INTENSITY²

Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 09:23:47 AM

Title: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 09:23:47 AM
Since she's back, let us pummel her with trivial inquires before she decides to run away again.

Okay, here's my question:

Oi, Wicked Witch. If you had to choose out of these three witches, which one has the better fashion sense?

http://www.ffcompendium.com/art/8-edea-a.jpg

http://www.finalfantasy.com.br/ffs/newff8/imgs/sorcres_adel1.jpg

or...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/zh/thumb/9/9b/Ultimecia.jpg/180px-Ultimecia.jpg
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 09:29:55 AM
how many proper shaggings have you had since you visited us last?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2007, 09:30:52 AM
And how many improper ones?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 09:34:50 AM
And how many improper ones?

Probably FAR too many.

:P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 09:42:42 AM
pea, you do realize that she didn't want one of these threads.
because of the type of question that i asked.  which, i s why i asked it.  >:D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 09:50:16 AM
pea, you do realize that she didn't want one of these threads.
because of the type of question that i asked.  which, i s why i asked it.  >:D

No, I did not realise. And yes, I do not care.

When am I going to try out your carrot cake again?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 11:16:53 AM
Since she's back, let us pummel her with trivial inquires before she decides to run away again.

Okay, here's my question:

Oi, Wicked Witch. If you had to choose out of these three witches, which one has the better fashion sense?

http://www.ffcompendium.com/art/8-edea-a.jpg

http://www.finalfantasy.com.br/ffs/newff8/imgs/sorcres_adel1.jpg

or...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/zh/thumb/9/9b/Ultimecia.jpg/180px-Ultimecia.jpg

the first one.  i have a similar outfit, and often do my hair like that, although i use purple spiders rather than some tacky seashell or other.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 11:17:49 AM
how many proper shaggings have you had since you visited us last?

loads.  i assuming you're not restricting yourself to "sex with other entities"?  or have you gone pedestrian and dull?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 11:18:27 AM
And how many improper ones?

more than the above.  if sex is proper, it's not sex.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 11:21:34 AM
pea, you do realize that she didn't want one of these threads.
because of the type of question that i asked.  which, i s why i asked it.  >:D

No, I did not realise. And yes, I do not care.

When am I going to try out your carrot cake again?

is this related to the above posts?  if so, you can get yer own carrot cake to shag.  mine are too good to waste.  and i'm not going to put cream cheese topping on any of them, ever again, now...  carrot bu-cake  yuck.  :puke:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 11:26:13 AM
pea, you do realize that she didn't want one of these threads.
because of the type of question that i asked.  which, i s why i asked it.  >:D

No, I did not realise. And yes, I do not care.

When am I going to try out your carrot cake again?

is this related to the above posts?  if so, you can get yer own carrot cake to shag.  mine are too good to waste.  and i'm not going to put cream cheese topping on any of them, ever again, now...  carrot bu-cake  yuck.  :puke:

I work at some cafe every Tuesday now, which supplies carrot cake with a Cadbury's flakey on top, so I won't have any problems there with the carrot cake shagging.  :angel:

EDIT: Now, now, now, now.

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 03, 2007, 11:28:27 AM
And how many improper ones?

more than the above.  if sex is proper, it's not sex.

Totally agree- if it doesn't leave you feeling at least mildly disgusted with yourself you're not doing it right.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 11:28:57 AM
Quote
I work at some cafe every Tuesday now, which supplies carrot cake with a Cadbury's flakey on top, so I won't have any problems there with the carrot cake shagging.  :angel:

fab!  where is it?  i might have to pay a visit and watch.  (i was going to say "come and watch", but you'd probably mess your pants :P ).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 11:31:10 AM
And how many improper ones?

more than the above.  if sex is proper, it's not sex.

Totally agree- if it doesn't leave you feeling at least mildly disgusted with yourself you're not doing it right.  :laugh:

yeah, and then there's the REALLY hot stuff, where you feel completely disgusted with yourself, and have to boil yourself in bleach.  that's the best, obviously.  if i don't think i should be locked up, i've had disappointing sex.  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 03, 2007, 11:33:09 AM
But of course- you know you've had really good sex when you're laying in the afterglow wondering if you might just be a little fucked up in the head.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 11:34:11 AM
Quote
I work at some cafe every Tuesday now, which supplies carrot cake with a Cadbury's flakey on top, so I won't have any problems there with the carrot cake shagging.  :angel:

fab!  where is it?  i might have to pay a visit and watch.  (i was going to say "come and watch", but you'd probably mess your pants :P ).

Welsman Social Services Office in Prince's Street in the St. Pauls area. Getting there has encouraged me to take public buses now. Yays.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 11:42:29 AM
Quote
I work at some cafe every Tuesday now, which supplies carrot cake with a Cadbury's flakey on top, so I won't have any problems there with the carrot cake shagging.  :angel:

fab!  where is it?  i might have to pay a visit and watch.  (i was going to say "come and watch", but you'd probably mess your pants :P ).

Welsman Social Services Office in Prince's Street in the St. Pauls area. Getting there has encouraged me to take public buses now. Yays.

brilliant!  that's a bloody massive achievement, pea.  well done you.   :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 12:17:52 PM
Quote
I work at some cafe every Tuesday now, which supplies carrot cake with a Cadbury's flakey on top, so I won't have any problems there with the carrot cake shagging.  :angel:

fab!  where is it?  i might have to pay a visit and watch.  (i was going to say "come and watch", but you'd probably mess your pants :P ).

Welsman Social Services Office in Prince's Street in the St. Pauls area. Getting there has encouraged me to take public buses now. Yays.

brilliant!  that's a bloody massive achievement, pea.  well done you.   :plus:

Thanks Vivi.

And there's also the possibility of working at the Brentry hospice, but I need to sort out the transportation to get there first. My father was going to take me there on a car trip, but that's postponed because my nan's in hospital. :/
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Leto729 on June 03, 2007, 12:31:46 PM
Welcome back Vivi not drunk today.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 12:58:53 PM
you or me, kevv?  if you, then well done you.  if me, then that means i'm typing bollocks whilst completely sober.  scary...   :bigcry:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Leto729 on June 03, 2007, 01:24:01 PM
Yeah I meant Me. ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 03, 2007, 01:27:41 PM
You'd never start an ask away thread before, are you going to answer any question (within reason) you get asked or answer selectively as the mood takes you?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 01:28:24 PM
You'd never start an ask away thread before, are you going to answer any question (within reason) you get asked or answer selectively as the mood takes you?

yes.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 03, 2007, 01:28:42 PM
 :laugh:  :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 03:37:53 PM
Did you miss us when you were away?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 03:40:45 PM
of course.  but then i've never been able to aim straight.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 03:43:34 PM
So you'll hit us now? :o
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 03:49:08 PM
only if you're interesting enough...  ;)

actually, probably not - i either like the people here, or they don't count enough to warrant any attention at all, unless i'm really bored, or need someone to sharpen my claws on.   :angel:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 03:50:25 PM
Plenty of target practice here. ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 04:01:19 PM
indeed.  i've been warming up a little, but mainly knitting - nothing much to stretch me, so far, eh?  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 04:11:20 PM
The challenges are indeed manageable. The trick for us poor disabled folks is to multitask--knitting AND flaming, for instance, does present some obstacles for me since I can't knit.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 04:19:42 PM
oh, was i supposed to be flaming?  sorry - the stimulus only warranted a "lukewarming", possibly a "tepiding", as far as i can see.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 04:33:57 PM
It's a lucky thing I'm here to explain it all to you.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2007, 07:40:10 PM
And how many improper ones?

more than the above.  if sex is proper, it's not sex.

Totally agree- if it doesn't leave you feeling at least mildly disgusted with yourself you're not doing it right.  :laugh:

Wow, I can't imagine feeling disgusted with myself if
I had fun.

Morning star, dost thou agree with PI on this?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2007, 07:41:01 PM

yeah, and then there's the REALLY hot stuff, where you feel completely disgusted with yourself, and have to boil yourself in bleach.  that's the best, obviously.  if i don't think i should be locked up, i've had disappointing sex.  ;)

Apparently so. Thought shame wouldn't be in your MO
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 03, 2007, 07:54:12 PM
So a jokey comment I made has you believing that I feel shame about the sexual acts I perform?   ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 07:55:24 PM
i think calandale is drunk.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 03, 2007, 07:56:50 PM
i think calandale is drunk.
That explains a lot. ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2007, 08:27:15 PM
So a jokey comment I made has you believing that I feel shame about the sexual acts I perform?   ::)

I thought that you were both serious.

i think calandale is drunk.

You think wrongly.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2007, 11:41:51 PM
So, what thing are you most ashamed of in your life?

What is the worst crime that you've committed,
in terms of possible sentence?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 11:48:50 PM
So, what thing are you most ashamed of in your life?

hmmm... difficult, as i'm not really ashamed of anything i've done.  with maybe one exception, and i'm actually more angry about it rather than ashamed, so it doesn't even count.  i have a big thing about personal responsibility, you see.

Quote
What is the worst crime that you've committed,
in terms of possible sentence?

fraud, i suspect.  or, possibly, dealing  (but even that was so pathetic, i doubt anyone in the legal/criminal justice system would be interested).  then there's eco-terrorism and trespass, and all those sorts of minor things anyone with any political nous does.

nope - sorry to disappoint you, but i'm no good at shame or massive criminality.  i must be either a clean-living young chap, or a raving sociopath.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2007, 11:56:29 PM
nope - sorry to disappoint you, but i'm no good at shame or massive criminality.  i must be either a clean-living young chap, or a raving sociopath.  :eyebrows:

You can be both.

BTW - fraud can carry a moderate sentence,
depending on how it was handled.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 12:30:53 AM
Quote

which side is your g-spot on?

actually, i think it's pretty much in the middle.  of my forehead.

Do you find that having your "third eye" stroked
is pleasant or disturbing?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 12:37:24 AM
depends who's stroking it.  generally, pleasant, i'd say.  but then, i'm an extremely tactile and sensual (in the true sense of the word) person.  one caveat: if someone else is involved, then it has to be someone i really want to touch me, or someone i trust.  which limits it to about one person, at the moment.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 04, 2007, 03:32:04 PM
have you seen the pictures of my boy, born 21, dec, 2006?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 03:49:30 PM
nope.

honestly, McQ - your questions are being so very ordinary and mundane.  when they did the chop, did they get the right end?  i mean, i know you think with your knob, but most surgeons know the difference between vascectomy and labotomy, don't they?   :-\

;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 03:52:48 PM
nope.

honestly, McQ - your questions are being so very ordinary and mundane.  when they did the chop, did they get the right end?  i mean, i know you thin with your knob, but most surgeons know the difference between vascectomy and labotomy, don't they?   :-\

;)

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on June 04, 2007, 04:01:40 PM
nope.


Here is a link to the newest ones:

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2273.msg132498#msg132498

 :)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 04:03:34 PM
i'm a bit off babies, at the mo, but, if he looks anything like McQ's brood, or his wife (or, i hate to admit, McQ), then he's bound to be beautiful. 
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 04:06:13 PM
He's adorable. It's a sad thing that they all grow up to be teenagers.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Pyraxis on June 04, 2007, 04:06:56 PM
At least teenagers change their own diapers.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 04:08:30 PM
Most of them. ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 04:14:58 PM
what's wrong with a cork?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 04, 2007, 06:53:52 PM
nope.

honestly, McQ - your questions are being so very ordinary and mundane.  when they did the chop, did they get the right end?  i mean, i know you think with your knob, but most surgeons know the difference between vascectomy and labotomy, don't they?   :-\

;)
i had to plus you for several reasons.
mostly for the fact that you have challenged me.  let me see what i can come up with.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 10:34:20 PM
you don't have to bother with anything ghastly.  i wouldn't answer it anyway, if it went across any of my boundaries, so as to speak.  i am a private person.  although i suppose i could reserve the right to reply in a pm...  ;)

tell you what - i challenge you to come up with a thought-provoking question, which challenges you as well as me, and isn't about sex.

how's that sound?    :angel:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 10:38:31 PM
Impossible, given who you're dealing with.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Leto729 on June 04, 2007, 10:39:37 PM
Like You.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 10:39:58 PM
I like you too.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 10:43:53 PM
Impossible, given who you're dealing with.

i dunno - i reckon McQ must have hidden depths.  somewhere...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 10:46:37 PM
He CLAIMS to. I'm not sure that
I believe it. Though, his baseball
card collection may be what he
was referring to.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 10:49:06 PM
spare me...   ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 10:55:36 PM
Sorry, but it seemed rather deep
to me.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 10:59:51 PM
i meant the baseball cards.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 11:06:26 PM
me too. :agreed:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 11:08:52 PM
lol
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 11:25:29 PM
So, how long before you'll get
as bored with me as everyone
else does?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:04:24 AM
dunno.  how long are you prepared to keep me entertained?  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2007, 01:05:35 AM
As long as high quality spam
remains fun. Assuming I can
keep my connection.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 05, 2007, 01:08:16 AM
Told you already. That's not spam.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2007, 01:10:37 AM
Told you already. That's not spam.

Let me have my delusions.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:11:09 AM
marvellous.  to most of the above (i'm not getting caught by something i've forgotten about on page 2, or something...).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2007, 01:12:19 AM
So, given the thread's title, are you going to describe it?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:30:51 AM
brown, reasonably well-defined, two tattoos - celtic knotwork on right shoulder, and a welsh dragon at the base of my spine, to the left.  i rather like my scapulae, too.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2007, 01:31:50 AM
How many tattoos do you have, in total?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:33:51 AM
three, with at least two more planned, at some point.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2007, 01:35:39 AM
Care to elaborate on the other existing,
and/or the two which don't?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:38:22 AM
buterfly on left hip, although it's more of a harrier jump jet than some twee laura ashley travesty.

i want a bouquet of roses down the right hand side of my back, and a caerdroia labyrinth somewhere, possibly my ankle.  and then there's the wings (but sharon osborne's done that, so i won't cos it's common), and the faery, and the cobweb...

dear me.  anyone who's got a tat knows what it's like - they're addictive, and you have to plan your whole body if you even think about having one...   :'(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 05, 2007, 01:45:05 PM
Do you know of Carmina Burana? Do you like Carmina Burana?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:53:07 PM
i love it.  of course, Carmina Burana is only the first (and best known) of the whole triad - the "Trionfi" - which isn't generally known, the second and third parts being Catulli Carmina and Trionfo di Afrodite.  it's full of rudeness and sex... oh, and fantabulous music, ahem.

most people know it as the Old Spice advert, from the 70s, cos they used O Fortuna, the first part of Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi.  sigh...

dear me, i've gone into lecturer mode.   :-[
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 05, 2007, 01:54:22 PM
do you think that you look like a very young stevie nicks?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 02:04:16 PM
do you think that you look like a very young stevie nicks?

definitely not.  more like a cross between a young Elizabeth Taylor, and a thinner Natacha Atlas.  (i'm sure i've posted these - or similar - before, cos Pea agreed):

(http://www.diamondvues.com/EQ_Taylor2.jpg)(http://worldmusiccentral.org/staticpages/images/Natacha%20Atlas.jpg)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 05, 2007, 02:05:43 PM
Never heard of Natacha Altas (oh gawd, how I have lived not!), but Liz Taylor defo (and who hasn't?).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 05, 2007, 02:25:39 PM
a young liz; the most gorgeous woman who ever was.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 02:30:59 PM
careful, McQ.  i do actually look quite like her.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2007, 02:32:27 PM
I find the other woman more attractive.
Maybe just because I remember all the
makeup liz used to wear.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 05, 2007, 03:17:09 PM
Liz was hot in her heyday.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 03:28:47 PM
you've seen photos of me, odeon - do you agree with me and the pea that i look like those two?  (to whatever degree).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 05, 2007, 03:36:11 PM
careful, McQ.  i do actually look quite like her.
yea right.

if you did then i would be on a plane so fast just to kiss your feet.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 05, 2007, 03:39:50 PM
you've seen photos of me, odeon - do you agree with me and the pea that i look like those two?  (to whatever degree).

Yes, I'd say you are a mix of these two and more, something that's uniquely you.

Definitely hot, though. Get the tickets, McJ.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Leto729 on June 05, 2007, 03:48:31 PM
careful, McQ.  i do actually look quite like her.
yea right.

if you did then i would be on a plane so fast just to kiss your feet.
I want to see the pictures then. ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: El on June 05, 2007, 06:36:13 PM
What celebs does http://www.myheritage.com/ think you look like, and by what percents?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:18:06 AM
careful, McQ.  i do actually look quite like her.
yea right.

if you did then i would be on a plane so fast just to kiss your feet.

bugger - i'm going to have to wash my frigging feet again.  sigh...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:25:57 AM
What celebs does http://www.myheritage.com/ think you look like, and by what percents?

stupid thing won't let me register.  i've lost the will to live, after trying a few times...   ::)

soz, PMS Elle.  try me with another idea.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 06, 2007, 06:39:34 AM
Did I wore you out? Well, did I? Did I now?

Now drop and give me 20!

*dons the Sergeant Slaughter persona*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: El on June 06, 2007, 07:04:27 AM
What celebs does http://www.myheritage.com/ think you look like, and by what percents?

stupid thing won't let me register.  i've lost the will to live, after trying a few times...   ::)

soz, PMS Elle.  try me with another idea.

The BASTARDS!!!

Oh well.  It was worth a shot.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 10:28:13 AM
Did I wore you out? Well, did I? Did I now?

Now drop and give me 20!

*dons the Sergeant Slaughter persona*

"wore"?  sort your tenses out, dear.

20?  dollars, i presume.

and as for sgt. slaughter  who the fuck's he?  no, on second thoughts, i couldn't really give a shit. 

and thanks for the thought, pea...   ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 06, 2007, 11:25:28 AM
Did I wore you out? Well, did I? Did I now?

Now drop and give me 20!

*dons the Sergeant Slaughter persona*

"wore"?  sort your tenses out, dear.

20?  dollars, i presume.

and as for sgt. slaughter  who the fuck's he?  no, on second thoughts, i couldn't really give a shit. 

and thanks for the thought, pea...   ::)

Aw, don't be like that. I was only kidding. :(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:30:15 PM
stop feeling sorry for yerself.  you'll only make your mascara run.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 01:33:57 AM
And how many improper ones?

more than the above.  if sex is proper, it's not sex.

Totally agree- if it doesn't leave you feeling at least mildly disgusted with yourself you're not doing it right.  :laugh:
Thanks for giving me my Friday afternoon laugh!  I'm catching up now on all those unread threads this week.
 :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 02:28:03 AM
my pleasure.   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 02:43:21 AM
my pleasure.   :-*
Oh I plussed PI, but now I'll plus you 'cos you used the word pleasure in a sentence...actually it was 50% of the sentence...excellent!
:plus:

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:00:08 AM
if you enjoyed that, you'll love this:

i am a sybraritic, lotus-eating hedonist.

now, just go and explode somewhere quietly, and take a damp flannel with you.   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 03:02:12 AM
if you enjoyed that, you'll love this:

i am a sybraritic, lotus-eating hedonist.

now, just go and explode somewhere quietly, and take a damp flannel with you.   :-*
I could really spin you out about what you just said! 

Now, another question.  How old are you... or thereabouts?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:02:29 AM
i have to laugh - people have been nagging me for years to have one of these threads, and now there is one, v few people are actually asking questions.  (i know PI, dunc, the Pea and odeon don't need to, cos i know them offline, as it were).

funny old life, ain't it?
;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:04:02 AM
woo!  how's that for serendipity?   :laugh:

45.  or thereabouts.  well, that's my chronological age.  intellectually, about 973.  emotionally about 13.  and physically, about mid-late 30s (ish, depending on the light, lol).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 03:07:05 AM
woo!  how's that for serendipity?   :laugh:

45.  or thereabouts.  well, that's my chronological age.  intellectually, about 973.  emotionally about 13.  and physically, about mid-late 30s (ish, depending on the light, lol).
Cool, so I am the younger sister then.

I thought you were 20 for some reason....really not up to date on these threads!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on June 08, 2007, 03:14:07 AM
i'm a bit off babies, at the mo,

Why?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:24:47 AM
indigestion.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 04:49:38 AM
indigestion.

Good lords. I think I need you here.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 04:55:05 AM
sigh...  oh, well done.  not that i haven't been trying to tell you that for the last however long...  ::)

:P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 04:56:03 AM
I had a bit of blood tonight.
Not my own. Helps.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 04:59:30 AM
you could have quite a bit more, if you sort my menstrual cycle out.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 05:06:12 AM
Gladly. Suspect it'll be a heavy flow.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 05:07:45 AM
do you want it bottled or frozen?

:P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 05:08:55 AM
Fresh. Let me sleep, and I'll tap it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 05:09:46 AM
okey dokey.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 02:00:16 PM
lucifer, do you like to be dominated sexually?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 02:35:57 PM
yep.  only i don't believe anything to do with sex and sexuality is carved in stone.  sometimes i like to be dominant.  but mostly, i like a man to be a man (without being a chauvanistic neanderthal).   i'm just a little kitten.  rrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwl...

 ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 02:37:54 PM
would you get all prudish if the man called you a filthy little trollop?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 02:42:28 PM
depends.  if it's someone i love and trust, and am in a relationship with, then i'd assume we'd sorted out our boundaries.  women are often more stimulated aurally than visually (i can get you the references, if you're really interested), and sometimes, that sort of "dirty talk" is a real turn on. 

but choose with care - i had a... well, shaggee (cos he was too much of a twat to be a boyfriend) who chose badly (sounded like a really awful porn film), and i had to resort to playing very loud music during sex, so i couldn't hear the stupid git's pathetic (and "huh?"-inducing) witterings.

working your way up to something really lewd, eh, McJ?   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 03:22:32 PM
Quote
working your way up to something really lewd, eh, McJ?   

nah, i am fresh out of ideas.

would you like to volunteer something lewd?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:24:09 PM
always...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 04:23:12 PM
How do you feel about stories
during sex?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 04:24:08 PM
what kind of stories...?

my curiosity is aroused (if nothing else).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 10:31:24 PM
what kind of stories...?

my curiosity is aroused (if nothing else).
how about this story:
"yeah, once, with my ex girlfriend, we did it like this...."
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 10:34:24 PM
what kind of stories...?

my curiosity is aroused (if nothing else).

Just describing fantasies.
Nothing impressive.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 09, 2007, 01:34:57 AM
what kind of stories...?

my curiosity is aroused (if nothing else).
how about this story:
"yeah, once, with my ex girlfriend, we did it like this...."

erm... no.  mainly.

Just describing fantasies.
Nothing impressive.

sounds good to me.  however, be aware of boundaries, otherwise you could, er, "spoil the moment".  nothing worse than "uuuuuuurgh!" when you're in the throes.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 09, 2007, 01:37:34 AM

Just describing fantasies.
Nothing impressive.

sounds good to me.  however, be aware of boundaries, otherwise you could, er, "spoil the moment".  nothing worse than "uuuuuuurgh!" when you're in the throes.

Boundaries? Can't imagine any.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 09, 2007, 01:44:03 AM
then you never fucked my ex-shagee - mine obviously include "saying purportedly erotic things which make me go 'you what?' and go off the boil".  or, "saying purportedly erotic things which makes me piss myself laughing, and go off the boil".  or, "saying purportedly, etc., which sound like the soundtrack of a particularly dreadful porn movie".  get the picture?  oh, i can live without references to non-consensual (i.e., kids, animals, rape) sex.  and my poo is either in my bowels, or in the loo, thank you very much - i don't need to spread the joy.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 09, 2007, 01:50:58 AM
Animals can consent.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 11, 2007, 02:32:09 PM
What can we do to persuade you to stick around this time??  :eyelash:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 11, 2007, 02:36:55 PM
oooh, that's a tricky one...   :laugh:

well, in no particular order of importance:

1.  get me a boyfriend (not one who's a complete waste of DNA, this time, i think).
2.  give me loads of money.
3.  keep me entertained (thus providing displacement activity for my crappy life - spot the emo) and/or stimulated (no, not like that, McP).
4.  get me a boyfriend.

erm, that's about it, i reckon.  so, probably the third one, eh?  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 11, 2007, 03:11:01 PM
For 4, one who is a complete waste of DNA is acceptable?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 11, 2007, 03:12:35 PM
lol.

no, that was me not completing the thingy properly.  well spotted.  although it may well have been me lowering my standards, subconsciously, i suppose.  after all, one has to compromise at my age...  :(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 11, 2007, 03:14:14 PM
Do you often fail to finish correctly?

Might explain 1 and 4, if this is the case.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 11, 2007, 03:15:42 PM
lol.

no, that was me not completing the thingy properly.  well spotted.  although it may well have been me lowering my standards, subconsciously, i suppose.  after all, one has to compromise at my age...  :(

Or perhaps number 4 was just someone to use for sex  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 11, 2007, 03:16:38 PM
Do you often fail to finish correctly?

Might explain 1 and 4, if this is the case.

if i do, dear, it's not down to me if you get my drift.

lol.

no, that was me not completing the thingy properly.  well spotted.  although it may well have been me lowering my standards, subconsciously, i suppose.  after all, one has to compromise at my age...  :(

Or perhaps number 4 was just someone to use for sex  :eyebrows:

actually, that did cross my mind.  can't imagine why...   :eyebrows:   :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 11, 2007, 03:22:57 PM
Do you often fail to finish correctly?

Might explain 1 and 4, if this is the case.

if i do, dear, it's not down to me if you get my drift.

It is, if they don't move anymore.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 11, 2007, 03:27:23 PM
true.  that'll probably be why i like a man who moves like a bastard.   :eyebrows:

(and before you say anything, no, i don't mean like someone who hasn't got a lawfully wedded father.  it's just a phrase or saying).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 11, 2007, 03:50:10 PM
We dead are always discrimenated against.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 11, 2007, 03:50:47 PM
you sound like Reg Shoe.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 16, 2007, 04:00:08 PM
I've read from somewhere that you nearly had an opportunity to host your own chat show but it didn't go through.

Or is this source of mine total bollocks?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 16, 2007, 04:01:30 PM
no, it's true.  although i dunno who told you/where i posted it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 16, 2007, 04:03:00 PM
no, it's true.  although i dunno who told you/where i posted it.

I can't remember either.

Was it going to have an Oprah theme to it, by any chance? Oprah Winfrey is SOO not you.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 16, 2007, 04:06:34 PM
it was supposed to, but i refused, unless they armed the people coming on the show, in which case, they'd all shoot each other, and make the world a more pleasant place.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2007, 04:16:27 PM
I would watch Oprah if the audience had guns. ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on June 16, 2007, 04:18:35 PM
I would watch Oprah if the audience had guns. ;D

I thought you hated guns, Odeon. 

Wait a minute...

Litigious, what have you done with Odeon and why are you using his account?

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 16, 2007, 04:18:51 PM
lol.  i was reluctant to do it at all, but they promised to dress me in Gaultier.  i am such a fashion victim...  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2007, 04:24:20 PM
I would watch Oprah if the audience had guns. ;D

I thought you hated guns, Odeon. 

I'll make an exception if they all point their guns at Oprah, live.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on June 16, 2007, 09:59:04 PM
Oprah rules. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 17, 2007, 03:20:03 PM
Not for long if they make that show. ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 17, 2007, 03:22:02 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 17, 2007, 03:25:17 PM
"They're shooting Ophrah" could get a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 17, 2007, 05:57:56 PM
lol.  i was reluctant to do it at all, but they promised to dress me in Gaultier.  i am such a fashion victim...  ;)

Fuck that, for I want to wear spiked ebony armour daily. Modern attire sucks.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 20, 2007, 01:38:07 PM
Are you still tolerant with open relationships, and were you bothered/concerned at the fact that I might consider a monogamous fuck-buddy relationship, if it happens?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 20, 2007, 02:35:48 PM
i don't like using the word "tolerant", as it suggests puting up with something, to me.  i'd rather say i have no problem with open relationships at all, but for other people - i know they wouldn't work for me.  and from experience, rather than making any moral (or pre-) judgement.

i'm not bothered at all, pea.  in fact, i didn't even know you were talking about me.   :laugh:  or have i got that sompletely wrong and you weren't talking about me?  oh gawd - spot the aspie.   :asthing:

anyway, i'm not even sure i can do the "fuck-buddy" thing.  i have done, but the game don't seem worth the candle, anymore.  oh, it's complicated.

so, are we now all completely confused, or what?   :-\
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on June 20, 2007, 04:16:06 PM
hey. Oprah does rule. and her gorgeous dr.Oz.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 21, 2007, 07:15:22 AM
i don't like using the word "tolerant", as it suggests puting up with something, to me.  i'd rather say i have no problem with open relationships at all, but for other people - i know they wouldn't work for me.  and from experience, rather than making any moral (or pre-) judgement.

i'm not bothered at all, pea.  in fact, i didn't even know you were talking about me.   :laugh:  or have i got that completely wrong and you weren't talking about me?  oh gawd - spot the aspie.   :asthing:

anyway, i'm not even sure i can do the "fuck-buddy" thing.  i have done, but the game don't seem worth the candle, anymore.  oh, it's complicated.

so, are we now all completely confused, or what?   :-\

I just thought it bothered you that I would consider this type of relationship due to the fact that it's considered "shallow" to those who haven't even bothered to try it. Personally, I think it's ideal if you're not looking for anything long-term.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 22, 2007, 01:35:05 PM
here.  thought you could use a giggle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3eEYHtQwlY
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 22, 2007, 01:57:02 PM
i nearly shat myself laughing!  :LMAO:

"i'm german"!!!

thank you, McLetter - how did you know i'd find it so funny?

:plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 22, 2007, 01:58:52 PM
the ottoman.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 22, 2007, 02:02:48 PM
yep - that started me off, and it was downhill from there.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 22, 2007, 03:27:46 PM
anyways, i wos looking for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46T35NlaPG0

when i stumbled accross that.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 22, 2007, 11:19:18 PM
waaaaaaaaaaah!

gods, he's so awful!  all i could think of at first was, "put some proper clothing on, if you're on a motorbike, you fools!".  i've seen what happens when you come off a bike without proper leathers.  skin grafts are not pleasant.

anyway, the blokes all look like complete numpties, dancing around in their knickers.  do i really need this first thing in the morning?

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 22, 2007, 11:40:23 PM
I lost my cat-o-FIVE-tails.
I do hope that you've embedded glass in your scourge.

no - why on earth would i want to?



I assumed you wanted it to be effective.

it is.  some of us don't need gadgets and superficial enhancements.

So, how do you remove sufficient skin through
self-flaggelation without some glass?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 22, 2007, 11:50:58 PM
I lost my cat-o-FIVE-tails.
I do hope that you've embedded glass in your scourge.

no - why on earth would i want to?



I assumed you wanted it to be effective.

it is.  some of us don't need gadgets and superficial enhancements.

So, how do you remove sufficient skin through
self-flaggelation without some glass?

i don't.  i don't need to.  there are far more subtle ways of self flagellation.  besides, i haven't got my pain/pleasure circuitries cross wired, so i don't particularly care for all that showing off sort of behaviour.  i can get both pleasure and attention without resorting to making a hamburger of myself.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 23, 2007, 05:42:26 AM
waaaaaaaaaaah!

gods, he's so awful!  all i could think of at first was, "put some proper clothing on, if you're on a motorbike, you fools!".  i've seen what happens when you come off a bike without proper leathers.  skin grafts are not pleasant.

anyway, the blokes all look like complete numpties, dancing around in their knickers.  do i really need this first thing in the morning?

 :laugh:
no you don't, and i am sorry..  it was meant for a before bedtime sexy dream material.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 06:33:19 AM
waaaaaaaaaaah!

gods, he's so awful!  all i could think of at first was, "put some proper clothing on, if you're on a motorbike, you fools!".  i've seen what happens when you come off a bike without proper leathers.  skin grafts are not pleasant.

anyway, the blokes all look like complete numpties, dancing around in their knickers.  do i really need this first thing in the morning?

 :laugh:
no you don't, and i am sorry..  it was meant for a before bedtime sexy dream material.

good fucking bejaysus!  more like a nightmare - that'd turn me incapable of anything sexier than changing my trousers for months!

no need to apologise, though - it's always A Good Thing to remind oneself of the dreadfulness of Gunther, just in case one forgets and sleeps with him.

ah shit.  sorry, i'm going to throw up...  :puke:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 23, 2007, 06:37:19 AM
gunther has several more hits.  and i would link them, but i have learned that once you have heard one of his hits, then you have heard ALL of his hits.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 06:38:44 AM
gunther has several more hits.  and i would link them, but i have learned that once you have heard one of his hits, then you have heard ALL of his hits.

please don't link them.  there's only so much horror i can take in one day.   :o  anyway, i have work to do - this is my coffee break.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 23, 2007, 06:39:56 AM
question:

how do you take your coffee?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 06:41:00 AM
waaaaaaaaaaah!

gods, he's so awful!  all i could think of at first was, "put some proper clothing on, if you're on a motorbike, you fools!".  i've seen what happens when you come off a bike without proper leathers.  skin grafts are not pleasant.

anyway, the blokes all look like complete numpties, dancing around in their knickers.  do i really need this first thing in the morning?

 :laugh:
no you don't, and i am sorry..  it was meant for a before bedtime sexy dream material.

Are you trying to dreamweave her like you did me last week...resist Lucifer, resist! 
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: duncvis on June 23, 2007, 06:42:32 AM
I don't know what's funnier - Gunther's lyrics or that fucking pout. :rofl:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 06:47:31 AM
question:

how do you take your coffee?

if you think i'm going to say "hot and black, just like my men", you've got another think coming.  :laugh:

i like it strong, but with loads of milk.  no sugar.  sometimes, a vanilla pod to stir, or i make real coffee with cardamom in it.  cinnamon, sometimes.  not too hot - i can't do very hot or very cold food or drinks.  one of my many little aspie food things...

how about you?  and are we having a proper ask me thread scenario going on here now?  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 23, 2007, 06:51:52 AM
yes lucifer, i am trying to turn over a new leaf.


i like mine as espresso shots (5) with some peppermint syrup and milk.
i am just like you in that i don't (or cannot) take my drinks really hot.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 06:52:30 AM
question:

how do you take your coffee?

if you think i'm going to say "hot and black, just like my men", you've got another think coming.  :laugh:

i like it strong, but with loads of milk.  no sugar.  sometimes, a vanilla pod to stir, or i make real coffee with cardamom in it.  cinnamon, sometimes.  not too hot - i can't do very hot or very cold food or drinks.  one of my many little aspie food things...

how about you?  and are we having a proper ask me thread scenario going on here now?  ;)

Do you have a special cup that only you can drink your coffee out of...or a special cup that you only have coffee in?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 23, 2007, 06:53:14 AM
*raises hand*
i do!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 06:55:51 AM
*raises hand*
i do!

You better raise your hand very gingerly in Lucifers Ask Away thread!  Or you may be McNutless!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 06:56:11 AM
yes lucifer, i am trying to turn over a new leaf.


i like mine as espresso shots (5) with some peppermint syrup and milk.
i am just like you in that i don't (or cannot) take my drinks really hot.

we're just two lukewarmies together, darl'.  :hug:

question:

how do you take your coffee?

if you think i'm going to say "hot and black, just like my men", you've got another think coming.  :laugh:

i like it strong, but with loads of milk.  no sugar.  sometimes, a vanilla pod to stir, or i make real coffee with cardamom in it.  cinnamon, sometimes.  not too hot - i can't do very hot or very cold food or drinks.  one of my many little aspie food things...

how about you?  and are we having a proper ask me thread scenario going on here now?  ;)

Do you have a special cup that only you can drink your coffee out of...or a special cup that you only have coffee in?

i have various mugs and cups to drink from, depending on what colour i want, and my mood.  also, i try and restrict drinking too much coffee, so drink decaff whenever i cn bear the taste, and have smaller mugs for during the day.

always have to have earl grey first thing, then coffee until i've eaten, and then tea for the rest of the day.  unless i'm forced into drinking wine, of course.  ;)  or mead - bought some utterlydelicious mead today.  sadly, i went shopping early, and was desperate to try some.  but it's a slippery slope, drinking mead before 9 in the morning...  hic!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 06:56:31 AM
*raises hand*
i do!

You better raise your hand very gingerly in Lucifers Ask Away thread!  Or you may be McNutless!

:LMAO:

:plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 06:58:20 AM
oh, and the only reason i don't have special cups/mugs is that i live on my own.  visitors have to drink from mugs i keep 'specially, though - if anyone tries to snaffle one of mine, i make them pour it into the proper one.  same goes for My Seat.  not that i'm territorial, or anything...  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 23, 2007, 07:00:53 AM
*raises hand*
i do!

You better raise your hand very gingerly in Lucifers Ask Away thread!  Or you may be McNutless!

:LMAO:

:plus:
as gently as i raised my hand i swiftly made a move to protect my scrotum with it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 07:02:24 AM
*raises hand*
i do!

You better raise your hand very gingerly in Lucifers Ask Away thread!  Or you may be McNutless!

:LMAO:

:plus:
as gently as i raised my hand i swiftly made a move to protect my scrotum with it.

you must be some sort of fucking contortionist, then.

:laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 07:03:06 AM
oh, and the only reason i don't have special cups/mugs is that i live on my own.  visitors have to drink from mugs i keep 'specially, though - if anyone tries to snaffle one of mine, i make them pour it into the proper one.  same goes for My Seat.  not that i'm territorial, or anything...  ;)

I knew there had to be some territorial issues there!  I have a special cup each for tea, coffee and milk milo.  Had to drink coffee from my Bunnykins mug the other morning because I forgot to turn on my dishwasher and it seriously distressed me.  Bunnykins are for milk milo only dammit!!!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 07:10:22 AM
oh, and the only reason i don't have special cups/mugs is that i live on my own.  visitors have to drink from mugs i keep 'specially, though - if anyone tries to snaffle one of mine, i make them pour it into the proper one.  same goes for My Seat.  not that i'm territorial, or anything...  ;)

I knew there had to be some territorial issues there!  I have a special cup each for tea, coffee and milk milo.  Had to drink coffee from my Bunnykins mug the other morning because I forgot to turn on my dishwasher and it seriously distressed me.  Bunnykins are for milk milo only dammit!!!

lol.  i'm like that with cutlery.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 07:11:16 AM
oh, and the only reason i don't have special cups/mugs is that i live on my own.  visitors have to drink from mugs i keep 'specially, though - if anyone tries to snaffle one of mine, i make them pour it into the proper one.  same goes for My Seat.  not that i'm territorial, or anything...  ;)

I knew there had to be some territorial issues there!  I have a special cup each for tea, coffee and milk milo.  Had to drink coffee from my Bunnykins mug the other morning because I forgot to turn on my dishwasher and it seriously distressed me.  Bunnykins are for milk milo only dammit!!!

lol.  i'm like that with cutlery.

Do you hate crooked fork prongs?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 07:13:16 AM
oh, and the only reason i don't have special cups/mugs is that i live on my own.  visitors have to drink from mugs i keep 'specially, though - if anyone tries to snaffle one of mine, i make them pour it into the proper one.  same goes for My Seat.  not that i'm territorial, or anything...  ;)

I knew there had to be some territorial issues there!  I have a special cup each for tea, coffee and milk milo.  Had to drink coffee from my Bunnykins mug the other morning because I forgot to turn on my dishwasher and it seriously distressed me.  Bunnykins are for milk milo only dammit!!!

lol.  i'm like that with cutlery.

Do you hate crooked fork prongs?

OMFG!  i LOATHE those things! i can't eat with them.  and i have to have very long tines on my forks, cos those little ones make my mouth go funny.  i tend to eat stuff with a spoon mostly, though, and use a bowl, even stuff which should be on a plate - i often cut things up first, and then use a spoon.

fuck me, do i sound like a spaz or what?  :rofl:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 07:16:53 AM
oh, and the only reason i don't have special cups/mugs is that i live on my own.  visitors have to drink from mugs i keep 'specially, though - if anyone tries to snaffle one of mine, i make them pour it into the proper one.  same goes for My Seat.  not that i'm territorial, or anything...  ;)

I knew there had to be some territorial issues there!  I have a special cup each for tea, coffee and milk milo.  Had to drink coffee from my Bunnykins mug the other morning because I forgot to turn on my dishwasher and it seriously distressed me.  Bunnykins are for milk milo only dammit!!!

lol.  i'm like that with cutlery.

Do you hate crooked fork prongs?

OMFG!  i LOATHE those things! i can't eat with them.  and i have to have very long tines on my forks, cos those little ones make my mouth go funny.  i tend to eat stuff with a spoon mostly, though, and use a bowl, even stuff which should be on a plate - i often cut things up first, and then use a spoon.

fuck me, do i sound like a spaz or what?  :rofl:

Takes one to know one, hence why I asked the question!  One little deviation from straight, renders a fork useless to me!  They freak me out in my mouth! 

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:07:07 PM
Do you think spelling mistakes in usernames are acceptable?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 05:09:15 PM
never.  spelling mistakes make my teeth go on edge, as does incorrect grammar, syntax and punctuation.  typos are okay, cos they happen to everyone.

not that i'm Pedant of the Western World, or anything (she lied - my undergrads cringe in fear, cos i'm known as the Rottweiler of Punctuation  :laugh: ).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:11:38 PM
So, will you like me better once I can use a spell checker again?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 05:12:42 PM
no, but i'd like you better if you started behaving like a grown up - just occasionally will do, to start.  :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on June 28, 2007, 11:09:12 PM
Lucifer, I read on another thread that you did stand-up comedy. Can you tell me anything about it?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 28, 2007, 11:22:46 PM
weeeeeell, it started as a one off.  i'd been an actor and musician on and off for years - mainly amateur, loads of alternative theatre stuff and recordings for people i knew.  my friend at the time - who was the manager of a theatre - asked me to do a musical spot for an AIDS Benefit evening (i'm predominantly a musician).  as usual, i couldn't think of what to sing, so i came up with the idea of doing a spoof, and another friend would play the piano.  basically, i called myself Lucrezia Borgia, dressed up like shirley bassey (over the top, ghastly sparkly dress), did several torch songs (incredibly badly, deliberately), and put some really ridiculous stuff in between the songs - making the audience do what i told them, including having a bag of old (and revolting) underwear i'd salvaged from various friends, giving them out to the audience, and making them throw the nasties at me at the end of the spot (there were other thingshtey had to do to - that was just the culmination of the ridiculousness.  :laugh: ).

anyway, the day after the cabaret, steve (the manager) phoned me, and said he'd had several telephone enquiries as to how i could be booked.  so i ended up doing that for a while, on the comedy fringe circuit in London - compared a series of comedy shows, did one offs here and there.  i worked with Woody Bop Muddy once - he's insane!  funny as fuck.

so i did that for a while, and was still getting bookings (obviously, the act was developing, by that point), and even got the chance to do the Hackney Empire (which is a pretty famous theatre/venue in those circles).  but i got bored (which always happens) and wanted to earn more (which always happens, lol), and wandered off to do something else instead.

having said all of which, i do miss it, but then i'm like a bloody stand up every time i give a lecture or a seminar at uni - i'm notorious for it.  ;)

does that explain things?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on June 28, 2007, 11:27:30 PM
Yes, thank you! That was really interesting.:)

Lectures and seminars are heaps better if the person giving it has a sense of humour.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 28, 2007, 11:29:15 PM
Yes, thank you! That was really interesting.:)

Lectures and seminars are heaps better if the person giving it has a sense of humour.

mine tend to be the best attended, for some reason.  can't imagine why... ;)

(might be the one i do on "words used to describe sex", i s'pose...  :laugh: ).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 29, 2007, 03:30:35 AM
Maybe I'd better attend one. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 03:34:43 AM
oooh, yes!  want to be one of the crowd, or a personal tutorial?   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on June 29, 2007, 04:12:29 AM
i tend to eat stuff with a spoon mostly, though, and use a bowl, even stuff which should be on a plate - i often cut things up first, and then use a spoon.

fuck me, do i sound like a spaz or what?  :rofl:


i use a bowl too! i mash everything together in the bowl and then eat it with a fork or a spoon. it's easier that way. or sometimes i put stuff in a big mug, i just cram anything in there, it's very handy. i think it's all about convenience. it's spazzy if that means genius. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 05:32:52 AM
nah, i'm definitely a genius, so that makes you one too, if the definition is spazzy eating out of bowls.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 29, 2007, 06:19:24 AM
oooh, yes!  want to be one of the crowd, or a personal tutorial?   :eyebrows:

Both, please. :)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on June 29, 2007, 07:04:59 AM
i tend to eat stuff with a spoon mostly, though, and use a bowl, even stuff which should be on a plate - i often cut things up first, and then use a spoon.

fuck me, do i sound like a spaz or what?  :rofl:


i use a bowl too! i mash everything together in the bowl and then eat it with a fork or a spoon. it's easier that way. or sometimes i put stuff in a big mug, i just cram anything in there, it's very handy. i think it's all about convenience. it's spazzy if that means genius. :P

You guys sound like me, when I eat alone. I'm trying to give the children some etiquette, so we do sit-downs when we eat as a family, but if it's just me, bowl food with a spoon is the way to go.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on June 29, 2007, 07:20:27 AM
I eat everything one at a time.  Side-dish to side-dish to main-course.  The order is on a hierarchical scale of preference.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 07:32:08 AM
oooh, yes!  want to be one of the crowd, or a personal tutorial?   :eyebrows:

Both, please. :)

at the same time?  you perv !
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 07:32:49 AM
see?  we're obviously all genius spoonbowl spazzes!

:woohoo:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on June 29, 2007, 10:14:12 AM
yay. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on June 29, 2007, 12:52:14 PM
How do you feel about El Gordo being Prime Minister? He looks like summat that came out of the Munster family.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 03:07:04 PM
if he's less of a spin freak than blair (and he is, as far as i;ve heard), can't be all bad.  i couldn't give a flying fuck what he looks like.  i have my suspicions we may get a less slithery mob in now, but i'm not getting my hopes up.

besides, he's a finance man.  let's hope he organises it so that it ain't the have nots who lose out yet again.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2007, 03:21:29 PM
if he's less of s pin freak than blair (and he is, as far as i;ve heard), can't be all bad.  i couldn't give a flying fuck what he looks like.  i have my suspicions we may get a less slithery mob in now, but i'm not getting my hopes up.

besides, he's a finance man.  let's hope he organises it so that it ain't the have nots who lose out yet again.
amen, sistah!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on June 29, 2007, 04:10:15 PM
i dunno nuttin about El Gordo, he was on the cover of teh times today but i was like who is this guy? :P i know he booted Blair out of his apartment but like where did he appear from all of a sudden?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 10:22:12 PM
he's been about for yonks.  the common assumption is that he and blair were a team, and that gordy's been waiting for blair to fuck off so he can have a go at being PM.

look at me caring...   ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eamonn on June 30, 2007, 08:10:40 AM
Far too busy to get much time on the net and go over old ground but wish to welcome you back. This place had something missing without you. (Like much in the way of braincells for instance)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 09:18:46 AM
fuck me sideways with a broom handle!  have you been taken over by the Pod People, or what?  that was almost nice.

:laugh:

yeah, you too, you old haggis.  get tae fuck.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on June 30, 2007, 11:51:55 AM
This place had something missing without you.

i was just thinking that a moment ago. this place is not the same without Lucifer.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 30, 2007, 11:59:57 AM
And a bit too much with Eamonn around. His ego is a huge waste of bandwidth.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 30, 2007, 12:00:55 PM
And a bit too much with Eamonn around. His ego is a huge waste of bandwidth.
clash of the ego's?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:02:13 PM
This place had something missing without you.

i was just thinking that a moment ago. this place is not the same without Lucifer.

 :-*

but i was here only an hour or so ago.  ???

dear petal - do you miss me so after so little time?   :-*

ahhhh - that's nice.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:02:57 PM
And a bit too much with Eamonn around. His ego is a huge waste of bandwidth.
clash of the ego's?

huh?  i didn't think odeon had a massive ego at all - far from it.

i'm confused.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 30, 2007, 12:03:57 PM
And a bit too much with Eamonn around. His ego is a huge waste of bandwidth.
clash of the ego's?

huh?  i didn't think odeon had a massive ego at all - far from it.

i'm confused.
and i think that eamonn's is a facade.

so lets give him a break?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 30, 2007, 12:04:12 PM
And a bit too much with Eamonn around. His ego is a huge waste of bandwidth.
clash of the ego's?

He has more than one?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:06:18 PM
And a bit too much with Eamonn around. His ego is a huge waste of bandwidth.
clash of the ego's?

huh?  i didn't think odeon had a massive ego at all - far from it.

i'm confused.
and i think that eamonn's is a facade.

so lets give him a break?

isn't that rather agin the spirit of this place, Balders?  anyway, i haven't been giving him a hard time.

And a bit too much with Eamonn around. His ego is a huge waste of bandwidth.
clash of the ego's?

He has more than one?

you're so naughty.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 30, 2007, 12:08:15 PM
And a bit too much with Eamonn around. His ego is a huge waste of bandwidth.
clash of the ego's?

He has more than one?
it would seem, since we have different opinions about him.



i know Lucifer, you have been nice.
thank you.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 30, 2007, 12:09:50 PM
you're so naughty.  :laugh:

I'm a kind, gentle person, thank you very much. I just happen to hate people.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:10:36 PM
except me?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 30, 2007, 12:12:42 PM
And a bit too much with Eamonn around. His ego is a huge waste of bandwidth.
clash of the ego's?

He has more than one?
it would seem, since we have different opinions about him.



i know Lucifer, you have been nice.
thank you.

Why do you feel the need to protect him? I know you like him, but he knows how to take care of himself. Anyway, I've not been particularly mean, either. He can handle it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 30, 2007, 12:13:01 PM
except me?

Obviously. :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:13:40 PM
 :-*

(ta , hon).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 30, 2007, 12:15:00 PM
And a bit too much with Eamonn around. His ego is a huge waste of bandwidth.
clash of the ego's?

He has more than one?
it would seem, since we have different opinions about him.



i know Lucifer, you have been nice.
thank you.

Why do you feel the need to protect him? I know you like him, but he knows how to take care of himself. Anyway, I've not been particularly mean, either. He can handle it.
i know all these things.

i just cannot help myself. call it a guilty pleasure.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eamonn on June 30, 2007, 12:53:54 PM
And a bit too much with Eamonn around. His ego is a huge waste of bandwidth.
clash of the ego's?

He has more than one?
it would seem, since we have different opinions about him.



i know Lucifer, you have been nice.
thank you.


Why do you feel the need to protect him? I know you like him, but he knows how to take care of himself. Anyway, I've not been particularly mean, either. He can handle it.

Where's ramoth harbour when you need it?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on June 30, 2007, 12:56:01 PM
This place had something missing without you.

i was just thinking that a moment ago. this place is not the same without Lucifer.

 :-*

but i was here only an hour or so ago.  ???

dear petal - do you miss me so after so little time?   :-*

ahhhh - that's nice.

don't get a fat head. :laugh: otherwise you'll look like Eamonn and Odeon with their big balloon heads. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on June 30, 2007, 12:58:21 PM
Why do you feel the need to protect him? I know you like him, but he knows how to take care of himself. Anyway, I've not been particularly mean, either. He can handle it.

he likes him likes him.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eamonn on June 30, 2007, 01:00:35 PM
This place had something missing without you.

i was just thinking that a moment ago. this place is not the same without Lucifer.

 :-*

but i was here only an hour or so ago.  ???

dear petal - do you miss me so after so little time?   :-*

ahhhh - that's nice.

don't get a fat head. :laugh: otherwise you'll look like Eamonn and Odeon with their big balloon heads. :P

My head always get's that way when i see the posts of strong women on internet boards. It hardly ever get's a rest these days. Odeon, however, is just a fathead.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 30, 2007, 01:22:10 PM
My head always get's that way when i see the posts of strong women on internet boards. It hardly ever get's a rest these days.

That's all the hot air.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 04:19:13 PM
yay!  i just made you 600, darlin' !  just for being you, smooch, smooch, sickly, soppy, girly thing that i am.  :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on June 30, 2007, 04:37:35 PM
i got him to 599. :green:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 04:39:06 PM
i got him to 599. :green:

teamwork!   ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 30, 2007, 04:39:23 PM
i got him to 599. :green:
so did i.
how is that possible?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 04:41:03 PM
somebody gheyed him in between.  dear me - it's an onslaught.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on June 30, 2007, 04:44:00 PM
someone gheys randy all the time too. there's a conspiracy. :(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 30, 2007, 04:44:32 PM
:whistles innocently:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on June 30, 2007, 04:58:42 PM
somebody gheyed him in between.  dear me - it's an onslaught.
I put him at five ninety nine today also.

I wonder who ....
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on June 30, 2007, 05:03:05 PM
Can't imagine who would ghey me. I'm lovable. ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on June 30, 2007, 05:12:51 PM
Can't imagine who would ghey me. I'm lovable. ;D
maybe someone was just looking for a differing opinion.  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on June 30, 2007, 06:53:48 PM
 :laugh:

:whistles innocently:

you bastard!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 10:18:41 PM
Can't imagine who would ghey me. I'm lovable. ;D

 :agreed:

 :laugh:


 :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 01, 2007, 10:39:14 AM
Did you buy that dvd for the pilates workout, or did you buy it so you can gawp at the Olympic athlete because he was hawt, or both?

Speak the truth, now.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 10:41:12 AM
Did you buy that dvd for the pilates workout, or did you buy it so you can gawp at the Olympic athlete because he was hawt, or both?

Speak the truth, now.

i bought it for the workout.  he's not "hawt" at all, in my opinion.  bit too muscley.  and he's irritating as fuck - do you not think so?

anyway, are you getting good use out of it yourself.  in any form of exercise (seeing as how you think he's hawt)?  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 01, 2007, 11:07:17 AM
Did you buy that dvd for the pilates workout, or did you buy it so you can gawp at the Olympic athlete because he was hawt, or both?

Speak the truth, now.

i bought it for the workout.  he's not "hawt" at all, in my opinion.  bit too muscley.  and he's irritating as fuck - do you not think so?

anyway, are you getting good use out of it yourself.  in any form of exercise (seeing as how you think he's hawt)?  ;)

Well, he is an athlete. And I thought most all women appreciate the stamina and all that bollocks (excuse the pun there). Guess not.

Yeah, I had a go at it this week. The first time was so funny as fuck, I felt like I was Dunc trying to do the splits: "Gawd, fuck me britches. Mel!! Get us a guiness and a pork pie on your way downstairs love."

The second time wasn't too bad; I did the first 15 min workout after 30 mins of cardio on Saturday with no major issues at all. No funnahs there I'm afraid.

And yes, I find him so irresistible.  :eyelash:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 11:10:43 AM
Yeah, I had a go at it this week. The first time was so funny as fuck, I felt like I was Dunc trying to do the splits: "Gawd, fuck me, britches. Mel!! Get us a guiness and a pork pie on your way downstairs love."
:LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 01, 2007, 11:20:06 AM
'Ere's the DVD she lent me on Wednesday, two weeks ago, everybody.

(http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/17214/7d/ccimg.shop.com/230000/231000/231097/products/39428939.jpg)

Don't you just wanna wipe that smirk off his face, the cocky cunt?  :eyelash:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 11:25:30 AM
'Ere's the DVD she lent me on Wednesday, two weeks ago, everybody.

(http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/17214/7d/ccimg.shop.com/230000/231000/231097/products/39428939.jpg)

Don't you just wanna wipe that smirk off his face, the cocky cunt?  :eyelash:
i would like to slap him accross the face with my cock.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 11:31:07 AM
so do i.

it was the cheapest one, which wasn't absolutely horrendous.  believe me, just like Bladers, i would far have preferred the one with the athletic woman in a leotard.  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 11:34:46 AM
Can't imagine who would ghey me. I'm lovable. ;D
i just gave you your karma back, o-master.
yesterday i was being a little stinker.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 01, 2007, 11:46:10 AM
so do i.

it was the cheapest one, which wasn't absolutely horrendous.  believe me, just like Bladers, i would far have preferred the one with the athletic woman in a leotard.  ;)

When do you want your dvd back? I'll send it by post because it's more cheaper that way. Have you heard about the prices on bus tickets these days? Cripes.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 11:48:16 AM
they're atrocious, i know.

tell you what, hon, you can keep it.  as a pressie.   ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 01, 2007, 11:57:51 AM
they're atrocious, i know.

tell you what, hon, you can keep it.  as a pressie.   ;D

Oh, cheers.

Do you like banana cake?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 11:58:35 AM
not half.  you going to chef me up baby, then?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 01, 2007, 12:22:41 PM
not half.  you going to chef me up baby, then?

It might not be as good as your carrot cake, but I'll do my best.

The last time I made a banana cake, the mixture was leaking out of out that bloody cake tin from Asda. Grr... I was SO looking forward to it.  :finger:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 01:47:35 PM
that'll learn you to buy WalCunt goods.  :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on July 01, 2007, 02:57:31 PM
Can't imagine who would ghey me. I'm lovable. ;D
i just gave you your karma back, o-master.
yesterday i was being a little stinker.

:laugh:Thank you kindly. What did I do to piss you off?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 03:22:43 PM
you upset his boyfriend.

tsk, tsk, waggy finger.

anyway, this is MY thread - ask me a question.

no, not that one!  :P

 :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on July 02, 2007, 06:23:29 AM
Can't imagine who would ghey me. I'm lovable. ;D
i just gave you your karma back, o-master.
yesterday i was being a little stinker.

:laugh:Thank you kindly. What did I do to piss you off?
nothing.  i was just being a little stinker.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 02, 2007, 07:04:08 AM
honestly, Balders, you're so fickle !  just like a girl...

:P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 02, 2007, 09:36:14 AM
Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Vivi, and did it piss you off?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 02, 2007, 09:38:22 AM
Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Vivi, and did it piss you off?

yes, and yes.  with hindsight though, he was right.  ah, the things i know now...   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 02, 2007, 09:39:51 AM
Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Vivi, and did it piss you off?

yes, and yes.  with hindsight though, he was right.  ah, the things i know now...   :eyebrows:

Was it the time when you were... pure and innocent?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 02, 2007, 09:41:23 AM
Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Vivi, and did it piss you off?

yes, and yes.  with hindsight though, he was right.  ah, the things i know now...   :eyebrows:

Was it the time when you were... pure and innocent?

what do you mean "were"?!  sauce!

yes, basically.  i had very little idea of what i was doing.  it was only a one night stand, anyway (well, two, to be accurate, but same sentiment).  i was.. 20, i think.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 02, 2007, 10:16:52 AM
Have you read the Evening Post recently in regards to a paedophile who used to work with St. Peter's Hospice? He was my boss, believe it or not. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 02, 2007, 10:24:54 AM
i don't read newspapers, hon.  far too much twaddle in them.  and why on earth would i want to read anything about bristol, anyway?  it's bad enough living here, without having to see what the gormless population is up to.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 02, 2007, 10:27:13 AM
i don't read newspapers, hon.  far too much twaddle in them.  and why on earth would i want to read anything about bristol, anyway?  it's bad enough living here, without having to see what the gormless population is up to.  :laugh:

At least I know my A-B-Cs!  :finger:

:P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 02, 2007, 10:28:57 AM
that'll learn you to buy WalCunt goods.  :P

But I didn't buy it.  :o
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: duncvis on July 02, 2007, 03:13:28 PM
i don't read newspapers, hon.  far too much twaddle in them.  and why on earth would i want to read anything about bristol, anyway?  it's bad enough living here, without having to see what the gormless population is up to.  :laugh:

At least I know my A-B-Cs!  :finger:

:P

Yeah but, no but... :smarty:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 02, 2007, 03:15:22 PM
:LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 02, 2007, 04:13:31 PM
 :laugh:

yeah but no but yeah but no but
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 03, 2007, 08:42:12 AM
i don't read newspapers, hon.  far too much twaddle in them.  and why on earth would i want to read anything about bristol, anyway?  it's bad enough living here, without having to see what the gormless population is up to.  :laugh:

At least I know my A-B-Cs!  :finger:

:P

Yeah but, no but... :smarty:

Dear god, we got enough of those Pollards in Bedminster. :/
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Scrapheap on July 03, 2007, 08:44:52 AM
Dear god, we got enough of those Pollards in Bedminster. :/

Damnit Pea!!! have'nt I told you before to post in English??
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 03, 2007, 10:25:58 AM
Dear god, we got enough of those Pollards in Bedminster. :/

Damnit Pea!!! have'nt I told you before to post in English??

it is english.  you're just not hip to the beat, daddio.  :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 03, 2007, 11:14:26 AM
I feel like being a bastard today, so I start it all off by posting you this link (http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Woods/3702/snails.html). Mwahahaha...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 03, 2007, 11:27:23 AM
I feel like being a bastard today, so I start it all off by posting you this link (http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Woods/3702/snails.html). Mwahahaha...

yeah?  well guess what?  i ain't going to open it.  so arseholes to you.   :smarty:

:laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 06, 2007, 04:53:48 AM
Hey, did you know I love you?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 05:32:41 AM
Hey, did you know I love you?

define "love".  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 06, 2007, 05:37:55 AM
Hey, did you know I love you?

define "love".  ;)

Want to pull your organs out and devour
them, of course. How else?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Eclair on July 06, 2007, 05:41:23 AM
Hey, did you know I love you?

define "love".  ;)

Want to pull your organs out and devour
them, of course. How else?

*lighting some candles now....the romance has started....
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 05:41:48 AM
Hey, did you know I love you?

define "love".  ;)

Want to pull your organs out and devour
them, of course. How else?

oh right.

that's very kind of you dear.  thank you.

if you could manage liposuction instead, then i'd be most chuffed.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: El on July 08, 2007, 02:00:36 PM
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 08, 2007, 02:16:49 PM
iTunes and my online marking.  dull as fuck, or what?  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on July 09, 2007, 10:42:41 AM
Do you think your love of boots and/or shoes makes men think you are a dom mandating boot worship?   You did state that people think you are a dom somewhere I think.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 09, 2007, 11:05:29 AM
good question.  i houldn't have thought so, though - unless i'm going out (hahaha!  chance would be a fine thing), i tend to schlepp around in doc's and some chunky but not very interesting boots in the winter, or chunky sandals, in the summer.  i save my gorgeous boots and shoes for special occasions (i.e., i hardly ever wear them :( ).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 10, 2007, 09:59:30 AM
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 10, 2007, 12:55:19 PM
yeah, when i have the time - remind me?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 10, 2007, 12:56:53 PM
You're Vivi?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 10, 2007, 12:57:29 PM
er, yes?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 10, 2007, 12:58:12 PM
Was it your name on here?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 10, 2007, 01:00:49 PM
no, on WP.  sort of.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 10, 2007, 09:38:03 PM
i remember what it was there.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 10, 2007, 11:49:30 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 11, 2007, 02:22:46 PM
 :green:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 02:24:43 PM
(http://planetsmilies.net/tongue-smiley-8854.gif)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 02:31:54 PM
(http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp_gif2.php?rbi=9&si=6.75&lg=1.25&poc=3&ir=2.25&rp=2.25&s=5.5&m=1.5)

# Repetitive or restricted Behaviours and Interests (RBI) - Stereotyped, repetitive behaviours and interests
# Social Impairment (SI) - Social understanding
# Language problems (L) - Speech, words and sentences
# Planning, Organization and Concentration problems (POC) - Cognitive skills related to being able to plan, organise and stay focused
# Imaging and Recall problems (IR) - Visualisation, imagination and remembering past events
# Reasoning and Problem solving problems (RP) - Cognitive skills related to rational deduction and working things out
# Sensory problems (S) - Impact of senses
# Motor problems (M) - Control of own movement

RBI =9
SI=6.75
L=1.25
POC=3
IR=2.25
RP=2.25
S=5.5
M=1.5

woss this mean, then?  did i pass?  do i get a lolly?

anyway, surely the self awareness required to answer these things rather part of having AS anyway, to a lesser or greater degree?  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on July 11, 2007, 02:58:22 PM
You get a lolly. You've now officially completed another online test without any real value.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 03:00:05 PM
You get a lolly. You've now officially completed another online test without any real value.

QFT.

the one telling me whether or not i'm a deviant pervert was more interesting.  to be honest, one telling me my favourite washing up liquid woud be...  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on July 11, 2007, 03:12:50 PM
So, are you? A deviant pervert, that is? ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 03:16:15 PM
So, are you? A deviant pervert, that is? ;D

"For you, baby, i could be."

i dunno - you tell me.  :P

:laugh:

(apparently so.  i was shocked, i tell you!).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on July 11, 2007, 05:51:42 PM
So, are you? A deviant pervert, that is? ;D

"For you, baby, i could be."

i dunno - you tell me.  :P

:laugh:

(apparently so.  i was shocked, i tell you!).

It must be terrible to find out the truth from an Internet quiz. ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 05:54:02 PM
the truth ??!!

have you been up to something when i wasn't looking, hmm?  she said, suspiciously.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on July 11, 2007, 06:50:33 PM
I would never! :o
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 06:52:03 PM
you won't go to heaven if you tell fibs, you know.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on July 11, 2007, 06:55:16 PM
it's supposed to be overrated, anyway.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 11, 2007, 08:23:17 PM
the questions miss things. like i have problems socially but the test doesn't want to know why. i'm very emotionally intelligent but the test lumps me in with people who might be emotionally unintelligent. i don't want it to be assumed all aspies are bad at reading people. i'm very good at that. i'm not good at pretending to be all cheery and social when i'm not feeling like it. that's not bad, that's honesty. these are good things about me and the test sees them as bad.

there should be positive aspie tests that focus on the strengths, or at least pay attention equally to strengths and weaknesses.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Scrapheap on July 12, 2007, 10:35:36 AM
I got a 10 pence piece instaed of a quater for change at McDonalds today.


How much is 10 pence worth??
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 11:09:56 AM
about 10 pence.  :P

probably about 20 cents at todays's rate.  roughly.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 12, 2007, 11:12:03 AM
about 10 pence.  :P

probably about 20 cents at todays's rate.  roughly.

You're right. £10 roughly equates to $20, so 10 pence is the equivalent to 20 cents.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on July 12, 2007, 12:31:34 PM
the questions miss things. like i have problems socially but the test doesn't want to know why. i'm very emotionally intelligent but the test lumps me in with people who might be emotionally unintelligent. i don't want it to be assumed all aspies are bad at reading people. i'm very good at that. i'm not good at pretending to be all cheery and social when i'm not feeling like it. that's not bad, that's honesty. these are good things about me and the test sees them as bad.

there should be positive aspie tests that focus on the strengths, or at least pay attention equally to strengths and weaknesses.

Problem is that it would take a bunch of aspies to interpret many of the traits we all feel or witness in each other as positives. We would have to make up the test ourselves, but seriously, could you be arsed?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 01:48:12 PM
no. i could never be assed.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 02:01:23 PM
...but seriously, could you be arsed?

he spelled it "arse"!!

i think i :heart: you.   :eyelash:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 02:02:30 PM
i'm not british, i drop the nonexistent r and e.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 02:06:05 PM
i always thought you were common as shit.  :P

:laugh:

(mind you, i do like a bit of rough   :eyebrows: ).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 02:07:48 PM
what you thought i was common? in what way? :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 02:13:11 PM
joke !

 ::)

don't go changing to try and please me...
i love you just the way you are.   :-*

:puke:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 04:10:34 PM
i always wanted to be more common. my parents were intellectuals, well, they still are. and i'm a freak.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 04:15:22 PM
maybe, but you're my little freak.   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 04:16:59 PM
 :-* :heart:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 12, 2007, 08:28:04 PM
Have you ever put a spell on someone? :witch:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 08:29:27 PM
that would be evil.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 12, 2007, 09:22:46 PM
What if it was a "you'll have super good luck, and everyone will find you devastatingly handsome" spell?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 02:36:25 AM
Have you ever put a spell on someone? :witch:

you bet your sweet "ass" baby.  ;)

(yesssss!).

What if it was a "you'll have super good luck, and hot brits will find you devastatingly handsome" spell?

fixed.  in every sense of the word. 

(http://www.wpclipart.com/holiday/halloween/witch/witch_using_wand.png)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 13, 2007, 05:39:38 AM
Funny enough, I was thinking of requesting Vivi's services to relieve me off my doubts and guilt (I'm serious about this) yesterday, but I don't know if witches can do that.

Perhaps I should elaborate on this more.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 05:41:08 AM
probably, to be honest.  ask me again when i have more time.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 13, 2007, 05:41:19 AM
True or False:

The aforementioned spell has eye of newt as an ingredient.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 05:42:49 AM
utter dross.  but you already knew that.  :P

(how am i doing?  ;) )
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 13, 2007, 05:48:07 AM
utter dross.  but you already knew that.  :P

(how am i doing?  ;) )
Masterfully dear.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 13, 2007, 05:49:11 AM
utter dross.  but you already knew that.  :P

(how am i doing?  ;) )
Masterfully dear.

Don't call the lady such a masculine
thing. Even if she is.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 13, 2007, 05:50:33 AM
How many male egos have you tarnished?

I'd say... 300!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 05:52:26 AM
utter dross.  but you already knew that.  :P

(how am i doing?  ;) )
Masterfully dear.

lol.  not struggling yet - hoping to impress, but not overdoing it, eh?  ;)

Don't call the lady such a masculine
thing. Even if she is.

who the fuck are you calling a lady?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 05:53:10 AM
How many male egos have you tarnished?

I'd say... 300!

i only do that deliberately if they piss me off, or don't fuck off and stop hassling me after i've been polite.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 13, 2007, 05:56:04 AM


Don't call the lady such a masculine
thing. Even if she is.

who the fuck are you calling a lady?

I'm sorry. I do suppose that at your age,
corpse would be more appropriate.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 06:00:02 AM
if you're going to stalk my posts and attempt to insult/offend/upset me, cal, do at least make it entertaining, and dispense with the feeble, obvious eforts, eh?  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 13, 2007, 06:01:41 AM


Don't call the lady such a masculine
thing. Even if she is.

who the fuck are you calling a lady?

I'm sorry. I do suppose that at your age,
corpse would be more appropriate.

Corpse?
You were born with the soul of a cadaver; you lived like one, and you will rest in peace like one -- in a coffin.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 13, 2007, 06:01:55 AM
if you're going to stalk my posts and attempt to insult/offend/upset me, cal, do at least make it entertaining, and dispense with the feeble, obvious eforts, eh?  ::)

Deserve more then.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 13, 2007, 06:04:10 AM
if you're going to stalk my posts and attempt to insult/offend/upset me, cal, do at least make it entertaining, and dispense with the feeble, obvious eforts, eh?  ::)

Deserve more then.

Less than you deserve?
Like the withered plant, clinging onto life so desperately, should the weak deserve death more than to live for a hopeless dream?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 06:12:05 AM
if you're going to stalk my posts and attempt to insult/offend/upset me, cal, do at least make it entertaining, and dispense with the feeble, obvious eforts, eh?  ::)

Deserve more then.

lol.  but that would require a modicum of effort.  i really couldn't be arsed summoning up the interest in you.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 13, 2007, 06:15:06 AM
if you're going to stalk my posts and attempt to insult/offend/upset me, cal, do at least make it entertaining, and dispense with the feeble, obvious eforts, eh?  ::)

Deserve more then.

Less than you deserve?
Like the withered plant, clinging onto life so desperately, should the weak deserve death more than to live for a hopeless dream?

Everything deserves less than I do,
but from our little dance, you noticed
that, and fled.

lol.  but that would require a modicum of effort.  i really couldn't be arsed summoning up the interest in you.

Ah yes. Always easier to hide from the terror, than deal with
it. Trust me, I understand. Enjoy your torpor.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 06:16:15 AM
if you're going to stalk my posts and attempt to insult/offend/upset me, cal, do at least make it entertaining, and dispense with the feeble, obvious efforts, eh?  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 13, 2007, 06:19:00 AM
if you're going to stalk my posts and attempt to insult/offend/upset me, cal, do at least make it entertaining, and dispense with the feeble, obvious efforts, eh?  ::)

If you think one answer is good enough
for anything, you should try running for
politics in the US.

Seems to work for Bush.

Simpletons always buy such crap.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 06:19:40 AM
that was better.  nice to see you making an effort for me.   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 13, 2007, 06:20:25 AM
that was better.  nice to see you making an effort for me.   :-*

As though it's worth it,
with the little bit that you
manage for yourself.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 06:33:52 AM
oh, what a shame.  you couldn't keep the standard up for more than one post.  :(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 13, 2007, 07:32:36 AM
oh, what a shame.  you couldn't keep the standard up for more than one post.  :(

Not for a retread, such as yourself.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 10:22:45 AM
:rofl:

droll!  so droll!

:laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on July 15, 2007, 06:22:50 AM
I forgot to ask before: what do you give lectures on (not here ;))?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 06:47:36 AM
creative writing - basically writing fiction: prose, poetry and scripts (although not so hot on the last one, personally).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 15, 2007, 09:54:17 AM
creative writing - basically writing fiction: prose, poetry and scripts (although not so hot on the last one, personally).

I hate poetry. Don't know why.

Though, saying that, I won 1st prize from some poetry competition at Easton Primary School. Lol, irony.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 11:37:21 AM
Lucifer what would you do if:
I ended up at the same uni as you?
If you had to teach me?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 11:43:11 AM
i'd teach you, probably better than a lot of others, given my years of experience teaching aspies.  and expect you to keep anything i say/do here to yourself, as i would, naturally.  (i'm a very private person, believe it or not, and that's why i haven't posted which uni i work/study in).

what are you studying? 
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 11:54:10 AM
oh, but you'd love my lectures and seminars - they're always really popular, cos i'm so outrageous (they think so, anyway).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 12:02:53 PM
i'd teach you, probably better than a lot of others, given my years of experience teaching aspies.  and expect you to keep anything i say/do here to yourself, as i would, naturally.  (i'm a very private person, believe it or not, and that's why i haven't posted which uni i work/study in).

what are you studying? 
As a private person myself, obviously I would respect yours. As for aspies teaching aspies, it seems to work better for me, but that could be down to aspies knowing their subject better than the average NT teacher. As for subject, I have an offer for natural sciences at my second choice uni (which is my firm - my 1st choice didnt give me an offer), and for my insurence maths and computer science. Whether or not i will stick to the comp sci is another matter, if i get in for the natural sciences i can do more than two subjects, so i could do arts modules on top.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 02:12:37 PM
they don't do sciences and maths hugely where i am, so i'm assuming you'll be elsewhaere.  shame - could've been interesting.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 02:30:11 PM
they don't do sciences and maths hugely where i am, so i'm assuming you'll be elsewhaere.  shame - could've been interesting.
Hmm, where are you at. Is it a redbrick, oxbridge or a former poly?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 02:31:36 PM
as i said above, not going to say that on the board.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 02:37:11 PM
as i said above, not going to say that on the board.
You could PM me and tell me, you have given out enough info for me to find it out in a couple of hours, just saves me the effort!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 02:41:36 PM
i could, yes, but to be honest, hadron, you haven't done much to gain my trust on this board, sorry to say, and i only give out personal information to people i trust.

apologies if this sounds snitty, but everyone else has had to get used to it, too - i'm like it all the time.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
i could, yes, but to be honest, hadron, you haven't done much to gain my trust on this board, sorry to say, and i only give out personal information to people i trust.

apologies if this sounds snitty, but everyone else has had to get used to it, too - i'm like it all the time.
Yeah I understand entirely. Just please say it isnt Oxford.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 02:45:32 PM
it isn't.  yet.  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on July 15, 2007, 02:46:08 PM
Hey, Hadron, it's usually not a wise idea to post the details of who you are and where you work on a public message board.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 02:49:29 PM
it isn't.  yet.  ;)
Do you actually want to work at Oxford. Dont make the same mistake as i did and get seduced by the place.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 02:50:57 PM
Hey, Hadron, it's usually not a wise idea to post the details of who you are and where you work on a public message board.
Entirely right. But Lucifer has given more than enough clues to work it out, academics are pretty easy to track down.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 02:54:42 PM
it isn't.  yet.  ;)
Do you actually want to work at Oxford. Dont make the same mistake as i did and get seduced by the place.

good grief.  ::)

hadron, would you please stop talking to me as though i'm your baby cousin, or something.  i'm more than twice your age, and at least that as far as experience is concern ed.  i doubt you're doing it deliberately, but being patronised is guaranteed to send me from nought to homicidal in nanoseconds.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 02:55:39 PM
Hey, Hadron, it's usually not a wise idea to post the details of who you are and where you work on a public message board.
Entirely right. But Lucifer has given more than enough clues to work it out, academics are pretty easy to track down.

let me know how you get on - i'd be interested to see what you come up with.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 02:57:53 PM
Hey, Hadron, it's usually not a wise idea to post the details of who you are and where you work on a public message board.
Entirely right. But Lucifer has given more than enough clues to work it out, academics are pretty easy to track down.

let me know how you get on - i'd be interested to see what you come up with.
Do you actually seriously want me to try?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 02:59:30 PM
it isn't.  yet.  ;)
Do you actually want to work at Oxford. Dont make the same mistake as i did and get seduced by the place.

good grief.  ::)

hadron, would you please stop talking to me as though i'm your baby cousin, or something.  i'm more than twice your age, and at least that as far as experience is concern ed.  i doubt you're doing it deliberately, but being patronised is guaranteed to send me from nought to homicidal in nanoseconds.
Sorry you see my as patronising Lucifer. As for the experience arguement, im young as you have pointed out, therefore I am not a fan of arguement from authority.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 03:04:16 PM
well taken.  that sort of thing impresses me.

and it's not authority, it's experience and self awareness and knowledge -  there's a huge difference, believe me.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 03:09:57 PM
well taken.  that sort of thing impresses me.

and it's not authority, it's experience and self awareness and knowledge -  there's a huge difference, believe me.
Hmm, but what you are then implying is that because your older than me that your arguements should count for more. You may have more experience than me, but then our experiences will not always overlap, you will have experiences that i havent had and vice versa. As for self awareness, I am not a fan myself of overdoing that one, its just too depressing. And knowledge, I have lots of that, just again in different areas to you.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 03:13:18 PM
not at all - you were trying to tell me about oxford, and what i should and shouldn't do.  i know myself, and therefore my arguments do count for more, much more.

and if you don't get through the nastier bits of self awareness, you may as well not bother.  once you get to and through them, you're much stronger.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 03:18:42 PM
not at all - you were trying to tell me about oxford, and what i should and shouldn't do.  i know myself, and therefore my arguments do count for more, much more.

and if you don't get through the nastier bits of self awareness, you may as well not bother.  once you get to and through them, you're much stronger.
As for the oxford arguement, answer this question, have you ever been there and been interviewed. Ive seen enough to know they are so anti-aspie that aspies may as well not bother applying.
Self-awareness, I do know myself pretty well i like to think, but there are limits in terms of how far you can go while retaining some sanity.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 03:20:10 PM
not at all - you were trying to tell me about oxford, and what i should and shouldn't do.  i know myself, and therefore my arguments do count for more, much more.

and if you don't get through the nastier bits of self awareness, you may as well not bother.  once you get to and through them, you're much stronger.
As for the oxford arguement, answer this question, have you ever been there and been interviewed. Ive seen enough to know they are so anti-aspie that aspies may as well not bother applying.

yes.  and i got a place.  many, many years ago.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 03:21:47 PM
not at all - you were trying to tell me about oxford, and what i should and shouldn't do.  i know myself, and therefore my arguments do count for more, much more.

and if you don't get through the nastier bits of self awareness, you may as well not bother.  once you get to and through them, you're much stronger.
As for the oxford arguement, answer this question, have you ever been there and been interviewed. Ive seen enough to know they are so anti-aspie that aspies may as well not bother applying.

yes.  and i got a place.  many, many years ago.
Hmm, put it like this, i was an idiot and said i was an aspie. The result, the entire interview process was a charade to understate.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 03:31:30 PM
sorry to hear that, truly.  let's just be thankful that things are beginning to change, very slowly, but they are, and i'm making sure of it, wherever i have any say or influence whatsoever.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 15, 2007, 03:33:15 PM
sorry to hear that, truly.  let's just be thankful that things are beginning to change, very slowly, but they are, and i'm making sure of it, wherever i have any say or influence whatsoever.
Hmm, what is your big plan on making things change. How can you change things at Oxford if your no longer there, or are you talking about the broader advocasy picture.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 15, 2007, 06:16:46 PM
 :yawn:

all work and no play makes milla a tired ape.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 06:17:45 PM
:yawn:

all work and no play makes milla a tired ape.

 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

that better?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 15, 2007, 06:19:42 PM
muchly.

 :-* :eyelash: :-* :eyelash: :-* :eyelash:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 06:22:06 PM
excellent - that was the foreplay, get yer kit off!

:laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 15, 2007, 06:33:46 PM
(http://www.wench.org/forums/images/smilies/kilt4zo.gif)

come and take it off.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 15, 2007, 06:34:11 PM
oh i thought you said kilt. :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 06:34:52 PM
:LMAO:

i ws just going to post that!

i am PISSING myself!

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 15, 2007, 06:37:51 PM
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

kilts are hot. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 06:38:53 PM
too fucking right they are.  :drool:

depends who's wearing them, of course.   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 15, 2007, 06:41:56 PM
what about a woman wearing a kilt? :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 06:42:46 PM
women don't wear kilts, officially, hon.

but i have a couple of very short ones.   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 15, 2007, 06:45:33 PM
well women wear sort of kilts. you know i used to have a dress made of that kilty fabric, it was great. i love those kilty skirts like those naughty schoolgirl outfits. of course a man in a skirt is way hottest. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 15, 2007, 06:46:05 PM
women don't wear kilts, officially, hon.

but i have a couple of very short ones.   :eyebrows:
Oh?  Do show.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 06:46:25 PM
well women wear sort of kilts. you know i used to have a dress made of that kilty fabric, it was great. i love those kilty skirts like those naughty schoolgirl outfits. of course a man in a skirt is way hottest. :P

pah.  you've never seen me in one.  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 06:46:50 PM
women don't wear kilts, officially, hon.

but i have a couple of very short ones.   :eyebrows:
Oh?  Do show.

with or without the fetish boots?   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 15, 2007, 06:50:20 PM
no i haven't. yet. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 15, 2007, 06:52:26 PM
women don't wear kilts, officially, hon.

but i have a couple of very short ones.   :eyebrows:
Oh?  Do show.

with or without the fetish boots?   :-*
Do you have to ask??  With of course.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 06:53:09 PM
no i haven't. yet. :eyebrows:

laters, darl'.  my camera's broked.  :(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 06:53:53 PM
women don't wear kilts, officially, hon.

but i have a couple of very short ones.   :eyebrows:
Oh?  Do show.

with or without the fetish boots?   :-*
Do you have to ask??  With of course.

lol.

i'm using short words now, but i can soon ratchet up the syllables, you know.   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 15, 2007, 06:54:05 PM
that's ok i'm about to fall asleep. you have til morning. ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 06:59:06 PM
lol.

me too - can't think why...   :-\
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 15, 2007, 06:59:35 PM
it's night.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 15, 2007, 07:00:05 PM
And late into it at that.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 07:01:13 PM
i KNOW!!  i need my bed.

sigh... all those acres and empty acres of space, and just me.  it's tragic.   :'(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 15, 2007, 07:03:01 PM
it's your dream world, it awaits. all those imaginary friends need you. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 15, 2007, 07:05:37 PM
it's your dream world, it awaits. all those imaginary friends fuck you. :P

fixed.   :eyelash:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on July 15, 2007, 10:31:50 PM
it's your dream world, it awaits. all those imaginary friends fuck you. :P

fixed.   :eyelash:

Remember, I am just a figment of your imagination according to soliplism (however you spell that shit).   You are such a tease.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: richard on July 15, 2007, 10:44:40 PM
wanna be pals lucifer?  :)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 03:10:41 AM
it's your dream world, it awaits. all those imaginary friends fuck you. :P

fixed.   :eyelash:

Remember, I am just a figment of your imagination according to soliplism (however you spell that shit).   You are such a tease.

i hate to have to tell you this, alex, but there you were, in my figments last night...

...and you were crap. 

sorry.  better luck next time.

:P

:laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 03:10:54 AM
wanna be pals lucifer?  :)

nope.

and you might want to think twice before acting like a little shit towards my friends, too.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 16, 2007, 04:15:19 AM
wanna be pals lucifer?  :)

nope.

and you might want to think twice before acting like a little shit towards my friends, too.

Do you need anybody?
I just need someone to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm gonna try with a little help from my friends
Oh I get high with a little help from my friends
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
With a little help from my friends!

:laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on July 16, 2007, 04:48:34 AM
look at ms. populars thread.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 05:19:06 AM
i keep thinking McJ is posting but it's Peegai.

it's your dream world, it awaits. all those imaginary friends fuck you. :P

fixed.   :eyelash:

suit yourself. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 05:40:45 AM
look at ms. populars thread.

i am summoning up gravitational pull, to suck you all into my lair, mwahahahahahaha!

either that or (and more likely), the board has been somewhat dull of late, and the only action's here.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 05:44:02 AM
i keep thinking McJ is posting but it's Peegai.

it's your dream world, it awaits. all those imaginary friends fuck you. :P

fixed.   :eyelash:

suit yourself. :eyebrows:

 :eyebrows: indeed...

 :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 05:50:57 AM
Another question. Why did you choose Lucifer as a screenname? Do you feel it reflects your persona?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 05:51:52 AM
i have a thing about angels.  and Lucifer has had an extremely bad press.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 05:54:38 AM
i have a thing about angels.  and Lucifer has had an extremely bad press.
You mean you have a thing against angels? I wouldnt describe Lucifer as angelic myself (not you, the biblical thing).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 16, 2007, 05:55:24 AM
i have a thing about angels.  and Lucifer has had an extremely bad press.

Lucifer and Satan were two separate entities before the Christian Roman nutjobs decided to mess around with the Bible's contents.

Metatron is, by far, my favourite angel.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 16, 2007, 05:59:39 AM
Did you find that The Matrix was an enjoyable film to you, or was it too philosophical for your tastes?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:03:20 AM
i have a thing about angels.  and Lucifer has had an extremely bad press.
You mean you have a thing against angels? I wouldnt describe Lucifer as angelic myself (not you, the biblical thing).

no, i said i have a thing ABOUT them.

lucifer IS an angel, so of course he's angelic.  ::)  and the tradition is far more widespread than just the bible.

(i've written a book on this - don't get me started).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:05:08 AM
Did you find that The Matrix was an enjoyable film to you, or was it too philosophical for your tastes?

i loved it, and got sompletely obsessed by it.  "too philosophical" would be difficult for me, although the rubbish cod philosophy in the last film made me puke - so contrived, and utterly obvious, thereby meaningless, to the point of being trite.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:08:16 AM
i have a thing about angels.  and Lucifer has had an extremely bad press.
You mean you have a thing against angels? I wouldnt describe Lucifer as angelic myself (not you, the biblical thing).

no, i said i have a thing ABOUT them.

lucifer IS an angel, so of course he's angelic.  ::)  and the tradition is far more widespread than just the bible.

(i've written a book on this - don't get me started).
Hmm, well if you have written a book on it i cant really argue with you. My knowlegde of religion extends to one and a half measily RE GCSEs.
Next question:
Lucifer do you hate me?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:09:18 AM
good gods, no.  i wouldn't expend the energy.  :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:10:30 AM
good gods, no.  i wouldn't expend the energy.  :P
Ok then. Who do you think is worth hating?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:12:44 AM
no-one.  hate is as much of an attractive force as love.

"loathe", or "detest" would be meaningful.  very, very few people are that deserving of my attention, let alone active loathing.  i reserve my energies for useful things.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:14:37 AM
no-one.  hate is as much of an attractive force as love.

"loathe", or "detest" would be meaningful.  very, very few people are that deserving of my attention, let alone active loathing.  i reserve my energies for useful things.
Ok then, which word would you use to describe me?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 06:19:18 AM
no-one.  hate is as much of an attractive force as love.

"loathe", or "detest" would be meaningful.  very, very few people are that deserving of my attention, let alone active loathing.  i reserve my energies for useful things.

 :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:21:01 AM
no-one.  hate is as much of an attractive force as love.

"loathe", or "detest" would be meaningful.  very, very few people are that deserving of my attention, let alone active loathing.  i reserve my energies for useful things.
Ok then, which word would you use to describe me?

neither.  you seem to have an overinflated sense of your own importance, as far as i'm concerned.  sorry, but there really are very few people who i'm bothered about, so don't take it personally.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 06:21:19 AM
Lucifer has had an extremely bad press.

i heard that recently.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:22:24 AM
Lucifer has had an extremely bad press.

i heard that recently.

which one?  him or me?  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 06:23:51 AM
Lucifer teh angel. :P you are the more popular one. :laugh:

did you like eXistenZ better than the Matrix? they're similar and very different.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:25:11 AM
no-one.  hate is as much of an attractive force as love.

"loathe", or "detest" would be meaningful.  very, very few people are that deserving of my attention, let alone active loathing.  i reserve my energies for useful things.
Ok then, which word would you use to describe me?

neither.  you seem to have an overinflated sense of your own importance, as far as i'm concerned.  sorry, but there really are very few people who i'm bothered about, so don't take it personally.
So really you are saying that i am arrogant then, you are probably right. What do people have to do for you to become bothered about them?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:27:09 AM
Lucifer teh angel. :P you are the more popular one. :laugh:

did you like eXistenZ better than the Matrix? they're similar and very different.

 :-*

never seen it.  is it good?  do they wear sexy clothes?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:28:32 AM
So really you are saying that i am arrogant then, you are probably right. What do people have to do for you to become bothered about them?

they have to interest me.  then i might actually start caring about them.

or i have to respect them, for some reason.  that's even rarer.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:30:47 AM
So really you are saying that i am arrogant then, you are probably right. What do people have to do for you to become bothered about them?

they have to interest me.  then i might actually start caring about them.

or i have to respect them, for some reason.  that's even rarer.
I have a feeling that you dont want to feel respect for people do you? Otherwise you would interrogate people until you could find out there intresting and respectful side.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:31:20 AM
projection, on your part.  that's not how i operate.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:32:33 AM
projection, on your part.  that's not how i operate.
So how do you operate. What would make someone intresting to you?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:36:04 AM
not buzzing me like an irritating fly, with hundreds of questions about my personal life, for a start.

a bit of advice, vis á vis social skills:  best not to overwhelm most people with this line of questioning.  many will run a mile, because it's very intrusive.  i've been more patient than a lot of people would be.  take your time.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 16, 2007, 06:37:22 AM
projection, on your part.  that's not how i operate.
So how do you operate. What would make someone intresting to you?

Why are you so interested in Vivi, anyway? She has her own personal circle of people she cares about, and this applies to every individual out there. Vivi is Vivi, that's all there is to it.  :grrr:

Get over it. You hardly know her.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:39:05 AM
not buzzing me like an irritating fly, with hundreds of questions about my personal life, for a start.

a bit of advice, vis á vis social skills:  best not to overwhelm most people with this line of questioning.  many will run a mile, because it's very intrusive.  i've been more patient than a lot of people would be.  take your time.
Fine i shall take my time, i wasnt expecting you to actually honestly answer me to tell you the truth. Time for something less personal...
What is your favourite book and why?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:40:43 AM
no idea.  i read like other people breathe, and so i couldn't possibly narrow it down.

if i HAD to choose one which was the only one available to me, then i'd go for the complete oxford english dictionary, though, all twenty-odd volumes of it (or whatever it is).  should take me a few years to learn all the new words, and use them.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:42:20 AM
projection, on your part.  that's not how i operate.
So how do you operate. What would make someone intresting to you?

Why are you so interested in Vivi, anyway? She has her own personal circle of people she cares about, and this applies to every individual out there. Vivi is Vivi, that's all there is to it.  :grrr:

Get over it. You hardly know her.
Oh i wasnt expecting personal responses, i wanted to see how witty an english lecturer could be instead.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:43:58 AM
no idea.  i read like other people breathe, and so i couldn't possibly narrow it down.

if i HAD to choose one which was the only one available to me, then i'd go for the complete oxford english dictionary, though, all twenty-odd volumes of it (or whatever it is).  should take me a few years to learn all the new words, and use them.
lol, thats an intresting choice. If i were to pick a dictionary i doubt it would be the oxford one myself.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:51:02 AM
i don't lecture in english.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:51:51 AM
i don't lecture in english.
What do you lecture in then?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:52:37 AM
sigh.  hadron, go and read my response to you, about two pages ago.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 16, 2007, 06:53:43 AM
What does vis a vis mean in English? My French knowledge is novice-worthy at best.

(Vis, not vie, dumbass. :P)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:57:32 AM
sigh.  hadron, go and read my response to you, about two pages ago.  ::)
I thought creative writing came under the aegis of english. It was the one bit of it i actually enjoyed doing when i was doing my GCSE's.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 16, 2007, 07:01:15 AM
sigh.  hadron, go and read my response to you, about two pages ago.  ::)
I thought creative writing came under the aegis of english. It was the one bit of it i actually enjoyed doing when i was doing my GCSE's.

Oooh, "aegis" is synonymous with words like "sponsorship" and "support". Didn't know that.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 07:04:10 AM
sigh.  hadron, go and read my response to you, about two pages ago.  ::)
I thought creative writing came under the aegis of english. It was the one bit of it i actually enjoyed doing when i was doing my GCSE's.

Oooh, "aegis" is synonymous with words like "sponsorship" and "support". Didn't know that.
lol, i wouldnt say that they were very good synonyms myself (Lucifer correct me if i am wrong).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on July 16, 2007, 07:56:21 AM
it's your dream world, it awaits. all those imaginary friends fuck you. :P

fixed.   :eyelash:

Remember, I am just a figment of your imagination according to soliplism (however you spell that shit).   You are such a tease.

i hate to have to tell you this, alex, but there you were, in my figments last night...

...and you were crap. 

sorry.  better luck next time.

:P

:laugh:

I was crap, yet there is a next time?   The dreamworld version of me needs to redeem himself then.   If it was any consolation, my dreams last night were pretty shitty as well.   
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: richard on July 16, 2007, 09:21:01 AM
wanna be pals lucifer?  :)

nope.

and you might want to think twice before acting like a little shit towards my friends, too.
but i thought this site was geard twords being mean to everybody. and im really only mean to people who are mean to me,  :(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 16, 2007, 09:49:12 AM
Auntie Vivi, Auntie Vivi, I touched my feet onto the floor during my pilates workout for a few seconds. Woo-hoo!  :woohoo:

Wish Micah would hurry the fuck up sometimes. Fuck me.

Anyhow, can I get a star?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 09:52:19 AM
sigh.  hadron, go and read my response to you, about two pages ago.  ::)
I thought creative writing came under the aegis of english. It was the one bit of it i actually enjoyed doing when i was doing my GCSE's.

Oooh, "aegis" is synonymous with words like "sponsorship" and "support". Didn't know that.
lol, i wouldnt say that they were very good synonyms myself (Lucifer correct me if i am wrong).

not brilliant, i agree.  the word has its roots in greek mythology, and does mean those things, but in common parlance, it's more likely to mean "under the umbrella of" or"as a subdivion of".

so you're both right.  isn't that nice?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 09:53:36 AM
it's your dream world, it awaits. all those imaginary friends fuck you. :P

fixed.   :eyelash:

Remember, I am just a figment of your imagination according to soliplism (however you spell that shit).   You are such a tease.

i hate to have to tell you this, alex, but there you were, in my figments last night...

...and you were crap. 

sorry.  better luck next time.

:P

:laugh:

I was crap, yet there is a next time?   The dreamworld version of me needs to redeem himself then.   If it was any consolation, my dreams last night were pretty shitty as well.   

it was a devastatingly witty retort, rather than the actual truth.  :P  :laugh:  but if it means you'll try harder, who am i to argue?   :angel:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 09:55:04 AM
wanna be pals lucifer?  :)

nope.

and you might want to think twice before acting like a little shit towards my friends, too.
but i thought this site was geard twords being mean to everybody. and im really only mean to people who are mean to me,  :(

whining, richard?  and don't you think you're coming to the wrong person for sympathy?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 09:56:58 AM
Auntie Vivi, Auntie Vivi, I touched my feet onto the floor during my pilates workout for a few seconds. Woo-hoo!  :woohoo:

Wish Micah would hurry the fuck up sometimes. Fuck me.

Anyhow, can I get a star?

you want micah to fuck you?  :yikes:

anyway, here you are:

(http://ucsdnews.ucsd.edu/graphics/images/2006/neutron-star-jet_bg.jpg)

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 09:57:35 AM
sigh.  hadron, go and read my response to you, about two pages ago.  ::)
I thought creative writing came under the aegis of english. It was the one bit of it i actually enjoyed doing when i was doing my GCSE's.

Oooh, "aegis" is synonymous with words like "sponsorship" and "support". Didn't know that.
lol, i wouldnt say that they were very good synonyms myself (Lucifer correct me if i am wrong).

not brilliant, i agree.  the word has its roots in greek mythology, and does mean those things, but in common parlance, it's more likely to mean "under the umbrella of" or"as a subdivion of".

so you're both right.  isn't that nice?
Oh it is nice to be right. But you never did say why creative writing doesnt come under english, and if not what it does come under? (its a serious question, i am looking at uni modules and if i hate politics creative writing does sound like fun)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 09:59:07 AM
it grew out of english, yes, but is a subject in its own right, these days.

i'd never have got into it otherwise - i'm a scientist, not a literature person.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 10:00:32 AM
it grew out of english, yes, but is a subject in its own right, these days.

i'd never have got into it otherwise - i'm a scientist, not a literature person.
Ok then, if you were to catagorise it in something other than english, what would you call it?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 10:07:58 AM
CREATIVE FUCKING WRITING!!!

how many more times?  ::)

do pay attention.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 16, 2007, 10:14:09 AM
CREATIVE FUCKING WRITING!!!

how many more times?  ::)

do pay attention.

And he's enrolling into university now? He won't last with les professionals. I'd give him two days at least.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: richard on July 16, 2007, 10:16:04 AM
wanna be pals lucifer?  :)

nope.

and you might want to think twice before acting like a little shit towards my friends, too.
but i thought this site was geard twords being mean to everybody. and im really only mean to people who are mean to me,  :(

whining, richard?  and don't you think you're coming to the wrong person for sympathy?
i really dont detect any whining in my typing but whatever, i thought we could just burry our differences and be pals, but obviously we cant. so thats cool. im just saying if you can dish it out you better be able to take it, people make fun of me on this board all the time and you dont see me acting like a butthurt faggot. if you make fun of me, chances are im going to return the favor
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on July 16, 2007, 10:17:33 AM
it was a devastatingly witty retort, rather than the actual truth.  :P  :laugh:  but if it means you'll try harder, who am i to argue?   :angel:

The actual truth is that I wasn't in your figment last night, no dreams about me at all I would think.   I try harder the second time anyways, first time is just my way of saying hello (gotta save something).  

What field of science interests you the most?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 10:20:07 AM
CREATIVE FUCKING WRITING!!!

how many more times?  ::)

do pay attention.
I did pay attention, just wondering if they had any bizzare catagories they stick it under. As you dont know any i am assuming my first uni doesnt offer creative writing :(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 10:21:15 AM
wanna be pals lucifer?  :)

nope.

and you might want to think twice before acting like a little shit towards my friends, too.
but i thought this site was geard twords being mean to everybody. and im really only mean to people who are mean to me,  :(

whining, richard?  and don't you think you're coming to the wrong person for sympathy?
i really dont detect any whining in my typing but whatever, i thought we could just burry our differences and be pals, but obviously we cant. so thats cool. im just saying if you can dish it out you better be able to take it, people make fun of me on this board all the time and you dont see me acting like a butthurt faggot. if you make fun of me, chances are im going to return the favor

sorry?  i do believe you started it, little one.  if you don't have the ability to play in the big league, don't annoy the players.

i have no differences with you to bury: as i said, it's out of my hands, now.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 10:23:08 AM
CREATIVE FUCKING WRITING!!!

how many more times?  ::)

do pay attention.

And he's enrolling into university now? He won't last with les professionals. I'd give him two days at least.
I think my pre-uni academic record is likely to seriously trump yours, my friend.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 10:24:33 AM
it was a devastatingly witty retort, rather than the actual truth.  :P  :laugh:  but if it means you'll try harder, who am i to argue?   :angel:

The actual truth is that I wasn't in your figment last night, no dreams about me at all I would think.   I try harder the second time anyways, first time is just my way of saying hello (gotta save something). 

What field of science interests you the most?

good question.  all sorts.  psychology, medical stuff, quantum bananas, clouds (my latest thing), archaeology, organic chemistry (especially relating to metabolic processes, herbalism, etc.), climatology...

lol.  i'll stop there, i feel.  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: richard on July 16, 2007, 10:25:27 AM
wanna be pals lucifer?  :)

nope.

and you might want to think twice before acting like a little shit towards my friends, too.
but i thought this site was geard twords being mean to everybody. and im really only mean to people who are mean to me,  :(

whining, richard?  and don't you think you're coming to the wrong person for sympathy?
i really dont detect any whining in my typing but whatever, i thought we could just burry our differences and be pals, but obviously we cant. so thats cool. im just saying if you can dish it out you better be able to take it, people make fun of me on this board all the time and you dont see me acting like a butthurt faggot. if you make fun of me, chances are im going to return the favor

sorry?  i do believe you started it, little one.  if you don't have the ability to play in the big league, don't annoy the players.

i have no differences with you to bury: as i said, it's out of my hands, now.
well i thought we were talking about somoene else, one of your friends. wowwow asking a girl for noodz is just so terrible i know, thats the only thing i can think of that truley made you upset and then it all spiraled down from there.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 10:25:52 AM
CREATIVE FUCKING WRITING!!!

how many more times?  ::)

do pay attention.
I did pay attention, just wondering if they had any bizzare catagories they stick it under. As you dont know any i am assuming my first uni doesnt offer creative writing :(

speak to registry, then.  it probably would be associated with english, if it's there.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 16, 2007, 10:26:03 AM
CREATIVE FUCKING WRITING!!!

how many more times?  ::)

do pay attention.

And he's enrolling into university now? He won't last with les professionals. I'd give him two days at least.
I think my pre-uni academic record is likely to seriously trump yours, my friend.  :laugh:

*shrugs*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 10:27:27 AM
CREATIVE FUCKING WRITING!!!

how many more times?  ::)

do pay attention.

And he's enrolling into university now? He won't last with les professionals. I'd give him two days at least.
I think my pre-uni academic record is likely to seriously trump yours, my friend.  :laugh:

*shrugs*

oi!  take your fucking spat somewhere else out of my thread, you two.  i don't want to hear/read it, thanks.   >:(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 10:29:19 AM
well i thought we were talking about somoene else, one of your friends. wowwow asking a girl for noodz is just so terrible i know, thats the only thing i can think of that truley made you upset and then it all spiraled down from there.

you don't get it, do you?  it's no use talking to me about it any more.  it's out of my hands

you can sort it out between who/whatever and your soul.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: richard on July 16, 2007, 10:32:17 AM
i think i'll ask satan for some advice, he will know what to do
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 10:36:59 AM
CREATIVE FUCKING WRITING!!!

how many more times?  ::)

do pay attention.

And he's enrolling into university now? He won't last with les professionals. I'd give him two days at least.
I think my pre-uni academic record is likely to seriously trump yours, my friend.  :laugh:

*shrugs*
Fair enough. Ok new question:
Why do you like creative writing, and what sort of stuff have you written recently?
oi!  take your fucking spat somewhere else out of my thread, you two.  i don't want to hear/read it, thanks.   >:(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on July 16, 2007, 10:41:08 AM
Lucifer, you have the patience of Job's mortician and therapist, combined.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 10:46:12 AM
Lucifer, you have the patience of Job's mortician and therapist, combined.

lol.  thank you, DD.   :-*  one tries.  ;)

funnily enough, i'm really impatient, normally.  i've managed to learn patience, mainly by working with relcalcitrant kids for so many years.  ::)

and hadron, don't bother asking me what i mean by that, cos i'm not going to tell you.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 10:59:26 AM
Lucifer, you have the patience of Job's mortician and therapist, combined.

lol.  thank you, DD.   :-*  one tries.  ;)

funnily enough, i'm really impatient, normally.  i've managed to learn patience, mainly by working with relcalcitrant kids for so many years.  ::)

and hadron, don't bother asking me what i mean by that, cos i'm not going to tell you.
It would be easier to find out what you meant if you spelt a tincy wincy bit better  ;)
Oh and i posted a reply above in my last post, just screwed it up and put it in the quotation whule posting, sorry.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 11:06:12 AM
no idea what you mean by the first bit, and i really can't be arsed scrolling up, so post it again, if you want to.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 11:11:12 AM
no idea what you mean by the first bit, and i really can't be arsed scrolling up, so post it again, if you want to.
Google told me that you mispelt one of the words :)
And the repost of that question:
Why do you like creative writing, and what sort of stuff have you written recently?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 11:26:21 AM
google's american, and so doesn't know shit from sugar when it comes to spelling english.

i read like a maniac, as i said, and writing is sort of an extension of that.  i also have always had a blinding imagination, and like telling stories, especially the crafting of the work - plot, characterisation, imagery - all the things i teach, basically.  i love words.

recently, i haven't written that much, concentrating on polishing up my PhD thesis and novel.  i've got one finished novel (the PhD one) which is polished, and two others, in various states of editing, but haven't really looked at those for ages.  loads of short stories and poetry, too.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 16, 2007, 11:30:02 AM
no idea what you mean by the first bit, and i really can't be arsed scrolling up, so post it again, if you want to.
Google told me that you mispelt one of the words :)
And the repost of that question:
Why do you like creative writing, and what sort of stuff have you written recently?
So you're giving her shit because of the way she spelled a word, when you had to look it up on Google to see what it meant?

Lucifer, I have a question:  Do you attract little boys like this in real life as well?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Randy on July 16, 2007, 11:32:08 AM
She is back? and is she bad to?

You is fine shit woman, even if you are AS.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 11:34:46 AM
no idea what you mean by the first bit, and i really can't be arsed scrolling up, so post it again, if you want to.
Google told me that you mispelt one of the words :)
And the repost of that question:
Why do you like creative writing, and what sort of stuff have you written recently?
So you're giving her shit because of the way she spelled a word, when you had to look it up on Google to see what it meant?

Lucifer, I have a question:  Do you attract little boys like this in real life as well?

good question - i had to think about it.

the answer's "no", mostly.  i do have a "weird attractor", which means i'm a magnet for anything weird in the vicinity.  but i also have what's known as the "Lucifer Exclusion Zone" (although with my name instead of lucifer, obviously), which means that an awful lot of fucktards get headed off at the pass, as it were.  people describe it as an energetic "forcefield", which can range from nothing (if i'm with someone i like/trust/want to shag madly), to about nine feet.  :laugh:

and, of course, i'm more obviously older in real life.

of course, i'm assuming you weren't referring to yourself as a little boy?  cos if you were, then the answer is, "no, unfortunately."   :-* :-*  :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 11:35:22 AM
She is back? and is she bad to?

oblivious.  completely oblivious.  ::)

Quote
You is fine shit woman, even if you are AS.

How To Win Friends And Influence People 101.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 16, 2007, 11:43:52 AM
She is back? and is she bad to?

oblivious.  completely oblivious.  ::)

Quote
You is fine shit woman, even if you are AS.

How To Win Friends And Influence People 101.
Somebody had his cayenne pepper/ginseng root/herbal-mint-tea enema this morning.

Little boy?  No, not typically.  You do attract this man though.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 11:44:43 AM
google's american, and so doesn't know shit from sugar when it comes to spelling english.

i read like a maniac, as i said, and writing is sort of an extension of that.  i also have always had a blinding imagination, and like telling stories, especially the crafting of the work - plot, characterisation, imagery - all the things i teach, basically.  i love words.

recently, i haven't written that much, concentrating on polishing up my PhD thesis and novel.  i've got one finished novel (the PhD one) which is polished, and two others, in various states of editing, but haven't really looked at those for ages.  loads of short stories and poetry, too.
What is your novel about. How about a synopsis?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 11:46:14 AM
She is back? and is she bad to?

oblivious.  completely oblivious.  ::)

Quote
You is fine shit woman, even if you are AS.

How To Win Friends And Influence People 101.
Somebody had his cayenne pepper/ginseng root/herbal-mint-tea enema this morning.

:rofl:

Quote
Little boy?  No, not typically.  You do attract this man though.

great! - let's fuck off from here and get a room, away from the irritating mosquito-children then.  :-*

anything i should bring?   :eyelash:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 11:46:49 AM
no idea what you mean by the first bit, and i really can't be arsed scrolling up, so post it again, if you want to.
Google told me that you mispelt one of the words :)
And the repost of that question:
Why do you like creative writing, and what sort of stuff have you written recently?
So you're giving her shit because of the way she spelled a word, when you had to look it up on Google to see what it meant?

Lucifer, I have a question:  Do you attract little boys like this in real life as well?
I dont read books all the time, and neither am I an arts person, so occasionally I have to look up words.
As for what you are implying, no i dont fancy Lucifer!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 11:47:41 AM
What is your novel about. How about a synopsis?

it's about four women, and how women in general are labeled/defined as witches.  only it's not really.  it's difficult to explain.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 11:48:28 AM
no idea what you mean by the first bit, and i really can't be arsed scrolling up, so post it again, if you want to.
Google told me that you mispelt one of the words :)
And the repost of that question:
Why do you like creative writing, and what sort of stuff have you written recently?
So you're giving her shit because of the way she spelled a word, when you had to look it up on Google to see what it meant?

Lucifer, I have a question:  Do you attract little boys like this in real life as well?
I dont read books all the time, and neither am I an arts person, so occasionally I have to look up words.

no excuse.  i'm an assistant examiner for GCSE science papers, and poor spelling loses marks.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 16, 2007, 11:50:10 AM
She is back? and is she bad to?

oblivious.  completely oblivious.  ::)

Quote
You is fine shit woman, even if you are AS.

How To Win Friends And Influence People 101.
Somebody had his cayenne pepper/ginseng root/herbal-mint-tea enema this morning.

:rofl:

Quote
Little boy?  No, not typically.  You do attract this man though.

great! - let's fuck off from here and get a room, away from the irritating mosquito-children then.  :-*

anything i should bring?   :eyelash:
Hmm.. let's see.  Leather straps, chocolate cake, a donkey (live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety's sake) and of course your beautiful self.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Randy on July 16, 2007, 11:51:15 AM
Suggestions for Lucifer:  Breath mint, diaphram, a fuckn halloween custom (improved apperance :laugh:)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 11:52:53 AM
Quote
Little boy?  No, not typically.  You do attract this man though.

great! - let's fuck off from here and get a room, away from the irritating mosquito-children then.  :-*

anything i should bring?   :eyelash:
Hmm.. let's see.  Leather straps, chocolate cake, a donkey (live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety's sake) and of course your beautiful self.

 :-[

mmmmmmmmm...  you're on, you gorgeou...

hang on.  what's this about a donkey?   :o
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 11:53:50 AM
Suggestions for Lucifer:  Breath mint, diaphram, a fuckn halloween custom (improved apperance :laugh:)

custom?  you mean i should be bobbing for apples or something?

don't worry, flo - i'm feeling the potatoes.

(thanks for the reminder, dunc!  :rofl: )
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Randy on July 16, 2007, 11:55:08 AM
Can you hand me a picture of yourself to keep the keep my mom away?

You know How cute you are, my mom saying she was a cock tease and all. Not to me bitch!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 11:56:00 AM
no idea what you mean by the first bit, and i really can't be arsed scrolling up, so post it again, if you want to.
Google told me that you mispelt one of the words :)
And the repost of that question:
Why do you like creative writing, and what sort of stuff have you written recently?
So you're giving her shit because of the way she spelled a word, when you had to look it up on Google to see what it meant?

Lucifer, I have a question:  Do you attract little boys like this in real life as well?
I dont read books all the time, and neither am I an arts person, so occasionally I have to look up words.

no excuse.  i'm an assistant examiner for GCSE science papers, and poor spelling loses marks.
lol, those papers I wouldnt exactly call science, what they have done with them makes them more like geography. Poor spelling does lose marks, but then thats only on QWC questions and for those I could spell the words they were looking for i think.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 16, 2007, 11:58:19 AM
Quote
Little boy?  No, not typically.  You do attract this man though.

great! - let's fuck off from here and get a room, away from the irritating mosquito-children then.  :-*

anything i should bring?   :eyelash:
Hmm.. let's see.  Leather straps, chocolate cake, a donkey (live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety's sake) and of course your beautiful self.

 :-[

mmmmmmmmm...  you're on, you gorgeou...

hang on.  what's this about a donkey?   :o
Did I say donkey??  I meant a hippopotamus.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 16, 2007, 12:00:19 PM
Can you hand me a picture of yourself to keep the keep my mom away?

You know How cute you are, my mom saying she was a cock tease and all. Not to me bitch!
Do you compose your posts on the refrigerator first?

(http://www.cartania.com/photos/images/poetry.jpeg)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 12:00:55 PM
What is your novel about. How about a synopsis?

it's about four women, and how women in general are labeled/defined as witches.  only it's not really.  it's difficult to explain.
Hmm, im surprised you havent written an exotic synopsis for it, isnt that how books get sold these days?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 12:01:49 PM
Did I say donkey??  I meant a hippopotamus.

oh, that's all right, then.  ;D


Can you hand me a picture of yourself to keep the keep my mom away?

You know How cute you are, my mom saying she was a cock tease and all. Not to me bitch!
Do you compose your posts on the refrigerator first?

:LMAO:

 :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 12:03:49 PM
no excuse.  i'm an assistant examiner for GCSE science papers, and poor spelling loses marks.
lol, those papers I wouldnt exactly call science, what they have done with them makes them more like geography. Poor spelling does lose marks, but then thats only on QWC questions and for those I could spell the words they were looking for i think.

you obviously did a different board from me, then.

Hmm, im surprised you havent written an exotic synopsis for it, isnt that how books get sold these days?

i have.  and i'm not posting it here.  get it into your head that i don't post personal stuff, for heaven's sake.  ::)here.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on July 16, 2007, 12:06:17 PM
I take it you meant I was one of the "little boys".     I am just drawn to things that I find interesting.

Have you ever had a psychologist tell you that you should study to be a psychologist?   My last psychologist said that to me haha.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Randy on July 16, 2007, 12:07:59 PM
Refrigerator, that all you got?  I bet the refrigerator is cooler than you, probably smarter.

Damn Lucy, I try and be nice and you give me shit. Well whatever, I don't want it, now you just keep it to yourself to roll around in.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 12:08:49 PM
no excuse.  i'm an assistant examiner for GCSE science papers, and poor spelling loses marks.
lol, those papers I wouldnt exactly call science, what they have done with them makes them more like geography. Poor spelling does lose marks, but then thats only on QWC questions and for those I could spell the words they were looking for i think.

you obviously did a different board from me, then.

Hmm, im surprised you havent written an exotic synopsis for it, isnt that how books get sold these days?

i have.  and i'm not posting it here.  get it into your head that i don't post personal stuff, for heaven's sake.  ::)here.
I wouldnt descibe a synopsis as personal, but then I dont know what you have put in it, and i guess a private person like yourself writes under a psudonym anyway.
As for the exam I sat it was 2 years ago and wasnt majorly bad but having looked at the new papers, they are deviod of science. This kind of explains why i have a problem with it...
http://www.wellingtongrey.net/articles/archive/2007-06-07--open-letter-aqa.html (http://www.wellingtongrey.net/articles/archive/2007-06-07--open-letter-aqa.html)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 12:15:50 PM
I take it you meant I was one of the "little boys".     I am just drawn to things that I find interesting.

Have you ever had a psychologist tell you that you should study to be a psychologist?   My last psychologist said that to me haha.

nah, alex.  youse ain't a little boy.  :-*

i've worked as a sort of psychologist/counsellor/therapist for years, but yes, i have been told that, lol.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 01:03:24 PM
Lucifer teh angel. :P you are the more popular one. :laugh:

did you like eXistenZ better than the Matrix? they're similar and very different.

 :-*

never seen it.  is it good?  do they wear sexy clothes?

they have a meat gun.(no not a penis :laugh:) and sexy people, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Jude Law... :P i really like it, it's Cronenberg's. Matrix is very clean and sterile and rubbery and hitech,while eXistenZ is the opposite. you know, Cronenberg style, down to earth and fleshy and deliciously gross. :P i like both movies but i found eXistenZ more enjoyable.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 01:05:12 PM
Refrigerator, that all you got?  I bet the refrigerator is cooler than you, probably smarter.

Damn Lucy, I try and be nice and you give me shit. Well whatever, I don't want it, now you just keep it to yourself to roll around in.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 16, 2007, 01:09:26 PM
Refrigerator, that all you got?  I bet the refrigerator is cooler than you, probably smarter.

Damn Lucy, I try and be nice and you give me shit. Well whatever, I don't want it, now you just keep it to yourself to roll around in.
:green: You're probably right.  :green:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 01:26:11 PM
Lucifer teh angel. :P you are the more popular one. :laugh:

did you like eXistenZ better than the Matrix? they're similar and very different.

 :-*

never seen it.  is it good?  do they wear sexy clothes?

they have a meat gun.(no not a penis :laugh:) and sexy people, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Jude Law... :P i really like it, it's Cronenberg's. Matrix is very clean and sterile and rubbery and hitech,while eXistenZ is the opposite. you know, Cronenberg style, down to earth and fleshy and deliciously gross. :P i like both movies but i found eXistenZ more enjoyable.

ooooooh!  must get the dvd!

ta, hon.   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 01:26:59 PM
Refrigerator, that all you got?  I bet the refrigerator is cooler than you, probably smarter.

Damn Lucy, I try and be nice and you give me shit. Well whatever, I don't want it, now you just keep it to yourself to roll around in.

 :laugh:

Refrigerator, that all you got?  I bet the refrigerator is cooler than you, probably smarter.

Damn Lucy, I try and be nice and you give me shit. Well whatever, I don't want it, now you just keep it to yourself to roll around in.
:green: You're probably right.  :green:

you two can tell what that means?!!!   :o
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 01:28:17 PM
fridges are cooler than people. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 01:28:39 PM
i hope you like it, otherwise you'll come kick my ass. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 01:29:40 PM
fridges are cooler than people. :P

hahahahaha!


i hope you like it, otherwise you'll come kiss my ass. :P

fixed.   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on July 16, 2007, 01:30:16 PM
Yeah he said the refridgerator is cooler than you and most likely smarter as well.    Then he said you give him shit and he gives it back for you to roll around in it.   Basically you are not cool, maybe dumber than an appliance and he wants you to roll around in all the shit you give him.    Sounds like he wants to identify people with inanimate objects and has a scat fetish.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 01:30:46 PM
 :-* muuwah
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 01:31:29 PM
Yeah he said the refridgerator is cooler than you and most likely smarter as well.    Then he said you give him shit and he gives it back for you to roll around in it.   Basically you are not cool, maybe dumber than an appliance and he wants you to roll around in all the shit you give him.    Sounds like he wants to identify people with inanimate objects and has a scat fetish.

i worry about you, knowing what's in flo's mind...   :'(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 01:31:35 PM
Yeah he said the refridgerator is cooler than you and most likely smarter as well.    Then he said you give him shit and he gives it back for you to roll around in it.   Basically you are not cool, maybe dumber than an appliance and he wants you to roll around in all the shit you give him.    Sounds like he wants to identify people with inanimate objects and has a scat fetish.

ERRRRRRRRR! wrong. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on July 16, 2007, 01:33:24 PM
Yeah he said the refridgerator is cooler than you and most likely smarter as well.    Then he said you give him shit and he gives it back for you to roll around in it.   Basically you are not cool, maybe dumber than an appliance and he wants you to roll around in all the shit you give him.    Sounds like he wants to identify people with inanimate objects and has a scat fetish.

i worry about you, knowing what's in flo's mind...   :'(

Oh well maybe I am some kind of interpreter.   There needs to be interpretation between your kind and his, correct?

Oh noes Bjork says I am WRONG.   Well fridges are cooler than people.   I still thinks he has a scat fetish because he wants to see Lucifer roll around in her own shit.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 01:34:32 PM
is that what he was on about? 

hmmmm.  now i can see why my brain glazes over whenever i see one of his posts.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 16, 2007, 01:39:53 PM
Somebody has thier Oxford Junior English--Crazy Dictionary out.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 01:41:53 PM
lol.

obviously not you, though, sexy - your spelling leaves a little to be desired.

distracted much?  :P

oh, but how unkind of me - would you like some personal tuition in spelling?    :eyelash:

 :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 16, 2007, 01:45:43 PM
lol.

obviously not you, though, sexy - your spelling leaves a little to be desired.

distracted much?  :P

oh, but how unkind of me - would you like some personal tuition in spelling?    :eyelash:

 :-*
Yus pleaze.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 01:48:44 PM
yes you are wrong Alex. Flo was merely saying fridges are cooler than people because they don't have body heat. as for rolling around in something Flo meant something utterly different than poop.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on July 16, 2007, 02:08:51 PM
Refrigerator, that all you got?  I bet the refrigerator is cooler than you, probably smarter.

Damn Lucy, I try and be nice and you give me shit. Well whatever, I don't want it, now you just keep it to yourself to roll around in.


Refrigerator is cooler than you = you are not as cool as a refigerator and might not be as smart as one either (he didn't mean literally cool, but she isn't as cold as a fridge, which would be a compliment.. calling her warm)

Give me shit, keep it to yourself and roll around in it = stop making fun of me when I am nice to you, please keep it to yourself

Literally he wants her to play in the shit (insults) she dishes out to him.

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 02:10:18 PM
lol.

obviously not you, though, sexy - your spelling leaves a little to be desired.

distracted much?  :P

oh, but how unkind of me - would you like some personal tuition in spelling?    :eyelash:

 :-*
Yus pleaze.

excellent.

well, the first thing we must do is to strip you of all your... previous misconceptions.

 :angel:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 02:11:44 PM
can you really believe bjork and alex?  they are seriously discussing linguistic determinants in flo's drivel !!!

take your fucking meds, you two!!!  :yikes:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 16, 2007, 02:14:00 PM
You’re all wrong, this is what he said:

A refrigerator?  I do declare that your retort is not satisfactory.  It is of my belief that you are not as fashionable as said kitchen appliance.  Also, I question your intelligence in relation to the refrigerator.  My goodness Lucifer, I endeavor to be pleasant with you, instead I have received ridicule.  In any case, I do not care for your ridicule, so you may have it back.  Perhaps you would care to revel in it yourself.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 16, 2007, 02:14:50 PM
lol.

obviously not you, though, sexy - your spelling leaves a little to be desired.

distracted much?  :P

oh, but how unkind of me - would you like some personal tuition in spelling?    :eyelash:

 :-*
Yus pleaze.

excellent.

well, the first thing we must do is to strip you of all your... previous misconceptions.

 :angel:
Can you help me with that... some of my previous misconceptions are rather strong.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on July 16, 2007, 02:14:58 PM
can you really believe bjork and alex?  they are seriously discussing linguistic determinants in flo's drivel !!!

take your fucking meds, you two!!!  :yikes:

That was the closest he ever got to making me laugh.   You need someone to make sense of the madness.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 02:18:09 PM
You’re all wrong, this is what he said:

A refrigerator?  I do declare that your retort is not satisfactory.  It is of my belief that you are not as fashionable as said kitchen appliance.  Also, I question your intelligence in relation to the refrigerator.  My goodness Lucifer, I endeavor to be pleasant with you, instead I have received ridicule.  In any case, I do not care for your ridicule, so you may have it back.  Perhaps you would care to revel in it yourself.


:LMAO:   :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 02:19:05 PM
You’re all wrong, this is what he said:

A refrigerator?  I do declare that your retort is not satisfactory.  It is of my belief that you are not as fashionable as said kitchen appliance.  Also, I question your intelligence in relation to the refrigerator.  My goodness Lucifer, I endeavor to be pleasant with you, instead I have received ridicule.  In any case, I do not care for your ridicule, so you may have it back.  Perhaps you would care to revel in it yourself.


that's what i said.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 02:19:33 PM
Can you help me with that... some of my previous misconceptions are rather strong.

with pleasure.

fingers, tongue or teeth?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 16, 2007, 02:21:47 PM
Can you help me with that... some of my previous misconceptions are rather strong.

with pleasure.

fingers, tongue or teeth?
What ever it takes.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 02:22:12 PM
right, that's IT!!!   :grrr:

i'm not answering ONE MORE QUESTION until i get chocolate.

if you can get it delivered to my door, within the next half an hour, i'll... i'll... i'll shag you until your eyes fall out.

(only not you, pea, cos it's too easy, lol).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 02:22:40 PM
Can you help me with that... some of my previous misconceptions are rather strong.

with pleasure.

fingers, tongue or teeth?
What ever it takes.

 :-X  ^^
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on July 16, 2007, 02:23:07 PM
Eh that was pretty much what I said.  Except you worded it differently.  
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 05:52:23 PM
Lucifer.. a question:
Are you the one who has been obsessively negging me, if it is you do you want to have it out with me, see who roasts who first?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 06:00:33 PM
Eh that was pretty much what I said.  Except you worded it differently.   

is not.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:05:18 PM
Lucifer.. a question:
Are you the one who has been obsessively negging me, if it is you do you want to have it out with me, see who roasts who first?

huh?  did you not read my post about not being bothered to expend energy?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:08:26 PM
Lucifer.. a question:
Are you the one who has been obsessively negging me, if it is you do you want to have it out with me, see who roasts who first?

huh?  did you not read my post about not being bothered to expend energy?
Well you are hardly going to admit to it are you. I assume you must lie frequently to keep up with your privacy obsession, otherwise you are useless at keeping it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on July 16, 2007, 06:09:24 PM
this may get popcorn worthy :popcorn:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:13:16 PM
Lucifer.. a question:
Are you the one who has been obsessively negging me, if it is you do you want to have it out with me, see who roasts who first?

huh?  did you not read my post about not being bothered to expend energy?
Well you are hardly going to admit to it are you. I assume you must lie frequently to keep up with your privacy obsession, otherwise you are useless at keeping it.

sigh.  then why bother asking?

do me a favour, hadron - i'm bored.  read the quotation under my avatar.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:15:10 PM
Lucifer.. a question:
Are you the one who has been obsessively negging me, if it is you do you want to have it out with me, see who roasts who first?

huh?  did you not read my post about not being bothered to expend energy?
Well you are hardly going to admit to it are you. I assume you must lie frequently to keep up with your privacy obsession, otherwise you are useless at keeping it.

sigh.  then why bother asking?

do me a favour, hadron - i'm bored.  read the quotation under my avatar.
I have my reasons for asking, you did start off by flaming me remember. If it isnt you then this little game ive been playing with you can end...  :)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:24:01 PM
i believe that it was you who started getting very insistent and intrusive with your questioning.  which i pointed out to you.

i don't think i've actually ever flamed anyone on here.  perhaps i'm wrong - i dare say someone will point it out, if so.

i told you - i consider very few people worth that much effort. i do wish you'd listen.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:28:57 PM
i believe that it was you who started getting very insistent and intrusive with your questioning.  which i pointed out to you.

i don't think i've actually ever flamed anyone on here.  perhaps i'm wrong - i dare say someone will point it out, if so.

i told you - i consider very few people worth that much effort. i do wish you'd listen.
You are the idiot who went along with my little game. Look in the advocasy forum, nice introduction btw. I have fun with the first person who comes to my attention as being aggressive and unwelcoming whenever i join a forum that i can get away with it, you just happened to be it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:31:10 PM
well done.  you must be very proud.

and you wonder why people take against you in interviews, and such?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:33:32 PM
well done.  you must be very proud.

and you wonder why people take against you in interviews, and such?
*yawns* totally different matter, and anyway i did well in the other interview i had, Bristol for example to name one.
As for the game, i think ill drop it here. Thank you for being such a great participant in my fun game Lucifer  :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:36:18 PM
you're very welcome.  possibly.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:38:05 PM
you're very welcome.  possibly.
Now, the real reason i pushed my game a little too far. Ask if you want it...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on July 16, 2007, 06:41:55 PM
I am tickled to piquance and stinging from your seductive segacity and wondering how you manage to stomp such muck from such perspicuously shallow waters.

*drool*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 06:44:21 PM
I am tickled to piquance and stinging from your seductive segacity and wondering how you manage to stomp such muck from such perspicuously shallow waters.

*drool*
You talking to me or Lucifer?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 06:57:19 PM
you're very welcome.  possibly.
Now, the real reason i pushed my game a little too far. Ask if you want it...

hellloooooo!!!  are you blind, deaf or thick?

read this very carefully, and very slowly.

I.

AM.

NOT.

INTERESTED.

IN.

YOUR.

JUVENILE.

MASTURBATORY.

GAMES.

get it?  got it?  good.

::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 07:11:26 PM
you're very welcome.  possibly.
Now, the real reason i pushed my game a little too far. Ask if you want it...

hellloooooo!!!  are you blind, deaf or thick?

read this very carefully, and very slowly.

I.

AM.

NOT.

INTERESTED.

IN.

YOUR.

JUVENILE.

MASTURBATORY.

GAMES.

get it?  got it?  good.

::)
Oh i doubt you are as fanciable as your apparently narcisstic behavior seems to state. The obvious reason why i wouldnt fancy you is as you have so frequently pointed out to me, you are more than twice my age. And I said game is over, you are the one who seems to want to continue it. Ive had my fun, but if you want to continue it be my guest... *yawns*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on July 16, 2007, 07:21:58 PM

You talking to me or Lucifer?

Instead of asking, the one I am talking to will correct my haphazardly sprung usage.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 07:25:28 PM
i wouldn't dare, darlin' - it was far too fabulous to warrant nit-picking.   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 11:49:23 AM
right!  what cunt's been yaying me, hmm?   >:(

if you think i'm nice or something, let's have it out right here !

come on!  i want to make cake of you.

grrrrrrrrrr.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 11:50:05 AM
(sorry - can't keep a straight face.  :laugh: )
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on July 17, 2007, 11:59:36 AM
right!  what cunt's been yaying me, hmm?   >:(

if you think i'm nice or something, let's have it out right here !

come on!  i want to make cake of you.

grrrrrrrrrr.

:LMAO:

I yayed you, you gorgeous cake baker.

You want to make something of it?

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 12:02:11 PM
yeah, bitch!

i'm gonna make carrot and cardamom cake out of you!  with lemon cream cheese icing, and everything.

bring the cake forks it on!

:rofl:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 12:32:52 PM
right!  what cunt's been yaying me, hmm?   >:(

if you think i'm nice or something, let's have it out right here !

come on!  i want to make cake of you.

grrrrrrrrrr.
Is this supposed to be a parody of my thread?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on July 17, 2007, 12:37:04 PM
right!  what cunt's been yaying me, hmm?   >:(

if you think i'm nice or something, let's have it out right here !

come on!  i want to make cake of you.

grrrrrrrrrr.
Is this supposed to be a parody of my thread?  :laugh:

Did you do it, Hadron?

Did you yay her too?

I wonder what kind of cake she will make out of you, red velvet?

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 12:39:35 PM
right!  what cunt's been yaying me, hmm?   >:(

if you think i'm nice or something, let's have it out right here !

come on!  i want to make cake of you.

grrrrrrrrrr.
Is this supposed to be a parody of my thread?  :laugh:

Did you do it, Hadron?

Did you yay her too?

I wonder what kind of cake she will make out of you, red velvet?

:LMAO:
I did yay her, she accused me of gheying her, so i thought id prove her wrong. Now i am going to be cooked  :'(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 12:40:59 PM
yeah, beotch!  bend over and take it like a sponge!

 >:(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on July 17, 2007, 12:41:30 PM
right!  what cunt's been yaying me, hmm?   >:(

if you think i'm nice or something, let's have it out right here !

come on!  i want to make cake of you.

grrrrrrrrrr.
Is this supposed to be a parody of my thread?  :laugh:

Did you do it, Hadron?

Did you yay her too?

I wonder what kind of cake she will make out of you, red velvet?

:LMAO:
I did yay her, she accused me of gheying her, so i thought id prove her wrong. Now i am going to be cooked  :'(

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 12:42:53 PM
yeah, beotch!  bend over and take it like a sponge!

 >:(
Your only going to make me into a sponge cake. Im offended...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 12:43:24 PM
with JAM!!

 >:(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 12:45:02 PM
with JAM!!

 >:(
Lucifer, you are a boring cook...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 12:47:01 PM
hadron, you are a boring ingredient - i can only work with what's supplied.

:P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 17, 2007, 12:47:46 PM
hadron, you are a boring ingredient - i can only work with what's supplied.

:P

You beat me to it with that statement. Damn...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 12:51:33 PM
hadron, you are a boring ingredient - i can only work with what's supplied.

:P
No, no, you just dont know what your working with...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 12:58:13 PM
Callaway, you're a

(http://www.nandyala.org/mahanandi/images/carrotcake/carrotcake/carrotcakeslice.jpg)

hadron, you are a

(http://www.mediastock.co.uk/previews/564_preview.jpg)

(proper victoria sponges are fucking hard work, but utterly sublime, if done well, btw)


as for YOU, pea, you... you... apple strudel!!

(http://www.edp24.co.uk/Content/Leisure/Recipes/img/Dessert/app.jpg)



 >:(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 17, 2007, 01:01:38 PM
Rock cake!  :finger:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 01:02:55 PM
So im a boring victoria sponge... :(
I assume the hard work bit was an attempt on irony on your part?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 01:06:05 PM
Rock cake!  :finger:

dur - it's apfelstrudel, actually.

So im a boring victoria sponge... :(
I assume the hard work bit was an attempt on irony on your part?

no - i mean what i say about victoria sponges.  they are bloody hard work to get right.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 01:08:03 PM
Rock cake!  :finger:

dur - it's apfelstrudel, actually.

So im a boring victoria sponge... :(
I assume the hard work bit was an attempt on irony on your part?

no - i mean what i say about victoria sponges.  they are bloody hard work to get right.
Cooking isnt my thing, i wouldnt know.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 17, 2007, 01:08:06 PM
Rock cake!  :finger:

dur - it's apfelstrudel, actually.

I don't care, ice-cream cake, so thar.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 01:10:28 PM
Rock cake!  :finger:

dur - it's apfelstrudel, actually.

So im a boring victoria sponge... :(
I assume the hard work bit was an attempt on irony on your part?

no - i mean what i say about victoria sponges.  they are bloody hard work to get right.
Cooking isnt my thing, i wouldnt know.

then take it from someone who does - i was paying you a fucking compliment, thanks for the nasty comment elsewhere.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 01:20:57 PM
Rock cake!  :finger:

dur - it's apfelstrudel, actually.

So im a boring victoria sponge... :(
I assume the hard work bit was an attempt on irony on your part?

no - i mean what i say about victoria sponges.  they are bloody hard work to get right.
Cooking isnt my thing, i wouldnt know.

then take it from someone who does - i was paying you a fucking compliment, thanks for the nasty comment elsewhere.
nasty comment, i dont think i had a go at you today... Thanks for the complement Lucifer
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 03:53:08 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/suntzu_2002/minus37.gif)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on July 17, 2007, 04:53:11 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/suntzu_2002/minus37.gif)

How did you do that, Tesla?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 04:56:38 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/suntzu_2002/minus37.gif)

How did you do that, Tesla?
I guess he used a custom emoticon...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 05:01:34 PM
so we have custom emoties?

Callaway, you're a

(http://www.nandyala.org/mahanandi/images/carrotcake/carrotcake/carrotcakeslice.jpg)

Callaway is delicious. i LOVE carrot cardamom cake. OMG.

 :drool:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 05:04:30 PM
so we have custom emoties?

Callaway, you're a

(http://www.nandyala.org/mahanandi/images/carrotcake/carrotcake/carrotcakeslice.jpg)

Callaway is delicious. i LOVE carrot cardamom cake. OMG.

 :drool:
Well you can insert any image at any point in a post cant you, he has just shopped the plus emoticon.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on July 17, 2007, 05:13:38 PM
I was hoping that Tesla could make me a -1 emoticon with that same grinning smiley holding the sign.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 05:18:10 PM
i can make you one but i dunno if i'll find the same font. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on July 17, 2007, 05:19:06 PM
i can make you one but i dunno if i'll find the same font. :P

YAY!  Thank you Björk.

 :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 05:19:57 PM

Well you can insert any image at any point in a post cant you, he has just shopped the plus emoticon.

of course you can. i was asking if we have custom emoties, as in emoties you can custom easily. a smiley generator.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 05:21:26 PM

Well you can insert any image at any point in a post cant you, he has just shopped the plus emoticon.

of course you can. i was asking if we have custom emoties, as in emoties you can custom easily. a smiley generator.
Doesnt this website have almost every emoticon possible? I doubt you would need to customise one.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 05:34:45 PM
I made it in photoshop...  here you are Callaway.




[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 05:37:01 PM
I made it in photoshop...  here you are Callaway.



lol, id guessed so. How long did it take you? Are you a frequent shopper?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 05:43:32 PM
well it wasn't as easy as i thought since it seems to be a gif. i suck at tweaking gifs, i have no idea how to change them without fucking up the color thing and background transparency. so i couldn't make it into a gif, i made it into a bmp. i hope that's ok Callaway. maybe someone can make it into a gif later. :P

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/blindablanda/plusclearmin.jpg)

here it is. copy the image for yourself or use the link. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/blindablanda/plusclearmin.jpg
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 05:44:11 PM
ok nevermind Tesla got there first. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 05:44:53 PM

Well you can insert any image at any point in a post cant you, he has just shopped the plus emoticon.

of course you can. i was asking if we have custom emoties, as in emoties you can custom easily. a smiley generator.
Doesnt this website have almost every emoticon possible? I doubt you would need to customise one.

custom thingies are when you want a blank one where you can write stuff. they're fun.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 05:46:23 PM

Well you can insert any image at any point in a post cant you, he has just shopped the plus emoticon.

of course you can. i was asking if we have custom emoties, as in emoties you can custom easily. a smiley generator.
Doesnt this website have almost every emoticon possible? I doubt you would need to customise one.

custom thingies are when you want a blank one where you can write stuff. they're fun.
Sounds cool, the problem is they need complex BBcode to do it i think.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 05:51:07 PM
I made it in photoshop...  here you are Callaway.



lol, id guessed so. How long did it take you? Are you a frequent shopper?
Just a minute or two.  I've been learning stuff on PS as I've needed to, making textures and the like for Second Life.  I also have a t-shirt "business" on cafepress which has forced me to learn some things as well.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 05:51:34 PM
can you teach me how to tweak gifs Tesla? can you do it in Paint?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 05:52:32 PM

Well you can insert any image at any point in a post cant you, he has just shopped the plus emoticon.

of course you can. i was asking if we have custom emoties, as in emoties you can custom easily. a smiley generator.
Doesnt this website have almost every emoticon possible? I doubt you would need to customise one.

custom thingies are when you want a blank one where you can write stuff. they're fun.
Sounds cool, the problem is they need complex BBcode to do it i think.

there are generators. http://www.smiliegenerator.com/
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 05:54:13 PM
I made it in photoshop...  here you are Callaway.



lol, id guessed so. How long did it take you? Are you a frequent shopper?
Just a minute or two.  I've been learning stuff on PS as I've needed to, making textures and the like for Second Life.  I also have a t-shirt "business" on cafepress which has forced me to learn some things as well.
Hmm, I used to play around with shop when i was a little younger. As for second life, what have you built?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 05:55:24 PM

Well you can insert any image at any point in a post cant you, he has just shopped the plus emoticon.

of course you can. i was asking if we have custom emoties, as in emoties you can custom easily. a smiley generator.
Doesnt this website have almost every emoticon possible? I doubt you would need to customise one.

custom thingies are when you want a blank one where you can write stuff. they're fun.
Sounds cool, the problem is they need complex BBcode to do it i think.

there are generators. http://www.smiliegenerator.com/
Oh yeah there are external generators, silly me was thinking you wanted them directly intergrated into intensity, which would be hard.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 05:59:57 PM
i didn't but i was wondering if there was one.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 06:00:47 PM
can you teach me how to tweak gifs Tesla? can you do it in Paint?
And keep transparency?  I haven't used Paint much, but some versions have transparency and some don't... go to Image > Attributes, in there may be something for transparency.

Alternatively you could just get PS: Here. (http://www.mininova.org/tor/766391)


Edit: fixed link
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 06:02:28 PM
can you teach me how to tweak gifs Tesla? can you do it in Paint?
And keep transparency?  I haven't used Paint much, but some versions have transparency and some don't... go to Image > Attributes, in there may be something for transparency.

Alternatively you could just get PS: http://www.mininova.org/com/766391 (http://www.mininova.org/com/766391)
I doubt she will take a dodgy copy...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 06:02:44 PM
I made it in photoshop...  here you are Callaway.



lol, id guessed so. How long did it take you? Are you a frequent shopper?
Just a minute or two.  I've been learning stuff on PS as I've needed to, making textures and the like for Second Life.  I also have a t-shirt "business" on cafepress which has forced me to learn some things as well.
Hmm, I used to play around with shop when i was a little younger. As for second life, what have you built?
Lots of stuff, nothing particularly cool though... I mostly just script these days.  My wife builds the cool shit, then I script it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 06:30:45 PM
I made it in photoshop...  here you are Callaway.



lol, id guessed so. How long did it take you? Are you a frequent shopper?
Just a minute or two.  I've been learning stuff on PS as I've needed to, making textures and the like for Second Life.  I also have a t-shirt "business" on cafepress which has forced me to learn some things as well.
Hmm, I used to play around with shop when i was a little younger. As for second life, what have you built?
Lots of stuff, nothing particularly cool though... I mostly just script these days.  My wife builds the cool shit, then I script it.
Do you have a business on Second Life or is it a hobby?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 07:02:55 PM
Just for fun.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 07:04:42 PM
Just for fun.
Cool. What do you do as a living?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on July 17, 2007, 07:05:30 PM
Thank you both, Björk and Tesla.

 :minus:

Just kidding.   ;)

 :plus:  
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 07:07:49 PM
Just for fun.
Cool. What do you do as a living?
Breath, eat and drink.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 07:09:51 PM
Just for fun.
Cool. What do you do as a living?
Breath, eat and drink.
Intresting way of living...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 07:10:10 PM
no problem Callaway, i like tweaking images. :) i'm glad Tesla made you a gif though, they're better.

can you teach me how to tweak gifs Tesla? can you do it in Paint?
And keep transparency?  I haven't used Paint much, but some versions have transparency and some don't... go to Image > Attributes, in there may be something for transparency.

Alternatively you could just get PS: Here. (http://www.mininova.org/tor/766391)


Edit: fixed link

thanks for the link but i don't like dodgy copies. :laugh:

what is this second life?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 07:13:36 PM
Just for fun.
Cool. What do you do as a living?
Breath, eat and drink.
Intresting way of living...
No offense, because I know it's your thing, but I don't like being asked a lot of questions.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 07:15:53 PM
Just for fun.
Cool. What do you do as a living?
Breath, eat and drink.
Intresting way of living...
No offense, because I know it's your thing, but I don't like being asked a lot of questions.
Sure I respect that.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 07:16:22 PM
what is this second life?
A MMORPG... kinda.  All user created content, Linden Labs sells land, people buy it, put up shops, or homes, or just cool places to hang out.

http://secondlife.com/ (http://secondlife.com/)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 07:35:56 PM
and what do you do there? is it a chat or a game?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 07:38:03 PM
and what do you do there? is it a chat or a game?
Basically just chat...  there's no real objective.  Unless you're trying to make money... you can trade in Lindon dollars for USD and vice versa.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 07:38:55 PM
sounds too much work for my lazy ass. it looks cool.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 09:40:00 PM
three fucking pages without me, and they're mainly BILGE!!!

see what happens when i leave you lot alone for a few hours?  ::)

anyway, where were we...?  oh yes...


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/suntzu_2002/minus37.gif)

is that for me?  don't you want to be cake?   :'(

 :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 10:01:13 PM
yay!  i'm purple!

:woohoo:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 17, 2007, 11:22:06 PM
yay!  i'm purple!

:woohoo:

You're hallucinating.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 19, 2007, 12:16:32 PM
Do you like fluorescent lights?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 19, 2007, 12:20:14 PM
no.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 19, 2007, 12:20:59 PM
no.


Why not?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 19, 2007, 12:22:37 PM
cos they're vile and give me eye problems and headaches.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 19, 2007, 12:23:17 PM
cos they're vile and give me eye problems and headaches.


How often do you hear them buzzing or humming?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 19, 2007, 12:23:59 PM
Do you make logs of the humming and buzzing?

Day 1

The blasted thing is still humming. Let's bash it to bits.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 19, 2007, 12:24:41 PM
Do you make logs of the humming and buzzing?


You asking me or vivi?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 19, 2007, 12:26:04 PM
Do you make logs of the humming and buzzing?


You asking me or vivi?

It's Vivi's topic, so I'm making an inquiry directed to her.

If I were to ask you something, I would have either quoted you or asked you the said question on your Ask Me thread.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 19, 2007, 12:26:33 PM
Do you make logs of the humming and buzzing?


You asking me or vivi?

It's Vivi's topic, so I'm making an inquiry directed to her.

If I were to ask you something, I would have either quoted her or asked you the said question on your Ask Me thread.


Just making sure.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 22, 2007, 06:45:58 AM
Have you ever felt disgusted with yourself when you had moments of uber-arrogance?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 07:05:50 AM
you must be kidding.  i'm a fucking card-carrying cow, remember?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on July 22, 2007, 07:07:21 AM
Idiom alert. *groan*

Moo goes the cow.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 07:09:31 AM
actually i probably would, if it landed me in trouble, or if i didn't believe what i'd said or done, and it was just for show.  most of the time, though, my "arrogance" is forgetting that most people don't like a smart alec.

either that, or it's deliberate, for my own entertainment (and others, if they find it amusing).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 07:10:00 AM
Idiom alert. *groan*

Moo goes the cow.

:P

means it's official, lol.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 22, 2007, 03:42:39 PM
Ok, you seem to want questions Lucifer...
Why do you have an issue with me is the most obvious one i can think of... Seriously, what is up?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 31, 2007, 09:43:03 AM
Who was PhoenixKitten (listed as your familiar) over at WP,
long long ago?

Anyone here?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 31, 2007, 01:02:58 PM
nope.  haven't heard from her in ages.  and the title was her idea.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 31, 2007, 01:28:26 PM
Seeing a lot of your old posts turning up there.
'tis fun.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on July 31, 2007, 01:40:54 PM
on WP?  why on earth is someone dredging those up?  ???   ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on July 31, 2007, 05:27:33 PM
on WP?  why on earth is someone dredging those up?  ???   ::)

'twas to silence the 'smut' in the adult section.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 01, 2007, 02:26:17 AM
:LMAO:

because i was trying to silence the smut, or because i was posting it?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on August 01, 2007, 03:18:35 AM
:LMAO:

because i was trying to silence the smut, or because i was posting it?

I think it was someone who didn't like the new smut, so they were resurrecting several older smut-free threads by posting in them.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on August 01, 2007, 06:33:49 AM
How do you feel today? Been thinking of ya.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 01, 2007, 10:43:58 AM
:LMAO:

because i was trying to silence the smut, or because i was posting it?

I think it was someone who didn't like the new smut, so they were resurrecting several older smut-free threads by posting in them.

that's me!  completely smut-free.  ;D


How do you feel today? Been thinking of ya.

much better, thanks, pea.  i actually didn't wake up scratching every hour, on the hour, for the first time in 8 months.  i'd forgotten what sleep was...  antihistamines 'R' me!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on August 01, 2007, 12:53:56 PM
:LMAO:

because i was trying to silence the smut, or because i was posting it?

I think it was someone who didn't like the new smut, so they were resurrecting several older smut-free threads by posting in them.

that's me!  completely smut-free.  ;D

Apparently. At least compared to me.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 01, 2007, 02:18:12 PM
told you - i behave appropriately for the situation/my role, etc.

you learn to do that when you're an adult.  :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on August 01, 2007, 02:22:20 PM
told you - i behave appropriately for the situation/my role, etc.

you learn to do that when you're an adult.  :P

So, what does that make someone who learned
(over quite some time) to act INAPPROPRIATELY
in any situation? For, that indeed is what it seems
I've done.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on August 03, 2007, 05:34:34 AM
*kisses and hugs for teh Lightbringer and Candlehoarder Luficer*

what is your favorite movie Vivifer?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 03, 2007, 09:38:08 AM
*kisses and hugs for teh Lightbringer and Candlehoarder Luficer*

what is your favorite movie Vivifer?

er...  something completely non-arthouse, lol.

the fifth element, possibly.  or the matrix.  or breakfast at tiffany's, maybe.  or amelie - utterly exquisite.

if i had to choose one, then probably the fifth element.  i'm not a great filmgoer, to be honest.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on August 08, 2007, 05:48:18 AM
What do you think of this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P_W0u2cX4s
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2007, 08:47:39 AM
if that's the 23 minute thing, you can bog right off - i lasted about 15 seconds before i lost the will to live.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 08, 2007, 08:50:21 AM
What do you think of this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P_W0u2cX4s
Peegai, your beginning to act like spokane girl, posting identical questions in peoples ask away threads like that. :grrr:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on August 08, 2007, 08:59:23 AM
What do you think of this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P_W0u2cX4s
Peegai, your beginning to act like spokane girl, posting identical questions in peoples ask away threads like that. :grrr:

Why the fuck am I singled out for? I seen plenty of people here who've done that before.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 08, 2007, 09:23:48 AM
What do you think of this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P_W0u2cX4s
Peegai, your beginning to act like spokane girl, posting identical questions in peoples ask away threads like that. :grrr:

Why the fuck am I singled out for? I seen plenty of people here who've done that before.
Yours just became particuarly apparent to me...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on August 08, 2007, 12:35:37 PM
if that's the 23 minute thing, you can bog right off - i lasted about 15 seconds before i lost the will to live.

That's my Vivi.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on August 08, 2007, 01:57:20 PM
What do you know of the mystical properties of urine?

Own feelings only, not canned stuff I can pull off wiki.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on August 08, 2007, 02:04:34 PM
*kisses and hugs for teh Lightbringer and Candlehoarder Luficer*

what is your favorite movie Vivifer?

er...  something completely non-arthouse, lol.

the fifth element, possibly.  or the matrix.  or breakfast at tiffany's, maybe.  or amelie - utterly exquisite.

if i had to choose one, then probably the fifth element.  i'm not a great filmgoer, to be honest.

i love fifth element. leeloo is fukin hot.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2007, 02:13:14 PM
too right.  and i can actually stomach bruce willis in it, too, for once.  (although i did like "twelve monkeys").

and outfits by Gaultier?  what's not to like?  :drool:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on August 08, 2007, 02:17:36 PM
Chris Tucker was absolutely ridiculous in that movie.   Gary Oldman did a decent job as the main villian as well.    My favourite parts were the cityscapes with the buildings and flying car traffic.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2007, 02:20:05 PM
ruby rod?  i thought he was hilarious - so completely over the top.  but then i know people like that.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on August 08, 2007, 02:34:25 PM
too right.  and i can actually stomach bruce willis in it, too, for once.  (although i did like "twelve monkeys").

and outfits by Gaultier?  what's not to like?  :drool:

i love twelve monkeys.

i had a crush on bruce willis, so embarassing. i had a poster of his mug on my wall, huge, my friends laughed at me. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2007, 02:37:58 PM
:laugh:

i had posters of Sting half clad on mine, so i can't take the piss too much.  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on August 08, 2007, 02:43:53 PM
 :laugh: :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2007, 02:49:19 PM
lol.  of course, i've got posters of you on the wall, now.   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on August 08, 2007, 02:58:42 PM
hehe same here. ;) :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on August 08, 2007, 04:35:17 PM
:laugh:

so i can't take the piss too much.  ;)

I'll take this as my answer.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on August 08, 2007, 04:38:13 PM
Gary Oldman is a genius, he's one of my favorite actors.

(http://sa.nextwish.org/Animated/MULTIPASS1.gif)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2007, 05:57:10 PM
:laugh:

so i can't take the piss too much.  ;)

I'll take this as my answer.

huh?  what are you on about, cal?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2007, 05:57:40 PM
Gary Oldman is a genius, he's one of my favorite actors.

(http://sa.nextwish.org/Animated/MULTIPASS1.gif)

oooooh, yes!  i :heart: him.  :laugh:

"Mooltipass!"
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on August 08, 2007, 06:02:40 PM
:laugh:

so i can't take the piss too much.  ;)

I'll take this as my answer.

huh?  what are you on about, cal?

What do you know of the mystical properties of urine?

Own feelings only, not canned stuff I can pull off wiki.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2007, 06:04:28 PM
oh.  that's a simple one - not a lot.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Peter on August 10, 2007, 11:34:57 AM
Gary Oldman is a genius, he's one of my favorite actors.

(http://sa.nextwish.org/Animated/MULTIPASS1.gif)

oooooh, yes!  i :heart: him.  :laugh:

"Mooltipass!"

Gary Oldman looks a lot prettier than I remember.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on August 10, 2007, 11:36:01 AM
Balloon fiesta much?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on August 10, 2007, 11:37:45 AM
Gary Oldman is a genius, he's one of my favorite actors.

(http://sa.nextwish.org/Animated/MULTIPASS1.gif)

oooooh, yes!  i :heart: him.  :laugh:

"Mooltipass!"

Gary Oldman looks a lot prettier than I remember.

my namesake is also pretty. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on August 10, 2007, 01:00:14 PM
*kisses and hugs for teh Lightbringer and Candlehoarder Luficer*

what is your favorite movie Vivifer?

er...  something completely non-arthouse, lol.

the fifth element, possibly.  or the matrix.  or breakfast at tiffany's, maybe.  or amelie - utterly exquisite.

if i had to choose one, then probably the fifth element.  i'm not a great filmgoer, to be honest.

i love fifth element. leeloo is fukin hot.
i like stitch more.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 02:27:38 PM
stitch?  me not know what you mean...  ???
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 02:32:13 PM
Are you going to respond to Pyraxis's new post?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 02:47:32 PM
er, yes.  why wouldn't i?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 02:50:45 PM
er, yes.  why wouldn't i?
Good, good. You are not going to take a few days to reply though, otherwise this will be drawn out over about a year....
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 03:02:36 PM
haven't done so far.  i've no need to go dredging up "evidence".

and hold that thought - i wasn't the one who dragged all this into a farce, or even who started it.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 03:10:29 PM
haven't done so far.  i've no need to go dredging up "evidence".

and hold that thought - i wasn't the one who dragged all this into a farce, or even who started it.  ::)
I have no idea who started it, this seems to be about things that happened before my time on here. And asides, who started it is irrelevent.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 03:14:22 PM
why do you think it's irrelevant?  i'd say it was very relevant, from wherever you're standing.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 03:28:40 PM
why do you think it's irrelevant?  i'd say it was very relevant, from wherever you're standing.
Because each person accuses of each other of that (i am sure your students use the "he started it" lark), I am sure this is probably a deep rooted matter that is missing from the debate.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 03:32:46 PM
it may well be, but i can assure you it isn't from my pov.  i have no idea why pyraxis wants to go for me, and am losing interest in wanting to know the reason by the second.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Peter on August 10, 2007, 03:40:24 PM
What herbs would you recommend for daily use?  I've got lots of mint at the moment, and a fair amount of lemon balm and rosemary.  And why does there seem to be so many herbs that are supposedly good for ovaries and uterus's and such, but so few that are good for balls and penises?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 03:47:00 PM
horny goat weed for men's bits and doings (natch :laugh: ).  you'd have to be a bit more specific about what you'd want the herbs for, cos they're all different, and for specific uses.  give me an idea, and i'll have a think, and look it up, if needs be.

lemon balm is good for colds, and possbly headaches (although it doesn't always work for some people).    mint is an excellent digestive and good for expelling wind - highly recommended for IBS, which i use it for, and it really works.  rosemary is good as a mind stimulant, and a memory aid thingy, but too much can give you a headache, cos it's so strong.  you can also use it in rubs for sore muscles.

generally the balm is calming and uplifting (all citrus-y things are uplifting); the mint is settling, but more of a stimulant, and the rosemary is definitely a stimulant.  but don't worry -you won't turn into flo for sniffing a bit of rosemary.  :laugh:

if you want the herb bible, it's Mrs Grieve's book - don't remember the title, cos everyone calls it "mrs grieve's", and you can pick it up in crappy bookshops for a few quid.  it's fascinating - one day, i may even get round to reading it all.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 03:57:37 PM
it may well be, but i can assure you it isn't from my pov.  i have no idea why pyraxis wants to go for me, and am losing interest in wanting to know the reason by the second.
I assume the dislike is mutual?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 04:01:45 PM
wrong.  as i've said, i wouldn't trust pyraxis as far as i could spit bolivia, and she knows that.  but i actually had nothing against the woman - as i keep saying, most people don't interest me enough for me to be fucked not liking them.  waste of energy.

i still haven't heard why she attacked me, although i have my suspicions.  as i said, i was interested in the reason(s), but now it's just dull.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Peter on August 10, 2007, 04:02:40 PM
I meant for the general maintenance of physical and mental well-being; prevention of cancer, infections, daytime fatigue etc.  I've never noticed any stimulant effect from rosemary; I often add a dessert spoonful of chopped rosemary to stuff I'm cooking.  How much does it take to act as a stimulant?

At the moment I'm trying mint tea as an appetite stimulant to counteract the appetite suppressant effects of the dextroamphetamine, and adding lemon balm to it in an it's-probably-good-for-me-somehow way.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 04:12:55 PM
wrong.  as i've said, i wouldn't trust pyraxis as far as i could spit bolivia, and she knows that.  but i actually had nothing against the woman - as i keep saying, most people don't interest me enough for me to be fucked not liking them.  waste of energy.

i still haven't heard why she attacked me, although i have my suspicions.  as i said, i was interested in the reason(s), but now it's just dull.
I think she has scored some points on you this time, even if she has stepped down in the gutter to do it. What I dont get is why she went to such an effort.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 04:15:14 PM
for general stuff, i'd say echinacea for immune system strengthening (although you mustn't take it for very long - i wouldn't take it for more than a fortnight, and then have a good break).  goldenseal is the other one for that, and probably better, but humungously expensive.

ginseng is a goody too, for general zip and zing, and is supposed to be top notch for sexual stuff - i know, i know, but flo has that bit right.

gingko bilboa for intellectual muscle, and lecithin (although not a herb) is good for that, too - some large percentage or other of the brain is made up of lecithin.

and get a mutivitamin and mineral supplement - my diet's pretty good, but i take those anyway.

apples are very good, btw.

nettles are good for cleansing the system, but taste fucking horrible in tea - i'd rather eat the young tips in salads.

rosemary is powerful stuff, but its stimulating effect isn't like, say, drinking a cup of coffee.  it's subtler than that.

to be honest, i don't know of any other allrounder herb-wise - i know more about sepcific herbs for specific things.  :(  i have  suspicion that mandrake root is good for something to do with male sexual stuff, but i'll be buggered if i can remember what.   :-\
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 04:15:43 PM
wrong.  as i've said, i wouldn't trust pyraxis as far as i could spit bolivia, and she knows that.  but i actually had nothing against the woman - as i keep saying, most people don't interest me enough for me to be fucked not liking them.  waste of energy.

i still haven't heard why she attacked me, although i have my suspicions.  as i said, i was interested in the reason(s), but now it's just dull.
I think she has scored some points on you this time, even if she has stepped down in the gutter to do it. What I dont get is why she went to such an effort.

/shrugs

she can have them - i don't need them.  perhaps she does.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 04:20:06 PM
wrong.  as i've said, i wouldn't trust pyraxis as far as i could spit bolivia, and she knows that.  but i actually had nothing against the woman - as i keep saying, most people don't interest me enough for me to be fucked not liking them.  waste of energy.

i still haven't heard why she attacked me, although i have my suspicions.  as i said, i was interested in the reason(s), but now it's just dull.
I think she has scored some points on you this time, even if she has stepped down in the gutter to do it. What I dont get is why she went to such an effort.

/shrugs

she can have them - i don't need them.  perhaps she does.
Actually, given those chat converations, they need addressing. Pyraxis or no Pyraxis.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 04:24:49 PM
on who's authority are you telling me what to do, exactly?  you're over-reaching yourself again, hadron. like many people, i don't like being told what i "need" to do.

i'll answer as and when i feel like it, and not because you order me about.

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 04:30:00 PM
on who's authority are you telling me what to do, exactly?  you're over-reaching yourself again, hadron. like many people, i don't like being told what i "need" to do.

i'll answer as and when i feel like it, and not because you order me about.


Should have been more choicey with my language then...
I encourage you to read through those chat conversations carefully, there are several places where you cross many lines in them. I would be appreciative if you gave a response on the matter.
Is that more sanitised for you?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 04:36:15 PM
pfffft!

you can "encourage" me all you like.  when you stop behaving as though you're in any sort of position to act as a "wise elder" to me, i may start listening.

and you have no idea about "crossing lines".  you know jack shit about the situation.  and yes, i do realise you're hanging around and trying to goad me into replying, to explain the situation.  well, don't hold your breath - i'm contrary like that.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 04:37:55 PM
pfffft!

you can "encourage" me all you like.  when you stop behaving as though you're in any sort of position to act as a "wise elder" to me, i may start listening.

and you have no idea about "crossing lines".  you know jack shit about the situation.
I read the chat conversation, i would love to know what situation where that behavior is acceptable. Please do enlighten me
As for the wise elder remark, that stinks of hypocrisy. Or is my nose off?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 04:39:39 PM
read the whole post before you reply.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 04:40:19 PM
read the whole post before you reply.
I did, thanks.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Peter on August 10, 2007, 04:41:10 PM
i have  suspicion that mandrake root is good for something to do with male P.I.ual stuff, but i'll be buggered if i can remember what.   :-\

Executing rapists, maybe?

I take a multi-supplement, plus extra vitamin C, zinc, calcium and magnesium.  Ginkgo I take now and then, and tried growing, but it died, and I eat a fair amount of apples, since there are very cheap ones.  I've got some siberian ginseng, which isn't really ginseng.  I had some korean ginseng, but I never noticed it doing anything.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2007, 04:44:58 PM
i have  suspicion that mandrake root is good for something to do with male P.I.ual stuff, but i'll be buggered if i can remember what.   :-\

Executing rapists, maybe?

I take a multi-supplement, plus extra vitamin C, zinc, calcium and magnesium.  Ginkgo I take now and then, and tried growing, but it died, and I eat a fair amount of apples, since there are very cheap ones.  I've got some siberian ginseng, which isn't really ginseng.  I had some korean ginseng, but I never noticed it doing anything.

you need to take such things for a bit before you notice anything, although i have to say i'm the same with ginseng.  but then, i never know how to measure things, and there's so much shit going on all the time, i can't tell if i'm "improved" or not, cos i'm so up and down.  ::)

i've never heard about mandrake being used for executing rapists.  perhaps you could smack them about the head with it, if you got a big enough root.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on August 10, 2007, 09:35:42 PM
i've never heard about mandrake being used for executing rapists.  perhaps you could smack them about the head with it, if you got a big enough root.  :laugh:

Mandrake (http://www.earthwitchery.com/mandrake.html)

Medicinal Uses: Cathartic; Emetic; Hallucinogenic; Narcotic. Mandrake has a long history of medicinal use, though superstition has played a large part in the uses it has been applied to. It is rarely prescribed in modern herbalism, though it contains hyoscine which is the standard pre-operative medication given to soothe patients and reduce bronchial secretions[244]. It is also used to treat travel sickness. The fresh or dried root contains highly poisonous alkaloids and is cathartic, strongly emetic, hallucinogenic and narcotic. In sufficient quantities it induces a state of oblivion and was used as an anaesthetic for operations in early surgery. It was much used in the past for its anodyne and soporific properties. In the past, juice from the finely grated root was applied externally to relieve rheumatic pains, ulcers and scrophulous tumours. It was also used internally to treat melancholy, convulsions and mania. When taken internally in large doses, however, it is said to excite delerium and madness. The root should be used with caution, and only under the supervision of a qualified practitioner. The leaves are harmless and cooling. They have been used for ointments and other external applications to ulcers etc.

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 11, 2007, 12:25:07 AM
lol.  delirium and madness?  well, that'd be a shame for the rapist, wouldn't it?

thanks, callaway - i was going to dig it out this morning, and you saved me the bother.   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 13, 2007, 03:27:25 AM
Is my grammar/ spelling this bad?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=474963&in_page_id=1770
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2007, 03:43:48 AM
i doubt it.  but i don't think i'll bother reading the Daily Bigot's site, so i'll take your word for it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 13, 2007, 03:47:12 AM
i doubt it.  but i don't think i'll bother reading the Daily Bigot's site, so i'll take your word for it.
The comments sections on some of the articles I am looking at having a good troll over, partially why I read it. The Times is equally bigotted anyway, just not in as overt a fashion.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2007, 03:52:41 AM
the times has a much better crossword, though, although my favourite crossword is in the telegraph.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 13, 2007, 03:54:28 AM
the times has a much better crossword, though, although my favourite crossword is in the telegraph.
Its Kakuro puzzle is lousy though, i much prefer the Guardian for puzzles. Even if half the paper is loony left tripe from Trevor and Polly.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2007, 04:02:16 AM
wouldn't know, as i never take it.  as far as i'm concerned, The Grauniad is middle of the road, politically.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 13, 2007, 04:05:13 AM
wouldn't know, as i never take it.  as far as i'm concerned, The Grauniad is middle of the road, politically.
Not the articles that show up in my GS exams, always taken from either Trevor or Polly to evaluate. (i wonder if any of my howlers on him will make the examiners report) As for the rest of the paper, i glance through it, but i dont normally read many articles in depth.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2007, 04:07:54 AM
for a "communist", you seem to have a very bizarre skewed view of what's left wing. ::)

are you a blairite communist, or something?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 13, 2007, 04:14:34 AM
for a "communist", you seem to have a very bizarre skewed view of what's left wing. ::)

are you a blairite communist, or something?
I am not a total communist, i wouldnt define myself on the political spectrum in a left-right manner, some of my views fit the centre, and others both wings. As for whats left wing, some of the claptrap that goes with it (such as the lark about nuclear power) means I could postion myself solely there.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2007, 04:24:08 AM
right.  so in other words, you haven't a clue.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on August 13, 2007, 04:44:22 AM
:laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 13, 2007, 04:53:00 AM
right.  so in other words, you haven't a clue.  ::)
I have a good idea, and some of the stuff that is in left wing doctorine, is just bollocks and totally unscientific.  Nuclear power being an example of this. Left-Right battles was last century, politics is trying to move on.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2007, 05:13:18 AM
thank you for your well-researched and thoroughly-considered opnion.  i must remember that.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 13, 2007, 05:18:15 AM
thank you for your well-researched and thoroughly-considered opnion.  i must remember that.  ::)
I do have a good enough understanding of nuclear power to know the left is totally wrong on that one. Unless you have some brilliant arguement against it that I am not aware of.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2007, 05:25:12 AM
my main argument these days is that most arguments are completely moot - we should never have got into a position where they're needed, and wouldn't have, if people had listened and acted upon what we were saying about the indiscriminate use of fossil fuels, 30 years ago.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 13, 2007, 05:29:04 AM
my main argument these days is that most arguments are completely moot - we should never have got into a position where they're needed, and wouldn't have, if people had listened and acted upon what we were saying about the indiscriminate use of fossil fuels, 30 years ago.
But we are there, and true people should have listened. We are where we are, and nuclear power is the best way forward, at least for a large chunk of our power. Lots of the so called green methods are not as green as people like to make out, and they are certainly not reliable. The green groups seem to have an idealistic view of what is actually possible.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2007, 05:34:24 AM
evidence?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 13, 2007, 05:37:34 AM
evidence?
I shall have a dig.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 13, 2007, 06:06:07 AM
Ok, here is what Greenpeace has to say. How much of it are you going to ask me to disprove?
http://www.greenpeace.org/international/campaigns/nuclear
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2007, 06:10:34 AM
Lots of the so called green methods are not as green as people like to make out, and they are certainly not reliable. The green groups seem to have an idealistic view of what is actually possible.

i've read it, countless times - i've been a member for decades.

how does that prove your claims in the quotation above?  and if i wanted to debate nuclear power, i'd be doing so in the nuclear power thread, so i'm not interested in your "proving" why nuclear power is or isn't a good thing.  please address my point above, and stick to it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 13, 2007, 06:23:22 AM
It shows that they are making an assumption that we can do without nuclear power, and also if you break it down shows an awful lot of doom mongering, and sensationalism.
Now the next set of stuff:
Wiki shows the issues with biofuels:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biofuels#Current_Issues_in_Biofuel_Production_and_Use
I quite like this section on intermitability of power from wiki as well:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_power#Intermittency_and_variability
That shows that wind is not a stable power source. With nuclear you have a guaranteed power supply at least, with wind you run the risk of brown outs.
I shall do some more digging and post some more stuff in abit.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2007, 09:30:31 AM
please do.  i'm afraid wiki isn't the be all and end all of references.  i'd like some unbiased political commentary, from reputable sources, for a start, since what i'm asking is a political issue, rather than an environmental one.  and please note the last part - i did ask you to back up your claims about "idealism", not give me evidence for or against the use of alternative technology.  so i don't need anymore refs. like the ones you provided.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 21, 2007, 07:52:55 AM
This report on degrees might intrest you, I wonder what you will make of it:
http://tpa.typepad.com/waste/files/noncourses_report_2007.pdf
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on August 21, 2007, 08:01:32 AM
This report on degrees might intrest you, I wonder what you will make of it:
http://tpa.typepad.com/waste/files/noncourses_report_2007.pdf

If it requires Abode, you can fuck off.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 21, 2007, 08:06:08 AM
i'm not wading through 30 pp. of yawnfest, ta.  but it sounds familiar - every so often, someone gets exercised by it.  boris johnson did, a few months back.

as far as i'm concerned, seeing as how students now have to fucking well pay for higher education, it's a consumer's market, and they can demand what they want, and expect to get it.  how can you put a value on a "subject"?  i'm a subscriber to the "trained minds" school, personally, but that's no longer possible, given the introduction of fees.  after all, a lot of the people who whinge about "non-subjects" have Classics degrees.  irony, anyone?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 21, 2007, 08:23:14 AM
i'm not wading through 30 pp. of yawnfest, ta.  but it sounds familiar - every so often, someone gets exercised by it.  boris johnson did, a few months back.

as far as i'm concerned, seeing as how students now have to fucking well pay for higher education, it's a consumer's market, and they can demand what they want, and expect to get it.  how can you put a value on a "subject"?  i'm a subscriber to the "trained minds" school, personally, but that's no longer possible, given the introduction of fees.  after all, a lot of the people who whinge about "non-subjects" have Classics degrees.  irony, anyone?
I would say classics is a waste of time myself, but at least it shows that someone has undergone difficult academic study. But some of these courses do make me laugh. What annoys me is I am effectively paying for them through my top up fees. Outdoor Adventure and Philosophy anyone? Or how about Equine Psychology?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on August 21, 2007, 08:24:15 AM
How can you define a "classics" degree? Old fashioned tutoring with the cane or summat?

If she's hawt, then I'm definitely a naughty boy.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 21, 2007, 08:29:16 AM
How can you define a "classic" degree? Old fashioned tutoring with the cane or summat?

Lol, its Homer and his Illiad and that lark i think. Studying all the greek and roman stuff.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on August 21, 2007, 09:00:03 AM
Homer was awesome.   Epic shit.   Both the Iliad and the Odyssey, I had to read that shit in High School.   Antigone was also good by Sophocles.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 21, 2007, 01:13:16 PM
i don't think anything should have a value ascribed to it.  people should be able to study the classics, or fine art or anything else.  just because there isn't some sort of economic outcome, doesn't mean it isn't valuable. 

who was it said that you need to feed the soul as well as the body?

anyway, it IS about the depth and rigour of the academic work, not the subject.  (which is what "trained minds" is about, if anyone had bothered to check up on it).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 21, 2007, 03:03:10 PM
i don't think anything should have a value ascribed to it.  people should be able to study the classics, or fine art or anything else.  just because there isn't some sort of economic outcome, doesn't mean it isn't valuable. 

who was it said that you need to feed the soul as well as the body?

anyway, it IS about the depth and rigour of the academic work, not the subject.  (which is what "trained minds" is about, if anyone had bothered to check up on it).
Exactly why these courses in the report are nonsense. They require little intellectual ability to complete, for those students that bother to stay at the end. The economics do matter, at the end of the day why should I be paying top up fees to subsidise all these courses that have no or very little benefit to the tax payer, some of these are taken purely as a hobby, rather than meaningful study.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 21, 2007, 04:49:59 PM
what's wrong with studying something for the sake of it?  you're going down the route of "meaningful" again.

and besides, have you ever paid taxes?  cos your top up fees do'nt go to subsidise anyone else's tuition fees, oh daily mail reader.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 21, 2007, 05:08:56 PM
what's wrong with studying something for the sake of it?  you're going down the route of "meaningful" again.

and besides, have you ever paid taxes?  cos your top up fees do'nt go to subsidise anyone else's tuition fees, oh daily mail reader.
Nothing at all. What is wrong is everyone else paying for them to do such a course. Courses that effectively are invitations for people to drink for 3 years certainly should not be run.

Yes, I have paid taxes before. I shall be paying even more in the future. As for my top up fees subsiding someone else, yes they do. The government pays around £5500 for each student (per year) in addition to the unis getting top up fees. If the non-courses were cancelled there would be money availiable to reduce top-up fees. By quite a bit, as well.

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on August 21, 2007, 08:34:54 PM
"Equine Psychology" could be extremely useful for a person who plans a career working with horses, though.

"Outdoor Adventure with Philosophy" could be valuable for people who head outdoor expeditions.

"Fashion Buying" could be useful training for the buyers who buy clothing fashions for stores.

"Golf Management" could be a good thing to know if it is your ambition to manage a golf course.

I'm not sure what a person who studies "Science:  Fiction and Culture" could do with the degree, but I'm certain there must be something.


And what exactly is wrong with the classics, anyway?


What is wrong with wanting an education just for the sake of being an educated person, even if all the person does with their education is stay home and raise children?

Sorry, this is an old discussion I had with my younger brother.  He said I was wasting my education if I stayed home and raised my daughter.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 22, 2007, 12:34:56 AM
typical.  again, i come back to the point of trained minds, and the joy of education for its own sake.  good for you, callaway.  that sort of suggestion comes dangerously near to the old "women don't need to be educated" idea.  how mediaeval.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 09:56:37 AM
"Equine Psychology" could be extremely useful for a person who plans a career working with horses, though.

"Outdoor Adventure with Philosophy" could be valuable for people who head outdoor expeditions.

"Fashion Buying" could be useful training for the buyers who buy clothing fashions for stores.

"Golf Management" could be a good thing to know if it is your ambition to manage a golf course.

I'm not sure what a person who studies "Science:  Fiction and Culture" could do with the degree, but I'm certain there must be something.


And what exactly is wrong with the classics, anyway?


What is wrong with wanting an education just for the sake of being an educated person, even if all the person does with their education is stay home and raise children?

Sorry, this is an old discussion I had with my younger brother.  He said I was wasting my education if I stayed home and raised my daughter.
Nothing at all, asides the state is sponsoring you to do it (in the UK), so really the state should get something back out of it. Bear in mind these courses definately do not educate to degree level standard, and certainly will not provide job oppotunities at the level a degree should. If these people were actually getting a meaningful education i would object a lot less.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 22, 2007, 10:06:19 AM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on August 22, 2007, 10:17:24 AM
"Equine Psychology" could be extremely useful for a person who plans a career working with horses, though.

"Outdoor Adventure with Philosophy" could be valuable for people who head outdoor expeditions.

"Fashion Buying" could be useful training for the buyers who buy clothing fashions for stores.

"Golf Management" could be a good thing to know if it is your ambition to manage a golf course.

I'm not sure what a person who studies "Science:  Fiction and Culture" could do with the degree, but I'm certain there must be something.


And what exactly is wrong with the classics, anyway?


What is wrong with wanting an education just for the sake of being an educated person, even if all the person does with their education is stay home and raise children?

Sorry, this is an old discussion I had with my younger brother.  He said I was wasting my education if I stayed home and raised my daughter.
I think an educated mother would be able to raise a well informed, educated person.  Someone who is more aware of the world at large.

I'm constantly learning crap that has no bearing on my career, and things some would consider useless, but I love learning, simple as that.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 22, 2007, 10:18:32 AM
excellent point, tesla.   :clap:

and i love learning just for the sake of it, too.  i want to be a walking encyclopaedia.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 10:21:31 AM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on August 22, 2007, 11:38:33 AM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 11:40:27 AM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
The 25% or above drop out rates for a start. And the earlier report by the taxpayers allience, which I began with. Another thing that stands out is the laughable entry requirements, have you heard of the acronym GIGO before?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: mordok on August 22, 2007, 12:06:02 PM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
The 25% or above drop out rates for a start. And the earlier report by the taxpayers allience, which I began with. Another thing that stands out is the laughable entry requirements, have you heard of the acronym GIGO before?

Might it be possible that the high drop rate is due to people entering the class thinking the same as you and find out *gasp!* that they'll actually have to work?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 12:14:54 PM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
The 25% or above drop out rates for a start. And the earlier report by the taxpayers allience, which I began with. Another thing that stands out is the laughable entry requirements, have you heard of the acronym GIGO before?

Might it be possible that the high drop rate is due to people entering the class thinking the same as you and find out *gasp!* that they'll actually have to work?
I have no idea, you would have to ask them. It could also be the courses are total shit as well.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: mordok on August 22, 2007, 12:39:41 PM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
The 25% or above drop out rates for a start. And the earlier report by the taxpayers allience, which I began with. Another thing that stands out is the laughable entry requirements, have you heard of the acronym GIGO before?

Might it be possible that the high drop rate is due to people entering the class thinking the same as you and find out *gasp!* that they'll actually have to work?
I have no idea, you would have to ask them. It could also be the courses are total shit as well.

True enough.  My point, that you've just validated, is that you don't know either way.  You're talking out of your ass.  You've reached a conclusion and now any and all facts support that conclusion in your mind.

When the only tool you have is a hammer.....
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 12:47:08 PM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
The 25% or above drop out rates for a start. And the earlier report by the taxpayers allience, which I began with. Another thing that stands out is the laughable entry requirements, have you heard of the acronym GIGO before?

Might it be possible that the high drop rate is due to people entering the class thinking the same as you and find out *gasp!* that they'll actually have to work?
I have no idea, you would have to ask them. It could also be the courses are total shit as well.

True enough.  My point, that you've just validated, is that you don't know either way.  You're talking out of your ass.  You've reached a conclusion and now any and all facts support that conclusion in your mind.

When the only tool you have is a hammer.....
Either way the course shouldnt be there. I would love to see an explaination for the high drop out rate that doesnt make the course look bad. I went to an HE fair about 18 months ago now, and at the fair there was a place called "Writtle College", who was selling some of these courses. They tried to sell them to me and my friend basically as a fun doss. They even gave us nice lollypops.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: mordok on August 22, 2007, 12:52:12 PM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
The 25% or above drop out rates for a start. And the earlier report by the taxpayers allience, which I began with. Another thing that stands out is the laughable entry requirements, have you heard of the acronym GIGO before?

Might it be possible that the high drop rate is due to people entering the class thinking the same as you and find out *gasp!* that they'll actually have to work?
I have no idea, you would have to ask them. It could also be the courses are total shit as well.

True enough.  My point, that you've just validated, is that you don't know either way.  You're talking out of your ass.  You've reached a conclusion and now any and all facts support that conclusion in your mind.

When the only tool you have is a hammer.....
Either way the course shouldnt be there. I would love to see an explaination for the high drop out rate that doesnt make the course look bad. I went to an HE fair about 18 months ago now, and at the fair there was a place called "Writtle College", who was selling some of these courses. They tried to sell them to me and my friend basically as a fun doss. They even gave us nice lollypops.

You've never taken one or any other college level course yet you say they shouldn't be there.  When asked for proof, you offer up supposition.  When called on that, you offer up an anecdote (i.e. one instance).  Here's a lesson I learned in college, anecdote <> data.

And regarding that anecdote itself, at that school it may have been a blowoff course.  Does that guarantee that similarly named courses in respectable and known places of education would also have no merit?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 12:55:30 PM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
The 25% or above drop out rates for a start. And the earlier report by the taxpayers allience, which I began with. Another thing that stands out is the laughable entry requirements, have you heard of the acronym GIGO before?

Might it be possible that the high drop rate is due to people entering the class thinking the same as you and find out *gasp!* that they'll actually have to work?
I have no idea, you would have to ask them. It could also be the courses are total shit as well.

True enough.  My point, that you've just validated, is that you don't know either way.  You're talking out of your ass.  You've reached a conclusion and now any and all facts support that conclusion in your mind.

When the only tool you have is a hammer.....
Either way the course shouldnt be there. I would love to see an explaination for the high drop out rate that doesnt make the course look bad. I went to an HE fair about 18 months ago now, and at the fair there was a place called "Writtle College", who was selling some of these courses. They tried to sell them to me and my friend basically as a fun doss. They even gave us nice lollypops.

You've never taken one or any other college level course yet you say they shouldn't be there.  When asked for proof, you offer up supposition.  When called on that, you offer up an anecdote (i.e. one instance).  Here's a lesson I learned in college, anecdote <> data.

And regarding that anecdote itself, at that school it may have been a blowoff course.  Does that guarantee that similarly named courses in respectable and known places of education would also have no merit?
No, they tried to sell me several courses (we let them because we liked the lollypops). If you want a more scientific arguement, you can compare the entry requirements of these courses with a meaningful course and see if it helps you make up your mind. Remember GIGO  :)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: mordok on August 22, 2007, 01:05:43 PM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
The 25% or above drop out rates for a start. And the earlier report by the taxpayers allience, which I began with. Another thing that stands out is the laughable entry requirements, have you heard of the acronym GIGO before?

Might it be possible that the high drop rate is due to people entering the class thinking the same as you and find out *gasp!* that they'll actually have to work?
I have no idea, you would have to ask them. It could also be the courses are total shit as well.

True enough.  My point, that you've just validated, is that you don't know either way.  You're talking out of your ass.  You've reached a conclusion and now any and all facts support that conclusion in your mind.

When the only tool you have is a hammer.....
Either way the course shouldnt be there. I would love to see an explaination for the high drop out rate that doesnt make the course look bad. I went to an HE fair about 18 months ago now, and at the fair there was a place called "Writtle College", who was selling some of these courses. They tried to sell them to me and my friend basically as a fun doss. They even gave us nice lollypops.

You've never taken one or any other college level course yet you say they shouldn't be there.  When asked for proof, you offer up supposition.  When called on that, you offer up an anecdote (i.e. one instance).  Here's a lesson I learned in college, anecdote <> data.

And regarding that anecdote itself, at that school it may have been a blowoff course.  Does that guarantee that similarly named courses in respectable and known places of education would also have no merit?
No, they tried to sell me several courses (we let them because we liked the lollypops). If you want a more scientific arguement, you can compare the entry requirements of these courses with a meaningful course and see if it helps you make up your mind. Remember GIGO  :)

One or several, so what?  It's still only one source.

Sure, I wouldn't mind a scientific argument.  Feel free to make one.  (Hint: Telling someone else to do your work is not making an argument.)  For bonus points, make sure that you understand the differences between scientific, logical, statistical and rhetorical arguments.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on August 22, 2007, 01:46:08 PM
 :clap: mordok.

however...

he won't listen, mordok.  several of us have tried, and failed, to get him out from his own arse.  he'll learn, eventually.  sadly, the painful way, i suspect.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 02:05:23 PM
:clap: mordok.

however...

he won't listen, mordok.  several of us have tried, and failed, to get him out from his own AAARRSE!!.  he'll learn, eventually.  sadly, the painful way, i suspect.
Are you actually going to argue that outdoor adventure with philosopy is a good quality and worthwhile degree. I would love to hear your case for it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 02:10:30 PM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
The 25% or above drop out rates for a start. And the earlier report by the taxpayers allience, which I began with. Another thing that stands out is the laughable entry requirements, have you heard of the acronym GIGO before?

Might it be possible that the high drop rate is due to people entering the class thinking the same as you and find out *gasp!* that they'll actually have to work?
I have no idea, you would have to ask them. It could also be the courses are total shit as well.

True enough.  My point, that you've just validated, is that you don't know either way.  You're talking out of your ass.  You've reached a conclusion and now any and all facts support that conclusion in your mind.

When the only tool you have is a hammer.....
Either way the course shouldnt be there. I would love to see an explaination for the high drop out rate that doesnt make the course look bad. I went to an HE fair about 18 months ago now, and at the fair there was a place called "Writtle College", who was selling some of these courses. They tried to sell them to me and my friend basically as a fun doss. They even gave us nice lollypops.

You've never taken one or any other college level course yet you say they shouldn't be there.  When asked for proof, you offer up supposition.  When called on that, you offer up an anecdote (i.e. one instance).  Here's a lesson I learned in college, anecdote <> data.

And regarding that anecdote itself, at that school it may have been a blowoff course.  Does that guarantee that similarly named courses in respectable and known places of education would also have no merit?
No, they tried to sell me several courses (we let them because we liked the lollypops). If you want a more scientific arguement, you can compare the entry requirements of these courses with a meaningful course and see if it helps you make up your mind. Remember GIGO  :)

One or several, so what?  It's still only one source.

Sure, I wouldn't mind a scientific argument.  Feel free to make one.  (Hint: Telling someone else to do your work is not making an argument.)  For bonus points, make sure that you understand the differences between scientific, logical, statistical and rhetorical arguments.
Here is the university league table from the Times Good University Guide:
http://extras.timesonline.co.uk/gug/gooduniversityguide.php
Look at Durham, the place I am off to, and compare the figures with that of Derby, named in the report as the greatest provider of non-courses. Take a good look at the difference in entry standards as well.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: mordok on August 22, 2007, 02:28:25 PM
:clap: mordok.

however...

he won't listen, mordok.  several of us have tried, and failed, to get him out from his own AAARRSE!!.  he'll learn, eventually.  sadly, the painful way, i suspect.
Are you actually going to argue that outdoor adventure with philosopy is a good quality and worthwhile degree. I would love to hear your case for it.

Sounds like Thoreau to me.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: mordok on August 22, 2007, 02:32:10 PM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
The 25% or above drop out rates for a start. And the earlier report by the taxpayers allience, which I began with. Another thing that stands out is the laughable entry requirements, have you heard of the acronym GIGO before?

Might it be possible that the high drop rate is due to people entering the class thinking the same as you and find out *gasp!* that they'll actually have to work?
I have no idea, you would have to ask them. It could also be the courses are total shit as well.

True enough.  My point, that you've just validated, is that you don't know either way.  You're talking out of your ass.  You've reached a conclusion and now any and all facts support that conclusion in your mind.

When the only tool you have is a hammer.....
Either way the course shouldnt be there. I would love to see an explaination for the high drop out rate that doesnt make the course look bad. I went to an HE fair about 18 months ago now, and at the fair there was a place called "Writtle College", who was selling some of these courses. They tried to sell them to me and my friend basically as a fun doss. They even gave us nice lollypops.

You've never taken one or any other college level course yet you say they shouldn't be there.  When asked for proof, you offer up supposition.  When called on that, you offer up an anecdote (i.e. one instance).  Here's a lesson I learned in college, anecdote <> data.

And regarding that anecdote itself, at that school it may have been a blowoff course.  Does that guarantee that similarly named courses in respectable and known places of education would also have no merit?
No, they tried to sell me several courses (we let them because we liked the lollypops). If you want a more scientific arguement, you can compare the entry requirements of these courses with a meaningful course and see if it helps you make up your mind. Remember GIGO  :)

One or several, so what?  It's still only one source.

Sure, I wouldn't mind a scientific argument.  Feel free to make one.  (Hint: Telling someone else to do your work is not making an argument.)  For bonus points, make sure that you understand the differences between scientific, logical, statistical and rhetorical arguments.
Here is the university league table from the Times Good University Guide:
http://extras.timesonline.co.uk/gug/gooduniversityguide.php
Look at Durham, the place I am off to, and compare the figures with that of Derby, named in the report as the greatest provider of non-courses. Take a good look at the difference in entry standards as well.

Wait.  I thought you were comparing courses.  Now you're talking about comparing schools.  Do make up your mind, please.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 02:43:45 PM
the state IS getting something out of it - someone bringing up their kid.

i see, as usual, that being a mother is relegated to "useless".  i sometimes wonder how far we've really come in the fight for equal opportuinites.  ::)
Someone doing one of those courses has got almost nothing out of it, thats the whole point. They cant even pass on their knowledge to their children, becuase they gained none from that course. In Callaways case, I would agree with you because she took an academically rigourous course, and learned stuff.
Oh...  balls.  How do you know what people have gotten out of those courses?  Hadron, you make my ass twitch.
The 25% or above drop out rates for a start. And the earlier report by the taxpayers allience, which I began with. Another thing that stands out is the laughable entry requirements, have you heard of the acronym GIGO before?

Might it be possible that the high drop rate is due to people entering the class thinking the same as you and find out *gasp!* that they'll actually have to work?
I have no idea, you would have to ask them. It could also be the courses are total shit as well.

True enough.  My point, that you've just validated, is that you don't know either way.  You're talking out of your ass.  You've reached a conclusion and now any and all facts support that conclusion in your mind.

When the only tool you have is a hammer.....
Either way the course shouldnt be there. I would love to see an explaination for the high drop out rate that doesnt make the course look bad. I went to an HE fair about 18 months ago now, and at the fair there was a place called "Writtle College", who was selling some of these courses. They tried to sell them to me and my friend basically as a fun doss. They even gave us nice lollypops.

You've never taken one or any other college level course yet you say they shouldn't be there.  When asked for proof, you offer up supposition.  When called on that, you offer up an anecdote (i.e. one instance).  Here's a lesson I learned in college, anecdote <> data.

And regarding that anecdote itself, at that school it may have been a blowoff course.  Does that guarantee that similarly named courses in respectable and known places of education would also have no merit?
No, they tried to sell me several courses (we let them because we liked the lollypops). If you want a more scientific arguement, you can compare the entry requirements of these courses with a meaningful course and see if it helps you make up your mind. Remember GIGO  :)

One or several, so what?  It's still only one source.

Sure, I wouldn't mind a scientific argument.  Feel free to make one.  (Hint: Telling someone else to do your work is not making an argument.)  For bonus points, make sure that you understand the differences between scientific, logical, statistical and rhetorical arguments.
Here is the university league table from the Times Good University Guide:
http://extras.timesonline.co.uk/gug/gooduniversityguide.php
Look at Durham, the place I am off to, and compare the figures with that of Derby, named in the report as the greatest provider of non-courses. Take a good look at the difference in entry standards as well.

Wait.  I thought you were comparing courses.  Now you're talking about comparing schools.  Do make up your mind, please.
I am comparing courses by means of the universities that run them. Derby is the main culprit for the non-courses, according to the initial report that I posted, where as Durham does not run a single one.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Kosmonaut on August 22, 2007, 04:21:08 PM
I am comparing courses by means of the universities that run them. Derby is the main culprit for the non-courses, according to the initial report that I posted, where as Durham does not run a single one.
Problem with Durham is that it is full of people who have grudges because they failed to get in Oxbridge.
I don't care if it is the best establishment in England, it is no fun pretending that you are not really a failure for 3 years.
May as well go to Leeds or wherever and have a good time.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 04:23:39 PM
I am comparing courses by means of the universities that run them. Derby is the main culprit for the non-courses, according to the initial report that I posted, where as Durham does not run a single one.
Problem with Durham is that it is full of people who have grudges because they failed to get in Oxbridge.
I don't care if it is the best establishment in England, it is no fun pretending that you are not really a failure for 3 years.
May as well go to Leeds or wherever and have a good time.
Same with most top unis these days, asides Oxbridge. Asides, I chose the uni because I like the place, and the course suited me. I doubt Oxford would have suited me as well tbh.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Kosmonaut on August 22, 2007, 04:32:47 PM
I am comparing courses by means of the universities that run them. Derby is the main culprit for the non-courses, according to the initial report that I posted, where as Durham does not run a single one.
Problem with Durham is that it is full of people who have grudges because they failed to get in Oxbridge.
I don't care if it is the best establishment in England, it is no fun pretending that you are not really a failure for 3 years.
May as well go to Leeds or wherever and have a good time.
Same with most top unis these days, asides Oxbridge. Asides, I chose the uni because I like the place, and the course suited me. I doubt Oxford would have suited me as well tbh.
There is a big difference between the colleges. eg. You wouldn't want to be at Christ Church if you were from a working class background.
Some colleges are more Northern, sporty, whatever, it is a bit of a mix.
You will find as many pretentious people at Durham as at Oxford. I would argue more - but anyway, im sure there are some good people too.
I don't know about the other 'top unis', and i don't which they are either - i guess they have changed over the last 10 years.
I spent some time at York uni, and i would recommend it for sure.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 04:36:57 PM
I am comparing courses by means of the universities that run them. Derby is the main culprit for the non-courses, according to the initial report that I posted, where as Durham does not run a single one.
Problem with Durham is that it is full of people who have grudges because they failed to get in Oxbridge.
I don't care if it is the best establishment in England, it is no fun pretending that you are not really a failure for 3 years.
May as well go to Leeds or wherever and have a good time.
Same with most top unis these days, asides Oxbridge. Asides, I chose the uni because I like the place, and the course suited me. I doubt Oxford would have suited me as well tbh.
There is a big difference between the colleges. eg. You wouldn't want to be at Christ Church if you were from a working class background.
Some colleges are more Northern, sporty, whatever, it is a bit of a mix.
You will find as many pretentious people at Durham as at Oxford. I would argue more - but anyway, im sure there are some good people too.
I don't know about the other 'top unis', and i don't which they are either - i guess they have changed over the last 10 years.
I spent some time at York uni, and i would recommend it for sure.

York didnt have as good a course, Bath was actually my insurance choice. As for Durham, if you stay clear of Castle and Hatfield then you can more or less miss off most of the snobs.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on August 22, 2007, 11:13:20 PM
Are you actually going to argue that outdoor adventure with philosopy is a good quality and worthwhile degree. I would love to hear your case for it.
What if you were going to lead people along the Kokoda trail as your profession?
The two subjects combined is interesting.

If you go to a class and learn something, then it is not pointless.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 23, 2007, 04:09:15 AM
Are you actually going to argue that outdoor adventure with philosopy is a good quality and worthwhile degree. I would love to hear your case for it.
What if you were going to lead people along the Kokoda trail as your profession?
The two subjects combined is interesting.

If you go to a class and learn something, then it is not pointless.
Reneden, the problem is they are selling something more akin to A-levels as a degree. I seriously doubt any degree level learning will be going on in such a course, and some of the stuff that is on the course sounds like total bull. To be a guide you need experience, not an academic qualification.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Walkie on August 23, 2007, 04:49:45 AM
... the state is sponsoring you to do it (in the UK), so really the state should get something back out of it.

Hold on. State sponsorship, in the UK, increasinfgly takes the form of loans, not grants. And if they were'nt increasing the numer of people in "higher" education (Yep, i do wonder how much "higher" it actually is, in many instances) then they'd only have to pay out more (non-repayable)unemployments benefits. So the State does pretty well out of the deal, imo.

Is lucifer's "Ask away" thread the right place for this debate, btw? I'd rather see it split off and given a more relevant title.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Scrapheap on September 16, 2007, 04:28:15 PM
Are you a crazy cat woman?? or do I need to pu that another way??
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on September 16, 2007, 04:28:43 PM
Will you let scrap pu you?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: jman on September 16, 2007, 04:29:20 PM
SO please tell me are you the crazy cat lady?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 16, 2007, 04:31:47 PM
Are you a crazy cat woman?? or do I need to pu that another way??

:laugh:

yes, it has been known.  and i've worked out your speech impediment, so you can pu it however you like.  ;)

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 16, 2007, 04:32:41 PM
Will you let scrap pu you?

i think it unlikely,  but i am insatiably curious, and so may well hang around until the mystery of the meaning of the word is finally elucidated.   8)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 16, 2007, 04:33:26 PM
SO please tell me are you the crazy cat lady?

definitely.

i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, though - please tell me, cos i'm cracking up here!

:rofl:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on September 20, 2007, 10:22:46 AM
Cake pics? I want to see your chocolatey goodness.  ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 23, 2007, 02:38:06 PM
no camera.  soz.   :'(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 23, 2007, 02:39:36 PM
Will you let scrap pu you?

i think it unlikely,  but i am insatiably curious, and so may well hang around until the mystery of the meaning of the word is finally elucidated.   8)
Nevermind that, would you do Scrap? :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 23, 2007, 02:51:32 PM
define "do".

(if it involves weapons, then quite possibly :laugh: ).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 23, 2007, 02:52:13 PM
define "do".
Shag, for want of a better word. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 23, 2007, 02:52:55 PM
dear me, i am obviously Ms Swift Editrix tonight.  see post above.

oh, and the short answer is "no".
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 23, 2007, 02:54:04 PM
dear me, i am obviously Ms Swift Editrix tonight.  see post above.

oh, and the short answer is "no".
And the long answer is "nobbles up the opportunity"? :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 23, 2007, 02:57:40 PM
no, the long answer is "i'd rather sew it up".
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: duncvis on September 23, 2007, 02:59:14 PM
no, the long answer is "i'd rather sew it up".

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 23, 2007, 02:59:59 PM
no, the long answer is "i'd rather sew it up".
I forgot croquet was your hobby, or is it crochet? I suppose either would do... :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on September 24, 2007, 01:51:47 PM
Have any book recommendations for me? I might take another trip down at the library at some point.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 24, 2007, 02:11:52 PM
hmmmm...

i'll have to think about that one.  about time you paid a visit anyway, though, so why don't we talk about it then?  i mean, my house is like a fucking library anyway, innit?  ;)  :laugh:

let me know what sort of thing you enjoy, and i'll start thinking.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on September 25, 2007, 05:49:35 AM
hmmmm...

i'll have to think about that one.  about time you paid a visit anyway, though, so why don't we talk about it then?  i mean, my house is like a fucking library anyway, innit?  ;)  :laugh:

let me know what sort of thing you enjoy, and i'll start thinking.

Sure, I'll visit. Just name me a date, and I'll be there (hopefully).

I seem to be attracted towards fantasy, sci-fi and horror novels.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 25, 2007, 07:33:49 AM
next week some time, then?

as for fantasy and sf, no problem - i have loads here you can borrow.  AND some chocolate cake left in the freezer.  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on September 25, 2007, 08:50:03 AM
next week some time, then?

as for fantasy and sf, no problem - i have loads here you can borrow.  AND some chocolate cake left in the freezer.  ;)

Just to let you know that I will attend to the Prince's Trust presentation at Marksbury Road College next Friday, so I won't be able to make it on that day. Mon-Thur, yeah.

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 25, 2007, 12:43:34 PM
how's it going Vivi? :)

which side is the stomach on?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 25, 2007, 01:06:00 PM
next week some time, then?

as for fantasy and sf, no problem - i have loads here you can borrow.  AND some chocolate cake left in the freezer.  ;)

Just to let you know that I will attend to the Prince's Trust presentation at Marksbury Road College next Friday, so I won't be able to make it on that day. Mon-Thur, yeah.

okay, hon - i'll text you.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 25, 2007, 01:07:27 PM
how's it going Vivi? :)

which side is the stomach on?

it's going damn well at the mo, ta - most of my is v happy (and you don't want to hear about the parts wot ain't :laugh: ).

the stomach is on the, er, middle side.  why?  are you having troubles?  :hug:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 25, 2007, 02:06:17 PM
i couldn't remember which side it was on. :laugh: i'm sure it's the left side. right side is the liver. when i get a weird feeling i wanna know which it is. :laugh:

glad things are ok. :laugh: your... er... things. :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 25, 2007, 02:11:38 PM
stomach is middle-left (more or less) and high up, just below your sternum (breastbone).  liver is on the right side (although across the middle, too), and further towards the back, almost behind the stomach, if you like.  so you're not wrong.

my Things are fine, thank you.  a little over-exercised recently, but fine.  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 25, 2007, 04:19:13 PM
overexercise, i should do that too. i'm sure you mean other kind of excercise! :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on September 25, 2007, 09:58:56 PM
overexercise, i should do that too. i'm sure you mean other kind of excercise! :P
Sexcercise?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 26, 2007, 12:45:51 AM
:laugh:

good one.   :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 26, 2007, 01:04:47 PM
:sheeplove:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 26, 2007, 02:14:49 PM
i love ewe too.   :-*

:rofl:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 26, 2007, 11:14:41 PM
 :laugh:

aren't i everclever? :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 27, 2007, 12:18:19 AM
yep.  who said you couldn't have brains AND beauty, eh?   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 27, 2007, 12:20:33 AM
nah. i just ripped off your old evercleverity. ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 27, 2007, 12:21:44 AM
lol.  which shows cleverity in itself, i feel.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 27, 2007, 12:22:46 AM
you're too kind, m'lady. :laugh: :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 27, 2007, 12:24:46 AM
me?  kind?  are you sure you're in the right ask away thread?   :o

:laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 27, 2007, 12:25:25 AM
i dunno. am i? :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 27, 2007, 12:28:04 AM
erm...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 27, 2007, 12:32:10 AM
oh goo on! have some tea. :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 27, 2007, 12:42:28 AM
coffee, now.  i have to start moving.  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 27, 2007, 04:25:40 AM
isn't he cute? :eyelash:

(http://www.indiewire.com/ots/photos/onthescene_040716ipop_Ryan.jpg)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 27, 2007, 06:01:01 AM
yep.  about 20 years too young for me, though.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 27, 2007, 06:33:00 AM
well he's 25! :laugh: am i 19 years too young for you? ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 27, 2007, 06:33:38 AM
i mean 21 years too young. :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 27, 2007, 06:41:57 AM
i mean 21 years too young. :laugh:
2 years down the line you will be 19 years too young :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 27, 2007, 06:45:31 AM
yay. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 27, 2007, 11:32:30 AM
er, yes?  no?  possibly?

delete as applicable.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 27, 2007, 11:37:47 AM
anyway, i already have a toy boy, ta.  soz, and all that.   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on September 27, 2007, 11:39:13 AM
 :eyelash:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 27, 2007, 11:41:19 AM
all right, all right, youngster.  and he has long eyelashes.

(okay, now, O Master?  ::) )
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on September 27, 2007, 11:45:09 AM
 :lol: :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on September 29, 2007, 09:20:22 AM
The Judge of Troll is missing an expected text message. :(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on September 29, 2007, 09:30:07 AM
Are you impressed by this dialogue?

Quote
Judge: You will forgive me for asking, but you are diverting the purest of the
Magicite—

Old Man: I can assure you it reaches Lord Vayne most discretely.

Judge: Hah! You wear your saddle well.

Old Man: Be that as it may, I have no intention of being bridled, Your Honor.

Judge: Then you prefer the whip? Stubbornness will see not only you broken,
Excellency, but Bhujerba as well.

[After the knight soldiers and wizards left the scene, Lamont came out of his
hiding place as well as Vaan’s group.]

Lamont: Halim Ondore IV, the Marquis of Bhujerba. The Marquis served as
mediator at the negotiations of Dalmasca’s surrender. It would appear that he
is somewhat less neutral now.

An excerpt from Final Fantasy XII.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 29, 2007, 09:51:17 AM
The Judge of Troll is missing an expected text message. :(

calm down, peawit.  i said next week - i'm probably going to organise a dentist visit net week, but can't do that till monday, so i'll be over your way and will descend upon you in my chariot of fire, okay?  with books and cake (even better).


Are you impressed by this dialogue?

Quote
Judge: You will forgive me for asking, but you are diverting the purest of the
Magicite—

Old Man: I can assure you it reaches Lord Vayne most discretely.

Judge: Hah! You wear your saddle well.

Old Man: Be that as it may, I have no intention of being bridled, Your Honor.

Judge: Then you prefer the whip? Stubbornness will see not only you broken,
Excellency, but Bhujerba as well.

[After the knight soldiers and wizards left the scene, Lamont came out of his
hiding place as well as Vaan’s group.]

Lamont: Halim Ondore IV, the Marquis of Bhujerba. The Marquis served as
mediator at the negotiations of Dalmasca’s surrender. It would appear that he
is somewhat less neutral now.

An excerpt from Final Fantasy XII.

mainly, no.  :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on September 29, 2007, 05:36:20 PM

Vivi, cheer up. Your moon has arrived.

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 29, 2007, 05:55:44 PM
why would she go topless? rowrr.

because undead boobs never sag. ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on September 29, 2007, 07:27:44 PM
Moon's obscured though.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: duncvis on September 30, 2007, 05:09:42 AM

Vivi, cheer up. Your moon has arrived.

rowrr indeed.  :drool:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 30, 2007, 12:24:27 PM
looks a bit like me, although i haven't got those alexis of dynasty lips (thank fuck).

i could probably get away with that outfit (with a headwind, and kind lighting).

:laugh:

ta, dawg.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on September 30, 2007, 01:56:17 PM
You could stab around in that outfit just fine.

It wasn't so much the vague cacacature (and certainly not the lips) that made me think of you, nor was it the overdone eyes. The undead, off-cyan skintone actually puts me off a bit, but the overall expectation portrayed brings me right back.
You have not led me to believe that you have leathery wings with claws either, but the ability to pull-off staring the world down and pouting for the sake of effect, certainly made me think of you. Doing it in hot boots makes it seem that much more familiar. Aside from that, it seemed that you could use a little light-hearted seasonal frivolity.

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 30, 2007, 02:02:23 PM
panic not - my skin is much darker than that (i look a bit "exotic", most of the time).  and i only share those wings with people who wish they hadn't asked.  ;)

ta for the frivolity (dunno about seasonal - autumn eq is always the hardest one to understand/explain) - given me some ideas for my lecture outfit for next week, though.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on September 30, 2007, 02:12:13 PM
panic not - my skin is much darker than that (i look a bit "exotic", most of the time).  and i only share those wings with people who wish they hadn't asked.  ;)

ta for the frivolity (dunno about seasonal - autumn eq is always the hardest one to understand/explain) - given me some ideas for my lecture outfit for next week, though.  :rofl:

If you showed up for a lecture wearing any part of that outfit, it would be a hit. Just don't test the attendees on its content. (content of the lecture, that is)

As far as seasonal, it looks like a "harvest moon" to me, which means a rich golden color this time of year. Also, in this country, anything even slightly supernatural gets thrown in with creepy  things and called Halloween decor.

 ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 30, 2007, 02:12:53 PM
will you have some chocolate dahling? i have too much.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 30, 2007, 02:26:16 PM
panic not - my skin is much darker than that (i look a bit "exotic", most of the time).  and i only share those wings with people who wish they hadn't asked.  ;)

ta for the frivolity (dunno about seasonal - autumn eq is always the hardest one to understand/explain) - given me some ideas for my lecture outfit for next week, though.  :rofl:

If you showed up for a lecture wearing any part of that outfit, it would be a hit. Just don't test the attendees on its content. (content of the lecture, that is)

As far as seasonal, it looks like a "harvest moon" to me, which means a rich golden color this time of year. Also, in this country, anything even slightly supernatural gets thrown in with creepy  things and called Halloween decor.

 ::)

ohhhhh.  i see.  yep, good point.  and i've been called supernatural before.  well, something-natural, anyway.  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 30, 2007, 02:27:17 PM
will you have some chocolate dahling? i have too much.

i've OD'd on chocolate today - can you believe that's even possible ?!!

but i'll share anything you have to offer, gorgeous, so yes.   :eyelash: :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on September 30, 2007, 02:29:41 PM
will you have some chocolate dahling? i have too much.

Nonsense, there's no such thing as too much chocolate.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 30, 2007, 03:05:47 PM
is too. :laugh:

(http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Minstrels_Large_Bag_225g.jpg)

help yourselves.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on September 30, 2007, 03:07:36 PM
I like chocolate best in it's pure form.  The semifine chocolate is my favourite.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on September 30, 2007, 03:10:27 PM
the minstrels are fun to eat. they have a hard shell.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on September 30, 2007, 06:47:25 PM
I like chocolate best in it's pure form.  The semifine chocolate is my favourite.

Have you ever eaten unsweetened baking chocolate bars before?  I have when the chocolate cravings were intense, but they are a little too bitter for me.  I prefer 70% - 85% chocolate though.

(http://www.thenibble.com/reviews/main/chocolate/images/lindt-excellence-260.jpg) (http://www.thenibble.com/reviews/main/chocolate/images/excellence85_000.jpg)

:drool:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on September 30, 2007, 07:16:16 PM


Have you ever eaten unsweetened baking chocolate bars before?

But, there's a chalkiness to them. That's always been my gripe.
They need more fat.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on September 30, 2007, 07:24:51 PM
I don't like dark bitter chocolate that much.   I prefer the sweeter stuff, with a little bitterness maybe.    Fudge and milk chocolate are both more than welcome.   I can eat a ton of that stuff.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on September 30, 2007, 07:46:33 PM
See, I made an unsweetened fudge, and
really liked it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 01, 2007, 01:24:57 AM
fudge...

/shudder.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on October 01, 2007, 03:18:25 AM
I once got sick from fudge.

If I eat dark chocolate, I get a headache. ?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 01, 2007, 07:02:41 AM
there's caffeine in it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on October 01, 2007, 12:16:33 PM
fudge...

/shudder.
Bad experience?   I have had nothing but good experiences with fudge, though I don't eat it much.  I have a major sweet tooth.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 01, 2007, 12:17:50 PM
so do i, but i loathe fudge, for some reason.  and yet i absolutely adore indian sweets, and barfis are basically fudge + other bits.  strange but true.

/wants indian sweets, now...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on October 01, 2007, 05:11:52 PM
barfis always worried me.
The name, I guess.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on October 01, 2007, 08:23:56 PM
Hi Lucifer  *waves*

Are you Lucifer in the Sky with Diamonds?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 02, 2007, 12:55:45 AM
nah.  i'm more lucifer in the earth with emeralds.  diamonds are just so de trop these days, don't you find?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on October 02, 2007, 03:21:14 AM
nah.  i'm more lucifer in the earth with emeralds.  diamonds are just so de trop these days, don't you find?

Of course, that's so true isn't it. There was a time when it was nice to know that Africans were suffering for our commodities. But now it just seems they may have acclimatised to that pain somewhat. Its no fun anymore. Can't really wear diamonds with pride, glistening in the sunlight, knowing they were harvested off the back of severe human misery now can we? Its a shame really. Damn it!!! Where's my Coke and Nestle chocolate!!  >:D :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 02, 2007, 03:44:16 AM
:laugh:

marvellous.   :plus:

i visited a friend the week before last, who's always been into EOpps and politics and stuff, and was horrified to find she drinks nescafé coffee.   :o

don't forget to wear red in support of the burmese protesters, too. 
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on October 02, 2007, 05:57:39 AM

Wearing red to support freedom or democracy just feels weird. I'm dating myself.

I'm not sure how strong of a red I actually have. Wearing it may not help much. I'll go with the GHW Bush plan. Sanctions against them! That'll teach'em!

 ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 02, 2007, 06:35:25 AM
what of Nescafé?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 02, 2007, 07:00:22 AM
good on yer, dawg!   :clap:

nestlé are corporate cunts who (as one example) cause the deaths of hundreds, possibly thousands, of babies in the developing world, by promoting their powdered milk formula over breast feeding.  this is a disaster is three ways:

1)  there's no clean water supply to make up the milk, so the babies get cholera, typhoid, diphtheria, whatever's going;
2)  it's only free for a short time, so the families, already utterly impoverished, have to find money which should be feeding the whole family, to pay for the formula, cos the mother's milk has dried up by then:
3) the babies don't get the protection of the antibodies from breast milk, so they're more susceptible to any infections.

cunts.   :finger:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on October 02, 2007, 07:13:15 AM
what of Nescafé?

Nescafe is a brand of coffee made by Nestle. And Nestle is just another bullyboy corporation. Offering Cocoa farmers in places like Ghana and the Ivory Coast 'take it or leave it price' for cocoa beans. While the farmers bearly scrape by, Nestle's profits soar.

People boycott Nestlé coffee and chocolate products in favour of fair trade alternatives.                

Also a Nestle Boycott started in the 70's regarding the company's marketing of breast milk substitutes in developing countries: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestl%C3%

Labor exploitation/Child Slavery in the chocolate industry in Ivory Coast: A9_boycotthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labor_exploitation_in_the_chocolate_industry

Chocolate it ain't so sweet!   :-\





Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on October 02, 2007, 07:14:17 AM
good on yer, dawg!   :clap:

nestlé are corporate cunts who (as one example) cause the deaths of hundreds, possibly thousands, of babies in the developing world, by promoting their powdered milk formula over breast feeding.  this is a disaster is three ways:

1)  there's no clean water supply to make up the milk, so the babies get cholera, typhoid, diphtheria, whatever's going;
2)  it's only free for a short time, so the families, already utterly impoverished, have to find money which should be feeding the whole family, to pay for the formula, cos the mother's milk has dried up by then:
3) the babies don't get the protection of the antibodies from breast milk, so they're more susceptible to any infections.

cunts.   :finger:

Shall I chuck out Nestle products in my house, then?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: duncvis on October 02, 2007, 07:35:59 AM
seems pointless, since its been paid for now. just don't buy from the cunts.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on October 02, 2007, 07:38:21 AM
seems pointless, since its been paid for now. just don't buy from the cunts.

I don't buy from the cunts, my family buys their cunt products from cuntish Asda.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: duncvis on October 02, 2007, 07:39:46 AM
lol. Wal-Mart x Nestlé = evil2
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on October 02, 2007, 07:41:16 AM
lol. Wal-Mart x Nestlé = evil2

Kit Kats are devilishly good, though.

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on October 02, 2007, 07:45:55 AM
lol. Wal-Mart x Nestlé = evil2

Kit Kats are devilishly good, though.



But Fair Trade Chocolate is satisfying in more ways than one.
Title: Wal-Mart UK
Post by: The_P on October 02, 2007, 07:46:06 AM
You know, at Wal-Mart UK yesterday, I had one of the biggest culture shocks of my life -- computerised do-it-yourself tills.

I love my rock.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on October 02, 2007, 07:46:41 AM
lol. Wal-Mart x Nestlé = evil2

Kit Kats are devilishly good, though.



But Fair Trade Chocolate is satisfying in more ways than one.

I don't buy from cuntish Nestle these days, so stop being such an informative cunt.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on October 02, 2007, 07:49:40 AM
lol. Wal-Mart x Nestlé = evil2

Kit Kats are devilishly good, though.



But Fair Trade Chocolate is satisfying in more ways than one.

I don't buy from cuntish Nestle, so stop being such an informative cunt.

 :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on October 02, 2007, 07:50:19 AM
I have to admit that I like Kit Kats.   I don't buy candy bars that often though.    There is a Peterbrook chocolate store within 5 minutes of my house haha.   Damn me.   I wore a red shirt yesterday btw and I had no idea that was going on, lol.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on October 02, 2007, 07:53:57 AM
I have to admit that I like Kit Kats.   I don't buy candy bars that often though.    There is a Peterbrook chocolate store within 5 minutes of my house haha.   Damn me.   I wore a red shirt yesterday btw and I had no idea that was going on, lol.

But you hate humans, so you're okay.

Wearing a red shirt while stoned, also okay.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on October 02, 2007, 08:22:29 AM
I have to admit that I like Kit Kats.   I don't buy candy bars that often though.    There is a Peterbrook chocolate store within 5 minutes of my house haha.   Damn me.   I wore a red shirt yesterday btw and I had no idea that was going on, lol.

But you hate humans, so you're okay.

Wearing a red shirt while stoned, also okay.
Yep, even though I wasn't stoned during the day at all.   Its too bad I didn't eat a Kit Kat (or Nestle Crunch) bar at school when they were showing the Burmese protesters on TV at the cafe while wearing my red shirt lol. 

In the end admittedly I don't actually give a shit about those people.   Its bad and all that babies die due to people not being educated enough to choose breastfeeding (giving away free products is hardly something I would condemn). Same goes for unfair business practices, though those are just one of the many reasons why I don't like any big corporations really.   That doesn't mean I don't buy their products though.  They shouldn't have just a peaceful protest, should kill some Nestle execs when they visit the plant or farms.  Of course no big Nestle employees/execs are going to visit Burma anytime soon due to these protests.  I hate big corporations enough to make things like that an issue just to prove a point.   That seems to be something I do at times of my choosing.   

Being misanthropic means that I would actually rather see everyone die, not just these people specifically.   Which is how I happen to feel, but I fight it to the best of my ability.  I hate all people eventually and not always at first meeting (start off rather indifferent/apathetic unless I can identify with their problems in some way), my misanthropy is in practice as there has been no person that I haven't learned to hate in my lifetime.  That doesn't mean I deny giving them a chance to earn my hatred from time to time.  The hatred is of course worse when betrayed by someone I learn to enjoy the company of.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 02, 2007, 12:31:30 PM
i didn't know Nestlé sucked. :(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 02, 2007, 01:25:21 PM
strangely enough, they don't tend to publicise that particular result of their marketing.  can't imagine why...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 02, 2007, 05:00:59 PM
 :laugh:

guess who's 666? you are! i was the one! :asthing:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on October 02, 2007, 05:23:03 PM
:laugh:

guess who's 666? you are! i was the one! :asthing:

I did it earlier today, too. WTF?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 02, 2007, 05:44:34 PM
i wanted to be the one!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on October 02, 2007, 06:44:55 PM
:laugh:

guess who's 666? you are! i was the one! :asthing:

Now I was the one.

:flame:

:mwhaha:

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on October 02, 2007, 07:00:55 PM
:laugh:

guess who's 666? you are! i was the one! :asthing:

Now I was the one.

:flame:

:mwhaha:



I suppose it's Milla's turn, now.

WTF2
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 02, 2007, 08:57:45 PM
apparently.

who keeps gheying Lucifer? ???

i just yayed her to 666.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on October 02, 2007, 09:26:05 PM
apparently.

who keeps gheying Lucifer? ???

i just yayed her to 666.
My guess is Scrap.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2007, 12:18:43 AM
:LMAO:

you all seem to want me to be evil.  how can a girl resist popular opinion, eh?   :eyelash:

apparently.

who keeps gheying Lucifer? ???

i just yayed her to 666.
My guess is Scrap.

let the children play, MC.  he's probably punctured his girlfriend, or something.  ::)  perhaps we should club together and get him some new crayons, or a puncture repair kit.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on October 03, 2007, 12:21:30 AM
:LMAO:

you all seem to want me to be evil.  how can a girl resist popular opinion, eh?   :eyelash:

apparently.

who keeps gheying Lucifer? ???

i just yayed her to 666.
My guess is Scrap.

let the children play, MC.  he's probably punctured his girlfriend, or something.  ::)  perhaps we should club together and get him some new crayons, or a puncture repair kit.

 :LMAO:

 :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 03, 2007, 12:24:53 AM
 :laugh:

i should start an RD company called ForeverlyBeverly and it would have a no puncture monkey-back-guarantee. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2007, 12:26:40 AM
:laugh:

i should start an RD company called ForeverlyBeverly and it would have a no puncture monkey-back-guarantee. :P

monkey-back?  come, come, my scrumptious petit four, i'm sure scrap isn't quite that unevolved.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on October 03, 2007, 12:52:12 AM
:laugh:

i should start an RD company called ForeverlyBeaver and it would have a no puncture monkey-back-guarantee. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 03, 2007, 01:27:18 PM
oh fuck! now there's an idea!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2007, 01:30:34 PM
apparently.

who keeps gheying Lucifer? ???

i just yayed her to 666.
My guess is Scrap.

i yayed her to 666, too. but every time scrap is on, she's gheyed.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2007, 02:05:48 PM
seems to keep him happy.  i mean, he's got to do something while he's waiting for his new crayons.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2007, 02:12:17 PM
he's finished eating the old ones already?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2007, 02:15:13 PM
:LMAO:

i can't follow that!  brilliant!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on October 03, 2007, 02:16:16 PM
seems to keep him happy.  i mean, he's got to do something while he's waiting for his new crayons.
Given your username, i think 666 suits you rather nicely. Maybe thats what he is trying to achieve?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2007, 02:17:01 PM
seeing as how he's been doing it for weeks, i doubt it.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on October 15, 2007, 12:02:19 PM
Do you find grimoires to be pointless when written in English? I do; there's nothing exciting or mysterious about it.

When you've done HIV-research (can't remember your position), were you ever mocked or patronised because of your witchcraft?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 15, 2007, 12:28:16 PM
you have a point, but they'd be just incomprehensible if they were written in any other language.  i've never actually seen a proper, old grimoire, though.  they're not generally found all over the place.

as for the second bit - no.  i wasn't a witch in those days.  well, i didn't know i was, put it that way: iwas still a catholic.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on October 15, 2007, 12:33:25 PM
you have a point, but they'd be just incomprehensible if they were written in any other language.  i've never actually seen a proper, old grimoire, though.  they're not generally found all over the place.

as for the second bit - no.  i wasn't a witch in those days.  well, i didn't know i was, put it that way: iwas still a catholic.

Could you tell me more about your transition, please? It sounds interesting.

Personally, I kinda find it bizarre (nothing personal) that a scientist would dabble into something that most of that kind would deem as "nonsense" or "primitive".
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 15, 2007, 12:35:44 PM
iut's so dull, its practically unworthy of a mention.  however, i was reading a book, and suddenly thought, "that's me".  the book was about witches and witchcraft.  i didn't have to change my lifestyle, or anything i did whatsoever, except i stopped practising as a catholic.

really, that's it.  it wasn't a great surprise to me, and i'd been called a witch for years, anyway, by various people.  sorry about the lack of drama.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 15, 2007, 04:29:31 PM
it's not weird at all that a scientist would be a witch. witches are scientists by nature, if you ask me. would you agree?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on October 15, 2007, 04:49:46 PM
Are there any witch gatherings that you go to?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 15, 2007, 05:27:49 PM
like a coven?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on October 15, 2007, 08:53:37 PM
Have you tried tapping the power
of a mass since?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 16, 2007, 12:38:50 AM
it's not weird at all that a scientist would be a witch. witches are scientists by nature, if you ask me. would you agree?

that's a really interesting idea -  :plus: for making me think already this morning!   :clap:

yes, i think i'd agree with you.  inquisitive; wanting to know how and why things work as they do; finding alternative ways to do things; interested in cause and effect; troubleshooting; healing work; cause and effect...

yep, i can think of lots of ways in which a witch (groan) uses scientific processes.  good one, milla.  ;D   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 16, 2007, 12:41:15 AM
Are there any witch gatherings that you go to?

not any more, not really.  i used to belong to a coven, but i work solo now, with some interaction with witches who are my friends.  i'll probably go to public (i.e. open) witch/pagan gatherings again, though.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 16, 2007, 12:41:36 AM
Have you tried tapping the power
of a mass since?

that's satanists, not witches.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on October 16, 2007, 12:45:33 AM
Power is power, no?
The way that it oozes out
of an old cathedral is just too
much to turn my back on.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 16, 2007, 12:47:40 AM
do what you like - i'm not an energy vampire, as i don't need to be - i can get energy/power from easier and less melodramatic sources.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on October 16, 2007, 06:01:24 AM
Are there any witch gatherings that you go to?

not any more, not really.  i used to belong to a coven, but i work solo now, with some interaction with witches who are my friends.  i'll probably go to public (i.e. open) witch/pagan gatherings again, though.
Hmm, what are the core beliefs among witches, or are there none? What exactly happens at these gatherings.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 16, 2007, 06:06:35 AM
depends on the gathering.  there aren't really belief systems as such, not like formal religions - there's no "official" book or authority,for a start.

as for what goes on, it depends whether it's an open gathering or a closed one.  nothing dreadfully exciting though, to be honest - if only the sunday scream newspapers actually stopped dramatising the whole thing, it'd stop people being so interested.  ::)  basically, it's some sort of celebration of a festival, and then, generally, some "work" (i.e. energy work, or magic, if you want to call it that), which tends to be healing, or finding someone a job or new house - mundane things like that.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 16, 2007, 05:12:03 PM
it's not weird at all that a scientist would be a witch. witches are scientists by nature, if you ask me. would you agree?

that's a really interesting idea -  :plus: for making me think already this morning!   :clap:

yes, i think i'd agree with you.  inquisitive; wanting to know how and why things work as they do; finding alternative ways to do things; interested in cause and effect; troubleshooting; healing work; cause and effect...

yep, i can think of lots of ways in which a witch (groan) uses scientific processes.  good one, milla.  ;D   :-*

thanks. :green: :-*

it's funny how some want to separate spirituality and nature. they are sides of the same coin. quantum science has different rules than regular science. that already explains a lot. a lot of quantumical things can be seen as magical.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on October 16, 2007, 11:40:44 PM
indeed - when everyone else in my student group (when i was doing my teaching degree-thing) knotted their brains trying to understand "in search of schrodinger's cat", i breezed through it, having more of a inclination towards things which can't be explained in "normal" ways (yet).

also, there's a school of thought which combines eastern (particularly) mysticism and quantum physics - fritjof capra's "the tao of physics", and gary zukov's "the dancing wu li masters" are two books i can think of, off the top of my head.

the easiest way i explain "magic" is by saying that everything is energy (simplistic, i kow), and that the desk your computer on isn't solid, but made up of mostly space, with teeny little things whizzing round.  "magic" is just manipulation of that energy.

oh, and "quantumical" is fab!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: SovaNu on October 17, 2007, 02:18:27 AM
 :-* thanks, i like it myself. :P

yeah it's all energy. and when you think of it that way nothing's really too wacky to be tossed in the X-files pile. :laugh: it can all be understood. it's all very simple really, people just like to complicate things. they think complicated things are smarter than simple things. when understanding and appreciating simplicity is what is really wise, and is lacking in current science. if you ask me. also scientists need more intuition. it's all so mechanical to them, and the universe is alive, it's no more a machine than man.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 02, 2007, 03:00:19 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 03:04:22 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Electricity doesnt "come" from anywhere. Energy is merely converted between forms.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on November 02, 2007, 03:05:10 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Electricity doesnt "come" from anywhere. Energy is merely converted between forms.
Hey, he wasn't asking you.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 03:05:39 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 03:06:28 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Electricity doesnt "come" from anywhere. Energy is merely converted between forms.
Hey, he wasn't asking you.
So. He should have asked a fizzycist...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 03:07:31 PM
how do you know i'm not?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 03:09:04 PM
how do you know i'm not?
Your area of research, when you hinted at "possibly saving my life" a few months back. I doubt you would have flipped between 3 completely different subjects in your academic life.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 02, 2007, 03:10:51 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 02, 2007, 03:11:23 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Electricity doesnt "come" from anywhere. Energy is merely converted between forms.
Hey, he wasn't asking you.
So. He should have asked a fizzycist...

I am one (well, my speciality is astronomy), and he's right, in a roundabout sort of way. :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 02, 2007, 03:11:48 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

:LMAO:

I owe you a :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 03:12:12 PM
how do you know i'm not?
Your area of research, when you hinted at "possibly saving my life" a few months back. I doubt you would have flipped between 3 completely different subjects in your academic life.

er, let's call it four, shall we?

 :angel:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 03:13:06 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??

tut.  don't be stupid - aubergines don't have hands.  ::)

but that was Zen, and this is Tao.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 03:15:48 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Electricity doesnt "come" from anywhere. Energy is merely converted between forms.
Hey, he wasn't asking you.
So. He should have asked a fizzycist...

I am one (well, my speciality is astronomy), and he's right, in a roundabout sort of way. :laugh:
You should still know a lot more than me about physics then, at this stage at least. How come you didnt become a professional astronomer?
how do you know i'm not?
Your area of research, when you hinted at "possibly saving my life" a few months back. I doubt you would have flipped between 3 completely different subjects in your academic life.

er, let's call it four, shall we?

 :angel:
Hmm, whats the other two? Not physics, I take it?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 02, 2007, 03:20:54 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??

tut.  don't be stupid - aubergines don't have hands.  ::)

but that was Zen, and this is Tao.

But does Uber-Gene have hands? A least one, so he can clap it.

He must. He is uber!?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 03:22:47 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??

tut.  don't be stupid - aubergines don't have hands.  ::)

but that was Zen, and this is Tao.

But does Uber-Gene have hands? A least one, so he can clap it.

He must. He is uber!?

no hands, but you should see the chromosomes on him!  fwoarrrrrr!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 02, 2007, 03:25:54 PM
I am one (well, my speciality is astronomy), and he's right, in a roundabout sort of way. :laugh:
You should still know a lot more than me about physics then, at this stage at least. How come you didnt become a professional astronomer?

I probably do know more about physics than you do, because I studied physics before I studied astronomy. But to answer your question, there are about 20 full-time astronomer positions in Sweden, or were then. Anyone serious about astronomy here needs to like Chile, Spain or Italy.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 02, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??

tut.  don't be stupid - aubergines don't have hands.  ::)

but that was Zen, and this is Tao.

But does Uber-Gene have hands? A least one, so he can clap it.

He must. He is uber!?

no hands, but you should see the chromosomes on him!  fwoarrrrrr!

fwoarrrr! maybe but 'Tainted Love'  cause Soft Cell!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 03:29:20 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??

tut.  don't be stupid - aubergines don't have hands.  ::)

but that was Zen, and this is Tao.

But does Uber-Gene have hands? A least one, so he can clap it.

He must. He is uber!?

no hands, but you should see the chromosomes on him!  fwoarrrrrr!

fwoarrrr! maybe but 'Tainted Love'  cause Soft Cell!

cells are bigger than chromosomes, by several orders of magnitude, you feckless dolt!

wanna play mitosis, though?   :eyelash:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 02, 2007, 03:36:01 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??

tut.  don't be stupid - aubergines don't have hands.  ::)

but that was Zen, and this is Tao.

But does Uber-Gene have hands? A least one, so he can clap it.

He must. He is uber!?

no hands, but you should see the chromosomes on him!  fwoarrrrrr!

fwoarrrr! maybe but 'Tainted Love'  cause Soft Cell!

cells are bigger than chromosomes, by several orders of magnitude, you feckless dolt!

wanna play mitosis, though?   :eyelash:

Yeah, but would that play havoc with your already split personality  :-[
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 03:38:06 PM
i can cope.  my X chromosome is bigger than your Y, you know.  :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 02, 2007, 03:44:19 PM
O give me a clone of my own flesh and bone,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when it is grown, then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 03:45:07 PM
:LMAO:

 :plus:

you're on top bananananana form tonight, pupkin.   :clap:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 03:45:41 PM
...and the avatar is fucking FAB!!!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 02, 2007, 03:50:05 PM
:LMAO:

 :plus:

you're on top bananananana form tonight, pupkin.   :clap:

Wooops, It ain't mine...  http://members.tranquility.net/~scimusic/lyrics.html#Clone,%20Clone%20of%20My%20Own    :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 04:00:25 PM
oh.  i'm crushed.  :(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 02, 2007, 04:06:16 PM
oh.  i'm crushed.  :(

Don't worry, Lucifer I'll write you a song someday!   

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 04:08:26 PM
:heart:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 02, 2007, 04:11:28 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 04:17:16 PM
oi !  no tongues!

/wags finger
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 02, 2007, 04:20:14 PM
Are u speaking in tongues?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 04:35:12 PM
always.   the Holy Spirit has moved among me.  :angel:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 02, 2007, 04:44:29 PM
Does that make you one of the Exer-sexer-Scissor-ism Sisters?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 02, 2007, 04:45:13 PM
only on tuesdays.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 03, 2007, 02:01:07 PM
Your avatar is ch-ch-ch-ch-Changing...?

(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Don't want to be a richer man
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 03, 2007, 02:02:51 PM
i'm so swishy in my satin and tat...

fancied a change of avatar, and chose that one (i have a selection of wingéd beings) to reflect my current mood.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 03, 2007, 02:12:23 PM
...In her frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat


Hope your not feeling too blue.  Why don't you rub your feet! 
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 03, 2007, 02:24:35 PM
er... right, will do.

/rubs feet.

um, what was it supposed to do, exactly?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 03, 2007, 02:38:14 PM
relaxing..   relieves stress..   takes the load off literally and otherwise..

there's alot of pressure on them old feets you know!   :) 

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on January 30, 2008, 02:11:14 PM
Did the book "Eat, Shoots & Leaves" by Lynne Truss provide you with a lot of lulz, you pedantic grammar nazi?

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on January 30, 2008, 02:33:14 PM
Did you have any Satanist friends in the past?

And speaking of Satanists...

http://uk.youtube.com/user/VenusSatanas

Hawt.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 30, 2008, 02:35:49 PM
Did the book "Eat, Shoots & Leaves" by Lynne Truss provide you with a lot of lulz, you pedantic grammar nazi?

yes.  i use it to masturbate to.

::)

:laugh:

Did you have any Satanist friends in the past?

And speaking of Satanists...

http://uk.youtube.com/user/VenusSatanas

Hawt.

is this one of your 12 hour long marathon vids, pea?  :P

and no - satanists tend to be numpties, as a rule.  the "real" ones are supposed to be okay, but mostly, in my experience, they're still stuck in the "teenager trying to shock" syndrome.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on January 30, 2008, 02:37:14 PM
Did you have any Satanist friends in the past?

And speaking of Satanists...

http://uk.youtube.com/user/VenusSatanas

Hawt.


One gets the feeling she can barely
speak.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tesla on January 31, 2008, 08:21:56 AM
Congratulations on your 15,000th post.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on January 31, 2008, 08:30:09 AM
In your writing class, do you approve of your students beginning sentences with conjunctions such as "but" or "and"?

Are you a fan of the Oxford comma?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 09:16:38 AM
Congratulations on your 15,000th post.

yay!

thanks, sexy.   :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 09:17:59 AM
In your writing class, do you approve of your students beginning sentences with conjunctions such as "but" or "and"?

depends - if it's appropriate to the narrative voice/genre, etc., then yes.   creative writing isn't an exact science, and one has to take into account all the different elements - voice, pov, characterisation, narratological style, genre, etc., etc.

Quote
Are you a fan of the Oxford comma?

no idea - what is it?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on January 31, 2008, 09:25:45 AM

no idea - what is it?

It's basically an "up yours!" statement towards the current British system of making lists within a sentence.

British: Cats, dogs and birds.

American/Oxford: Cats, dogs, and birds.

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 09:27:07 AM
again, it depends.  generally, no, as one doesn't put a comma after the last in a list.  but, again, sometimes, it's just "right" to do so.

you can see why marking undergrad folders is a bloody nightmare, can't you? 
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on January 31, 2008, 09:35:22 AM
again, it depends.  generally, no, as one doesn't put a comma after the last in a list.  but, again, sometimes, it's just "right" to do so.

you can see why marking undergrad folders is a bloody nightmare, can't you? 

Blame the abolition of teaching English grammar in our schools back in the sixties.

It's fucking ironic that you learn grammar from a language class.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on January 31, 2008, 09:49:21 AM
In technical writing, British and American, the "Oxford comma", also known as the serial comma, is quite common and required by many style guides, as it helps separate the items listed. When I worked as an editor, forgetting that comma was a common error.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on January 31, 2008, 09:59:39 AM
In technical writing, British and American, the "Oxford comma", also known as the serial comma, is quite common and required by many style guides, as it helps separate the items listed. When I worked as an editor, forgetting that comma was a common error.

However, when the list becomes extensive, I tend to rely on the underprivileged semi-colon. :)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on January 31, 2008, 10:02:44 AM
Do the undergrads find trouble marking defining and non-defining clauses with the comma?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on January 31, 2008, 10:17:46 AM
In technical writing, British and American, the "Oxford comma", also known as the serial comma, is quite common and required by many style guides, as it helps separate the items listed. When I worked as an editor, forgetting that comma was a common error.

However, when the list becomes extensive, I tend to rely on the underprivileged semi-colon. :)

Certainly, and also when the individual items themselves contain sub-items.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on January 31, 2008, 10:51:04 AM
Do the undergrads find trouble marking defining and non-defining clauses with the comma?
Knowing my peers, definitely
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 03:08:26 PM
In technical writing, British and American, the "Oxford comma", also known as the serial comma, is quite common and required by many style guides, as it helps separate the items listed. When I worked as an editor, forgetting that comma was a common error.

However, when the list becomes extensive, I tend to rely on the underprivileged semi-colon. :)

that's for lists in which the items have more than one word, which is another way of putting wot de O Man said.  :laugh:

Do the undergrads find trouble marking defining and non-defining clauses with the comma?
Knowing my peers, definitely

explain what you understand by defining and non-defining clauses, if you would, hadron.

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on January 31, 2008, 03:20:45 PM
In technical writing, British and American, the "Oxford comma", also known as the serial comma, is quite common and required by many style guides, as it helps separate the items listed. When I worked as an editor, forgetting that comma was a common error.

However, when the list becomes extensive, I tend to rely on the underprivileged semi-colon. :)

that's for lists in which the items have more than one word, which is another way of putting wot de O Man said.  :laugh:

Do the undergrads find trouble marking defining and non-defining clauses with the comma?
Knowing my peers, definitely

explain what you understand by defining and non-defining clauses, if you would, hadron.


Exactly, none of us do know what they are, out of all the people I know. Just another frivolity for pompous arseholes to use...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 03:25:18 PM
so what you're saying is that your comment "knowing my peers, definitely" is just another example of you being:

"a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more; it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

(from Macbeth by William Shakespeare.  even you may have heard of him - he's on Wiki).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on January 31, 2008, 03:28:46 PM
so what you're saying is that your comment "knowing my peers, definitely" is just another example of you being:

"a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more; it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

(from Macbeth by William Shakespeare.  even you may have heard of him - he's on Wiki).
Yes I did an essay on the play. Shakesphere is another person who should be obliterated from the GCSEs and the like. What happened to more modern stuff?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 03:31:37 PM
it's there.  but if you're one of these people who thinks one shouldn't read/listen to/experience anything older than a couple of years, i pity you.  and the diminution of general knowledge/culture is utterly saddening.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on January 31, 2008, 03:46:58 PM
so what you're saying is that your comment "knowing my peers, definitely" is just another example of you being:

"a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more; it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

(from Macbeth by William Shakespeare.  even you may have heard of him - he's on Wiki).
Yes I did an essay on the play. Shakesphere is another person who should be obliterated from the GCSEs and the like. What happened to more modern stuff?



This is one of the most asssinine things you have ever posted.

With that attitude, I can imagine the "essay" you wrote.

 
I am impressed, once again. You continue to amaze.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on January 31, 2008, 03:52:45 PM
so what you're saying is that your comment "knowing my peers, definitely" is just another example of you being:

"a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more; it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

(from Macbeth by William Shakespeare.  even you may have heard of him - he's on Wiki).
Yes I did an essay on the play. Shakesphere is another person who should be obliterated from the GCSEs and the like. What happened to more modern stuff?



This is one of the most asinine things you have ever posted.

With that attitude, I can imagine the "essay" you wrote.

 
I am impressed, once again. You continue to amaze.
It got an A*. Still doesnt mean I give a damn about Shakesphere, its well past our time. If he actually wrote good plays I would be more interested, but the fact is in the modern era, it bores the fuck out of the vast majority of students (ignoring miss snooty swatface in the corner)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on January 31, 2008, 03:54:37 PM
it's there.  but if you're one of these people who thinks one shouldn't read/listen to/experience anything older than a couple of years, i pity you.  and the diminution of general knowledge/culture is utterly saddening.
This is way more than a couple of years ago. Lord of the Rings, Redwall or just about anything would be better than Shakesphere. At least the majority of people in those classes might just enjoy the subject a little.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 04:29:10 PM
read my post again - you've missed the first point entirely.

i blame your lack of general education, myself.

:laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on January 31, 2008, 04:31:34 PM
read my post again - you've missed the first point entirely.

i blame your lack of general education, myself.

:laugh:
Oh, answer my second while you are at it. General education is merely a list of things that happen to be, so some "noble" moron thinks it should continue to be. Explain the point of the masses learning Latin for example...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 04:37:18 PM
when did i suggest "the masses" should learn latin?   ???  stop taking the pills, child - they're making you hallucinate.

however...

learning latin and/or greek enables one to enter into a far more interesting relationship with language and words in general: if one can see the etymological connexions, it gives one a raft of transferable knowledge.  as an example, teachers spend ages getting kids to understand that "kilo" means a thousand, thus enabling them to work out relationships between units of measurement, etc.  it would also help with vocabulary, and thus reading, to equip people to be able to work out the meaning of words.

suffice it to say that i've taught etymology (insofar as latin and greek roots are concerned) to very young kids, and as i put it into a context they could "relate to" and enjoy (hence the "iPod" issue), they loved every minute of it.  and i was never taught latin and greek, or classics - i learned that sort of thing by myself - although i wish i had been.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on January 31, 2008, 04:46:30 PM
Latin is fun. :)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 04:47:06 PM
Latin is fun. :)

wanna teach me some?   :eyelash:

 :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on January 31, 2008, 04:52:25 PM
when did i suggest "the masses" should learn latin?   ???  stop taking the pills, child - they're making you hallucinate.
Its the in the mix the same Tories you seem to have aligned yourself with seem to think should be part of an education
Quote
however...

learning latin and/or greek enables one to enter into a far more interesting relationship with language and words in general: if one can see the etymological connexions, it gives one a raft of transferable knowledge.  as an example, teachers spend ages getting kids to understand that "kilo" means a thousand, thus enabling them to work out relationships between units of measurement, etc.  it would also help with vocabulary, and thus reading, to equip people to be able to work out the meaning of words.

suffice it to say that i've taught etymology (insofar as latin and greek roots are concerned) to very young kids, and as i put it into a context they could "relate to" and enjoy (hence the "iPod" issue), they loved every minute of it.  and i was never taught latin and greek, or classics - i learned that sort of thing by myself - although i wish i had been.
Maybe I should have rephrased my question slightly. If you put Latin in the timetable, how is it better than what has been taken out? Direct learning is a lot better than going the long way around, imo. I am sure you can guess what wankers come out of the Classics degree, along with the unemployable...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on January 31, 2008, 04:53:27 PM
Latin is fun. :)

wanna teach me some?   :eyelash:

 :-*

Sure. ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 04:54:29 PM
Latin is fun. :)

wanna teach me some?   :eyelash:

 :-*

Sure. ;D

ooooooh!  off you go, then.  or should we do this in private?

foom? 
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 04:58:56 PM
when did i suggest "the masses" should learn latin?   ???  stop taking the pills, child - they're making you hallucinate.
Its the in the mix the same Tories you seem to have aligned yourself with seem to think should be part of an education

:LMAO:  honestly hadron, you really do talk out of your arse.  you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about - anyone who knows the slightest thing about me would be howling with mirth at that load of utter wank.  :LMAO:

Quote
Quote
however...

learning latin and/or greek enables one to enter into a far more interesting relationship with language and words in general: if one can see the etymological connexions, it gives one a raft of transferable knowledge.  as an example, teachers spend ages getting kids to understand that "kilo" means a thousand, thus enabling them to work out relationships between units of measurement, etc.  it would also help with vocabulary, and thus reading, to equip people to be able to work out the meaning of words.

suffice it to say that i've taught etymology (insofar as latin and greek roots are concerned) to very young kids, and as i put it into a context they could "relate to" and enjoy (hence the "iPod" issue), they loved every minute of it.  and i was never taught latin and greek, or classics - i learned that sort of thing by myself - although i wish i had been.
Maybe I should have rephrased my question slightly. If you put Latin in the timetable, how is it better than what has been taken out? Direct learning is a lot better than going the long way around, imo. I am sure you can guess what wankers come out of the Classics degree, along with the unemployable...

no, i can't.  all the people i've met who read clasics are fine specimens of humanity.

as for putting anything in the timetable, "direct learning" is codswallop, and just leads to cramming kids' heads with useless facts.  learning "indirectly", as i suppose i'll have to put it, is of far more value, and (your point from a few posts above) relevant and interesting.

still, i don't expect you to listen to anything i've said, as you know everything already, and are right all the time (in your head).

i reiterate - i really pity you, as your narrowmindedness about everything is really preventing you accessing so much.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on January 31, 2008, 05:04:22 PM
when did i suggest "the masses" should learn latin?   ???  stop taking the pills, child - they're making you hallucinate.
Its the in the mix the same Tories you seem to have aligned yourself with seem to think should be part of an education

:LMAO:  honestly hadron, you really do talk out of your arse.  you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about - anyone who knows the slightest thing about me would be howling with mirth at that load of utter wank.  :LMAO:
Oh, do you stroll around with a communist flag draped over your shoulders now?
Quote
Quote
Quote
however...

learning latin and/or greek enables one to enter into a far more interesting relationship with language and words in general: if one can see the etymological connexions, it gives one a raft of transferable knowledge.  as an example, teachers spend ages getting kids to understand that "kilo" means a thousand, thus enabling them to work out relationships between units of measurement, etc.  it would also help with vocabulary, and thus reading, to equip people to be able to work out the meaning of words.

suffice it to say that i've taught etymology (insofar as latin and greek roots are concerned) to very young kids, and as i put it into a context they could "relate to" and enjoy (hence the "iPod" issue), they loved every minute of it.  and i was never taught latin and greek, or classics - i learned that sort of thing by myself - although i wish i had been.
Maybe I should have rephrased my question slightly. If you put Latin in the timetable, how is it better than what has been taken out? Direct learning is a lot better than going the long way around, imo. I am sure you can guess what wankers come out of the Classics degree, along with the unemployable...

no, i can't.  all the people i've met who read clasics are fine specimens of humanity.
Including Boris and some of the wankers that sit at the top of the Civil Service?
Quote
as for putting anything in the timetable, "direct learning" is codswallop, and just leads to cramming kids' heads with useless facts.  learning "indirectly", as i suppose i'll have to put it, is of far more value, and (your point from a few posts above) relevant and interesting.
Direct learning works fine if the kids are not as thick as a brick wall.
Quote
still, i don't expect you to listen to anything i've said, as you know everything already, and are right all the time (in your head).
There is a hell of a difference between listening and agreeing, or more to the point reading in this case.
Quote
i reiterate - i really pity you, as your narrowmindedness about everything is really preventing you accessing so much.
Really? Just goes to show you know jack all about me, yet again...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 05:10:52 PM
when did i suggest "the masses" should learn latin?   ???  stop taking the pills, child - they're making you hallucinate.
Its the in the mix the same Tories you seem to have aligned yourself with seem to think should be part of an education

:LMAO:  honestly hadron, you really do talk out of your arse.  you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about - anyone who knows the slightest thing about me would be howling with mirth at that load of utter wank.  :LMAO:
Oh, do you stroll around with a communist flag draped over your shoulders now?

sigh... don't be a knob all your life - have a day off.  ::)

Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
however...

learning latin and/or greek enables one to enter into a far more interesting relationship with language and words in general: if one can see the etymological connexions, it gives one a raft of transferable knowledge.  as an example, teachers spend ages getting kids to understand that "kilo" means a thousand, thus enabling them to work out relationships between units of measurement, etc.  it would also help with vocabulary, and thus reading, to equip people to be able to work out the meaning of words.

suffice it to say that i've taught etymology (insofar as latin and greek roots are concerned) to very young kids, and as i put it into a context they could "relate to" and enjoy (hence the "iPod" issue), they loved every minute of it.  and i was never taught latin and greek, or classics - i learned that sort of thing by myself - although i wish i had been.
Maybe I should have rephrased my question slightly. If you put Latin in the timetable, how is it better than what has been taken out? Direct learning is a lot better than going the long way around, imo. I am sure you can guess what wankers come out of the Classics degree, along with the unemployable...

no, i can't.  all the people i've met who read clasics are fine specimens of humanity.
Including Boris and some of the wankers that sit at the top of the Civil Service?

i refer you to the part of the quotation in bold.

Quote
Quote
as for putting anything in the timetable, "direct learning" is codswallop, and just leads to cramming kids' heads with useless facts.  learning "indirectly", as i suppose i'll have to put it, is of far more value, and (your point from a few posts above) relevant and interesting.
Direct learning works fine if the kids are not as thick as a brick wall.

contrary to popular opinion, most aren't.  and you're wrong anyway (but what would i know about that - i've only had 20 years teaching experience...  ::) )

Quote
Quote
still, i don't expect you to listen to anything i've said, as you know everything already, and are right all the time (in your head).
There is a hell of a difference between listening and agreeing, or more to the point reading in this case.[/quote

no idea why that's relevant.

Quote
Quote
i reiterate - i really pity you, as your narrowmindedness about everything is really preventing you accessing so much.
Really? Just goes to show you know jack all about me, yet again...

i don't claim to know much about you, which is rather the opposite of your own claims vis á vis me and just about everyone else.

go and take your pills, dear.  you're getting boring.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on January 31, 2008, 05:15:51 PM
when did i suggest "the masses" should learn latin?   ???  stop taking the pills, child - they're making you hallucinate.
Its the in the mix the same Tories you seem to have aligned yourself with seem to think should be part of an education

:LMAO:  honestly hadron, you really do talk out of your arse.  you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about - anyone who knows the slightest thing about me would be howling with mirth at that load of utter wank.  :LMAO:
Oh, do you stroll around with a communist flag draped over your shoulders now?

sigh... don't be a knob all your life - have a day off.  ::)
::) Surely you can do better than using common insults? What happened to innovation?
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
however...

learning latin and/or greek enables one to enter into a far more interesting relationship with language and words in general: if one can see the etymological connexions, it gives one a raft of transferable knowledge.  as an example, teachers spend ages getting kids to understand that "kilo" means a thousand, thus enabling them to work out relationships between units of measurement, etc.  it would also help with vocabulary, and thus reading, to equip people to be able to work out the meaning of words.

suffice it to say that i've taught etymology (insofar as latin and greek roots are concerned) to very young kids, and as i put it into a context they could "relate to" and enjoy (hence the "iPod" issue), they loved every minute of it.  and i was never taught latin and greek, or classics - i learned that sort of thing by myself - although i wish i had been.
Maybe I should have rephrased my question slightly. If you put Latin in the timetable, how is it better than what has been taken out? Direct learning is a lot better than going the long way around, imo. I am sure you can guess what wankers come out of the Classics degree, along with the unemployable...

no, i can't.  all the people i've met who read clasics are fine specimens of humanity.
Including Boris and some of the wankers that sit at the top of the Civil Service?

i refer you to the part of the quotation in bold.
Including Boris then, whom I recall you saying somewhere you have met...

Quote
Quote
Quote
as for putting anything in the timetable, "direct learning" is codswallop, and just leads to cramming kids' heads with useless facts.  learning "indirectly", as i suppose i'll have to put it, is of far more value, and (your point from a few posts above) relevant and interesting.
Direct learning works fine if the kids are not as thick as a brick wall.

contrary to popular opinion, most aren't.  and you're wrong anyway (but what would i know about that - i've only had 20 years teaching experience...  ::) )
So apparently have some of my former "teachers"
Quote
Quote
Quote
still, i don't expect you to listen to anything i've said, as you know everything already, and are right all the time (in your head).
There is a hell of a difference between listening and agreeing, or more to the point reading in this case.

no idea why that's relevant.
Go figure then.
Quote
Quote
Quote
i reiterate - i really pity you, as your narrowmindedness about everything is really preventing you accessing so much.
Really? Just goes to show you know jack all about me, yet again...

i don't claim to know much about you, which is rather the opposite of your own claims vis á vis me and just about everyone else.

go and take your pills, dear.  you're getting boring.
Normally I tend to be pretty close to the mark on people I have met online.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on January 31, 2008, 05:16:53 PM
:brickwall:

::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on January 31, 2008, 08:45:47 PM
it's there.  but if you're one of these people who thinks one shouldn't read/listen to/experience anything older than a couple of years, i pity you.  and the diminution of general knowledge/culture is utterly saddening.
This is way more than a couple of years ago. Lord of the Rings, Redwall or just about anything would be better than Shakesphere. At least the majority of people in those classes might just enjoy the subject a little.
I agree, with my opinion. I had to read some Shakespeare in high school and I found it really boring. But then again, I found Lord of the Rings boring too. Even the movies. I just don't have the attention span to follow the plot.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on January 31, 2008, 08:50:35 PM

I agree, with my opinion. I had to read some Shakespeare in high school and I found it really boring. But then again, I found Lord of the Rings boring too. Even the movies. I just don't have the attention span to follow the plot.

Reading a play is nowhere near as enjoyable as
watching (or being in) one. LOTR was so so (the
book), the movie was less so, for me, because there
was so much wrong with it. But, the book had too
many sections which just dragged on and on, with little
purpose. The ancillary works are even worse. Way too
much poetry.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 12:44:38 AM
i've asked several people this, and many agree: i read LOTR as a child, and loved it.  when i tried to read it again as an adult, i found it practically impenetrable - it's really dry an, as you say, cal, drones on and on.  funny that.

but then there are quite a few books like that for me.  i obviously had a far more sophisticated reading ability when i was young (as in about 12), as i zipped through stuff like "The Glass Bead Game" with alacrity and enjoyment, and can't see myself having the patience to sit through it now.  strange...   :-\
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on February 01, 2008, 03:52:29 AM
I've always found LOTR to be infinitely dull.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 03:53:18 AM
yep.  the horses of mannanan mac lir were good in the film, though.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on February 01, 2008, 04:32:16 AM
The films were OK. Sometimes good, even, but the books are a waste of perfectly good trees.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on February 01, 2008, 05:13:18 AM
i've asked several people this, and many agree: i read LOTR as a child, and loved it.  when i tried to read it again as an adult, i found it practically impenetrable - it's really dry an, as you say, cal, drones on and on.  funny that.

but then there are quite a few books like that for me.  i obviously had a far more sophisticated reading ability when i was young (as in about 12), as i zipped through stuff like "The Glass Bead Game" with alacrity and enjoyment, and can't see myself having the patience to sit through it now.  strange...   :-\
Exactly why I suggested it (although there are plenty of other good books out there that could be used instead). The problem is that the majority of people in english classes feel completely alienated, Shakesphere should be saved for later on for those who might enjoy it, and only as an option.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 01, 2008, 05:17:42 AM
i've asked several people this, and many agree: i read LOTR as a child, and loved it.  when i tried to read it again as an adult, i found it practically impenetrable - it's really dry an, as you say, cal, drones on and on.  funny that.

Is the bolded comma a mistake?

Quote
but then there are quite a few books like that for me.  i obviously had a far more sophisticated reading ability when i was young (as in about 12), as i zipped through stuff like "The Glass Bead Game" with alacrity and enjoyment, and can't see myself having the patience to sit through it now.  strange...   :-\


My wife loved that. I've been so so on
Hesse though. Should give it a shot.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 05:45:37 AM
i've asked several people this, and many agree: i read LOTR as a child, and loved it.  when i tried to read it again as an adult, i found it practically impenetrable - it's really dry an, as you say, cal, drones on and on.  funny that.

Is the bolded comma a mistake?

the emboldening ( :laugh: ) has crept in without my input.  there is a "d" missing, though.  perhaps I2's got an automatic (and surreal) spellchecker.

Quote
Quote
but then there are quite a few books like that for me.  i obviously had a far more sophisticated reading ability when i was young (as in about 12), as i zipped through stuff like "The Glass Bead Game" with alacrity and enjoyment, and can't see myself having the patience to sit through it now.  strange...   :-\


My wife loved that. I've been so so on
Hesse though. Should give it a shot.

"siddhartha" is lovely.  and "narziss and goldmund" is worth a look.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 01, 2008, 05:51:05 AM

"siddhartha" is lovely.  and "narziss and goldmund" is worth a look.

Read both. Like I said, I'm kinda so so on hesse,
so I didn't really enjoy, I guess.

Read any Faulkner? I liked what I saw of his.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 05:54:20 AM

"siddhartha" is lovely.  and "narziss and goldmund" is worth a look.

Read both. Like I said, I'm kinda so so on hesse,
so I didn't really enjoy, I guess.

Read any Faulkner? I liked what I saw of his.

not yet - what would you recommend?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 01, 2008, 05:58:40 AM
I only read the first and third
(I buy books used) of the snopes
trilogy. The Hamlet, and The Mansion.

Very pretty writing. Not the most
compelling story, but for writing alone,
I think it might be the best imagery that
I've seen (whatever that means).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 06:41:00 AM
try "under milk wood" by dylan thomas.  breathtaking imagery, and the way he uses words is just... orgasmic.  :drool:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 01, 2008, 06:49:25 AM
Never got around to reading any of his.
But, I only catch things by chance. Definitely
will keep an eye out.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 06:50:45 AM
oh do.  the first time i heard it (i have 3 audio versions, all with richard burton, sigh...) i had to lie down by about the tenth line.  it's sublime.

i'll see if i can find an audio version on mininova...

edit: yep, here's two.  sadly, the shorter one hasn't any seeds, but it's worth keeping on looking.  :heart:

http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=under+milk+wood
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 01, 2008, 06:52:04 AM
http://www.undermilkwood.net/prose_undermilkwood.html

looks like it has an audio.

Going to listen.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 01, 2008, 06:53:55 AM
 :thumbup:

But, I think I need to get a copy to read.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 06:55:12 AM
http://www.undermilkwood.net/prose_undermilkwood.html

looks like it has an audio.

Going to listen.

that's the best version!  :drool:

"sloe-black, slow, black, crow black, fishingboat bobbing sea..."

/has orgasm...

:heart:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 01, 2008, 07:23:34 AM
I'm enjoying, but I'd rather be reading it.
Well, in a book. Can't enjoy reading on
screen.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 01, 2008, 08:44:52 AM
 :plus:

For the suggestion.
Beautiful.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 11:56:03 AM
told you!

(and glad to evangelise about it - i proselytise about little, but that's one thing i urge everyone to read/experience).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on February 01, 2008, 11:57:06 AM
Have you read the novel "Oranges Aren't The Only Fruit"?

The main character's dealings with her Catholic upbringing and homosexuality reminds me of you, for some reason.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 12:00:07 PM
 :laugh:

yes, i have, a long time ago.  i'm never sure whether or not i like jeanette winterson, though.  she doesn't wow me as much as i sometimes think she should, if you know what i mean.

still raining men, honey?

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on February 01, 2008, 12:09:39 PM
:laugh:

yes, i have, a long time ago.  i'm never sure whether or not i like jeanette winterson, though.  she doesn't wow me as much as i sometimes think she should, if you know what i mean.

still raining men, honey?

:LMAO:

Poor Benoit. He won't know what will hit him tomorrow. :(

Et merci beaucoup, mademoiselle. :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 12:10:51 PM
c'est rien, mon petit chouxfleur.

:D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on February 01, 2008, 12:17:37 PM
c'est rien, mon petit chouxfleur.

:D

You spelt "cauliflower" wrong.

"Chou-fleur". Hahas.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 12:25:05 PM
i put that first, but it just didn't look right, and then i realised it was cos of choux pastry.

dur.

:laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on February 01, 2008, 01:59:27 PM
hey, Lucifer!!! :-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on February 01, 2008, 02:01:07 PM
hey, Lucifer!!! :-*

^

Milla.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on February 01, 2008, 02:03:09 PM
^

Peaguy.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on February 01, 2008, 02:04:42 PM
^

Peaguy.

 :laugh:

I was just being helpful, in case Vivi didn't know who she was.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 03:22:58 PM
^

Peaguy.

 :laugh:

:LMAO:   :plus:

hi milla!

and thanks pea, cos i didn't have a clue who it was.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on February 01, 2008, 03:32:43 PM
^

Peaguy.

 :laugh:

:LMAO:   :plus:

hi milla!

and thanks pea, cos i didn't have a clue who it was.   :thumbup:
I never figured where her post count went...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on February 01, 2008, 03:40:27 PM
^

Peaguy.

 :laugh:

:LMAO:   :plus:

hi milla!

and thanks pea, cos i didn't have a clue who it was.   :thumbup:
I never figured where her post count went...

Milla made a sockpuppet when she moved because she did not have a secure internet connection at her new home.

Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on February 01, 2008, 03:42:15 PM
^


Peaguy.

 :laugh:

:LMAO:   :plus:

hi milla!

and thanks pea, cos i didn't have a clue who it was.   :thumbup:
I never figured where her post count went...

Milla made a sockpuppet when she moved because she did not have a secure internet connection at her new home.


I should have noticed. Shows the effect the damn narcotics are having, doesnt it?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on February 01, 2008, 03:44:30 PM
^


Peaguy.

 :laugh:

:LMAO:   :plus:

hi milla!

and thanks pea, cos i didn't have a clue who it was.   :thumbup:
I never figured where her post count went...

Milla made a sockpuppet when she moved because she did not have a secure internet connection at her new home.


I should have noticed. Shows the effect the damn narcotics are having, doesnt it?

Why is someone as young as you are taking so many?  Do you think that you have become addicted to them?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 03:46:21 PM
if it's only vicodin, it's hardly anything major.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on February 01, 2008, 03:47:21 PM
^


Peaguy.

 :laugh:

:LMAO:   :plus:

hi milla!

and thanks pea, cos i didn't have a clue who it was.   :thumbup:
I never figured where her post count went...

Milla made a sockpuppet when she moved because she did not have a secure internet connection at her new home.


I should have noticed. Shows the effect the damn narcotics are having, doesnt it?

Why is someone as young as you are taking so many?  Do you think that you have become addicted to them?
Not addicted at all, I have days off where I elect to put up with the pain. By doing that I restrict what I can do. To quote House "I have a pain problem, not a pain management problem"
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on February 01, 2008, 03:47:56 PM
if it's only vicodin, it's hardly anything major.  ::)
I drink as well. That hell takes its toll.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on February 01, 2008, 03:48:46 PM
^


Peaguy.

 :laugh:

:LMAO:   :plus:

hi milla!

and thanks pea, cos i didn't have a clue who it was.   :thumbup:
I never figured where her post count went...

Milla made a sockpuppet when she moved because she did not have a secure internet connection at her new home.


I should have noticed. Shows the effect the damn narcotics are having, doesnt it?

Why is someone as young as you are taking so many?  Do you think that you have become addicted to them?
Not addicted at all, I have days off where I elect to put up with the pain. By doing that I restrict what I can do. To quote House "I have a pain problem, not a pain management problem"

Where is the pain and what caused it?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on February 02, 2008, 06:38:04 AM
Do you know how to use awhile/a while properly?

If so, demonstrate.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 02, 2008, 06:48:00 AM
Do you know how to use awhile/a while properly?

If so, demonstrate.

"come stay with me, and rest awhile..."  (short length of time).

"i'm going out - i may be a while."  (implied longer time).

make sense?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on February 02, 2008, 06:49:28 AM
^


Peaguy.

 :laugh:

:LMAO:   :plus:

hi milla!

and thanks pea, cos i didn't have a clue who it was.   :thumbup:
I never figured where her post count went...

Milla made a sockpuppet when she moved because she did not have a secure internet connection at her new home.


I should have noticed. Shows the effect the damn narcotics are having, doesnt it?

Why is someone as young as you are taking so many?  Do you think that you have become addicted to them?
Not addicted at all, I have days off where I elect to put up with the pain. By doing that I restrict what I can do. To quote House "I have a pain problem, not a pain management problem"

Where is the pain and what caused it?
Abodominal and stomach. The second is the million dollar question.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on February 02, 2008, 06:56:19 AM
Do you know how to use awhile/a while properly?

If so, demonstrate.

"come stay with me, and rest awhile..."  (short length of time).

"i'm going out - i may be a while."  (implied longer time).

make sense?

I'm surprised you didn't point out the preposition rule.  :o
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 02, 2008, 07:10:34 AM
i'm not a complete arsewipe (only partially  :D ).

but if you're itching to broadcast it, please do (as i'm not altogether convinced i know what it is anyway - i'm of the generation who wasn't taught grammar, and so have had to work out the "labels" for what's right and wrong myself, sadly).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on February 02, 2008, 07:35:17 AM
i'm not a complete arsewipe (only partially  :D ).

but if you're itching to broadcast it, please do (as i'm not altogether convinced i know what it is anyway - i'm of the generation who wasn't taught grammar, and so have had to work out the "labels" for what's right and wrong myself, sadly).

I'm not trying to humiliate you in any way; I'm just fascinated with English grammar -- one of my current obsessions.

It's a pity that I haven't used my grammar knowledge to write out short stories and such.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 02, 2008, 10:22:09 AM
noooooo, i didn't mean that, hon.  i meant broadcasting the info - go for it (cos i'm always interested in learning new stuff, as you know).

and it's never too late to start writing - i was 39, you know, although i had dabbled previously.  tell you what, if you want, i'll even have a gander at your stuff and give you feedback, if you like.  (as long sa it's not when i'm snowed under with marking, either writing or GCSEs).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on February 02, 2008, 11:11:03 AM
I made some of my living writing before I was thirty, and before becoming the Evil IT Consultant (no, not fiction). I miss doing that sometimes, but most of the mags I wrote for are gone now... :(
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 02, 2008, 11:40:49 AM
er, you're not telling me this, are you?  you're telling pea, right?

(or has the alzheimer's finally taken over, you poor tired thing  :hug: ).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on February 02, 2008, 12:24:44 PM
And you are...?

;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 02, 2008, 01:39:38 PM
And you are...?

;)

you want to say that, in public?!!

:yikes:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on February 02, 2008, 01:43:12 PM
:laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 02, 2008, 01:43:57 PM
:tongue:

;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on February 02, 2008, 01:50:48 PM
:P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: El on February 02, 2008, 09:09:34 PM
Why has nobody made jokes yet about this being page 69?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 02, 2008, 09:10:11 PM
We're too mature.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: El on February 02, 2008, 09:11:12 PM
We're too mature.
Bitch.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on February 02, 2008, 09:12:34 PM
Why has nobody made jokes yet about this being page 69?

I thought about asking Lucifer if she was going to lock it like McJagger did his when it hit 69 pages, but you beat me to it.

 :green:

OOOOOHHH, I made it hit 70, so it's a moot point anyway.

:smarty:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: El on February 02, 2008, 09:17:44 PM
Why has nobody made jokes yet about this being page 69?

I thought about asking Lucifer if she was going to lock it like McJagger did his when it hit 69 pages, but you beat me to it.

 :green:

OOOOOHHH, I made it hit 70, so it's a moot point anyway.

:smarty:

You stopped the 69!!!!  :bigcry:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on February 02, 2008, 10:43:56 PM
Lucifer, what do you think of some of these shoes?

http://www.monicel.info/2007/12/02/most-weird-shoes-in-the-world/
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 03, 2008, 01:35:28 AM
Jeez, some of those look like they'd be a good
way to really cut up your feet.

Have you ever read "Cruel Shoes"?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 03, 2008, 01:43:51 AM
69 is vastly over-rated.

Lucifer, what do you think of some of these shoes?

http://www.monicel.info/2007/12/02/most-weird-shoes-in-the-world/

:drool:

fuckin' 'ell, i'll die if i don't have some of those!  trying to work out my favourites, and stimming too much to choose.  :laugh:

i'll ask the O Meister to choose for me (although i bet i can predict whichones he'll go for ;) ).

renaeden, you're a star for bringing those to my attention.   :thumbup:  :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 03, 2008, 01:44:30 AM
Jeez, some of those look like they'd be a good
way to really cut up your feet.

Have you ever read "Cruel Shoes"?  :laugh:

no.  have you read "Footsucker" by geoff nicholson?  well weird, and bloody hilarious!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 03, 2008, 01:49:48 AM
No. Those shoes (mostly) just scare me.

Though, I kinda got a kick out of
(http://www.monicel.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/weird_shoes_001.jpg)

If not for the sneakers part.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 03, 2008, 01:51:02 AM
they were definitely one of my top ten.

i'd prefer the trews in leather or suede, though - might have to make a pair...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 03, 2008, 01:52:08 AM
 :agreed:

With boots as the bottom.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 03, 2008, 01:55:06 AM
yep.  as long as stillies are involved.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on February 03, 2008, 02:04:47 AM
renaeden, you're a star for bringing those to my attention.   :thumbup:  :plus:
I saw them and thought of you. ;D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 03, 2008, 02:05:16 AM
yep.  as long as stillies are involved.  :laugh:

For something that extreme, I can't oppose it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 03, 2008, 02:11:39 AM
renaeden, you're a star for bringing those to my attention.   :thumbup:  :plus:
I saw them and thought of you. ;D

fab - what a legacy.  ;)

:rofl:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on February 03, 2008, 03:05:38 AM
Some good-looking pairs there. And some really awful ones. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 03, 2008, 03:07:41 AM
how very restrained of you.

:laugh:

:P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 05, 2008, 03:25:37 PM
WAREZ MAH π
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 05, 2008, 03:30:36 PM
depends how long ago you ate it.  if it was between 2-4 hours, it's somewhere in your bowel, unless it contained meat, in which case, some of it will still be fermenting and glogging about in your stomach.

if it was 4+ hours (and your digestive system is healthy, and it didn't contain meat), then it depends whether or not you've had a shit.  if you haven't, might be an idea to, in case you either:
a) shit your pants, or
b) are constipated.

if you have had a shit, then it's in the sewerage system somewhere, unless you're completely repulsive and don't flush your lavatory.

anything else while i'm here?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 05, 2008, 03:37:40 PM
what if I haven't eaten it yet?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 05, 2008, 03:38:45 PM
then it's either still in the shop/restaurant, or, if you're more of a cook type, it's still in its constituent ingredient state/your freezer/fridge.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 05, 2008, 03:41:02 PM
Let me clarify, you have been given the responsibility to ensure I have access to a π by a certain time, that time has passed, and now I'm asking you were I may find this π which I had been promised.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 05, 2008, 03:49:35 PM
er, who exactly gave me that responsibility?  and with what authority?  cos, basically, my response is going to be something along the lines of "fuck right off". 

although it has given me an idea for a new jumper - cabled mathematical symbols...  yay!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 05, 2008, 04:07:36 PM
er, who exactly gave me that responsibility?  and with what authority?  cos, basically, my response is going to be something along the lines of "fuck right off". 

although it has given me an idea for a new jumper - cabled mathematical symbols...  yay!

You, with your authority.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 05, 2008, 04:08:10 PM
yes dear.  take your meds.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 05, 2008, 04:08:48 PM
yes dear.  take your meds.

I have not been issued medication.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 05, 2008, 04:09:18 PM
that explains a lot.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 05, 2008, 04:12:41 PM
that explains a lot.

BUT IT DOES NOT EXPLAIN THE LOCATION OF MY PIE!!!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 05, 2008, 04:13:08 PM
true.  oh well.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 05, 2008, 04:13:38 PM
true.  oh well.

SO, WHERE IS PIE!?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 05, 2008, 04:15:13 PM
no good asking me.  i rarely eat pies.

ask flo/randy.  he knows everything about nutrition.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 05, 2008, 04:16:24 PM
*issues dunce hat to lucifer*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 05, 2008, 04:17:47 PM
/makes it into a pie.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 05, 2008, 04:19:30 PM
/makes it into a pie.

now you're the one who needs meds to think she can transmute pie from a dunce hat, everyone knows you must transmute it into pixie dust first
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 05, 2008, 04:20:34 PM
don't be ridiculous - of course i did that.  one doesn't mention the obvious, you know.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 05, 2008, 05:16:12 PM
All this chat is making me hungry.
Any extra fur pie, lying about?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 05, 2008, 05:47:22 PM
don't be ridiculous - of course i did that.  one doesn't mention the obvious, you know.

You didn't make delicious cake, it's one of the required reagents for transforming a dunce hat into pixie dust.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 05, 2008, 10:25:58 PM
What foods have you put inside your vagina?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 06, 2008, 01:18:19 AM
stew, obviously, to keep it warm.

::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 06, 2008, 01:20:59 AM
Have to say, THAT'S a first.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 06, 2008, 01:22:33 AM
never say i'm not original.

(or that i don't lie through my teeth).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 06, 2008, 01:26:20 AM
You has tooths down their too?  :o
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 06, 2008, 01:28:08 AM
i can, but i charge extra for those.

(i timed that response - two and a half minutes.  not that it was predictable or anything...).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 06, 2008, 01:43:11 AM
I don't pay for nibbles.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 08:34:02 PM
Do you tend to have close female friends?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 12, 2008, 03:37:22 AM
sometimes.  but they don't last for a long time.  my closest friends are male, and the longest lasting.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 12, 2008, 03:54:14 AM
Do you find that women go over, more quickly
than men?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 12, 2008, 04:40:43 AM
Do you find that women go over, more quickly
than men?

go over?

to be honest, i have very few long term friends.  i expect its the aspie thing.  i find it difficult to maintain relationships of any kind (for various reasons), and have to think about what my relationship is with people every time i meet them, unless i see them/interact with them in some way, all the time.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 12, 2008, 04:42:38 AM
Do you find that women go over, more quickly
than men?

go over?

Orgasm.

Quote
to be honest, i have very few long term friends.  i expect its the aspie thing.  i find it difficult to maintain relationships of any kind (for various reasons), and have to think about what my relationship is with people every time i meet them, unless i see them/interact with them in some way, all the time.

What do you consider 'long term'?

I'm always losing people, and not quite sure why.
Do you think that it's my attitude?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 12, 2008, 04:50:48 AM
Do you find that women go over, more quickly
than men?

go over?

Orgasm.

not really qualified to say, having only slept with one woman.  the literature would suggest women take longer than men, but i know that depends on many factors, for women.

Quote
Quote
to be honest, i have very few long term friends.  i expect its the aspie thing.  i find it difficult to maintain relationships of any kind (for various reasons), and have to think about what my relationship is with people every time i meet them, unless i see them/interact with them in some way, all the time.

What do you consider 'long term'?

more than a couple of years.  possibly, keeping in contact when you don't see/interact with that person on a regular, frequent basis.  no hard and fast rule.

Quote
I'm always losing people, and not quite sure why.
Do you think that it's my attitude?  :zoinks:

probably.  and the fact you don't go to where people are, but expect them to come to you.  you';re probably also similar to me in that i only keep people around if i get something out of it.  that sounds terribly cold and manipulatve, but it's just honest - everyone does it, to some degree, whether they get attention, love, sex, employment, companionship, whatever, out of it, and i'm simply aware of it, and admit it: it's not to say i don't care about people (although there are very few i do care about).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 12, 2008, 04:55:35 AM


probably.  and the fact you don't go to where people are, but expect them to come to you.  you';re probably also similar to me in that i only keep people around if i get something out of it.  that sounds terribly cold and manipulatve, but it's just honest - everyone does it, to some degree, whether they get attention, love, sex, employment, companionship, whatever, out of it, and i'm simply aware of it, and admit it: it's not to say i don't care about people (although there are very few i do care about).
QFT


But, I make the greater effort,
when I part from people. It's funny.
I don't really feel confused if I piss people
off. Or lose them when I'm NOT making an
effort. But, those that I was in close contact,
just disappear - no more e-mails, no nothing (and
no, usually the are still alive  :laugh:), even though
I send stuff to them. I'm not talking about there
being any fight either - parting for purely random
reasons (jobs whatever). Seems others can manage,
but, at a distance, whatever held just slips away.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 12, 2008, 04:57:14 AM
we just don't get the subtle bits of relating, i suspect.  well, hold the front page, and then tell us we haven't got AS...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 12, 2008, 05:08:34 AM
Damned if I really know or care what
is 'wrong' with me. I don't want it 'fixed'.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 12, 2008, 05:12:45 AM
mostly, i don't, either.  far too often recently, though, i just wish i had the ability to keep important relationships.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Calandale on February 12, 2008, 05:26:00 AM
Do you find it harder to make friends,
with age?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 12, 2008, 05:28:24 AM
never found it hard to make friends - i seem to be likeable.  just that i can't sustain things - i'm getting more and more tired, and everything seems so much effort.  that's due to depression, i know, but i think age comes into it, yes - i no longer have the energy.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tristeza on February 12, 2008, 08:53:04 AM
Lucifer, you come across as very confident online.  Are you as confident in person?  And why are you depressed?  Sorry if that's too personal a question.   :-\
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 12, 2008, 09:04:50 AM
Lucifer, you come across as very confident online.  Are you as confident in person?  And why are you depressed?  Sorry if that's too personal a question.   :-\

no, i'm not always as confident in person.  often not, in fact.  sadly, i always look as though i am, for some reason, and so everyone expects me to actually be like that.

i've had depression all my life.  this one's the result of something in my personal life, so i won't elaborate more.  but i don't you asking, as long as you don't mind me not really answering.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tristeza on February 21, 2008, 12:42:43 PM
Lucifer, can you guess my astrological sign? 

Do you like Bill Bryson?  I think I remember seeing his name in your Last.fm list awhile back.  I think he's hilarious.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 21, 2008, 01:29:29 PM
Lucifer, can you guess my astrological sign? 

Do you like Bill Bryson?  I think I remember seeing his name in your Last.fm list awhile back.  I think he's hilarious.   :laugh:

no, and yes.  :D

i'm not that brilliant at astrology, not in that way, anyway.  i do stonking good birthcharts, though - they should be cos they take me days.

bryson is fucking hilarious.  it shouldn't, cos he does it so often, but every time he says something like "Buttplug, Arizona", i piss myself laughing. 

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tristeza on February 21, 2008, 03:01:48 PM
I'm a Sagittarius!   :zoinks:

I absolutely love Bill Bryson!  I read Neither Here nor There:  Travels in Europe twice, and yes I peed myself, too!  Especially over his experiences in Austria.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 21, 2008, 03:22:21 PM
lol.

the bryson book which is made up of his short pieces/articles is hysterical, especially the one about statistics, where people injure themselves badly enough to require a visit to A&E... with their own clothing.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on February 22, 2008, 07:03:40 AM
I don't know if you have done it already, but here is a list of things you can do at your thesis defense.  :green:

http://people.msoe.edu/~taylor/humor/defense.htm
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 22, 2008, 10:19:04 AM
I don't know if you have done it already, but here is a list of things you can do at your thesis defense.  :green:

http://people.msoe.edu/~taylor/humor/defense.htm

:LMAO:

:LMAO:

:LMAO:

don't put ideas into my head!

i now have to try and forget the following, cos i'm soooooooo fucking tempted:


74.    Use a Greek Chorus to highlight important points.
118.  Use both sides of your overhead transparencies.
120.  Do your entire defense operatically.
132.  Bring a microphone. Point it at the questioner, talk-show style.

brilliant!   :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 22, 2008, 10:21:07 AM
(it's on monday, btw).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on February 22, 2008, 12:01:22 PM
I don't know if you have done it already, but here is a list of things you can do at your thesis defense.  :green:

http://people.msoe.edu/~taylor/humor/defense.htm

 :lol:

 :plus:

I didn't do any of these things, BTW.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 22, 2008, 02:03:29 PM
why on earth not?

i've just sent my four suggestions above to my supervisors, to see if they think they're runners.

:LMAO:

(they're used to me by now, i reckon).
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on February 22, 2008, 03:05:47 PM
why on earth not?

i've just sent my four suggestions above to my supervisors, to see if they think they're runners.

:LMAO:

(they're used to me by now, i reckon).

:LMAO: :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on February 22, 2008, 03:06:13 PM
I don't know if you have done it already, but here is a list of things you can do at your thesis defense.  :green:

http://people.msoe.edu/~taylor/humor/defense.htm

:plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tristeza on February 22, 2008, 10:40:46 PM
(it's on monday, btw).
Good luck to you.   :)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 22, 2008, 10:42:09 PM
thank you!

:-*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tristeza on February 22, 2008, 10:43:38 PM
Is this for a PhD?  In which subject? 

I'm envious.  I think my studying days are over for good.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 22, 2008, 10:44:29 PM
creative writing.  i did say i get bored easily.  :D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Pyraxis on February 23, 2008, 12:32:36 PM
How does one defend a thesis on creative writing? Get all literary about existing writing? Write something really damn good and read it aloud?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 23, 2008, 01:05:40 PM
How does one defend a thesis on creative writing? Get all literary about existing writing? Write something really damn good and read it aloud?

:D

it's a little of the first thing you suggested.  however, the PhD consists of a piece of original creative writing - novel, playscript, poetry: the first, in my case - and a contextualising thesis, which involves original and rigorous research, much as any other thesis.  what they'll do is grill me on both my academic research and my creative choices.

bath spa university's website has a reasonable explanation of the CW PhD:

http://ecs.bathspa.ac.uk/prospective/postgrad/PHD_creative_writing/overview.htm?pagevalue=one

and, in more detail:

http://ecs.bathspa.ac.uk/prospective/postgrad/PHD_creative_writing/details.htm?pagevalue=two
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: AspiePride on February 23, 2008, 01:08:48 PM
Who or what is this person  ???
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 23, 2008, 01:10:52 PM
i'm lucifer.  who the fuck are you?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: AspiePride on February 23, 2008, 01:13:02 PM
i'm lucifer.  who the fuck are you?

Im a ginger guy from scotland  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: The_P on February 23, 2008, 01:17:33 PM
i'm lucifer.  who the fuck are you?

Acquaintance of mine from Youtube. He makes AS advocacy videos.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: AspiePride on February 23, 2008, 01:18:47 PM
i'm lucifer.  who the fuck are you?

Acquaintance of mine from Youtube. He makes AS advocacy videos.

Sorry you are again
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 23, 2008, 01:20:47 PM
i'm lucifer.  who the fuck are you?

Im a ginger guy from scotland  ::)

well done.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on February 23, 2008, 01:21:16 PM
i'm lucifer.  who the fuck are you?

Acquaintance of mine from Youtube. He makes AS advocacy videos.

ahhh.  well, that explains a lot.  :smarty:

:D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: AspiePride on February 23, 2008, 01:22:37 PM
i'm lucifer.  who the fuck are you?

Acquaintance of mine from Youtube. He makes AS advocacy videos.

ahhh.  well, that explains a lot.  :smarty:

:D

Does it cool  8)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Parts on March 21, 2008, 04:05:21 PM
What did you get your Phd in?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on March 21, 2008, 04:11:07 PM
creative writing.  it's a relatively new discipline in which one can gain a PhD, which makes for difficulties, cos there isn't an established "this is what one is/how it's done" rhetoric.  it's a real mind fuck, at times.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Leto729 on March 21, 2008, 04:12:04 PM
creative writing.  it's a relatively new discipline in which one can gain a PhD, which makes for difficulties, cos there isn't an established "this is what one is/how it's done" rhetoric.  it's a real mind fuck, at times.  ::)
:lol:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tristeza on March 21, 2008, 05:00:33 PM
Lucifer, what do you think of Milan Kundera's work?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on March 22, 2008, 03:48:15 AM
i like it, on the whole.  i really like his writing.  i do remember wanting to kill the protagonist in"the unbearable lightness of being", though - misogynist bastard.    :grrr:

i want to read his essays on writing - have you ever read them?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tristeza on March 22, 2008, 02:57:02 PM
He's got a collection of essays on writing called The Curtain.  I started reading it about a month ago, and wound up putting it down again.  I'm finding it hard to stick with anything lately.  Was shocked that even Kundera couldn't keep me focused, but I just lost interest.  :-\ I think my favorite of his is Immortality, but I love them all.

I loved the character of Tereza in Unbearable Lightness - she saw herself as weak, but I thought she had so much guts.  I loved Juliette Binoche in the film version; she was perfect for the role.  As for Tomas, I saw parallels between him and Sabina; they seemed to be the male and female version of the same type of person...just playing it out in slightly different ways.  I should read that book again. 

Kundera supposedly hated the film, and resolved to never again write a novel that could ever be worked into a screenplay.  I loved it, but maybe I'm strange.  I remember loaning it to a female friend, and she was completely shocked that a woman could like the film.  I seem to be good at shocking people sometimes.  :-\
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on March 22, 2008, 03:02:49 PM
really?  i'm shocked!

/groans herself...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tristeza on March 22, 2008, 03:03:19 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tristeza on March 22, 2008, 03:20:35 PM
Something just occurred to me!  I know you hated Tomas, but I just thought of a romantic line of his that you're now free to use yourself...

"It's alright, I'm a doctor."  :toporly:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on March 22, 2008, 03:24:53 PM
:laugh:

amazingly, i've been using the line, "trust me, i'm a witch" for years...  ;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Tristeza on March 22, 2008, 03:26:37 PM
:laugh:

amazingly, i've been using the line, "trust me, i'm a witch" for years...  ;)
Hard to argue with a line like that!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on March 22, 2008, 04:05:39 PM
:laugh:

amazingly, i've been using the line, "trust me, i'm a witch" for years...  ;)
Hard to argue with a line like that!  :laugh:

You don't dare to, if you know her. :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: El on April 01, 2008, 08:37:15 AM
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on April 01, 2008, 11:28:55 AM
i don't do threesomes.

besides, you think there'd be any left for anyone else once we'd finished?   :eyelash:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: El on April 02, 2008, 07:24:10 AM
i don't do threesomes.

besides, you think there'd be any left for anyone else once we'd finished?   :eyelash:
Hmm... well, I do seem to have pretty good stamina if I'm properly motivated...  :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on April 02, 2008, 07:31:08 AM
and if not, there's always drugs.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: El on April 02, 2008, 07:37:48 AM
and if not, there's always drugs.  :laugh:
I can has ginseng?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on April 02, 2008, 08:27:20 AM
:LMAO:   :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on April 30, 2008, 12:53:19 AM
20,000 posts!  :belly:

i really, really need to get out more.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on April 30, 2008, 03:58:51 AM
and if not, there's always drugs.  :laugh:
I can has ginseng?
*is tempted to give Randy his own lolcat*
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on April 30, 2008, 01:33:06 PM
20,000 posts!  :belly:

i really, really need to get out more.  :laugh:

And 31 posts since then. :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on April 30, 2008, 03:28:59 PM
in for the night, then, sigh...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on May 04, 2008, 06:31:30 PM
Concerning Vivi's "back!":  I wanna see the entire back view, from head to toe.   :eyebrows:

How has the witchcraft practicioner extraordinaire been lately?  Have you had time to pursue any of your hobbies?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on May 05, 2008, 03:22:15 AM
::)

i've been okay, not okay, pretty jolly, and rubbish, so much the same as usual.  :laugh:

as for hobbies...  yes - i've been knitting and crocheting and gardening and reading and playing music and therapyising people.  not enough singing for my liking, though - i really should get back into that properly.  and start writing something substantial.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Alex179 on May 06, 2008, 12:30:23 AM
Yeah, that was a pretty lame attempt at turning the title of the thread into some kind of come on lol.

Do you prefer to sing somewhere?   People supposedly sing in the shower.  That is something that I do not do actually.   I have been caught singing in the car while listening to music, and that is embarrassing to say the least.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on May 06, 2008, 12:31:54 AM
i do that, but i can't be bothered being embarrassed.

my favourite place to sing is in front of an audience, and outside, bizarrely.  i seem to sing better with some sort of performance anxiety going on, and outside means i can let rip, although if i'm somewhere with great acoustics, that can do as well.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on May 09, 2008, 10:27:30 AM
Are you ever nervous about speaking in front of an audience?
I sort of want to know how you deal/have dealt with that kind of thing since I will be doing this in future.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on May 09, 2008, 01:07:09 PM
yes and no.  i get performance anxiety (i.e. stage fright) the same as anyone else, but i love performing, so that overcomes the stage fright.  i get into a roll if i get a good response, and then there's no stopping me.

if you get really het up and stressed before the event, i have some excellent yoga breathing techniques, i can give you.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on May 11, 2008, 04:18:33 AM
In the past it has never bothered me until I get up and stand in front of people and see them looking at me. So I wonder if I should do that trick where I view everyone as being naked??

I don't get nervous at things that I see others get nervous at, like tests for example. I just think if I don't know something, there is nothing I can do about it.

What was the biggest audience you have spoken to?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on May 11, 2008, 04:21:41 AM
In the past it has never bothered me until I get up and stand in front of people and see them looking at me. So I wonder if I should do that trick where I view everyone as being naked??

either that, or just fix your focus on the clock at the back, or similar.

Quote
I don't get nervous at things that I see others get nervous at, like tests for example. I just think if I don't know something, there is nothing I can do about it.

that's a great attitude to have, and one that i generally reach after several aeons of panicking, at which point, the "oh, fuck it" module comes into play.  :laugh:

Quote
What was the biggest audience you have spoken to?

blimey.  erm... hundreds, definitely.  possibly even thousands, cos i've performed or given speeches in big venues.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: renaeden on May 11, 2008, 04:28:07 AM
either that, or just fix your focus on the clock at the back, or similar.
I like the clock idea.
blimey.  erm... hundreds, definitely.  possibly even thousands, cos i've performed or given speeches in big venues.
Wow.

This makes me wonder if some people are nervous every time before a speech no matter how many times they do it. While others may not be bothered by it any time.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on May 11, 2008, 10:08:06 AM
i certainly am, and i'm an experienced performer, as it were.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: GalileoAce on June 17, 2008, 06:40:11 AM
How come you haven't asked me anything in my ask away thread (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,6936.0.html)?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: GalileoAce on September 22, 2008, 07:58:16 PM
If you could...Would you?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 23, 2008, 01:30:29 AM
How come you haven't asked me anything in my ask away thread (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,6936.0.html)?

er...

dunno, to be honest.   :-\
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on September 23, 2008, 01:30:54 AM
If you could...Would you?

yes.  actually, now i come to think of it...

see you there!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: GalileoAce on September 23, 2008, 02:15:04 AM
If you could...Would you?

yes.  actually, now i come to think of it...

see you there!  :laugh:

Actually that was a general question unrelated to my question thread ;)  But eh it works! :D
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: DirtDawg on September 24, 2008, 07:01:56 PM
My spam= Please, give this some thought. (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,10019.msg429814.html#msg429814)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Callaway on November 23, 2008, 08:49:11 AM
What do you think of these Wiccan items being sold on eBay?

http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/driftwood220
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: enronh on November 23, 2008, 09:14:18 AM
You should be a shaman of yourself!
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2008, 09:36:06 AM
vivi, if you wouldn't mind.  when was the last time that you had male genitalia in your mouth?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 23, 2008, 12:05:19 PM
What do you think of these Wiccan items being sold on eBay?

http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/driftwood220


/shrugs.

they're for people who don't know any better, and probably have about as much power as my socks.  having said which, if people want to part with silly amounts of money for pretty things, that's up to them, and i dare say they'll work in the right hands.

i don't actually have a problem with it, though - no reason to, other than exploitation.  there are some who make such things with the best of intentions, though: i wouldn't know if any of these belonged in that category without seeing the objects.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 23, 2008, 12:05:34 PM
You should be a shaman of yourself!

:laugh:

 :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 23, 2008, 12:06:23 PM
vivi, if you wouldn't mind.  when was the last time that you had male genitalia in your mouth?

more recently than you, unless you're treble-jointed.  :P
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Leto729 on November 23, 2008, 01:31:42 PM
Where did You get Your new avatar?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 23, 2008, 02:38:26 PM
on google images, kevv - moominmamma.   :lol:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Leto729 on November 23, 2008, 03:12:26 PM
It is cool. :plus:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 23, 2008, 03:13:38 PM
thanks, kevv.  :hug:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 23, 2008, 03:19:09 PM
I like it ion spite of it breaking the angels theme you've been running.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 23, 2008, 04:15:44 PM
I like it ion spite of it breaking the angels theme you've been running.

:-*

don't worry - the angels will return, when i've finished ripping the piss out of lit.  ;)

btw, in answer to mcj's question: can you remember the date?   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 23, 2008, 04:35:16 PM
I like it ion spite of it breaking the angels theme you've been running.

:-*

don't worry - the angels will return, when i've finished ripping the piss out of lit.  ;)

No hurry, though. :laugh:

Quote
btw, in answer to mcj's question: can you remember the date?   :eyebrows:

Yes.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 24, 2008, 03:16:15 AM
:laugh:

sorry - that should've read "dates".  ;)

or, possibly, "datez".  :LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: TheoK on November 24, 2008, 06:28:30 AM
Om en korkad kossa som du verkligen har en doktorsgrad visar det bara att det brittiska universitetsväsendet inte är värt ett ruttet lingon nuförtiden.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: TheoK on November 24, 2008, 09:15:47 AM
Use your superior knowledge to translate that without a dictionary of any kind.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 24, 2008, 11:47:54 AM
Face it, you were pwned. Badly. Live with it.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: TheoK on November 24, 2008, 12:07:00 PM
Så oväntat att du skulle dyka upp och spela riddare.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 24, 2008, 12:21:31 PM
Crying yet?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: TheoK on November 24, 2008, 12:23:58 PM
Jag skiter rätt mycket i moral och sådant, men om jag hade skaffat mig fru och barn skulle jag ägna mig åt dem framför att flirta med yngre kvinnor på ett forum där jag spelar kung.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 24, 2008, 02:20:11 PM
Use your superior knowledge to translate that without a dictionary of any kind.

why? 

why do you feel the need to prove your superiority in languages?  surely it's obvious: you speak several languages, i speak only one fluently (although about 16, to varying degrees of fluency), and i both admire and am envious of your ability.

but if you need that point so badly, have it.

oh, but ask me to translate french, italian, turkish, finnish, welsh, irish gaelic, or sylheti (a dialect of bengali) and possibly a couple of others and i might have a go (out of curiosity), but i refuse to learn swedish as i find it an ugly language, and it actually hurts my ears.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 24, 2008, 02:24:19 PM
Jag skiter rätt mycket i moral och sådant, men om jag hade skaffat mig fru och barn skulle jag ägna mig åt dem framför att flirta med yngre kvinnor på ett forum där jag spelar kung.

i'm older.  :smarty:

 :hahaha:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: TheoK on November 24, 2008, 02:33:27 PM
You're older than 44 and still type with small letters only?  ???

Still sucks big time.

I also know a few words in about 16 languages.  ::)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 24, 2008, 02:43:42 PM
You're older than 44 and still type with small letters only?  ???

on here, yes.  i stick my tongue out when i'm concentrating, too.  problem?

Quote
Still sucks big time.

what does?

Quote
I also know a few words in about 16 languages.  ::)

well done - have another point, as you obviously need them.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: TheoK on November 24, 2008, 03:00:00 PM
on here, yes.  i stick my tongue out when i'm concentrating, too.  problem?

The first thing does. The second I needn't see.

Quote
what does?

Someone as "smart" as you should be able to figure.

Quote
well done - have another point, as you obviously need them.   :thumbup:

So how many words do you know on average in those foreign languages?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 24, 2008, 03:09:25 PM
on here, yes.  i stick my tongue out when i'm concentrating, too.  problem?

The first thing does. The second I needn't see.

sorry about that.  you can always put the capitals in when you quote me, if you like, i don't mind.

Quote
Quote
what does?

Someone as "smart" as you should be able to figure.

true.  however, someone as smart as me - or, in fact, as smart as an amoeba - also knows that you talk unmitigated twaddle most of the time, so is it really worth my while expending that sort of time and energy?

Quote
Quote
well done - have another point, as you obviously need them.   :thumbup:

So how many words do you know on average in those foreign languages?

why on earth would anybody count the words they know in another language?  even i have more of a life than that.  you're funny, lit.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 24, 2008, 03:41:05 PM
He needs every point he can get.
Jag skiter rätt mycket i moral och sådant, men om jag hade skaffat mig fru och barn skulle jag ägna mig åt dem framför att flirta med yngre kvinnor på ett forum där jag spelar kung.

Pretty obviously crying, then.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: TheoK on November 24, 2008, 03:43:08 PM
I'm not jealous, especially not if she's older. I go for the young stuff.  8)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 24, 2008, 03:46:25 PM
I'm not jealous, especially not if she's older. I go for the young stuff.  8)

of course you do - older women tend to have a functioning brain.

anyway, no one mentioned jealousy, did they?  methinks the lady doth protest too much.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 24, 2008, 03:46:43 PM
I'm not jealous, especially not if she's older. I go for the young stuff.  8)

Yes, how *is* Linda?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 24, 2008, 03:47:27 PM
I'm not jealous, especially not if she's older. I go for the young stuff.  8)

Yes, how *is* Linda?

twelve, blind, and not averse to male pattern baldness.
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 24, 2008, 03:57:12 PM
I'm not jealous, especially not if she's older. I go for the young stuff.  8)

Yes, how *is* Linda?

twelve, blind, and not averse to male pattern baldness.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: TheoK on November 24, 2008, 04:02:22 PM
I'm not jealous, especially not if she's older. I go for the young stuff.  8)

Yes, how *is* Linda?

Too old by now. Over 17.  8)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 24, 2008, 04:04:06 PM
Still legally blind, though?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: TheoK on November 24, 2008, 04:09:31 PM
Doubt that. She was the best pupil at her entire school and worked as a help teacher(!) before she went to high school.  8)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 24, 2008, 04:25:33 PM
is there such a thing as "legally bald"?
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: TheoK on November 24, 2008, 04:26:26 PM
Me think so. Especially for moomintrolls.  8)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: odeon on November 24, 2008, 04:34:25 PM
is there such a thing as "legally bald"?

The alternative being...? :P :laugh:
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Lucifer on November 24, 2008, 04:51:15 PM
is there such a thing as "legally bald"?

The alternative being...? :P :laugh:

a fucking moose.

:LMAO:

;)
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: McGiver on December 02, 2008, 07:28:09 AM
vivi, if you wouldn't mind.  when was the last time that you had male genitalia in your mouth?

more recently than you, unless you're treble-jointed.  :P
i can only wish to myself. 
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 17, 2014, 11:52:40 AM
Cool!!!

Oh, wait...
Title: Re: Vivi's back!
Post by: Pyraxis on August 17, 2014, 12:04:28 PM
Holy necro thread batman.