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Title: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: the evil one on October 07, 2008, 03:07:20 PM
Go on and ask.
Title: Re: Ask a pansexual sick-freak.
Post by: odeon on October 07, 2008, 03:44:27 PM
About what?
Title: Re: Ask a pansexual sick-freak.
Post by: ApotheosisIV on October 07, 2008, 03:44:40 PM
You fuck anything?
Title: Re: Ask a pansexual sick-freak.
Post by: Parts on October 07, 2008, 03:48:24 PM
Or do you only fuck pans :P
Title: Re: Ask a pansexual sick-freak.
Post by: the evil one on October 07, 2008, 04:57:08 PM
You fuck anything?

I fuck adult humans who:
-want to fuck me
-can hold an interesting conversation about music with me first
-are slightly crazy but not enough to really hurt me
Title: Re: Ask a pansexual sick-freak.
Post by: ApotheosisIV on October 07, 2008, 05:36:34 PM
You fuck anything?

I fuck adult humans who:
-want to fuck me
-can hold an interesting conversation about music with me first
-are slightly crazy but not enough to really hurt me

0-3 here.
Good luck elsewhere.
Title: Re: Ask a pansexual sick-freak.
Post by: Alex179 on October 07, 2008, 06:02:22 PM
You fuck anything?

I fuck adult humans who:
-want to fuck me
-can hold an interesting conversation about music with me first
-are slightly crazy but not enough to really hurt me
Really?   What continent are you on?   I forgot.
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: Alex179 on October 07, 2008, 06:03:30 PM
Could you explain your user name?   I remember it somewhat from zomg, but I am sure some of the people here do not know the inspiration.
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: the evil one on October 07, 2008, 06:34:33 PM
Hey, my standards aren't really that low.  I was summarizing in order to keep the post short.
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: Alex179 on October 07, 2008, 06:46:29 PM
Hey, my standards aren't really that low.  I was summarizing in order to keep the post short.
Major burn to me.   I guess your standards would have to be really low in my case lol.

Also read the question regarding your name.   As I remember sorta what it was about (some song).
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: the evil one on October 07, 2008, 06:55:43 PM
Hey, my standards aren't really that low.  I was summarizing in order to keep the post short.
Major burn to me.   I guess your standards would have to be really low in my case lol.

Also read the question regarding your name.   As I remember sorta what it was about (some song).

Oh, sorry.  That wasn't directed at you in particular; I just wanted to clarify.  I say a lot of things that aren't meant to be taken completely seriously.

My name comes from my favorite Roky Erickson record.  And I live in North America.
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: Mr Smith on October 07, 2008, 07:14:25 PM
Are you a bisexual sick freak?
Title: Re: Ask a pansexual sick-freak.
Post by: Tesla on October 07, 2008, 09:12:38 PM
You fuck anything?

I fuck adult humans who:
-want to fuck me
-can hold an interesting conversation about music with me first
-are slightly crazy but not enough to really hurt me
Your place or mine?
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: the evil one on October 08, 2008, 08:54:09 AM
Are you a bisexual sick freak?

Bisexual, yes.  Sick freak?  Depends on the definition.
Title: Re: Ask a pansexual sick-freak.
Post by: the evil one on October 08, 2008, 08:56:08 AM
You fuck anything?

I fuck adult humans who:
-want to fuck me
-can hold an interesting conversation about music with me first
-are slightly crazy but not enough to really hurt me
Your place or mine?

How about your local cemetery?
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 09, 2008, 07:34:38 AM
Rigormortis


Sounds swell!  :asthing:
Title: Re: Ask a pansexual sick-freak.
Post by: Aspie Bitch from Hell on October 25, 2008, 05:56:50 PM
You fuck anything?

I fuck adult humans who:
-want to fuck me
-can hold an interesting conversation about music with me first
-are slightly crazy but not enough to really hurt me

I'll hurt ya!  :pwned:
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: El on April 01, 2009, 06:42:51 AM
I had a lovely time last week.  You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more.  But how come you never called me back?
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: the evil one on May 05, 2009, 03:37:07 AM
I'm back.  You can start asking me stuff again if you want to.
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: Callaway on May 05, 2009, 03:38:20 AM
I'm back.  You can start asking me stuff again if you want to.

Where have you been?
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: the evil one on May 05, 2009, 03:46:34 AM
I'm back.  You can start asking me stuff again if you want to.

Where have you been?

All over the world.
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 05, 2009, 08:47:25 AM
FAGGOT. >:D
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: Alex179 on May 05, 2009, 10:54:02 AM
I'm back.  You can start asking me stuff again if you want to.

Where have you been?

All over the world.
  Did you enjoy any place in particular?
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: the evil one on May 05, 2009, 08:04:50 PM
I'm back.  You can start asking me stuff again if you want to.

Where have you been?

All over the world.
  Did you enjoy any place in particular?

I enjoyed every place in a different way, but my favorite is the place where I have come to rest.
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: punkdrew on May 05, 2009, 10:51:09 PM
Everybody loves you when you're bi.
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: the evil one on May 06, 2009, 03:12:04 AM
Everybody loves you when you're bi.

Wow.  If only that were true . . .  I could take over the world and give everyone a free Slinky.

(http://mylaurier.ca/content/documents/Image/rainbow/images/slinky.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 06, 2009, 05:44:05 AM
wat :orly:
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: the evil one on May 06, 2009, 08:59:07 AM
am i a twat?? :orly:

maybe  :orly:
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 06, 2009, 10:34:17 AM
Aw shit ya got me. ;)
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: odeon on May 08, 2009, 02:34:24 PM
Everybody loves you when you're bi.

Wow.  If only that were true . . .  I could take over the world and give everyone a free Slinky.

(http://mylaurier.ca/content/documents/Image/rainbow/images/slinky.jpg)

I remember those. Not THAT fun, thank you.
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: DirtDawg on May 08, 2009, 04:45:40 PM
Everybody loves you when you're bi.

Wow.  If only that were true . . .  I could take over the world and give everyone a free Slinky.

(http://mylaurier.ca/content/documents/Image/rainbow/images/slinky.jpg)

I remember those. Not THAT fun, thank you.


I hate them!

It has become common knowledge that I am a Master Untangler of everything tangled. I spent most of my time untangling other peoples slinky mistakes.
 :grrr:
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 09, 2009, 07:32:55 AM
Everybody loves you when you're bi.

Wow.  If only that were true . . .  I could take over the world and give everyone a free Slinky.

(http://mylaurier.ca/content/documents/Image/rainbow/images/slinky.jpg)

I remember those. Not THAT fun, thank you.


I hate them!

It has become common knowledge that I am a Master Untangler of everything tangled. I spent most of my time untangling other peoples slinky mistakes.
 :grrr:

So true.

And slinkies are so boring to untangle.
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: DirtDawg on May 09, 2009, 01:07:36 PM
Everybody loves you when you're bi.

Wow.  If only that were true . . .  I could take over the world and give everyone a free Slinky.

(http://mylaurier.ca/content/documents/Image/rainbow/images/slinky.jpg)

I remember those. Not THAT fun, thank you.


I hate them!

It has become common knowledge that I am a Master Untangler of everything tangled. I spent most of my time untangling other peoples slinky mistakes.
 :grrr:

So true.

And slinkies are so boring to untangle.

 :agreed:

Pearls are so much more rewarding.

When I was still doing portraits, I often found a family distraught, from trying to untangle some precious heirloom necklace, but I always asked if I could try, and I usually had EVERYTHING untangled during the walk from the waiting room to the camera room. I often had to practically beg for a chance to "try."   I have yet to find a multi-tangled necklace of any material that I could not "almost instantly"  untangle. I don't even have to look - I can just feel how to pull and the necklace usually does the rest by itself.  I can not describe or substantiate this to anyone, though. It just IS.

That might make me some kind of Necklace Whisperer.


:hide:
Title: Re: Ask a bisexual sick-freak.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 09, 2009, 03:43:11 PM
Everybody loves you when you're bi.

Wow.  If only that were true . . .  I could take over the world and give everyone a free Slinky.

(http://mylaurier.ca/content/documents/Image/rainbow/images/slinky.jpg)

I remember those. Not THAT fun, thank you.


I hate them!

It has become common knowledge that I am a Master Untangler of everything tangled. I spent most of my time untangling other peoples slinky mistakes.
 :grrr:

So true.

And slinkies are so boring to untangle.

 :agreed:

Pearls are so much more rewarding.

When I was still doing portraits, I often found a family distraught, from trying to untangle some precious heirloom necklace, but I always asked if I could try, and I usually had EVERYTHING untangled during the walk from the waiting room to the camera room. I often had to practically beg for a chance to "try."   I have yet to find a multi-tangled necklace of any material that I could not "almost instantly"  untangle. I don't even have to look - I can just feel how to pull and the necklace usually does the rest by itself.  I can not describe or substantiate this to anyone, though. It just IS.

That might make me some kind of Necklace Whisperer.


:hide:

True again.

My girls like playing with coloured wool and cotton. And they do get it heavily entangled most of the time. They will ask me. All kinds of entanglements are nice to try. When the girls went to kindergarten some mothers noticed my talent with shoelaces. There where they were ready to grab scissors, I would just get all the knots out without a problem. Somehow the threads, laces, beads, tell my fingers what to do. And following the directions they give is quite relaxing. And indeed, they do what needs doing themselves. As if it only needs 'libertion'.