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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: ----- on April 19, 2013, 07:41:20 AM
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So, I guess you'll be expecting an introduction from me .... NO. Go fuck yourselves.
The vast majority of those I've encountered on teh interwebz have been obnoxious dimwits entirely undeserving of any respect at all, let alone a friendly introduction.
I realise that one's arrival is considered the appropriate time for an introduction, but thus far, I have yet to see any evidence that a percentage of people here aren't one of the above.
Apologies for being so unconventional.
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So, I guess you'll be expecting an introduction from me .... NO. Go fuck yourselves.
The vast majority of those I've encountered on teh interwebz have been obnoxious dimwits entirely undeserving of any respect at all, let alone a friendly introduction.
I realise that one's arrival is considered the appropriate time for an introduction, but thus far, I have yet to see any evidence that a percentage of people here aren't one of the above.
Apologies for being so unconventional.
No I don't think anyone would demand that of you or any newbie. We kind of expect them not to hang around which makes introductions kind of redundant if you think about it.
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So, I guess you'll be expecting an introduction from me .... NO. Go fuck yourselves.
The vast majority of those I've encountered on teh interwebz have been obnoxious dimwits entirely undeserving of any respect at all, let alone a friendly introduction.
I realise that one's arrival is considered the appropriate time for an introduction, but thus far, I have yet to see any evidence that a percentage of people here aren't one of the above.
Apologies for being so unconventional.
The same could be said for new members here so go fuck yourself
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Are you :viking: ?
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So, I guess you'll be expecting an introduction from me .... NO. Go fuck yourselves.
The vast majority of those I've encountered on teh interwebz have been obnoxious dimwits entirely undeserving of any respect at all, let alone a friendly introduction.
I realise that one's arrival is considered the appropriate time for an introduction, but thus far, I have yet to see any evidence that a percentage of people here aren't one of the above.
Apologies for being so unconventional.
While vast, I am not a majority. There are only hereditary 2 queens here, Bodie and me. I am not an obnoxious dimwit, merely an annoying grey haired innocent (right) old lady.
Welcome and hold on to your knickers. It's going to be a hell of a ride.
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Welcome.
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So, I guess you'll be expecting an introduction from me .... NO. Go fuck yourselves.
The vast majority of those I've encountered on teh interwebz have been obnoxious dimwits entirely undeserving of any respect at all, let alone a friendly introduction.
I realise that one's arrival is considered the appropriate time for an introduction, but thus far, I have yet to see any evidence that a percentage of people here aren't one of the above.
Apologies for being so unconventional.
Oh, Hai Marx. ;)
Or is this SteveAdmin??
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10 posts opens up more of the forum asswipe.
Welcome.
Stick around you might have fun. >:D
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So, I guess you'll be expecting an introduction from me .... NO. Go fuck yourselves.
The vast majority of those I've encountered on teh interwebz have been obnoxious dimwits entirely undeserving of any respect at all, let alone a friendly introduction.
I realise that one's arrival is considered the appropriate time for an introduction, but thus far, I have yet to see any evidence that a percentage of people here aren't one of the above.
Apologies for being so unconventional.
The same could be said for new members here so go fuck yourself
I'll pass, thanks. My sex drive is in it's optimum condition in the early hours of the morning.
So, I guess you'll be expecting an introduction from me .... NO. Go fuck yourselves.
The vast majority of those I've encountered on teh interwebz have been obnoxious dimwits entirely undeserving of any respect at all, let alone a friendly introduction.
I realise that one's arrival is considered the appropriate time for an introduction, but thus far, I have yet to see any evidence that a percentage of people here aren't one of the above.
Apologies for being so unconventional.
Oh, Hai Marx. ;)
Or is this SteveAdmin??
I don't know who either of those people are, or anything about them, other than than the fact that they're also members here.
Having had an accusation of being "Marx" via PM within moments of my arrival, I'm sensing more than a little paranoia here. Calm the fuck down! ::)
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Oh, Hai Marx. ;)
Or is this SteveAdmin??
I don't know who either of those people are, or anything about them, other than than the fact that they're also members here.
Having had an accusation of being "Marx" via PM within moments of my arrival, I'm sensing more than a little paranoia here. Calm the fuck down! ::)
Funny, SteveAdmin said the same thing last time he was here.
He also started out with an angsty intro thread, just like you.
When will you start spamming in large font text??
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Oh, Hai Marx. ;)
Or is this SteveAdmin??
I don't know who either of those people are, or anything about them, other than than the fact that they're also members here.
Having had an accusation of being "Marx" via PM within moments of my arrival, I'm sensing more than a little paranoia here. Calm the fuck down! ::)
Funny, SteveAdmin said the same thing last time he was here.
He also started out with an angsty intro thread, just like you.
When will you start spamming in large font text??
I have no intention of engaging in such immature behaviour.
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Hahaha
:headbang2:
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So, you're learning then??
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So, you're learning then??
No, I'm not, as I've never been here before, and have never engaged in aforementioned behaviour before. Period.
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R u a Brit?
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Welcome?
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So, I guess you'll be expecting an introduction from me .... NO. Go fuck yourselves.
The vast majority of those I've encountered on teh interwebz have been obnoxious dimwits entirely undeserving of any respect at all, let alone a friendly introduction.
I realise that one's arrival is considered the appropriate time for an introduction, but thus far, I have yet to see any evidence that a percentage of people here aren't one of the above.
Apologies for being so unconventional.
Greetings my belligerent friend. Pray tell, what gives you such an unwarranted sense of self-importance and superiority. You are as predictable a dullard as I have ever encountered.
But I won't hold it against you. :cbc: Welcome. I hope to come to know you better.
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Rage seems to think it's Duke.
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Duke Nukem, Balls of steel.
I hope so.
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So is this how we are going to treat every newb? Accusing them of being pupsocket? How bout giving people the benefit of the doubt? Even if it is a sockpuppet/troll why not have a little fun before they eventually get caught?
In any event welcome stonecold
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So is this how we are going to treat every newb? Accusing them of being pupsocket?
There have been several sockpupets as of late.
I'm with you, I think sockpuppets can be fun.
Odeurn doesn't have a sense of humor, in that respect.
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So is this how we are going to treat every newb? Accusing them of being pupsocket? How bout giving people the benefit of the doubt? Even if it is a sockpuppet/troll why not have a little fun before they eventually get caught?
In any event welcome stonecold
fun is why we are here. Fun is good.
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And people really are paranoid.
Welcome, anyway.
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Welcome, etc, in case you decide to open up.
In the mean time, here's what I'm wondering about: if you decided to look down at us from post 1, why did you join in the first place?
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So, I guess you'll be expecting an introduction from me .... NO. Go fuck yourselves.
The vast majority of those I've encountered on teh interwebz have been obnoxious dimwits entirely undeserving of any respect at all, let alone a friendly introduction.
I realise that one's arrival is considered the appropriate time for an introduction, but thus far, I have yet to see any evidence that a percentage of people here aren't one of the above.
Apologies for being so unconventional.
I aint one of the above.
But you can stick it in yer ear anyways
Relax have fun and remember no one except Al likes you
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:lol1:
Actually that PM was from me, it was not moments after he arrived and mainly based on a PM he sent me. I did not accuse him but asked if he was Marx. He said no, which I am guessing he would have said even were he. I was bored and there was stuff all activity. I am not paranoid. Marx did a similar intro on a sock a week or so ago. I font recall care. This newbie, regardless of whether he is Marx or not, seems very cute and cuddly. I want to be his bestest friend :asthing:
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awwww
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I don't care either way who he is. I want entertainment.
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PARTY PARTY PARTY THE N00B IS HERE :2thumbsup:
Stone Cold- Opening Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm-P3uuvCz0#ws)
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Duke Nukem, Balls of steel.
I hope so.
Duke (Penty) eventually grew up though.
He must be given credit for his achievement.
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Yay. Duke grew up. What an achievement.
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We're not gonna pressure you to open up about your life this time, Duke!
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Ohai Buttcoffee.
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Its either dookie or asscoffee. Anyway.
Welcome nooblet. If I asked you to suck my cock would your answer be the same as your answer to this question? (maybe is just another way of saying yes.)
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Duke should come back.
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Alright, you got me! You're all right, I am Marx, SteveAdmin, Duke Nukem, and Asscoffee. I am all of these individuals, none of whom I know anything about, combined!
Is that what you wanted to hear?
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Alright, you got me! You're all right, I am Marx, SteveAdmin, Duke Nukem, and Asscoffee. I am all of these individuals, none of whom I know anything about, combined!
Is that what you wanted to hear?
No.
Welcome nooblet. If I asked you to suck my cock would your answer be the same as your answer to this question? (maybe is just another way of saying yes.)
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Alright, you got me! You're all right, I am Marx, SteveAdmin, Duke Nukem, and Asscoffee. I am all of these individuals, none of whom I know anything about, combined!
Is that what you wanted to hear?
Yes. Don't forget chair.
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Duke should come back.
I know. For some reason I liked him. But then I like most people here and I'm not sure why. :mischief:
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So, I guess you'll be expecting an introduction from me .... NO. Go fuck yourselves.
The vast majority of those I've encountered on teh interwebz have been obnoxious dimwits entirely undeserving of any respect at all, let alone a friendly introduction.
I realise that one's arrival is considered the appropriate time for an introduction, but thus far, I have yet to see any evidence that a percentage of people here aren't one of the above.
Apologies for being so unconventional.
Well...I wasn't really expecting and introduction....but now that we're here. Hello.
You seem angry. :dunno:
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Are you :viking: ?
Wait a minute- I think you asked me that same question when I first introduced myself. :apondering:
EDIT: Wasn't you, it was hykeaswell :hyke:.... I never understood what the question was exactly... :/
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Are you :viking: ?
Wait a minute- I think you asked me that same question when I first introduced myself. :apondering:
All noobs are asked if they are brave/viking and-or sensitive :M
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Are you :viking: ?
Wait a minute- I think you asked me that same question when I first introduced myself. :apondering:
All noobs are asked if they are brave/viking and-or sensitive :M
Ohhhh. So that's what was being asked...
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OMG it's Charlie Sheen. :autism:
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I remember being stoned and cold. It must have been ok as i repeated it several times.
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He left already? :'(
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He left already? :'(
he must have been to elitist for this place.
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What an anticlimax
That beligerent badass opening, and then he didn't even stay for a week.
:(
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He wasn't :viking:
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The trail has gone cold :)
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As a human being, StoneCold has several commitments aside from visiting I2, including eating, sleeping, working, and fixing his cousin's bricked iPhone.
He will choose to come here and fuck with your paranoid minds at his convenience, not yours.
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So why are you here? What's with the hostility?
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Ooooooh you sound very dominating :squiddy:
Tell me, does your cousin go to the same youth club as yourself? :zoinks:
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As a human being, StoneCold has several commitments aside from visiting I2, including eating, sleeping, working, and fixing his cousin's bricked iPhone.
He will choose to come here and fuck with your paranoid minds at his convenience, not yours.
^ Are you his mom? You're mean not to let him post here. :(
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As a human being, StoneCold has several commitments aside from visiting I2, including eating, sleeping, working, and fixing his cousin's bricked iPhone.
He will choose to come here and fuck with your paranoid minds at his convenience, not yours.
^ Are you his mom? You're mean not to let him post here. :(
Yeah let him have his say. Take that gimp ball out of his gob.
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As a human being, StoneCold has several commitments aside from visiting I2, including eating, sleeping, working, and fixing his cousin's bricked iPhone.
He will choose to come here and fuck with your paranoid minds at his convenience, not yours.
Are you his mom? You're mean not to let him post here. :(
StoneCold's mother died many years ago. StoneCold occasionally likes to refer to himself in the first person, as he is doing right now.
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Ah, the forum has opened up. Nice. :)
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As a human being, StoneCold has several commitments aside from visiting I2, including eating, sleeping, working, and fixing his cousin's bricked iPhone.
He will choose to come here and fuck with your paranoid minds at his convenience, not yours.
Are you his mom? You're mean not to let him post here. :(
StoneCold's mother died many years ago. StoneCold occasionally likes to refer to himself in the first person, as he is doing right now.
Jack does that too.
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Will you tell StoneCold that we meant no disrespect.
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Will you tell StoneCold that we meant no disrespect.
StoneCold, we meant no disrespect. ;)
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I refer to everyone else in 3rd person
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Will you tell StoneCold that we meant no disrespect.
What the fuck are you on about? I am StoneCold. And three or four other members, apparently...
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As a human being, StoneCold has several commitments aside from visiting I2, including eating, sleeping, working, and fixing his cousin's bricked iPhone.
He will choose to come here and fuck with your paranoid minds at his convenience, not yours.
Are you his mom? You're mean not to let him post here. :(
StoneCold's mother died many years ago. StoneCold occasionally likes to refer to himself in the first person, as he is doing right now.
Odeon is of the opinion that StoneCold means the third person.
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Will you tell StoneCold that we meant no disrespect.
What the fuck are you on about? I am StoneCold. And three or four other members, apparently...
Who knows. I just do as I am told. :squiddy: :dunno:
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Do you have a twin? just like yourself but grumpier :zoinks:
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Will you tell StoneCold that we meant no disrespect.
What the fuck are you on about? I am StoneCold. And three or four other members, apparently...
Tell StoneCold that it is nice to see he hasn't run away yet.
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Will you tell StoneCold that we meant no disrespect.
What the fuck are you on about? I am StoneCold. And three or four other members, apparently...
Tell StoneCold that it is nice to see he hasn't run away yet.
StoneCold, it is nice to see that you haven't run away yet.
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Do you have a twin? just like yourself but grumpier :zoinks:
Unfortunately, no, but I am prone to extreme and sudden mood swings though.
:2thumbsup: :chainsaw:
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Is this thread called 'no' or 'hello again...' ?
The quotes so far say both. Did we meet you before?
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Do you have a twin? just like yourself but grumpier :zoinks:
Unfortunately, no, but I am prone to extreme and sudden mood swings though.
:2thumbsup: :chainsaw:
Ok, just don't kick anything unless you have your boots on. you might stubb your tootsies. I did that earlier.
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Is this thread called 'no' or 'hello again...' ?
The quotes so far say both. Did we meet you before?
I called this thread is "no." to signify that you wouldn't be receiving a direct intro, and I called a recent post "hello again" to inform you all that I hadn't left the site.
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As a human being, StoneCold has several commitments aside from visiting I2, including eating, sleeping, working, and fixing his cousin's bricked iPhone.
He will choose to come here and fuck with your paranoid minds at his convenience, not yours.
Tell StoneCold I like it when he talks all tough and manly like that.
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As a human being, StoneCold has several commitments aside from visiting I2, including eating, sleeping, working, and fixing his cousin's bricked iPhone.
He will choose to come here and fuck with your paranoid minds at his convenience, not yours.
Tell StoneCold I like it when he talks all tough and manly like that.
StoneCold, El-presidental likes it when you talk all tough and manly like that.
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Is this thread called 'no' or 'hello again...' ?
The quotes so far say both. Did we meet you before?
I called this thread is "no." to signify that you wouldn't be receiving a direct intro, and I called a recent post "hello again" to inform you all that I hadn't left the site.
Oh ok, well hello again :santa:
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Do you have a twin? just like yourself but grumpier :zoinks:
Unfortunately, no, but I am prone to extreme and sudden mood swings though.
:2thumbsup: :chainsaw:
This sounds familiar. :jaded:
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Do you have a twin? just like yourself but grumpier :zoinks:
Unfortunately, no, but I am prone to extreme and sudden mood swings though.
:2thumbsup: :chainsaw:
This sounds familiar. :jaded:
Ah, yes, you're right, I must've used that back story in one of my other sockpuppets! Which one was it? Marx? Steve? AssCoffee?
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Do you have a twin? just like yourself but grumpier :zoinks:
Unfortunately, no, but I am prone to extreme and sudden mood swings though.
:2thumbsup: :chainsaw:
This sounds familiar. :jaded:
Ah, yes, you're right, I must've used that back story in one of my other sockpuppets! Which one was it? Marx? Steve? AssCoffee?
Interesting use of terminology.
I still don't understand what TF a sockpuppet even is. :hmmm:
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Jack is highly amused by this thread.
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Do you have a twin? just like yourself but grumpier :zoinks:
Unfortunately, no, but I am prone to extreme and sudden mood swings though.
:2thumbsup: :chainsaw:
This sounds familiar. :jaded:
Ah, yes, you're right, I must've used that back story in one of my other sockpuppets! Which one was it? Marx? Steve? AssCoffee?
Interesting use of terminology.
I still don't understand what TF a sockpuppet even is. :hmmm:
A sockpuppet account is an account made on an internet forum by someone who already owns an account, for the purpose of manipulating, causing drama, having "someone" agree with their own opinions, or defending themselves against haters.
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Do you have a twin? just like yourself but grumpier :zoinks:
Unfortunately, no, but I am prone to extreme and sudden mood swings though.
:2thumbsup: :chainsaw:
This sounds familiar. :jaded:
Ah, yes, you're right, I must've used that back story in one of my other sockpuppets! Which one was it? Marx? Steve? AssCoffee?
Interesting use of terminology.
I still don't understand what TF a sockpuppet even is. :hmmm:
A sockpuppet account is an account made on an internet forum by someone who already owns an account, for the purpose of manipulating, causing drama, having "someone" agree with their own opinions, or defending themselves against haters.
(http://i.imgur.com/i3ZWA.gif)
I should try this...I'm going to be starting a poll soon... :mischief:
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Do you have a twin? just like yourself but grumpier :zoinks:
Unfortunately, no, but I am prone to extreme and sudden mood swings though.
:2thumbsup: :chainsaw:
So you're back. Tell me. If I asked you to suck my cock would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
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Maybe. It depends.
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Maybe. It depends.
Goddamn YOU RUINED IT! :lol1:
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Yes....
....I did. :indeed:
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:LOL:
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Do you have a twin? just like yourself but grumpier :zoinks:
Unfortunately, no, but I am prone to extreme and sudden mood swings though.
:2thumbsup: :chainsaw:
This sounds familiar. :jaded:
Ah, yes, you're right, I must've used that back story in one of my other sockpuppets! Which one was it? Marx? Steve? AssCoffee?
Interesting use of terminology.
I still don't understand what TF a sockpuppet even is. :hmmm:
A sockpuppet account is an account made on an internet forum by someone who already owns an account, for the purpose of manipulating, causing drama, having "someone" agree with their own opinions, or defending themselves against haters.
What's a troll Professor Interwebz? Where can I find teh pronz?
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Are you :viking: ?
Wait a minute- I think you asked me that same question when I first introduced myself. :apondering:
EDIT: Wasn't you, it was hykeaswell :hyke:.... I never understood what the question was exactly... :/
Now that Lit is back, I'll let him ask this important question again. It was his question all the time.
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Jack is highly amused by this thread.
The bovine is shaking with laughter.
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Did I already greet you, Stonecold?
If not: "Mooooooooooohhh"
Do you warm your hands, before touching someone? :nerdy: