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Title: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on February 24, 2011, 01:43:19 PM
Hello spastics²   >:D


I am the GREATEST troll evar ,   don't believe what Rage or Schleed say  :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: (my favourite smiley)
Doom metal is teh shiz , if you don't like it that means I hate you , go away poopy face  :autism:

Oh yeah and My balls of siliconeTM are far superior to yours and fantastic for raping pigs with  :zoinks:

Heres a pic of my ideal woman:





(http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/MissPiggyIYN.jpg)

:drool:






AND I LIKE TYPING IN REALLY REALLY BIG LETTERS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


:tard:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on February 24, 2011, 01:47:38 PM
No, you are the poopy face, Squiddy Pentagram. :wanker:

 :laugh:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on February 24, 2011, 01:48:59 PM
No, you are the poopy face, Squiddy Pentagram. :wanker:

 :laugh:

Stop being mean to me :bigcry:





















 :zoinks:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on February 24, 2011, 01:51:11 PM
No, you are the poopy face, Squiddy Pentagram. :wanker:

 :laugh:

Stop being mean to me :bigcry:

Stop being a poopy face.  :poop:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on February 24, 2011, 01:51:49 PM
No, you are the poopy face, Squiddy Pentagram. :wanker:

 :laugh:

Stop being mean to me :bigcry:

Stop being a poopy face.  :poop:

Stop being a hammer  :orly:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 24, 2011, 02:01:56 PM
LOL Squids. :green:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on February 24, 2011, 02:37:05 PM
LOL Squids. :green:

I don't know how much longer I can stand having his avatar as my picture :twitch:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: 'Butterflies' on February 24, 2011, 02:45:30 PM
LOL Squids. :green:

I don't know how much longer I can stand having his avatar as my picture :twitch:

I think it's good having 2 Dukes' on the site. One was clearly not enough :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on February 24, 2011, 02:47:34 PM
LOL Squids. :green:

I don't know how much longer I can stand having his avatar as my picture :twitch:

I think it's good having 2 Dukes' on the site. One was clearly not enough :P

Dear , you really need to get over your appalchia fetish it really isn't healthy  :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: DukeNukem on February 24, 2011, 03:18:20 PM
Predictable and obvious parody of me, as usual.

Have fun with that, Squidshit. :wanker:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on February 24, 2011, 03:33:37 PM
Predictable and obvious parody of me, as usual.

Have fun with that, Squidshit. :wanker:

I am having fun with it , it's obviously annoying you  :zoinks:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: DukeNukem on February 24, 2011, 04:13:52 PM
Predictable and obvious parody of me, as usual.

Have fun with that, Squidshit. :wanker:

I am having fun with it , it's obviously annoying you  :zoinks:

A housefly is a lot more annoying than you are. :orly:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on February 24, 2011, 04:21:58 PM
Predictable and obvious parody of me, as usual.

Have fun with that, Squidshit. :wanker:

I am having fun with it , it's obviously annoying you  :zoinks:

A housefly is a lot more annoying than you are. :orly:

Well houseflies are generaly very annoying creatures , no one is as annoying as a housefly  :orly:

Besides , you're trying to insult me so that means you're getting angry , come on unleash the butthurt, we all know you want to  :zoinks:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: DukeNukem on February 24, 2011, 04:44:27 PM
Predictable and obvious parody of me, as usual.

Have fun with that, Squidshit. :wanker:

I am having fun with it , it's obviously annoying you  :zoinks:

A housefly is a lot more annoying than you are. :orly:

Well houseflies are generaly very annoying creatures , no one is as annoying as a housefly  :orly:

Besides , you're trying to insult me so that means you're getting angry , come on unleash the butthurt, we all know you want to  :zoinks:

I'm not all about pleasuring everyone. If "unleashing my butthurt" means pleasuring everyone on here, then no. I refuse to do that anymore. :orly:

Go find another bitch to blow troll.
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on February 24, 2011, 05:04:12 PM
Predictable and obvious parody of me, as usual.

Have fun with that, Squidshit. :wanker:

I am having fun with it , it's obviously annoying you  :zoinks:

A housefly is a lot more annoying than you are. :orly:

Well houseflies are generaly very annoying creatures , no one is as annoying as a housefly  :orly:

Besides , you're trying to insult me so that means you're getting angry , come on unleash the butthurt, we all know you want to  :zoinks:

I'm not all about pleasuring everyone. If "unleashing my butthurt" means pleasuring everyone on here, then no. I refuse to do that anymore. :orly:

Go find another bitch to blow troll.

You're gonna do it , you love the attention it brings you.
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on February 24, 2011, 06:14:25 PM
Predictable and obvious parody of me, as usual.

Have fun with that, Squidshit. :wanker:

I am having fun with it , it's obviously annoying you  :zoinks:

A housefly is a lot more annoying than you are. :orly:

Well houseflies are generaly very annoying creatures , no one is as annoying as a housefly  :orly:

Besides , you're trying to insult me so that means you're getting angry , come on unleash the butthurt, we all know you want to  :zoinks:

I'm not all about pleasuring everyone. If "unleashing my butthurt" means pleasuring everyone on here, then no. I refuse to do that anymore. :orly:

Go find another bitch to blow troll.

So you're admitting that you're Squiddy's bitch.
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on February 25, 2011, 05:27:18 PM
Predictable and obvious parody of me, as usual.

Have fun with that, Squidshit. :wanker:

Stop. Being. So. Damned. Predictable.
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: P7PSP on March 04, 2011, 03:29:32 AM
Predictable and obvious parody of me, as usual.

Have fun with that, Squidshit. :wanker:

I am having fun with it , it's obviously annoying you  :zoinks:

A housefly is a lot more annoying than you are. :orly:

Well houseflies are generaly very annoying creatures , no one is as annoying as a housefly  :orly:

Besides , you're trying to insult me so that means you're getting angry , come on unleash the butthurt, we all know you want to  :zoinks:

I'm not all about pleasuring everyone. If "unleashing my butthurt" means pleasuring everyone on here, then no. I refuse to do that anymore. :orly:

Go find another bitch to blow troll.
Would you pleasure everyone if they had curly tails?  :zoinks: :hahaha:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on March 05, 2011, 11:05:53 AM
Predictable and obvious parody of me, as usual.

Have fun with that, Squidshit. :wanker:

I am having fun with it , it's obviously annoying you  :zoinks:

A housefly is a lot more annoying than you are. :orly:

Well houseflies are generaly very annoying creatures , no one is as annoying as a housefly  :orly:

Besides , you're trying to insult me so that means you're getting angry , come on unleash the butthurt, we all know you want to  :zoinks:

I'm not all about pleasuring everyone. If "unleashing my butthurt" means pleasuring everyone on here, then no. I refuse to do that anymore. :orly:

Go find another bitch to blow troll.
Would you pleasure everyone if they had curly tails?  :zoinks: :hahaha:

 :lol:

Bumped.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on May 12, 2011, 01:15:09 PM
Bump  :zoinks:

:bonban:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 12, 2011, 01:17:06 PM
Look, I can be him too

:wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 12, 2011, 01:20:40 PM
Lawl, forgot about this. :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on May 12, 2011, 01:21:19 PM
HEY EVERYONE!
LETS TALK IN REALLY BIG RED LETTERS BECAUSE IT MAKES US LOOK REALLY SMART LIKE PENTAGRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard::tard:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 12, 2011, 01:23:49 PM
I
is
dur
smartest
and
bestest
lover
in
dur
whole
pigpen
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on May 12, 2011, 01:27:46 PM
I
is
dur
smartest
and
bestest
lover
in
dur
whole
pigpen


:LMAO:

I have to wait an hour before I can plus you again  :(
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: P7PSP on May 12, 2011, 02:13:29 PM
Predictable and obvious parody of me, as usual.

Have fun with that, Squidshit. :wanker:

I am having fun with it , it's obviously annoying you  :zoinks:

A housefly is a lot more annoying than you are. :orly:

Well houseflies are generaly very annoying creatures , no one is as annoying as a housefly  :orly:

Besides , you're trying to insult me so that means you're getting angry , come on unleash the butthurt, we all know you want to  :zoinks:

I'm not all about pleasuring everyone. If "unleashing my butthurt" means pleasuring everyone on here, then no. I refuse to do that anymore. :orly:

Go find another bitch to blow troll.
Panty Boi blows dogs for nickels and gives change.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: P7PSP on May 12, 2011, 02:46:48 PM
(http://smokingtranny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2-1.jpg)
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: 'Butterflies' on May 12, 2011, 05:44:39 PM
(http://smokingtranny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2-1.jpg)

Is that a penis, or is she just badly in need of a labiaplasty ???
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 12, 2011, 05:45:30 PM
Smoking is bad for you
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Parts on May 12, 2011, 05:50:13 PM
(http://smokingtranny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2-1.jpg)

Is that a penis, or is she just badly in need of a labiaplasty ???

Please don't hurt (insert preferred pronoun here) feelings do you want rissy back to lecture you :blah: :blah: :blah:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: P7PSP on May 12, 2011, 05:52:48 PM


Is that a penis, or is she just badly in need of a labiaplasty ???
:lol: That is cock and balls.
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: earthboundmisfit on May 12, 2011, 05:56:11 PM


:lol: That is cock and balls.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRkAbaQCdI
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Genesis on June 15, 2011, 09:58:03 PM
 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on June 15, 2011, 10:09:20 PM
:evillaugh:

You aren't as much of a troll as Pentagram was.
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 16, 2011, 05:31:44 AM
Boris is a sensitive cunt. I just have to exploit that somehow. :orly:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: 'andersom' on June 16, 2011, 05:35:58 AM
Boris is a sensitive cunt. I just have to exploit that somehow. :orly:

Gently my dear, very gently.  :rofl:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on June 17, 2011, 01:40:34 PM
This I want to see.
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: 'andersom' on June 17, 2011, 01:55:11 PM
Maybe we were not gentle enough already. Haven't seen him around anymore.  :(
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on June 17, 2011, 02:08:22 PM
Just noticed:
Boris's avatar is an edited still from Lady GaGa's Alejandro music video.

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/music/Pix/pictures/2010/6/9/1276079510152/6-Lady-Gaga-Alejandro-006.jpg)

Just thought I'd share that with you all  :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Adam on June 17, 2011, 05:24:05 PM
squiddy did you see Lady Gaga on thingie's tv show tonight?  paul grady that's his name!!!

I went down waiting to get a shower and my mum had it on tv

she said she wants to dye her hair the same colour Lady Gaga had but I think she was joking :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on June 17, 2011, 06:30:16 PM
squiddy did you see Lady Gaga on thingie's tv show tonight?  paul grady that's his name!!!

I went down waiting to get a shower and my mum had it on tv

she said she wants to dye her hair the same colour Lady Gaga had but I think she was joking :P

I didn't , but my Dad is amazing and recorded the thing for me , have just watched it.  :2thumbsup:

It is a nice colour (Teal) , but personally I don't think I'd want a full head of it , am considering buying coloured extensions that colour though.  :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:32:02 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on June 18, 2011, 07:18:12 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Your avatar looks good today. :thumbup:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on June 18, 2011, 04:05:10 PM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Your avatar looks good today. :thumbup:

Why, thank you. :)
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on June 18, 2011, 04:16:37 PM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2011, 02:37:53 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2011, 02:39:05 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on June 19, 2011, 06:39:17 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

It's obviously not long enough. :police:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2011, 06:44:15 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

It's obviously not long enough. :police:

 Not long enough for what?   :orly:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on June 19, 2011, 06:46:19 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

It's obviously not long enough. :police:

 Not long enough for what?   :orly:

It's not long enough to be long hair. It's only medium hair. :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 19, 2011, 07:07:48 AM
David Thorne and Bloodninja are the best trolls ever.
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2011, 07:15:44 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

It's obviously not long enough. :police:

 Not long enough for what?   :orly:

It's not long enough to be long hair. It's only medium hair. :P

 How do you know it's only medium hair?  Are you my hairdresser?  :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on June 19, 2011, 07:55:04 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

It's obviously not long enough. :police:

 Not long enough for what?   :orly:

It's not long enough to be long hair. It's only medium hair. :P

 How do you know it's only medium hair?  Are you my hairdresser?  :P

It looks medium through my binoculars. :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2011, 07:56:37 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

It's obviously not long enough. :police:

 Not long enough for what?   :orly:

It's not long enough to be long hair. It's only medium hair. :P

 How do you know it's only medium hair?  Are you my hairdresser?  :P

It looks medium through my binoculars. :P

 OMG stop spying on me, you internet pervert! :bath:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on June 19, 2011, 08:02:48 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

It's obviously not long enough. :police:

 Not long enough for what?   :orly:

It's not long enough to be long hair. It's only medium hair. :P

 How do you know it's only medium hair?  Are you my hairdresser?  :P

It looks medium through my binoculars. :P

 OMG stop spying on me, you internet pervert! :bath:

I was curious about what color your eyes are now. Your hair didn't get in the way of my spying, so it's not long enough. :angel:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2011, 09:28:57 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2011, 09:30:16 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on June 19, 2011, 09:40:57 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

"Sam" could be short for "Samantha". :smarty:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2011, 09:55:09 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

"Sam" could be short for "Samantha". :smarty:

 But Sam Elliott is a real MAN, and I am not.  :laugh:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2011, 10:07:02 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2011, 10:08:41 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2011, 10:13:25 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? :zoinks:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on June 19, 2011, 10:15:09 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? :zoinks:

She doesn't.

/me hands Odeon the binoculars.
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2011, 10:17:06 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? :zoinks:

She doesn't.

/me hands Odeon the binoculars.

 /me proudly displays shoulder-length brown hair!   :cheer:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2011, 10:19:06 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? :zoinks:

She doesn't.

/me hands Odeon the binoculars.
/me peeks

She's very bendy. :o
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2011, 10:23:29 AM
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? :zoinks:

She doesn't.

/me hands Odeon the binoculars.
/me peeks

She's very bendy. :o

 Bendy as in curvaceous?  Why yes!  Yes I am!  I am shaped like this ----->   :snowman:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2011, 10:26:05 AM
Bendy as in "I didn't know you could have your legs all the way up like that when... " um, erm. :-[

Maybe Semi pointed the binoculars at someone else. You aren't wearing a leather corset, right? :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2011, 10:27:58 AM
Bendy as in "I didn't know you could have your legs all the way up like that when... " um, erm. :-[

Maybe Semi pointed the binoculars at someone else. You aren't wearing a leather corset, right? :P

 Probably, since I am no yogi and get winded bending over to put my shoes on.  :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2011, 10:29:27 AM
Oh, never mind then. Semi is a pervert. :P
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Semicolon on June 19, 2011, 10:37:53 AM
Oh, never mind then. Semi is a pervert. :P

:indeed:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on June 19, 2011, 10:42:23 AM
Oh, never mind then. Semi is a pervert. :P

 :agreed:
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: odeon on June 21, 2011, 01:35:18 PM
Don't ever trust a pervert who thinks others are perverts.
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Scrapheap on June 22, 2011, 12:01:30 PM
Don't ever trust a pervert who thinks others are perverts.

"No man is a pervert unto himself"
Title: Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
Post by: Squidusa on September 07, 2011, 11:08:01 AM
Don't ever trust a pervert who thinks others are perverts.

"No man is a pervert unto himself"

Unless he faps whilst looking in the mirror.  :autism:

(better late than never.)