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Title: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 26, 2018, 04:40:54 PM
What is it that I'm suppose to do here again? I can't remember half the shit that goes on. Something about eating dead Autistic babies...
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 26, 2018, 04:50:05 PM
How do you make a dead autistic baby float??
Title: Re: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 26, 2018, 04:50:45 PM
By giving it to you.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 26, 2018, 04:51:48 PM
1 scoop of ice cream, 2 scoops of dead baby and root beer.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 26, 2018, 04:53:16 PM
Is that what you do when your pregnant?
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 26, 2018, 06:28:00 PM
That's what she said.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 26, 2018, 06:35:37 PM

Try making sence. And that's with a 'c', pisshead.
Because you are my specwal intwest.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 26, 2018, 06:38:59 PM
You Limeys can't spell for fuck.

Try speaking Spanish instead, it's closer to your IQ level.

"In Hell, everyone speaks Spanish"  -Eric Cartman
Title: Re: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 26, 2018, 06:44:10 PM
Seems to me your choking on ma dick again. Try swallowing, might help.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 26, 2018, 06:46:26 PM
What is it that I'm suppose to do here again? I can't remember half the shit that goes on. Something about eating dead Autistic babies...

Pay attention.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 26, 2018, 06:53:45 PM
Seems to me your choking on ma dick again. Try swallowing, might help.

We've been over this before. I'm the pitcher and you're the catcher.

(Can't be arsed to look up the Cricket equivalent, GOD Limey games are fucking stupid)
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on May 26, 2018, 09:16:56 PM
Seems to me your choking on ma dick again. Try swallowing, might help.

We've been over this before. I'm the pitcher and you're the catcher.

(Can't be arsed to look up the Cricket equivalent, GOD Limey games are fucking stupid)
Stick to non-sporting metaphors to avoid confusion. You're the letterbox and McDangly is the postman.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Lestat on May 29, 2018, 04:39:01 PM
The english don't get cricket either you know. Beyond that it involves throwing a ball and hitting mfagli with a bat, I haven't got the foggiest what its about.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 29, 2018, 05:53:25 PM
I support hitting mdagli1 with either a cricket or baseball bat.   :M
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Lestat on May 29, 2018, 07:41:43 PM
In the interest of fostering good international relationships overseas, why not join forces and make it both?
Title: Re: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 29, 2018, 08:09:23 PM

Yes, because alliances in hate always in the end results in you turning on each other. If you put a bit more effort into it, I'm sure you could actually achieve something in life other than fucking up yourself.
Continue to fail by doing nothing just makes your words hollow and only deserve to be ignored. Unless you consider fucking your own to be a legitimate way form of follow through...
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 29, 2018, 08:24:21 PM
Or you could just thwart our plans to beat you with bats by killing yourself first.   :dunno:
Title: Re: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 29, 2018, 08:39:34 PM
Nah... Seriously, who gives a fuck? Clearly you do with those empty threats of yours. Try pretending to care and stop being such a mad bro. Dick
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 30, 2018, 05:02:21 AM
Nah... Seriously, who gives a fuck? Clearly you do with those empty threats of yours. Try pretending to care and stop being such a mad bro. Dick

I hope your head falls off.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Lestat on May 30, 2018, 05:50:40 AM
Why? it is a convenient inert training dummy for those wishing to practice different kicks, punches and other martial arts techniques. And it isn't as if there is anything of value inside, so no matter how severely It is knocked about, nothing remotely interesting or of any redeeming value stands the least chance of possessing any redeeming features whatsoever.

Same goes to the pregnancies of his ancestors too :autism:

And, once again, our pencil-dicked little rodent 'friend' has demonstrated a complete inability to tell the difference between hatred, and sneering contempt.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 30, 2018, 11:53:45 AM
You really need to read the definition of contempt, because clearly your autism is preventing you from understanding basic feelings. Go mental and pick a fight with a car. Knobends like you deserve to be bonneted for laughs.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 30, 2018, 12:47:41 PM
Knobends like you deserve to be bonneted for laughs.

How about speaking proper 'Merican so the non-crumpet stuffers can understand you.  :nomakened:
Title: Re: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 30, 2018, 12:54:03 PM
You'd be lucky if you understood yourself. Try again. Pisshead
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 30, 2018, 12:57:12 PM
... and you say that without the slightest tinge of irony.

When are you going to kill yourself again??
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Lestat on May 30, 2018, 01:22:12 PM
If I was a knob end, I'd pick you to end first mfagli.

And who you calling crumpet stuffer? i think yo momma called me the same thing ;):autism:

Although I second his  question? quite when is this promised comitting pesticide to take place? because you appear not to have the  stones for it. Only stone he has, is the one taking up residence inside his  skull.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 30, 2018, 01:44:45 PM

Bla bla bla bla autism bla bla bla bla autism
look at me, I can't piss straight, give me a raise!


you cunts are killing me with laughs
lighten up, it's only you
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Lestat on May 30, 2018, 01:57:41 PM
Can't piss straight? might want to see a doctor about that. And get your grandmother to seek treatment for her yeast infection so you don't just find the same thing happening straight over again.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 30, 2018, 02:03:53 PM
you cunts are killing me with laughs
lighten up, it's only you

So you want us to continue?

I approve of anything that makes you not live anymore.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Lestat on May 30, 2018, 02:16:45 PM
I second that motion. Maybe if we amuse his tiny little mind enough, with it being so unable to comprehend even basic concepts such as the difference between hatred and indifferent contempt and disregard for his life, like one might harbour for a bloated, diseased tick, sucking blood from an anal polyp throbbing and festering as it (m)danglies from the anal sphincter of a scrawny little sewer rat before squashing it under foot; that he might forget to breathe and starve whatever vestigial overgrowth of his spinal column and autonomic nervous system controls It's body in lieu of a brain, and slowly choke to death on his own oversized tongue, at least, whenever he isn't too busy porking the dead, decaying carcass of his grandmother, sticking his pencil-cock up her semi-skeletal, rot-slathered nostrils.

I'd LIKE to be able to just blow it off as the result of his being mentally deficient, only I don't, because I actually have a lot of respect for, and in some cases in the past, love with some people with genuine MR.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 30, 2018, 02:26:30 PM
Awww, autistic love is still not the same as normal genuine love. Keep trying, I bet all them emotions must be vewy confoosing. Here, have a lollipop. Dum dum
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Lestat on May 30, 2018, 02:37:08 PM
Actually autie girls are far better to be with than any NT. At least they are not complete slaves to emotion.

Then again, what would a moronic little amoeba like yourself know about that?
Go back to your suicide, you malignant little parasite.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 30, 2018, 03:33:51 PM
Awww, autistic love is still not the same as normal genuine love. Keep trying, I bet all them emotions must be vewy confoosing. Here, have a lollipop. Dum dum

The only kind of love you understand.  :ATM:

Remember, I'm the bowler and you're the wicket keeper.   :M
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Lestat on May 30, 2018, 06:36:45 PM
Should throw him a curve-ball. Being bent, its the only sort pencildick would understand.

He is a bit of a haploid genetic throwback to our neurotypical and more furry, primitive simian cousins. Hopefully soon to become a critically endangered species, not that anyone would want to do anything by way of conservation efforts for him. At least, not ones that don't involve being tied to a lamp post by a length of wire and thrown off, with concrete boots.

Title: Re: hi
Post by: mdagli1 on May 30, 2018, 08:19:22 PM

Jealous much? Go have a nice long relaxing wank. I'm sure you love yourself vewy much with all that autistic rage. Whatever spaz attack you have, I get to do nothing about it and that's fine because you're doing nothing for me too. I'm sure those fantasies must feel much safer than actual real social engagements. So try being a little bit less retarded for once and just maybe you might be appealing enough to kept from being left on the floor with yourself.