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Title: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:20:47 PM
(http://martybugs.net/photography/images/200506_gopher.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 20, 2007, 11:23:30 PM
*raises his groundhog*

(to be a fine upstanding member of the groundhog community)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:24:22 PM
*raises his groundhog*

(to be a fine upstanding member of the groundhog community)



fuck you, you silly bitch.


I want an actual groundhog, not your WORDS.

Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 20, 2007, 11:26:09 PM
(http://merrimusings.mu.nu/archives/images/groundhog.bmp)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:26:39 PM
BWAHAHHAHHA!!! nice guns.


Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:27:20 PM
(http://www.zinkwazi.com/blog/images/531861953__dsc9741p.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 20, 2007, 11:28:38 PM
(http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-groundhog-druggie-2xM.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:38:39 PM
okay...now the rambo one was believable...but a joint rolling gopher???

no way.


you made that up.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 20, 2007, 11:40:09 PM
you made that up.

Pictures never lie.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:42:24 PM
you made that up.

Pictures never lie.

true. never.

(http://www.ucalgary.ca/~gauntlet/eg/features/stories/torrington/grocer.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 20, 2007, 11:44:39 PM
Pictures never lie.

true. never.

Never. ever.

(http://www.ucolick.org/~mountain/AAA/answers/answers/groundhog.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:45:12 PM
outloud.

Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 20, 2007, 11:50:33 PM
outloud.

*pumps fist*
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:51:44 PM
outloud.

*pumps fist*

I know you did, too. FOR REAL. loser.


(I won't even tell you, that earlier, I was caught making murloc sounds outloud, when I thought I was the only grown up in the house.)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Calandale on June 20, 2007, 11:53:13 PM
outloud.

*pumps fist*

I know you did, too. FOR REAL. loser.


(I won't even tell you, that earlier, I was caught mkaing murloc sounds outloud, when I thought I was the only grown up in the house.)

Why does this just seem so wrong?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 20, 2007, 11:53:20 PM
outloud.

*pumps fist*

I know you did, too. FOR REAL. loser.


(I won't even tell you, that earlier, I was caught mkaing murloc sounds outloud, when I thought I was the only grown up in the house.)

The groundhog king is not amused. Nor is his trusty farmer sidekick.

(http://www.groundhogsday.com/images/links.groundhogking.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:54:34 PM
outloud.

*pumps fist*

I know you did, too. FOR REAL. loser.


(I won't even tell you, that earlier, I was caught mkaing murloc sounds outloud, when I thought I was the only grown up in the house.)

Why does this just seem so wrong?

because you're a jellyfish face.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:55:03 PM
outloud.

*pumps fist*

I know you did, too. FOR REAL. loser.


(I won't even tell you, that earlier, I was caught making murloc sounds outloud, when I thought I was the only grown up in the house.)

The groundhog king is not amused. Nor is his trusty farmer sidekick.

(http://www.groundhogsday.com/images/links.groundhogking.jpg)

oh that is PRETTY.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 20, 2007, 11:56:32 PM
oh that is PRETTY.

Who knows how to get you all stirred up and bubbling like I do?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:57:32 PM
oh that is PRETTY.

Who knows how to get you all stirred up and bubbling like I do?

no one, baybee!!!!

you're going to bed, aren't you? weak ass. you know you are a hour BEHIND me, right???

Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 20, 2007, 11:58:29 PM
you're going to bed, aren't you? weak ass. you know you are a hour BEHIND me, right???

Yes.

But I don't snort cocaine off a hookers ass and call it 'Dinner'.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 12:00:09 AM
But I don't snort cocaine off a hookers ass and call it 'Dinner'.

Everyone knows that's called 'breakfast'
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Calandale on June 21, 2007, 12:00:33 AM
you're going to bed, aren't you? weak ass. you know you are a hour BEHIND me, right???

Yes.

But I don't snort cocaine off a hookers ass and call it 'Dinner'.

And WHAT is wrong with that?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 12:03:35 AM
you're going to bed, aren't you? weak ass. you know you are a hour BEHIND me, right???

Yes.

But I don't snort cocaine off a hookers ass and call it 'Dinner'.


who would call that dinner??

I call it Love.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on June 21, 2007, 12:03:47 AM
(http://martybugs.net/photography/images/200506_gopher.jpg)

/me  pulls out his .243 and chambers a round.
  :tooledup:

Time to make those fuckers pay!!!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 12:04:04 AM
you're going to bed, aren't you? weak ass. you know you are a hour BEHIND me, right???

Yes.

But I don't snort cocaine off a hookers ass and call it 'Dinner'.

And WHAT is wrong with that?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 12:04:20 AM
I call it Love.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHA :plus:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 12:04:35 AM
(http://martybugs.net/photography/images/200506_gopher.jpg)

/me  pulls out his .243 and chambers a round.
  :tooledup:

Time to make those fuckers pay!!!  :evillaugh:


fucking killer. :P
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 12:05:03 AM
I call it Love.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHA :plus:


 /curtsey

 /pumpsfist
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on June 21, 2007, 12:07:53 AM
/me  pulls out his .243 and chambers a round.
  :tooledup:

Time to make those fuckers pay!!!  :evillaugh:


fucking killer. :P

Yes??

I've had many a fun day blasting ground sqirrels. It's more fun than you think.  >:D
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 12:08:36 AM
/me  pulls out his .243 and chambers a round.
  :tooledup:

Time to make those fuckers pay!!!  :evillaugh:


fucking killer. :P

Yes??

I've had many a fun day blasting ground sqirrels. It's more fun than you think.  >:D
I bet it isn't. I have quite the imagination.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on June 21, 2007, 12:09:56 AM
I've had many a fun day blasting ground sqirrels. It's more fun than you think.  >:D

Oh, I think you can trust me when I say, willow loves getting her squirrel blasted.

 :rofl:

i bet she does.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 12:11:06 AM
I've had many a fun day blasting ground sqirrels. It's more fun than you think.  >:D

Oh, I think you can trust me when I say, willow loves getting her squirrel blasted.

 :rofl:

i bet she does.


<snort>


cute. :P
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on June 21, 2007, 12:15:04 AM
I've had many a fun day blasting ground sqirrels. It's more fun than you think.  >:D

Oh, I think you can trust me when I say, willow loves getting her squirrel blasted.

 :rofl:

i bet she does.


<snort>


cute. :P

Good thing I quoted it before SRG deleted it.  8)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 12:16:00 AM
I've had many a fun day blasting ground sqirrels. It's more fun than you think.  >:D

Oh, I think you can trust me when I say, willow loves getting her squirrel blasted.

 :rofl:

i bet she does.


<snort>


cute. :P

Good thing I quoted it before SRG deleted it.  8)


that bitch makes his living insulting me...he never deletes anything. :P

I've got your number.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Calandale on June 21, 2007, 12:18:00 AM



that bitch makes his living insulting me...he never deletes anything. :P

I saw the post, as well.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on June 21, 2007, 12:21:34 AM
Good thing I quoted it before SRG deleted it.  8)


that bitch makes his living insulting me...he never deletes anything. :P

I've got your number.  :eyebrows:

I'm lying naked on the bed right now.... call me and I'll tell you how much I want to do things to you.  :-* :eyebrows:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 12:28:18 AM
Good thing I quoted it before SRG deleted it.  8)


that bitch makes his living insulting me...he never deletes anything. :P

I've got your number.  :eyebrows:

I'm lying naked on the bed right now.... call me and I'll tell you how much I want to do things to you.  :-* :eyebrows:


'kay. dialing, now.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 21, 2007, 07:15:58 AM
(http://www.repolhopolis.kit.net/marmota2.gif)

(although I am, of course, not drunk.)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: The_P on June 21, 2007, 07:50:25 AM
I don't need to be drunk to be insane. Observe:

(http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzya/d/dayofthehog.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 07:52:04 AM



that bitch makes his living insulting me...he never deletes anything. :P

I saw the post, as well.

It IS gone.

I did not delete it.

Well... I don't think I did, I were drunk.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: The_P on June 21, 2007, 07:52:12 AM
What does Dubya have to say about the invasion of groundhogs?

(http://www.needlenose.com/images/wearefucked.jpg)

That you are.

(Am I trying to hard to be funny? Probably.)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 10:15:31 PM
(http://www.repolhopolis.kit.net/marmota2.gif)

(although I am, of course, not drunk.)


I love this little g-hog!
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: maldoror on June 21, 2007, 10:56:50 PM
If more of those little friggers were as heavily armed as the ones depicted here, I'd be more game to exterminate them, which I have to to as part of making a living. They are cute though, and they're only there half of the time - unlike those annoying ass squirrels that prance around the park like they own it. Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?

I wish I was drunk. I have to wait until saturday night to even think about it, and this week has already been hellish enough for me to go on a solid fucking bender tonight.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on June 21, 2007, 11:02:02 PM
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?


/me  raises his hand
 I want to exterminate squirrels.  :dunk:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 11:19:14 PM
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?


/me  raises his hand
 I want to exterminate squirrels.  :dunk:


and, apparently, cute, fluffy kittens. :P
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on June 21, 2007, 11:21:14 PM
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?


/me  raises his hand
 I want to exterminate squirrels.  :dunk:


and, apparently, cute, fluffy kittens. :P

You got it backwards....... I'm a cat who kills.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 11:26:14 PM
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?


/me  raises his hand
 I want to exterminate squirrels.  :dunk:


and, apparently, cute, fluffy kittens. :P

You got it backwards....... I'm a cat who kills.  :evillaugh:




that doesn't look like a cat paw, holding that gun....... :o
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 11:27:35 PM
that doesn't look like a cat paw, holding that gun....... :o

This is actually from the climactic scene of the first movie, right before the cat kills the guy with the gun and takes to the wild backroads of America, killin' those what need killin', and not takin no guff from no one.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 11:29:43 PM
that doesn't look like a cat paw, holding that gun....... :o

This is actually from the climactic scene of the first movie, right before the cat kills the guy with the gun and takes to the wild backroads of America, killin' those what need killin', and not takin no guff from no one.


I thought I killed you.

Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 11:31:24 PM
I thought I killed you.

Yeah, you're wrong a lot.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 11:32:35 PM
I thought I killed you.

Yeah, you're wrong a lot.

you lie a lot. it evens out.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 11:33:50 PM
you lie a lot. it evens out.

You're wrong about that.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 11:36:10 PM
you lie a lot. it evens out.

You're wrong about that.

about what?   (does it break some rule that I plus you as often as I can?)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 11:37:54 PM
(does it break some rule that I plus you as often as I can?)

(I think only if we reveal that it's how you pay me for sex.)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 11:38:57 PM
(does it break some rule that I plus you as often as I can?)

(I think only if we reveal that it's how you pay me for sex.)



shhhhhhhh.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 11:42:41 PM
shhhhhhhh.
Fuck that, I like to brag about it
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 11:44:57 PM
shhhhhhhh.
Fuck that, I like to brag about it


HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAA!


man, you suck. :P


Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 11:46:56 PM
man, you suck. :P

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 11:47:22 PM
man, you suck. :P

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


are you losing air?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 11:48:23 PM
are you losing air?

No, I'm landing.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 11:48:50 PM
are you losing air?

No, I'm landing.

is that what that sound is?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 11:50:05 PM
are you losing air?

No, I'm landing.

is that what that sound is?

Why don't you start an 'ask a question' thread?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 21, 2007, 11:51:08 PM
are you losing air?

No, I'm landing.

is that what that sound is?

Why don't you start an 'ask a question' thread?

I have a question thread...do YOU??



YOU start a thread, you chickenshit-non-thread-starting pussy!
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on June 22, 2007, 12:52:07 AM
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?


/me  raises his hand
 I want to exterminate squirrels.  :dunk:


and, apparently, cute, fluffy kittens. :P

You got it backwards....... I'm a cat who kills.  :evillaugh:




that doesn't look like a cat paw, holding that gun....... :o

I've got MAD mixed martial arts skills, the second after this pic was taken I pulled the gun from that guys hand and shredded him into ribbons.  >:D
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Calandale on June 22, 2007, 04:17:57 AM
Someone kill me before I fucking care.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 22, 2007, 11:40:08 AM
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?


/me  raises his hand
 I want to exterminate squirrels.  :dunk:


and, apparently, cute, fluffy kittens. :P

You got it backwards....... I'm a cat who kills.  :evillaugh:




that doesn't look like a cat paw, holding that gun....... :o

I've got MAD mixed martial arts skills, the second after this pic was taken I pulled the gun from that guys hand and shredded him into ribbons.  >:D

 :LMAO:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 22, 2007, 11:40:36 AM
Someone kill me before I fucking care.

'kay.

 :boxers:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 22, 2007, 12:41:50 PM
bollocks - you get all the fun, willow.   :grrr:

so i'm annexing this thread.  i've decided not to like grounhogs much (we don't have them over here, anyway), so the new word is...

.

.

.

.

wait for it...

.

.

.

.

.

veggie animals!


pak choi carp:

(http://content4.clipmarks.com/image_cache/milytivers/512/699C0D48-A729-4D75-AF13-158C0AE07A90.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: richard on June 22, 2007, 01:35:46 PM
i quit drinking yesterday :laugh:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: duncvis on June 22, 2007, 07:10:07 PM
i quit drinking yesterday :laugh:

...until tomorrow.  >:D
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Calandale on June 22, 2007, 08:46:39 PM
Wow. I was trashed last night.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Alex179 on June 22, 2007, 11:26:01 PM
I am pretty drunk right now, need to drink some more vodka to keep it going.   Ran out of weed today  :'(
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 22, 2007, 11:27:15 PM
bollocks - you get all the fun, willow.   :grrr:

so i'm annexing this thread.  i've decided not to like grounhogs much (we don't have them over here, anyway), so the new word is...

.

.

.

.

wait for it...

.

.

.

.

.

veggie animals!


pak choi carp:

(http://content4.clipmarks.com/image_cache/milytivers/512/699C0D48-A729-4D75-AF13-158C0AE07A90.jpg)



I would fire you if you weren't so hot. :P
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 12:00:29 AM
no, no, my darling - merely tepid at the moment.  i'm just warming up...   :eyebrows:

there's more animal veggies, if you liked those.  cauliflower sheep, anyone?   :laugh:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: maldoror on June 23, 2007, 12:13:23 AM
I want some animal veggies.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 23, 2007, 07:24:58 AM
No more veggie animals!  They're too cute, healthy, and wholesome!  That's not what Intensity's about!
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 10:24:13 AM
but i cannot resist, being cute, healthy and wholesome myself (well, i out of 3 ain't bad):

(http://content3.clipmarks.com/image_cache/milytivers/512/CC1EEA13-3BF8-469C-8769-4654667F8559.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Calandale on June 23, 2007, 12:14:03 PM
Cute sheepies. I want to dip them.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 23, 2007, 07:04:20 PM
But Intensity is about indulging in guilty pleasures, not pwetty veggies.  Why aren't you posting obscene pastries instead?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Calandale on June 23, 2007, 07:11:09 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/341637753_5d2d4496a0.jpg?v=0)

*sigh*
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 23, 2007, 07:14:31 PM
Much better.  thank you.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Leto729 on June 23, 2007, 09:11:50 PM
Someone kill me before I fucking care.
:lurk:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: willow on June 24, 2007, 12:11:06 AM
but i cannot resist, being cute, healthy and wholesome myself (well, i out of 3 ain't bad):

(http://content3.clipmarks.com/image_cache/milytivers/512/CC1EEA13-3BF8-469C-8769-4654667F8559.jpg)


CHOMP
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 12:37:48 AM
 :laugh:

now willow, you know that's a baaaaaad thing to do.  tsk, tsk.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: maldoror on June 24, 2007, 02:48:17 AM
No more veggie animals!  They're too cute, healthy, and wholesome!  That's not what Intensity's about!

So you're saying intensity is anti- cuteness, health and wholesomeness? That wasn't in the user agreement. I like cuteness.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 02:49:31 AM
gods help you, then.  you're doomed...   :laugh:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 24, 2007, 07:14:44 AM
:laugh:

now willow, you know that's a baaaaaad thing to do.  tsk, tsk.
You hear that, Willow?  We KNOW you're baaaaad.  You can't pull the wool over our eyes.  Don't ewe feel sheepish now?

Sorry, guys.  You've probably never herd such horrible puns.  Be sure to clear your cache after reading this page; these puns are so bad they're a waste of RAM.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:22:08 AM
PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you?  my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.

:P
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 24, 2007, 07:24:54 AM
PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you?  my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.

:P
You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:26:15 AM
PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you?  my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.

:P
You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
/me shakes her head.

if it were a dog, you'd shoot it...
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 24, 2007, 07:28:33 AM
PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you?  my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.

:P
You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
/me shakes her head.

if it were a dog, you'd shoot it...
Don't pretend to be so ruff.  I know your bark is worse than your bite.  And I bet my puns actually have you HOWLING, too, and you don't want to admit it.

(Have I crossed the line?  Am I being too dogged in my punning?  Am I coming across as a bitch?)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:30:04 AM
take me up into the Rapture now, Lord, please.  pleeeeeeeease!
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 24, 2007, 07:32:32 AM
take me up into the Rapture now, Lord, please.  pleeeeeeeease!

Holy crap!  You're so punned out, you're converting!  I wonder if using puns to convert people would keep me out of purgatory entirely, or just count as a really big indulgence?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:39:34 AM
since you ask, i'll have nun of it, jew hear?  i may be catholic in my tastes, but i (j)ain't fuckin dooing this as a penance.  it's not big, budd ist might be clever, witch is always apoperiate.


taste of your own medicine, so  :notes: "groan, baby, groan - dante's inferno!" :notes:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 24, 2007, 08:34:48 AM
That was indeed a taste of my own medicine, and a bitter pill to swallow.  I guess I drug you into it, so I can hardly blame you for trying to put me into my place(bo).  However, I don't think you've cured me yet!
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 08:37:04 AM
if i say i submit, will you stop?

i'm begging you!

 :headexplode:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 24, 2007, 09:43:24 AM
Oh, so you're going to submit? (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?board=50.0)  What will it be?  Art?  Poetry?  Prose?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 09:49:00 AM
Oh, so you're going to submit? (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?board=50.0)  What will it be?  Art?  Poetry?  Prose?

a petition for the death sentence, grrrrr.

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 24, 2007, 12:30:19 PM
Oh, so you're going to submit? (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?board=50.0)  What will it be?  Art?  Poetry?  Prose?

a petition for the death sentence, grrrrr.

 :evillaugh:

A petition?  I know some people think they've been done to death, but if you want to get something done, I think they're a capital idea!
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 24, 2007, 03:19:09 PM
A petition?  I know some people think they've been done to death, but if you want to get something done, I think they're a capital idea!

Perhaps you should stop, before you mortally offend her.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 03:28:13 PM
too late.  i am now mortally offended, for at least three minutes (count 'em), and so shall NOT be snogging PMS Elle.  not for the next three minutes, anyway.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 24, 2007, 03:46:30 PM
too late.  i am now mortally offended, for at least three minutes (count 'em), and so shall NOT be snogging PMS Elle.  not for the next three minutes, anyway.

Well, I'm good to go for the all-male mustubathon. How about you guys?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 04:05:31 PM
/sulks, pouts, and blows you a

(http://www.highhopesgardens.com/Blogphotos/strawberry.jpg)

Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 24, 2007, 04:07:31 PM
/sulks, pouts, and blows you a

(http://www.highhopesgardens.com/Blogphotos/strawberry.jpg)


Why my dear Lucifer, are you coming on to me?

 :angel:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Callaway on June 25, 2007, 12:48:37 AM
PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you?  my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.

:P
You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
/me shakes her head.

if it were a dog, you'd shoot it...
Don't pretend to be so ruff.  I know your bark is worse than your bite.  And I bet my puns actually have you HOWLING, too, and you don't want to admit it.

(Have I crossed the line?  Am I being too dogged in my punning?  Am I coming across as a bitch?)

You had me rolling on the floor, laughing.

 :plus:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 25, 2007, 06:18:25 AM
too late.  i am now mortally offended, for at least three minutes (count 'em), and so shall NOT be snogging PMS Elle.  not for the next three minutes, anyway.

The three minutes are up!   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 06:21:30 AM
tonguey one, or mouth closed?   :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 25, 2007, 06:29:10 AM
tonguey one, or mouth closed?   :-* :-* :-*

Suprise me.
/me closes her eyes and waits
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 06:31:09 AM
tonguey one, or mouth closed?   :-* :-* :-*

Suprise me.
/me closes her eyes and waits

remember - you asked for this..
/me has a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a woman's tonsils! 

(or man.  or most invertebrates, really.  i drawn the line at dickflo, though).
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 25, 2007, 06:35:28 AM
tonguey one, or mouth closed?   :-* :-* :-*

Suprise me.
/me closes her eyes and waits

remember - you asked for this..
/me has a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a woman's tonsils! 

(or man.  or most invertebrates, really.  i drawn the line at dickflo, though).

A toungue like an electric eel?  Shocking in every sense of the word.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 06:37:15 AM
electrolysis from the inside, baby.   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 25, 2007, 06:56:58 AM
electrolysis from the inside, baby.   :eyebrows:

ECT.  You can cure MY crippling clinical depression ANY day, baby.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 07:04:38 AM
wah, thenk yew.   :-*

didn't you mean "every" day though?   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 25, 2007, 07:06:19 AM
Actually, I did, yes.

Yes.

YES.

YES.

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 07:09:23 AM
i'll write you into my diary, then.  ;)

"Things To Do Today:

a.m. electrolyse PMS Elle, to within an inch of her follicles".

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: El on June 25, 2007, 07:10:40 AM
i'll write you into my diary, then.  ;)

"Things To Do Today:

PMS Elle

fixed.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 07:13:10 AM
:rofl:

i LIKE it!  far more pithy.

 :plus:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on December 13, 2011, 10:29:31 PM
bump!

saw a guest viewing this.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: earthboundmisfit on December 13, 2011, 11:08:39 PM


I = drunk
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 14, 2011, 03:18:32 AM


I = drunk

Give it a rest EBM. Not good at all.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Jesse on December 14, 2011, 03:05:23 PM
I havent had a beer in 39 days.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: TA on December 14, 2011, 03:23:38 PM
I havent had a beer in 39 days.

It's good to see you are laying off the stupid juice.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on December 14, 2011, 03:26:37 PM
I havent had a beer in 39 days.

It's good to see you are laying off the stupid juice.

In his case, it couldn't hurt. :rofl:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Calavera on December 14, 2011, 03:27:39 PM
How can a juice be labeled stupid if it doesn't have a mind in the first place?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 14, 2011, 03:35:21 PM
How can a juice be labeled stupid if it doesn't have a mind in the first place?

 Because it causes stupidity in the drinker!   :fiveshots:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on December 14, 2011, 03:42:11 PM
How can a juice be labeled stupid if it doesn't have a mind in the first place?

 Because it causes stupidity in the drinker!   :fiveshots:

we're talking about Richard here.  ::)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: earthboundmisfit on December 14, 2011, 09:36:27 PM




I = drunk

Give it a rest EBM. Not good at all.


What?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 15, 2011, 04:02:57 AM




I = drunk

Give it a rest EBM. Not good at all.


What?

Without divulging Elders crap, I reckon you need need to get drunk like i need to push a needle into my eyeball.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Pyraxis on December 15, 2011, 08:03:50 AM
With those flashing red lights, it looks like you already have.  :P
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: earthboundmisfit on December 15, 2011, 09:33:42 AM


I'll be okay. The mind is strong, the body is strong, just trying to find equilibrium.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Icequeen on December 15, 2011, 03:28:15 PM
How can a juice be labeled stupid if it doesn't have a mind in the first place?

 Because it causes stupidity in the drinker!   :fiveshots:

I don't know about that.

I'm betting 3/4 of today's inventions started with few drinks and "you know what they should come up with.....?". :LOL:

Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Genesis on December 19, 2011, 05:52:13 PM
(http://martybugs.net/photography/images/200506_gopher.jpg)

Gopher? If your drunk or hyper raise your Gopher? WTF? lol!!!!!!
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 19, 2011, 06:44:33 PM
(http://martybugs.net/photography/images/200506_gopher.jpg)

Gopher? If your drunk or hyper raise your Gopher? WTF? lol!!!!!!

 This little guy is going to be the designated driver for all the I2 drunks!  :thumbup:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Queen Victoria on December 19, 2011, 06:48:44 PM
This evening I may hit the Port.  And I'm not talking about the one the 7th Fleet is visiting.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Scrapheap on December 20, 2011, 12:04:34 PM
This evening I may hit the Port.  And I'm not talking about the one the 7th Fleet is visiting.

You don't have to be coy about your love of seamen.  :thumbup:   :laugh:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: 'andersom' on December 20, 2011, 05:47:46 PM
This evening I may hit the Port.  And I'm not talking about the one the 7th Fleet is visiting.


Mmmmm. I like that idea.

* ads Port to shopping list *
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on December 24, 2011, 07:48:32 PM
Sort of, only feel mildly dizzy and disoriented. It'd take a lot more for me to not notice my mistakes posting or slur posts.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 24, 2011, 07:57:22 PM
Sort of, only feel mildly dizzy and disoriented. It'd take a lot more for me to not notice my mistakes posting or slur posts.

 Keep drinking, I've got nothing but time!  :flame:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Queen Victoria on December 24, 2011, 11:35:52 PM
I don't raise anything.  I sink slowly to the ground/floor/bed, whatever is nearest.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: McGiver on January 03, 2012, 10:11:45 AM
Last I heard willow was sick.

Does anybody have an update on her?
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Callaway on January 03, 2012, 11:08:40 AM
Last I heard willow was sick.

Does anybody have an update on her?

I have not heard from her.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on December 10, 2014, 06:47:06 PM
(http://martybugs.net/photography/images/200506_gopher.jpg)

How did gopher gary miss this thread??   :zoinks:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Icequeen on December 10, 2014, 07:46:52 PM
Ugh, I have no port.  :(

*Finished it off last week* :autism:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Genesis on December 13, 2014, 07:31:36 PM
*looks in fridge*

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 :finger:
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Trigger 11 on June 07, 2018, 07:38:08 PM
I can say unequivocally that I have never been.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on June 07, 2018, 09:41:38 PM
I haven't been anywhere near drunk in about 10 months.

Something needs to be done about that!
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: odeon on June 10, 2018, 03:46:54 PM
Nah. Semi-drunk, tops.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 17, 2018, 06:32:14 AM
Another work do and I got smashed again just to socialise in this stupid context.
4 long island ice teas and 4 vodkas on ice and feel like I am meeting these humans on equal level and sharing jokes.
I honestly do not even know the dynamics shift. Is it a loosing of social inhibitions, a dulling of the neurological state or is it a meeting them in the middle. (maybe I am too high strung or not nearly enough)
I tried to explain to the guys at the work do today that I am actually an introvert by any plausible reckoning and they laughed their arse off.
I found when I was younger this tactic of being drunk was VERY effective around people that were not on the spectrum.
I can't explain it. I guess it is what it is.
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Calandale on November 17, 2018, 07:00:39 AM
Oh...hai
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 17, 2018, 07:01:51 AM
Oh...hai

G'Day (Non-insulting Aussie greeting)
Title: Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
Post by: odeon on November 17, 2018, 03:28:10 PM
Another work do and I got smashed again just to socialise in this stupid context.
4 long island ice teas and 4 vodkas on ice and feel like I am meeting these humans on equal level and sharing jokes.
I honestly do not even know the dynamics shift. Is it a loosing of social inhibitions, a dulling of the neurological state or is it a meeting them in the middle. (maybe I am too high strung or not nearly enough)
I tried to explain to the guys at the work do today that I am actually an introvert by any plausible reckoning and they laughed their arse off.
I found when I was younger this tactic of being drunk was VERY effective around people that were not on the spectrum.
I can't explain it. I guess it is what it is.

Did you start fights with people in real life, too, or did you simply log on here to lash out? I guess you're one of those people who get obnoxious and nasty when they drink. All that bitterness and butthurt.

I wish I'd known. I would have bought crisps.