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Title: Ask me a stupid question, I'll give you a stupid answer :P
Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 14, 2006, 03:32:19 PM
I'd say this thread's self explanatory but what the heck, don't wanna shoot down any possibilities.
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Post by: odeon on October 14, 2006, 03:35:16 PM
Why this stupid thread?
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Post by: Lucifer on October 14, 2006, 03:51:58 PM
why are clouds?
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Post by: duncvis on October 14, 2006, 04:19:59 PM
daddy or chips? and is haribo evil?  >:D
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 14, 2006, 04:23:23 PM
Why this stupid thread?

I think I was sleep-typing or blacked out when I started it. Oh well, shit happens right?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 14, 2006, 04:25:30 PM
why are clouds?

For the same reason that Keeana Reeves can't act - fate likes to test our optimism, whether its a cloudy day or Matrix Reloaded.
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 14, 2006, 04:27:58 PM
daddy or chips? and is haribo evil?  >:D

Chips, daddy just died of prostate cancer last year. As for haribro, no, and haribro's actually a drag-king, its her twin sister that runs around in a black cape and top hat going "Myyehhh!!!! Myehhhh!!!".
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Post by: duncvis on October 14, 2006, 04:37:09 PM
Have you seen my house keys?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 14, 2006, 04:52:38 PM
Have you seen my house keys?

mmmm....no.
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Post by: Lucifer on October 14, 2006, 05:27:56 PM
they're on the telly.
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Post by: McGiver on October 14, 2006, 05:32:03 PM
why is it that: supid is as stupid does?
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Post by: Lucifer on October 14, 2006, 05:47:08 PM
er, you may want to revisit that phrase, mcj.

/cracks up laughing!
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 14, 2006, 06:43:22 PM
why is it that: supid is as stupid does?

They didn't show it in the movie but Forest Gump actually went on to become one of the worlds most renouned Zen Buddhist teachers. He also dropped that bombshell on Thich Nhat Hanh when he was in his tour of southeast Asia and, rather unknown to most people, indirectly brought on the Mindfulness movement all on his own. Stupid is as stupid does - simple, profound, if our society could just chill with being dumb rather than using it for war we'd be ok.
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Post by: McGiver on October 15, 2006, 12:59:37 PM
why is a dunce cap conal in shape?







sorry about the spelling error in my last question.

i meant to write, how cuz stupid is as stupid does.
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Post by: El on October 15, 2006, 01:24:47 PM
What's the best brand of peanut butter?
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 15, 2006, 07:44:05 PM
I'll answer that. It's Jiff. Skippy is a close second.
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 15, 2006, 08:00:55 PM
why is a dunce cap conal in shape?

They used to be shaped like big L's but Kate Hudson complained hers was messing up her hair - the cone form helped to get around that as well as giving her three thoughts per day better accoustics.
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 15, 2006, 08:11:25 PM
What's the best brand of peanut butter?

The world's best peanut butter is actually made by a guy named Jamall Anderson down in the Dixie Tennessee county projects. The only thing that occupationally baffles people is that he has to wear thick gloves and a paper mask since he has severe peanut allergies - the local hospital's down at his apartment at least 3 times a year do to accidental contact.
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 15, 2006, 08:15:08 PM
I'll answer that. It's Jiff. Skippy is a close second.

Actually that is a dumber answer because, dammit, this is MY thread and *I'm answering the questions here*. Capeshe?  :P
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Post by: McGiver on October 15, 2006, 09:16:59 PM
what weighs more:
a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 15, 2006, 11:50:15 PM
what weighs more:
a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

Pfff, the ton of feathers of course - you're gonna have all kinds of fleas, other small insects, and air itself in there as well just to stack onto things.
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 16, 2006, 12:02:04 AM
I'll answer that. It's Jiff. Skippy is a close second.

Actually that is a dumber answer because, dammit, this is MY thread and *I'm answering the questions here*. Capeshe?  :P

So answer a question in my thread then. :P
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 16, 2006, 02:07:17 AM
So answer a question in my thread then. :P

Ahem.....do you have something to ASK or are we gonna make this a dialog thread?
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Post by: odeon on October 16, 2006, 02:28:08 AM
It's still a question thread if you ask her a question. :P
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 16, 2006, 02:44:07 AM
It's still a question thread if you ask her a question. :P

Hehhe, can't argue that point.
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 16, 2006, 04:38:29 AM
So answer a question in my thread then. :P

Ahem.....do you have something to ASK or are we gonna make this a dialog thread?


It's still a question thread if you ask her a question. :P

Why didn't you get upset that he didn't ask a question?  ;D
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Post by: odeon on October 16, 2006, 06:33:15 AM
It's still a question thread if you ask her a question. :P

Why didn't you get upset that he didn't ask a question?  ;D

It's his thread. I'm just bored. ;D
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Post by: McGiver on October 16, 2006, 07:32:35 AM
why do women have one more rib than men do?
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 16, 2006, 07:33:33 AM
why do women have one more rib than men do?

We do?
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Post by: thepeaguy on October 16, 2006, 07:41:41 AM
Would you hit a women back if she slugged you one?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 16, 2006, 09:42:21 AM
why do women have one more rib than men do?

They don't, some just keep the phone so close by em that it osmoses through their skin and joins em.
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 16, 2006, 09:44:43 AM
Would you hit a women back if she slugged you one?

Short answer - yes. These days they'd probably look stunned, look at you kinda funny for a second, and then be like "Damn, you actually had the guts to hit back? Here's my cellphone #, we've gotta get together sometime".
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Post by: Nomaken on October 16, 2006, 12:44:53 PM
How you mine for fish?
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Post by: McGiver on October 16, 2006, 01:17:38 PM
how do you troll for zipper-fish?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 16, 2006, 04:21:40 PM
how do you troll for zipper-fish?

I believe Bill Clinton has a book on this - though just be warned, most of it is a little more specific to whitehouse interns...some of the principles apply in general pretty well and some you need the presidential stamp for if you get my drift.
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Post by: McGiver on October 19, 2006, 02:30:23 AM
what does meh mean?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 19, 2006, 11:01:09 AM
what does meh mean?

I'd suppose its an anacronym for marking evident horseshit. Meh?
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Post by: McGiver on October 19, 2006, 01:52:15 PM
beginning today, will you count the number of times you masturbate for an entire week and post the results here?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 19, 2006, 08:59:34 PM
beginning today, will you count the number of times you masturbate for an entire week and post the results here?

No need. Just count the number of times per day that I get a McJaggar post  :P
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Post by: McGiver on October 19, 2006, 09:14:52 PM
beginning today, will you count the number of times you masturbate for an entire week and post the results here?

No need. Just count the number of times per day that I get a McJaggar post  :P
i deserved that.

or, did i?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 20, 2006, 12:08:05 AM
i deserved that.

or, did i?

(washes his hands)
Don't know but I thoroughly enjoy hearing from you regardless - guess it's really neither here nore there whether ya deserved it.
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Post by: odeon on October 20, 2006, 12:51:23 AM
Get a room, you two.
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Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on October 20, 2006, 02:32:47 AM
Were you to rate your own relative fluffiness (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fluffiness) level, how (un)fluffy would you be?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 20, 2006, 06:22:18 AM
0 - I vote republican.
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Post by: Draggon on October 21, 2006, 08:09:08 PM
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Since we're on the topic of movies I've gotta ask, what did you think of Dark City?
May I ask you what you thought?
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Post by: McGiver on October 21, 2006, 10:53:49 PM
0 - I vote republican.

-1!



-eamonn
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 22, 2006, 01:04:27 AM
at least he is not a racist or a homophobe like sean and a lot of other republicans though

what happened with best buy? anything new?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 22, 2006, 02:59:14 AM
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Since we're on the topic of movies I've gotta ask, what did you think of Dark City?
May I ask you what you thought?

Don't know - are you Pyraxis's stand in all of a sudden now?
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Post by: Draggon on October 22, 2006, 09:50:56 AM
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Since we're on the topic of movies I've gotta ask, what did you think of Dark City?
May I ask you what you thought?

Don't know - are you Pyraxis's stand in all of a sudden now?
you don't know what you thought of the movie?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 22, 2006, 11:17:58 AM
Yeah, I tought it was dope - great for samples too.
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Post by: McGiver on October 22, 2006, 11:24:52 AM
 :green:


what does :p mean?
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 22, 2006, 07:51:19 PM
what happened with best buy? anything new?
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Post by: McGiver on October 22, 2006, 09:27:10 PM
what is the meaning of life?
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Post by: Scrapheap on October 22, 2006, 09:37:27 PM
what is the meaning of life?
42. Come on!! everyone knows that!!
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Post by: McGiver on October 22, 2006, 09:38:18 PM
hithhikers guide to the uni?

callaway told me that.
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Post by: Scrapheap on October 22, 2006, 09:39:11 PM
If you had a car that could do the speed of light, what would happen if you turned the headlights on??
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Post by: Scrapheap on October 22, 2006, 09:39:34 PM
hithhikers guide to the uni?

callaway told me that.

Yep!!
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Post by: Leto729 on October 22, 2006, 09:43:55 PM
What is the cube of 9?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 22, 2006, 11:35:42 PM
0 - I vote republican.

-1!



-eamonn

Hey, I at least had the balls to admit it - most people wouldn't ;)
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 22, 2006, 11:37:13 PM
at least he is not a racist or a homophobe like sean and a lot of other republicans though

what happened with best buy? anything new?

They fixed the problem, went above and beyond to properly install my second drive as well, and charged me nothing for their time. Turned out the problem wasn't even the discs, it was the secondary drive and I guess it took that long for them to figure it out as well.
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Post by: BadgerTom on October 22, 2006, 11:38:59 PM
idiot nerds.... OMFG NOES!!!
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 22, 2006, 11:40:23 PM
:green:


what does :p mean?

when you put that accent on the side of a consinant rather than on top of a vowel like an o it ends up giving it more of a popping sound - so that's the kind of 'p' that's like you flicking the side of your cheek with your mouth chambered - its used a great deal if you want to do legal transcription for African tribes of the Serengeti.
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 22, 2006, 11:41:19 PM
what is the meaning of life?

It means that if there really is a higher power he has a pretty twisted sense of humor. Anything else?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 22, 2006, 11:43:17 PM
If you had a car that could do the speed of light, what would happen if you turned the headlights on??

Getting a bit ahead of you I don't think you even could turn your headlights on, wouldn't your car be just about at a vapor state at that point not only from traveling at photon speed but even just getting hit with all that dark energy, dark matter, and asteroid dust circulating around? I kinda wonder about what that would do the flow of electricity as well, probably stop it cold and make your battery blow up.
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Post by: BadgerTom on October 22, 2006, 11:43:40 PM
why cant i find good Drum&Bass any more in single tracks and not just mixes... cos i really want Turnstyle (Baron Remix) by Zen...

and some ones by Tech Itch and Paul Reset and that classy house version of Gorillaz Feel Good Inc... :( Badger Needs Tuuuneage and Mary J's Locker
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 22, 2006, 11:45:25 PM
What is the cube of 9?

Let me know the day you can twist a 9 into a cube shape, that would be a heck of a party trick....
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Post by: BadgerTom on October 22, 2006, 11:46:24 PM
What is the cube of 9?

729
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 22, 2006, 11:49:31 PM
why cant i find good Drum&Bass any more in single tracks and not just mixes... cos i really want Turnstyle (Baron Remix) by Zen...

and some ones by Tech Itch and Paul Reset and that classy house version of Gorillaz Feel Good Inc... :( Badger Needs Tuuuneage and Mary J's Locker

Because I'm taking a wild guess that you haven't been using Soulseek or Limewire and if those tracks are brand new you'll probably have to give it a year. For me for instance I was DYING to put DStar and Vector Burn - Winter In America on my Myspace page for background music last winter, didn't find it till spring, same with how I'm dying to get my hands on the Marky & Bungle remix of Funktion by Ed Rush and Optical though everyone's crying about that one not getting released. The Tech Itch shouldn't be hard to find - people love angsty headbanger drum&bass like Tech Itch, Kryptic Minds, Evol Intent, for some reason that just catches a lot more popularity online than does the other stuff - oh well. Baron's pretty big too, unless that's a brand new track or an unreleased I'd be surprised that you can't find it on a P2P client. BTW - I'd love to find lots more Aspect, Gremlinz, Skitty, etc. - I'll take whatever 05/06 I can get my hands on, just holler if you think you have something I don't :)
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 22, 2006, 11:53:11 PM
at least he is not a racist or a homophobe like sean and a lot of other republicans though

what happened with best buy? anything new?

They fixed the problem, went above and beyond to properly install my second drive as well, and charged me nothing for their time. Turned out the problem wasn't even the discs, it was the secondary drive and I guess it took that long for them to figure it out as well.

Wow. I'm glad they fixed the problem.
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 23, 2006, 12:16:04 AM

Wow. I'm glad they fixed the problem.

Yeah me too - right now I just got Absynth 4 reinstalled and I'm about to install ProTools Mbox2 for the first time, wish me luck :).
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 23, 2006, 01:11:03 AM
ooh, absynthe. good luck. :P
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Post by: odeon on October 23, 2006, 01:17:45 AM
ooh, absynthe. good luck. :P

Wasn't there a thread about it somewhere here...? :P
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 23, 2006, 02:04:58 AM
i think there was...
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Post by: McGiver on October 23, 2006, 05:32:48 AM
If you had a car that could do the speed of light, what would happen if you turned the headlights on??

Getting a bit ahead of you I don't think you even could turn your headlights on, wouldn't your car be just about at a vapor state at that point not only from traveling at photon speed but even just getting hit with all that dark energy, dark matter, and asteroid dust circulating around? I kinda wonder about what that would do the flow of electricity as well, probably stop it cold and make your battery blow up.
what if you could travel at the speed of sound.

would you be able to caution with a blast of the horn.  or would it be too late?
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 24, 2006, 12:57:44 AM
ooh, absynthe. good luck. :P

ROFL, no, not *that* absynth. I've got more conventional ways to fry my liver than thujong. This is more my brand of Absynth:
http://www.native-instruments.com/index.php?id=absynth4_us&ftu=83be9839577b8e0&flash=8
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Post by: techstepgenr8tion on October 24, 2006, 01:00:30 AM
If you had a car that could do the speed of light, what would happen if you turned the headlights on??

Getting a bit ahead of you I don't think you even could turn your headlights on, wouldn't your car be just about at a vapor state at that point not only from traveling at photon speed but even just getting hit with all that dark energy, dark matter, and asteroid dust circulating around? I kinda wonder about what that would do the flow of electricity as well, probably stop it cold and make your battery blow up.
what if you could travel at the speed of sound.

would you be able to caution with a blast of the horn.  or would it be too late?

Well, a little faster and you'd have a good sonic boom - though breaking Mach 1 supposedly close to as loud as breaking mach 2 and mach 3 - don't know if the decibles multiply on a straight method or exponentially but I'm sure it would be a fun factoid to get our hands on.