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Start here => Games => Topic started by: 'andersom' on April 15, 2020, 12:18:51 PM
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There are quite a few complot theories.
And the ones around are too unlikely, too boring, or just no fun. It's time we get creative.
I mean, Trump, the WHO, Bill Gates and the Dutch government plotting together to get the world locked down? Makes no sense. No matter how many tinfoil hats you wear.
(And yes, that one does go around...)
The virus a military weapon, used by the USA to weaken the economical position of the Chinese? Boring and making no sense at all either.
Mayhem, created for the lulz? Has potention.
Right now I'm going for a totally different angle.
I think the lockdown is created to prove chemtrail believers wrong. Sick people heal less fast, because of lack of polluted air. There is no virus. It's lack of filthy air. :M
Please, outdo my theory with absurdities, lies and manipulation. Let's have some fun here.
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It's all out there already, 5G masts spreading the virus and Bill Gates paying for the vaccine full of nano bots so he can control mankind.
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I know. But those are boring.
5G masts get burned down here.
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It's a global conspiracy to persuade everyone to willingly submit their DNA sample to the government.
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Donald Trump is a puppet for Putin, whereas the Governor of Chechnya is a puppet.
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Also, the Loyalists to You-know-who's ideology make the rest of the American Republicans look like a demented faction of the You-know-whats from you-know-where because we're not supposed to say the name because of a you-know-what law called Law of Godwin.
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The world is actually a game, and the virus is an extension module, basically an add-on to the Trump module, hugely popular in some circles.
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The world is a survival horror video game, and this is the ttutorial before the zombies start appearing.
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The world is a survival horror video game, and this is the ttutorial before the zombies start appearing.
:thumbup: Predictive programming.
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:zoinks:
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^He will always remind me of one of the Kazon from Star Trek: Voyager.
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We're actually a show on History channel.
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The virus just the latest phase of a sophisticated, global genetic engineering program designed to swiftly reintroduce human DNA into our species' genetic code before our memory implants and perception disruptors wear out and we panic. Our Leaders were given priority, of course, luckily for the rest of us. Mistakes were made, lessons were learned, and it should work out much better for your Average Joe.
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The virus is an alien just trying to be friendly.
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The world is a survival horror video game, and this is the ttutorial before the zombies start appearing.
Zombies for the win. :laugh:
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CCP hired the Underpants Gnomes to help them come up with a plan for making money, after watching old South Park episodes in an attempt to understand decadent Western society.
The Underpants Gnomes put together a presentation as follows:
1. Make killer virus, "accidentally" release killer virus.
2. Hundreds of thousands die in countries which are your major trading partners. Their economies tank and they can't buy your crap any more
3. Profit $$$
The CCP stood and applauded for 25 minutes.
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The virus is just a rejected Kardashian Sister who didn't make the cut for reality TV... and this is her revenge for being rejected.
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There's no virus, just a UN conspiracy to kill off people.
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The Call of duty: Black ops or Modern warfare predict the coronavirus in the form of zombies? :-\
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I just read that the virus might have been around for months before anyone knew about it. Not sure if that info should go here or in a "what I'm thinking about" thread.
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I just read that the virus might have been around for months before anyone knew about it. Not sure if that info should go here or in a "what I'm thinking about" thread.
Couple weeks ago read similar suggested about the US, hypothesized because there are no hot spots related to large cities in California and the state had a bad flu outbreak in November around Thanksgiving. The oldest swears her household also had it around that time; respiratory illness that took weeks to fully recover.
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Saw Chris Cuomo - who had covid-19 himself - suggest that, too.
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Weird to think significant groups of people were getting sick without all the panicking that surrounds it now. Society could have just kept going with their heads in the sand. Hiw long would it have taken to notice people were dying?
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Weird to think significant groups of people were getting sick without all the panicking that surrounds it now. Society could have just kept going with their heads in the sand. Hiw long would it have taken to notice people were dying?
Societies are good at burying their heads in the sand. It's what they do.
But yeah, it could have taken them forever.