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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: CuriousPrimate on May 06, 2006, 03:15:18 PM
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So, 30 days to acclimatise... :-\
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here you go... ;D
/me gives CuriousPrimate aspie superhero outfit. Unfortunately its Bananaman...
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Unfortunately its Bananaman...
My immediate response...
Ok, and just where does the banana go?
maybe
Is this some kind of dig at being a primate, eh.
perhaps
Just watch out where I drop my skin, sunshine.
or, since I live on the Dark Continent
It's Platain-man to you.
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watcha, bonobus boy! ;)
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you've never heard of Bananaman? I thought Scots were issued with The Dandy and The Beano as a cultural institution? :o
(http://www.linacre.ox.ac.uk/~common/images/small/bm.jpg)
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Nah, my folks had apsirations. I got the Rupert annual each Xmas. (Moroccan proverb: None but the mule deserves his family)
Oh, and Lucifer thinks I'm a PIGMY chimp, eh... she been talking to my other half?
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and i have been curious about you for a while.
everything i have read so far speaks to intelligence.
but what would i know, look at the company i keep.
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lol.
well, i was under the impression ol' bonobuses (bonobi? ???) were more closely related to humanoids than chimps.
or do i need to go back and reread my elaine morgan...? ::)
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do i need to go back and reread my elaine morgan...? ::)
Probably, 'cos I hate swimming...
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hoho... ;)
yeah, but do you eat loads of fish?
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Naw, prefer red meat, or ostrich... sun dried and well spiced/salted...
Just to complicate the whole aquatic ape thing, I have a higher than normal proportion of brown adipose tissue and a hairy back! (Now that's sharing...)
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pah.
get back in yer tree, you savannah dweller! :P
/me goes off to play with the dolphins...
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Dolphin...that's the stuff you get in tins of tuna, right?
Ook, ook
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noooooo, you 'orrible simian - they're the ones with the spring-loaded knobs...
no worries about brewer's droop there, she said, dreamily... :angel:
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Ack, anything for a quick humpback, eh?
But then if an S-shaped tapered willy that acts like a coiled spring but has no staying power is what you're after...
And you were surprised that a mechanical aid didn't last. (I've been catching up with my reading.)
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look, i can't help it if i have a high sex drive, can i? given the choice (and my usual state, which is partner-less), i think i'd go for quiescence, with an option for ratcheting up to warp factor 13 when a likely lad hoves onto the scene.
now, all i have to do is find my magic wand, get it out and wave it about a bit...
(http://pluto.dnswild.com/~e4udelta/dressed/bek134.gif)
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Doesn't warp factor 13 destroy the universe or something? (It's been a while since I watched any Trek.)
now, all i have to do is find my magic wand, get it out and wave it about a bit...
Look, no hands... :o
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/wakes the neighbours laughing. :D
i have no idea about warp factor 13 and its effects on the universe (well, i do, but only a teeny part of of the universe ;) ). the last time i watched star trek, shatner had only just acquired the toup?e.
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...the last time i watched star trek, shatner had only just acquired the toup?e.
Yeah, I remember those tribbles got everywhere.
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Ah, Dr Paranoid comes knocking at my door?
and i have been curious about you for a while.
everything i have read so far speaks to intelligence.
but what would i know, look at the company i keep.
An appeal to my vanity by Darth McJagger.
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Wait, what's happened to my avatar!
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dunno. but if it starts developing yellow squiggles all over it, we'll know you're an excessive wanker.
:P
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Ook?
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sorry - an excessive wanker and a Librarian. ;)
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Ah, but the texture of the binding on those old first editions...
Just thinking about it...
agh..., eh...., oops
Ook!
Two hobbies in one!
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bargain! :D
i'm more of a Weatherwax (literally, actually), though. and she would NEVER be doing with That Sort Of Thing.
erm...
hmmm....
maybe a dash of Ogg got into my genetics, somewhere along the way... ;)
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i'm more of a Weatherwax (literally, actually), though. and she would NEVER be doing with That Sort Of Thing.
erm...
hmmm....
maybe a dash of Ogg got into my genetics, somewhere along the way... ;)
There's more than a dash of Nanny Ogg in you I'd say. But I guess you could have been the evil sister Lily if things had turned out differently.
Oh, and remember that it is a lending library, we're flexible about the opening hours, and there's one or two grimoires with a curiously plush binding!
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there's one or two grimoires with a curiously plush binding!
i always wondered what she does with my bikini wax offcuts... 8)
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You wot? Is this all intellectual talk for "let's fuck each others brains out"?
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no, dear. some of us have more on our minds than just fucking. ::)
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i always wondered what she does with my bikini wax offcuts...
That explains why they have to be chained down!
[quote autor=Eamonn]You wot? Is this all intellectual talk for "let's fuck each others brains out"?
Yep, this is a serious intellectual discussion of the merits of T Pratchett's Discworld Witches and their role in the disruption of American imperial showmanship and the potential for world wide democratic communism.
Now, back to the plot...
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no, dear. some of us have more on our minds than just fucking. ::)
Ok, thanks pet.
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Now, back to the plot...
Sorry dude, il let you back to it. Im not one to rub another man's rhubarb.
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no, dear. some of us have more on our minds than just fucking. ::)
Ok, thanks pet.
no problem, twinkle.
p.s. i take it you're not a terry pratchett fan, then, eamonn?
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Sorry dude, il let you back to it. Im not one to rub another man's rhubarb.
Where's Happeh when he could be useful?
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drawing lines on things, i should imagine.
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drawing lines on things, i should imagine.
He's not the one you've been playing noughts and corsses with, is he?
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heaven (or even hell) forfend... :o
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Oh surely he'll go to heaven after saving so many from the deamon lure of wanking.
Cue Monty Python's Every sperm is sacred...
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i like your avatar, CuriousPrimate. it reminds me of the film 28 Days Later.
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i like your avatar, CuriousPrimate. it reminds me of the film 28 Days Later.
Cheers, although it seems subject to minor variations. Hopefully I'll avoid the 28 Days Later 'Rage', though it might be inevitable given how unbalanced I am.
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Intensity would probably be the best place for someone suffering from The Rage! :laugh:
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Oh surely he'll go to heaven after saving so many from the deamon lure of wanking.
Freudian slip?
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Freudian slip?
More a love of archaic spelling, though it did cross my mind to put a second 'n' on the end.
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archaic? nah - i'm even worse - i'd spell it "daemon".
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archaic? nah - i'm even worse - i'd spell it "daemon".
Did I mention that I'm dyslexic (well actually I'm dyscalculic, which was fun when I taught maths).
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So how do you tell wether you are still a probationer in the Rookie refuse?
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you are no longer safe once you venture out into the great unknown.
the rookie refuge is a chance for people to join and establish themselves without being challenged.
you know to establish an M.O. where others may choose to not come down on them in the real world of I?. because of the free trial membership where they were allowed to lay the groundwork of who they are.
gain sympathy and support, basically.
but YOU, are not safe and open to abuse.
muahahaha
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but YOU, are not safe and open to abuse.
muahahaha
Decides to hide inside box for a week...
Nice safe box..
No nasty Jaggers in here...
Ook?
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CP, i think you quite well know how to handle yourself.
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but YOU, are not safe and open to abuse.
muahahaha
Decides to hide inside box for a week...
Nice safe box..
No nasty Jaggers in here...
Ook?
Had to laugh on this one CP. :laugh:
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G'day curiousprimate
Are you a Dutchman or a Roi nek?
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is everything going good here?