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Title: teejay scores
Post by: McGiver on April 05, 2006, 05:45:47 AM
the day that teejay loses his virginity.
in 2012.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: eamonn on April 05, 2006, 05:52:38 AM
Does taking it up the arse count? :-*  Im also an old hand at wanking. 8)
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: McGiver on April 05, 2006, 06:57:55 AM
i smite you.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: eamonn on April 05, 2006, 06:59:33 AM
You soak up my insults and my cum like a sponge. :-*
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: McGiver on April 05, 2006, 07:21:39 AM
look at me.

on my tippy tippy toes, and seeming really, really happy.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: eamonn on April 05, 2006, 07:23:55 AM
I thought you were alex at first. A dorky big cheese.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: McGiver on April 05, 2006, 07:38:11 AM
i do look good (did) and i don't have to drink because i look so damned good (did).





















still do to some.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: captain_swing on April 06, 2006, 02:18:11 AM
the day that teejay loses his virginity.
in 2012.
eight days before eamonn.

Or when Eammon finally admits he is bisexual if not gay :D
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Lucifer on April 06, 2006, 02:21:23 AM
that's a bit limiting, isn't it?  only bisexual or gay?

pffffft - there are worlds more choices than that, captain swing - you need to get out more.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Peter on April 06, 2006, 03:51:04 AM
Indeed.  We all know that he's actually homosadonecropaedoequinephillic.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: eamonn on April 06, 2006, 03:56:02 AM
Indeed.? We all know that he's actually homosadonecropaedoequinephillic.

Il be fucked if im googling that.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: captain_swing on April 12, 2006, 02:25:18 AM
the day that teejay loses his virginity.
in 2012.
eight days before eamonn.

Damn man I will lose it way sooner than 2012, mark my words.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Peter on April 12, 2006, 06:31:09 AM
the day that teejay loses his virginity.
in 2012.
eight days before eamonn.

Damn man I will lose it way sooner than 2012, mark my words.

December, 2011?  I see youv'e deleted your captain_swing account too and opened a teejay one.  Why not just change the name on the captain_swing one?
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Eamonn on April 21, 2006, 07:48:59 AM
that's a bit limiting, isn't it?? only bisexual or gay?

pffffft - there are worlds more choices than that, captain swing - you need to get out more.

Who says i need to make a choice, why cant i just fuck everything that moves?
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Peter on April 21, 2006, 08:42:59 AM
that's a bit limiting, isn't it?  only bisexual or gay?

pffffft - there are worlds more choices than that, captain swing - you need to get out more.

Who says i need to make a choice, why cant i just fuck everything that moves?

Careful, eamonn; you wouldn't want your probation officer reading that.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Eamonn on April 21, 2006, 08:52:07 AM
You aint seen nothin, right?!
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Merry Widow on April 21, 2006, 02:57:08 PM
that's a bit limiting, isn't it?? only bisexual or gay?

pffffft - there are worlds more choices than that, captain swing - you need to get out more.

Who says i need to make a choice, why cant i just fuck everything that moves?

Careful, eamonn; you wouldn't want your probation officer reading that.

damn you, MacKenzie. why can't i think of good lines like that, when i'm insulting eamonn?  >:(
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Eamonn on April 21, 2006, 03:13:40 PM

damn you, MacKenzie. why can't i think of good lines like that, when i'm insulting eamonn?? >:(

Because you dont have his wit. Like duh....
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Merry Widow on April 21, 2006, 03:26:54 PM
that's true. but i do have his cock in a jar, on my mantlepiece, if it makes any difference.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Eamonn on April 21, 2006, 03:28:25 PM
that's true. but i do have his cock in a jar, on my mantlepiece, if it makes any difference.

Oh the poor bugger. Just out of curiosity... Is it bigger than mine?
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Merry Widow on April 21, 2006, 03:51:57 PM
that's true. but i do have his cock in a jar, on my mantlepiece, if it makes any difference.

Oh the poor bugger. Just out of curiosity... Is it bigger than mine?

well, put it this way: if i had your  cock in a jar, i only would've needed one of those mini jam-jars, that you get from hotels, to store it in.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Eamonn on April 21, 2006, 03:54:11 PM

well, put it this way: if i had your? cock in a jar, i only would've needed one of those mini jam-jars, that you get from hotels, to store it in.

Just curious, have you been in a lot of hotels?
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Merry Widow on April 21, 2006, 04:00:38 PM

well, put it this way: if i had your? cock in a jar, i only would've needed one of those mini jam-jars, that you get from hotels, to store it in.

Just curious, have you been in a lot of hotels?

yeah, the annual Hate Eamonn convention is held at a different hotel, every year.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Eamonn on April 21, 2006, 04:04:15 PM

well, put it this way: if i had your? cock in a jar, i only would've needed one of those mini jam-jars, that you get from hotels, to store it in.

Just curious, have you been in a lot of hotels?

yeah, the annual Hate Eamonn convention is held at a different hotel, every year.

Sure it isnt the ever popular annual Date Eamonn convention?
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Merry Widow on April 21, 2006, 04:08:43 PM
absolutely positive.  :P
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Eamonn on April 21, 2006, 04:11:11 PM
absolutely positive.? :P

I dont doubt it provided the way you've been putting yourself around the online autism community. :o
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Merry Widow on April 21, 2006, 04:40:21 PM
re-posted:

absolutely positive.  :P

I dont doubt it provided the way you've been putting yourself around the online autism community. :o

so, you've resorted to using sean's tactic for dealing with me.  ::) should i have expected any better from you?

OMG, HECATE IS A SLUT! LMAO!!!!!!

the truth is: i haven't had a fuck since july! i suppose, now, you're going to accuse me of being a frustrated spinster who can't get laid!

Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Merry Widow on April 21, 2006, 04:41:18 PM
something weird just then happened.? ???

i deleted my post, but i think i may have deleted one of yours, too.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Eamonn on April 21, 2006, 04:42:47 PM
re-posted:

So's this- Jesus H Christ, i never realised you were taking our banter seriously, so you really think im gay? You genuinely have Peter's little willy in a jar?
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Merry Widow on April 21, 2006, 04:46:36 PM
oh, here it is.

re-posted:

So's this- Jesus H Christ, i never realised you were taking our banter seriously, so you really think im gay? You genuinely have Peter's little willy in a jar?

i don't know - seperating fantasy and reality was never my strong point.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Eamonn on April 21, 2006, 04:47:58 PM
oh, here it is.

re-posted:

So's this- Jesus H Christ, i never realised you were taking our banter seriously, so you really think im gay? You genuinely have Peter's little willy in a jar?

 :o

i don't know - seperating fantasy and reality was never my strong point.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Merry Widow on April 21, 2006, 04:57:43 PM
  8)
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: Eamonn on April 21, 2006, 05:00:06 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: El on April 22, 2006, 09:50:27 AM
Indeed.? We all know that he's actually homosadonecropaedoequinephillic.

Everyone's heard that joke.  You're beating a dead horse.
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: peegai on April 22, 2006, 10:22:32 AM
Indeed.  We all know that he's actually homosadonecropaedoequinephillic.

Everyone's heard that joke.  You're beating a dead horse.

Beating animal metaphors is cruel.

Think of the non-material horse's feelings, people! :(
Title: Re: teejay scores
Post by: El on April 23, 2006, 12:05:31 PM
Indeed.? We all know that he's actually homosadonecropaedoequinephillic.

Everyone's heard that joke.? You're beating a dead horse.

Beating animal metaphors is cruel.

Think of the non-material horse's feelings, people! :(
It doesn't mind.  I have a written note from the horse saying even though it's a young horse, it has still been granted the ability to donate its body for gay rough sex after death.