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Title: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: P7PSP on December 30, 2010, 01:16:20 PM
FA has not bothered posting much since his apparently pointless sniping at SBI yesterday. So, for diversion only, this thread is intended to be a more retarded version of Where's Waldo wherein we can make up plausible reasons for FA not posting for a bit. While I know the membership here may very well  take this thread in a weird direction I want to make clear what this thread is not intended for. Then anyone can say "Fuck that" and take it there anyway because I'm not the boss of them.  :thumbup:
1. This thread is not intended to convey concern for FA's well being.
2. This thread is not intended to come up with the actual correct reason the warped youngster is not posting.
3. This thread is not intended to prevent FA from using racially charged terms or jokes, although should he elect to do so I would prefer that he try and make it amusing i.e. Q: Do you know why there are not many black Nuns? A: Because they keep forgetting to say superior after mother., Q: Do you know how copper wire was invented? A: Two jews were fighting over a penny.

With the long preamble out of the way I suggest that FA is not posting because, in a fit of drunken pique brought on by knowing SBI is getting laid and he (FA) is not, he decided to have another go at the neighbor's sow and a jealous boar kicked the shit out of him and he is too sore to post.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: richard on December 30, 2010, 01:22:08 PM
I think he's just looking for attention. Hes also tired picking fights with me on numerous occasions
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: odeon on December 30, 2010, 01:46:59 PM
Fuck that. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 30, 2010, 01:55:21 PM
Yes. Fuck that.

What's up Duke? Did some black guy pick on you in real life? Can't help but wonder after your behavior yesterday with ian, combined with you're now calling richard names, when you have presented yourself as a poor white southern boy. Do the two have something to do with each other?
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: odeon on December 30, 2010, 01:57:31 PM
I think he's pissed because the KKK won't accept minors.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Parts on December 30, 2010, 01:58:06 PM
He's out in the barn getting some zoo-love :zoinks:
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Semicolon on December 30, 2010, 01:58:45 PM
He was here earlier today, if I recall correctly.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 30, 2010, 02:00:18 PM
He's here now, silly punctuation mark.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: odeon on December 30, 2010, 02:03:27 PM
Yes, he is online, white hood and all.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Semicolon on December 30, 2010, 02:04:13 PM
He's here now, silly punctuation mark.

Thank you, silly flower.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: P7PSP on December 30, 2010, 02:31:58 PM
He was here earlier today, if I recall correctly.
That doesn't mean we can't make up plausible stories though.
He's out in the barn getting some zoo-love :zoinks:
That's the spirit brother spazz.  :thumbup: :lol:
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Adam on December 30, 2010, 02:35:02 PM
Why does it take racism for people to realise what a twat someone is? Some of us saw it right away  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: P7PSP on December 30, 2010, 02:40:04 PM
Why does it take racism for people to realise what a twat someone is? Some of us saw it right away  :facepalm2:
Huh?  ??? This thread is to have fun with.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Adam on December 30, 2010, 02:41:53 PM
?

People post whatever they want in threads here. you won't find many that stay on topic for long, nevermind stick to the "rules" of the thread
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: P7PSP on December 30, 2010, 02:52:45 PM
?

People post whatever they want in threads here. you won't find many that stay on topic for long, nevermind stick to the "rules" of the thread
I know that Soph, and now I think I know what you are getting at. In my own defense I don't recall ever liking FA.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Callaway on December 30, 2010, 02:55:16 PM
Yes. Fuck that.

What's up Duke? Did some black guy pick on you in real life? Can't help but wonder after your behavior yesterday with ian, combined with you're now calling richard names, when you have presented yourself as a poor white southern boy. Do the two have something to do with each other?

I think from some of the stuff Duke has said, he is indeed a Southern boy, but please don't think that all Southerners are like that.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 30, 2010, 03:06:04 PM
Yes. Fuck that.

What's up Duke? Did some black guy pick on you in real life? Can't help but wonder after your behavior yesterday with ian, combined with you're now calling richard names, when you have presented yourself as a poor white southern boy. Do the two have something to do with each other?

I think from some of the stuff Duke has said, he is indeed a Southern boy, but please don't think that all Southerners are like that.
No, not at all. It just struck as an odd choice of attack.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: P7PSP on December 30, 2010, 03:08:55 PM
Yes. Fuck that.

What's up Duke? Did some black guy pick on you in real life? Can't help but wonder after your behavior yesterday with ian, combined with you're now calling richard names, when you have presented yourself as a poor white southern boy. Do the two have something to do with each other?

I think from some of the stuff Duke has said, he is indeed a Southern boy, but please don't think that all Southerners are like that.
You would say that being from the South.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Callaway on December 30, 2010, 03:15:53 PM
Yes. Fuck that.

What's up Duke? Did some black guy pick on you in real life? Can't help but wonder after your behavior yesterday with ian, combined with you're now calling richard names, when you have presented yourself as a poor white southern boy. Do the two have something to do with each other?

I think from some of the stuff Duke has said, he is indeed a Southern boy, but please don't think that all Southerners are like that.
You would say that being from the South.  :zoinks:

Exactly.  I'm from the South and I'm not like that at all and neither are most of the people I know who are also from there.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Adam on December 30, 2010, 03:38:57 PM
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People post whatever they want in threads here. you won't find many that stay on topic for long, nevermind stick to the "rules" of the thread
I know that Soph, and now I think I know what you are getting at. In my own defense I don't recall ever liking FA.

That's cool. I wasn't directing it at you. just in general - I don't get why so many people gave him the time of day, when he was clearly an idiot right from the start.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Callaway on December 30, 2010, 03:46:57 PM
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People post whatever they want in threads here. you won't find many that stay on topic for long, nevermind stick to the "rules" of the thread
I know that Soph, and now I think I know what you are getting at. In my own defense I don't recall ever liking FA.

That's cool. I wasn't directing it at you. just in general - I don't get why so many people gave him the time of day, when he was clearly an idiot right from the start.

He's not an idiot, though.  I think he can be funny sometimes.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Adam on December 30, 2010, 04:30:57 PM

He's not an idiot, though. 

I disagree
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Parts on December 30, 2010, 04:43:59 PM
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People post whatever they want in threads here. you won't find many that stay on topic for long, nevermind stick to the "rules" of the thread
I know that Soph, and now I think I know what you are getting at. In my own defense I don't recall ever liking FA.

That's cool. I wasn't directing it at you. just in general - I don't get why so many people gave him the time of day, when he was clearly an idiot right from the start.

He's not an idiot, though.  I think he can be funny sometimes.

Yes sometimes he is fine but then he reverts to assholedom.  I had a roommate like that in college you would try your best to be nice then when you think he was getting it then he would blow it with some dick move. 
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: 'andersom' on December 30, 2010, 04:59:42 PM
SBI looks too happy and lively for FA to deal with. Jealous of SBI's lust for life.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: P7PSP on December 30, 2010, 05:12:32 PM
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People post whatever they want in threads here. you won't find many that stay on topic for long, nevermind stick to the "rules" of the thread
I know that Soph, and now I think I know what you are getting at. In my own defense I don't recall ever liking FA.

That's cool. I wasn't directing it at you. just in general - I don't get why so many people gave him the time of day, when he was clearly an idiot right from the start.

He's not an idiot, though.  I think he can be funny sometimes.

Yes sometimes he is fine but then he reverts to assholedom.  I had a roommate like that in college you would try your best to be nice then when you think he was getting it then he would blow it with some dick move. 
I worked with a fuckhead like that in the 1990s. Low IQ'ed MF would be an asshole until I was just about to knock his block off and then self preservation would kick in and he would shut the fuck up for a few days. 
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: odeon on December 30, 2010, 06:22:00 PM
?

People post whatever they want in threads here. you won't find many that stay on topic for long, nevermind stick to the "rules" of the thread
I know that Soph, and now I think I know what you are getting at. In my own defense I don't recall ever liking FA.

That's cool. I wasn't directing it at you. just in general - I don't get why so many people gave him the time of day, when he was clearly an idiot right from the start.

He's not an idiot, though.  I think he can be funny sometimes.

Yes sometimes he is fine but then he reverts to assholedom.  I had a roommate like that in college you would try your best to be nice then when you think he was getting it then he would blow it with some dick move. 
I worked with a fuckhead like that in the 1990s. Low IQ'ed MF would be an asshole until I was just about to knock his block off and then self preservation would kick in and he would shut the fuck up for a few days. 

You're welcome to it with this one if you feel like it.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Bastet on November 16, 2012, 09:49:08 PM
Who's SBI?
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: P7PSP on November 16, 2012, 09:56:37 PM
Super Boy Ian, a member that used to post here and probably still posts at WP. Nice guy.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Bastet on November 16, 2012, 09:57:48 PM
Ohhhhh yeaaaaaa
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Charlotte Quin on November 16, 2012, 10:20:52 PM
Super Boy Ian, a member that used to post here and probably still posts at WP. Nice guy.

He rarely turns up on WP either. Me suspects he might have joined the WP facebook crowd.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 16, 2012, 10:53:17 PM
Someone mentioned him the other day. I had not realised he had left. Perhaps he got a job and a girlfriend and his life together?


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Ok maybe not
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: bodie on November 28, 2012, 03:57:07 AM
I seem to recall him squeaking some pathetic excuse why he was reporting top secret and highly sensitive information from the EF back to eris :tard:

Maybe his stealth like spying techniques have led to him being headhunted by the Russians? :zoinks:


If anyone is missing him, i can always repost his lipstick photo? 
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: 'andersom' on November 28, 2012, 11:36:12 AM
Wasn't he moving, last time he was around?

Maybe a whole new routine in life did him well.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: midlifeaspie on November 28, 2012, 12:26:40 PM
Wasn't he moving, last time he was around?

Maybe a whole new routine in life did him well.

Maybe he was next in line to date Eris  :dunno:
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: Parts on November 28, 2012, 01:27:34 PM
Wasn't he moving, last time he was around?

Maybe a whole new routine in life did him well.

I hope for his sake it worked out for him but he had the 'poor me' attitude that makes me think otherwise
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: 'andersom' on November 28, 2012, 03:09:16 PM
Wasn't he moving, last time he was around?

Maybe a whole new routine in life did him well.

I hope for his sake it worked out for him but he had the 'poor me' attitude that makes me think otherwise

Hope so too. His moments of letting go of that "poor me" attitude were rare indeed. But, who knows.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: odeon on November 28, 2012, 03:26:16 PM
Nah. He is not going to change.
Title: Re: Where's Felcher Aspie?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 29, 2012, 09:45:35 AM
  I think he will change when staying the same becomes painful.  That's how it is for a lot of us.   :apondering: