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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Peter on November 22, 2007, 10:12:43 AM
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Hot on the tails of the ass picking and boogie eating threads, this one's for telling us just how disgusting you are generally.
In public, I'm quite reserved. I always make sure I've showered, brushed my teeth and have clean clothes, I never pick my nose or fart in the company of others and even avoid farting in public toilets when there are other people there. If I need to blow my nose, I do it as discretely as possible, I keep my nails clean and trimmed and generally try to be polite and well mannered.
In private, I'll go days without showering, will pick my nose whenever there's debris to be cleared, fart with impunity and enjoy the smell of my own farts, shit and armpits, at least up to a point.
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We are similar in some respects.
I get way too analytical with farts and shit, though and my fingers are too roughly textured for the inside of my nose. If I don't use a tissue in my nose, I make my nose bleed, almost every time.
I enjoy a super hot shower way too much to go without them for long, though. I may not always use soap or deodorants, but I rinse off, quite frequently.
I do snort a large amount of water into my nose and blow it out in the shower, though. That's kind of disgusting, but it really cleans things out.
All in all, I am every bit as disgusting as the next human.
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i don't think i'm very disgusting. i used to go days without showering, but now i have at least 2 a day. my clothes are a mess though. i wear pants i've had for years that have stains on them from when i was painting a fence a few years ago. they're always clean though when i put them on. but i sometimes spill food on them. sometimes i go ages without washing my hair though, but i do it more now.
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Unfathomable for me to go more than a day without showering, brushing/flossing teeth, shaving, etc., with OCD-induced thoroughness on top of that. When done, the head of the electric toothbrush (Sonicare) gets detached and soaked in denture cleaner (along with the tongue brush), and the electric shaver goes back onto its automatic cleaning/charging station. If some company would make and sell an automatic nostril cleaner, I'd get that, too. Then I wouldn't have to use Q-tips to remove those boogers that you just know would get blown out later in the day, anyway, possibly in front of co-workers (so better to get 'em in the privacy of home). :P That's quite a set of early-morning chores, and not fun either, but I feel all nasty until it gets done.
When I'm home by myself, I'm dressed in all black (scary, maybe, but not disgusting), though I do have this raggedy flannel shirt that I like to throw on over the black when I'm knocking back a beer and watching a DVD. You'd have to pay me to wear that shirt out in public.
The best way to explain this, in comparison to people who admit to having questionable hygeine, is that I must have made it a strong compulsion some time back.
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I'm not that disgusting.
But I'm not perfect either :p
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If I don't take my nightly hot shower, I can't sleep, simple as that. I will pick my nose, but, only in private, otherwise I carry tissues for discrete disposal. If my clothes get dirty, I change them immediately, I can't stand the feeling otherwise. In public I am also restrained or reserved. About the only thing I let go about myself is going several days without shaving, until I have to because it gets itchy and drives me crazy. I even hate farting in public, even in a public restroom.
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I shower every night and shave every night. I brush my teeth twice a day and like my nails cleaned but can't help biting them if I see dirt inside or I break a nail. I hate dirt in them and broken nails and if I were home, I'd use tweezers and nail clippers. I put my clothes in the dirty laundry if I got them wet and if there is a spot on them or if I got dirty while wearing them. I like having my hair brushed and I always keep it up in a hair tie because I hate my hair flying around and being messy. I wear deodorant and I hate it when I forget to put it on but luckily my body odor isn't bad anymore like it was when I was in my preteens. I remember how bad they used to smell in my arm pits and I use paper towels with soap on it to wash them to get rid of the smell. That was back when I always forgot to put it on because I wasn't used to putting it on everyday and it had to go in my routine. Now I put it on and don't even think about it and I think I didn't put it on but I really did. I check myself by looking at my armpits and seeing the white stuff from the deodorant or I stick my fingers in my arm pits and sniff them and if I smell my deodorant, then I know I put it on. I know it's pointless to do it because even if I forgot, what am I going to do about it? Get off the bus at the next stop and take the next bus home and put it on and go back to work and be late? No I just have to deal with no deodorant so making sure I put some on is pointless but I feel I have to do it or it drives me crazy if I don't know.
I get very embarrassed when I fart out loud but I always say excuse me. I don't do it on purpose.
When I keep getting lot of big pimples on my chest, I use acne cream and get my chest wet and wipe the cream on and then rinse it off. Same with my face if I keep seeing little white heads.
I do blow my snot back and swallow it and I do pick my nose but it's hard not to if it's itching, same with your ears.
Everyone already knows I dig my shit out but I wash my finger or I wipe it clean with a baby wipe and get the shit out of my finger nails, I use toilet paper to pick up the shit in the shower and throw it away and wash my hands.
I have bad habits like pimple popping but it drives me crazy to have one on me, same with my ears itching and my nose and can't do anything about it.
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I think of myself as "natural".
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If I am in hermitage mode I can get pretty bad . Going out in public is different though I won't even wear sweats or shorts in public my appearance may be rough though I don't like shaving in general and my hair whats left has a mind of it's own. Being dirty after work I have to deal with but shower as soon as I get home.
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I hate de-odourant, the feeling of it rubbing off on my clothes kills me, because then I would stink.
I always walk around in a bra until it dries >_<
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Pretty gross, really.
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I hate de-odourant, the feeling of it rubbing off on my clothes kills me, because then I would stink.
I always walk around in a bra until it dries >_<
There are "dry" deodourants. I use one in fact, the Lynx Anti-Perspirant Dry. I would recommend you get that.
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My wife used some kind of salt.
I don't use that shit.
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My parents use some sort of crystal thing... It's bizarre
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Probably the same. Better
than anything you can buy -
at least it doesn't reek.
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I are clean and shiny
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I can't use most skin products including deodorants I just make sure I stay clean
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most soaps make my skin feel horrible. it helps if you wash yourself with toothpaste after you wash yourself with soap.
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most soaps make my skin feel horrible. it helps if you wash yourself with toothpaste after you wash yourself with soap.
I have had to use unscented plain soaps since I was little. Never heard of the toothpaste thing though
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I am very hygenic actually, although i dont wash hair, ever lol. Not for any particular reason, just dont bother, it seems quite clean.
I am well domesticated really, very good cook.
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I used to rub my semen on my face,
to help leech out the dirt. The beard
makes this less pleasant though.
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I used to rub my semen on my face,
to help leech out the dirt. The beard
makes this less pleasant though.
Better than using someone elses semen i would imagine.
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That playing-with-cum stuff reminds me of a scene from the movie Caligula, starring Malcolm McDowell as the mad emperor. He's visiting some female friend who enjoys watching dudes jack off into a bowl, and jokingly sticks his finger in the bowl and rubs it in his hair, jokingly commenting that he heard it's good for fighting baldness.
I got one for y'all. I never done this (don't want to, either), but when I lived in the nether regions of Alabama years ago, I remember hearing of at least two people doing this...
After a night of heavy drinking, one of those guys would start feeling hungry and have a bowl of cereal (cold cereal in milk). He would then puke it up, and because his judgement was so impaired by the drunkenness, he'd then eat the vomit that landed in the bowl. Any of y'all ever recycle your own barf like that?
I don't gross out easy, but I could probably ralph just thinking about that.
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That playing-with-cum stuff reminds me of a scene from the movie Caligula, starring Malcolm McDowell as the mad emperor. He's visiting some female friend who enjoys watching dudes jack off into a bowl, and jokingly sticks his finger in the bowl and rubs it in his hair, jokingly commenting that he heard it's good for fighting baldness.
Great movie. My idea of a chick-flick. :laugh:
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I don't think I am disgusting now but when I was younger I used to pick my nose in front of other people and wipe my dirty hands and face on my clothes - I never thought that doing these things in the company of others would be seen as inappropriate.
And I have not known of people eating their own sick before, that's yuck. :puke:
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I keep myself quite clean, but don't like doing it. I do enjoy smelling fresh.
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And I have not known of people eating their own sick before, that's yuck. :puke:
Once it leaves the mouth, it's not worth lapping up.
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And I have not known of people eating their own sick before, that's yuck. :puke:
Once it leaves the mouth, it's not worth lapping up.
If I regurgitate something, I'll usually give it a bit of a chew and swallow it again. I won't do that with vomit though; if it comes out violently, there's a good reason for it to be out rather than in.
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Precisely what I meant.
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i don't use deodorant but then i don't move much. :P
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I LIKE how I smell.
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I LIKE how I smell.
Your opinion.
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I LIKE how I smell.
Your opinion.
Only mine matters, as to my tastes.
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I LIKE how I smell.
Your opinion.
Only mine matters, as to my tastes.
Again, your opinion.
Hey this is fun :)
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I LIKE how I smell.
Your opinion.
Only mine matters, as to my tastes.
Again, your opinion.
Hey this is fun :)
Hmm...you MIGHT be right, this time.
But, it seems self evident that I should
have the most direct knowledge of my
thoughts and feelings. You'd have to
work pretty hard to convince me that
my opinion of them was wrong.
I think. :kevv:
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I LIKE how I smell.
Your opinion.
Only mine matters, as to my tastes.
Again, your opinion.
Hey this is fun :)
Hmm...you MIGHT be right, this time.
But, it seems self evident that I should
have the most direct knowledge of my
thoughts and feelings. You'd have to
work pretty hard to convince me that
my opinion of them was wrong.
I think. :kevv:
Your opinion.
:laugh:
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I LIKE how I smell.
Your opinion.
Only mine matters, as to my tastes.
Again, your opinion.
Hey this is fun :)
Hmm...you MIGHT be right, this time.
But, it seems self evident that I should
have the most direct knowledge of my
thoughts and feelings. You'd have to
work pretty hard to convince me that
my opinion of them was wrong.
I think. :kevv:
Your opinion.
:laugh:
:LOL:
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Eh, yer moms.
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Eh, yer moms.
:laugh:
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I always walk around in a bra until it dries >_<
:boobs:
I couldn't find a drooling smiley because that is what I am doing right now
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I couldn't find a drooling smiley because that is what I am doing right now
Here's a drooling smiley for you Justin: :drool:
Try : drool : without the spaces.
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Who's Justin?
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Justin is a nice name.
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Justin is a nice name.
True, for a boy. Don't mane a girl justin, please.
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What about Justine?
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Justine Bateman. hubba bubba. :eyebrows:
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Who?
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Jason's sister.
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Jason Bateman? Who's that?
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Justine's brother.
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Justine Bateman? Who's she?
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Jason's brother.
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Jason has a brother now?
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Jason is his brother's sister.
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Never heard of HIM.
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he's on Arrested Development. but you're right, Justine was famous before him.
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Only saw her in family ties.
So so.
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i think she's hot. Jason is too. i also only saw her in Family Ties. and Arrested Development. unless she was in some movie.
she looks like Mira Sorvino actually.
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She's cute. But, always wore too much
makeup.
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Justine Bateman. hubba bubba. :eyebrows:
Justine Bateman topless in 'Out of Order'
(http://members.fortunecity.com/noops076/justine_bateman013.jpg)
(http://members.fortunecity.com/noops076/justine_bateman021.jpg)
I'm with it.
(http://members.fortunecity.com/noops076/justine_bateman006.jpg)(http://members.fortunecity.com/noops076/justine_bateman005.jpg)(http://members.fortunecity.com/noops076/justine_bateman004.jpg)
At least now, I know who you are tlaking about.
Hubba hubba!
DAMNIT! Tey are limiting my links.
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darnit. they don't allow linking.
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Nice pics.
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are you being sarcastic?
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I saw them.
Though, I had to do a web search to get them.
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i tried to paste them into teh url slot but they didn't show.
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Nothing that great.
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Nothing that great.
Nah. It's the same pics that came up in half a dozen sites. I chose that site, because they were all together on one page.
I will know better next time.
Do an image search and you will find a few more pics of her.
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yeh.
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Who's Justin?
Justin is Jman's first name:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=473.msg9942#msg9942
my first name.... Justin
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Who's Justin?
Justin is Jman's first name:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=473.msg9942#msg9942
my first name.... Justin
OK, I have only seen him a few times, here.
... at least, until he started pointing a pistol at me. :D I noticed that!
He seems to be more of a WP poster.
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Who's Justin?
Justin is Jman's first name:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=473.msg9942#msg9942
my first name.... Justin
OK, I have only seen him a few times, here.
... at least, until he started pointing a pistol at me. :D I noticed that!
He seems to be more of a WP poster.
Yes, Jman seems to be somewhat uncomfortable on Intensity ever since he anonymously started the "which female on WP would you fuck?" thread on the first Intensity (http://intensity.neurolands.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=73).
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Wish I could see that thread. :laugh:
Sounds great to me.
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who would he fuck? :laugh:
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Who cares?
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i bet it's hale bopp.
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Boring.
Be better, 'twere it richard. :laugh:
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i just had a shower. i am nice and clean 8)
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I'll be the judge of that.
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I rinse my cock after taking a piss.
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lol Peter.
I pick my nose when I am not around other people and put the boogers on a chair or something. I will fart only in public restrooms and not in public. I can't stand using public restrooms and will wait if I can to go at home.
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i just washed my hair today in the sink. after cutting it drunk. lol now it is too short. :laugh: i didn't take a shower. i hadn't done laundry in ages. oh i left some in the machine. lol. i shouldn't let it get moldy. i'm so spazz.
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i just washed my hair today in the sink. after cutting it drunk. lol now it is too short. :laugh: i didn't take a shower. i hadn't done laundry in ages. oh i left some in the machine. lol. i shouldn't let it get moldy. i'm so spazz.
I cut my own hair as well. I don't like going to the hairdresser.
But I don't cut it while I am drunk. :P
Will you post a picture of your new haircut?
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i just washed my hair today in the sink. after cutting it drunk. lol now it is too short. :laugh: i didn't take a shower. i hadn't done laundry in ages. oh i left some in the machine. lol. i shouldn't let it get moldy. i'm so spazz.
I cut my own hair as well. I don't like going to the hairdresser.
But I don't cut it while I am drunk. :P
Will you post a picture of your new haircut?
You're so sneaky and subtle, Renaeden.
:D
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lol. it's not too short. i'm used to it now and it looks nice. but i will not post a picture Renaeden. :P
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lol. it's not too short. i'm used to it now and it looks nice. but i will not post a picture Renaeden. :P
The shorter wavelengths appear blue.
I have become suddenly sad.
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but i will not post a picture Renaeden. :P
Why not? Everyone else does.
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too fat.
yo, what babbleth about blue wavelenthgs dost thou, dawg?
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too fat.
That doesn't stop me from regaling everyone with my visage :)
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that's cuz you don't look like a complete chimp when you take a picture. :P
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that's cuz you don't look like a complete chimp when you take a picture. :P
I'm sorry, but you'll have to prove that before I take your word for it.
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lol you are not fat. sophie used to think she was fat. girls are silly :P
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i'm not going to prove i look like a chimp. :laugh:
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chimps are cute :(
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6222/ugandanchimpkm7.jpg)
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are not. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: they're all wrinkly. :P
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no, this is wrinkly:
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6061/littlewrinklydogjf2.jpg)
:P
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Fish, why did you change your avatar? I liked the other one better. :P
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are not. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: they're all wrinkly. :P
Worse, they looks too human.
Human's are icky.
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You misspelled <°)))><.
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humans aren't icky. and wrinkly dogs are cute. 8)
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Fish, why did you change your avatar? I liked the other one better. :P
are you criticising my amazing artwork? :P
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You DREW that?
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the weird guy with the black hair and big eyes?
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:laugh: No, I was giving you a compliment.
Maybe she didn't draw it... Maybe it's a photograph of some 2 dimensional neurotic person somewhere
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the weird guy with the black hair and big eyes?
Yeah. I figured it was a cartoon character.
Pretty professional looking.
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yeah, i drew it. its one of the few things i drew that i actually like
he's a bit creepy looking though :laugh:
it doesnt look as professional close-up:
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7163/personxi0.png)
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Kinda bloom county style.
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i like it. but i like Soph more. :laugh:
you're a good drawer, Soph.
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(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2964/7728rc0.gif)
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ah! :laugh: do we have that? if not i will put it in.
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You're dancing and chocking
at the same time?
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who's dancing?
i found a load of german christmas ones the other day :P
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3410/7701pf6.gif) (http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1115/7713gl6.gif) (http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/336/7711nl5.gif)
not sure what the yellow one means though lol
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picking my ass and my nose are about as disgusting as I get
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who's dancing?
i found a load of german christmas ones the other day :P
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3410/7701pf6.gif) (http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1115/7713gl6.gif) (http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/336/7711nl5.gif)
not sure what the yellow one means though lol
cool! i will add those also.
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Aren't we building up a few too many? Maybe we should starting Nixoning some.
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You're dancing and chocking
at the same time?
I think it means thank you...Or something.
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Aren't we building up a few too many? Maybe we should starting Nixoning some.
Been thinking this for a while,
but there's no really easy way to
tell WHICH. Someone wanted
each one that went up.
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The ones that have a colored background, for starters.
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what's wrong with smilies? :(
here they are!
:dankesh: :intressant: :goldenhind: :ismile:
: dankesh : : intressant : :goldenhind : : ismile :
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and a :evilplus: for Soph for finding such cool smilies. :green:
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The green one looks like he's about to be conked on the head.
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lol. the sign is uneven, it might conk him.
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You're dancing and chocking
at the same time?
What's chocking?
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dankeschön. prolly got the choke from that. :laugh: and the fact that the elf is choking the pole. :dankesh: :LMAO:
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what's wrong with smilies? :(
Nothing, in principle.
Except that there are so many,
that I don't touch the "more"
section at all. It scares me.
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You're dancing and chocking
at the same time?
What's chocking?
Somewhere between throwing and gagging. :laugh:
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well that's why i put some of the signs on the postform so people can use them without having to chase lol.
if you have some favorite smilies look up the codes and just write them instead.
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I try. But often get the WRONG one. :wanker:
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poor baby. open the window bigger then it will be easier.
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i smell like cranberry shower gel
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that's disgusting.
:P
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Better than the smileys.
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i was kidding.
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hey it's nice :P it's pink lol
i still haven't got a shower today. still in bed.
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i like cranberries. :P i am still in bed. i wanted to take a shower ages ago. but i stayed in bed.
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i have had a shower now. having a bad ocd day. autism guy has just been. he have me a xmas card. i dont usually get any :( lol
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aw. :( i have had some OCD crap too. it's getting worse. that nightmare was awful.
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:hug:
i dont like nightmares, i had some after sophie died, but they were more just sad dreams than nightmares. about other people dying and stuff.
when do you move?
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thanks :hug:
we move by the end of december. we already have the place.
now i have the move and my tooth issue. wow if i not go crazy will be a miracle. :orly:
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i am going crazy as well, lets go crazy together :orly:
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ok. :orly: :orly: :orly:
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hey it's nice :P it's pink lol
i still haven't got a shower today. still in bed.
Need a tongue bath?