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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: key Stats on April 07, 2009, 04:48:07 PM
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uote from: Joel Cairo on Yesterday at 09:42:36 AM
Quote from: key Stats on April 04, 2009, 11:32:04 PM
Quote from: Snowkane Girl on April 04, 2009, 11:27:52 PM
Hey stupid, couldn't reply to other posts or play quizzes to ring up your post count? Wink
would have taken a lot longer and much more effort involved, doesn't mean I'm stupid though Cry O RLY?
Or you could ask questions in the ask away topics. Good way to meet people and members love it when the first three pages in the unread posts are nothing but Ask Away threads. Cheesy Green
No true of all members.
thing is.. it's quite difficult to wade in and think of a bunch of inevitably inane questions after for whatever reason spending hours on threads to get some sort of scope of back history on a place.. instead of throwing questions out in efforts to meet members on threads which would otherwise take hours and nevertheless which I might well read later..
I thought, not that I am self presumptious, that instead I would just start an ask away thread - it seems so much simpler but I do not have much to say for myself; if anyone cares to reply then also you could talk about yourself instead.that is totally fine with me. I find there are protocols and that is okay for sure, this is how I attempt to honour them, I guess.
I also like dirty talking - puerile and grim no doubt, but nevertheless it is TRUE.
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oh well, the poll is there now - stupid. or not. haha I don't really know if I should be here at all actuallyso.ask away. or not.
but nevertheless,at least I was BRAVE - no pirates though even if it turned out I was an 'NT' haha :clap: :clap: :clap: < for me, it's internet and I need it right now
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yes, the poll was a bad idea, I know. and the 'nickname' is bad too.I could have found a better idea. Whichever whatever - I don't know any of you - but you, much of you do(know each other INRL - so, I'll just be blatant and not interbubble with your hubble of recent past and how you all are stuff amongst each other and simply say hello. ask anything you want. or not. If I'm found not in accord I'll be ejected, that's how I see it..
but irregardless, beautiful place you have.
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Hey Key Stats,
How come your avatar disappeared?
Will you get a new one?
And do you mind telling where you are from?
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key Stats I think you can take the poll down if you want to. If not, I can do it for you. :evillaugh:
I am glad you are enjoying it here. Don't worry, people will ask you questions. :)
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tried to paint
You said you tried to paint.
Did you mean painting as in a work of art or painting a wall or what?
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Can't thing of any questions now but you can change your own name in your profile if you don't like the one you picked
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Do you like anagrams? I was reading your name backward, and realised that "stats" is one.
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Do you like anagrams? I was reading your name backward, and realised that "stats" is one.
You mean a palindrome, don't you?
A palindrome means that the word or phrase is the same backwards as it is forward.
Like "Madam, I'm Adam."
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Quite right, Callaway. I'm more exhausted than I thought. :zzzzz: 'Night everyone....
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key stats just sounds so impersonal, but it's growing on me. at least it's interesting. :zombiefuck:
i also like scandisko. haha. makes me laugh.
shall i make you a key av key stats?
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do you want to rape my butthole?
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Do you like anagrams? I was reading your name backward, and realised that "stats" is one.
You mean a palindrome, don't you?
A palindrome means that the word or phrase is the same backwards as it is forward.
Like "Madam, I'm Adam."
"I Palindrome I" by They Might Be Giants
Someday mother will die and I'll get the money
Mom leans down and says, "My sentiments exactly,
You son of a bitch"
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
See that bulletproof dress hanging from the clothesline
See the medical chart with the random zig-zag
Now I'll help it decide
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
"Son I am able," she said "though you scare me."
"Watch," said I
"Beloved," I said "watch me scare you though." said she,
"Able am I, Son."
See the spring of the grandfather clock unwinding
(Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
See the hands of my offspring making windmills
(Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
Dad palindrome Dad
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
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Hey Key Stats,
How come your avatar disappeared?
Will you get a new one?
And do you mind telling where you are from?
The avatars came out kinda big and I haven't resized them but meantime then 'got into' the no avatar look - I figure they'll be one there soon.
I'm from the UK, England and Wales mainly. Genetically; mixed bag of Celtic and Scando back in back story. I don't mind saying at all :)
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key Stats I think you can take the poll down if you want to. If not, I can do it for you. :evillaugh:
I am glad you are enjoying it here. Don't worry, people will ask you questions. :)
lol thanks. I might take it down, if I can't figure out how, then yes, cheers - I'll ask you! ;) - it would seem to suit it's 'nature' perhaps.
Yes, it's worthwhile here, I've enjoyed it so far :) I surely don't want try rush ppl to ask me questions, just trying to embrace the openess in type here :)
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tried to paint
You said you tried to paint.
Did you mean painting as in a work of art or painting a wall or what?
yeah artwork wise - but there is some painting in the apartment I should do too when I have the umpf for it. I have no canvasses right now just these big pieces of cardboard - I'll still working into them - they make the paint look shitty when it dries though - it's a media *shrugs* I like the lofi aspect to it but will have to continue to work into it until I work out how to bring quality into painting on it..
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Can't thing of any questions now but you can change your own name in your profile if you don't like the one you picked
thanks. I might do. it might be a grower, dunno. good to be aware of the option though, thanks
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Quite right, Callaway. I'm more exhausted than I thought. :zzzzz: 'Night everyone....
I saw it was but it wasn't a defining factor consciously in choosing it - it was the first type I saw on the screen whilst registering - I didn't want to have to think on it too much.
I like palindromes, yes. Anagrams too but they are often too much, same with record shops,huge supermarkets and the like. I like lists of anagrams but just a couple of choice ones from a word or phrase is enough for me - I generally have aversion to reading lists of them.
It is a nice thing about the word 'stats'
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key stats just sounds so impersonal, but it's growing on me. at least it's interesting. :zombiefuck:
i also like scandisko. haha. makes me laugh.
shall i make you a key av key stats?
I am unsure of it now I have actually begun considering other nicks - which is what aI tried to avoid -haha - You could be right, it could be agrower but it might also just suck. it's how it rings, I'm not sure of it lol
Yes indeed, I am not sure what exaclty a key av is but if you are offering to make one for me, that sounds good. Yes, cheers. I guess I should 'karma' you. :plus:
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do you want to rape my butthole?
haha. rape is too strong for my own delectations. Aside from that,it's impossible to say .
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good luck
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do you want to rape my butthole?
haha. rape is too strong for my own delectations. Aside from that,it's impossible to say .
it's freshly shaved
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do you want to rape my butthole?
haha. rape is too strong for my own delectations. Aside from that,it's impossible to say .
it's freshly shaved
au naturelle isn't your bag then?
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only sometimes. i used to have my anal hair braided
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only sometimes. i used to have my anal hair braided
I can imagine if was the process where the ends of the braids are singed, it was eventful.
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only sometimes. i used to have my anal hair braided
calandale?
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only sometimes. i used to have my anal hair braided
calandale?
Nah! Calandale is far more interesting.
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i think it is calandale. i mean look at his title. isn't that calandale's? and he used to have that av. maybe he's trolling. ??? :P
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i think it is calandale. i mean look at his title. isn't that calandale's? and he used to have that av. maybe he's trolling. ??? :P
If so, then he has really gone downhill. It might be interesting to compare buttcoffee and calandale on zOMG! Since I'm not working today, maybe I can wander over there for some research.
I was wondering if it was an old calandale hater using references to him to mock him and put people off the trail. Regardless, it really is boring for trolling.
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either way, it's fucking dull :zoinks:
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tried to paint
You said you tried to paint.
Did you mean painting as in a work of art or painting a wall or what?
yeah artwork wise - but there is some painting in the apartment I should do too when I have the umpf for it. I have no canvasses right now just these big pieces of cardboard - I'll still working into them - they make the paint look shitty when it dries though - it's a media *shrugs* I like the lofi aspect to it but will have to continue to work into it until I work out how to bring quality into painting on it..
I started to post something last night, but I felt like you probably already know this if you are indeed a starving artist. If you have tried this, then ignore me - I mean no disrespect.
You mentioned cardboard, but have you white-washed the cardboard and then coated it with sanding sealer or simply give your affordable (free) (plywood, masonite, backer board, scammed foamboard from signs or posters ) media a coat of off-white paint of a different type from your artist colors. Use a fine textured roller and your surface will retain a "tooth" after it dries. It won't be absorbent, though, so it will really only work with oils or heavy acrylics.
This of course does not work for watercolors, but if you are really into water colors, you probably already have experience making your own absorbent paper from scrap, right?
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hm, I'm more from the collected stash of oils, stolen paint from big DIY stores, whatever I have pov. I'd love to work in oils but there is no way I can access the amounts I'd use.
Great tips, thanks :plus: I would have definitely prime what I've started on if I was more together.
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What do you do for work?
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I've been teaching English in Germany where I live but I phailed epically. One thing I screwed up for not forcing 40 something dole scum to follow the course like they had no choice and the other because it was really corporate and they said I was "too wild".I was always very stressed out inside while doing it - so much energy to contend with so many people when you're really not up for such things. Only job that was any cop here for me. I haven't actually worked since then, I asked in other schools but I think I'd been 'blackballed' in that specific network at that time.
At the moment I am unemployable not to mention my Deutsche is crap. I'm sure I could work very well at something appropriate *shrugs*
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Don't feel bad your at least one up on me in the language department. I still work construction even though I have a degree in Biology I could never teach people make me too nervous
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I couldn't really do it either. It was the only option really jobwise *shrugs* edit) or at least something that may have worked anyhow.. I was really just too inconsistent by the given minimum standard. Dealing with so many people in such a futile setting was extremely stressful and debilitating also.
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What do you do for work?
collect welfare
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What do you do for work?
collect welfare
Me too! Since I was discharged from hospital anyhow.
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What do you do for work?
collect welfare
Me too! Since I was discharged from hospital anyhow.
Were you sick?
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Yeah, I was in a mess.
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Yeah, I was in a mess.
I'm glad that you are better now.
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Thanks, me too
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that's what you get for not washing you dick in the sink after you fucked the pink
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:zoinks:
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that's what you get for not washing you dick in the sink after you fucked the pink
I dare say it would be but in my case is was because I had assaulted some police officers who seemed keen on a bit of gratuitous brutality whilst I somewhat worse for wear and zoned out on zopiclon. Very luckily for me an intervention by a Paramedic ensured I was taken to a hospital and not the jail. The charges were waived as the doctors were told by the paramedics that I had not initiated the violence and they rubber stamped that I was of diminished responsibility at that point of time in question.
They decided to keep me in hospital because of concerns about how much zopiclon and tramadol + drink I had been ingesting over the previous few days and not least because they dredged up a psych report where obviously I'd been labelled off as a 'conspiracy nut wackjob' *shrugs*. I had seen a psychologist for a while at an earlier time - mainly due to the fact that my partner at the time wanted us both 'to do' 'therapy'. I found it a rather pointless exercise but it gave me a bit of a free chat once a week when social contact was fast ebbing away and it gave him some cash - my health insurance covered it - it turned out my psychologist was a cult devotee (literally) of the Indian shyster Osho - this I found to be funny so preceded to ask about this and started telling him all the things I had been reading into *shrugs*
blah blah. The police still seem intent of causing me some hassle and I hope it will just be over soon tbh. I guess they really despise people getting away with hitting them - if only I could remember that *sigh*
or otherwise:
No, I was fucking the sink itself actually and literally managed to plug it with myself, then needed the fire brigade to cut away from the basin using the jaws of life.
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that's what you get for not washing you dick in the sink after you fucked the pink
I dare say it would be but in my case is was because I had assaulted some police officers who seemed keen on a bit of gratuitous brutality whilst I somewhat worse for wear and zoned out on zopiclon. Very luckily for me an intervention by a Paramedic ensured I was taken to a hospital and not the jail. The charges were waived as the doctors were told by the paramedics that I had not initiated the violence and they rubber stamped that I was of diminished responsibility at that point of time in question.
They decided to keep me in hospital because of concerns about how much zopiclon and tramadol + drink I had been ingesting over the previous few days and not least because they dredged up a psych report where obviously I'd been labelled off as a 'conspiracy nut wackjob' *shrugs*. I had seen a psychologist for a while at an earlier time - mainly due to the fact that my partner at the time wanted us both 'to do' 'therapy'. I found it a rather pointless exercise but it gave me a bit of a free chat once a week when social contact was fast ebbing away and it gave him some cash - my health insurance covered it - it turned out my psychologist was a cult devotee (literally) of the Indian shyster Osho - this I found to be funny so preceded to ask about this and started telling him all the things I had been reading into *shrugs*
blah blah. The police still seem intent of causing me some hassle and I hope it will just be over soon tbh. I guess they really despise people getting away with hitting them - if only I could remember that *sigh*
or otherwise:
No, I was fucking the sink itself actually and literally managed to plug it with myself, then needed the fire brigade to cut away from the basin using the jaws of life.
Wow your an very interesting person glad your here :plus:
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that's what you get for not washing you dick in the sink after you fucked the pink
I dare say it would be but in my case is was because I had assaulted some police officers who seemed keen on a bit of gratuitous brutality whilst I somewhat worse for wear and zoned out on zopiclon. Very luckily for me an intervention by a Paramedic ensured I was taken to a hospital and not the jail. The charges were waived as the doctors were told by the paramedics that I had not initiated the violence and they rubber stamped that I was of diminished responsibility at that point of time in question.
They decided to keep me in hospital because of concerns about how much zopiclon and tramadol + drink I had been ingesting over the previous few days and not least because they dredged up a psych report where obviously I'd been labelled off as a 'conspiracy nut wackjob' *shrugs*. I had seen a psychologist for a while at an earlier time - mainly due to the fact that my partner at the time wanted us both 'to do' 'therapy'. I found it a rather pointless exercise but it gave me a bit of a free chat once a week when social contact was fast ebbing away and it gave him some cash - my health insurance covered it - it turned out my psychologist was a cult devotee (literally) of the Indian shyster Osho - this I found to be funny so preceded to ask about this and started telling him all the things I had been reading into *shrugs*
blah blah. The police still seem intent of causing me some hassle and I hope it will just be over soon tbh. I guess they really despise people getting away with hitting them - if only I could remember that *sigh*
or otherwise:
No, I was fucking the sink itself actually and literally managed to plug it with myself, then needed the fire brigade to cut away from the basin using the jaws of life.
Wow your an very interesting person glad your here :plus:
Why thankyou, Parts :eyelash:
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How are you posting your Youtubes? Wondering because it looks like HTML code. They work fine if you copy the information from the address bar on the Youtube site and paste it in your post here. It will show up automatically when you post.
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hehe amerika's arse end - you can neg my 'karma' all you like - I don't give a fuck about the stuff, you silly numpty
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hehe amerika's arse end - you can neg my 'karma' all you like - I don't give a fuck about the stuff, you silly numpty
haha bring it on cheesemonkey.
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How are you posting your Youtubes? Wondering because it looks like HTML code. They work fine if you copy the information from the address bar on the Youtube site and paste it in your post here. It will show up automatically when you post.
first I was using the embed code but that was posting up 2 videos, then I started to delete some of the code which resulted in just one video but a scrawl of code still remaining, then I worked out to just do it like you advised. thanks for the tip :) here have some karma :plus:
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Hey thanks. :)
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np :)
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hehe amerika's arse end - you can neg my 'karma' all you like - I don't give a fuck about the stuff, you silly numpty
haha bring it on cheesemonkey.
thanks for the +1 karma, i'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy that i am wet
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cool. be careful you don't drown :hanged:
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here's some pictures of me, so you's at I2 can realise me better:
(http://forum.conspiracycentral.net/uploads/1222665235/gallery_14609_52_1526.jpg)
i'm a profi with a catapult - if you look in you'll see the stone. I'd probably qualify as a sniper in terms of eye if I was inclined to that military bozo crap *shrugs*
(http://forum.conspiracycentral.net/uploads/1237397164/gallery_14609_52_17350.jpg)
(http://forum.conspiracycentral.net/uploads/1237397164/gallery_14609_52_52554.jpg)
you know, whatev..
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Nice pictures, Key Stats. You remind me of someone I used to know.
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Nice pictures, Key Stats. You remind me of someone I used to know.
I hope they weren't a fwit :D
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Nice pictures, Key Stats. You remind me of someone I used to know.
I hope they weren't a fwit :D
No, he wasn't. He was a close friend who died several years ago.
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Nice pictures, Key Stats. You remind me of someone I used to know.
I hope they weren't a fwit :D
No, he wasn't. He was a close friend who died several years ago.
Yah, it sucks when close friends die. I'm happy I reminded you of him :)
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A person in a tunnel.
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how deep does the rabbit hole go?