who's most crazy.

About Hitler. I am a sort of Neo-Hitler. It can't be helped. However I am more than that. If Hitler was brown then I'm multistriped in blue, white, brown, black and magenta.

For some reason I find this hilarious. :green:

he forgot hot pink and lime green..... :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: TheoK on September 12, 2009, 01:01:25 AM
Lit doesn't even have half the reputation I do on certain swedish boards but since he's your only reference and "one of the family" here I'm not surprised you need to compare me to him in terms of who's most crazy.

Uhm, yes, I have, though not under any of the usernames here.









Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Soleiyu on September 12, 2009, 06:05:42 AM
Lit doesn't even have half the reputation I do on certain swedish boards but since he's your only reference and "one of the family" here I'm not surprised you need to compare me to him in terms of who's most crazy.

Uhm, yes, I have, though not under any of the usernames here.

Some of my earlier actions resulted in a slight increase of racial hatred towards certain ethnic groups in Sweden, outside of the internet, which were previously not high priority for racists. I've met some of my victims on other sites and even one who was "converted" and became a fanatical follower of racial biology in order to "clear his people's name" by enlightening them on their real origins. This was a normal 16-year old kid with good grades without any dirt in his background who was so seriously offended by my propaganda that he dropped his pride alltogether and accepted some of the things I said as true and instead tried to make others "not behave" that way so people like me wouldn't be racists towards them.

I've had a slight, but still visible, impact on how a certain ethnic group is percieved in Sweden. Some members of that group have even named me on various blogs saying "we are targeted because of that guy and his sick propaganda. Attitudes towards us have become worse because of him". Sweden is a small country so it's not impossible for one person to make a difference, even over the internet.

This is many years ago now however but the aftereffects can still be seen even though I'm not nearly as passionate about it anymore. I'm just hating randomly these days. People still make internet posts about how much they dislike this certain ethnic group and interest in the culture and psychology of this group has increased. Before I started my campaign there was not a single hate post made about that specific ethnic group, mainly because most people can't separate "one sandnigger from another" but these days you see my "teachings" have spread and people have adopted them even without knowing where they came from in the first place. I've created a sort of chain reaction of racism and this takes some charisma. So to whoever said I don't have charisma, think again.

I single-handedly founded a new form of racism in Sweden, similar to antisemitism. I'm one of the most influential crazy people in swedish internet-troll (even though I'm technically not 100% troll) history. I have a patented signature style which is actually widely known. Even though it's comparable to winning the special olympics for hamsters or similar, I'm still a prophet among those refered to as "trolls".
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: TheoK on September 12, 2009, 06:15:44 AM
Oh, I made one person change his last name (he really deserves it; he's a piece of shit) get rid of all his phone numbers and live on a false address, without doing anything outside the internet.

I was also once very close to completely shut down the board where I found you.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Blasted on September 12, 2009, 07:14:37 AM
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

Quote
They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite 

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


No, he's trying too hard to be like Lit.... :lol:

Lit doesn't even have half the reputation I do on certain swedish boards but since he's your only reference and "one of the family" here I'm not surprised you need to compare me to him in terms of who's most crazy.

About Hitler. I am a sort of Neo-Hitler. It can't be helped. However I am more than that. If Hitler was brown then I'm multistriped in blue, white, brown, black and magenta.

For some reason I find this hilarious. :green:

Especially the addition of magenta  :laugh:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Blasted on September 12, 2009, 07:17:19 AM
Lit doesn't even have half the reputation I do on certain swedish boards but since he's your only reference and "one of the family" here I'm not surprised you need to compare me to him in terms of who's most crazy.

Uhm, yes, I have, though not under any of the usernames here.

Some of my earlier actions resulted in a slight increase of racial hatred towards certain ethnic groups in Sweden, outside of the internet, which were previously not high priority for racists. I've met some of my victims on other sites and even one who was "converted" and became a fanatical follower of racial biology in order to "clear his people's name" by enlightening them on their real origins. This was a normal 16-year old kid with good grades without any dirt in his background who was so seriously offended by my propaganda that he dropped his pride alltogether and accepted some of the things I said as true and instead tried to make others "not behave" that way so people like me wouldn't be racists towards them.

I've had a slight, but still visible, impact on how a certain ethnic group is percieved in Sweden. Some members of that group have even named me on various blogs saying "we are targeted because of that guy and his sick propaganda. Attitudes towards us have become worse because of him". Sweden is a small country so it's not impossible for one person to make a difference, even over the internet.

This is many years ago now however but the aftereffects can still be seen even though I'm not nearly as passionate about it anymore. I'm just hating randomly these days. People still make internet posts about how much they dislike this certain ethnic group and interest in the culture and psychology of this group has increased. Before I started my campaign there was not a single hate post made about that specific ethnic group, mainly because most people can't separate "one sandnigger from another" but these days you see my "teachings" have spread and people have adopted them even without knowing where they came from in the first place. I've created a sort of chain reaction of racism and this takes some charisma. So to whoever said I don't have charisma, think again.

I single-handedly founded a new form of racism in Sweden, similar to antisemitism. I'm one of the most influential crazy people in swedish internet-troll (even though I'm technically not 100% troll) history. I have a patented signature style which is actually widely known. Even though it's comparable to winning the special olympics for hamsters or similar, I'm still a prophet among those refered to as "trolls".

You're AMAZING!  :worship:




 ::)
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Phlexor on September 12, 2009, 02:12:46 PM
Amazing? I bet it's all made up.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Soleiyu on September 12, 2009, 02:17:46 PM
Amazing? I bet it's all made up.

No, it's true. I'm the founder of anti-persianism/iranianism in Sweden. If people have forgotten doesn't matter to me, it just helps the racism grow when the propaganda I spread isn't linked to a single "crazy" individual. When people just take it for granted, like with any racism, the seed can never be uprooted. However, it was me who started it.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: TheoK on September 12, 2009, 02:19:12 PM
Iranians are among the non-European foreigners that I have the least against. They're usually well educated and intelligent.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Soleiyu on September 12, 2009, 02:26:44 PM
Iranians are among the non-European foreigners that I have the least against. They're usually well educated and intelligent.

You are uneducated and living on tax payer money yourself, why do you admire the iranians when they think of you as worthless? In their culture, only people with a diploma have existential rights. Knowledge is secondary or irrelevant to them. They just want money and flashy cars.

Iranians are like milk with onion. Milk but not quite. They aren't truly european, not truly oriental/middle eastern. They are like a distortion of the white race. They look like whites who had their skin, features and body smell mutated. All the decadent, sodomite and swiny behaviour of the middle east has it's origin in the ancient Persian empire.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Phlexor on September 12, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
Amazing? I bet it's all made up.

No, it's true. I'm the founder of anti-persianism/iranianism in Sweden. If people have forgotten doesn't matter to me, it just helps the racism grow when the propaganda I spread isn't linked to a single "crazy" individual. When people just take it for granted, like with any racism, the seed can never be uprooted. However, it was me who started it.

Hahaha, what bullshit! Your lies don't impress anyone but yourself you know. Perhaps Lit as well, but that isn't really saying anything.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: TheoK on September 12, 2009, 02:29:23 PM
Iranians are among the non-European foreigners that I have the least against. They're usually well educated and intelligent.

You are uneducated and living on tax payer money yourself, why do you admire the iranians when they think of you as worthless? In their culture, only people with a diploma have existential rights. Knowledge is secondary or irrelevant to them. They just want money and flashy cars.

Iranians are like milk with onion. Milk but not quite. They aren't truly european, not truly oriental/middle eastern. They are like a distortion of the white race. They look like whites who had their skin, features and body smell mutated. All the decadent, sodomite and swiny behaviour of the middle east has it's origin in the ancient Persian empire.

I'm not uneducated. I'm living on taxpayer money, though. I don't care what Iranians think of me.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Soleiyu on September 12, 2009, 02:32:42 PM
Iranians are among the non-European foreigners that I have the least against. They're usually well educated and intelligent.

You are uneducated and living on tax payer money yourself, why do you admire the iranians when they think of you as worthless? In their culture, only people with a diploma have existential rights. Knowledge is secondary or irrelevant to them. They just want money and flashy cars.

Iranians are like milk with onion. Milk but not quite. They aren't truly european, not truly oriental/middle eastern. They are like a distortion of the white race. They look like whites who had their skin, features and body smell mutated. All the decadent, sodomite and swiny behaviour of the middle east has it's origin in the ancient Persian empire.

I'm not uneducated. I'm living on taxpayer money, though. I don't care what Iranians think of me.

It's people with that general view of iranians "they are well integrated and educated" etc who I mainly targeted with my anti-persianism campaigns. Most people who say that iranians aren't "that bad" don't know what lies beneath the surface. I could write an entire book about what a lesser race they are. They have everything Hitler accused the jews of but lack one thing the jews do have, the sense of belonging together and being a people. Iranians are like rats and vultures who would sell their neighbour for status and money. Jews at least work together.

Jews are "more dangerous" in this way, but iranians are a thousand times more vulgar and disgusting. The fact that iranians don't cooperate but instead compete with each other and backstab each other when possible means they will just water out and dissapear and leave nothing but a taint on the genepool in the end, but they are however in the present state a nuisance and immigration from Iran must be stopped.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 12, 2009, 08:09:14 PM
Iranians are among the non-European foreigners that I have the least against. They're usually well educated and intelligent.

You are uneducated and living on tax payer money yourself, why do you admire the iranians when they think of you as worthless? In their culture, only people with a diploma have existential rights. Knowledge is secondary or irrelevant to them. They just want money and flashy cars.

Iranians are like milk with onion. Milk but not quite. They aren't truly european, not truly oriental/middle eastern. They are like a distortion of the white race. They look like whites who had their skin, features and body smell mutated. All the decadent, sodomite and swiny behaviour of the middle east has it's origin in the ancient Persian empire.

I'm not uneducated. I'm living on taxpayer money, though. I don't care what Iranians think of me.

It's people with that general view of iranians "they are well integrated and educated" etc who I mainly targeted with my anti-persianism campaigns. Most people who say that iranians aren't "that bad" don't know what lies beneath the surface. I could write an entire book about what a lesser race they are. They have everything Hitler accused the jews of but lack one thing the jews do have, the sense of belonging together and being a people. Iranians are like rats and vultures who would sell their neighbour for status and money. Jews at least work together.

Jews are "more dangerous" in this way, but iranians are a thousand times more vulgar and disgusting. The fact that iranians don't cooperate but instead compete with each other and backstab each other when possible means they will just water out and dissapear and leave nothing but a taint on the genepool in the end, but they are however in the present state a nuisance and immigration from Iran must be stopped.

Methinks thou doth protesteth too much.....  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Untermensch on September 13, 2009, 03:07:01 AM
Why do so many hate the Jews, what have to Jews ever done to them?
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: eris on June 24, 2011, 12:38:18 PM
sometimes I get gas when i am looking for movies to rent. I think it is the walking really slowly, and constant bending over.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: lutra on June 24, 2011, 02:27:47 PM
^ Well, it's ok if you're circumcised  :P  :P
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: eris on June 25, 2011, 08:10:00 AM
I just went to get the mail and let one fly. Maybe I'm secretly Jewish.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Semicolon on June 25, 2011, 10:25:20 AM
Soleiyu asked the important questions. :M :meditate:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on June 26, 2011, 11:13:05 PM
Soleiyu asked the important questions. :M :meditate:

To which the answer was 'fuck off!'
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 19, 2011, 09:23:09 PM
It is obviously their way of getting back at the world for the gas chambers :asthing:



OK, that was in very bad taste :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: skyblue1 on September 19, 2011, 09:48:52 PM
It is obviously their way of getting back at the world for the gas chambers :asthing:



OK, that was in very bad taste :-[ :-[ :-[
yes it stunk :headbang2:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Phallacy on September 19, 2011, 09:49:23 PM
I haven't seen a more annoying avatar than Sol's. It just screams "fucking weeaboo". :tard:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: skyblue1 on September 19, 2011, 09:59:43 PM
just ghey him
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Scrapheap on September 20, 2011, 12:23:36 AM
What ever happened to Phlexor??
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: P7PSP on September 20, 2011, 12:58:29 AM
What ever happened to Phlexor??
He got perturbed after an argument IIRC but I can't recall the details. Okay here is a poll I made that was tangentially related to a callout between Sir_Les and SG that morphed into a callout between Sir_Les and Phlexor/Eclair IIRC. http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,14881.0.html (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,14881.0.html)
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: P7PSP on September 20, 2011, 01:13:56 AM
Okay here is Sir_Les vs Phlex/Eclair http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,14899.0.html (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,14899.0.html) which reminds us why he is known as The Friendly(?) Bastard.  :thumbup: :laugh:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Al Swearegen on September 20, 2011, 07:14:15 AM
Yes I miss that fella.  :asthing:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: earthboundmisfit on September 20, 2011, 01:48:44 PM


I fart in public. Am I Jewish?


I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: midlifeaspie on September 20, 2011, 02:06:32 PM


I fart in public. Am I Jewish?


I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.

They call that crop-dusting.

 :plane:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Parts on September 20, 2011, 03:04:33 PM


I fart in public. Am I Jewish?


I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.

They call that crop-dusting.

 :plane:
Do they have a name for letting one loose as you exit a crowded elevator :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: midlifeaspie on September 20, 2011, 03:07:39 PM


I fart in public. Am I Jewish?


I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.

They call that crop-dusting.

 :plane:
Do they have a name for letting one loose as you exit a crowded elevator :evillaugh:

I must be about 12 years old for knowing this.  I blame my BIL.

They call that a Dutch Box or a Toaster Oven.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Parts on September 20, 2011, 03:54:02 PM


I fart in public. Am I Jewish?


I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.

They call that crop-dusting.

 :plane:
Do they have a name for letting one loose as you exit a crowded elevator :evillaugh:

I must be about 12 years old for knowing this.  I blame my BIL.

They call that a Dutch Box or a Toaster Oven.

 :lol: :plus:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: eris on September 20, 2011, 06:33:08 PM
I am really starting to question the scientific validity of this. I need facts. After a quick google search, I have found no scientific data on if this is true or not. My most recent ex was Jewish and I dont think he ever farted in public. This is distressing me; are you all trying to say that something I read on the internet isnt true ?
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: P7PSP on September 20, 2011, 08:54:52 PM
I am really starting to question the scientific validity of this. I need facts. After a quick google search, I have found no scientific data on if this is true or not. My most recent ex was Jewish and I dont think he ever farted in public. This is distressing me; are you all trying to say that something I read on the internet isnt true ?
Obviously you are part of the Jew conspiracy or you wouldn't be covering up for them.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: skyblue1 on September 20, 2011, 09:15:00 PM
they fart to cover the gentile stench
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: eris on October 14, 2011, 09:18:26 PM
For a start, I'm the chosen one, and I didn't invite them to the meetings....

Besides, the reason they fart in public is cos there is a limit on how much of a tight arse one can be....  :evillaugh:

Oh my, an anti-semite too ?
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Bastet on February 18, 2013, 09:08:11 PM
When I first noticed this, I thought it was coincidence. However, up until now, every jew I've spent more than just a few minutes getting to know have eventually farted in public. Is it genetical or is it some cultural thing the Talmud teaches?

Have someone else noticed this. I'm 100% serious, this is not something I just made up. The jews I met all have farted around people several times. I'm not saying others don't do it too, but every jew I've met have done it so they seem a bit overrepresented.

Years ago at the gym, there was this guy who got on the elliptical next to mine. Mine was the better quality elliptical and people waited in line for those. He let out an sbd nasty fart that was so disgusting I couldnt ignore it any longer and got off the elliptical. Shortly after I got off he got on mine. He had dark curly hair. Musta been Jewish. :orly:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 24, 2013, 03:11:36 PM
  If only Sol were still here to guide us with his many scholarly perceptions.  :tard:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: 'andersom' on February 26, 2013, 08:13:28 AM
  If only Sol were still here to guide us with his many scholarly perceptions.  :tard:

Be careful what you wish for, sister.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: McGiver on April 10, 2013, 09:39:43 PM
Can someone please explain they're hate for Jews? I have never seen a religious group hated on as much as the Jews.
People hate because they covet what others have....that's my best guess.
Or it's that the Jews wrote the bible and called themselves the chosen people.  Kinda ballsy if you ask me.  But it does lend to the confidence that Jews have.  And that confidence is what others covet.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: TheoK on April 11, 2013, 09:29:33 AM
He had his bright moments, but you had to have tremendous patience.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: 'andersom' on April 11, 2013, 09:32:51 AM
He had his bright moments, but you had to have tremendous patience.

So have arsonists.  :M
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: TheoK on April 11, 2013, 09:37:06 AM
Arsonists are  :viking:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: 'andersom' on April 11, 2013, 09:48:23 AM
A sparkling hello kitty also has bright moments.  :hyke: :hyke:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Semicolon on July 02, 2013, 08:29:22 PM
Has Sol been back recently? :orly:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 02, 2013, 09:17:44 PM
Maybe he's too busily engaged in groundbreaking research, on the ethnic nuances of flatulence.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: McGiver on July 03, 2013, 03:03:22 PM
They do so to prove they have of eaten unclean animals.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Bastet on July 03, 2013, 03:33:00 PM
Did Jew fart?
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: McGiver on July 03, 2013, 03:57:11 PM
Q. What do you call a gay Jew?



A. Heblew.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Bastet on July 03, 2013, 04:01:18 PM
(http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad249/duckfetishgirl/roseanne-barr.jpg)

Just because some people don't like dark humor, does not mean everyone has to agree.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 03, 2013, 08:25:19 PM
Did Jew fart?

That fart was clearly from jew.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: TheoK on November 05, 2013, 03:39:18 PM
A guest is watching this topic  :orly:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Bastet on November 22, 2013, 02:14:33 PM
Sol's painstaking research has uncovered that the Jews were never thrown in ovens and gassed. The poor Germans put them in sealed metal tubs to contain the stinky farts and the Jews died from their own poisonous gasses.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Genesis on November 22, 2013, 08:22:08 PM
No I think the farts you are smelling in public are known as the steaming gentile effect.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: TheoK on November 23, 2013, 11:31:15 AM
Claudius made a law that it was allowed to fart in public in the Roman Empire  :M
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Genesis on November 23, 2013, 05:57:26 PM
Wasn't Cladius the same one who married his mother and bathed in his enemies blood?
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: TheoK on November 23, 2013, 05:59:48 PM
No. Caligula married his sister, though, or at least got a child with her, that he ate when it was still a fetus.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Parts on November 23, 2013, 07:05:35 PM
No. Caligula married his sister, though, or at least got a child with her, that he ate when it was still a fetus.

Do you blame him they are so tender at that age :flame:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Genesis on November 23, 2013, 07:12:44 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Bastet on November 23, 2013, 08:03:50 PM
 :pwned: :bounce:
No. Caligula married his sister, though, or at least got a child with her, that he ate when it was still a fetus.
. Babies are juicy and tender.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on November 23, 2013, 09:08:37 PM
:pwned: :bounce:
No. Caligula married his sister, though, or at least got a child with her, that he ate when it was still a fetus.
. Babies are juicy and tender.

Their heads are soft, especially on top, where you can poke your finger into their head-skin, and practically touch their brain.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Genesis on November 23, 2013, 11:21:16 PM
sunshine rainbow vomit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9eCxB9b3Ys#)
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Bastet on November 24, 2013, 02:13:18 AM
:pwned: :bounce:
No. Caligula married his sister, though, or at least got a child with her, that he ate when it was still a fetus.
. Babies are juicy and tender.

Their heads are soft, especially on top, where you can poke your finger into their head-skin, and practically touch their brain.

And stick in a straw and suck their brains out.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: grincy on November 27, 2014, 07:01:30 AM
When I first noticed this, I thought it was coincidence. However, up until now, every jew I've spent more than just a few minutes getting to know have eventually farted in public. Is it genetical or is it some cultural thing the Talmud teaches?

Have someone else noticed this. I'm 100% serious, this is not something I just made up. The jews I met all have farted around people several times. I'm not saying others don't do it too, but every jew I've met have done it so they seem a bit overrepresented.

Hello,

I'm an atheist semite, my family was Jewish, of Ashkenazi (AKs) lineage, and I have the problem of excess flatulence.  It is very embarrassing and made my grade school experience a living hell due to being teased for it.  I think there are several reasons why Jews pass gas often.  According to a wikipedia article, the AKs had an evolutionary bottleneck and only about 400 families were left to interbreed.  Judaism predated the romans and it had a prohibition against infanticide, unlike the other civilizations, so children that should have been killed due to genetic conditions were allowed to live and reproduce.  For this reason we see a massive increase in the number of genetically related diseases in AKs, 1:1,000 vs 1:5,000 non AK.  The flatulence thing in my family is due to intolerance to fructose and lactose.  We never evolved the ability to digest these foods which are common ingredients in the modern diet.  Another factor could be that Jews tend to have stocky frames so they eat more and produce more gas.  Not all Jews are like this, many people in my family digest food perfectly well on my mother's side, however many do have it on my father's side.  My father has a BS in marketing but ended up working as a mechanic probably because he was too gassy to work in office (sad).  Other genetic problems I have are: allergies, asthma, partial folate metabolism slowing, male pattern baldness, mental problems (depression) and overweight.  For religious jews marrying other religious jews is very important so there is little chance to get rid of the bad genes.  In my family, marriage to less intelligent people has resulted in a lowering of intelligence and lack of success for many.  There really is no way to fix this problem except to select out kids by either doing genetic testing beforehand or killing them before they reproduce.  Jewish law actually allows a parent to take a disobedient child before a council to be put to death but this apparently didn't do enough to weed out the sickly kids.  I haven't had any kids, I don't want them to suffer.  Having Jewish genes sucks.  I think Hitler and the other countries were right to try to improve the genetic stock through eugenics.  We need to do this en masse.  Best wishes.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Jack on November 27, 2014, 08:45:11 AM
Welcome.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 27, 2014, 12:04:28 PM
When I first noticed this, I thought it was coincidence. However, up until now, every jew I've spent more than just a few minutes getting to know have eventually farted in public. Is it genetical or is it some cultural thing the Talmud teaches?

Have someone else noticed this. I'm 100% serious, this is not something I just made up. The jews I met all have farted around people several times. I'm not saying others don't do it too, but every jew I've met have done it so they seem a bit overrepresented.

Hello,

I'm an atheist semite, my family was Jewish, of Ashkenazi (AKs) lineage, and I have the problem of excess flatulence.  It is very embarrassing and made my grade school experience a living hell due to being teased for it.  I think there are several reasons why Jews pass gas often.  According to a wikipedia article, the AKs had an evolutionary bottleneck and only about 400 families were left to interbreed.  Judaism predated the romans and it had a prohibition against infanticide, unlike the other civilizations, so children that should have been killed due to genetic conditions were allowed to live and reproduce.  For this reason we see a massive increase in the number of genetically related diseases in AKs, 1:1,000 vs 1:5,000 non AK.  The flatulence thing in my family is due to intolerance to fructose and lactose.  We never evolved the ability to digest these foods which are common ingredients in the modern diet.  Another factor could be that Jews tend to have stocky frames so they eat more and produce more gas.  Not all Jews are like this, many people in my family digest food perfectly well on my mother's side, however many do have it on my father's side.  My father has a BS in marketing but ended up working as a mechanic probably because he was too gassy to work in office (sad).  Other genetic problems I have are: allergies, asthma, partial folate metabolism slowing, male pattern baldness, mental problems (depression) and overweight.  For religious jews marrying other religious jews is very important so there is little chance to get rid of the bad genes.  In my family, marriage to less intelligent people has resulted in a lowering of intelligence and lack of success for many.  There really is no way to fix this problem except to select out kids by either doing genetic testing beforehand or killing them before they reproduce.  Jewish law actually allows a parent to take a disobedient child before a council to be put to death but this apparently didn't do enough to weed out the sickly kids.  I haven't had any kids, I don't want them to suffer.  Having Jewish genes sucks.  I think Hitler and the other countries were right to try to improve the genetic stock through eugenics.  We need to do this en masse.  Best wishes.

OMG!! It's been so long since we had a troll n00b!! :GA:

Welcome.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 27, 2014, 03:59:06 PM
I'm wondering who this troll is. Benji, Zegh or Rage??   :apondering:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: odeon on November 28, 2014, 01:49:42 AM
An interesting choice for a first topic, I must say. Welcome, anyway.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 28, 2014, 08:49:05 AM
When I first noticed this, I thought it was coincidence. However, up until now, every jew I've spent more than just a few minutes getting to know have eventually farted in public. Is it genetical or is it some cultural thing the Talmud teaches?

Have someone else noticed this. I'm 100% serious, this is not something I just made up. The jews I met all have farted around people several times. I'm not saying others don't do it too, but every jew I've met have done it so they seem a bit overrepresented.

Hello,

I'm an atheist semite, my family was Jewish, of Ashkenazi (AKs) lineage, and I have the problem of excess flatulence.  It is very embarrassing and made my grade school experience a living hell due to being teased for it.  I think there are several reasons why Jews pass gas often.  According to a wikipedia article, the AKs had an evolutionary bottleneck and only about 400 families were left to interbreed.  Judaism predated the romans and it had a prohibition against infanticide, unlike the other civilizations, so children that should have been killed due to genetic conditions were allowed to live and reproduce.  For this reason we see a massive increase in the number of genetically related diseases in AKs, 1:1,000 vs 1:5,000 non AK.  The flatulence thing in my family is due to intolerance to fructose and lactose.  We never evolved the ability to digest these foods which are common ingredients in the modern diet.  Another factor could be that Jews tend to have stocky frames so they eat more and produce more gas.  Not all Jews are like this, many people in my family digest food perfectly well on my mother's side, however many do have it on my father's side.  My father has a BS in marketing but ended up working as a mechanic probably because he was too gassy to work in office (sad).  Other genetic problems I have are: allergies, asthma, partial folate metabolism slowing, male pattern baldness, mental problems (depression) and overweight.  For religious jews marrying other religious jews is very important so there is little chance to get rid of the bad genes.  In my family, marriage to less intelligent people has resulted in a lowering of intelligence and lack of success for many.  There really is no way to fix this problem except to select out kids by either doing genetic testing beforehand or killing them before they reproduce.  Jewish law actually allows a parent to take a disobedient child before a council to be put to death but this apparently didn't do enough to weed out the sickly kids.  I haven't had any kids, I don't want them to suffer.  Having Jewish genes sucks.  I think Hitler and the other countries were right to try to improve the genetic stock through eugenics.  We need to do this en masse.  Best wishes.

I don't like wearing hats
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 02, 2014, 08:58:00 AM
I'm wondering who this troll is. Benji, Zegh or Rage??   :apondering:

I've never made a sockpuppet here, and I've never used the one that is free to use.
Your consistent lacking ability in creating "pattern maps" and recognizing people and their features is staggering. I thought I sucked at it, well, you win all the medals.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 09:16:04 AM
When I first noticed this, I thought it was coincidence. However, up until now, every jew I've spent more than just a few minutes getting to know have eventually farted in public. Is it genetical or is it some cultural thing the Talmud teaches?

Have someone else noticed this. I'm 100% serious, this is not something I just made up. The jews I met all have farted around people several times. I'm not saying others don't do it too, but every jew I've met have done it so they seem a bit overrepresented.

Hello,

I'm an atheist semite, my family was Jewish, of Ashkenazi (AKs) lineage, and I have the problem of excess flatulence.  It is very embarrassing and made my grade school experience a living hell due to being teased for it.  I think there are several reasons why Jews pass gas often.  According to a wikipedia article, the AKs had an evolutionary bottleneck and only about 400 families were left to interbreed.  Judaism predated the romans and it had a prohibition against infanticide, unlike the other civilizations, so children that should have been killed due to genetic conditions were allowed to live and reproduce.  For this reason we see a massive increase in the number of genetically related diseases in AKs, 1:1,000 vs 1:5,000 non AK.  The flatulence thing in my family is due to intolerance to fructose and lactose.  We never evolved the ability to digest these foods which are common ingredients in the modern diet.  Another factor could be that Jews tend to have stocky frames so they eat more and produce more gas.  Not all Jews are like this, many people in my family digest food perfectly well on my mother's side, however many do have it on my father's side.  My father has a BS in marketing but ended up working as a mechanic probably because he was too gassy to work in office (sad).  Other genetic problems I have are: allergies, asthma, partial folate metabolism slowing, male pattern baldness, mental problems (depression) and overweight.  For religious jews marrying other religious jews is very important so there is little chance to get rid of the bad genes.  In my family, marriage to less intelligent people has resulted in a lowering of intelligence and lack of success for many.  There really is no way to fix this problem except to select out kids by either doing genetic testing beforehand or killing them before they reproduce.  Jewish law actually allows a parent to take a disobedient child before a council to be put to death but this apparently didn't do enough to weed out the sickly kids.  I haven't had any kids, I don't want them to suffer.  Having Jewish genes sucks.  I think Hitler and the other countries were right to try to improve the genetic stock through eugenics.  We need to do this en masse.  Best wishes.

OMG!! It's been so long since we had a troll n00b!! :GA:

Welcome.  :zoinks:

Troll noob, do you ever dig farts out of your ass when gassy? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Hannah on December 03, 2014, 06:55:29 AM
The same reason I fart in public at the gym after having salad for lunch...oops...rotting cabbage yoga  :probe:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Parts on December 03, 2014, 08:25:10 PM
When I first noticed this, I thought it was coincidence. However, up until now, every jew I've spent more than just a few minutes getting to know have eventually farted in public. Is it genetical or is it some cultural thing the Talmud teaches?

Have someone else noticed this. I'm 100% serious, this is not something I just made up. The jews I met all have farted around people several times. I'm not saying others don't do it too, but every jew I've met have done it so they seem a bit overrepresented.

Hello,

I'm an atheist semite, my family was Jewish, of Ashkenazi (AKs) lineage, and I have the problem of excess flatulence.  It is very embarrassing and made my grade school experience a living hell due to being teased for it.  I think there are several reasons why Jews pass gas often.  According to a wikipedia article, the AKs had an evolutionary bottleneck and only about 400 families were left to interbreed.  Judaism predated the romans and it had a prohibition against infanticide, unlike the other civilizations, so children that should have been killed due to genetic conditions were allowed to live and reproduce.  For this reason we see a massive increase in the number of genetically related diseases in AKs, 1:1,000 vs 1:5,000 non AK.  The flatulence thing in my family is due to intolerance to fructose and lactose.  We never evolved the ability to digest these foods which are common ingredients in the modern diet.  Another factor could be that Jews tend to have stocky frames so they eat more and produce more gas.  Not all Jews are like this, many people in my family digest food perfectly well on my mother's side, however many do have it on my father's side.  My father has a BS in marketing but ended up working as a mechanic probably because he was too gassy to work in office (sad).  Other genetic problems I have are: allergies, asthma, partial folate metabolism slowing, male pattern baldness, mental problems (depression) and overweight.  For religious jews marrying other religious jews is very important so there is little chance to get rid of the bad genes.  In my family, marriage to less intelligent people has resulted in a lowering of intelligence and lack of success for many.  There really is no way to fix this problem except to select out kids by either doing genetic testing beforehand or killing them before they reproduce.  Jewish law actually allows a parent to take a disobedient child before a council to be put to death but this apparently didn't do enough to weed out the sickly kids.  I haven't had any kids, I don't want them to suffer.  Having Jewish genes sucks.  I think Hitler and the other countries were right to try to improve the genetic stock through eugenics.  We need to do this en masse.  Best wishes.

One-post wonder???
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Jack on December 03, 2014, 09:31:31 PM
One-post wonder???
He hasn't even logged back in.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 03, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
It's either one of us few (which would be a bit dissapointing, cus it'd kindov dull the mystery a bit)
or someone who came across the thread randomly googling, and decided to just... take their time to be funny
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Semicolon on December 03, 2014, 11:37:12 PM
One-post wonder???
He hasn't even logged back in.

That's dull. :probe:

It's either one of us few (which would be a bit dissapointing, cus it'd kindov dull the mystery a bit)
or someone who came across the thread randomly googling, and decided to just... take their time to be funny

In other words, it's either an I2 regular or not an I2 regular. :P

I wonder what grincy was searching for to find an old forum thread titled "Why do Jews fart in public?" :apondering:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 03, 2014, 11:58:52 PM
I meant that I hope it's not an I2-er, but it probably is.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Parts on December 04, 2014, 06:28:05 PM
I meant that I hope it's not an I2-er, but it probably is.

They are not I checked when I approved the account.   Kinda weird,  somehow he must have  seen this thread and wanted to reply :dunno:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Semicolon on December 05, 2014, 12:13:10 AM
I meant that I hope it's not an I2-er, but it probably is.

They are not I checked when I approved the account.   Kinda weird,  somehow he must have  seen this thread and wanted to reply :dunno:

I feel inspired by that nugget of wisdom. :M
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 05, 2014, 10:26:54 PM
This is one of the boringinst troll n00bs ever.  >:(
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: odeon on December 07, 2014, 03:06:55 AM
He should come back. I was hoping for more. Much more.
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: 'andersom' on December 08, 2014, 05:50:52 AM
He should come back. I was hoping for more. Much more.

It's dangerous to flame people, when they are farting.  :nerdy:
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 07:37:28 AM
This is one of the boringinst troll n00bs ever.  >:(

Yes, we demand trolling! >:(
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 08, 2014, 06:53:09 PM
This is one of the boringinst troll n00bs ever.  >:(

Yes, we demand trolling! >:(

 >:(
Title: Re: Why do jews fart in public?
Post by: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:44:53 PM
This is one of the boringinst troll n00bs ever.  >:(

Yes, we demand trolling! >:(

 >:(

The spazzes are angry! >:( >:( >:( >:(