INTENSITY²
Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: MrsMark on July 05, 2007, 02:48:02 PM
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When I step back and weigh the short-term “fun†payoff of fuckin’ with you guys against the long-term damage to my psyche, I’m not sure that it’s worth it. Nevertheless, blowin’ off steam like that was great fun, at least for me. I’m sorry if you were not amused. It’s good to know that if I feel the need, I can come and splash around in the cesspool that is Ice-queered.
Dunc- Thanks for all your hard work.
McBaldrick/ McJagger – Once you figure that you can’t shock someone with sex, move on to something else, unless that’s all you got.
Lucifer, Wil- You guys are sweet, and only your friends call you Wil.
As for me I’m a dude and I’m straight and I have no homophobia whatsoever. That’s why I was so looking forward to picking on Dick, (richardbenson, for the slower among you.) His homophobia makes him such an easy target for a mischievous gender-bender like me. Does anybody know why it is that on network TV we can call it a Johnson but we can’t call it a Dick?
I have a certificate upgrading me from “Ass-hole†to “Complete Ass-hole†signed by a master, also a Complete Ass-hole himself. I really admired and respected that guy, even though he tormented me every day for 3 years. He’s dead now. Died in his sleep, just the way he wanted to. Oh, and it’s my birthday today. I’m… over 40. How much over 40? I’ll tell you on our second date.
Anyway, now that I’ve had my fun with you, I gotta tell you, this place doesn’t really live up to the hype. I didn’t see anybody get eaten alive. Maybe I’ll be back for Labor Day. That should give you plenty of time to polish up that witty repartee.
It’s been real, and it’s been fun, but it hasn’t been real fun. Actually, it hasn’t been real. It’s just a fuckin’ computer. But it has been fun. Sorry if it wasn’t good for you too.
My name is, (no, I’m not going to tell you, the proof is as obvious as the nose on your face, and apparently as easily overlooked) and I approved this message.
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You had fun? I'm glad that somebody did. You do know that you didn't actually manage to "fuck with" anyone, don't you? You'll have to be at least marginally interesting to be eaten alive around here.
See you on Labor Day, then.
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Well, happy birthday.
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the reason for sex: sex sells.
and we are all adults, so idon't see the problem.
i have spent a great deal of my adult life in the pursuit of hedonsistic pleasures....which includes sex, lots of it. and yet, i have still managed to land on my feet; i have a family, a successful career, i own a home, have a 401K, and i am genuinely content.
i do not take this as an insult:
McBaldrick/ McJagger – Once you figure that you can’t shock someone with sex, move on to something else, unless that’s all you got.
Intensity was something that i came up with, and other people have helped, big time, along the way. and intensity is slowly but surely becoming a success. we do not limit people. we do not keep them from being themselves (except for maybe you).
i have a role here, and that is of the sexed crazed maniac. i do it well. as i do so many things well in my life that i put my mind to. and, i will have you know that i can have a serious discussion with the best of them....if i am interested.
i don't know what you expected to find here, Mr.Mark, but i do know that what we expected from you fell well short of the mark (get it; Mark). i bet you were disappointed to find that censorship DOES NOT happen here. ah, well. get more active, and maybe you can become an influence, since we are a community run board. and you may push through several oppressive rules. would that be more to your liking?
anyways, now that you have over 100 posts, i am sure that you have accomplished your goal of being able to read ALMOST every single board here. even if we change the rules. so you may come and go and spy as you wish.
-robert
p.s. you may call me McJ. we are friends, aren't we?
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the reason for sex: sex sells.
and we are all adults, so idon't see the problem.
i have spent a great deal of my adult life in the pursuit of hedonsistic pleasures....which includes sex, lots of it. and yet, i have still managed to land on my feet; i have a family, a successful career, i own a home, have a 401K, and i am genuinely content.
i do not take this as an insult:
McBaldrick/ McJagger – Once you figure that you can’t shock someone with sex, move on to something else, unless that’s all you got.
Intensity was something that i came up with, and other people have helped, big time, along the way. and intensity is slowly but surely becoming a success. we do not limit people. we do not keep them from being themselves (except for maybe you).
i have a role here, and that is of the sexed crazed maniac. i do it well. as i do so many things well in my life that i put my mind to. and, i will have you know that i can have a serious discussion with the best of them....if i am interested.
i don't know what you expected to find here, Mr.Mark, but i do know that what we expected from you fell well short of the mark (get it; Mark). i bet you were disappointed to find that censorship DOES NOT happen here. ah, well. get more active, and maybe you can become an influence, since we are a community run board. and you may push through several oppressive rules. would that be more to your liking?
anyways, now that you have over 100 posts, i am sure that you have accomplished your goal of being able to read ALMOST every single board here. even if we change the rules. so you may come and go and spy as you wish.
-robert
p.s. you may call me McJ. we are friends, aren't we?
touche!! :agreed:
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You cool, just for showin'
Even if you too pussy to
stick it in long.
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sweet ?!! :yikes:
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God, this Parting Shots thread from Mrs Mark really put everyone in their place, didn't it? :wanker:
And then the funniest thing is, Mrs Mark was just logged on. He must have forgotten his handbag as he was walking out the door.
Bye snookums xx.
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You're leaving us? ???
Just when I was starting to get to know you? :(
...even, perhaps, care about you? :'(
I WILL NEVER OPEN MY HEART UP AGAIN!!!! :bigcry:
Oh, wait, I don't have a heart. Whew!
I'm disappointed that I've missed the opportunity to witness you troll to a greater extent, of course, but I wish you well in your endeavors in the future, and hope that flames and strife follow you wherever you go.
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yeah, but i got a mention. i'm sweet, so there!
:smarty:
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I'm sorry, but, who're we talking about?. I must have been dozing during the conversation! :yawn:
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yeah ha ha don't let the door hit you in the butt as you leave :P
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he can't leave. we are the crack of message boards.
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He's here snooping AGAIN!!
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What is all this shit about, and why am I bothering to read it? :-\
Ah, fuck it. Probably more "Oh, I owned I2, lol!" bollocks.
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What is all this shit, and why am I bothering to read it? :-\
it is called self pwnage.
read it. it's only a page.
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When I step back and weigh the short-term “fun†payoff of fuckin’ with you guys against the long-term damage to my psyche, I’m not sure that it’s worth it.
So get lost already.
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yay! mrs ace is practising being impolite! ;)
:clap:
:plus:
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i serve at the pleaseue of the owner of wrongplanet
wtf? is that a small country over there or what? dont only presidents say shit like that? haha
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i serve at the pleaseue of the owner of wrongplanet
wtf? is that a small country over there or what? dont only presidents say shit like that? haha
The standard decorum of British residents, you mean? Nah, we have our fair share of bumpkin city-dwellers.
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haha you said bumpkin city dwellers
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haha you said bumpkin city dwellers
Btw, Rich, I bought an Emperor album online. Can't wait.
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very cool! wich one? hopefully you got iin the nightside eqlipse, its like there best one but anthems to the weilkein at dusk is ok
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very cool! wich one? hopefully you got iin the nightside eqlipse, its like there best one but anthems to the weilkein at dusk is ok
Yeah, that one with the "I'm the black wizards" song.
I hope that it's good, like my Iron Maiden and Strapping Young Lad albums.
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i doubt you;ll be disapointed peaguy, its a very cool cd!
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i serve at the pleaseue of the owner of wrongplanet
wtf? is that a small country over there or what? dont only presidents say shit like that? haha
And those about to take a fall.
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it sounds like a phrase an asskisser would use all the time, so no suprises there
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the reason for sex: sex sells.
and we are all adults, so idon't see the problem.
i have spent a great deal of my adult life in the pursuit of hedonsistic pleasures....which includes sex, lots of it. and yet, i have still managed to land on my feet; i have a family, a successful career, i own a home, have a 401K, and i am genuinely content.
i do not take this as an insult:
McBaldrick/ McJagger – Once you figure that you can’t shock someone with sex, move on to something else, unless that’s all you got.
Intensity was something that i came up with, and other people have helped, big time, along the way. and intensity is slowly but surely becoming a success. we do not limit people. we do not keep them from being themselves (except for maybe you).
i have a role here, and that is of the sexed crazed maniac. i do it well. as i do so many things well in my life that i put my mind to. and, i will have you know that i can have a serious discussion with the best of them....if i am interested.
i don't know what you expected to find here, Mr.Mark, but i do know that what we expected from you fell well short of the mark (get it; Mark). i bet you were disappointed to find that censorship DOES NOT happen here. ah, well. get more active, and maybe you can become an influence, since we are a community run board. and you may push through several oppressive rules. would that be more to your liking?
anyways, now that you have over 100 posts, i am sure that you have accomplished your goal of being able to read ALMOST every single board here. even if we change the rules. so you may come and go and spy as you wish.
-robert
p.s. you may call me McJ. we are friends, aren't we?
touche!! :agreed:
"touche" is for when they score a point on you..........
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maybe he meant to call me a douche.
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maybe he meant to call me a douche.
i just dont think anyone does fencing anymore
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maybe he meant to call me a douche.
i just dont think anyone does fencing anymore
i do. i made my own come along.
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maybe he meant to call me a douche.
i just dont think anyone does fencing anymore
i do. i made my own come along.
nice i only build stuff outta legos........ meant sword fightin though
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maybe he meant to call me a douche.
i just dont think anyone does fencing anymore
i do. i made my own come along.
nice i only build stuff outta legos........ meant sword fightin though
Been years, but there's a couple of guys downtown who
are pretty good. I might get my ass kicked for old times
sake.
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maybe he meant to call me a douche.
i just dont think anyone does fencing anymore
i do. i made my own come along.
nice i only build stuff outta legos........ meant sword fightin though
Been years, but there's a couple of guys downtown who
are pretty good. I might get my ass kicked for old times
sake.
i suck... but im a lefty, so i have a slight techical advantage to help me out. has been many years lol
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You're a south paw too?? Will you marry me?? :P :laugh:
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You're a south paw too?? Will you marry me?? :P :laugh:
im married to my delusions :diddle:
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You're a south paw too?? Will you marry me?? :P :laugh:
im married to my delusions :diddle:
I'm married to my 1st cousin, but my uncle-dad will grant me a davorce. :eyebrows:
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"I am my own grandpa"
(a real song for those of you in the funky folky mindset) :evillaugh: