INTENSITY²

Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: matthe on February 19, 2009, 11:16:56 PM

Title: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 19, 2009, 11:16:56 PM: <door creaks><peeks in><closes door and flees>
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Callaway on February 19, 2009, 11:31:53 PM: Quote from: diamond keller on February 19, 2009, 11:16:56 PM
<door creaks><peeks in><closes door and flees>

Why so timid, Diamond?

The hardest substance on earth has nothing to fear from us.

We don't even bite very hard.

;D

:welcome:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 19, 2009, 11:42:17 PM: <whispers>you dont bite but the rest might</whispers>
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 19, 2009, 11:50:42 PM: usually when people bite diamonds they destroy their teeth. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: earthboundmisfit on February 19, 2009, 11:51:01 PM: I was expecting a boner joke.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 12:01:53 AM: Quote from: earthboundmisfit on February 19, 2009, 11:51:01 PM
I was expecting a boner joke.
<whispers>the boner jokes will come when all is said and done</whispers>
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 12:42:47 AM: Quote from: SovaNu on February 19, 2009, 11:50:42 PM
usually when people bite diamonds they destroy their teeth. :zombiefuck:
<whispers>but, still, what if they wear a diamond grill</whispers>
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Paul_Wall.jpg)
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Peter on February 20, 2009, 03:54:36 AM: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16610-diamond-no-longer-natures-hardest-material.html

You should change your name. I suggest Lonsdaleite Keller.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: TheoK on February 20, 2009, 03:57:51 AM: They've already named a cigar size after Lonsdale. Or was it after the French actor Lonsdale?
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: El on February 20, 2009, 07:19:12 AM: Quote from: Callaway on February 19, 2009, 11:31:53 PM
Quote from: diamond keller on February 19, 2009, 11:16:56 PM
<door creaks><peeks in><closes door and flees>

Why so timid, Diamond?

The hardest substance on earth has nothing to fear from us.

We don't even bite very hard.

;D

:welcome:
...unless that's how you like it, of course.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 20, 2009, 12:39:35 PM: Quote from: diamond keller on February 20, 2009, 12:42:47 AM
Quote from: SovaNu on February 19, 2009, 11:50:42 PM
usually when people bite diamonds they destroy their teeth. :zombiefuck:
<whispers>but, still, what if they wear a diamond grill</whispers>
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Paul_Wall.jpg)

Yuck, that guy needs to go clean his teeth.

I bite, so to speak, but only if I feel threatened. My mouth isn't getting near someone's cock, no way, no how, never, sorry. You won't be able to change my mind.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 20, 2009, 01:51:54 PM: diamond grill makes u sexah :-*
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 20, 2009, 01:58:45 PM: Quote from: SovaNu on February 20, 2009, 01:51:54 PM
diamond grill makes u sexah :-*

And me without condoms

Anticapation is killing me :wanker: :-*
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 20, 2009, 02:12:11 PM: Hardest to date, more precisely. It doesn't mean you can't make a harder one by hand, than a diamond.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on February 20, 2009, 02:35:44 PM: Welcome, n00b
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 20, 2009, 02:39:18 PM: Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 20, 2009, 01:58:45 PM
Quote from: SovaNu on February 20, 2009, 01:51:54 PM
diamond grill makes u sexah :-*

And me without condoms

Anticapation is killing me :wanker: :-*

It doesn't mean I have forgotten. There is someone who I want, who I will never forget. I don't forsee anyone else coming between us, as long as they are not selfish like the rest were to me. Sometimes it makes me not want to talk to them at all. My situation isn't good right now, so excuse me. I didn't really mean it, what I was saying up there, situation is blinding. I didn't mean it to a certain level anyway.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 20, 2009, 03:59:59 PM: quirkycarla?
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 08:28:03 PM: Quote from: odeon on February 20, 2009, 02:35:44 PM
Welcome, n00b
no noob, ya boob, guess whob
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Parts on February 20, 2009, 08:33:18 PM: whob arboob youboob
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 08:37:52 PM: are you mocking me?

do not taunt me
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Parts on February 20, 2009, 08:39:31 PM: Sensitive type huh Taunt taunt >:D
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 08:45:41 PM: DO NOT TAUNT HFB! :spank:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Parts on February 20, 2009, 08:48:05 PM: The Hamilton Farm Bureau :-\
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 08:48:55 PM: can i borrow your geiger counter?
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 20, 2009, 08:49:24 PM: iboob likeboob thisboob nuboob langboob
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 08:50:30 PM: i likeboobs
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Parts on February 20, 2009, 08:51:19 PM: Quote from: diamond keller on February 20, 2009, 08:48:55 PM
can i borrow your geiger counter?

It's a gamma ray dose meter not getting a real geiger counter till summer
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 08:52:46 PM: where is luci and her lovely smite?
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 20, 2009, 08:57:15 PM: jag vet inte. :-\
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 08:59:28 PM: Quote from: SovaNu on February 20, 2009, 08:57:15 PM
jag vet inte. :-\
huh? ???

also, SG is a cokehead now?
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 20, 2009, 09:00:31 PM: means i dunno.

since when is she a cokehead? ???
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 09:02:40 PM: snowkane?
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 20, 2009, 09:03:23 PM: :laugh:

it's cuz it snowed in spokane.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 09:06:46 PM: ill bet shes lining up one as we speak.

SG PUT THE MIRROR AND STRAW DOWN
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 20, 2009, 09:11:21 PM: you're projecting.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 09:12:35 PM: you might be on to something there
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 20, 2009, 10:11:06 PM: Diamond. THE HARDEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN.

And before you get spazzy, look around the internet to see what that means. It might give you a good laugh.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 20, 2009, 10:36:17 PM: it already did. :laugh:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 20, 2009, 11:34:26 PM: Quote
THE HARDEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN
oh, yeah yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYKhHGp-cqA&feature=related
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on February 21, 2009, 09:19:16 AM: :yawn: So who are you, if you're not a n00b?
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 21, 2009, 09:27:48 AM: i know :laugh:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on February 21, 2009, 09:28:22 AM: Quote from: SovaNu on February 21, 2009, 09:27:48 AM
i know :laugh:

Tell me. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 21, 2009, 09:29:09 AM: he told me nut to!
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on February 21, 2009, 09:29:56 AM: OK. I suppose I'll just have to live with not knowing.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 21, 2009, 09:33:43 AM: ask him. :zoinks:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: El on February 21, 2009, 11:54:41 AM: I can only hope- as I always do when a new member appears- he's nobody I've slept with.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: DirtDawg on February 21, 2009, 12:27:29 PM: Quote from: PMS Elle on February 21, 2009, 11:54:41 AM
I can only hope- as I always do when a new member appears- he's nobody I've slept with.

... YET!

:headbang2:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 21, 2009, 12:27:44 PM: Quote from: SovaNu on February 21, 2009, 09:29:09 AM
he told me nut to!

Its a clue :o

Damn my mind. :laugh:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Parts on February 21, 2009, 12:32:39 PM: Yes it's Nutman super hero of nuts
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on February 21, 2009, 01:15:38 PM: I did.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 21, 2009, 01:21:57 PM: Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
I did.

Thanks, and I don't mean that sarcastically, you sound like your refering to Pms elle.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: El on February 21, 2009, 01:32:55 PM: Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
I did.
Slept with diamond keller?
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 21, 2009, 01:40:36 PM: Quote from: PMS Elle on February 21, 2009, 01:32:55 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
I did.
Slept with diamond keller?

Sorry you feel that way.

Anytime you need a hug...

As odeon said, welcome noob....
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 21, 2009, 02:44:23 PM: Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 09:19:16 AM
:yawn: So who are you, if you're not a n00b?

i came back cause you seem to have chilled out, odeon. the name was matthe /gaspiate/happy fun ball. the new name is claude.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on February 21, 2009, 02:59:54 PM: Quote from: diamond keller on February 21, 2009, 02:44:23 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 09:19:16 AM
:yawn: So who are you, if you're not a n00b?

i came back cause you seem to have chilled out, odeon. the name was matthe /gaspiate/happy fun ball. the new name is claude.

Welcome back, then. :)
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on February 21, 2009, 03:00:13 PM: Quote from: PMS Elle on February 21, 2009, 01:32:55 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
I did.
Slept with diamond keller?

I did? :o
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Parts on February 21, 2009, 03:08:25 PM: Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 03:00:13 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 21, 2009, 01:32:55 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
I did.
Slept with diamond keller?

I did? :o

Boy you did drink a lot of beer last night :P
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on February 21, 2009, 03:10:09 PM: I thought I fell asleep watching the Sopranos.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 21, 2009, 03:10:58 PM: Quote from: parts on February 21, 2009, 03:08:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 03:00:13 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 21, 2009, 01:32:55 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
I did.
Slept with diamond keller?

I did? :o

Boy you did drink a lot of beer last night :P

arent you a little sore?
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: matthe on February 21, 2009, 03:12:01 PM: Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: diamond keller on February 21, 2009, 02:44:23 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 09:19:16 AM
:yawn: So who are you, if you're not a n00b?

i came back cause you seem to have chilled out, odeon. the name was matthe /gaspiate/happy fun ball. the new name is claude.

Welcome back, then. :)
thanks
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: DirtDawg on February 21, 2009, 03:15:34 PM: If you are the person I am thinking you are, you have some interest in music, right?

... and we had some spirited conversations and some disagreements, possibly (on par with the course, that would be).

:plus: for finding your way back here!
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: El on February 21, 2009, 03:34:31 PM: Quote from: diamond keller on February 21, 2009, 03:10:58 PM
Quote from: parts on February 21, 2009, 03:08:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 03:00:13 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 21, 2009, 01:32:55 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
I did.
Slept with diamond keller?

I did? :o

Boy you did drink a lot of beer last night :P

arent you a little sore?
Odeon was playing picther, not catcher?

Hmm, well, if he was that drunk, I guess it'd have to work that way...
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on February 22, 2009, 09:00:44 AM: :laugh:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 22, 2009, 07:42:33 PM: there was no nut.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on February 23, 2009, 01:06:31 PM: I'd like to be drunk today. :orly:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: SovaNu on February 23, 2009, 01:30:59 PM: i got drunk. never enough. i'm slipping. there's always more to be had. fucking recession too, taking my booze money.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 08:49:25 AM: LOL THREAD REVIVAL DIAMONDS ARE THE HARDEST METAL
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 08, 2010, 01:16:11 PM: At first I thought the subject of this thread was Judy's brain.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: 'andersom' on September 08, 2010, 03:11:23 PM: Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 08:49:25 AM
LOL THREAD REVIVAL DIAMONDS ARE THE HARDEST METAL

Carbon sweetie, 100% carbon.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on September 08, 2010, 04:05:36 PM: Quote from: Weakling on September 08, 2010, 01:16:11 PM
At first I thought the subject of this thread was Judy's brain.

An understandable mistake. It can't be, see, because that would require him to have a brain.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 08, 2010, 04:39:11 PM: Quote from: odeon on September 08, 2010, 04:05:36 PM
Quote from: Weakling on September 08, 2010, 01:16:11 PM
At first I thought the subject of this thread was Judy's brain.

An understandable mistake. It can't be, see, because that would require him to have a brain.

Perfection. I am quite amused.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 09, 2010, 08:25:21 AM: Quote from: hykeaswell on September 08, 2010, 03:11:23 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 08:49:25 AM
LOL THREAD REVIVAL DIAMONDS ARE THE HARDEST METAL

Carbon sweetie, 100% carbon.

Oh hyke. Didn't you notice the caps? Innuendos are becoming my language I guess.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: 'andersom' on September 09, 2010, 10:23:39 AM: Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 09, 2010, 08:25:21 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 08, 2010, 03:11:23 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 08:49:25 AM
LOL THREAD REVIVAL DIAMONDS ARE THE HARDEST METAL

Carbon sweetie, 100% carbon.

Oh hyke. Didn't you notice the caps? Innuendos are becoming my language I guess.

Oh shoot.

I'll get used to you in innuendo mode. :laugh:

Just give me time, baby, give me time.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 09, 2010, 11:34:47 AM: :laugh:

Just google "hardest metal known to man"
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: 'andersom' on September 09, 2010, 12:15:16 PM: Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 09, 2010, 11:34:47 AM
:laugh:

Just google "hardest metal known to man"

:lol:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 09, 2010, 12:35:29 PM: ;)
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: richard on September 09, 2010, 04:35:05 PM: i would believe wind or water would be pretty hard. i mean it carves land for fuck sakes, also ice is fucking hard. especially if its old like in a glacier why do you think antarctica is at the bottom of the world? its heavy
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: DukeNukem on September 10, 2010, 05:35:33 PM: You dumbasses! Nothing is harder than my...

(http://midlifemaverick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/griffins_balls_of_steel.jpg)
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: odeon on September 11, 2010, 03:43:53 PM: There's very little to indicate that you have balls at all, let alone anything harder than eggshells.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 11, 2010, 09:45:00 PM: Quote from: odeon on September 11, 2010, 03:43:53 PM
There's very little to indicate that you have balls at all, let alone anything harder than eggshells.

If he has balls are they ball bearings?
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: 'andersom' on September 12, 2010, 03:16:05 AM: Any body else having a stroll on memory lane, thinking about clackers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clackers) seeing those shiny balls?
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Squidusa on September 15, 2010, 07:45:24 PM: Quote from: Feral Aspie on September 10, 2010, 05:35:33 PM
You dumbasses! Nothing is harder than my...

(http://midlifemaverick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/griffins_balls_of_steel.jpg)

The only reason they haven't been smashed yet is because they're too tiny to be seen.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 15, 2010, 07:47:54 PM: Quote from: Squid_thing on September 15, 2010, 07:45:24 PM
Quote from: Feral Aspie on September 10, 2010, 05:35:33 PM
You dumbasses! Nothing is harder than my...

(http://midlifemaverick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/griffins_balls_of_steel.jpg)

The only reason they haven't been smashed yet is because they're too tiny to be seen.

And yet he seems so very proud of them :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Squidusa on September 15, 2010, 08:32:23 PM: Quote from: Butterflies on September 15, 2010, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: Squid_thing on September 15, 2010, 07:45:24 PM
Quote from: Feral Aspie on September 10, 2010, 05:35:33 PM
You dumbasses! Nothing is harder than my...

The only reason they haven't been smashed yet is because they're too tiny to be seen.

And yet he seems so very proud of them :zombiefuck:

Poor guy.... Must have hit his head last time he was sheep shagging.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 22, 2010, 08:18:39 PM: Quote from: Squid_thing on September 15, 2010, 08:32:23 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on September 15, 2010, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: Squid_thing on September 15, 2010, 07:45:24 PM
Quote from: Feral Aspie on September 10, 2010, 05:35:33 PM
You dumbasses! Nothing is harder than my...

The only reason they haven't been smashed yet is because they're too tiny to be seen.

And yet he seems so very proud of them :zombiefuck:

Poor guy.... Must have hit his head last time he was sheep shagging.

Well, it's only a game. Which is why he plays with them so much.

Actually, I'd have thought the hadest substance on Earth would be Judy's teeth.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: 'andersom' on September 23, 2010, 03:09:03 AM: Playing with hard balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4331IC8Xnk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Y1moGnbLk&feature=related
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 23, 2010, 06:00:18 PM: Quote from: hykeaswell on September 23, 2010, 03:09:03 AM
Playing with hard balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4331IC8Xnk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Y1moGnbLk&feature=related

We called them click-clacks, because of the noise they made.

The original 'conkers' was when you held a conker nut from a string, and someone threw another one and tried to break it ( think theirs was attached to a string as well).
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 23, 2010, 06:03:43 PM: Pretty sure the original clackers were bigger than the ones in the second video.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 23, 2010, 06:08:08 PM: Quote from: Osensitive1 on September 23, 2010, 06:03:43 PM
Pretty sure the original clackers were bigger than the ones in the second video.

Many a-time I had sore hands from not doing it right with those things. Took alot of practice.

Oh, and Judy's 'Balls of Steel' had better be stainless, otherwise they'll rust when he takes a bath.
Title: Re: hardest substance on earth
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 23, 2010, 06:09:55 PM: Not sure I ever had them though, maybe too young before they were banned.

Don't want to hear about Judy's balls from your or him.