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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: drewtheyellow on November 01, 2006, 11:51:37 AM
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Seeing the wild success of the topic "The right to bear arms" I think that the next logical step is to go onto the right to arm bears and the many benefits that this can bring. For one, if we arm bears then there will be less forest fires as Smokey will shoot the SOBs. As well, if we arm bears then we also have an instant militia force defending our forests from intrusion. Many people would think "why arm bears?" well, they aren't looking at the real question which is "how can we not arm bears?". I think that arming bears is necessary in the name of freedom and patriotism and anyone who opposes me are sociopathic pinko-commu-nazis. ;D
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:laugh: Good one!
I was thinking... Hey, Scrapheap, Litigious, et al, let's just leave this discussion. You won't convert me, and I won't convert you. We'll quote statistics on each other, we'll call each other names, we'll insult Charlton Heston, again, to what use?
We'll not agree, but I'm afraid I might piss you off and you'd come waving with your guns. ;)
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I approve of arming bears. :evillaugh:
*edit: 3000 posts, wooyay O0
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I also support the right to Arm Bears, not only for the reasons, drewtheyellow stated! But, lets make hunting season a REAL sport, mano a bearo or for that matter, mano a Deero. I mean think of the thrill of hunting something that can also shoot the hunter as well as stuff and mount them on their den wall. It would also provide a good source of protein and fat to bulk up the bears for hibernation. It would also serve the purpose of culling the idiotic and stupid hunters that drink :glug: while hunting and shoot at anything that moves. :tooledup: Including houses, cats, dogs, horses, cows, barns and people just wanting to enjoy their yards. :truce:
So I support the right to arm bears, deer, coyotes, foxes, wolves, moose yadda yadda yadda!
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:laugh: Good one!
I was thinking... Hey, Scrapheap, Litigious, et al, let's just leave this discussion. You won't convert me, and I won't convert you. We'll quote statistics on each other, we'll call each other names, we'll insult Charlton Heston, again, to what use?
We'll not agree, but I'm afraid I might piss you off and you'd come waving with your guns. ;)
:agreed:
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i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.
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i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.
:laugh:,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic ;)
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i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.
:laugh:,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic ;)
i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.
i am not flo, you know.
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Though We had one that wanted for the bears to bear arms. ;D
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i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.
:laugh:,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic ;)
i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.
i am not flo, you know.
Wow, I'm impressed it seems like you've really been working on your impulse control issues.
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i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.
:laugh:,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic ;)
i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.
i am not flo, you know.
Wow, I'm impressed it seems like you've really been working on your impulse control issues.
No SHIT! I want to know your secret, McJ.
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:laugh: Good one!
I was thinking... Hey, Scrapheap, Litigious, et al, let's just leave this discussion. You won't convert me, and I won't convert you. We'll quote statistics on each other, we'll call each other names, we'll insult Charlton Heston, again, to what use?
We'll not agree, but I'm afraid I might piss you off and you'd come waving with your guns. ;)
Fair enough. Keep in mind I was arguing with you about one topic, I'm not gonna run off and say your mom fucks geese or something. We disagree, no big deal. Like all debates, I just wanted to try and open your mind to the other side. Yeah, people are afraid of anything associated with violence, including firearms, and I understand that. I don't own firearms to shoot people, I own them for recreation.
I just hate that some people have to fuck it up for everyone. And that's what some people want, to take away firearms completely because some fuckhead who couldn't graduate elementary school and robs people to survive carries a plastic brick (otherwise known as a Glock 17) and compensates for a small penis by threatening people with it. I, on the other hand, pay taxes and obey the law, and don't want my freedoms infringed upon more than they already are.
Anyway, I'm done with this topic too. I agree that we can go back and forth, but while I can understand your fear/hatred of firearms, you don't seem to be able to understand my side, probably because you haven't had experience with them, which is no fault. I don't like the 'I don't like ____, so no one should _____!" mentality myself.
-Corey
Edit: Damn similar topic names, I didn't realize this was the gag topic ;p
Oh well, same difference.
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i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.
:laugh:,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic ;)
i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.
i am not flo, you know.
Wow, I'm impressed it seems like you've really been working on your impulse control issues.
No SHIT! I want to know your secret, McJ.
i masturbate.
it tends to make me at peace with all things.
btw- i prefer to masturbate in a sleeveless shirt. :handjob:
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I must not be doing enough of that lately Myself. ;D
i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.
:laugh:,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic ;)
i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.
i am not flo, you know.
Wow, I'm impressed it seems like you've really been working on your impulse control issues.
No SHIT! I want to know your secret, McJ.
i masturbate.
it tends to make me at peace with all things.
btw- i prefer to masturbate in a sleeveless shirt. :handjob:
At all. ;D
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i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.
i am not flo, you know.
Yeah, I started this topic for that exact reason. I mean, as much as I'd want to post that in there, I got the feeling it wouldn't fit right.
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I know the animal rights people would throw a fit, but I think slapping metal plates on the sides of bears, and mounting gun turrets on the top and training it to move remotely with small electric shocks would be cheap and easy compared to all the cost and complexity of building a tank, and training people to use em. You could control bear tanks with a bored 12 year old who got kicked out of the arcade that day for kicking the drink machine for eating a dollar.
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i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.
i am not flo, you know.
Yeah, I started this topic for that exact reason. I mean, as much as I'd want to post that in there, I got the feeling it wouldn't fit right.
me, i am too far removed from reality and college to remember the important sides of an issue. yet i enjoy reading other peoples thoughts on the matter.
thanks drew for this counter thread for the peeps like me, who, enjoy a little light humour.
personally, i have lost the stomach for 'taking sides' type issues. i have found that many people have their beliefs in place and will not be swayed.
though i reiterate, i do enjoy reading both sides of an issue.
i especially enjoy seeing Odeon get pwned.
J/K. i don't really enjoy it, but it was entertaining this time around.
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I know the animal rights people would throw a fit, but I think slapping metal plates on the sides of bears, and mounting gun turrets on the top and training it to move remotely with small electric shocks would be cheap and easy compared to all the cost and complexity of building a tank, and training people to use em. You could control bear tanks with a bored 12 year old who got kicked out of the arcade that day for kicking the drink machine for eating a dollar.
Just give them free hamburgers. Who can resist a nice good free hamburger? :evillaugh:
me, i am too far removed from reality and college to remember the important sides of an issue. yet i enjoy reading other peoples thoughts on the matter.
thanks drew for this counter thread for the peeps like me, who, enjoy a little light humour.
personally, i have lost the stomach for 'taking sides' type issues. i have found that many people have their beliefs in place and will not be swayed.
though i reiterate, i do enjoy reading both sides of an issue.
i especially enjoy seeing Odeon get pwned.
J/K. i don't really enjoy it, but it was entertaining this time around.
No probs, I just wanted to see that the important issues finally received attention.
Yeah, well, I can see both sides of an issue but to be honest, gun rights are not one of my key issues. I mean, living in America, I need to remember that our founding principles were the right to shoot anything we dislike and to hate taxation, but of course this must be balanced with other concerns as well.
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I actually don't have a problem with guns, it's the idiots and drool monkeys who make it bad for the responsible gun owners. Despite my little diatribe earlier I don't have a problem with legitimate hunting and hunters either. Poachers, irresponsible hunters and just plain jerks, once again do the damage for those who hunt responsibly. Take out the factor of the idiots, twits, jerks and fools and we wouldn't be having this debate!
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I actually don't have a problem with guns, it's the idiots and drool monkeys who make it bad for the responsible gun owners. Despite my little diatribe earlier I don't have a problem with legitimate hunting and hunters either. Poachers, irresponsible hunters and just plain jerks, once again do the damage for those who hunt responsibly. Take out the factor of the idiots, twits, jerks and fools and we wouldn't be having this debate!
When I was a kid, in the town where I lived, a hunter brought a cow into the weighing station thinking he had shot a deer.... he was that drunk. :-\
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If humans weren't humans a lot of problems would be solved.
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i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.
i am not flo, you know.
Yeah, I started this topic for that exact reason. I mean, as much as I'd want to post that in there, I got the feeling it wouldn't fit right.
me, i am too far removed from reality and college to remember the important sides of an issue. yet i enjoy reading other peoples thoughts on the matter.
thanks drew for this counter thread for the peeps like me, who, enjoy a little light humour.
personally, i have lost the stomach for 'taking sides' type issues. i have found that many people have their beliefs in place and will not be swayed.
though i reiterate, i do enjoy reading both sides of an issue.
i especially enjoy seeing Odeon get pwned.
J/K. i don't really enjoy it, but it was entertaining this time around.
but Odeon didn't get pwned in that debate :evillaugh:
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Anyway, I'm done with this topic too. I agree that we can go back and forth, but while I can understand your fear/hatred of firearms, you don't seem to be able to understand my side, probably because you haven't had experience with them, which is no fault. I don't like the 'I don't like ____, so no one should _____!" mentality myself.
I do understand your pov. I just don't agree with it.
I was done with this until I saw the above, and had to reply to it. NOW I'm done, too.
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i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.
i am not flo, you know.
Yeah, I started this topic for that exact reason. I mean, as much as I'd want to post that in there, I got the feeling it wouldn't fit right.
me, i am too far removed from reality and college to remember the important sides of an issue. yet i enjoy reading other peoples thoughts on the matter.
thanks drew for this counter thread for the peeps like me, who, enjoy a little light humour.
personally, i have lost the stomach for 'taking sides' type issues. i have found that many people have their beliefs in place and will not be swayed.
though i reiterate, i do enjoy reading both sides of an issue.
i especially enjoy seeing Odeon get pwned.
J/K. i don't really enjoy it, but it was entertaining this time around.
but Odeon didn't get pwned in that debate :evillaugh:
oh, i meant to say and Quirky Carla. :eyebrows:
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I was pwned in your dreams, McJ. Waking up is a bitch, isn't it? ;)
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I was pwned in your dreams, McJ. Waking up is a bitch, isn't it? ;)
TOM, certainly is. ;)
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i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.
i am not flo, you know.
Yeah, I started this topic for that exact reason. I mean, as much as I'd want to post that in there, I got the feeling it wouldn't fit right.
me, i am too far removed from reality and college to remember the important sides of an issue. yet i enjoy reading other peoples thoughts on the matter.
thanks drew for this counter thread for the peeps like me, who, enjoy a little light humour.
personally, i have lost the stomach for 'taking sides' type issues. i have found that many people have their beliefs in place and will not be swayed.
though i reiterate, i do enjoy reading both sides of an issue.
i especially enjoy seeing Odeon get pwned.
J/K. i don't really enjoy it, but it was entertaining this time around.
but Odeon didn't get pwned in that debate :evillaugh:
oh, i meant to say and Quirky Carla. :eyebrows:
I didn't get pwned, I just got bored with it, and I thought odeon and Kiss_My_AS said it better than I could have.
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i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.
i am not flo, you know.
Yeah, I started this topic for that exact reason. I mean, as much as I'd want to post that in there, I got the feeling it wouldn't fit right.
me, i am too far removed from reality and college to remember the important sides of an issue. yet i enjoy reading other peoples thoughts on the matter.
thanks drew for this counter thread for the peeps like me, who, enjoy a little light humour.
personally, i have lost the stomach for 'taking sides' type issues. i have found that many people have their beliefs in place and will not be swayed.
though i reiterate, i do enjoy reading both sides of an issue.
i especially enjoy seeing Odeon get pwned.
J/K. i don't really enjoy it, but it was entertaining this time around.
but Odeon didn't get pwned in that debate :evillaugh:
oh, i meant to say and Quirky Carla. :eyebrows:
I didn't get pwned, I just got bored with it, and I thought odeon and Kiss_My_AS said it better than I could have.
re-pwned².
btw- did you know that i do not own any guns?
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meh. fine, whatever. i still stand by my opinion though.
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/me thinks McJ should leave this particular topic, considering that he wasn't part of it. ::)
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/me thinks McJ should leave this particular topic, considering that he wasn't part of it. ::)
Uh, isn't that the "joy" of Intensity, to inject yourself into a topic with care free abandon. :eyebrows:
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/me thinks McJ should leave this particular topic, considering that he wasn't part of it. ::)
haha, now McJagger's been pwn3d
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/me thinks McJ should leave this particular topic, considering that he wasn't part of it. ::)
Uh, isn't that the "joy" of Intensity, to inject yourself into a topic with care free abandon. :eyebrows:
The modus operandi being "care free". :laugh:
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/me thinks McJ should leave this particular topic, considering that he wasn't part of it. ::)
haha, now McJagger's been pwn3d
so it is true.
i will get you yet. you haven't heard the last from me.
:'( i have been pwned to the maximum degree.
major pwnage.
i am pwnzeered.
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Have some cookies. Maybe they'll cheer you up.
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Have some cookies. Maybe they'll cheer you up.
i love peanut butter cookies.
thank you!
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Can I have some too? :drool:
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You're the master of the aspie elite, you don't even have to ask. :laugh:
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Can I have some too? :drool:
i will share.
unless there is just one left then its all yours. (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_4_24.gif)
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I love you guys. :'(
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aww...
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:puke:
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its emo time!
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:puke: 2
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Dunc and PI, I love you too. :'( :'( :'(
I'm sooooo emo right now. I'm also sick and have a fever, but don't let that stop you.
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Dunc and PI, I love you too. :'( :'( :'(
I'm sooooo emo right now. I'm also sick and have a fever, but don't let that stop you.
I know what your feeling :puke:, if this cold doesn't leave me soon, I'm going to kill someone. If I do it will be some asshole who desperately deserves it. Any requests?? :tooledup: :flamer: :boxers:
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Dunc and PI, I love you too. :'( :'( :'(
I'm sooooo emo right now. I'm also sick and have a fever, but don't let that stop you.
are you hopped up on some good drugs?
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IMHO, the only thing that makes a cold or flu bearable, besides the Tylenol, sudafed and a hot drink, is a good stiff shot (or 2+) of whatever your favorite alcohol. If I'm going to be sick and miserable, then I'll be sick and buzzed, at least I'll have a smile on my face and won't care!
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Dunc and PI, I love you too. :'( :'( :'(
I'm sooooo emo right now. I'm also sick and have a fever, but don't let that stop you.
are you hopped up on some good drugs?
Some whisky but mainly painkillers and stuff. My joints hurt like hell.
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Some whisky but mainly painkillers and stuff. My joints hurt like hell.
Know how You feel a bit My left knee gives Me a lot of trouble here and there. I had to have surgery on it in July of 2000. Some type of infection after hurting it set in. Never been the same since either.
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I love you guys. :'(
We love you too, Odeon. 8)
Hope you feel better soon. I wonder if the joint pain is from your immune system fighting whatever bug you have? I used to take echinacea for colds and it helped the cold get better, but it made my joints ache.
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It's a bit better today, butI'm not out of it yet.
My joints always hurt when I have a fever. Weird, but that's the way my body works. ???
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That's the way most peoples' bodies work when they have some kind of bad infection with high fever. I think it's the immune system working very hard to get rid of the infection. After all, arthritis is the immune system being over-active and attacking the own body. But joint ache by high fever is just a sign of health.
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If a bear didn't have arms how would it hold up the shark?
(http://www.hrwiki.org/images/1/18/bearholdingshark.png)
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If a bear didn't have arms how would it hold up the shark?
(http://www.hrwiki.org/images/1/18/bearholdingshark.png)
:LMAO:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFtpwMnCVCs
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I at least see the right to arm black bears - I don't think the Chinese need their gallbladders THAT bad that it shouldn't at least be a bit of a sporting challenge to take em out. As for arming em, RPGs might be ok but I still think stock in Microsoft and Halliburton might give them more clout >:D.
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I hope you anti-gunners never will have to face the result of the citizens being unarmed or bearing arms being a privilege. This is actually nothing to joke about, but I can't care anymore. It's pointless.
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The result of citizens being unarmed? Other than the survivors, you mean? :P
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The result of the citizens being unarmed, when some jerk finally takes our last rights away from us for the sake of "freedom" and "democracy" and to protect us from ourselves...
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I was right, then: actual survivors. People who live to see another day. Neighbours not shooting each other by mistake.
All you need is love, Litigious.
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Maybe. But there's too little love in the world or it's expressed the wrong way.
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Lets Us all arm the bears and Us to and be done with it. :evillaugh:
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Can't have armed bears running around. Come hunting season and we'll need to worry. :P
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Oh lets just put our arms around each other and sing rousing rendition of "Kum Bay Yah" and John Lennon"s "Imagine", then commemorate our love for each other with an all out orgy! :eyebrows:
*ozymandias is out of his mind at the moment, back in 10 minutes!*
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i wonder when odeon and litigious are going to have it out in the main event....
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I hope those who are for guns never have your children get injured in a school shooting or have your kid somehow get ahold of their gun and shoot up their school.
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Oh lets just put our arms around each other and sing rousing rendition of "Kum Bay Yah" and John Lennon"s "Imagine", then commemorate our love for each other with an all out orgy! :eyebrows:
*ozymandias is out of his mind at the moment, back in 10 minutes!*
Hey, this doesn't sound too bad as long as you keep your hairy legs to yourself.
;)
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No Prob, I'm sworn to service the Goddess PI as her Boytoy! :eyebrows:
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i wonder when odeon and litigious are going to have it out in the main event....
Why should we?
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I think he's kind of joking.
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No Prob, I'm sworn to service the Goddess PI as her Boytoy! :eyebrows:
Don't you owe me a 'service' then?? ;)
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No Prob, I'm sworn to service the Goddess PI as her Boytoy! :eyebrows:
Don't you owe me a 'service' then?? ;)
I live to service, Madame! At your leisure and pleasure! :eyebrows: AFter all the trouble and effort at building your altar in a secret room in my house. ;)
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No Prob, I'm sworn to service the Goddess PI as her Boytoy! :eyebrows:
Don't you owe me a 'service' then?? ;)
I live to service, Madame! At your leisure and pleasure! :eyebrows: AFter all the trouble and effort at building your altar in a secret room in my house. ;)
I hope you didn't wear yourself out too much with all that building. :laugh:
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Nope, what wore me out was servicing the Missus on the Mattress Altar, to test it's firmness of course! :eyebrows: But, I have recovered rather nicely! :evillaugh: