INTENSITY²

Start here => Games => Topic started by: El on August 12, 2008, 10:04:42 AM

Title: Simile Game
Post by: El on August 12, 2008, 10:04:42 AM
Game rules:  Post a funny simile.

Example:  A swiffer vaccuum is like the perfect wife- it sucks and dusts!*

Complicated rules, I know.




*I came up with that one in public.  Perhaps a bit too loudly.
Title: Re: Simile Game
Post by: Leto729 on August 13, 2008, 05:22:45 PM
Post funny smile.

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: Simile Game
Post by: DirtDawg on August 13, 2008, 05:25:48 PM
My brain is as massive as the fuel which powers my sail boat.
Title: Re: Simile Game
Post by: El on August 14, 2008, 08:42:49 AM
A roller coaster is like a hot sexy vampire...

...when it goes down, you scream in terror.
Title: Re: Simile Game
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 14, 2008, 09:22:03 AM
Her vagina was like a bucket.
Title: Re: Simile Game
Post by: vodz on August 14, 2008, 09:31:40 AM
Quote from: EricHarris on August 14, 2008, 09:22:03 AM
Her vagina was like a bucket.

...of sand. Gritty and dry. :emb:
Title: Re: Simile Game
Post by: Nocturnalist! on August 14, 2008, 11:11:13 AM
His joke was delivered with fumbling panache like an eagre teen encountering a particularly stubborn bra strap.
Title: Re: Simile Game
Post by: enronh on August 15, 2008, 05:47:42 AM
As gorgeous as gangrenous, facial boil & genial wart ridden, schizophrenic, Cliff Richard loving, methamphetamine enslaved, bin licking, below par blowjob offering, back door admitting, former televangelist, raging Nazi queen. 

 >:D
Title: Re: Simile Game
Post by: Queen Victoria on December 12, 2017, 12:38:08 PM
Are enroh and lestat related?

Quote from: enronh on August 15, 2008, 05:47:42 AM
As gorgeous as gangrenous, facial boil & genial wart ridden, schizophrenic, Cliff Richard loving, methamphetamine enslaved, bin licking, below par blowjob offering, back door admitting, former televangelist, raging Nazi queen. 

 >:D