Are you known in the UK as PMT Cosmo?
What makes your cat a "fucking genius"?? :P
Do you have a landing strip, a jungle, or are you completely shaven?
Do you daydream?Yes, constantly.
If you woke up in bed naked, with a naked Nomaken beside you, what would your reaction be?
If you walked in on your bf while he was making out with a naked Nomaken, what would you do?
When did you get in touch with your "inner bitch"?
When did you get in touch with your "inner bitch"?
I don't have an inner bitch, I am a bitch with an inner human. Honestly, I think I started thinking of myself as a bitch about three years ago as a positive thing, before that it had negative connotations for me.
I am, as a woman, far for in touch with that bitchy side as certain key times of the month. (Guessing by my name, who'da thunk?)
Actually, I meant when did you get in touch with your confidence?
what is the most scandalous thing that you ever read in the WP Mods' forum?? :angel:
Lie to us!
Technically, we age every day so we are already growing older together. The quetsion is now how to operationally define old. A child may define 20 and 24 as old, so in from that perspective, we have and are.
Technically, we age every day so we are already growing older together. The quetsion is now how to operationally define old. A child may define 20 and 24 as old, so in from that perspective, we have and are.
Do you think he'll still want you when your minge stinks like a dead moggy?
What is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.
What's your favourite sexual position?1.? Plead the fifth.
What's the strangest object you've ever been penetrated by?
ok so we know its your cat and its name is Fucking Genius, but what the hell is it grabbing at?
so his name is prozac not fucking genius.
got it.
If you had to shag either florescent or Nomaken, which would you chose and why?
How many times have you bitch slapped Peter?
My body is not for sale. Pms elle, could you please not choose me?
So where did You get that signature at?
So this time, when you bitch slap me, should I spread my legs?? ?I am kidding k?? (I am also implieing there was a sexual time before that.)
Was that funny, on a kidding basis only?
i admit that i ripped this off of omega female, but felt it need to be asked to many.
if the entire membership of Intensity were ship-wrecked on an island without sufficient food supplies, which member would you nominate to be eaten first and why? also, please state second and third choices and reasons why?
and
isn't that an excellent question?
OK, enough bullshit I have two questions. Could we start from the begining, were you stop the shit?.?( I am more than willing to stop bsing with you) What is your favorite color?
What would you do for a klondike bar?
you'd probably be super duper bitchy, leaving us with no choice but to eat you, huh?
and the thagomizer would have to be second because he'd probably already be dead, since we'd have to do him in to get to you.
I'll just turn the desert island question round and say, if you were to go to one and could take one person and one item with you, who and what would you take
baby
Is there a movie that has ever made an impact on you?
What do you think came first the chicken or the egg?
What's the weirdest thing you've done as kid?
You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.? What do you say/do?
will you join hale bopps and jmans my space account?
if someone had a gun to your head and you were forced to pick one of those two myspace accounts to join would you:
choose jman
choose hale bopp
choose a bullet in the brains?
Have you ever had to lie to anyone? If yes, why?
now that sanity is overrated is a member, do you get confused between him and purposeful insanity?
Oh, I'm not dyslexic. And I can spell pretty decently. I think it's a fine motor issue. Unless I'm eating something, then it's because I'm typing with one hand. ((I eat almost all my meals at the computer. So shoot me. I don't have a table set up; just two tray tables. No room for anything else.))
where do yourself in 5 years?
have you ever bullied anyone?
you wrote this elsewhere.QuoteOh, I'm not dyslexic.? And I can spell pretty decently.? I think it's a fine motor issue.? Unless I'm eating something, then it's because I'm typing with one hand.? ((I eat almost all my meals at the computer.? So shoot me.? I don't have a table set up; just two tray tables.? No room for anything else.))
do you find yourself getting the keyboard all greasy?
food crumbs stuck between the buttons?
do you buy alot of that compressed air crap?
How would you like your funeral conducted?
I also do geniunely want my tombstone to read, "Dance on my grave and I'll grab your ankle."
I think one of the most important things that I want is to be remembered as someone who was generally a "decent person."? I.E. a helpful therapist, a good friend, possibly as a caring partner depending on what's going on in ym life when I die (other than its cessation).? Not as a great philanthropist or some awesome selfless saint, but I'd like to leave the world having done more good than harm.
What's the most times you've orgasmed in a day?
I'm not trying to "convince" anyone; if I was trying to impress you guys I'd say I wanted to line the church my service was held in with explosives and take all my loved ones with me, as you'd respect that.? What I said is actually the truth.You're not up for whale rape and moon sabotage then?? :'(
What's the most times you've orgasmed in a day?
Same number of times I've orgasmed in my life, I believe.
How does Thagomiser feel about that?
I'm not trying to "convince" anyone; if I was trying to impress you guys I'd say I wanted to line the church my service was held in with explosives and take all my loved ones with me, as you'd respect that. What I said is actually the truth.You're not up for whale rape and moon sabotage then? :'(
landingstrip, bald, or full blown bush?
Do you have a landing strip, a jungle, or are you completely shaven?
have you ever eaten buffalo wings at the keyboard?
Have you seen anyone who is a bigger bitch than you?
When have you felt the most vulnerable?
how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?
what do you think of miilipedes?
or that videogame centipede?
in what context did you have the opportunity to ask a police officer such a pertinent question?
i thought it would be more like:
officer, "do you know why i pulled you over?"
PMS Elle, "Let me ask you a question, instead."
being a WHITE female, the chance of you getting beaten by a cop is slim.
i am a WHITE male, and although there is more liklihood of me being beaten by a cop then you, it is still rare.
and yes police brutality is a problem>>>
your a Masshole, right?
have you read the article submitted by Bee Bee here:
http://www.thewronged.org/index.php
what are your thoughts?
I am not on, nor do I plan to be on, the wronged.
should i even ask?
would you like to debate it?
what is the happiest moment that you have had in your life thus far?
if you could have one wish become reality what would make you the happiest then?
please explain why?
Are you going to make more untrainable or have you totally lost interest in it?
I thought that I might add something noteworthy here- while I was typing that last sentence my empy glass moved maybe two inches toward me, on its own. There's not a breeze in here or anything. Just so you know. that happens ever so often. Either my house/surfaces in the house aren't level (more than one surface does this, there have been at least three, and at least two I am certain aren't level and a third I suspect is uneven as well) or I have a polterghiest, It's never attacked me or anyting though so if it's a ghost I'm not too worried.
I thought that I might add something noteworthy here- while I was typing that last sentence my empy glass moved maybe two inches toward me, on its own. There's not a breeze in here or anything. Just so you know. that happens ever so often. Either my house/surfaces in the house aren't level (more than one surface does this, there have been at least three, and at least two I am certain aren't level and a third I suspect is uneven as well) or I have a polterghiest, It's never attacked me or anyting though so if it's a ghost I'm not too worried.
I thought that I might add something noteworthy here- while I was typing that last sentence my empy glass moved maybe two inches toward me, on its own. There's not a breeze in here or anything. Just so you know. that happens ever so often. Either my house/surfaces in the house aren't level (more than one surface does this, there have been at least three, and at least two I am certain aren't level and a third I suspect is uneven as well) or I have a polterghiest, It's never attacked me or anyting though so if it's a ghost I'm not too worried.
Did the glass have condensed water on it?
I can answer that - because its a 'web bug' - it reports back to danasoft. by analysing the data they get from the millions of web bugs implanted in the clever little signs on forums all over the net, they can make inferences about surfing habits, etc. Which they can then sell on to marketers etc, obviously... bastards
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Danasoft.com doesn't log the IP addresses of people that view our signature graphics - we simply host the custom signatures. When a request comes in to display a signature, our software creates the sign "on-the-fly", and displays the viewer's IP and other computer info on the sign. Our software draws a new sign for every single person that views it.
The Danasoft.com signature graphic is not a website statistics tool. It cannot be used to tell you who is visiting your website because we do not provide that service, and as mentioned above, we don't even know who is viewing the signs since we don't log that information.
I can answer that - because its a 'web bug' - it reports back to danasoft. by analysing the data they get from the millions of web bugs implanted in the clever little signs on forums all over the net, they can make inferences about surfing habits, etc. Which they can then sell on to marketers etc, obviously... bastards
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Are you sure?Quote from: DanasoftDanasoft.com doesn't log the IP addresses of people that view our signature graphics - we simply host the custom signatures. When a request comes in to display a signature, our software creates the sign "on-the-fly", and displays the viewer's IP and other computer info on the sign. Our software draws a new sign for every single person that views it.
The Danasoft.com signature graphic is not a website statistics tool. It cannot be used to tell you who is visiting your website because we do not provide that service, and as mentioned above, we don't even know who is viewing the signs since we don't log that information.
Is the Danasoft signature a hacking tool, or can it be used to violate anyone's privacy?
Absolutely not! The Danasoft signature can never be used maliciously. Users come to Danasoft.com and create custom signs, with text that they choose, and they then display their custom signs in forums or on websites using a simple image link. We don't monitor or censor the text that users choose to display on their signs. Regardless of what prankster text might appear on a user's custom sign, the sign is totally harmless.
When you view the sign, you will see your IP address and computer info. When others view the sign, they will see THEIR information. Try it, ask a friend to visit danasoft.com. They won't see your IP, they will see their IP. Your information is never shown to others. This is always true, no matter where the Danasoft sign appears (within web pages, emails, etc).
Whenever you visit a website, your IP address is automatically broadcast to that site, and it's even broadcast to those sites that you don't visit when you load a website that contains images that are hosted by a third party, such as advertisements. When you load the Danasoft signature from a webpage, your IP address is automatically broadcast to us, just like any other site. Danasoft.com does not "hack" your computer to obtain your IP address. One of the purposes of the sign, besides for fun and amusement, is to spread awareness that your IP and other computer information is known to every website that you visit. If that concerns you, there are software programs available to mask your IP and other information when you surf the web, search Google for those.
Danasoft.com doesn't log the IP addresses of people that view our signature graphics - we simply host the custom signatures. When a request comes in to display a signature, our software creates the sign "on-the-fly", and displays the viewer's IP and other computer info on the sign. Our software draws a new sign for every single person that views it.
The Danasoft.com signature graphic is not a website statistics tool. It cannot be used to tell you who is visiting your website because we do not provide that service, and as mentioned above, we don't even know who is viewing the signs since we don't log that information.
For more info, read the privacy policy.
Go ahead, create your own sign to use in forums, on MySpace, on your website, anywhere!
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yeh, it doesn't log your IP address, otherwise I'd have said summat about about it - some forums won't allow them at all. I'm pretty sure the fucking things log 'clicks' though, linked to the url it was viewed from - giving them aggregate marketing information, even though it doesn't give any of this to site owners or the user of the signature.
the referring location (e.g., the Site or page that offered a link to a DanaSoft.com pageyep, thats the fucker. I thought they used to actually be clickable to take you to danasoft; whether this particular script logs the address of the page it is serving the image to is something they know and I don't (but can guess - they aren't doing this out of the goodness of their hearts)
Please do not use DanaSoft, and other company, web bug signatures on the ....... forums.
Such sigs serve as web bugs providing companies, such as blockedwebbug, information about our readers that I feel violate their privacy.
These web bug signatures provide those companies the IP address, OS type and version, browser info, as well as the URL of the page being viewed when the sig is stumbled upon. This information can be used to create targeted advertising as well as browsing histories of our readership, which is unacceptable from a privacy stand point.
I will remove any such signatures from users profiles as I find them. Thank you for respecting our readers and posters privacy in this matter.
When I went to danasolf.com, it was showing just My IP Address in there sign no other IP Address in the sign was being used.
Then the question is then when PMS Elle was veiwing it how come it did not use her IP Address when making the sign then?When I went to danasolf.com, it was showing just My IP Address in there sign no other IP Address in the sign was being used.
It shows the IP address of who ever is viewing it
Then the question is then when PMS Elle was veiwing it how come it did not use her IP Address when making the sign then?When I went to danasolf.com, it was showing just My IP Address in there sign no other IP Address in the sign was being used.
It shows the IP address of who ever is viewing it
I see.Then the question is then when PMS Elle was veiwing it how come it did not use her IP Address when making the sign then?When I went to danasolf.com, it was showing just My IP Address in there sign no other IP Address in the sign was being used.
It shows the IP address of who ever is viewing it
It probably did- it isnt a static image- it changes depending on who is viewing it. So when you view it it shows your IP address and when I view it it shows mine.
we just recieved the funding to produce the first annual I? Calender, and you have been selected to model for and represent one month.
Which month would you choose, and why?
and would you pose scantily clad, or bare chested?
when you close your eyes and try to visualize colors, wht is the first color to appear in your mind?
and why do you think it was that color first?
Fill in the blank:
PMS Elle:? Let's have sex.
Man:? No.
PMS Elle: ...
What depth is your vagina?
What depth is your vagina?
That might be a saner question than you think as I have MRKH and people with this condition may not have very deep vaginas, or even have vaginas at all.
Have you used a pressure dilator?Not sure what the dilator type was called but that sounds right; just a matter of holding it in there and pushing a little for about 20 minutes a day. I've upgraded to a dildo at this point (funny thing is: my dad bought me a dildo for christmas) but it serves the same purpose; I think for it to be masturbation, technically, I have to get something more out of it than stretching.
What is your relationship with your cat? (nothing sexual here) Meaning is he your baby, your friend, your abnoxious room mate, or what?
Why haven't you asked me the "Morality" question you asked the others?
Did
you
miss
me?
Are you going to have Prozac run against Genki for president?
I am just trying to be a pric.? What is the meaning of life, all knowing PMS Elle?
Are you glad that your bf has a small cock?
Are you glad that your bf has a small cock?
What information are you basing the assumption behind this question on?
Are you glad that your bf has a small cock?
What information are you basing the assumption behind this question on?
It's based on an earlier post that you modified, in which you stated that your vagina is still fairly small, but that your bf fits ok.? You also talked about giant porn cocks splitting you in two.
By small I mean that it bottoms out instead of leading to a cervix (or are most vaginas just barely large enough to accomadate what goes into them? I do admit I've not compared or measured. Maybe you mean the fact that it USED to be tiny?) and by giant porn cocks splitting me in two I'm talking about guys who pump their dicks to be cartoonishly gigantic, which would be painful for "regular" women but probably would actually injure me.
By small I mean that it bottoms out instead of leading to a cervix (or are most vaginas just barely large enough to accomadate what goes into them? I do admit I've not compared or measured. Maybe you mean the fact that it USED to be tiny?) and by giant porn cocks splitting me in two I'm talking about guys who pump their dicks to be cartoonishly gigantic, which would be painful for "regular" women but probably would actually injure me.
Yeah, I know the giant porn cocks you meant; the ones that you could beat a small child to death with. I was just making conversation really; I knew you'd expanded stuff and that your bf wasn't going to be that small, but it did seem likely that he'd be a bit on the small side still.
Do you have an upper reproductive tract at all? Is there a cervix burried somewhere that's just not connected up to the vagina?.
Oh all knowing PMS Elle, what should go on a pizza?
Was there a time when you were not a bitch?
Free shot, do you want to bitch slap me?
What's the weirdest inanimate object that you've spoken to?
Oooh you are smart. God damn Bitch!!!!!!
What does unplugging my keyboard have to do with you know what? Its a metaphore isn't it?
Do you wish the guys here would post more semi-n00dz?
What do you consider your strong and weak points about your character and skills?
1. what do you mostly have in common with most aspers?
2. what do you least have in common with most aspers?
i noticed that you answered consistency and routine is what you prefer.
has the recent dramas here, on I?, left you feeling betrayed?
Do you have fallopian tubes, do you release eggs, and if you do release eggs where in the hell do they go?? Do they just get destroyed and absorbed?
I would imagine you like being called bitch, so do you?
Do you like south park?
Do you like to be beaten?
i am sorry, for your benefit. would you have any suggestions that might help improve this situation for you?i noticed that you answered consistency and routine is what you prefer.
has the recent dramas here, on I?, left you feeling betrayed?
No, but I have considered leaving.? I'm waiting to see if things improve.? I don't feel betrayed, but I'm frustrated and pissed that the boards I like keep imploding.
i am sorry, for your benefit.? would you have any suggestions that might help improve this situation for you?
Have you ever made a special meal for a special someone? If so describe the meal and the person.
Where pleased or offended by your anagram?
On the other hand, were you pleasingly offended?
Alternatively, is it none of my damn business whatsoever?
That's confusin'.
Have you ever been refered to as impeccably impeccable?
what flavor would your philsophosicle be?
no warmth, no mystery flavors?
PMS Elle, i luv you.
Serrissa, did you know that i arse you?
Have you ever wished you could have taken another path in life? And if so what would that path be?
How did you first find out about AS?
How old were you at the time?
Religion: apathetic, agnostic, atheist, believer?
Do you believe in a higher power?
If so what made you believe in it, what form do you think it takes, what makes you believe it takes that particular form?
If not, how do you feel about the people who do believe, whats your general attitude towards them?
PMS Elle, do you have an eating disorder, and would you talk about it?
What's a WW point in terms of Kcaliories or Kjoules?
PMS Elle, do you have an eating disorder, and would you talk about it?
I don't think I have an eating disorder that would be classified as such in the DSM. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder and one of those obsessions is food, and Weight Watcher points, as they relate to weight. However, rather than makign me sick, it keeps me healthy, albiet stressed and healthy. I exercise every morning; this is also an OCD thing but a helpful thing, and I'm defintiely not starving myself (about 20 WW points a day). I'd like to lose ten more pounds or so, but don't really "need" to; it would just be nice because I was a fat teenager and even as a kid I always thought I should be thinner; it would be nice to have a point in my life where I was really, really thin (10 pounds would, by the way, not make me underweight; it would be my lowest healthy weight). Dunno if this answers your question or not.
PMS Elle, do you have an eating disorder, and would you talk about it?
I don't think I have an eating disorder that would be classified as such in the DSM. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder and one of those obsessions is food, and Weight Watcher points, as they relate to weight. However, rather than makign me sick, it keeps me healthy, albiet stressed and healthy. I exercise every morning; this is also an OCD thing but a helpful thing, and I'm defintiely not starving myself (about 20 WW points a day). I'd like to lose ten more pounds or so, but don't really "need" to; it would just be nice because I was a fat teenager and even as a kid I always thought I should be thinner; it would be nice to have a point in my life where I was really, really thin (10 pounds would, by the way, not make me underweight; it would be my lowest healthy weight). Dunno if this answers your question or not.
how tall are you, how much do you weigh?
PMS Elle, i like your bewbs, they look just fine. and you are skinny.
although a little rigid, and um, your clothes don't match.
what would it take to get you to wear some matching clothes ans snap a picture?
What would your weight naturally be if you didn't try to control it?
How many guys does your boy typically have to smack around when y'all go out?
and how's your life, your summer going?
oh i get it.
the reason why you look so rigid is because you are makeing a lower case L.
None. And my summer is going stressful and I can't wait till the bulk of it is over.yes but when the schoolyear starts aren't you just going to wish for the schoolyear to be over? :P
yes but when the schoolyear starts aren't you just going to wish for the schoolyear to be over? :P
do you drink? if so what is your favorite drink?
baby
do you smoke weed, or would you prefer to plead the fifth?
What do you do when you need to stimulate your creativity?
Are you getting good results for your research project?
Who is that in your current avatar?
have you ever enjoyed the song detatchable penis?
How has PMS Elle doing lately?
Do you ever get deja vu? :laugh:
:laugh: ;D ;)How has PMS Elle doing lately?
Frazzled, exhausted, panicky, and bitchy.  :laugh: <-- me laughing hysterically, as has happened much of late
:laugh: ;D ;)How has PMS Elle doing lately?
Frazzled, exhausted, panicky, and bitchy.  :laugh: <-- me laughing hysterically, as has happened much of late
Where do You think Intensity2 will be in the next 6 monts?
:laugh: ;D ;)How has PMS Elle doing lately?
Frazzled, exhausted, panicky, and bitchy.  :laugh: <-- me laughing hysterically, as has happened much of late
Where do You think Intensity2 will be in the next 6 monts?
Same URL, probably about 50-75% the same people, the rest new. I think we'll probably have had a scandal or two by then as well and some people who are now very well liked will have gone through periods where they were hated. The usual.
You miss it?
Couple of embarassing questions: Okay, I know you haven't orgasmed yet(or perhaps can ever), but have you or do you masturbate? And do you semi-regularly watch porn, or no? I am asking this mainly because I can't believe, after reading through your ask me anything that nobody pursued this line of questioning.
Do you have any genuine emotional ties with any of the members here?
Do you have any genuine emotional ties with any of the members here?
Yeah; my boyfriend's on here. Beyond that there are people I like as far as I know them but I don't know if internet "friends" technically count.
I was going to say leave that bitch alone or you will get a knuckle sandwich from a warrior, me.
You are asking for ir now?
I was going to say leave that bitch alone or you will get a knuckle sandwich from a warrior, me.
You are asking for ir now?
Flo, please. Lay off the drugs mate before you make more of an ass of yourself.
Why do I attract all the spastic morons with mental issues online? ::)
Shameless, you are really pissing me off. I am just warining you. I don't want to pull out the nasty comments, but I will if you provoke me.
Because it's so long to play, I've only ever played as Tieris (sp?). I considered going through all of the scenarios but it seems like too much effort; I'm currently procrastinating my way through Torment (as in, I SHOULD be playing it but can't make myself) and loaned Dragon Force indefinitely to my boyfriend. I really like Junon as well. I might just be being a typical girl though.
Because it's so long to play, I've only ever played as Tieris (sp?). I considered going through all of the scenarios but it seems like too much effort; I'm currently procrastinating my way through Torment (as in, I SHOULD be playing it but can't make myself) and loaned Dragon Force indefinitely to my boyfriend. I really like Junon as well. I might just be being a typical girl though.
I played -- and beaten -- all of them. My favourites have to be Goldark, the bachelor emperor of the Fandarian empire, who wields those two huge, fuck-off swords; Gongos, King of Bozack, for comedic value; and Mikal, Izumo's Lord, for his kick-ass special moves.
Because it's so long to play, I've only ever played as Tieris (sp?). I considered going through all of the scenarios but it seems like too much effort; I'm currently procrastinating my way through Torment (as in, I SHOULD be playing it but can't make myself) and loaned Dragon Force indefinitely to my boyfriend. I really like Junon as well. I might just be being a typical girl though.
I played -- and beaten -- all of them. My favourites have to be Goldark, the bachelor emperor of the Fandarian empire, who wields those two huge, fuck-off swords; Gongos, King of Bozack, for comedic value; and Mikal, Izumo's Lord, for his kick-ass special moves.
Gongos would blend right in in the WP romance forums, I think. "Me like Tieris. Why Tieris no like me? Me good man, make good home. Strong warrior! Yet, she no like..."
Did you know that you can pass through the Teiris campaign with flying colours by constantly searching at Crystal Castle for those priceless Dragon Crests?
Well, now you do. Manoa + Dragons = Impending doom to your enemies.
why do you and your boyfriend have sex if christians? I thought all christians were forbbiden sex before marriage no matter what denomination or level of liberal-ness , am I wrong to think this? If so why have so many Christians told me this?
Did you know that you can pass through the Teiris campaign with flying colours by constantly searching at Crystal Castle for those priceless Dragon Crests?
Well, now you do. Manoa + Dragons = Impending doom to your enemies.
No; I didn't know that. I usually pick the troops that trump the troops of the opposition, and if they're archers/mages, have them stay in one position; if they're non-projectile users, I have them walks a little less than halfway, then stand there and slaughter.
pregudized! which i am t0t4lly not! 0bviously! l0lzorz!"
Did you know that you can pass through the Teiris campaign with flying colours by constantly searching at Crystal Castle for those priceless Dragon Crests?
Well, now you do. Manoa + Dragons = Impending doom to your enemies.
No; I didn't know that. I usually pick the troops that trump the troops of the opposition, and if they're archers/mages, have them stay in one position; if they're non-projectile users, I have them walks a little less than halfway, then stand there and slaughter.
pregudized! which i am t0t4lly not! 0bviously! l0lzorz!"
I'm not a big fan of archers. They only redeeming quality they seem to have are against the Tristan generals who use the Harpies by default. Mages, coupled with a good command rating (preferably over 90), are the superior shooters, in my book.
Btw, I currently own Dragon Force II. Any questions you would like to ask me about the game? :)
Did you know that you can pass through the Teiris campaign with flying colours by constantly searching at Crystal Castle for those priceless Dragon Crests?
Well, now you do. Manoa + Dragons = Impending doom to your enemies.
No; I didn't know that. I usually pick the troops that trump the troops of the opposition, and if they're archers/mages, have them stay in one position; if they're non-projectile users, I have them walks a little less than halfway, then stand there and slaughter.
pregudized! which i am t0t4lly not! 0bviously! l0lzorz!"
I'm not a big fan of archers. They only redeeming quality they seem to have are against the Tristan generals who use the Harpies by default. Mages, coupled with a good command rating (preferably over 90), are the superior shooters, in my book.
Btw, I currently own Dragon Force II. Any questions you would like to ask me about the game? :)
The first thing that comes to mind is what platforms it's available in.
How can I make a girl happy and satisfied?
How can I make a girl happy and satisfied?
Keep her in constant supply of chocolate, diamonds, and herion. One of those three HAS to work.
How can I make a girl happy and satisfied?
Keep her in constant supply of chocolate, diamonds, and herion. One of those three HAS to work.
How does a constant supply of diamonds work? They're not exactly a consumable item.
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Even I know that!
PMS Elle it is.... unless I'm annoyed then you'll get Crazy Bitched...
Main Entry: 1cra·zy bitch
Pronunciation: 'krA-zE 'bich
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): Crazy bitch'ed, 'er, 'iest, ' slap
Etymology: Buckcherry Crazy Bitch from RL female crazy bitch
1: To be called a crazy bitch
2: a. To be acted upon by a crazy bitch b. to be victimized by a crazy bitch c. to be pwnd by a crazy bitch
:police:
Ok, now, I've narrowed my focused intellect in on the ~fair and fluffy "black and white cat"? How can I bring the full weight of destruction to bear against such an innocent looking target? You will always be a crazy bitch in my book. Although I do have a very entertaining black and white cat story if you'd ever care to hear it.
You're a real man. 8)i believe that i am more instinctual (primal) than your common man.
Let's hear the scrappy story now!
I'll accept the nomination this time around. I spend craploads of time on here anyway, why not?
Will you make more untrainable?
GalileoAce and I enjoy your comics.
I don't have a question. :-[
If you never had sex again, would you miss it?
Sorry if you have answered this question before, but who is Samsara and Moksha?
I've only ever played that one game. I don't own a recent gaming system, and don't really want to (too big a time-waster for too much money).
I don't know, but Prozac's apparently even more pathtic than I thought he was because he got eaten by a kitten less than half his size.
I don't know, but Prozac's apparently even more pathtic than I thought he was because he got eaten by a kitten less than half his size.
He got into a fight and lost?
I don't know, but Prozac's apparently even more pathtic than I thought he was because he got eaten by a kitten less than half his size.
He got into a fight and lost?
If one of those kitten ate him, then yes.
And was the cat dream a little more fun than the Nomaken sex dream?
What do you like about Alanis Morisette?
Have you ever seen her Live?
(I like a few of her songs.)
Did Alex ever give you the Temple Grandin book you won from WP?
how did you win the book?
It was autographed, wasn't it? I think you should keep it for yourself. I went to see Temple Grandin and got her to autograph a copy of her Thinking in Pictures book for my daughter's special education teacher and one for my daughter.
What made you decide to study psycology ?? ?? ??
What made you decide to study psycology ?? ?? ??
To bring a sense of coherence to my life. It's easier for me to deal with having lived a relatively traumatic childhood if I can hope to in turn use that experience and drive to help people in the future. It turned out to be a pretty good move thus far; I absorb psych facts like sponge. I'm not nearly as attentive/able to learn in any other subject. It's my niche.
We have a similarity in that respect then. My upbringing was full of emotional blackmail and indoctrination. Moving out of the house was such a huge burden off my chest that I did'nt know what to do with myself. I intantly threw my parents dogma in the ash-heap of history where it belonged. I picked up on Evolutionary Psycology when I first encountered it, because it made so much more sense than the bible.
I dealt with my trauma by burying myself in a pile of Legos for hours on end. So I grew up and....... I plag with bigger Legos now. ;)
Now have near perfect attendence in college.
Quote from: PMS ElleNow have near perfect attendence in college.
You are a proven survivor. It's amazing that you are not hidden from view, kept locked up, strapped to a gurney, near comatose, sucking on a med drip, somewhere, foul-smelling, after such a patchy childhood. I think the world is a better place with you conscious, mobile, and seeking humor. I can really admire your courage! ... and I think the last laugh will be yours.
:hug:
Quote from: PMS ElleNow have near perfect attendence in college.
You are a proven survivor. It's amazing that you are not hidden from view, kept locked up, strapped to a gurney, near comatose, sucking on a med drip, somewhere, foul-smelling, after such a patchy childhood. I think the world is a better place with you conscious, mobile, and seeking humor. I can really admire your courage! ... and I think the last laugh will be yours.
:hug:
No, the honour will be mine once I finally press that button. Mwahahaha...
Meh.
Quote from: PMS ElleNow have near perfect attendence in college.
You are a proven survivor. It's amazing that you are not hidden from view, kept locked up, strapped to a gurney, near comatose, sucking on a med drip, somewhere, foul-smelling, after such a patchy childhood. I think the world is a better place with you conscious, mobile, and seeking humor. I can really admire your courage! ... and I think the last laugh will be yours.
:hug:
No, the honour will be mine once I finally press that button. Mwahahaha...
Meh.
+ to both of you for different reasons. It's not as bad as it may sound, but those were just the basics/unusual things. I wasn't utterly unloved growing up, I didn't get sexually abused (a miracly for how long I was in the syste) etc. So, relatively lucky, and my folks are wicked supportive now.
Adoptive father married my mom, alcoholic, abusive (verbal, physical), asshole, and same 1st name as my bf so I never call ym bf by his first name.
QuoteAdoptive father married my mom, alcoholic, abusive (verbal, physical), asshole, and same 1st name as my bf so I never call ym bf by his first name.
i find it interesting that your step-father's name is also thagomizer.
QuoteAdoptive father married my mom, alcoholic, abusive (verbal, physical), asshole, and same 1st name as my bf so I never call ym bf by his first name.
i find it interesting that your step-father's name is also thagomizer.
Because I've retired from being a baaastard?
QuoteAdoptive father married my mom, alcoholic, abusive (verbal, physical), asshole, and same 1st name as my bf so I never call ym bf by his first name.
i find it interesting that your step-father's name is also thagomizer.
That might explain why he's such a dinosaur.
It was towards your weak tosser of a surrogate father. I thought you might appreciate the pun.
It was towards your weak tosser of a surrogate father. I thought you might appreciate the pun.
That's about what I guessed. I was havign a Theory of Mind thingie going on because he's actually not that old (he's got to be under fifty now, and I'm 21.)
anybody over 40 is old.It was towards your weak tosser of a surrogate father. I thought you might appreciate the pun.
That's about what I guessed. I was havign a Theory of Mind thingie going on because he's actually not that old (he's got to be under fifty now, and I'm 21.)
I hate people like that, just so you know. I have that gallant hero vibe in real-life.
anybody over 40 is old.It was towards your weak tosser of a surrogate father. I thought you might appreciate the pun.
That's about what I guessed. I was havign a Theory of Mind thingie going on because he's actually not that old (he's got to be under fifty now, and I'm 21.)
I hate people like that, just so you know. I have that gallant hero vibe in real-life.
Thats how I manage to convince myself most of the time that I'm barely out of my teens - my parents are 49 and 50, so I can't possibly be 31... :eyebrows:
Lol, don't take it that way... you're just high mileage. You're still cool. 8)
My parents were slightly accidental *cough* (my sister was planned though) - my mum was less than thrilled at becoming a nana at the advanced age of 39. :evillaugh:
But despite her hysterical threats at the time we announced our first pregnancy, ('you'll have another one and another one, and I'll just die') and despite the fact we had two more kids she still didn't keep her end of the bargain and drop dead. >:DMaybe you are crowding her. Give her some space, like a trip to Sirius, by boat.
But despite her hysterical threats at the time we announced our first pregnancy, ('you'll have another one and another one, and I'll just die') and despite the fact we had two more kids she still didn't keep her end of the bargain and drop dead. >:D
SHE"S NOT A CHICK! SHE"S MY MOM! FUCK, the fuck, OFF!"
you know that if carla has a cat with her in australia then it is seeing the water swirl the opposite direction.
you know that if carla has a cat with her in australia then it is seeing the water swirl the opposite direction.
:cat:
you know that if carla has a cat with her in australia then it is seeing the water swirl the opposite direction.
:cat:
but is that true?
or are they still seeing the clockwise flow, but since they are upside down it is still backwards?
i will just ask carla to go flush her toilet and look, in her ask away thread.you know that if carla has a cat with her in australia then it is seeing the water swirl the opposite direction.
:cat:
but is that true?
or are they still seeing the clockwise flow, but since they are upside down it is still backwards?
I've no idea. Too lazy to wiki it.
But despite her hysterical threats at the time we announced our first pregnancy, ('you'll have another one and another one, and I'll just die') and despite the fact we had two more kids she still didn't keep her end of the bargain and drop dead. >:D
You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. :(
You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. :(
Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already. Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. :D
You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. :(
Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already. Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. :D
I understand. Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.
You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. :(
Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already. Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. :D
I understand. Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.
Yes, my darling, our love is forbidden... the greatest torture of all, you see. Even worse than disallowing your fascination with a tampon string.
You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. :(
Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already. Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. :D
I understand. Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.
Yes, my darling, our love is forbidden... the greatest torture of all, you see. Even worse than disallowing your fascination with a tampon string.
I once lost my tampon string and cried for days. :(
You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. :(
Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already. Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. :D
I understand. Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.
Yes, my darling, our love is forbidden... the greatest torture of all, you see. Even worse than disallowing your fascination with a tampon string.
I once lost my tampon string and cried for days. :(
I feel sad for people like you who have to worry about toxic shock syndrome. ;)
You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. :(
Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already. Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. :D
I understand. Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.
Yes, my darling, our love is forbidden... the greatest torture of all, you see. Even worse than disallowing your fascination with a tampon string.
I once lost my tampon string and cried for days. :(
I feel sad for people like you who have to worry about toxic shock syndrome. ;)
Toxic shock syndrome is worth risking for the pleasure of having a tampon string dangling between my legs.
You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. :(
Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already. Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. :D
I understand. Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.
Yes, my darling, our love is forbidden... the greatest torture of all, you see. Even worse than disallowing your fascination with a tampon string.
I once lost my tampon string and cried for days. :(
I feel sad for people like you who have to worry about toxic shock syndrome. ;)
Toxic shock syndrome is worth risking for the pleasure of having a tampon string dangling between my legs.
Don't you think you're being a little bit harsh in criticizing your penis?
the tampon stringed sized thingie hanging between your legs. :laugh:
:clap:
edit: worth editing.
OK, sugar, I'll ask the question after all:
How much of a jerk am I, on a scale of 1-10?
:evillaugh:
What is the obvious question?
which is?
i rarely follow links, because they are usually long articles that i don't have the patience for.which is?
"Why are you too damn lazy to follow the link?" :P
That HAS to be an april fool's question. If not, what version? The name has nothing to do with gaming in any way.
i rarely follow links, because they are usually long articles that i don't have the patience for.which is?
"Why are you too damn lazy to follow the link?" :P
in short, yes i am too damn lazy to follow the link.
are you saying that you won't do the work for me?i rarely follow links, because they are usually long articles that i don't have the patience for.which is?
"Why are you too damn lazy to follow the link?" :P
in short, yes i am too damn lazy to follow the link.
Then you will never have your curiosity sated.
are you saying that you won't do the work for me?i rarely follow links, because they are usually long articles that i don't have the patience for.which is?
"Why are you too damn lazy to follow the link?" :P
in short, yes i am too damn lazy to follow the link.
Then you will never have your curiosity sated.
Why do you change nickname over and over again, crazy bitch? 8)
am i ghey?
Do you ever plan on adopting children?
Wait.... Could they harvest an egg from you?
Well there is a decent chance the kid will inherit the fathers happy genes. ;D
is that you in your new avatar...the girl with the phallic symbol held to her head?
i don't think you are fat at all, you look thin.
so you do have an eating disorder, or some psychological problem with your perception of yourself and your appearance.
because, you are not fat.
give us a picture of you with your arms outstretched from your side. making the shape of the letter T.
you can tell by looking at the arms...well, the underside of the arms at any rate.
but your face definately isn't round. i see the bones from your cheeks.
i can see the muscle definition in that picture.
that's why i got curious about your arms. you look like you'd kick my arse at arm wrestling.
i can see the muscle definition in that picture.
are you calling me a mac truck?i can see the muscle definition in that picture.
that's why i got curious about your arms. you look like you'd kick my arse at arm wrestling.
Naaah. You gotta remember I'm like 5'2". My arms just look big in comparison to my general size. Even when I was huge I coudln't say "I'm big-boned" because I'm built like the human version of a VW bug. I don't care how well-designed that car is, if it gets into an argument with a mac truck, the bug loses.
I can look obese in the right (wrong) pants.
are you calling me a mac truck?i can see the muscle definition in that picture.
that's why i got curious about your arms. you look like you'd kick my arse at arm wrestling.
Naaah. You gotta remember I'm like 5'2". My arms just look big in comparison to my general size. Even when I was huge I coudln't say "I'm big-boned" because I'm built like the human version of a VW bug. I don't care how well-designed that car is, if it gets into an argument with a mac truck, the bug loses.
is it because i am blue collar? :laugh:
I can look obese in the right (wrong) pants.
So, don't wear pants.
Why do most of my suggestions to women involve them removing clothing?
I look better IN pants.
(And no, I won't let you give me a second opinion)
Is it your gun or did you borrow it from a friend? I thought you were against them. ;)
Are you for or against being for or against things?
Do it!!!
?
I suspect he was refering to something else....
More or less as I figured. So, why do you wear skirts, if you look better in pants?
What do you plan to do now you've finished your undergrad courses?
what courses did you take last semester, and what grades did you get in each course?
i always took you for an exceptionally gifted student.
i hope you get straight A's.
What do you plan to do now you've finished your undergrad courses?
I'll post more about that when I have more details about what I actually know I can do; right now I don't want to talk (or think) about that because it's extremely worrying. I have indeed been proactive about that, though.
So, you're learning to be a psychopath?
I didn't know they taught that in school.
PMS Elle...
I was just reading one of your threads in the Advocacy forum to see how you were going with an issue. I just realised a couple of my posts there appear really insensitive.
Just want to apologise, they read like I was pissed off with you for blowing my question off in your thread.
I'm not really such a tosser that I would be an asshole in the advocacy area, so please accept my apology and thanks for being so gracious and not telling me to fuck off altogether.
Yeah - obviously I have probs getting my sensitive comments across too! Gotta love a funky brain :-\PMS Elle...
I was just reading one of your threads in the Advocacy forum to see how you were going with an issue. I just realised a couple of my posts there appear really insensitive.
Just want to apologise, they read like I was pissed off with you for blowing my question off in your thread.
I'm not really such a tosser that I would be an asshole in the advocacy area, so please accept my apology and thanks for being so gracious and not telling me to fuck off altogether.
Don't worry about it; I wasn't offended but just worried that I'd come off wrong. I tend to lose a few (dozen) points of verbal intelligence when upset, so I can wind up being too blunt when I'm in a funk. :)
How often do you and the Thagomizer "celebrate life"?
How often do you and the Thagomizer "celebrate life"?
I'm not sure, but I think we celebrate life almost every time we have sex.
How often do you and the Thagomizer "celebrate life"?
I'm not sure, but I think we celebrate life almost every time we have sex.
So, you don't know how often you have sex with thag?
How often do you and the Thagomizer "celebrate life"?
I'm not sure, but I think we celebrate life almost every time we have sex.
So, you don't know how often you have sex with thag?
I'm not sure how often it would be classified as a celebration of life. It sure as hell can't start one. :P
ANYTHING? So it could sprout me a new full-grown personal dessert cook?
Hmm.... there IS an upside to insanity in the culinary department. If I could simple hallucinate jars of frosting and eat them, I wouldn't gain weight.
/me thinks very hard about winning the lottery.Hmm.... there IS an upside to insanity in the culinary department. If I could simple hallucinate jars of frosting and eat them, I wouldn't gain weight.
Depends on your level of belief.
One of the indicators that what
I think is correct is that thinking
about exercise is effective.
/me thinks very hard about winning the lottery.Hmm.... there IS an upside to insanity in the culinary department. If I could simple hallucinate jars of frosting and eat them, I wouldn't gain weight.
Depends on your level of belief.
One of the indicators that what
I think is correct is that thinking
about exercise is effective.
So have you looked at your career options yet?? What kind of work are you qualified to do??
I have a friend who's a Psyc Professor at UCLA, but I doubt you want to re-locate to the west coast. :-\
So have you looked at your career options yet?? What kind of work are you qualified to do??
I have a friend who's a Psyc Professor at UCLA, but I doubt you want to re-locate to the west coast. :-\
PMS Elle, I'm not angry at you or anything, but I just wanted to check that that post you did in my ask away thread about you having erotic dreams about me - I'm assuming it was an April fool's joke, but just wanted to make sure.
all at the same time?Well, maybe it would be difficult for most women, but I'm special.
a tall order, isn't it?
a genuine multitasker!all at the same time?Well, maybe it would be difficult for most women, but I'm special.
a tall order, isn't it?
PMS Elle, I'm not angry at you or anything, but I just wanted to check that that post you did in my ask away thread about you having erotic dreams about me - I'm assuming it was an April fool's joke, but just wanted to make sure.
:p Yes, it was a joke- I posted the same exact thing in at least a page's worth of people's Ask Away threads, all at the same time.
a genuine multitasker!all at the same time?Well, maybe it would be difficult for most women, but I'm special.
a tall order, isn't it?
Excellent at multitasking
References: So many members of intensitysquared, it's a little embarassing.
PMS Elle, I'm not angry at you or anything, but I just wanted to check that that post you did in my ask away thread about you having erotic dreams about me - I'm assuming it was an April fool's joke, but just wanted to make sure.
PMS Elle, I'm not angry at you or anything, but I just wanted to check that that post you did in my ask away thread about you having erotic dreams about me - I'm assuming it was an April fool's joke, but just wanted to make sure.
:p Yes, it was a joke- I posted the same exact thing in at least a page's worth of people's Ask Away threads, all at the same time.
How come I've never gotten one?
I feel left out. :'(
How come I've never gotten one?
I feel left out. :'(
You weren't here yet.
Oh yeah, baby. I totally want to pluck the bird. It would be really tweet.How come I've never gotten one?
I feel left out. :'(
You weren't here yet.
I think that it's actually because you really
DO have fantasies about me. :laugh:
I KNEW IT!Yes, I'm absolutely head over heels, but I think that you and Lucifer are a better macth, and so I will do the noble thing and let you two be happy together.
She's even saying we should be in bed together.
I KNEW IT!Yes, I'm absolutely head over heels, but I think that you and Lucifer are a better macth, and so I will do the noble thing and let you two be happy together.
She's even saying we should be in bed together.
No, no. There's plenty of me to share. It's
not like I'd put any effort in anyhow. The only
problem is that she'd insist on putting my eyes
out with a needle, but that seems like a minor
hitch.
But imagine the possiblities,
Lucifer, the Antichrist, and the
wyrm. All we'd need is Satan.
But imagine the possiblities,
Lucifer, the Antichrist, and the
wyrm. All we'd need is Satan.
I think we should recruit Calandale, actually. A non-fallen angel, just for balance.
*callaway, not calandale. I hatedyslexicfreudian moments. Similar prefix, identical meter.
*callaway, not calandale. I hatedyslexicfreudian moments. Similar prefix, identical meter.
fixed.
*callaway, not calandale. I hatedyslexicfreudian moments. Similar prefix, identical meter.
fixed.
I thought you weren't religious. You believe in psychoanalysis?
*callaway, not calandale. I hatedyslexicfreudian moments. Similar prefix, identical meter.
fixed.
I thought you weren't religious. You believe in psychoanalysis?
No, just spammy jokes.
*callaway, not calandale. I hatedyslexicfreudian moments. Similar prefix, identical meter.
fixed.
I thought you weren't religious. You believe in psychoanalysis?
No, just spammy jokes.
What is your earliest memory of spammy jokes?
That's so sad! You were deprived as a child.
Is it ok if I call you Serissa? Otherwise I get confused with all the names and besides, Serissa is a good name.
Are you alright coming off the Zyprexa? Withrawal effects can be nasty although sometimes they do not even happen.
Serissa, whilst studying psychology, did you observe that a vast majority of people who get into psychology are actually psycho themselves?
I ask this question seriously. There is a chick at work who has majored in psychology and she is a major drama queen. I would have thought that she could have used her expertise to cope with pressure, but no, she is a whining cow.
Serissa, whilst studying psychology, did you observe that a vast majority of people who get into psychology are actually psycho themselves?
I ask this question seriously. There is a chick at work who has majored in psychology and she is a major drama queen. I would have thought that she could have used her expertise to cope with pressure, but no, she is a whining cow.
I see I'm not the only person who's noticed this. :laugh: One of my good High School budies that I used to drop Acid and smoke WAY TOO MUCH pot with, is now a UCLA Psych professor.
Almost all that I've encountered have
really serious issues. Makes sense, as
why would you be so interested, IF
your own equipment functioned well?
Serissa, whilst studying psychology, did you observe that a vast majority of people who get into psychology are actually psycho themselves?
I ask this question seriously. There is a chick at work who has majored in psychology and she is a major drama queen. I would have thought that she could have used her expertise to cope with pressure, but no, she is a whining cow.
I asked this woman what Myers Briggs personality type she is and she says "oh, I forget". Like fuck you would forget if you were into psychology. She is obviously either lying about completing the degree....or, she really has no self esteem to not give a fuck what people think of her.
People 'assume' that people who study psychology are level headed, I've found that to not be the case at all.
At my school, psychology was either the #1 or #2 major at my graduation. It seems to have become a step up from 'undeclared' for a lot of people. I don't hesitate to give a percent there; I just hate to think about it because it's depressing.
Serissa, whilst studying psychology, did you observe that a vast majority of people who get into psychology are actually psycho themselves?
I ask this question seriously. There is a chick at work who has majored in psychology and she is a major drama queen. I would have thought that she could have used her expertise to cope with pressure, but no, she is a whining cow.
I hesitate to make a statement on actual percentages, but I do believe that a fair amount of people in the field of psychology have some mental health issues. HOWEVER, to my understanding, a TECHNICAL (greater than 50%) majority of the NORMAL population (everyone) meets the criteria forat least one DSM-IV diagnosis. Further, as a psychology student, you become more aware of your own problems and might self-diagnose and think you're more messed up than you are.
I've also noticed that an unnerving amount of psychology majors don't know why they're majoring in psychology except that it's 'interesting.' At my school, psychology was either the #1 or #2 major at my graduation. It seems to have become a step up from 'undeclared' for a lot of people. I don't hesitate to give a percent there; I just hate to think about it because it's depressing.I asked this woman what Myers Briggs personality type she is and she says "oh, I forget". Like fuck you would forget if you were into psychology. She is obviously either lying about completing the degree....or, she really has no self esteem to not give a fuck what people think of her.
People 'assume' that people who study psychology are level headed, I've found that to not be the case at all.
OR, she doesn't put this knowledge into high priority. We've only touched on MBTI types in a couple of my classes; there are a crapload of other personality tests out there. MBTI types are easy to understand, easy to find a self-test for, well-known, and people tend to think that they're more important than they are- they border on pop psychology at this point. Personally, I hate it when people think that their MBTI type explains them perfectly- especially since your type can change with time.
Speaking of pop psychology, you seem to harbor a lot of anger toward this woman. You say she isn't level-headed without presenting evidence to support it, and say she has low self-esteem (although you seem to be operationally defining having high self-esteem as putting a higher value on others' opinions than if you had low self-esteem, which is inaccurate). Is it possible you're projecting? :P
At my school, psychology was either the #1 or #2 major at my graduation. It seems to have become a step up from 'undeclared' for a lot of people. I don't hesitate to give a percent there; I just hate to think about it because it's depressing.
Those are the ones who DON'T go on to grad school.
And, it's a great thing for a department, to pull a lot
of majors in. Here, the psych dept. throws the best
events on campus, because they have so much money.
Thanks for your response. My MBTI reference was just an example of how she avoids any discussion on it, she didn't even offer a discussion on the subject as you have, or on personality types at all.
My reference to low self esteem was based on the fact that I continually have to curb her constant discussions about men...one is stalking her apparently, then another one she stood up and laughed about it and said "oh, I'm such a bitch sometimes". I just don't have much respect for women who continually talk about men, not to mention laughing about standing one up. I've only known her 3 weeks and I am managing her. There has also been an issue with inappropriate emails to a man. I guess generally, my observation has been that she is unprofessional, cannot cope with pressure, would rather take a personal call for half an hour than meet a deadline...to name a few examples.
Weird that you're talking about this, because I just transferred into Psych at CU and will start in the fall. I had declared a major before), but at this point, especially after learning about AS (which was the catalyst, ultimately), I know that it's where I need to be. Does this mean that when I start I'll be in class with the people who have no idea what they're in college for and are just "shopping around?" I'm scared now. I do know that it's the #1 major at this school, also.A lot of majors are like that, not just psych. On the plus side, at my school, the vast majority of psych majors were female, which (if you're hetero, single, and looking) might make up for the fact that you're surrounded by people who aren't as driven as you are. :laugh:
Weird that you're talking about this, because I just transferred into Psych at CU and will start in the fall. I had declared a major before), but at this point, especially after learning about AS (which was the catalyst, ultimately), I know that it's where I need to be. Does this mean that when I start I'll be in class with the people who have no idea what they're in college for and are just "shopping around?" I'm scared now. I do know that it's the #1 major at this school, also.A lot of majors are like that, not just psych. On the plus side, at my school, the vast majority of psych majors were female, which (if you're hetero, single, and looking) might make up for the fact that you're surrounded by people who aren't as driven as you are. :laugh:
What's the cat doing now?
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
The proverbial shit is going to hit the fan on Monday though, so it will get interesting.
The proverbial shit is going to hit the fan on Monday though, so it will get interesting.
Update Elle...she resigned.
What's the cat doing now?
MY cat is sitting in an arbitrary spot in the middle fo the floor. However, there's another cat you should be aware of:
(http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/ceiling.jpg)
Ever had a cat lick your genitals?Hell no. Zac's licked me on the lips (as in, the facial feature) a few times and I think he actually managed to slip me tongue a couple times, though. :D (The latter is possible if I'm petting him and talking at the same time and he's feeling sneaky.) And no, it was never intentional; he licks his own ass and his breath smells like rotting meat.
Intentional or not?
Ever had a cat lick your genitals?Hell no. Zac's licked me on the lips (as in, the facial feature) a few times and I think he actually managed to slip me tongue a couple times, though. :D (The latter is possible if I'm petting him and talking at the same time and he's feeling sneaky.) And no, it was never intentional; he licks his own ass and his breath smells like rotting meat.
Intentional or not?
Ever have one draw blood, with it's tongue?
1. No.Ever had a cat lick your genitals?Hell no. Zac's licked me on the lips (as in, the facial feature) a few times and I think he actually managed to slip me tongue a couple times, though. :D (The latter is possible if I'm petting him and talking at the same time and he's feeling sneaky.) And no, it was never intentional; he licks his own ass and his breath smells like rotting meat.
Intentional or not?
Do you think you might be getting sexually aroused by the tonguing this alpha cat gave you and if so why? Was it due to a lack of interest (as in human) elsewhere? Do you realise that you spend an exessive time talking about your furry friend? Only when your not talking about yourself of course.
Ever have one draw blood, with it's tongue?
No. I can't imagine that ever happening unless Prozac was starved and I was tied down and coated in fish oil. :laugh:
We had one which did that. Just would keep licking
and licking. Once the blood came, much more so.
Do you have Premestreal syndrome?
Is Elle your real name?
Should I invest in the purchase of the Hellsing anime series? If so, give some some good reasons as to why I should.
Do you like a man with two brains,
even if he won't admit it?
Do you like a man with two brains,
even if he won't admit it?
ALL men have two brains.
Judging by your recent hostile spammage, it's probably not a good idea to argue with you.Do you like a man with two brains,
even if he won't admit it?
ALL men have two brains.
I must not be one then.
I have none.
Judging by your recent hostile spammage, it's probably not a good idea to argue with you.
Luckily, your statement seems correct anyway.
Judging by your recent hostile spammage, it's probably not a good idea to argue with you.
Luckily, your statement seems correct anyway.
And your brilliance is once again revealed.
Judging by your recent hostile spammage, it's probably not a good idea to argue with you.
Luckily, your statement seems correct anyway.
And your brilliance is once again revealed.
And so is your lack of braincells. A truthful statement from you at last. (the first one)
No, I had not. It's a beautiful story about someone who isn't even aware he "shouldn't" be able to do what he does. A triumph. It brings tears to my eyes.
What about this one?
[snip]
No, I had not. It's a beautiful story about someone who isn't even aware he "shouldn't" be able to do what he does. A triumph. It brings tears to my eyes.
Gee, and I thought it was a joke :plus:(to both of you)
No, I had not. It's a beautiful story about someone who isn't even aware he "shouldn't" be able to do what he does. A triumph. It brings tears to my eyes.
Great. Thag and my first simulplus, and my role was the straight man.
Great. Thag and my first simulplus, and my role was the straight man.
Which of straight and man makes you unhappy?
why have you been poorly? you're not allowed, so get better now. cos i said so.
(why do people say "get better soon"? doesn't that mean they want you to be ill for a bit longer? nasty, if you ask me).
:-*
Yes, I hope you feel better soon. I mean now. Best to "cover all bases" as they say.
Asthma in the summer is horrible. Do you take a preventer for it?
What diagnoses do you have?
Is the OVA series of Hellsing better than the tv version?
Alex Anderson, the crazy Catholic, for the win.
What the fuck is it with those Hellsing "previews"? :-\
What the fuck is it with those Hellsing "previews"? :-\
The chibi squigglevision stuff?
Do you like fluorescent lights?
I don't know what they call it. It's weird crap for previews. You get this weird middle-aged guy floating around making sexual innuendos towards one of the female protagonists of the series, Seres Victoria.
What gets me about that show is that on Episode 2, where it's situated in Birmingham, UK, the Brummie vampires spoke in a London accent. We don't all speak like Vivi.
How often do you see them flicker or see the gas running through them?
How often do you hear them buzzing or humming?
Are you a balanced person?Balanced in what way? (It's a rather vague question and I'd like to know what exactly you mean by it.)
Have you done anything special/fun on your holidays?
You are on holiday?
Are you a balanced person?Balanced in what way? (It's a rather vague question and I'd like to know what exactly you mean by it.)
If you had to pick an animal to represent yourself, which one would you choose and why?
Are you a balanced person?Balanced in what way? (It's a rather vague question and I'd like to know what exactly you mean by it.)
How you interpret the question is part of the answer. What springs to mind?
Have you done anything special/fun on your holidays?
Some mildly fun things. Went to a fair, went to a wedding, read HP7. I'm moving in August, though! (To a much better place, too. More details when it happens ir draws closer, but I do indeed have a place lined up. :))
If you had to pick an animal to represent yourself, which one would you choose and why?
I don't feel especially connected to any animal as an extension of myself, actually. I've been told I was like a cat, but that was some time ago, and I'm not sure it still applies. I really can't think of one. I don't know much about animals.Are you a balanced person?Balanced in what way? (It's a rather vague question and I'd like to know what exactly you mean by it.)
How you interpret the question is part of the answer. What springs to mind?
You could be interpreting "balanced" in a behavioral/emotional way, as in, do I "act" balanced. Howver, you could also be wondering if my personality/interests are "balanced." If you could tell me which of these you mean, it would be easier to answer, although still vague as my own interpretation of "balanced" in either of these senses would of course be subjective.
Have you done anything special/fun on your holidays?
Some mildly fun things. Went to a fair, went to a wedding, read HP7. I'm moving in August, though! (To a much better place, too. More details when it happens ir draws closer, but I do indeed have a place lined up. :))
Does it have a washing machine and dryer?
Have you done anything special/fun on your holidays?
Some mildly fun things. Went to a fair, went to a wedding, read HP7. I'm moving in August, though! (To a much better place, too. More details when it happens ir draws closer, but I do indeed have a place lined up. :))
Does it have a washing machine and dryer?
:LMAO:
callaway, you're obsessed!
/cracks up laughing.
Have you done anything special/fun on your holidays?
Some mildly fun things. Went to a fair, went to a wedding, read HP7. I'm moving in August, though! (To a much better place, too. More details when it happens ir draws closer, but I do indeed have a place lined up. :))
Does it have a washing machine and dryer?
then you're as bad as each other, and i'm still cracking up!
Laundry - The New Sex.
:rofl:
Of course I'm overanalyzing the question, I'm madly in love with psychology, and I know enough about discourse to know that something like "balanced" probably has a different definition for everyone. I, personally, have trouble applying it to a person as a whole, but rather woudl apply it to very specific parts of their lives, probably even more specific than the subcategories I listed above. I don't like to generalize. (This is calling to mind a time a friend surveyed me for a research methods class she was taking, and she wound up saying "You're one of the difficult people they told us about.")Are you a balanced person?Balanced in what way? (It's a rather vague question and I'd like to know what exactly you mean by it.)
How you interpret the question is part of the answer. What springs to mind?
You could be interpreting "balanced" in a behavioral/emotional way, as in, do I "act" balanced. Howver, you could also be wondering if my personality/interests are "balanced." If you could tell me which of these you mean, it would be easier to answer, although still vague as my own interpretation of "balanced" in either of these senses would of course be subjective.
You're overanalyzing the question. The best way to answer would be to decide what you think makes a person balanced and evaluate your own balanced-ness based on that criteria, or you could just not answer the question. I will say that I really don't believe that people who "act" balanced are generally very balanced.
What does Serissa mean?
Is that your name? (I know you said you don't give out your real name?
Do you enjoy being interrogated, or do you find it a bit of a drag?
Do you have any techniques that you particuarly enjoy?Do you enjoy being interrogated, or do you find it a bit of a drag?
Depends on the mood, but mostly I enjoy it.
Do you have any techniques that you particuarly enjoy?Do you enjoy being interrogated, or do you find it a bit of a drag?
Depends on the mood, but mostly I enjoy it.
Thats an intresting technique. Could you explain how to perfect it?Do you have any techniques that you particuarly enjoy?Do you enjoy being interrogated, or do you find it a bit of a drag?
Depends on the mood, but mostly I enjoy it.
::) Nice decontextualization.
Thats an intresting technique. Could you explain how to perfect it?
How is that my technique? I normally go for a different style really...Thats an intresting technique. Could you explain how to perfect it?
It's your technique, and it's less than ideal. However, you've got a hot picture of house in your avatar so I'll forgive you.
Do you enjoy being interrogated, or do you find it a bit of a drag?
Do you enjoy being interrogated, or do you find it a bit of a drag?
And to continue from the last word,
have you ever cross-dressed convincingly?
What do you think of cross dressers and transvestites?Do you enjoy being interrogated, or do you find it a bit of a drag?
And to continue from the last word,
have you ever cross-dressed convincingly?
Nope. I have never cross-dressed at all.
What do you think of cross dressers and transvestites?
They tend to sink my boat down to the depths. I am just funny like that.What do you think of cross dressers and transvestites?
Whatever floats your boat. Often, it looks really terrible, though.
And then there's these guys... (http://www.missinternationalqueen.com/home.htm).
Whatever floats your boat. Often, it looks really terrible, though.
I'm too lazy to search for it, but did you posta picture of yourself with a moustache at one point? If yes, do you shave it when you cross-dress?
Whatever floats your boat. Often, it looks really terrible, though.
I've seen some guys pull it off well. I think that I made a decent
looking woman, but never tried all out. I prefer women dressing
as males though. Or as females.
Hell, I just don't like guys.
What do you know of the mystical properties of urine?
Own feelings only, not canned stuff I can pull off wiki.
What do you know of the mystical properties of urine?
Own feelings only, not canned stuff I can pull off wiki.
Are you trying to take the piss out of me?
What do you know of the mystical properties of urine?
Own feelings only, not canned stuff I can pull off wiki.
What do you know of the mystical properties of urine?
Own feelings only, not canned stuff I can pull off wiki.
Are you trying to take the piss out of me?
No. :laugh:
I wasn't going to ask, but
a suggestion sent me looking
up your skirt for answers.
e]
Link to suggestion plzkthx? (Or was it a non-intensity suggestion?)
e]
Link to suggestion plzkthx? (Or was it a non-intensity suggestion?)
Fine -
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=1994.165
Discussion between DD and myself.
Have you moved to your new place?
today i went with the wife and kids to Knott's Berry Farm. while there we went on the merry go round. it was neat, it had all sorts of animals....horses, lions, goats, pigs, rabbits, etc.
i chose to sit on the rabbit, and i swear if i didn't have a wild hare up my ass. :eyelash:
Who's Molly Connelly?
Have you ever been to Wyoming.
Did the carpet on top of the air conditioning unit work or did you have to sleep on the living room floor again?
Did the carpet on top of the air conditioning unit work or did you have to sleep on the living room floor again?
It worked OK and I slept (yay!) but I think I should move the a/c into the living room anyway if I can.
Have you ever been to Wyoming.
No. What's there that I should see?
how long have you been single?
you and your ex, ever break up before, only to get back together again?
Did the carpet on top of the air conditioning unit work or did you have to sleep on the living room floor again?
It worked OK and I slept (yay!) but I think I should move the a/c into the living room anyway if I can.
That's great news- although I suppose its still a pain having to move it.
How are you settling in to your new place?
Have you ever been asked a totally random question?
4?42?
Have you ever been to Wyoming.
No. What's there that I should see?
I asked because I though I might know you. There's yellowstone, rock-climbing, animals, camping, and stuff and junk.
how long have you been single?
you and your ex, ever break up before, only to get back together again?
To the second: No, and it's not going to happen now.
To the first: About 18 days, 18 hours and 21 minutes.
how long have you been single?
you and your ex, ever break up before, only to get back together again?
To the second: No, and it's not going to happen now.
To the first: About 19 days, 18 hours and 21 minutes.
Do you mind being asked questions about it?
Have you ever been asked a totally random question?No. No I have not. :P
Was it a gradual drifting apart, or was it sudden and unexpected?
Have you ever been asked a totally random question?No. No I have not. :P
Would you like to? heh
What's it like being you?
sorry if this sounds spanish inquisitional, but, how long did the two of you date for?
People say that you can judge a person's personality by what books they have collected over the years. So, what kind of music do you listen to?
That's rather exact. Did you keep a running tally?
are you afraid that you will never find anybody else?
That's rather exact. Did you keep a running tally?Lol, no. I came up with that number by calculating days from the first date to the breakup; I was going for some black humor there but it was probably too subtle to be detected over the 'net.
2. It's cold and dark and I don't know where I am.
2. It's cold and dark and I don't know where I am.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!2. It's cold and dark and I don't know where I am.You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!2. It's cold and dark and I don't know where I am.You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Ever played DnD? Or any Nerdish game (ie: WarHammer, MAGIC: The Gathering etc)?
I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!2. It's cold and dark and I don't know where I am.You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Ever played DnD? Or any Nerdish game (ie: WarHammer, MAGIC: The Gathering etc)?
I used to collect and paint Warhammer 40K models, but I was too much of a loner to ever go out and play games with people.Ever played DnD? Or any Nerdish game (ie: WarHammer, MAGIC: The Gathering etc)?I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!2. It's cold and dark and I don't know where I am.You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
No, but I know a bit about it/have played a couple RPG computer/video games. I was more referring to a flash cartoon that takes the piss out of D&D which was for a time oft-quoted amoung a couple of my friends, though.Ever played DnD? Or any Nerdish game (ie: WarHammer, MAGIC: The Gathering etc)?I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!2. It's cold and dark and I don't know where I am.You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
No one expects the Spanish inquisition.
are you afraid that you will never find anybody else?that you are compatible with?
No one expects the Spanish inquisition.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/88881/Monty_Python_Spanish_Inquisition.html
I hope that if it was a gradual thing, then it is what both of you want.
:-*
are you afraid that you will never find anybody else?that you are compatible with?
Relationships don't exist in a vaccuum, though, nor do the people in them.
If you're wondering if I think I'll ever find that perfect special someone to spend the rest of my life with, refer back to my comment that I'm only 21. If it happens, it happens, but I'll be a bit surprised if it happens any time soon.
Relationships don't exist in a vaccuum, though, nor do the people in them.
One would hope not, otherwise they'd suffocate!
And in case that was too subtle, I'll say outright: Of course not! I'm only 21 years old!!! Unless I get hit by a truck or something, the odds against my never being in a relationship again are kind of astronomical.
2. It's cold and dark and I don't know where I am.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.
yes, thank you.
i wasn't digging to satisfy my curiosity, though. it was for you.
i am satisfied.
And in case that was too subtle, I'll say outright: Of course not! I'm only 21 years old!!! Unless I get hit by a truck or something, the odds against my never being in a relationship again are kind of astronomical.
would you LIKE to be hit by a truck?
I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.
You are no true necrophile then.
I pleasure the dead.
I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.
You are no true necrophile then.
I pleasure the dead.
How? By waiting till it's done to ressurect them? :P
I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.
You are no true necrophile then.
I pleasure the dead.
Are you in contact with poltergheist voyers?I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.
You are no true necrophile then.
I pleasure the dead.
How? By waiting till it's done to ressurect them? :P
No. I play with myself.
Are you in contact with poltergheist voyers?I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.
You are no true necrophile then.
I pleasure the dead.
How? By waiting till it's done to ressurect them? :P
No. I play with myself.
my daughters saw your current avatar and then i caught them trying to do that with their fingers at the kitchen table. :lol:
my daughters saw your current avatar and then i caught them trying to do that with their fingers at the kitchen table. :lol:
But of course, everyone wants to emulate PMS Elle
my daughters saw your current avatar and then i caught them trying to do that with their fingers at the kitchen table. :lol:
But of course, everyone wants to emulate PMS Elle
I woudln't reccommend trying to make an avatar like mine, though. I think it took a couple hours at least to get it anywhere near right (it was three or more years ago and I didn't have a tripod, so the first version of this rolled like a ship at sea; it would have driven a lot of people here absolutely batshit).
No, but I figured it was an interesting avatar to animate.and you are correct, sir.
"sir"?yes ma'am.
I concur as far as the video goes; as to the actual songs it's 50/50 for me because the song is a classic and I like/grew up with Genesis.
-should put a question here-
Have you ever listened to/liked anything by genesis?
I concur as far as the video goes; as to the actual songs it's 50/50 for me because the song is a classic and I like/grew up with Genesis.
-should put a question here-
Have you ever listened to/liked anything by genesis?
Bringing up Genesis, what do you like best of
theirs?
Do you have any nervous twitches like the avatar? By that I mean stimming, restless leg, or anything of that nature.
I happen to bounce my leg up and down restlessly all the damn time. It annoys people sometimes as it can shake a seat that we are both sitting on (bench style seating). Usually it is in time with the music in my head or what is playing at the time. I do tend to tap my hands on things too, but that is a concious thing that I actually think while doing.
The main album I grew up with was Invisible Touch, so I think that's probably my favorite by them.
I think the most prevalent stim is picking at my cuticles; I can't seem to get myself to stop in general, it it gets far worse if I'm stressed out. It's annoying because I do sometimes wind up drawing blood, which is inconvenient and embarassing if anyone sees it.I do this too. I have always said to my mum that it is a nervous habit because she tells me I should grow my nails, all my sisters do. But I am unable to. Recently I pulled half a nail off my finger before I could stop myself. It bled a lot. But it didn't hurt until the next day. Sorry, probably TMI.
The main album I grew up with was Invisible Touch, so I think that's probably my favorite by them.
You've lost all my respect. :laugh:
I think the most prevalent stim is picking at my cuticles; I can't seem to get myself to stop in general, it it gets far worse if I'm stressed out. It's annoying because I do sometimes wind up drawing blood, which is inconvenient and embarassing if anyone sees it.I do this too. I have always said to my mum that it is a nervous habit because she tells me I should grow my nails, all my sisters do. But I am unable to. Recently I pulled half a nail off my finger before I could stop myself. It bled a lot. But it didn't hurt until the next day. Sorry, probably TMI.
Have you ever grown your nails long?
Now that you're single, will you do a Spokane on us by showing us your tight little vag?
Didn't Spokane do that after she started dating her current boyfriend?Now that you're single, will you do a Spokane on us by showing us your tight little vag?
That of course would be much appreciated haha.
I don't want to see such things....And I'm a guy. So your assertion is false.
Does it matter?? Guys never don't want to look at Pink Taco. ;) :eyebrows: :laugh:
EDIT I'm attaching one of the slides from my avatar in a larger size to illunstrate nail length (it's probably impossible to tell in the avatar but you kind of can in the pic, I think.)I am envious. You have nice hands and fingernails.
EDIT I'm attaching one of the slides from my avatar in a larger size to illunstrate nail length (it's probably impossible to tell in the avatar but you kind of can in the pic, I think.)I am envious. You have nice hands and fingernails.
What is your favourite thing about your new place?
how many times in the last seven days have you masturbated?
consistent.how many times in the last seven days have you masturbated?
You're adorable, you know that? Adorable.
"Consistent?"consistent.how many times in the last seven days have you masturbated?
You're adorable, you know that? Adorable.
did you ever think of me?
EDIT I'm attaching one of the slides from my avatar in a larger size to illunstrate nail length (it's probably impossible to tell in the avatar but you kind of can in the pic, I think.)I am envious. You have nice hands and fingernails.
What is your favourite thing about your new place?
Probably the laundry facilities right nearby, though the awesome fridge and luxuious, mattress-like carpet are a close second! :lol:
one trick pony?"Consistent?"consistent.how many times in the last seven days have you masturbated?
You're adorable, you know that? Adorable.
did you ever think of me?
One hit wonder?i have never hit a woman.
EDIT I'm attaching one of the slides from my avatar in a larger size to illunstrate nail length (it's probably impossible to tell in the avatar but you kind of can in the pic, I think.)I am envious. You have nice hands and fingernails.
What is your favourite thing about your new place?
Probably the laundry facilities right nearby, though the awesome fridge and luxuious, mattress-like carpet are a close second! :lol:
Have you slept on it yet?
Has PMS Elle ever hit a woman?Prolly, when I was a kid.
one trick pony?"Consistent?"consistent.how many times in the last seven days have you masturbated?
You're adorable, you know that? Adorable.
did you ever think of me?
no i have depth. i just don't show it til it is needed.
avoidance?no i have depth. i just don't show it til it is needed.
True that. OK, fine, I have one trick to respond to your persona's typical favorite type of trick.
avoidance?no i have depth. i just don't show it til it is needed.
True that. OK, fine, I have one trick to respond to your persona's typical favorite type of trick.
ok, i will not ask again, until i forget that i won't ask again. ok?
Keeeeevvvvv..... have you been drinking?Just cold coffee.
then why the nazi?I just found picture when I Googled it and saw it was Karl Rove. Even was My avatar for awhile too.
What were you googling?Googling about World War II.
Seeee?okkaaaaayyyyy
I was actually sort of trying to see if I could make my ask away thread live again, honestly.
okkaaaaayyyyy
.............
sooooooo
whats goin' on in your life atm?
who've you been givin colds to? hehehehhe :eyebrows:
ah, so who were you AFRAID you'd given a cold to? :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:Heh. Well, not to compare, but to establish who it's NOT, it's someone a mite taller than Thagomizer. Though that ain't saying much. I'll also say I'm DAMN glad I got over the touchaphobia thing, even if it does mean I might be more likely to catch and spread colds.
What would be a simply slendific fantabulous question to ask you?
Which country do you reside it? Murrica?
who's thagomizer?
yes, exactly.
My ex. He had an account here awhile back, but decided to leave the message board about a month after the breakup. Here's his leaving thread, if you're curious. (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5567.0) I felt the need to clarify that it wasn't him because there was at least one member of I2 (McJ) who thought I'd get back with thagomizer.
QuoteMy ex. He had an account here awhile back, but decided to leave the message board about a month after the breakup. Here's his leaving thread, if you're curious. (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5567.0) I felt the need to clarify that it wasn't him because there was at least one member of I2 (McJ) who thought I'd get back with thagomizer.
Ah. kthanx. did he burn you? :-\ I read his thread but didn't understand most of what he was saying. I wonder what happened that staying around wasn't "practical" for him?? ???
okay, thanks. I was just curious.1. Naaah. I just want him to leave me alone, which he's been doing, so yay.
heh-heh. you hate him/resent him?
so, uhhhh....
okay, back to the new guy you DIDN"T give a cold to.
What's he like and how's he compare/measure up? :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:
Are you going to dish when it gets REALLY good with him?
It's nice that you've moved into a more comfortable relationship, Serissa.
Hope Thag gets lucky too.
Well, if you're in his will already... lessin this is one of dem family things.Haha.
2. He's fun. :)what's fun mean to you and how's he fun?
And I really kinda did want to revive my ask away thread too. :DAny more questions you want asked?
2. He's fun. :)what's fun mean to you and how's he fun?
for different people, "fun" might be:
playing with a wet sock, torturing small animals, catching a Pirates game, playing FFXI (it rocks, btw), or having hot, steamy, kinky sex!
how'd you two meet? :eyebrows: ;)
Any more questions you want asked?
playing FFXI (it rocks, btw)I played it for almost 4 years, die. I have wondered if anyone else on thsi forums plays or have played that game.
What would be the most horrific, inappropriate, terrible, awful question to ask you?
PMS Elle: Which small animal is your favorite to torture? You should post the pic of you crying in eyeliner, would probably be good for a laugh. Good to hear you met up with a person you can have fun with irl. Make sure he makes a living will where you are in it as the sole benefactor and things should be gravy from there.
But I didn't know it was, at the time of writing. If I did ask you that question knowing it was the most horrific, inappropriate, terrible and awful question I could ask you, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?What would be the most horrific, inappropriate, terrible, awful question to ask you?
You just asked it. *gasp*
We've been torturing small animals. And we met at a small-animals-torturers convertion.
But I didn't know it was, at the time of writing. If I did ask you that question knowing it was the most horrific, inappropriate, terrible and awful question I could ask you, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?What would be the most horrific, inappropriate, terrible, awful question to ask you?
You just asked it. *gasp*
We've been torturing small animals. And we met at a small-animals-torturers convertion.
Damned shrinks.
whats your mbti type?I haven't checked in forever, but it might be like INFJ if I remember right. Sometimes it comes out extroverted, though, and I think sometimes it comes out S instead of N.
so....
how long have you know/dated this new guy? :)
sorry, can't think of anything else.
ever had flounder?
ever played FFXI?
1. Why should I answer that when it;s followed by an obvious lie? :Pwhich is the lie, and will you answer the one that's not? :yawn:
2. Yes, I think so- isn't that often the fish in fish and chips? If so I had it every so often when I still ate meat.was it good?
1. Why should I answer that when it;s followed by an obvious lie? :Pwhich is the lie, and will you answer the one that's not? :yawn:Quote2. Yes, I think so- isn't that often the fish in fish and chips? If so I had it every so often when I still ate meat.was it good?
Elle, whats your favourite word?
WAREZ MAH ??
I believe he wants a cracked mother.
WAREZ MAH π?
I believe he wants a cracked mother.
WAREZ MAH π?
WAREZ MAH π?
Is that Pi?
Elle, whats the life of meaning?
Hey, wow. Maybe positive affect is irresistable to women.
...well, something about me sure seemed to appeal to that girl.
I want to hear more.
I do too. :eyebrows:
*coughaskawaythreadcough*
Yeah, I'm a whore about reviving my ask away thread. :laugh: It's sad.
Disappointing. Sadly this gives us no material for hot woman on woman action involving PMS Elle. Was she at least moderately attractive? It seems you gave her no chance. Do you think that her being high (well as you perceive) made her act that way? Seems more like she was poking fun at how skinny/tiny you are, especially asking you to flex.
i'd like a stoned chick to call me skinny. that'd make my week.
And "gave her no chance?" I have a boyfriend. When I'm n a relationship with somone, that person is the only one who gets "chances" from me. :P
And "gave her no chance?" I have a boyfriend. When I'm n a relationship with somone, that person is the only one who gets "chances" from me. :P
Poor him. :laugh:
Don't you think he would've
liked you bringing a little something
cute home to play with?
I was waiting for someone to say I should have gotten her into a threesome, lol.It had to be done.
How can your PMS be not as bad as mine even though I don't have the 'M' ? Especially when you make yourself famous for it by putting it in your name?Huh? I don't have the M either.
apparently I've missed something... care to tell me what that is?
apparently I've missed something... care to tell me what that is?
apparently I've missed something... care to tell me what that is?
How can you have PMS? You're not female.
apparently I've missed something... care to tell me what that is?
How can you have PMS? You're not female.
Maybe he REALLY missed something.
apparently I've missed something... care to tell me what that is?
I've missed something too. What the fuck are you talking about?
Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)
Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)
I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)
I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
I thought I remember you saying you would rather not eat pussy?
Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)
I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
I thought I remember you saying you would rather not eat pussy?
I'm a lesbian I'm just not a carpet eater.
Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)
I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
I thought I remember you saying you would rather not eat pussy?
I'm a lesbian I'm just not a carpet eater.
They are one in the same, you just want to kiss and grope/cuddle. That is not lesbian, that and you can't use your dick technically as a full lesbian. Lesbians do not desire cock either, though some use dildos on themselves and other lesbians (which makes the whole thing questionable).
And "gave her no chance?" I have a boyfriend. When I'm n a relationship with somone, that person is the only one who gets "chances" from me. :P
Poor him. :laugh:
Don't you think he would've
liked you bringing a little something
cute home to play with?
...shit, and I was christmas shopping for him, too. That would probably have been enough of a present. :laugh:
:minusevil:Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)
I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
i'm a bisexual and i don't want to munch on carpets nor cocks.:'(
Like my videos?
"Do you care about me?" - a Jman-esque question
:minusevil:Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)
I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
Terribly tired phrase.
Like my videos?
"Do you care about me?" - a Jman-esque question
1. I haven't watched them lately, but the ones I saw were entertaining.
2. Why yes, yes it is a Jman-eqsue question. Good thing you checked. :P:minusevil:Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)
I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
Terribly tired phrase.
And a stupid one at that. No, you're a heterosexual male who wants to be in a lesbian's body. Well, parts of one, anyway.
(Seriously, do guys think that that's a "hot" thing to say, or something? It's not. It's DUMB.)
On the other hand, I DO project myself
into females that I'm with. Just a matter
of good imagination (I guess), but it's like
I can experience what's going on, from their
perspective.
Most guys that say that are morons who think they can get into some "chick's" pants. Like I said morons.
Though it should be pointed out that there are some men who feel that they are not the right gender, regardless of sexual preference. Some when they change genders change preference, some do not. So the term "lesbian in a man's body", if taken totally literally does have some basis in fact. Though I doubt you'd ever have a TG/TS person using that term seriously.
On the other hand, I DO project myself
into females that I'm with. Just a matter
of good imagination (I guess), but it's like
I can experience what's going on, from their
perspective.
So, you can have theory of mind, but only when motivated by the desire to get laid?
On the other hand, I DO project myself
into females that I'm with. Just a matter
of good imagination (I guess), but it's like
I can experience what's going on, from their
perspective.
So, you can have theory of mind, but only when motivated by the desire to get laid?
Is THAT what it's about? NT's can actually physically
experience each others sensations?
And not so much by the desire, but during. Like dancing,
it's a state which can't be entered into by sheer will, but
requires a physical stimulus, in order to be exalted.
i'm a bisexual and i don't want to munch on carpets nor cocks.:'(
don't cry lamb. :-*
Yes, Cal. NT's are all actually empaths. They can also shoot lasers out of their eyes, fly by thinking wonderful, lovely thoughts, teleport by clicking their heels together three times and saying "There's no place like a mosh pit, oh how I love mosh pits, I love crowds," three times, AND NT men are all confident, charismatic, and none of them ever go over a year past their age of consent before losing their virginity.
Yes, Cal. NT's are all actually empaths. They can also shoot lasers out of their eyes, fly by thinking wonderful, lovely thoughts, teleport by clicking their heels together three times and saying "There's no place like a mosh pit, oh how I love mosh pits, I love crowds," three times, AND NT men are all confident, charismatic, and none of them ever go over a year past their age of consent before losing their virginity.
Mosh pits are fun for the violence aspect, thats about it.
Have you ever been to a Slayer or Deicide concert? Some people at those types of shows are trying to hurt haha.Mosh pits are fun for the violence aspect, thats about it.
Very limited violence though.
In the sense that people aren't
TRYING to hurt. Sure, it happens,
but most people are just enjoying the
slamming together - kinda reminds me
of throwing yourself into the waves.
Like my videos?
"Do you care about me?" - a Jman-esque question
1. I haven't watched them lately, but the ones I saw were entertaining.
2. Why yes, yes it is a Jman-eqsue question. Good thing you checked. :P:minusevil:Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)
I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
Terribly tired phrase.
And a stupid one at that. No, you're a heterosexual male who wants to be in a lesbian's body. Well, parts of one, anyway.
(Seriously, do guys think that that's a "hot" thing to say, or something? It's not. It's DUMB.)
Most guys that say that are morons who think they can get into some "chick's" pants. Like I said morons.
Though it should be pointed out that there are some men who feel that they are not the right gender, regardless of sexual preference. Some when they change genders change preference, some do not. So the term "lesbian in a man's body", if taken totally literally does have some basis in fact. Though I doubt you'd ever have a TG/TS person using that term seriously.
Have you ever been to a Slayer or Deicide concert? Some people at those types of shows are trying to hurt haha.
Exactly, most pits are not about dancing at all. It is about hurting people for some. Like the people who walk in brandishing weapons. The fun sort who throw M80s into the pit and such. A little rougher include throwing punches and kicking people in the head? That is what you should expect from a real pit, not some skanking punkrock kids bouncing around in a circle. It isn't a real mosh pit if I walked out without a bloody nose at least.
Have you ever been to a Slayer or Deicide concert? Some people at those types of shows are trying to hurt haha.
Not really my taste. Been to some local metal
(grudgingly), and yeah, tends to be a little rougher,
but you just have to be more aware. Part of the
problem, really - I like to be out of it, dancing.
Like my videos?
"Do you care about me?" - a Jman-esque question
1. I haven't watched them lately, but the ones I saw were entertaining.
2. Why yes, yes it is a Jman-eqsue question. Good thing you checked. :P:minusevil:Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)
I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
Terribly tired phrase.
And a stupid one at that. No, you're a heterosexual male who wants to be in a lesbian's body. Well, parts of one, anyway.
(Seriously, do guys think that that's a "hot" thing to say, or something? It's not. It's DUMB.)
Most guys that say that are morons who think they can get into some "chick's" pants. Like I said morons.
Though it should be pointed out that there are some men who feel that they are not the right gender, regardless of sexual preference. Some when they change genders change preference, some do not. So the term "lesbian in a man's body", if taken totally literally does have some basis in fact. Though I doubt you'd ever have a TG/TS person using that term seriously.
:finger: :finger: :finger:
you're such a turd fellating paris hilton infected ogrelicker
I came up with the phrase when I thought I was effiminate but I knew I was still into women. Though it turns out I'm quite masculine I just hate sports.
To the best of your knowledge, have you ever been fucked in your sleep? Would it appeal to you?
Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?
Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?
No, I have never awoken to sex. I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.
i can't be in a mosh pit. it would kill me. the only time i went to a concert i puked. total overwhelming overstim of all possible senses!!!I wonder if you puked on anyone.
Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?
No, I have never awoken to sex. I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.
Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?
No, I have never awoken to sex. I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.
You wouldn't even like it, if it was prearranged with your significant other for an unspecified time in the future?
"Best shot"No, but if I see an ugly, hairy, aspergic, 37 year old austrailain man, I'll be sure to send him your way.
** Hands over a shot of Absolut Vodka **
What is your age preference when "looking for a man"?
Do you like ugly, hairy, foul-mouthed, Aspergic, 37 year old Australian men.........................Hypothetically Speaking?
How many faults does the ability to play the harmonica make up for in a man?
No not sleep through, but be awoken by? Roused from your slumber by an virtuoso. Not a languid Incubus.Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?
No, I have never awoken to sex. I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.
You wouldn't even like it, if it was prearranged with your significant other for an unspecified time in the future?
If I want to sleep through sex with my SO, the SO is probably a loser in the sack but pesters me for sex anyway. If that's the case, I'm not gonna prearrange to sleep through sex. I'm gonna tell the moron to shut up, shape up or ship out.
No not sleep through, but be awoken by? Roused from your slumber by an virtuoso. Not a languid Incubus.
No not sleep through, but be awoken by? Roused from your slumber by an virtuoso. Not a languid Incubus.
No, I woudln't.
I guess I just wouldn't be a good partner for any of you somnophiles.
Too bad. :bigcry:
"Best shot"
** Hands over a shot of Absolut Vodka **
What is your age preference when "looking for a man"?
Do you like ugly, hairy, foul-mouthed, Aspergic, 37 year old Australian men.........................Hypothetically Speaking?
No, but if I see an ugly, hairy, aspergic, 37 year old austrailain man, I'll be sure to send him your way.
What's the most erotic thing you've done,
with a member of your own gender?
Grump grump grump.
BOTH? :drool:
How about kiss and show?
I'd mind. :'(
So, you were just a member of
the crew, for some porno shoot?
What foods have you eaten while having sex?
How tall are you?
What a shame. Is it weird that I have had a fixation on eating food and doing other things while having sex? Seems damn weird to me that most people don't mix the two in some fashion.What foods have you eaten while having sex?
How tall are you?
1. I haven't.
2. 5'2"
What a shame. Is it weird that I have had a fixation on eating food and doing other things while having sex? Seems damn weird to me that most people don't mix the two in some fashion.What foods have you eaten while having sex?
How tall are you?
1. I haven't.
2. 5'2"
You are small enough for your boyfriend to carry around and fuck probably. That is a good thing for him haha.
What a shame. Is it weird that I have had a fixation on eating food and doing other things while having sex? Seems damn weird to me that most people don't mix the two in some fashion.What foods have you eaten while having sex?
How tall are you?
1. I haven't.
2. 5'2"
You are small enough for your boyfriend to carry around and fuck probably. That is a good thing for him haha.
Unless the boyfriend is small too?
How tall are you?5'2"
How tall are you?5'2"
Wow, you're shorter than I am... I'm 5'4" and a half
Standing 69?
Ah. have you?
Sorry. The 'h' should have been capitalized.::)
So?
Perhaps the word, 'ever' would help?
Are you being deliberately dense?
Are you being deliberately dense?
You're being deliberately obnoxious, so I decided to follow suit.
And, actually, you could have meant a couple of different things by "have you?" "Ever" does indeed clarify the fact that you don't mean "you" as in "you and your CURRENT boyfriend," but still not exactly what you want to know if I have "ever" done.
Are you being deliberately dense?
You're being deliberately obnoxious, so I decided to follow suit.
:laugh:
But not at first.QuoteAnd, actually, you could have meant a couple of different things by "have you?" "Ever" does indeed clarify the fact that you don't mean "you" as in "you and your CURRENT boyfriend," but still not exactly what you want to know if I have "ever" done.
Hmm...I figured that we had covered
your current situation completely.
But, this was more fun than whatever
answer you would have given (which I'm
SUSPECTING was a 'no').
Actually, it would have been "I'm not telling you that," whether you mean 69, or standing 69, or whatever the hell you meant referring to the exact specifics of my sex life (I still am not sure).
But I felt like pointing out that you were being an asshole without warning you that your questions was going to be ultimately in vain no matter what. :P
You're welcome. Anytime. :P
Actually, it would have been "I'm not telling you that," whether you mean 69, or standing 69, or whatever the hell you meant referring to the exact specifics of my sex life (I still am not sure).
Boring.QuoteBut I felt like pointing out that you were being an asshole without warning you that your questions was going to be ultimately in vain no matter what. :P
Thank you for taking the FAR more
enjoyable route then.
And anything?
I don't like being carried as a mode of transportation, but it can be fun when my Current picks me up. He does sort of abuse his power somtimes though. :laugh: (Example: picking me up and dangling me upside down so the blood rushes to my head and my life flashes before my eyes.)I am sure that is never provoked or asked for. I can't say I have done that to anyone other than my brother (holding someone upside down). I don't do things that are potentially harmful to people unless they provoke me. Otherwise, I would consider shit like that borderline bullying.
Nah, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't do it if I was actually bothered by it (I'm not so long as I'm not severely injured).I don't like being carried as a mode of transportation, but it can be fun when my Current picks me up. He does sort of abuse his power somtimes though. :laugh: (Example: picking me up and dangling me upside down so the blood rushes to my head and my life flashes before my eyes.)I am sure that is never provoked or asked for. I can't say I have done that to anyone other than my brother (holding someone upside down). I don't do things that are potentially harmful to people unless they provoke me. Otherwise, I would consider shit like that borderline bullying.
Thats good. Its all fun then.Nah, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't do it if I was actually bothered by it (I'm not so long as I'm not severely injured).I don't like being carried as a mode of transportation, but it can be fun when my Current picks me up. He does sort of abuse his power somtimes though. :laugh: (Example: picking me up and dangling me upside down so the blood rushes to my head and my life flashes before my eyes.)I am sure that is never provoked or asked for. I can't say I have done that to anyone other than my brother (holding someone upside down). I don't do things that are potentially harmful to people unless they provoke me. Otherwise, I would consider shit like that borderline bullying.
When they say in Hip-Hop songs, as they inveriably do, "Put your hands in the air, like you just don't care", wouldn't a more appropriate display of apathy be not to bother?
How tall are you?5'2"
I am 4 inches taller.
I am 4 inches taller.
That's not a good thing for a guy.
When they say in Hip-Hop songs, as they inveriably do, "Put your hands in the air, like you just don't care", wouldn't a more appropriate display of apathy be not to bother?
I am 4 inches taller.
That's not a good thing for a guy.
Where is the funnest place you have been?
I am 4 inches taller.
That's not a good thing for a guy.
Better than 4 inches shorter. :laugh:
5'6" isn't that horrible. There are always
shrimps like PMS around.
I can't do much about that, I think I had a gluten allergy. I did have an accident of a few bites, and my mood was out of controll, then I got mouth sores. Remember the spaz I used to be? That maybe why. My mom is short to, below average height, and besides I severly made up for that.
I am 5'8" and 85-90Kgs (around 190lbs) do you think that is a good weight/hight ratio for a bloke?
I eat healthy, and I exercise. I especially enjoy playing Stepmania (which is like Dance Dance revolution) for exercise.
PMS Elle conversing with the village idiot? Now this is a rarity.
PMS Elle conversing with the village idiot? Now this is a rarity.
It's a way to keep my ask away thread active. :zoinks:
PMS Elle conversing with the village idiot? Now this is a rarity.
PMS Elle conversing with the village idiot? Now this is a rarity.
1. No, I do not think I am obsessed.
2. I do not own "equipment," unless you count a DDR pad and a pair of five-pound weights.
3. I don't eat "health food." I just eat well.
PMS Elle conversing with the village idiot? Now this is a rarity.In your dreams. You don't even know me, to boot, your an aspie. I am not trying to point you out, its just, your probably not at the top of your game, that don't play well with aspergers syndrome.
:eyelash:PMS Elle conversing with the village idiot? Now this is a rarity.
It's a way to keep my ask away thread active. :zoinks:
Since when did you become so cheap? :zoinks:
Weeetorical!
Are you planning on stopping this at a certain page number? Do you have a particular goal as to how long you want your ask away thread to be?
He fits the definition you just gave. :laugh:PMS Elle conversing with the village idiot? Now this is a rarity.In your dreams. You don't even know me, to boot, your an aspie. I am not trying to point you out, its just, your probably not at the top of your game, that don't play well with aspergers syndrome.
What makes a "village idiot". Well first you need a village. Intensity almost serves as a village for some. So tick. Next you need someone whom everyone else thinks is an idiot. So PMSElle, is Randy our village idiot in your perspective?
Deboredify, I like that word. I think I actually might use it from time to time in real life. :laugh:Are you planning on stopping this at a certain page number? Do you have a particular goal as to how long you want your ask away thread to be?
No, and no. My ask away thread is just a relaible way to kill time and deboredify.
Do we need one?
Do we need one?
Yes. He performs a vital service.
PMS Elle conversing with the village idiot? Now this is a rarity.In your dreams. You don't even know me, to boot, your an aspie. I am not trying to point you out, its just, your probably not at the top of your game, that don't play well with aspergers syndrome.
What makes a "village idiot". Well first you need a village. Intensity almost serves as a village for some. So tick. Next you need someone whom everyone else thinks is an idiot. So PMSElle, is Randy our village idiot in your perspective?
/me things about beating the fuck out of patterson, but then he tries to remember he has a mild handicap.PMS Elle conversing with the village idiot? Now this is a rarity.In your dreams. You don't even know me, to boot, your an aspie. I am not trying to point you out, its just, your probably not at the top of your game, that don't play well with aspergers syndrome.
What makes a "village idiot". Well first you need a village. Intensity almost serves as a village for some. So tick. Next you need someone whom everyone else thinks is an idiot. So PMSElle, is Randy our village idiot in your perspective?
In a village of idiots, Randy would surely be king.
In a village of idiots, Randy would surely bekingGod.
In a village of idiots, Randy would surely bekingGod.
Fixed. And he is.
In a village of idiots, Randy would surely bekingGod.
Fixed. And he is.
Strange words coming from a solipsist.
You, on the other hand, will never be forgiven!
What foods have you put inside your vagina?
its your birthday? have a good un :party:
Certainly does, best dildo you can get, natural things tend not to hurt as much as the other things. I am speaking hypothetically :laugh:
Is calendale asking about dildos for suggestions? :laugh:
Cal, you're gross. >:D
:laugh: sicksicksick
Cal, you're gross. >:D
Bugger off. I frozen hot dog can
be quiet the experience.
:laugh: sicksicksick
Cal, you're gross. >:D
Bugger off. I frozen hot dog can
be quiet the experience.
Certainly does, best dildo you can get, natural things tend not to hurt as much as the other things. I am speaking hypothetically :laugh:
Is calendale asking about dildos for suggestions? :laugh:
:laugh: sicksicksick
Cal, you're gross. >:D
Bugger off. I frozen hot dog can
be quiet the experience.
Wasn't a waste. Ate it, once warmed enough.
:laugh: sicksicksick
Cal, you're gross. >:D
Bugger off. I frozen hot dog can
be quiet the experience.
Wasn't a waste. Ate it, once warmed enough.
Even aside from the fact that that's disgusting and I woudln't do it- wouldn't cramming something frozen solid into that area HURT? I mean, how the hell do you explain getting frostbite THERE when you're in the E.R.? :laugh:
I'm not clicking that.:laugh: sicksicksick
Cal, you're gross. >:D
Bugger off. I frozen hot dog can
be quiet the experience.
Wasn't a waste. Ate it, once warmed enough.
Even aside from the fact that that's disgusting and I woudln't do it- wouldn't cramming something frozen solid into that area HURT? I mean, how the hell do you explain getting frostbite THERE when you're in the E.R.? :laugh:
You wouldn't like to experiment with one of these? http://www.stockroom.com/a063.htm
I'm not clicking that.:laugh: sicksicksick
Cal, you're gross. >:D
Bugger off. I frozen hot dog can
be quiet the experience.
Wasn't a waste. Ate it, once warmed enough.
Even aside from the fact that that's disgusting and I woudln't do it- wouldn't cramming something frozen solid into that area HURT? I mean, how the hell do you explain getting frostbite THERE when you're in the E.R.? :laugh:
You wouldn't like to experiment with one of these? http://www.stockroom.com/a063.htm
In addition to providing a charmingly cute ice-penis for chilling your drinks, or a penis-popsicle for pacifying your lover, you can also use this best- seller for making functional ice dildos. If you're up to that, give it a try. Make sure to rinse your ice dildo in running water before using it, because ice should never be inserted until it has started to melt. Also included are some amusing drink recipe suggestions. Makes ice penises about 5" long and 1.5" wide.
Even aside from the fact that that's disgusting and I woudln't do it- wouldn't cramming something frozen solid into that area HURT? I mean, how the hell do you explain getting frostbite THERE when you're in the E.R.? :laugh:
WTF an ice cock mold? Have they never seen a kid get his tongue (or something else) stuck frozen to a pole before? You would need some very warm water ready for safety if you were going to play with that.
Thanks for the happy birthdays, guys! (It's actually my birthday today; it might be bolded at different times for different time zones).
Yeah it was an overreaction. I don't play around with ice at all if I can help it. A melting ice cube is no problem against the skin, since it won't be sticking to the skin. Since it would be moving so much it would melt fairly quickly anyways.WTF an ice cock mold? Have they never seen a kid get his tongue (or something else) stuck frozen to a pole before? You would need some very warm water ready for safety if you were going to play with that.
wimp
Moving so much?You just stick it in and leave the ice dildo there? Otherwise there would be some sort of movement.
You are using it differently than
I have. :zoinks:
Hell, we used to dip snickers bars into liquid nitrogen.
"taking it like a man"
"taking it like a man"
What does this mean?
???
The liquid nitrogen (sorry PMS) was a quick way to
freeze them. Just a second or two.
Why didn't you ask the quetsion in-thread, GA?"taking it like a man"What does this mean?
Seemed more appropriate here. The question wasn't related to the anecdote in which it was used, but rather about the phrase itself. I've heard it used many times, mostly my females, but also numerous guys. And being a guy you'd think I'd know what it meant to "take it like a man"...But I do not.
So could you explain it for me? How does one "take it like a man"?
How does a man HAVE to take it?Take what?
Jeez - take it like a man always meant anally,:laugh:
to me. :asthing:
i now have more topics started than you.
how does that make you feel?
admit it. you just want to roll around naked with me.i now have more topics started than you.
how does that make you feel?
Overjooooooooooooyed that you're getting competitive again about posting. That might mean you shall stay awhile.
have they stopped talking about the patriots in massachussettes yet?
admit it. you just want to roll around naked with me.Yes, but even if you weren't married and I didn't have a boyfirend, it wouldn't work. My sex drive is too high. I think I would kill you.
have they stopped talking about the patriots in massachussettes yet?
You once did a picture similar to the ones I posted in the Photo Thread, is there any chance of seeing an updated version?
You once did a picture similar to the ones I posted in the Photo Thread, is there any chance of seeing an updated version?It's possible but not likely- mostly from apathy. :laugh:
Cash incentives. :PYou once did a picture similar to the ones I posted in the Photo Thread, is there any chance of seeing an updated version?It's possible but not likely- mostly from apathy. :laugh:
So how would one help you to work past this apathy? ;)
Cash incentives. :PYou once did a picture similar to the ones I posted in the Photo Thread, is there any chance of seeing an updated version?It's possible but not likely- mostly from apathy. :laugh:
So how would one help you to work past this apathy? ;)
Johnny or Pat?
A singer and a tennis player....
An American and an Australian
Both old and retired.
A singer and a tennis player.
An American and an Australian
Both old and retired.
admit it. you just want to roll around naked with me.Yes, but even if you weren't married and I didn't have a boyfirend, it wouldn't work. My sex drive is too high. I think I would kill you.
have they stopped talking about the patriots in massachussettes yet?
I think they mostly have, though the day after thye lost, the campus was half-empty. :laugh:was the flag at half mass?
No. They are people.
Johnny Cash is/was an American singer.
Pat Cash is/was an Australian tennis player.
admit it. you just want to roll around naked with me.Yes, but even if you weren't married and I didn't have a boyfirend, it wouldn't work. My sex drive is too high. I think I would kill you.
tease.
Well, half of Mass probably wanted it to be.have they stopped talking about the patriots in massachussettes yet?QuoteI think they mostly have, though the day after thye lost, the campus was half-empty. :laugh:was the flag at half mass?
Do you tend to have close female friends?The two closest friends I have/have ever had are both female.
keep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. ;D:eyelash:
where is my ass slap?keep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. ;D:eyelash:
Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it. Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.where is my ass slap?keep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. ;D:eyelash:
then make things filthy again.Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it. Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.where is my ass slap?keep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. ;D:eyelash:
When were they filthy before?then make things filthy again.Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it. Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.where is my ass slap?keep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. ;D:eyelash:
in my mind.When were they filthy before?then make things filthy again.Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it. Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.where is my ass slap?keep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. ;D:eyelash:
We have so much in common!in my mind.When were they filthy before?then make things filthy again.Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it. Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.where is my ass slap?keep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. ;D:eyelash:
durr!
Do you have relatives that are as crazy about the Red Sox as mine are? Mine love the Celtics and Patriots, but they are obsessed with the Red Sox to a degree that overshadows all other sports franchises. The Celtics are doing well this year, that is a change. They aren't that much of Bruins fans, as my father likes hockey more than his brothers.
Have you ever rooted a member of a sports team? :zoinks:Does it count if they weren't on a sports team at the time of the rooting, but were at one point in their lives?
Have you ever rooted a member of a sports team? :zoinks:Does it count if they weren't on a sports team at the time of the rooting, but were at one point in their lives?
Someone who played sports in high school.Have you ever rooted a member of a sports team? :zoinks:Does it count if they weren't on a sports team at the time of the rooting, but were at one point in their lives?
I think such a special case would require explaining the details. :police:
No that is a forfeit and your forfeit penalty is.....?huh?
I dunno I was drinking at the time....I coulda meant anything.
Great.............for? (Life is so much harder and more confusing sober)
Great.............for? (Life is so much harder and more confusing sober)
Just if you randomly want to send me money, veen though I have done nothing for you, and will do nothing for you. :toporly:
What's the chemical symbol for Manganese?I had to look it up to double-check, but, as I thought, it's Mn.
OH, YOU EVIL, CRUEL AND HEARTLESS BITCH. If I wasn't PI's BOYTOY, I'd be your sycophantic and submissive slave. ! :P...but right now, you're my synophantic but verbally abusive slave? :eyebrows:
::) i'm sure you can manage.Was that directed at Ozy or me? And, manage what?
What's the chemical symbol for Manganese?I had to look it up to double-check, but, as I thought, it's Mn.OH, YOU EVIL, CRUEL AND HEARTLESS BITCH. If I wasn't PI's BOYTOY, I'd be your sycophantic and submissive slave. ! :P...but right now, you're my synophantic but verbally abusive slave? :eyebrows:
That doesn't sound fun anyway-- if the outfit's too tight, you can't bleed properly.What's the chemical symbol for Manganese?I had to look it up to double-check, but, as I thought, it's Mn.OH, YOU EVIL, CRUEL AND HEARTLESS BITCH. If I wasn't PI's BOYTOY, I'd be your sycophantic and submissive slave. ! :P...but right now, you're my synophantic but verbally abusive slave? :eyebrows:
Nah, you can abuse me, I do draw the line at rubber outfits (latex allergy, ya know.) :P
Hey, I'm not possessive Ozy you can be both ;)Merci beaucoup, darling. How ever can I repay your kindness?
That doesn't sound fun anyway-- if the outfit's too tight, you can't bleed properly.
Hey, I'm not possessive Ozy you can be both ;)
That doesn't sound fun anyway-- if the outfit's too tight, you can't bleed properly.What's the chemical symbol for Manganese?I had to look it up to double-check, but, as I thought, it's Mn.OH, YOU EVIL, CRUEL AND HEARTLESS BITCH. If I wasn't PI's BOYTOY, I'd be your sycophantic and submissive slave. ! :P...but right now, you're my synophantic but verbally abusive slave? :eyebrows:
Nah, you can abuse me, I do draw the line at rubber outfits (latex allergy, ya know.) :PHey, I'm not possessive Ozy you can be both ;)Merci beaucoup, darling. How ever can I repay your kindness?
did you get off for VD? Where are the pics?
That's just the way it should be too ;)- if you can think straight enough to remember to take pics you're not doing it right. :laugh:
That's just the way it should be too ;)- if you can think straight enough to remember to take pics you're not doing it right. :laugh:
Hey, I'm not possessive Ozy you can be both ;)
And you need to stfu. NOW.
seriously, how old is the little turd? six? ::)
did you get off for VD? Where are the pics?
Aww, damnit, I forgot to take photos!
...I guess I was kinda distracted.
seriously, how old is the little turd? six? ::)
A six year old with Tourrettes. ::) I'd love to know where all this "bitch" calling is coming from?? ::)
seriously, how old is the little turd? six? ::)
A six year old with Tourrettes. ::) I'd love to know where all this "bitch" calling is coming from?? ::)
Oh its all because I objected to him flooding the what's your crime board with cat threads- he started off sending me abusive threats by PM and when I blocked his PM's so he'd have to make his threats in public he started calling me a bitch everywhere. Like I give a fuck about the opinion of an immature halfwit like him. ::)
You're assuming an awful lot there don't you think? :wanker:
(1) I don't have an STD and I never have.
(2) AIDS is an STD dumbass ::)- see (1)
(3) I never offered you a fuck and I never would-not only are you a whiny twunt with the mental age of a 4 year old, you also have a face like a sack of half mashed spuds.
You're assuming an awful lot there don't you think? :wanker:
(1) I don't have an STD and I never have.
(2) AIDS is an STD dumbass ::)- see (1)
(3) I never offered you a fuck and I never would-not only are you a whiny twunt with the mental age of a 4 year old, you also have a face like a sack of half mashed spuds.
You're assuming an awful lot there don't you think? :wanker:
(1) I don't have an STD and I never have.
(2) AIDS is an STD dumbass ::)- see (1)
(3) I never offered you a fuck and I never would-not only are you a whiny twunt with the mental age of a 4 year old, you also have a face like a sack of half mashed spuds.
I have a micropenis, and even my cat thinks I'm a whiny little bitch.
You're assuming an awful lot there don't you think? :wanker:
(1) I don't have an STD and I never have.
(2) AIDS is an STD dumbass ::)- see (1)
(3) I never offered you a fuck and I never would-not only are you a whiny twunt with the mental age of a 4 year old, you also have a face like a sack of half mashed spuds.
I'm microcephalic, crawl before my awesome sub intellect.
You're assuming an awful lot there don't you think? :wanker:
(1) I don't have an STD and I never have.
(2) AIDS is an STD dumbass ::)- see (1)
(3) I never offered you a fuck and I never would-not only are you a whiny twunt with the mental age of a 4 year old, you also have a face like a sack of half mashed spuds.
You have every STD on the planet bitch.
I have a 1" crust of smeg covering my whole body and my brain is made of it as well.
I make hot monkey love to baby deer.
I make hot monkey love to baby deer.
I want sloppy seconds!
That was a shite comeback. I can't believe you spent a good ten minutes on it.
:hahaha:
I make hot monkey love to baby deer.
I want sloppy seconds!
We already knew...I make shittacular comebacks because I'm an impotent furry with AIDS.I make hot monkey love to baby deer.Eew!
That's just the way it should be too ;)- if you can think straight enough to remember to take pics you're not doing it right. :laugh:
You're assuming an awful lot there don't you think? :wanker:
(1) I don't have an STD and I never have.
(2) AIDS is an STD dumbass ::)- see (1)
(3) I never offered you a fuck and I never would-not only are you a whiny twunt with the mental age of a 4 year old, you also have a face like a sack of half mashed spuds.
In your strange and perverted dreams. We all know you enjoy animal fun as much as this guy. After all, cats don't laugh at your tiny peepee or make you feel small and stupid like real women seem to. :hahaha:
You're assuming an awful lot there don't you think? :wanker:
(1) I don't have an STD and I never have.
(2) AIDS is an STD dumbass ::)- see (1)
(3) I never offered you a fuck and I never would-not only are you a whiny twunt with the mental age of a 4 year old, you also have a face like a sack of half mashed spuds.
not that i wish to set the cat amongst the pigeons, but there is a lot of debate as to whether or not AIDS is an STD (or STI, as they're called this week), because it's actually transmitted through body fluids and not exclusively by sexual contact.
apologies for the aspie pedantism, but i did spend several years of my life researching the damn thing.
and ahayes - stop being such a bloody knob. ::)
My average mental age is slightly higher than 4 ....do I even get a look in? :eyebrows:
My average mental age is slightly higher than 4 ....do I even get a look in? :eyebrows:
My average mental age is slightly higher than 4 ....do I even get a look in? :eyebrows:
dunno - how big's your knob/bank balance?
My average mental age is slightly higher than 4 ....do I even get a look in? :eyebrows:
dunno - how big's your knob/bank balance?
Well my bank balance was looking pretty impressive before my ex-wife surgically removed it after divorce.
My knob....well that is a VERY sad story.....Involves a divorce and an ex-wife.....
but does it involvesurgicalremoval?
but does it involvesurgicalremoval?
Why yes...that was the sad part
My average mental age is slightly higher than 4 ....do I even get a look in? :eyebrows:
:LMAO:
Depends if you're the type to have fucked your cat or not. :laugh:
My average mental age is slightly higher than 4 ....do I even get a look in? :eyebrows:
:LMAO:
Depends if you're the type to have fucked your cat or not. :laugh:
Can you give me a hint towards the right answer on this one?
Do you normally photograph when havingDunno. I mean, I don't THINK I turn into a camera when I get off, though I admit it's sort of similar (verbal joke follows- say it aloud)- it involves pressing the right button to get the shutter going.
an orgasm?
If I'm properly distracted, there's a good chance the other participant is in no position to operate a camera.That's just the way it should be too ;)- if you can think straight enough to remember to take pics you're not doing it right. :laugh:
automatic photo thingies come in useful, though. either that, or you can always take turns... 8)
not that i wish to set the cat amongst the pigeons, but there is a lot of debate as to whether or not AIDS is an STD (or STI, as they're called this week), because it's actually transmitted through body fluids and not exclusively by sexual contact.meow.
apologies for the aspie pedantism, but i did spend several years of my life researching the damn thing.
and ahayes - stop being such a bloody knob. ::)
If I remember correctly, AIDS in the US is considered one of the STD's. Different countries obviously define things differently.But you can get herpes and/or genital warts without sex. Not totally sure about syphilis.
To answer PMS Elle's question, Herpes, Syphyllis, Genital Warts.
generally, STI/Ds are infections caused solely or predominantly through sexual contact. definitions vary, and who cares anyway? :D
meow, eh, my little tabby? (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_1_20.gif)
btw, what's the JL stand for?
generally, STI/Ds are infections caused solely or predominantly through sexual contact. definitions vary, and who cares anyway? :D
meow, eh, my little tabby? (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_1_20.gif)
btw, what's the JL stand for?
1. True 'nuff. Didn't mean to pick a fight/be difficult, I was just curious.
2. Meow indeed.
3. A reference to Jagged Little Pill (JLP); I just tacked it on the front when I made the JLP cover my avvie.
Oral sex and kissing can spread the same STDs. I keep a lookout for people with "cold sores" and the like around their mouths (even though between flareups it can be hard if not impossible to tell). Oral doesn't mean safe by any means, that is why most prostitutes put a condom on guys they blow (at least that is what I heard on TV lol).Yes, exactly.
I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.
I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.
I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.
Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.
Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.
And was overwhelmed by the desire to take the piss himself, straight from the source.Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.
Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.
And was overwhelmed by the desire to take the piss himself, straight from the source.Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.
Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.
And was overwhelmed by the desire to take the piss himself, straight from the source.Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.
Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.
Lol.And was overwhelmed by the desire to take the piss himself, straight from the source.Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.
Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.
Would the source aim the piss in his mouth or depend on him going to get it?And was overwhelmed by the desire to take the piss himself, straight from the source.Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.
Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.
Would the source aim the piss in his mouth or depend on him going to get it?And was overwhelmed by the desire to take the piss himself, straight from the source.Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.
Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.
Lit likes watersports and golden showers? I wouldn't know as I can't pretend to say I know him at all. I know you guys sure make fun of him quite a bit.
Sounds like a real winner. Winner of the award of person who needs to be shot the most. Mouth to anus with a 15 year old girl? What a freak, too bad he doesn't post here anymore.Would the source aim the piss in his mouth or depend on him going to get it?And was overwhelmed by the desire to take the piss himself, straight from the source.Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.
Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.
Lit likes watersports and golden showers? I wouldn't know as I can't pretend to say I know him at all. I know you guys sure make fun of him quite a bit.
He told us about how he missed drinking pee straight from a woman, with no intervening container, and he also expressed a desire to fuck me, despite not usually going for guys. His main thing was anal with women, both giving and receiving, including mouth-to-anus both ways. When he left, he was having a turbulent relationship with a 15 year old girl who presumably shared his tastes.
how often do you masturbate?
If she does that, she will die.
:D
You said you're probably NT but you have said you have AS. Are you doubting your diagnoses?
:laugh:
If she does that, she will die.
:D
:bigcry: NNNNNNNNOOOO [pageb0rk]
That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.how often do you masturbate?
Every time I picture you naked.
That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.how often do you masturbate?
Every time I picture you naked.
I would ensure that the pleasure would be continuous and not instant if I were really there myself. :eyelash:That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.how often do you masturbate?
Every time I picture you naked.
Thanks, babes. I enjoy picturing you naked too, of course, but then the pleasure's instantaneous and therefore wank-free. :eyelash:
I would ensure that the pleasure would be continuous and not instant if I were really there myself. :eyelash:That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.how often do you masturbate?
Every time I picture you naked.
Thanks, babes. I enjoy picturing you naked too, of course, but then the pleasure's instantaneous and therefore wank-free. :eyelash:
Its fun being deluded enough to think that you actually would picture me naked. You are doing pretty well at imitating a man who is hitting on women so far. I wonder where you would get such inspiration for such an accurate portrayal? Something tells me that type of stuff would work on guys, but what wouldn't work on men?
You could always tell them that you have nothing but the worst intentions in mind.I would ensure that the pleasure would be continuous and not instant if I were really there myself. :eyelash:That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.how often do you masturbate?
Every time I picture you naked.
Thanks, babes. I enjoy picturing you naked too, of course, but then the pleasure's instantaneous and therefore wank-free. :eyelash:
Its fun being deluded enough to think that you actually would picture me naked. You are doing pretty well at imitating a man who is hitting on women so far. I wonder where you would get such inspiration for such an accurate portrayal? Something tells me that type of stuff would work on guys, but what wouldn't work on men?
"I don't believe in sex before marriage" isn't a turn-on for most guys, I'd bet. :laugh: Then again, it would be a turn-off for me, too- though, it is a nice comic set-up for such quips as: "Funny, I don't believe in marriage. So, can we have sex? I promise that marriage won't follow."
How about... "I'm already married, so can we have sex now?"I would ensure that the pleasure would be continuous and not instant if I were really there myself. :eyelash:That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.how often do you masturbate?
Every time I picture you naked.
Thanks, babes. I enjoy picturing you naked too, of course, but then the pleasure's instantaneous and therefore wank-free. :eyelash:
Its fun being deluded enough to think that you actually would picture me naked. You are doing pretty well at imitating a man who is hitting on women so far. I wonder where you would get such inspiration for such an accurate portrayal? Something tells me that type of stuff would work on guys, but what wouldn't work on men?
"I don't believe in sex before marriage" isn't a turn-on for most guys, I'd bet. :laugh: Then again, it would be a turn-off for me, too- though, it is a nice comic set-up for such quips as: "Funny, I don't believe in marriage. So, can we have sex? I promise that marriage won't follow."
I would like some sex
I would like some sex
You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.
I would like some sex
You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.
You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.
"I don't believe in sex before marriage" isn't a turn-on for most guys, I'd bet. :laugh: Then again, it would be a turn-off for me, too- though, it is a nice comic set-up for such quips as: "Funny, I don't believe in marriage. So, can we have sex? I promise that marriage won't follow."You could always tell them that you have nothing but the worst intentions in mind.
These ones might turn a guy off if he doesn't take them as jokes:
"When I am done with you, all that will be left is a shell of your former self."
"Sure we can have sex, after we are finished I will just devour your soul."
"If you want to sleep with me I will need half of your life's earnings, up front."
With guys to get them going all you need to do is probably bat your eyelashes irl. We are pretty easy like that haha.
I got confused for a second, were you saying that marriage is a turn off or turn on for you? It is hard to be a marriage fan these days, but not believing in it is something else entirely. My grandparents have been married for almost 60 years and my parents for 34 years.
How about... "I'm already married, so can we have sex now?"LOL! :plus:
I don't want anyone here to give me any money, ever.I would like some sex
You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.
I don't want anyone here to give me any money, ever.I would like some sex
You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.
"When I am done with you, all that will be left is a shell of your former self."
"Sure we can have sex, after we are finished I will just devour your soul."
Touche. :PI don't want anyone here to give me any money, ever.I would like some sex
You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.
PM me your address.
I frequently tell The Current I'm just using him for sex. :laugh:
"When I am done with you, all that will be left is a shell of your former self."
"Sure we can have sex, after we are finished I will just devour your soul."
Somehow those lines are so..................you! 8)
I used to joke with some dates and she who became my wife........."My intentions are strictly DIShonorable." :eyebrows:
Well, marriage obviously exists- premarital sex obviously exists, too. But, I don't see marriage being a particularly good idea for me, at least not anytime in the near future. At any rate, to look for SOs who would make good future marital partners at my age (22) seems fuckin' insane, and when I look for someone to date, it's more like, "Do they seem like they will be fun enough for long enough to make being with them worth the headaches and heartbreak I'm assuming will eventually follow?" if yes, I'm on board, provided they're up for it, and they're not diseased/seem at a lowish risk to cheat. :laugh:Marriages do not work more often than they do work, so it is easy to not want to be a part of one haha. I don't see marriage in my future either, but that is mostly due to my own issues. I don't want to be married, but the possibility of me being married even if I did really want to be isn't too high. You see yourself as being too young for marriage, which is different to being opposed to it altogether in the first place. I am not ruling it out, but I think my chances of being in a serious relationship are so low that my odds for marriage are much lower. I am most likely not even serious relationship material, much less marriage material at the moment. That is according to the standards and beliefs of the majority of people in this society.
I am so retarded I have always had the girl have to initiate first sexual moves on me.
Sure I will talk it up and be amorous or whatever, but it takes a "Are you going to fuck me now? (or equivalent) for me to Understand exactly what is going on.
I then know exactly where I stand and enthusiastically come to the party. Until then I really do not pick up on much at all. Body language, social games, insinuation, inflection or whatever is lost on me.
Fucked if I know how I ever managed to have sex.
Anyhow who needs me to talk about ancient history
I am so retarded I have always had the girl have to initiate first sexual moves on me.
Sure I will talk it up and be amorous or whatever, but it takes a "Are you going to fuck me now? (or equivalent) for me to Understand exactly what is going on.
I then know exactly where I stand and enthusiastically come to the party. Until then I really do not pick up on much at all. Body language, social games, insinuation, inflection or whatever is lost on me.
Fucked if I know how I ever managed to have sex.
Anyhow who needs me to talk about ancient history
I let the kid I went on 1.5 dates on do all the work as far as that goes, but I was mostly studying his style (so I could mimick it during future prospecting)- I knew he was prolly interested. When he asked for my phone number, I actually said, "I was wondering when you were going to try to get contact information." Almost verbatim if not verbatim. :laugh: Poor kid.
hhhhmmmm, dating a psych student must be fun!! :laugh:
I really don't want any sex right now. I am being super serious here.How about now, 20 days later?
I have a lonely penis, if you want to take shameless advantage of me.Yeah- prolly because specificically referencing your cock is redundant. If I promise to take shameless advantage of a guy, that part of his anatomy is assumed to be involved by implication.
Not a real good pickup line ad has never worked before but.......
Sure, that would be sometime in early April. That will work just fine.I really don't want any sex right now. I am being super serious here.How about now, 20 days later?
Actually have never used that line. I tend not to do pick up lines. My sex life is not better for that fact.
Well, actually, I meant NOW now, twenty days from when you originally said you didn't want any sex. But, if you want to take it slow, I'll understand.Sure, that would be sometime in early April. That will work just fine.I really don't want any sex right now. I am being super serious here.How about now, 20 days later?
"Hope springs eternal in my boxers." 8)Fixed.
Actually have never used that line. I tend not to do pick up lines. My sex life is not better for that fact.IMO, most pick-up lines aren't sexy or unsexy- just really, really funny. If a guy used one on me, it might get me to talk to him, but I'd be making fun of him. (Actually, that kind of is how I flirt.)
Yes much classier line than "Show us your pink bits" I admit that.*snort*
Ok, I could have some sex right now. Where did you get the idea that I wanted to take anything slow? I don't see how NOW now is possible. I can't teleport or anything. Damn limitations of transportation technology.Well, actually, I meant NOW now, twenty days from when you originally said you didn't want any sex. But, if you want to take it slow, I'll understand.Sure, that would be sometime in early April. That will work just fine.I really don't want any sex right now. I am being super serious here.How about now, 20 days later?
Well, actually, I meant NOW now, twenty days from when you originally said you didn't want any sex. But, if you want to take it slow, I'll understand.Sure, that would be sometime in early April. That will work just fine.I really don't want any sex right now. I am being super serious here.How about now, 20 days later?"Hope springs eternal in my boxers." 8)Fixed.
Ok, I could have some sex right now. Where did you get the idea that I wanted to take anything slow? I don't see how NOW now is possible. I can't teleport or anything. Damn limitations of transportation technology.You're preaching to the choir. But I tell ya, kid, if you ever do learn how to teleport, and you can actually teach me, that would be worth giving you a solid five miuntes of head. Ten if you can teach me how to teach others.
My wife has already taken care of that, AND I wear BRIEFS, Not boxers. Damned drafty things! :PYou don't like a gentle breeze blowing around your manbits?
No shit, that would solve so many problems. I would save money on gasoline for sure. Five minutes of head, that might work, but with teleportation time would be less of an issue. I am older than you, so it is weird being called a kid. If I taught anyone how to teleport after I had figured it out myself, I would be stupid. I should at least try to patent whatever I could before teaching anyone. Wouldn't want anyone else making money off of my discovery.Ok, I could have some sex right now. Where did you get the idea that I wanted to take anything slow? I don't see how NOW now is possible. I can't teleport or anything. Damn limitations of transportation technology.You're preaching to the choir. But I tell ya, kid, if you ever do learn how to teleport, and you can actually teach me, that would be worth giving you a solid five miuntes of head. Ten if you can teach me how to teach others.
Eh, force of habit- I think of most guys anywhere near my generational age as being "kid"s. And, I wasn't thinking of using your talent for profit, actually, just for my own personal uses- which is quite sad, and I hope doesn't mean I'm going soft.No shit, that would solve so many problems. I would save money on gasoline for sure. Five minutes of head, that might work, but with teleportation time would be less of an issue. I am older than you, so it is weird being called a kid. If I taught anyone how to teleport after I had figured it out myself, I would be stupid. I should at least try to patent whatever I could before teaching anyone. Wouldn't want anyone else making money off of my discovery.Ok, I could have some sex right now. Where did you get the idea that I wanted to take anything slow? I don't see how NOW now is possible. I can't teleport or anything. Damn limitations of transportation technology.You're preaching to the choir. But I tell ya, kid, if you ever do learn how to teleport, and you can actually teach me, that would be worth giving you a solid five miuntes of head. Ten if you can teach me how to teach others.
I know it is a habit, I call people all sorts of ridiculous things. At least you don't consider me to be too old to be called that, I guess 29 isn't that old. I have more talents you might want for your personal use, but those are real.Eh, force of habit- I think of most guys anywhere near my generational age as being "kid"s. And, I wasn't thinking of using your talent for profit, actually, just for my own personal uses- which is quite sad, and I hope doesn't mean I'm going soft.No shit, that would solve so many problems. I would save money on gasoline for sure. Five minutes of head, that might work, but with teleportation time would be less of an issue. I am older than you, so it is weird being called a kid. If I taught anyone how to teleport after I had figured it out myself, I would be stupid. I should at least try to patent whatever I could before teaching anyone. Wouldn't want anyone else making money off of my discovery.Ok, I could have some sex right now. Where did you get the idea that I wanted to take anything slow? I don't see how NOW now is possible. I can't teleport or anything. Damn limitations of transportation technology.You're preaching to the choir. But I tell ya, kid, if you ever do learn how to teleport, and you can actually teach me, that would be worth giving you a solid five miuntes of head. Ten if you can teach me how to teach others.
I am so retarded I have always had the girl have to initiate first sexual moves on me.
Sure I will talk it up and be amorous or whatever, but it takes a "Are you going to fuck me now? (or equivalent) for me to Understand exactly what is going on.
Ok, I could have some sex right now. Where did you get the idea that I wanted to take anything slow? I don't see how NOW now is possible. I can't teleport or anything. Damn limitations of transportation technology.You're preaching to the choir. But I tell ya, kid, if you ever do learn how to teleport, and you can actually teach me, that would be worth giving you a solid five miuntes of head. Ten if you can teach me how to teach others.My wife has already taken care of that, AND I wear BRIEFS, Not boxers. Damned drafty things! :PYou don't like a gentle breeze blowing around your manbits?
I know it is a habit, I call people all sorts of ridiculous things. At least you don't consider me to be too old to be called that, I guess 29 isn't that old. I have more talents you might want for your personal use, but those are real.Oh? What talents are these? There ARE some things I can do for myself, but find that it's much more fun if someone else does them for me. Can you...
I am so retarded I have always had the girl have to initiate first sexual moves on me.
Sure I will talk it up and be amorous or whatever, but it takes a "Are you going to fuck me now? (or equivalent) for me to Understand exactly what is going on.
It's usually the other way around for me, and I get things like "No, not on the bus; we'll get arrested!".
Sex on the tube must be fun :orly:
I concur. In fact, if it hadn't been a fucking winter I might not have made it. I would have had to build a time machine.Ok, I could have some sex right now. Where did you get the idea that I wanted to take anything slow? I don't see how NOW now is possible. I can't teleport or anything. Damn limitations of transportation technology.You're preaching to the choir. But I tell ya, kid, if you ever do learn how to teleport, and you can actually teach me, that would be worth giving you a solid five miuntes of head. Ten if you can teach me how to teach others.My wife has already taken care of that, AND I wear BRIEFS, Not boxers. Damned drafty things! :PYou don't like a gentle breeze blowing around your manbits?
Only if it's a warm moist breeze.................I've had enough of this fucking winter. 8)
Is is that rare to be able to cook and clean? I can't call it a talent, more of something that was learned because it is necessary. Most people aren't even willing to do that shit. That is why I am dreading living with my brother, he is a huge slob.I know it is a habit, I call people all sorts of ridiculous things. At least you don't consider me to be too old to be called that, I guess 29 isn't that old. I have more talents you might want for your personal use, but those are real.Oh? What talents are these? There ARE some things I can do for myself, but find that it's much more fun if someone else does them for me. Can you...
(dare I even ask?)
...cook and clean?
I know it is a habit, I call people all sorts of ridiculous things. At least you don't consider me to be too old to be called that, I guess 29 isn't that old. I have more talents you might want for your personal use, but those are real.Oh? What talents are these? There ARE some things I can do for myself, but find that it's much more fun if someone else does them for me. Can you...
(dare I even ask?)
...cook and clean?I am so retarded I have always had the girl have to initiate first sexual moves on me.
Sure I will talk it up and be amorous or whatever, but it takes a "Are you going to fuck me now? (or equivalent) for me to Understand exactly what is going on.
It's usually the other way around for me, and I get things like "No, not on the bus; we'll get arrested!".
...and then you ask the bus driver to let you off at the next stop?Sex on the tube must be fun :orly:
You must have a larger TV set than I do. Either that, or you're very, very tiny.I concur. In fact, if it hadn't been a fucking winter I might not have made it. I would have had to build a time machine.Ok, I could have some sex right now. Where did you get the idea that I wanted to take anything slow? I don't see how NOW now is possible. I can't teleport or anything. Damn limitations of transportation technology.You're preaching to the choir. But I tell ya, kid, if you ever do learn how to teleport, and you can actually teach me, that would be worth giving you a solid five miuntes of head. Ten if you can teach me how to teach others.My wife has already taken care of that, AND I wear BRIEFS, Not boxers. Damned drafty things! :PYou don't like a gentle breeze blowing around your manbits?
Only if it's a warm moist breeze.................I've had enough of this fucking winter. 8)
Is is that rare to be able to cook and clean? I can't call it a talent, more of something that was learned because it is necessary. Most people aren't even willing to do that shit. That is why I am dreading living with my brother, he is a huge slob.Without burning down the house or destroying something? Yeah, seems rare-ish, or like a pipe dream, anyway. Lol. (Though to be fair the Current actually CAN cook- it's the cleaning he's deficient in, and that's more a volitional thing. He doesn't mess up my apartment, but his room is an actual health hazard- almost killed me, might actually kill him.)
I have much better and useful talents imo. Depends on your definition of useful though.
Once, long ago in a NH town far far away and never to be mentioned. One winter I went into the local grocery store and was bitching about the winter we were having, and the butcher in the store looked me in the eye and said, "Good night to get laid". Which point I am making is........that this was a good winter to snuggle, spoon, or whatever and get LAID, here in the FUCKING Northeast. It should be interesting to see the birthrates in the next nine months or so, Sept, Oct........... :eyebrows:Ladies shoudlnl't have germs; they should use condoms. It's just proper etiquette.
Place your bets, Ladies and Germs............. :P
Is is that rare to be able to cook and clean? I can't call it a talent, more of something that was learned because it is necessary. Most people aren't even willing to do that shit. That is why I am dreading living with my brother, he is a huge slob.Without burning down the house or destroying something? Yeah, seems rare-ish, or like a pipe dream, anyway. Lol. (Though to be fair the Current actually CAN cook- it's the cleaning he's deficient in, and that's more a volitional thing. He doesn't mess up my apartment, but his room is an actual health hazard- almost killed me, might actually kill him.)
I have much better and useful talents imo. Depends on your definition of useful though.Once, long ago in a NH town far far away and never to be mentioned. One winter I went into the local grocery store and was bitching about the winter we were having, and the butcher in the store looked me in the eye and said, "Good night to get laid". Which point I am making is........that this was a good winter to snuggle, spoon, or whatever and get LAID, here in the FUCKING Northeast. It should be interesting to see the birthrates in the next nine months or so, Sept, Oct........... :eyebrows:Ladies shoudlnl't have germs; they should use condoms. It's just proper etiquette.
Place your bets, Ladies and Germs............. :P
Yes, without burning down the house or destroying something. I can follow directions as far as cooking goes, but I am not good enough to be creative with my own recipes. Cleaning is easy for me and I am pretty good at it, even though I probably use too much bleach in the bathroom lol. Both of those things are a willingness issue for people imo. They aren't difficult tasks or anything. It seemed in my parents house that I was cleaning up after my brother and my mother was cleaning up after my dad. They are both fucking slobs who leave glasses and trash everywhere. My dad eats peanuts, so shells are all over the floor in the entertainment room. Annoys the shit out of me. My friend Matt is OCD about cleaning, he could have his own business, he is that good at cleaning stuff.Is is that rare to be able to cook and clean? I can't call it a talent, more of something that was learned because it is necessary. Most people aren't even willing to do that shit. That is why I am dreading living with my brother, he is a huge slob.Without burning down the house or destroying something? Yeah, seems rare-ish, or like a pipe dream, anyway. Lol. (Though to be fair the Current actually CAN cook- it's the cleaning he's deficient in, and that's more a volitional thing. He doesn't mess up my apartment, but his room is an actual health hazard- almost killed me, might actually kill him.)
I have much better and useful talents imo. Depends on your definition of useful though.
Agreed, but when did proper etiquette figure into lust!?? :laugh: "Oh, excuse me my dear, while I put my penis into your vagina. I do so terribly hope you don't mind that my rampant lust for you doesn't allow me the proper time to put on a condom. Oh, Jolly good, you feel the same. Now do you wish to be on top or the bottom? A gentleman always defers to the lady."Then the lady replies, "Sorry, dear sir, but you're not putting your cock in me without a rubber. It takes all of ten seconds, prevents the clap, and without it, your balls will be the most delightful shade of robin's egg blue, as I boot you out of my domicile and use my rabbit. Ah, quite right: On goes the condom. And, I'd prefer you to go over in that corner and stand on your head. I'll join you post-haste.
:toporly:
Yes, without burning down the house or destroying something. I can follow directions as far as cooking goes, but I am not good enough to be creative with my own recipes. Cleaning is easy for me and I am pretty good at it, even though I probably use too much bleach in the bathroom lol. Both of those things are a willingness issue for people imo. They aren't difficult tasks or anything. It seemed in my parents house that I was cleaning up after my brother and my mother was cleaning up after my dad. They are both fucking slobs who leave glasses and trash everywhere. My dad eats peanuts, so shells are all over the floor in the entertainment room. Annoys the shit out of me. My friend Matt is OCD about cleaning, he could have his own business, he is that good at cleaning stuff.Eh, well, he claims he can cook- as in, simple stuff, anyway. I actually have yet to let him cook for me, though I likely should- I'm trying to work up to that very, very high level of trust, lol.
It sounds great that he can cook. He can get better at cleaning or at least picking up after himself. Health hazard, that sounds pretty extreme lol. My friend James once had a plate of bagel bites in his room for over 3 months. I would constantly make fun of him for it.
do you like rammstein?I've heard a wee bit of them; I think they're listenable as background music and/or for a short period of time, but not really my thing.
Agreed, but when did proper etiquette figure into lust!?? :laugh: "Oh, excuse me my dear, while I put my penis into your vagina. I do so terribly hope you don't mind that my rampant lust for you doesn't allow me the proper time to put on a condom. Oh, Jolly good, you feel the same. Now do you wish to be on top or the bottom? A gentleman always defers to the lady."Then the lady replies, "Sorry, dear sir, but you're not putting your cock in me without a rubber. It takes all of ten seconds, prevents the clap, and without it, your balls will be the most delightful shade of robin's egg blue, as I boot you out of my domicile and use my rabbit. Ah, quite right: On goes the condom. And, I'd prefer you to go over in that corner and stand on your head. I'll join you post-haste.
:toporly:
Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter. He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.Ouch. Sounds like he needs to take shit off the floor and give it a good vacuuming then. I know plenty of people who just fucking throw their shit all over floor. Vacuuming is probably the easier part of cleaning too. My father can't stand the noise the vacuum cleaner makes, I just wear headphones when I vacuum myself. The Oreck they have now is damn quiet compared to the old Hoover we had before, such a whiny POS vacuum.
Ozy- English or western saddle?
Western saddle omgz. Condom + saddle = almost no actual genital contact.I, am happy to say, cannot attest to the verity of that statement from personal experience.
Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter. He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.
Ozy- English or western saddle?
I have never had sex with a saddle involved either. I wouldn't be opposed to trying it once in a role playing fantasy fetish capacity. It doesn't sound that appealing, compared to other activities.Western saddle omgz. Condom + saddle = almost no actual genital contact.I, am happy to say, cannot attest to the verity of that statement from personal experience.
If I think Cowboy sex I think Brokeback Mountain. I prefer not to think of Brokeback MountainNever watched it.
If I think Cowboy sex I think Brokeback Mountain. I prefer not to think of Brokeback Mountain
If I think Cowboy sex I think Brokeback Mountain. I prefer not to think of Brokeback Mountain
Jolly good! The horn won't get in the way, then!Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter. He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.
Ozy- English or western saddle?
By JOVE, English of course! :toporly:
Like cowgirl?I have never had sex with a saddle involved either. I wouldn't be opposed to trying it once in a role playing fantasy fetish capacity. It doesn't sound that appealing, compared to other activities.Western saddle omgz. Condom + saddle = almost no actual genital contact.I, am happy to say, cannot attest to the verity of that statement from personal experience.
What's your favorite question that you've been asked here? :zoinks:
Imagine this: You get a phone call at about 1 in the morning. When you answer the phone, a low, raspy voice says, "I know who you are and I know what you did," then proceeds to describe the contents of the current room you are in in perfect detail. How do you react?was pretty amusingly creepy.
Jolly good! The horn won't get in the way, then!Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter. He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.
Ozy- English or western saddle?
By JOVE, English of course! :toporly:
...though, if the horn vibrated, "in the way" could be a matter of opinion...
Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Jolly good! The horn won't get in the way, then!Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter. He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.
Ozy- English or western saddle?
By JOVE, English of course! :toporly:
...though, if the horn vibrated, "in the way" could be a matter of opinion...Like cowgirl?I have never had sex with a saddle involved either. I wouldn't be opposed to trying it once in a role playing fantasy fetish capacity. It doesn't sound that appealing, compared to other activities.Western saddle omgz. Condom + saddle = almost no actual genital contact.I, am happy to say, cannot attest to the verity of that statement from personal experience.
Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Jolly good! The horn won't get in the way, then!Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter. He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.
Ozy- English or western saddle?
By JOVE, English of course! :toporly:
...though, if the horn vibrated, "in the way" could be a matter of opinion...Like cowgirl?I have never had sex with a saddle involved either. I wouldn't be opposed to trying it once in a role playing fantasy fetish capacity. It doesn't sound that appealing, compared to other activities.Western saddle omgz. Condom + saddle = almost no actual genital contact.I, am happy to say, cannot attest to the verity of that statement from personal experience.
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
What's your favorite question that you've been asked here? :zoinks:
Well, I only went through the first ten pages or so, butImagine this: You get a phone call at about 1 in the morning. When you answer the phone, a low, raspy voice says, "I know who you are and I know what you did," then proceeds to describe the contents of the current room you are in in perfect detail. How do you react?was pretty amusingly creepy.
(Some of the questions involving my ex were sorta retrospectively hilarious too.)
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.For some reason, I read this as "air horn." :laugh: That would really add to the fun! I'm kind of sadistic, though.
More like it would be fun for someone in the next room (or on the toher side of a wall) who wanted to screw up the mood.A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.For some reason, I read this as "air horn." :laugh: That would really add to the fun! I'm kind of sadistic, though.
More like it would be fun for someone in the next room (or on the toher side of a wall) who wanted to screw up the mood.A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.For some reason, I read this as "air horn." :laugh: That would really add to the fun! I'm kind of sadistic, though.
That has yet to happen to me. Emphasis on the "yet."More like it would be fun for someone in the next room (or on the toher side of a wall) who wanted to screw up the mood.A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.For some reason, I read this as "air horn." :laugh: That would really add to the fun! I'm kind of sadistic, though.
I used to find it the height of amusement when a couple decide to leave you in a room and wander off hand in hand down the hall for some loud nookie, to start adding your own brand of flavour to their sex life by yelling out suggestions, doing commentary, and cheering.
I was pissed at the time and putout that they kinda left in the midst of conversation with me to have a root. The male (a mate of mine) came out to have a go at me and gotall aggressive. I laughed my arse off at him and then he walked up the hall and whispered "C'mon mate just give us a break hey....we'll keep it down"
I let his keep his pride and apologise to his girl later in an ashamed "Sam told me I had to say......" :lol: Brownie points to him and a favour in the favour bank for me.
Read again? I wasn't saying that you were a part of the misconception involved in riding or that you were saying the horn was a bad idea. I can read.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Jolly good! The horn won't get in the way, then!Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter. He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.
Ozy- English or western saddle?
By JOVE, English of course! :toporly:
...though, if the horn vibrated, "in the way" could be a matter of opinion...Like cowgirl?I have never had sex with a saddle involved either. I wouldn't be opposed to trying it once in a role playing fantasy fetish capacity. It doesn't sound that appealing, compared to other activities.Western saddle omgz. Condom + saddle = almost no actual genital contact.I, am happy to say, cannot attest to the verity of that statement from personal experience.
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
Read again, my friend! ;)
I wasn't trying to edify you.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
I am not a virgin.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
He is young and full of himself and lacks so much experience...........forgive him for he knoweth not what he sayeth! :P Virginity is such a terrible burden upon us of the male gender!
I am not a virgin.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
He is young and full of himself and lacks so much experience...........forgive him for he knoweth not what he sayeth! :P Virginity is such a terrible burden upon us of the male gender!
I am not a virgin.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
He is young and full of himself and lacks so much experience...........forgive him for he knoweth not what he sayeth! :P Virginity is such a terrible burden upon us of the male gender!
I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, :yikes: :razz:
My virginity was lifted from me at the ripe age of 16, so it was gone 13 years ago. Why did you say I was full of myself?I am not a virgin.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
He is young and full of himself and lacks so much experience...........forgive him for he knoweth not what he sayeth! :P Virginity is such a terrible burden upon us of the male gender!
I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, :yikes: :razz:
I am not a virgin.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
He is young and full of himself and lacks so much experience...........forgive him for he knoweth not what he sayeth! :P Virginity is such a terrible burden upon us of the male gender!
I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, :yikes: :razz:
I am shocked that you have to wipe the arses of geriatrics for a living.
My virginity was lifted from me at the ripe age of 16, so it was gone 13 years ago. Why did you say I was full of myself?I am not a virgin.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
He is young and full of himself and lacks so much experience...........forgive him for he knoweth not what he sayeth! :P Virginity is such a terrible burden upon us of the male gender!
I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, :yikes: :razz:
OK, but how many years ago was that?My virginity was lifted from me at the ripe age of 16, so it was gone 13 years ago. Why did you say I was full of myself?I am not a virgin.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
He is young and full of himself and lacks so much experience...........forgive him for he knoweth not what he sayeth! :P Virginity is such a terrible burden upon us of the male gender!
I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, :yikes: :razz:
I was being a smarty arsehole. I envy your early virginity lifting! :'( I lost mine at 23!! :'(
OK, but how many years ago was that?My virginity was lifted from me at the ripe age of 16, so it was gone 13 years ago. Why did you say I was full of myself?I am not a virgin.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
He is young and full of himself and lacks so much experience...........forgive him for he knoweth not what he sayeth! :P Virginity is such a terrible burden upon us of the male gender!
I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, :yikes: :razz:
I was being a smarty arsehole. I envy your early virginity lifting! :'( I lost mine at 23!! :'(
My virginity was lifted from me at the ripe age of 16, so it was gone 13 years ago. Why did you say I was full of myself?I am not a virgin.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
He is young and full of himself and lacks so much experience...........forgive him for he knoweth not what he sayeth! :P Virginity is such a terrible burden upon us of the male gender!
I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, :yikes: :razz:
I was being a smarty arsehole. I envy your early virginity lifting! :'( I lost mine at 23!! :'(
OK, so you lost your virginity 17 years before he did. Feel better? :POK, but how many years ago was that?My virginity was lifted from me at the ripe age of 16, so it was gone 13 years ago. Why did you say I was full of myself?I am not a virgin.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
He is young and full of himself and lacks so much experience...........forgive him for he knoweth not what he sayeth! :P Virginity is such a terrible burden upon us of the male gender!
I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, :yikes: :razz:
I was being a smarty arsehole. I envy your early virginity lifting! :'( I lost mine at 23!! :'(
30 years ago, long before most people here were born! :laugh:
OK, so you lost your virginity 17 years before he did. Feel better? :POK, but how many years ago was that?My virginity was lifted from me at the ripe age of 16, so it was gone 13 years ago. Why did you say I was full of myself?I am not a virgin.Cowgirl can be hot. I don't mind letting a girl ride. The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything. Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you. People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case. Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.Ah yes, doing the ladies a favor by LETTING them ride?
A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure. I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.
And yeah, Alex, I know how basic sexual positions work (and don't), but thank you for trying to edify me. :P
He is young and full of himself and lacks so much experience...........forgive him for he knoweth not what he sayeth! :P Virginity is such a terrible burden upon us of the male gender!
I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, :yikes: :razz:
I was being a smarty arsehole. I envy your early virginity lifting! :'( I lost mine at 23!! :'(
30 years ago, long before most people here were born! :laugh:
Meh, I stopped being worried or freaked about it long ago. I grew up in an atmosphere of "do it and you'll be a man", "It's normal for boys to get laid" or some other sexist crap that was prevalent then. Girls who had sex in their teens were considered "sluts", while guys who did have sex were considered "men", clapped on the back and congratulated, unless they got the girl preggers and then it was a "shotgun" marriage in the local catholic church. Everyone of which ended in divorce sooner or later. Or if they didn't get married, the girl went to live with "Her aunt in Indiana" and was out of sight for a year. (I'm not making that up.) Then she came back with kid like nothing happened and then there was the shotgun marriage. ::)It hasn't changed all that much nowadays. :( (Except that I have heard the specific term "slut" being used much more semantically specifically to refer to indiscriminately sleeping with a large number of partners, so we're much more educated here in 2008. We know that girls who put out, but not for everyone, aren't sluts. Just immoral, dirty sleazebags. Also, teases. ::))
Bah, men can be sluts and manwhores too. Most guys are sluts technically lol.
Meh, I stopped being worried or freaked about it long ago. I grew up in an atmosphere of "do it and you'll be a man", "It's normal for boys to get laid" or some other sexist crap that was prevalent then. Girls who had sex in their teens were considered "sluts", while guys who did have sex were considered "men", clapped on the back and congratulated, unless they got the girl preggers and then it was a "shotgun" marriage in the local catholic church. Everyone of which ended in divorce sooner or later. Or if they didn't get married, the girl went to live with "Her aunt in Indiana" and was out of sight for a year. (I'm not making that up.) Then she came back with kid like nothing happened and then there was the shotgun marriage. ::)It hasn't changed all that much nowadays. :( (Except that I have heard the specific term "slut" being used much more semantically specifically to refer to indiscriminately sleeping with a large number of partners, so we're much more educated here in 2008. We know that girls who put out, but not for everyone, aren't sluts. Just immoral, dirty sleazebags. Also, teases. ::))
you lost your virginity ten years before I was born :P
Bah, men can be sluts and manwhores too. Most guys are sluts technically lol.The latter hasn't been true in my experience. More like most guys want to be.
A friend in need is a friend indeedMeh, I stopped being worried or freaked about it long ago. I grew up in an atmosphere of "do it and you'll be a man", "It's normal for boys to get laid" or some other sexist crap that was prevalent then. Girls who had sex in their teens were considered "sluts", while guys who did have sex were considered "men", clapped on the back and congratulated, unless they got the girl preggers and then it was a "shotgun" marriage in the local catholic church. Everyone of which ended in divorce sooner or later. Or if they didn't get married, the girl went to live with "Her aunt in Indiana" and was out of sight for a year. (I'm not making that up.) Then she came back with kid like nothing happened and then there was the shotgun marriage. ::)It hasn't changed all that much nowadays. :( (Except that I have heard the specific term "slut" being used much more semantically specifically to refer to indiscriminately sleeping with a large number of partners, so we're much more educated here in 2008. We know that girls who put out, but not for everyone, aren't sluts. Just immoral, dirty sleazebags. Also, teases. ::))
Of course the latest catch phrase, "Friends with benefits".
True they do want to be sluts, so I guess they are sluts at heart. It is up to you fine females to give them a chance and allow us slutty males to achieve our dream of becoming man-sluts.Sorry, but the dream that I fulfill is actually just regular and frequent access to monogamous sex. I don't want a man-slut, and if somone I was dating tried to become one by outsourcing, I'd break a wee bit more than just his heart, I think.
Bah, men can be sluts and manwhores too. Most guys are sluts technically lol.The latter hasn't been true in my experience. More like most guys want to be.
:plus:Bah, men can be sluts and manwhores too. Most guys are sluts technically lol.The latter hasn't been true in my experience. More like most guys want to be.
It's not our fault; it's in our jeans.
Bah, men can be sluts and manwhores too. Most guys are sluts technically lol.The latter hasn't been true in my experience. More like most guys want to be.
It's not our fault; it's in our jeans.
If a guy agrees to a monogamous relationship and then "outsources", that would be a problem. I would like to think most men are capable of being in a monogamous relationship, but the statistics probably (I don't have them off hand) would show that both sexes have problems with being monogamous. I haven't had any problems being monogamous, myself, but I know plenty of guys who do "outsource". They just can't keep it in their pants. Just because someone is a slut, doesn't mean they can't be your slut, and your slut alone.True they do want to be sluts, so I guess they are sluts at heart. It is up to you fine females to give them a chance and allow us slutty males to achieve our dream of becoming man-sluts.Sorry, but the dream that I fulfill is actually just regular and frequent access to monogamous sex. I don't want a man-slut, and if someone I was dating tried to become one by outsourcing, I'd break a wee bit more than just his heart, I think.
If a guy agrees to a monogamous relationship and then "outsources", that would be a problem. I would like to think most men are capable of being in a monogamous relationship, but the statistics probably (I don't have them off hand) would show that both sexes have problems with being monogamous. I haven't had any problems being monogamous, myself, but I know plenty of guys who do "outsource". They just can't keep it in their pants. Just because someone is a slut, doesn't mean they can't be your slut, and your slut alone.See, I more think of constantly shagging just one person as monogamous nymphomania, not sluttiness. I'll break down my understanding of some terms which could potentially be seen as derrogatory:
True they do want to be sluts, so I guess they are sluts at heart. It is up to you fine females to give them a chance and allow us slutty males to achieve our dream of becoming man-sluts.Sorry, but the dream that I fulfill is actually just regular and frequent access to monogamous sex. I don't want a man-slut, and if somone I was dating tried to become one by outsourcing, I'd break a wee bit more than just his heart, I think.
Where were you when I was in college part 1................oooooooooooopps, you weren't even born then, which makes any such sexual thoughts about you incestous, since I am old enough to be your father and that makes me a pervert and I should be ashamed of my self and should shut up since the statute of limitations is forever and WHY am I dwelling on this. :PWell, hopefully he'll be the potential object of Elle-craving envy for more than a little while. I kinda like him, at the moment. :) Though, if not, I am well aware that what I have to offer actually really is something that I prolly woudln't have a huge amount of trouble finding someone who'd want, of course. Once I'm done being all sad and stuff.
Seriously, monogamy and precautions is my middle name, but, since I am too old and decrepit I will just settle for envying your boyfriend. But, only for a little while! :P
Where were you when I was in college part 1................oooooooooooopps, you weren't even born then, which makes any such sexual thoughts about you incestous, since I am old enough to be your father and that makes me a pervert and I should be ashamed of my self and should shut up since the statute of limitations is forever and WHY am I dwelling on this. :PWell, hopefully he'll be the potential object of Elle-craving envy for more than a little while. I kinda like him, at the moment. :) Though, if not, I am well aware that what I have to offer actually really is something that I prolly woudln't have a huge amount of trouble finding someone who'd want, of course. Once I'm done being all sad and stuff.
Seriously, monogamy and precautions is my middle name, but, since I am too old and decrepit I will just settle for envying your boyfriend. But, only for a little while! :P
Whore means they have sex straight up for money.Yeah, a whore is a prostitute.
Oh, well duh, but it's used in half a billion other ways in common vernacular, not all of which even imply that the chick is having sex for anything but sex. Maybe "immoral sex" would be a common denominator. (I'm thinking for exmaple it's a term I can imagine being thrown around as a reaction to infidelity.)Whore means they have sex straight up for money.Yeah, a whore is a prostitute.
I agree with your definitions, but I also think slut and whore are sometimes used interchangeably.Yeah, they often are.
Oh, well duh, but it's used in half a billion other ways in common vernacular, not all of which even imply that the chick is having sex for anything but sex. Maybe "immoral sex" would be a common denominator. (I'm thinking for exmaple it's a term I can imagine being thrown around as a reaction to infidelity.)Whore means they have sex straight up for money.Yeah, a whore is a prostitute.
In this day and age, "Immoral sex" or "indiscrimanent sex" =Stupidity = misery!Yeah, though sex can be discriminate, monogamous and consentual- hell, even in a long-term relationship- and still immoral, IMO.
Consensual and immoral? What are you thinking of?All those things can still be present and you can still be knowingly hurting the other person, at least emotionally. I think that that's immoral.
You can still have consent and still be immoral is what she is saying. The other party might not know fully what kind of harm they are getting themselves into, but the person who is knowingly causing the harm would be the person in the wrong morally anyways. It depends on what is known going into the situation and if the whole thing is built upon lies or not.
It is all about money. If you are in a place where exchanging cash for sex is perfectly acceptable morally, then calling someone a whore isn't such a big deal probably. A slut enjoys sex for what enjoyment they get out of it, they have sex because they love it. A nympho is addicted, but really doesn't gain much pleasure if any at all from sex. Monogamy has nothing to do with any of those imo. Someone can be a whore, slut or nympho and still be monogamous imo. We do practice what is called serial monogamy these days. It is possible to be all 3.... slut, nympho and whore.
Nothing usually, unless they are trying to be whores. Maybe they really love sex (or are addicted to it, but can't enjoy it) and have decided to go ahead and start getting paid for having it. Might as well get paid for it, if you are going to be having lots of it anyways.It is all about money. If you are in a place where exchanging cash for sex is perfectly acceptable morally, then calling someone a whore isn't such a big deal probably. A slut enjoys sex for what enjoyment they get out of it, they have sex because they love it. A nympho is addicted, but really doesn't gain much pleasure if any at all from sex. Monogamy has nothing to do with any of those imo. Someone can be a whore, slut or nympho and still be monogamous imo. We do practice what is called serial monogamy these days. It is possible to be all 3.... slut, nympho and whore.
What does money have to do with shagging sluts and nymphos?
Consensual and immoral? What are you thinking of?All those things can still be present and you can still be knowingly hurting the other person, at least emotionally. I think that that's immoral.
Ah - I would question the consensuality of that. But you're probably right, it's better to call it consensual but immoral. If one goes around questioning the ability to give consent of every otherwise competent adult embroiled in some emotional sexual mess, there wouldn't be a lot of officially sane people in the world.I know, and I would halfway question it too, but you followed my logic on saying "consentual."
BTW - I must have listened to Forgiven and Joining You at least thirty times apiece in the past week. Thanks for the inadvertent inspiration. :P
And apparently neither I nor the forum spellcheck can spell consentual.I LOVE accidental sexual innuendos; you should never apologize for them. :D
*decides not to apologize for possible accidental sexual innuendoes*
And apparently neither I nor the forum spellcheck can spell consentual.I LOVE accidental sexual innuendos; you should never apologize for them. :D
*decides not to apologize for possible accidental sexual innuendoes*
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?Pick me!
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?I think that girl April would be the best one to Fool around with.
Aw, you mean you're not cataloging and cross-referencing everyone's answers like a proper aspie, to find potential feasible matchups?Nah. I assume members who have interest in each other will be checking each other's threads anyway to see if they have that wonderful luuuurve connection.
Damn- I can't beliive my April Foolaround threesome postworing got me less than a page of questions. Then killed my thread completely. :'(
Yes- my thread was fucked, and I did not cunnsent to it!Damn- I can't beliive my April Foolaround threesome postworing got me less than a page of questions. Then killed my thread completely. :'(
And apparently neither I nor the forum spellcheck can spell consentual.
*decides not to apologize for possible accidental sexual innuendoes*
I LOVE accidental sexual innuendos; you should never apologize for them.
Postus-Interruptus?
Yes- my thread was fucked, and I did not cunnsent to it!Damn- I can't beliive my April Foolaround threesome postworing got me less than a page of questions. Then killed my thread completely. :'(
And apparently neither I nor the forum spellcheck can spell consentual.
*decides not to apologize for possible accidental sexual innuendoes*
I LOVE accidental sexual innuendos; you should never apologize for them.
Postus-Interruptus?
I feel so used.
*snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.I feel so used.
I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! :crossed: :toporly:
*snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.I feel so used.
I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! :crossed: :toporly:
*snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.I feel so used.
I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! :crossed: :toporly:
I'd kick one of those out of bed, too. :zoinks:*snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.I feel so used.
I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! :crossed: :toporly:
Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog! :headbang2: :razz: Promising a lot, but, delivering a little. :laugh:
What if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?
I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't. It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.
I'd kick one of those out of bed, too. :zoinks:*snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.I feel so used.
I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! :crossed: :toporly:
Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog! :headbang2: :razz: Promising a lot, but, delivering a little. :laugh:What if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?
I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't. It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.
Just as bad (men who do that are, in my opinion, fucking douchebags- desperation ain't an excuse), and besides which, they would have no need to- all I care about is a clean bill of health, and (really mostly to that end) monogamy to me while I'm sexually active with the person. I'll provide the same. If I'm dating someone, I want to fuck them; else I would not consider it dating. Just friendship.
Hell yeah- if a guy wants me to put out, the way he's going to earn that continued proiveledge is by keeping me interested.I'd kick one of those out of bed, too. :zoinks:*snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.I feel so used.
I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! :crossed: :toporly:
Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog! :headbang2: :razz: Promising a lot, but, delivering a little. :laugh:What if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?
I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't. It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.
Just as bad (men who do that are, in my opinion, fucking douchebags- desperation ain't an excuse), and besides which, they would have no need to- all I care about is a clean bill of health, and (really mostly to that end) monogamy to me while I'm sexually active with the person. I'll provide the same. If I'm dating someone, I want to fuck them; else I would not consider it dating. Just friendship.
Well, I would hope you would kick, "Dr. Doolittle" out of bed! Life is too short! :laugh: As for your second response to Peter. :thumbup: :plus:
Did you get accidentally pregnant?Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!
Did you get accidentally pregnant?Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!
Did you get accidentally pregnant?Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!
:laugh:
If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?
:laugh:Sure- I'll be very busy having a mental breakdown. :laugh:
If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?
Did you get accidentally pregnant?Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!
Aliens must have kidnapped PMS and implanted a uterus to fulfill their evil designs on an alien/human hybrid bent on global domination.I am an alien-human hybrid. (If there's any human at all.)
Congrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.:puke:
Congrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.:puke:
Some things shouldn't stay in the gene pool.
I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.My deepest condolences.
I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.My deepest condolences.
Of course not. I'm not into trading any type of fuck for love.I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.My deepest condolences.
Would you consider anal sex for love?
EDIT: I'm such a ladies' man.
How many times a day do you shower?LMFAO, just posted that in the hygeiene thread. Once a day in winter, twice a day now because I sweat so damn much when I exercise.
How many times a day do you shower?LMFAO, just posted that in the hygeiene thread. Once a day in winter, twice a day now because I sweat so damn much when I exercise.
Yeah, but it keeps my ass lookin' mighty fine.How many times a day do you shower?LMFAO, just posted that in the hygeiene thread. Once a day in winter, twice a day now because I sweat so damn much when I exercise.
I didn't think you'd post. :s
And exercising a lot will make you smell like ass.
Yeah, but it keeps my ass lookin' mighty fine.How many times a day do you shower?LMFAO, just posted that in the hygeiene thread. Once a day in winter, twice a day now because I sweat so damn much when I exercise.
I didn't think you'd post. :s
And exercising a lot will make you smell like ass.
Sorry, ain't happening- no ifs, ands, or butts.Yeah, but it keeps my ass lookin' mighty fine.How many times a day do you shower?LMFAO, just posted that in the hygeiene thread. Once a day in winter, twice a day now because I sweat so damn much when I exercise.
I didn't think you'd post. :s
And exercising a lot will make you smell like ass.
You must show it to me sometime.
Damn you got me curious about that ass as well.Sorry, ain't happening- no ifs, ands, or butts.Yeah, but it keeps my ass lookin' mighty fine.How many times a day do you shower?LMFAO, just posted that in the hygeiene thread. Once a day in winter, twice a day now because I sweat so damn much when I exercise.
I didn't think you'd post. :s
And exercising a lot will make you smell like ass.
You must show it to me sometime.
Pun as expected, from PMS.
You are set to auto-pun, all the time.Pun as expected, from PMS.
I pun whether or not I have PMS. :P
Oh, damnit, I can't think of a punny reply! This is my punnishment for being so goddamn overpunfident!You are set to auto-pun, all the time.Pun as expected, from PMS.
I pun whether or not I have PMS. :P
How are you lately?Been better, been worse- OK when hanging with people, stagnating in my own boredom when not. Wishing either school would start, I'd get an assignment from school, or something else would happen where I'd have something that I could do that I would feel "mattered," and (perhaps a bit closer to realistically, if not realistically) hoping that the doctor's appointment I scheduled today helps get my left big toe back in working order; not being able to go out walking every day is not especially good for me irght now.
What's wrong with your toe, PMS Elle?
Tony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking businessTaht's a dirty rotten lie. I got out of my debt by blowing him. We had a verbal contract.
Tony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking businessTaht's a dirty rotten lie. I got out of my debt by blowing him. We had a verbal contract.
...or was that oral contract?
Kids these days have it too goddamn easy. I've paid my dues, and his kid can either get a scholarship or strip her way through college like I did.Tony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking businessTaht's a dirty rotten lie. I got out of my debt by blowing him. We had a verbal contract.
...or was that oral contract?
I'm sure you is a swell broad but listen lady, just cause you had that.. that maybe good for 10Gs off the top but the big guy still gotha pay for his house in Sicily and his kid's tuition ..and them colleges ain't cheap!
Kids these days have it too goddamn easy. I've paid my dues, and his kid can either get a scholarship or strip her way through college like I did.Tony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking businessTaht's a dirty rotten lie. I got out of my debt by blowing him. We had a verbal contract.
...or was that oral contract?
I'm sure you is a swell broad but listen lady, just cause you had that.. that maybe good for 10Gs off the top but the big guy still gotha pay for his house in Sicily and his kid's tuition ..and them colleges ain't cheap!
..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lolWow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???
..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lolWow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???
..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lolWow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???
Holy hell! Why didn't I go there when I was last in portland???..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lolWow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???
So your working at the "Platinum Plus" Club in Portland Maine??? Yes, it is a Strip Club and topless donut drive thru shop! Seriously this place really exists! 8)
The ugly customer? It wasn't so much a fear that it would look like I was getting paid to fuck him- he was just such a lousy guy in general that my stock went down. Small town issues type dealie...so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lolWow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???
You mean 'Flick The Bean'? oh there's a large chain of those clubs now
I never did understood why they fired you for doing that thing...you know..
Will you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?Hadn't planned on it any time soon.
Holy hell! Why didn't I go there when I was last in portland???..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lolWow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???
So your working at the "Platinum Plus" Club in Portland Maine??? Yes, it is a Strip Club and topless donut drive thru shop! Seriously this place really exists! 8)
ROAD TRIP!
Do you think anyone really plans on it? I know guys who say that they have tried it on their girlfriend and played it off as an accident. That did not work out well of course. My brother has been able to talk each of his ex-gfs into it. I really never cared enough to even try, happy enough with the pussy.Will you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?Hadn't planned on it any time soon.
Well, Alex, I'd basically consider unwanted and explicitly refused penetration to be sexual assault/rape, but perhaps I am naieve in my fairy-tale hopes and dreams that I will not be raped, although I know that too is not somehting that people usually plan to have happen to them.Do you think anyone really plans on it? I know guys who say that they have tried it on their girlfriend and played it off as an accident. That did not work out well of course. My brother has been able to talk each of his ex-gfs into it. I really never cared enough to even try, happy enough with the pussy.Will you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?Hadn't planned on it any time soon.
Talking someone into it in the heat of the moment is one thing (because it involves consent), but I agree with the "accident" thing being sexual assault/rape, hence why the guy I know who tried that angered his GF immensely (though he didn't keep going with it). I wouldn't say that you are naive, just there are some really fucked up people out there. One would hope that women never get raped, but statistics clearly show us that is not the case.Well, Alex, I'd basically consider unwanted and explicitly refused penetration to be sexual assault/rape, but perhaps I am naieve in my fairy-tale hopes and dreams that I will not be raped, although I know that too is not somehting that people usually plan to have happen to them.Do you think anyone really plans on it? I know guys who say that they have tried it on their girlfriend and played it off as an accident. That did not work out well of course. My brother has been able to talk each of his ex-gfs into it. I really never cared enough to even try, happy enough with the pussy.Will you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?Hadn't planned on it any time soon.
Eh, well,True enough, I met a girl a while back who claimed to be into anal. I really didn't believe her, as every other female who I know tried it, claimed it hurt really bad. I guess she did it so much, she learned to enjoy it. She was the one who was into being choked and roleplaying a rape scenario too, what a headcase she was lol.
1. Some women do "plan on" trying anal; some are even into it.
2. I know damn well how fucked up some people can be; I've been the recipient of some sick bullshit in my day, and it seems like I've actually been pretty lucky in avoiding how awful it can really get, thus far.
I highly doubt a girl has to be a headcase to enjoy anal and would assume it does not always hurt, depending on how it's done/in what context; I've heard of sane girls enjoying it. I just personally don't want to; I think it sounds like somehting I woudln't find pleasant, and I have a perfectly good vagina. If anyone I bang feels horribly deprived by that, I'm not the one for him.Eh, well,True enough, I met a girl a while back who claimed to be into anal. I really didn't believe her, as every other female who I know tried it, claimed it hurt really bad. I guess she did it so much, she learned to enjoy it. She was the one who was into being choked and roleplaying a rape scenario too, what a headcase she was lol.
1. Some women do "plan on" trying anal; some are even into it.
2. I know damn well how fucked up some people can be; I've been the recipient of some sick bullshit in my day, and it seems like I've actually been pretty lucky in avoiding how awful it can really get, thus far.
Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... :zoinks:
Makes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.
Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... :zoinks:
Makes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.
I didn't say they would have to be a headcase, just that she was specifically (moreso to do with all the other stuff she told me about herself). Some guys seem to really want to do anal with their girlfriends, but it has never been a thing that I cared enough about to request with any past lover/fuckbuddy.I highly doubt a girl has to be a headcase to enjoy anal and would assume it does not always hurt, depending on how it's done/in what context; I've heard of sane girls enjoying it. I just personally don't want to; I think it sounds like somehting I woudln't find pleasant, and I have a perfectly good vagina. If anyone I bang feels horribly deprived by that, I'm not the one for him.Eh, well,True enough, I met a girl a while back who claimed to be into anal. I really didn't believe her, as every other female who I know tried it, claimed it hurt really bad. I guess she did it so much, she learned to enjoy it. She was the one who was into being choked and roleplaying a rape scenario too, what a headcase she was lol.
1. Some women do "plan on" trying anal; some are even into it.
2. I know damn well how fucked up some people can be; I've been the recipient of some sick bullshit in my day, and it seems like I've actually been pretty lucky in avoiding how awful it can really get, thus far.
I eat babies.Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... :zoinks:
Makes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.
Their flesh is quite tender. You can still get pregnant then if you eat them, as the baby has to form in the womb for you to have something to eat lol.I eat babies.Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... :zoinks:
Makes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.
I eat babies from within.Their flesh is quite tender. You can still get pregnant then if you eat them, as the baby has to form in the womb for you to have something to eat lol.I eat babies.Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... :zoinks:
Makes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.
I eat babies.Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... :zoinks:
Makes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.
REPRODUCTIVE FAIL!!!!I eat babies.Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... :zoinks:
Makes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.
She can't have children. She's a failure.
REPRODUCTIVE FAIL!!!!I eat babies.Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... :zoinks:
Makes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.
She can't have children. She's a failure.
You don't have a uterus either, huh?REPRODUCTIVE FAIL!!!!I eat babies.Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... :zoinks:
Makes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.
She can't have children. She's a failure.
It's alright. I'm in the same boat.
You don't have a uterus either, huh?REPRODUCTIVE FAIL!!!!I eat babies.Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... :zoinks:
Makes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.
She can't have children. She's a failure.
It's alright. I'm in the same boat.
Women want to mate with me!!!!
Best 'o luck, pea!Women want to mate with me!!!!
Maybe my luck will change in college.
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds. >:DIs this advice for me or for peauguy?
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds. >:DIs this advice for me or for peauguy?
In that case, as you bide your time in the club, file your nails.Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds. >:DIs this advice for me or for peauguy?
Me, obviously.
In that case, as you bide your time in the club, file your nails.Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds. >:DIs this advice for me or for peauguy?
Me, obviously.
I want to bite you?Do you file your teeth?
I want to bite you?Do you file your teeth?
Do you brush and mouthwash your fingers?I want to bite you?Do you file your teeth?
No? But I brush and mouthwash them?
Do you brush and mouthwash your fingers?I want to bite you?Do you file your teeth?
No? But I brush and mouthwash them?
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds. >:DIs this advice for me or for peauguy?
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds. >:DIs this advice for me or for peauguy?
It is a percentages game.
I have picked up this way a looooonnnggg time ago. I had terrible luck with women but was not overly concerned with quality and happy to increase my odds any way I could.
God some of them were hideous......ugh! :-\
My fingers have mouths?You'd know better than I- they're YOUR fingers!
It is a percentages game.A two at ten and a ten at... six?
I have picked up this way a looooonnnggg time ago. I had terrible luck with women but was not overly concerned with quality and happy to increase my odds any way I could.
God some of them were hideous......ugh! :-\
I've done this too, but stopped a few years ago. If I really, really wanted a fuck, I could hit the clubs again and pick up somebody, but it's just not worth it to me.What part of it makes it not worth it?
I've done this too, but stopped a few years ago. If I really, really wanted a fuck, I could hit the clubs again and pick up somebody, but it's just not worth it to me.What part of it makes it not worth it?
It is a percentages game.A two at ten and a ten at... six?
I have picked up this way a looooonnnggg time ago. I had terrible luck with women but was not overly concerned with quality and happy to increase my odds any way I could.
God some of them were hideous......ugh! :-\
ouch. :laugh:It is a percentages game.A two at ten and a ten at... six?
I have picked up this way a looooonnnggg time ago. I had terrible luck with women but was not overly concerned with quality and happy to increase my odds any way I could.
God some of them were hideous......ugh! :-\
Very.....errr.......generous percentages. This is a fugly Autistic socially retarded male trying to pick up women....(maybe divide the percentage by four)
My precious......only behind the assumed identity of her first ex-boyfriend, who had gone on Intensity to stalk and potentially win her back while under an assumed identity, could ThePeaGuy profess his love to the sweet and lovely Serissa, in hopes of winning her calloused little heart.
There was a young lady from Mass.
Who loved to go shaking her ass.
With clothes a bit slutty
She wriggled her butty
She said, NO CONDOMS, NO SEX, I'm not nutty!
(For the non US members Mass. is short for Massachusetts.)
There once was a plumber from LeaLook, just because my standards USED to be insanely low, and just because every guy who's had his cock in me was a writer, and I have professed myself to be a bit of a nympho, does NOT mean that you can win your way into my pants by writing me poetry.
Who was plumbing PMS Ellie by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing
I think someones coming"
Said the plumber, still plumbing "It's me!
So, how would someone go about getting the opportunity to bang you silly? Now that we know poetry doesn't really work on you anymore, that is.Romance me with grandiose promises that you aren't going to turn out to be a total douchebag?
What are your qualifications for being a total douchebag, so one could know what avoiding such status entails in advance?So, how would someone go about getting the opportunity to bang you silly? Now that we know poetry doesn't really work on you anymore, that is.Romance me with grandiose promises that you aren't going to turn out to be a total douchebag?
My precious......only behind the assumed identity of her first ex-boyfriend, who had gone on Intensity to stalk and potentially win her back while under an assumed identity, could ThePeaGuy profess his love to the sweet and lovely Serissa, in hopes of winning her calloused little heart.There was a young lady from Mass.
Who loved to go shaking her ass.
With clothes a bit slutty
She wriggled her butty
She said, NO CONDOMS, NO SEX, I'm not nutty!
(For the non US members Mass. is short for Massachusetts.)There once was a plumber from LeaLook, just because my standards USED to be insanely low, and just because every guy who's had his cock in me was a writer, and I have professed myself to be a bit of a nympho, does NOT mean that you can win your way into my pants by writing me poetry.
Who was plumbing PMS Ellie by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing
I think someones coming"
Said the plumber, still plumbing "It's me!
I'm not into romantic shit like that. :orly:
Picky picky, I came up with that while sitting in the car for an hour and a half drive from Kennebunk Maine to my home with nothing to read and my wife doing the driving. :orly:You should have been talking dirty to your wife, you slut. :P
He thinks about you even when he is riding in the car with his wife, what does that say?Picky picky, I came up with that while sitting in the car for an hour and a half drive from Kennebunk Maine to my home with nothing to read and my wife doing the driving. :orly:You should have been talking dirty to your wife, you slut. :P
It's one of those things with so much variation and subtle nuance that all I can say is I'll know it when I see it.What are your qualifications for being a total douchebag, so one could know what avoiding such status entails in advance?So, how would someone go about getting the opportunity to bang you silly? Now that we know poetry doesn't really work on you anymore, that is.Romance me with grandiose promises that you aren't going to turn out to be a total douchebag?
You can't spell out what are the metrics for actions that would qualify as douchebaggery, that is kinda understandable. All a guy can do is try to not be a douchebag, then.It's one of those things with so much variation and subtle nuance that all I can say is I'll know it when I see it.What are your qualifications for being a total douchebag, so one could know what avoiding such status entails in advance?So, how would someone go about getting the opportunity to bang you silly? Now that we know poetry doesn't really work on you anymore, that is.Romance me with grandiose promises that you aren't going to turn out to be a total douchebag?
You can't spell out what are the metrics for actions that would qualify as douchebaggery, that is kinda understandable. All a guy can do is try to not be a douchebag, then.
They need a guidebook. "How to not be a douchebag to women". I would like to think that I am not a douchebag, as I have never been called one. Most guys probably don't know, until its too late.You can't spell out what are the metrics for actions that would qualify as douchebaggery, that is kinda understandable. All a guy can do is try to not be a douchebag, then.
Most guys don't try very hard.
Well, perhaps I would be more correct in saying most guys don't try very diligently.
"Douchebag" was in fact the last word I ever spoke to ex #2. :green:They need a guidebook. "How to not be a douchebag to women". I would like to think that I am not a douchebag, as I have never been called one. Most guys probably don't know, until its too late.You can't spell out what are the metrics for actions that would qualify as douchebaggery, that is kinda understandable. All a guy can do is try to not be a douchebag, then.
Most guys don't try very hard.
Well, perhaps I would be more correct in saying most guys don't try very diligently.
Who knows, it might help some people avoid being douchebags. I am sure ex #2 loved being called a bag o' douche. I would like to think that most guys are not intentionally trying to be douchebags. I might be wrong, as some people get advice to be an asshole, because that can get men laid by certain types of females."Douchebag" was in fact the last word I ever spoke to ex #2. :green:They need a guidebook. "How to not be a douchebag to women". I would like to think that I am not a douchebag, as I have never been called one. Most guys probably don't know, until its too late.You can't spell out what are the metrics for actions that would qualify as douchebaggery, that is kinda understandable. All a guy can do is try to not be a douchebag, then.
Most guys don't try very hard.
Well, perhaps I would be more correct in saying most guys don't try very diligently.
And I may well write a small essay on "How not to be a douchebag" and post it at some point. A bit like one of those blogs that travles around the internets about "things girls wish every guy would know" only not bullshit. :laugh:
"Douchebag" was in fact the last word I ever spoke to ex #2. :green:They need a guidebook. "How to not be a douchebag to women". I would like to think that I am not a douchebag, as I have never been called one. Most guys probably don't know, until its too late.You can't spell out what are the metrics for actions that would qualify as douchebaggery, that is kinda understandable. All a guy can do is try to not be a douchebag, then.
Most guys don't try very hard.
Well, perhaps I would be more correct in saying most guys don't try very diligently.
And I may well write a small essay on "How not to be a douchebag" and post it at some point. A bit like one of those blogs that travles around the internets about "things girls wish every guy would know" only not bullshit. :laugh:
Picky picky, I came up with that while sitting in the car for an hour and a half drive from Kennebunk Maine to my home with nothing to read and my wife doing the driving. :orly:You should have been talking dirty to your wife, you slut. :P
Who knows, it might help some people avoid being douchebags. I am sure ex #2 loved being called a bag o' douche. I would like to think that most guys are not intentionally trying to be douchebags. I might be wrong, as some people get advice to be an asshole, because that can get men laid by certain types of females.Actually, Alex, a big part of my definition of "douchebag" is knowlingly and willingly harming or allowing the harm of someone else, when it could easily be stopped/prevented/addressed, because it benefits you- "using," and to another's detriment. So, I wouldn't say it's something that can really be unintentional. Quite frankly, I'd assume any guy I'd ever shag would, given enough time, eventually do something stupid and hurtful, but that's part of the human condition. It's the intent (and the amends-making/genuine work toward non-harm) that seperates human error from douchebaggery.
I think this is an absolutely fantastic idea, especially if it is direct, concise and written to be an essential manual for helping all guys to avoid douchebaggery. Maybe include an advanced, reference appendix, which only the more cultured of suitors could even comprehend.Lol.
Oh. Ok then. Yay!Picky picky, I came up with that while sitting in the car for an hour and a half drive from Kennebunk Maine to my home with nothing to read and my wife doing the driving. :orly:You should have been talking dirty to your wife, you slut. :P
What makes you think I wasn't? :eyebrows:
So intent is a big part of the picture. Guys trying to be assholes to get sex are douchebags, that would make sense to me at least. That would be due to intent. I would like to think most guys would genuinely try to improve towards making amends and being a better partner if their SO let them know they were being detrimental in some way. There are some things that are sticking points with people though. I know I had issues with video games and weed with an ex. Other than that, I haven't come across with much else. My brother is really verbally abusive to his exes, and that always ended up biting him in the ass. That is due to him being a huge button pushing asshole though.Who knows, it might help some people avoid being douchebags. I am sure ex #2 loved being called a bag o' douche. I would like to think that most guys are not intentionally trying to be douchebags. I might be wrong, as some people get advice to be an asshole, because that can get men laid by certain types of females.Actually, Alex, a big part of my definition of "douchebag" is knowlingly and willingly harming or allowing the harm of someone else, when it could easily be stopped/prevented/addressed, because it benefits you- "using," and to another's detriment. So, I wouldn't say it's something that can really be unintentional. Quite frankly, I'd assume any guy I'd ever shag would, given enough time, eventually do something stupid and hurtful, but that's part of the human condition. It's the intent (and the amends-making/genuine work toward non-harm) that seperates human error from douchebaggery.
So intent is a big part of the picture. Guys trying to be assholes to get sex are douchebags, that would make sense to me at least. That would be due to intent. I would like to think most guys would genuinely try to improve towards making amends and being a better partner if their SO let them know they were being detrimental in some way. There are some things that are sticking points with people though. I know I had issues with video games and weed with an ex. Other than that, I haven't come across with much else. My brother is really verbally abusive to his exes, and that always ended up biting him in the ass. That is due to him being a huge button pushing asshole though.I'd like to think that too. I have yet to date someone who lives up to that though.
'Course, I should prolly pull back on admitting how bitter and angry I am on a place like Intensity, lol.
'Course, I should prolly pull back on admitting how bitter and angry I am on a place like Intensity, lol.
Why? So you don't get mobbed by a furious crowd of rabid and sex-starved males out to do some women-bashing?
I think this is an absolutely fantastic idea, especially if it is direct, concise and written to be an essential manual for helping all guys to avoid douchebaggery. Maybe include an advanced, reference appendix, which only the more cultured of suitors could even comprehend.Lol.
Well now I wanna ask for pay.Oh. Ok then. Yay!Picky picky, I came up with that while sitting in the car for an hour and a half drive from Kennebunk Maine to my home with nothing to read and my wife doing the driving. :orly:You should have been talking dirty to your wife, you slut. :P
What makes you think I wasn't? :eyebrows:
Can you send Peaguy a private message about your vagina, becasue he doesn't know about it.
'Course, I should prolly pull back on admitting how bitter and angry I am on a place like Intensity, lol.
Why? So you don't get mobbed by a furious crowd of rabid and sex-starved males out to do some women-bashing?
Well, then it would be turn abouts fair play for a furious crowd of rabid and sex starved females to go out and do some men-bashing! :indeed:
Can you send Peaguy a private message about your vagina, becasue he doesn't know about it.
What sort of conversation were you having, which led to you finding out Peaguy's state of knowledge about PMS's vagina?
Exactly. With my track record instead of turning into a flame war it might turn into an orgy.'Course, I should prolly pull back on admitting how bitter and angry I am on a place like Intensity, lol.
Why? So you don't get mobbed by a furious crowd of rabid and sex-starved males out to do some women-bashing?
Well, then it would be turn abouts fair play for a furious crowd of rabid and sex starved females to go out and do some men-bashing! :indeed:That's ALWAYS fair play! :laugh:
:D TY oz. Good to hear. Carry on! :PI think this is an absolutely fantastic idea, especially if it is direct, concise and written to be an essential manual for helping all guys to avoid douchebaggery. Maybe include an advanced, reference appendix, which only the more cultured of suitors could even comprehend.Lol.
Well now I wanna ask for pay.Oh. Ok then. Yay!Picky picky, I came up with that while sitting in the car for an hour and a half drive from Kennebunk Maine to my home with nothing to read and my wife doing the driving. :orly:You should have been talking dirty to your wife, you slut. :P
What makes you think I wasn't? :eyebrows:
Nothing personal, BUT,
A)I'm disgustingly faithfully married!
B)Your way toooooo young for me.
C)A wise sage and perceptive individual once said, "Never go to bed with a woman who has more problems than you have." When I was your age I had MORE problems than you!
D)Your too skinny for me! I like my women TALL, Voluptous and deliciously curvy and horny. While you may have the horny aspect down pat and IF, I was single you'd make a great "fuckbuddy" for a short time. Long term, we'd get along like sulphuric acid and sugar.
Soooooooooooo, I like bantering with you and getting risque and all that fun stuff, but, I'm not the brainless horndog that a lot of I2 males are! :zoinks:
We have sex-starved females here? Enough of them to make a crowd? The majority of females here seem quite well serviced.I am in the sad minority.
what?Can you send Peaguy a private message about your vagina, becasue he doesn't know about it.
What sort of conversation were you having, which led to you finding out Peaguy's state of knowledge about PMS's vagina?
My Thagomizer pisstake.
How did Serissa managed to take a piss without one? :lol:
She's a shemale! :o :P 8)
We have sex-starved females here? Enough of them to make a crowd? The majority of females here seem quite well serviced.I am in the sad minority.
Weird. ???
Jeez, Pea, I know you have a little cyber-crush on me, but now you're chatting on the phone with other members about the state of my vagina? Next thing you know you're going to ask TheoK to ask me if I'll go to prom with you. :zoinks:She's a shemale! :o :P 8)
No, she didn't have a cock. She didn't have a vaginal opening or summat.
Mutate told me this on the phone.
Temporary lean patch, but I'm still bitching about it. I know in your mind that will peg me as complaining over nothing. My apologies. :PWe have sex-starved females here? Enough of them to make a crowd? The majority of females here seem quite well serviced.I am in the sad minority.
Is your current lack of sex a common state of affairs for you, or are you just going through a temporary lean patch between partners? For me, sex is something that I might get once or a few times with someone over a relatively short period, and then be without for a year or more.
Jeez, Pea, I know you have a little cyber-crush on me,
but now you're chatting on the phone with other members about the state of my vagina? Next thing you know you're going to ask TheoK to ask me if I'll go to prom with you. :zoinks:
Jeez, Pea, I know you have a little cyber-crush on me,
Bzzzzzzzzzzzt! Wrong. I'm not doing another HG. :P
Right. Well, then, he likely brought it up because it's obvious that you luuuuuuuurve me.Quotebut now you're chatting on the phone with other members about the state of my vagina? Next thing you know you're going to ask TheoK to ask me if I'll go to prom with you. :zoinks:
A;though I was very curious, I didn't bring the subject up, Mutate did. :zoinks:
Yes. You saying that you aren't certainly signals that you aren't.
Right. Well, then, he likely brought it up because it's obvious that you luuuuuuuurve me.
lol
P and Serissa sitting in a tree.
I agree. I wouldn't have enough material to wank over her anyways. I have only seen two pics or so IIRC.lol
P and Serissa sitting in a tree.
She's attractive, but I don't wank over her.
::) This thread is treading down paths even stranger than some of the other one's I'v read! As for PMS Elle's "condition", even I, Mr. Dementia, remember what she has said in the past.
But, thats not for me to repeat. And though I haven't sampled it's delights, nor am I ever likely to, I assure you, she has a fully functional vagina.
::) This thread is treading down paths even stranger than some of the other one's I'v read! As for PMS Elle's "condition", even I, Mr. Dementia, remember what she has said in the past.
Strange is good. Gets more punters viewing.QuoteBut, thats not for me to repeat. And though I haven't sampled it's delights, nor am I ever likely to, I assure you, she has a fully functional vagina.
So what's the fuss about on page 10, then?
But, thats not for me to repeat. And though I haven't sampled it's delights, nor am I ever likely to, I assure you, she has a fully functional vagina.
Brilliant rebuttals!
Yes. You saying that you aren't certainly signals that you aren't.
Blah.QuoteRight. Well, then, he likely brought it up because it's obvious that you luuuuuuuurve me.
Blah.
lolLol- you could post a youtube vid of yourself singing it.
P and Serissa sitting in a tree. Kay eye ess ess eye ennn geee! I doubt that I could be any more immature than that.
Prosthetic vagina, that is a new one.
PMS Elle,Fuck you, I want hale Bopp for myself!
I want you in my bed, in sexy lingerie, waiting for me tonight. I'm going to try to seduce Hale Bopp/Gog, but if she turns me down, I will have use for you instead. I know it hurts to be second best, but thats the price you have to pay to have a chance with a guy like me. I'm sorry to say that Gog will probably accept me as a partner, in which case you will be waiting in my bed bored all night. But as long as there is a chance with me , I know you will never accept another man. :zoinks:
::) This thread is treading down paths even stranger than some of the other one's I'v read! As for PMS Elle's "condition", even I, Mr. Dementia, remember what she has said in the past.Lol- yes, I do indeed. And it is utterly delightful.
But, thats not for me to repeat. And though I haven't sampled it's delights, nor am I ever likely to, I assure you, she has a fully functional vagina.
Even aside from the fact that I'm guessing that there was probably another thread or some other context current at the time, let me also point out that when I was posting on page ten, I was still learning to cope with myself and my body, and Thagfag (who was then an active member here) was still enjoying me as his own personal amusement park. Many many things were veryu obviously very very different at the time, and it showed inmy posting style.So what's the fuss about on page 10, then?
I just went back and read, but, then again, the dear lady does love to play off horny dudes. So now, I'm semi-confused, :P ???, but then again, what else is new! :P
Uh, no. I have seen those two pics you posted on the private (Elders) board and that is it. IIRC = if I remember correctly. I used that because I can't remember if you posted more pics than that or not.
I don't use IRC anymore. That and I don't trade pics of people.Uh, no. I have seen those two pics you posted on the private (Elders) board and that is it. IIRC = if I remember correctly. I used that because I can't remember if you posted more pics than that or not.
Ohhhhh ok- thought it meant, "In IRC." Lol. OK. Thank god.
Oh good. :)I don't use IRC anymore. That and I don't trade pics of people.Uh, no. I have seen those two pics you posted on the private (Elders) board and that is it. IIRC = if I remember correctly. I used that because I can't remember if you posted more pics than that or not.
Ohhhhh ok- thought it meant, "In IRC." Lol. OK. Thank god.
Its not like I have any pics of you anyways lol. Though if you were to PM me some, I wouldn't show them to anyone. I wouldn't be into sharing in that case haha. ;)Oh good. :)I don't use IRC anymore. That and I don't trade pics of people.Uh, no. I have seen those two pics you posted on the private (Elders) board and that is it. IIRC = if I remember correctly. I used that because I can't remember if you posted more pics than that or not.
Ohhhhh ok- thought it meant, "In IRC." Lol. OK. Thank god.
Yes Alex and I won't share. Cubs honour. :angel:I got to Life in Boy Scouts lol.
Is it true that you have a prosthetic vagina?
who would you have sex with if it had to be me or peaguyLol! The odds are strongly stacked in your favor at the moment, hon. I suspect The Pea would try his damndest to set up a webcam or something similar which would end with pic and vids all over the internet of me taking his V-Card.
Lol! The odds are strongly stacked in your favor at the moment, hon. I suspect The Pea would try his damndest to set up a webcam or something similar which would end with pic and vids all over the internet of me taking his V-Card.
I suspect The Pea would try his damndest to set up a webcam or something similar which would end with pic and vids all over the internet of me taking his V-Card.
I found a shirt for you.
http://shop.cafepress.com/design/10830508
I found a shirt for you.I just posted that on my mom's myspace. :D :plus:
http://shop.cafepress.com/design/10830508
What's it like being you? Is it difficult? Can I have a go? :P
What's it like being you? Is it difficult? Can I have a go? :P
It's kinda busy but kinda fun. I think I should just stick to being me; I know you'd like to try it but it can be difficult and I'm not sure I'd trust anyone but me to handle it.
Lawlz.What's it like being you? Is it difficult? Can I have a go? :P
It's kinda busy but kinda fun. I think I should just stick to being me; I know you'd like to try it but it can be difficult and I'm not sure I'd trust anyone but me to handle it.
Ahh :: nods :: A wise decision. I'd probably end up destroying your life.... :P
My spam=Please, give this some thought. (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,10019.msg429814.html#msg429814)Done.
I'll bring the cookies…or vice versa! ;) You're choice!OK, I think this needs some clarification: I was going to fool around with that guy anyway, and the fact that he gave me cookies had no effect on that decision. 'Cookie whore' is a cute misnomer/term of endearment my friends now use, but buying me cookies will not actually effect how far I will go with you.
I think he wants to disable your cookies & then you! :PHe doesn't want me to accept cookies? O_o
I'll bring the cookies…or vice versa! ;) You're choice!OK, I think this needs some clarification: I was going to fool around with that guy anyway, and the fact that he gave me cookies had no effect on that decision. 'Cookie whore' is a cute misnomer/term of endearment my friends now use, but buying me cookies will not actually effect how far I will go with you.
...oh wait, you meant my avatar. :zoinks:
:plus:Why thaaaank you. ^_^
You are 8)!
I think he wants to disable your cookies & then you! :PHe doesn't want me to accept cookies? O_o
I'll bring the cookies…or vice versa! ;) You're choice!OK, I think this needs some clarification: I was going to fool around with that guy anyway, and the fact that he gave me cookies had no effect on that decision. 'Cookie whore' is a cute misnomer/term of endearment my friends now use, but buying me cookies will not actually effect how far I will go with you.
...oh wait, you meant my avatar. :zoinks:
I make chocolate chip cookies all the time. They are usually just as good if not better than what I could buy. That and I enjoy oral sex too. What a coincidence! Who doesn't like cookies and oral sex? There must be something really wrong with someone who doesn't like both.I'll bring the cookies…or vice versa! ;) You're choice!OK, I think this needs some clarification: I was going to fool around with that guy anyway, and the fact that he gave me cookies had no effect on that decision. 'Cookie whore' is a cute misnomer/term of endearment my friends now use, but buying me cookies will not actually effect how far I will go with you.
...oh wait, you meant my avatar. :zoinks:
I make chocolate chip cookies all the time. They are usually just as good if not better than what I could buy. That and I enjoy oral sex too. What a coincidence! Who doesn't like cookies and oral sex? There must be something really wrong with someone who doesn't like both.I'll bring the cookies…or vice versa! ;) You're choice!OK, I think this needs some clarification: I was going to fool around with that guy anyway, and the fact that he gave me cookies had no effect on that decision. 'Cookie whore' is a cute misnomer/term of endearment my friends now use, but buying me cookies will not actually effect how far I will go with you.
...oh wait, you meant my avatar. :zoinks:
I make chocolate chip cookies all the time. They are usually just as good if not better than what I could buy. That and I enjoy oral sex too. What a coincidence! Who doesn't like cookies and oral sex? There must be something really wrong with someone who doesn't like both.Yes. Yes, indeed.
My problem with blow jobs is I have never had one done to fruition. Girls always tucker out after 10-15 minutes.After that, whiplash and jaw soreness get to be an issue for us ladiez. :P More fore-foreplay might help get there faster. I think faith in the ability of the act to get where you want it to is also part of it- if you believe you can't get off a certain way, you'll have a harder (ha) time doing so.
Some of it is my stamina issue, which is beneficial during intercourse, but not so much during oral. But a lot of it has to do with technique. How many times should a guy hint to his girl on what works and what doesn't? If a girl does it right, it doesn't take long. The use of hands and actually moving your head, as opposed to just laying there and licking, is essential. They should have courses on this in college. It's frustrating. :'(How can you know that if a girl doesn't do it right it won't take long if it's never worked for you? :P Also, sometimes 'hints' aren't as clear as you boyz think they are- I won't ask what hints you give, but one guy I fooled around with made really spazzy hand gestures that actually made things worse- I think that if he'd just let me freakin' do MY thing, which largely involves trying different things and paying attention to how the guy is reacting, I would probably have done better than having to stop and ask what the fuck was up with his sign language. Then again being bossy is kind of irritating (though again, I do genuinely like to 'get to know' new partners on my own, so that might be part of it).
As far as foreplay goes, I am all into that. I am such a girl when it comes to this stuff. I'd rather screw around for hours than have intercourse for 20-30 minutes. I've yet to find a partner who agrees. They always just want me to throw it in. Most of the fun is the journey getting there. If I wanted to just throw it in, I would go to the Bunny Ranch.
My problem with blow jobs is I have never had one done to fruition. Girls always tucker out after 10-15 minutes.After that, whiplash and jaw soreness get to be an issue for us ladiez. :P More fore-foreplay might help get there faster. I think faith in the ability of the act to get where you want it to is also part of it- if you believe you can't get off a certain way, you'll have a harder (ha) time doing so.
She doesn't like giving either, but she did suck my dick that night (she was not terrible at it). Has some sort of thing against kissing and hugging too. Just wants to fuck. I told her that I like giving oral, she just would rather not receive, give or any sort. I am referring to the female I slept with last night. She seems to be a bit of a liar too... she said she has problems getting wet, but she was gushing wet the entire time we had sex. It was like she prepared me for the opposite in regard to the wetness issue beforehand.I make chocolate chip cookies all the time. They are usually just as good if not better than what I could buy. That and I enjoy oral sex too. What a coincidence! Who doesn't like cookies and oral sex? There must be something really wrong with someone who doesn't like both.Yes. Yes, indeed.
I think some girls worry about it being unpleasant for the guy to do- and some (very few, but they do exist) have the same fear in regards to getting blowjobs. IMO, it does ruin the mood if you think your partner isn't doing somehting they want to.
I have gotten it to work when I have assisted, so I know what works for me. Sure, it will be different for every guy, for physical and mental reasons, just like it is different getting off every girl. Since I am not the bossy type and way too sensitive to how my partner feels, I usually just fake it when she isn't doing it right (for me). But when you are with someone for long enough, you try and work together to figure out how best to take care of each other. I keep ending up with non-compatible sexual partners…usually lazy, selfish, over confident in their technique(s), not open to suggestions/hints, and lacking in the ability to experiment. I call them the “Wam-Bam-Thank-You-Mams”! All they want is insertion of penis into vagina.Lol, maybe they don't want to get you off if they're all about the intercourse part of the whole ordeal, then. I just outright address it- just say I know if I keep going I'm going to spoil my fun, and ask if sex is going to happen or if I should just finish.
Personally, I am very attentive and pay attention to the little signs as well as more direct ones. Plus, I will straight out ask what, where, when, how, with, etc.? I'm an Aspie in all other social situations, but not when I am intimate with a partner. I’ve been told I am not even the same person. I also always make sure the girl is taken care of first. This is due in part to this great sense of duty I feel to any girl that will actually give me the honor of fornicating with me.
I don’t disagree with what you are saying, but I know what I like and have been very clear, even showing by demonstration and video, what will work. When they still won’t do it properly, and continue to claim how good they are at it, which in and of itself is such a turn off, I just…oooh. Now I am upset! >:(
She doesn't like giving either, but she did suck my dick that night (she was not terrible at it). Has some sort of thing against kissing and hugging too. Just wants to fuck. I told her that I like giving oral, she just would rather not receive, give or any sort. I am referring to the female I slept with last night. She seems to be a bit of a liar too... she said she has problems getting wet, but she was gushing wet the entire time we had sex. It was like she prepared me for the opposite in regard to the wetness issue beforehand.This is the BPD one, correct?
Yes this is the BPD one.I hate to be a prejudiced jerk and say "that explains it," but... :zoinks:
I have gotten it to work when I have assisted, so I know what works for me. Sure, it will be different for every guy, for physical and mental reasons, just like it is different getting off every girl. Since I am not the bossy type and way too sensitive to how my partner feels, I usually just fake it when she isn't doing it right (for me). But when you are with someone for long enough, you try and work together to figure out how best to take care of each other. I keep ending up with non-compatible sexual partners…usually lazy, selfish, over confident in their technique(s), not open to suggestions/hints, and lacking in the ability to experiment. I call them the “Wam-Bam-Thank-You-Mams”! All they want is insertion of penis into vagina.Lol, maybe they don't want to get you off if they're all about the intercourse part of the whole ordeal, then. I just outright address it- just say I know if I keep going I'm going to spoil my fun, and ask if sex is going to happen or if I should just finish.
Personally, I am very attentive and pay attention to the little signs as well as more direct ones. Plus, I will straight out ask what, where, when, how, with, etc.? I'm an Aspie in all other social situations, but not when I am intimate with a partner. I’ve been told I am not even the same person. I also always make sure the girl is taken care of first. This is due in part to this great sense of duty I feel to any girl that will actually give me the honor of fornicating with me.
I don’t disagree with what you are saying, but I know what I like and have been very clear, even showing by demonstration and video, what will work. When they still won’t do it properly, and continue to claim how good they are at it, which in and of itself is such a turn off, I just…oooh. Now I am upset! >:(
Yeah I know :(Yes this is the BPD one.I hate to be a prejudiced jerk and say "that explains it," but... :zoinks:
BTW, have you thought about how the girl with BPD might react at the end of your time with her? It sounds like you're in it wanting out, which, combined with the Cali girl thing, makes it worth at least thinking about/thinking about how to make a non-catastrophe when the time comes.Yeah I know :(Yes this is the BPD one.I hate to be a prejudiced jerk and say "that explains it," but... :zoinks:
I am such a lucky guy. I talk to the girl that lives in Cali every night still. That has more promise, especially in a relationship sense.
The BPD girl isn't looking for a relationship and she is more emotionally connected to women. She is bi, but she really prefers relationships with women. Basically, she just fucks guys. Her female lover plays violin in a band with her (she plays piano). I might jam with both of them one day supposedly. I really don't care at this point.BTW, have you thought about how the girl with BPD might react at the end of your time with her? It sounds like you're in it wanting out, which, combined with the Cali girl thing, makes it worth at least thinking about/thinking about how to make a non-catastrophe when the time comes.Yeah I know :(Yes this is the BPD one.I hate to be a prejudiced jerk and say "that explains it," but... :zoinks:
I am such a lucky guy. I talk to the girl that lives in Cali every night still. That has more promise, especially in a relationship sense.
The BPD girl isn't looking for a relationship and she is more emotionally connected to women. She is bi, but she really prefers relationships with women. Basically, she just fucks guys. Her female lover plays violin in a band with her (she plays piano). I might jam with both of them one day supposedly. I really don't care at this point.Well, that hopefully makes things a lot simpler. :)
Should I wear a condom when I have sex over the internet with a girl? I'm afraid of computer viruses. :-[Sure. Just not Trojans.
The BPD girl isn't looking for a relationship and she is more emotionally connected to women. She is bi, but she really prefers relationships with women. Basically, she just fucks guys. Her female lover plays violin in a band with her (she plays piano). I might jam with both of them one day supposedly. I really don't care at this point.Well, that hopefully makes things a lot simpler. :)Should I wear a condom when I have sex over the internet with a girl? I'm afraid of computer viruses. :-[Sure. Just not Trojans.
Should I wear a condom when I have sex over the internet with a girl? I'm afraid of computer viruses. :-[Sure. Just not Trojans.
The BPD girl isn't looking for a relationship and she is more emotionally connected to women. She is bi, but she really prefers relationships with women. Basically, she just fucks guys. Her female lover plays violin in a band with her (she plays piano). I might jam with both of them one day supposedly. I really don't care at this point.Well, that hopefully makes things a lot simpler. :)Should I wear a condom when I have sex over the internet with a girl? I'm afraid of computer viruses. :-[Sure. Just not Trojans.
:bird:The BPD girl isn't looking for a relationship and she is more emotionally connected to women. She is bi, but she really prefers relationships with women. Basically, she just fucks guys. Her female lover plays violin in a band with her (she plays piano). I might jam with both of them one day supposedly. I really don't care at this point.Well, that hopefully makes things a lot simpler. :)Should I wear a condom when I have sex over the internet with a girl? I'm afraid of computer viruses. :-[Sure. Just not Trojans.
The early worm catches the bird.
now that you do not have a boyfriend, would you be willing to answer questions about your panties?
maybe she just needs to shave first.now that you do not have a boyfriend, would you be willing to answer questions about your panties?
She wears thongs, but she won't provide us with pictorial evidence.
now that you do not have a boyfriend, would you be willing to answer questions about your panties?I was willing to answer questions about my panties even when I did have one. :orly:
...and that makes it HOW many fucking times have you asked me about my shaved or unshaved status on this thread? Christ, McJ, you'd think you'd be a little more creative than THAT. ::) :laugh:maybe she just needs to shave first.now that you do not have a boyfriend, would you be willing to answer questions about your panties?
She wears thongs, but she won't provide us with pictorial evidence.
creative?On no other aspect of the female body but pubic hair or the lack thereof. Gotta say, that's a weird, sad fetish, man. :P
nah! i am just singular minded focused.
Ok how bout this elle? Should a guy shave and if so, what regions and how much?His face. All of it. Regularly. Stubble fucking HURTS. As for nether regions, it's unnecessary, but keeping things somewhat trim is courteous IMO if you want a lady to have her face down there.
I don't remember if I have asked you this before but: do you do rimjobs? 8)Do you do birthday parties?
Elle, did you get drunk yet? :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. :'(
Elle, did you get drunk yet? :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. :'(
This year, to continue being fabulous.Elle, did you get drunk yet? :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. :'(
What's your new years resolution?
This year, to continue being fabulous.Elle, did you get drunk yet? :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. :'(
What's your new years resolution?
1. Purely physical? For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction. Physique- not extreme (i.e. really skinny, really fat, really muscular). I also seem to like goth- or punk-looking styles of dress on guys. I used to have a thing for glasses but I'm not sure if I still do- I think I might kind of go through phases.This year, to continue being fabulous.Elle, did you get drunk yet? :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. :'(
What's your new years resolution?
Ok elle. What is your idea of a good looking man? Like desirable features. Also, do you "friendzone" guys a lot? Sorry I just kind of get that vibe.
1. Purely physical? For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction. Physique- not extreme (i.e. really skinny, really fat, really muscular). I also seem to like goth- or punk-looking styles of dress on guys. I used to have a thing for glasses but I'm not sure if I still do- I think I might kind of go through phases.Elle, did you get drunk yet? :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. :'(
What's your new years resolution?
This year, to continue being fabulous.
Ok elle. What is your idea of a good looking man? Like desirable features. Also, do you "friendzone" guys a lot? Sorry I just kind of get that vibe.
2. I guess you could say that, and I know some guys harbor a deep resentment toward stuff like that, but I think it's unfair of them to resent it. If a guy doesn't want to be friends with me if he won't be getting anything more, he doesn't have to- friendship is a voluntary relationship to be in. Sometimes it's more of a bullshit excuse to tell someone I don't want to date them without hurting their feelings, but sometimes it's legitimately not wanting things to go further for whatever reason but greatly valuing the friendship I do have with them.
For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction.
Tell a girl that she's a munter and she'll have BDD for the next decade or so. :zoinks:
Tell a girl that she's a munter and she'll have BDD for the next decade or so. :zoinks:
You're confusing me. Whats a munter and whats BDD?
Tell a girl that she's a munter and she'll have BDD for the next decade or so. :zoinks:
You're confusing me. Whats a munter and whats BDD?
1. Ugly person
2. Body Dysmorphic Disorder
I heard my sister say she "valued his friendship" to this dude one time. I looked up and he was a fucking DOG. I just bursted out laughing on the spot. I know what the "friend zone" really is because I read people so well. It really means -Oh you're nice, but having sex with you might make me vomit.- Am I right?Not always. Sometimes it more means "You're nice but I don't think a relationship between us would work," sometimes it means "Actually you have a lousy personality as well as being ugly, but I know you're not gonna follow through on the friend thing either," and with odd ducks like me sometimes it means "You screwed yourself by using friendship as a bridge to date me because now I value you too much and can't risk taking things further." :laugh: There's no one translation.
So, you looked this up years ago and you've been growing your hair ever since, right?For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction.
The evolutionary psychology explanation is that hair is useful as an indicator of a person's past and present health, since it's quite sensitive to a person's physical state and preserves a record of that physical state for months or years as it grows. If they have long, vibrantly coloured hair, it's a good sign and means they're likely to be healthy in general. If their hair is dull, sparse, absent or short, it can mean they have parasites or chronic illness, have had a severe illness recently or are getting old and past their reproductive prime.
ANYWAY FUCK THIS. I SEEMED PRETTY DAMN SMART AND COOL EARLIER TODAY, ASSHATS.I always forget what I know by them but I think I've listened to some and liked it. Just can't recall what at the moment.
Elle, ... Er. Do you like daft punk?
So, you looked this up years ago and you've been growing your hair ever since, right?For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction.
The evolutionary psychology explanation is that hair is useful as an indicator of a person's past and present health, since it's quite sensitive to a person's physical state and preserves a record of that physical state for months or years as it grows. If they have long, vibrantly coloured hair, it's a good sign and means they're likely to be healthy in general. If their hair is dull, sparse, absent or short, it can mean they have parasites or chronic illness, have had a severe illness recently or are getting old and past their reproductive prime.
This year, to continue being fabulous.Elle, did you get drunk yet? :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. :'(
What's your new years resolution?
Rock & Roll better what?This year, to continue being fabulous.Elle, did you get drunk yet? :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. :'(
What's your new years resolution?
Rock & Roll better.
Dunno now, seemed relevant at the time lolOf the three, it's the only one I can stand to improve upon, or the only one I will experience in 2009?
I had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?
:-*
I had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?
:-*
What the fuck has got into you?Just that trime of the month, I guess.
Or should I ask, who?
I had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment. To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true. Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word. Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight. Anything you like, anything at all.
:-*
So, uuhhh... after last week, does this mean we're goin' steady now?I know you're not the same kind of girl as Callaway, but I like you both tremendously. Variety is the spice of life, and all.
... Callaway as well?!? I'm not that kind of girl, I'll have you know!
I had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment. To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true. Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word. Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight. Anything you like, anything at all.
:-*
Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course. :eyebrows:
Send cash. I promise, I'll make it happen.I had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment. To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true. Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word. Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight. Anything you like, anything at all.
:-*
Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course. :eyebrows:
I will finance the whole thing! Pick an island or a country...anywhere, and I'll foot the bill. Let's make this happen!
Send cash. I promise, I'll make it happen.I had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment. To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true. Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word. Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight. Anything you like, anything at all.
:-*
Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course. :eyebrows:
I will finance the whole thing! Pick an island or a country...anywhere, and I'll foot the bill. Let's make this happen!
I accept cash, PlayPal, MasterbationCard, or American Sexpress.Send cash. I promise, I'll make it happen.I had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment. To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true. Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word. Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight. Anything you like, anything at all.
:-*
Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course. :eyebrows:
I will finance the whole thing! Pick an island or a country...anywhere, and I'll foot the bill. Let's make this happen!
Hmmmm! Is PayPal okay?
I accept cash, PlayPal, MasterbationCard, or American Sexpress.Send cash. I promise, I'll make it happen.I had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment. To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true. Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word. Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight. Anything you like, anything at all.
:-*
Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course. :eyebrows:
I will finance the whole thing! Pick an island or a country...anywhere, and I'll foot the bill. Let's make this happen!
Hmmmm! Is PayPal okay?
Lol sucker.
...nibble, bite, scrape, breathe, blow, sigh, gasp, moan, scream...Lol sucker.
Suck! Lick! Motorboat! Whatever!
...nibble, bite, scrape, breathe, blow, sigh, gasp, moan, scream...Lol sucker.
Suck! Lick! Motorboat! Whatever!
Care to explain these?Stupid fashion trends?
how do I become as cool as you guys?
how do I become as cool as you guys?
how do I become as cool as you guys?It'll never happen, sorry.
That's an odd position to be too prudish to refuse.how do I become as cool as you guys?
Just remember, there is no spoon.
What's your favorite kind of food for dining out?Chinese/panasian if it's a good resuatrant, or some type of dessert at almost any restaurant.
Do you prefer a romantic walk on the beach at sunset or a trek hiking through the woods with good company?Neither. I prefer skulking about the city streets in the evening with someone who knows the area.
Do you prefer a romantic walk on the beach at sunset or a trek hiking through the woods with good company?Neither. I prefer skulking about the city streets in the evening with someone who knows the area.
Are you doing research for a brochure on Romancing Elle? :P
It depends more on which PARTS of the cities, as well.Do you prefer a romantic walk on the beach at sunset or a trek hiking through the woods with good company?Neither. I prefer skulking about the city streets in the evening with someone who knows the area.
Interesting! Depending on which city, of course.Are you doing research for a brochure on Romancing Elle? :P
This isn't "Interrogate Trigger11"! I'll ask the questions!
Have you seen all six of the live-action Star Wars movies?
It depends more on which PARTS of the cities, as well.Do you prefer a romantic walk on the beach at sunset or a trek hiking through the woods with good company?Neither. I prefer skulking about the city streets in the evening with someone who knows the area.
Interesting! Depending on which city, of course.Are you doing research for a brochure on Romancing Elle? :P
This isn't "Interrogate Trigger11"! I'll ask the questions!
Have you seen all six of the live-action Star Wars movies?
I've seen bits of all of them. Not a big fan, but at least the original three were kinda watchable.
Horror flicks, bad made-for-tv movies, or basically anything that's fun to make fun of. Some films are legit funny as well, of course, but those are rarer.It depends more on which PARTS of the cities, as well.Do you prefer a romantic walk on the beach at sunset or a trek hiking through the woods with good company?Neither. I prefer skulking about the city streets in the evening with someone who knows the area.
Interesting! Depending on which city, of course.Are you doing research for a brochure on Romancing Elle? :P
This isn't "Interrogate Trigger11"! I'll ask the questions!
Have you seen all six of the live-action Star Wars movies?
I've seen bits of all of them. Not a big fan, but at least the original three were kinda watchable.
What genre of movie do you like?
What do you do for fun?
Horror flicks, bad made-for-tv movies, or basically anything that's fun to make fun of. Some films are legit funny as well, of course, but those are rarer.It depends more on which PARTS of the cities, as well.Do you prefer a romantic walk on the beach at sunset or a trek hiking through the woods with good company?Neither. I prefer skulking about the city streets in the evening with someone who knows the area.
Interesting! Depending on which city, of course.Are you doing research for a brochure on Romancing Elle? :P
This isn't "Interrogate Trigger11"! I'll ask the questions!
Have you seen all six of the live-action Star Wars movies?
I've seen bits of all of them. Not a big fan, but at least the original three were kinda watchable.
What genre of movie do you like?
What do you do for fun?
Fun?
...I think I remember a thing called 'fun.' Once. :zoinks:
Complicated question. Short answer = yes. Complication = some level of default discomfort with the emotional aspect of all displays of affection.Horror flicks, bad made-for-tv movies, or basically anything that's fun to make fun of. Some films are legit funny as well, of course, but those are rarer.It depends more on which PARTS of the cities, as well.Do you prefer a romantic walk on the beach at sunset or a trek hiking through the woods with good company?Neither. I prefer skulking about the city streets in the evening with someone who knows the area.
Interesting! Depending on which city, of course.Are you doing research for a brochure on Romancing Elle? :P
This isn't "Interrogate Trigger11"! I'll ask the questions!
Have you seen all six of the live-action Star Wars movies?
I've seen bits of all of them. Not a big fan, but at least the original three were kinda watchable.
What genre of movie do you like?
What do you do for fun?
Fun?
...I think I remember a thing called 'fun.' Once. :zoinks:
Can't say I am a fan of those, but can see some redeeming quality in making fun of them. It is always fun to make fun of movies. Except Star Wars movies. This si not acceptable! :P
Public displays of affection?
Complicated question. Short answer = yes. Complication = some level of default discomfort with the emotional aspect of all displays of affection.Horror flicks, bad made-for-tv movies, or basically anything that's fun to make fun of. Some films are legit funny as well, of course, but those are rarer.It depends more on which PARTS of the cities, as well.Do you prefer a romantic walk on the beach at sunset or a trek hiking through the woods with good company?Neither. I prefer skulking about the city streets in the evening with someone who knows the area.
Interesting! Depending on which city, of course.Are you doing research for a brochure on Romancing Elle? :P
This isn't "Interrogate Trigger11"! I'll ask the questions!
Have you seen all six of the live-action Star Wars movies?
I've seen bits of all of them. Not a big fan, but at least the original three were kinda watchable.
What genre of movie do you like?
What do you do for fun?
Fun?
...I think I remember a thing called 'fun.' Once. :zoinks:
Can't say I am a fan of those, but can see some redeeming quality in making fun of them. It is always fun to make fun of movies. Except Star Wars movies. This si not acceptable! :P
Public displays of affection?
Frosting.
Creepy.Agreed.
how do I become as cool as you guys?It'll never happen, sorry.That's an odd position to be too prudish to refuse.how do I become as cool as you guys?
Just remember, there is no spoon.
Just that last question, or the rapid succession of them?Creepy.Agreed.
Rapid succession.Just that last question, or the rapid succession of them?Creepy.Agreed.
Thought so.Rapid succession.Just that last question, or the rapid succession of them?Creepy.Agreed.
What are your thoughts on Pluto and other Kuiper Belt "dwarf planets"?I don't know a lot about it but I'm nostalgically sad that pluto got demoted.
Fire and chains and other objectionable tools of gratification in some twisted minds. YEAH!!!
What kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls?Depends on what Aspie guy we're talking about. Advice could range from 'get yourself out there' to 'thank god, that makes the world a safer place, although I think you should cut out your tongue for good measure.'
:asthing:
*covers his own mouth* :evillaugh:Wow, rage is prescient.
why does trigger11 enjoy discussing raping little children?
why does trigger11 enjoy raping his father when he's asleep?why does trigger11 enjoy discussing raping little children?
I think you are confusing Trigger11 with yourself. You are the one who posted about that here:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,8593.msg471347.html#msg471347
Why do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
Why do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
Stop hitting on me, I'm married :zoinks:
What kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls?Depends on what Aspie guy we're talking about. Advice could range from 'get yourself out there' to 'thank god, that makes the world a safer place, although I think you should cut out your tongue for good measure.'
:asthing:
MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
Stop hitting on me, I'm married :zoinks:
Why do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
Stop hitting on me, I'm married :zoinks:
MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'll make ye suck yer shit off me cock, wench, that's true love! :arrr:
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, TO THE RESCUE!!!! :captainobvious:Why do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
Stop hitting on me, I'm married :zoinks:
MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'll make ye suck yer shit off me cock, wench, that's true love! :arrr:
You have quite an obsession with this! :poop: :poo:
MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
Stop hitting on me, I'm married :zoinks:
Since clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P
My siren song is always irresistable. You're fighting a losing battle.MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
Stop hitting on me, I'm married :zoinks:
Must. Resist. Siren. Song, :zombiefuck:
Maybe he will be when he's not reeling from Strattera withdrawal. :PSince clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P
You have to be better at hiding your desperation.
My siren song is always irresistable. You're fighting a losing battle.MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
Stop hitting on me, I'm married :zoinks:
Must. Resist. Siren. Song, :zombiefuck:
Maybe he will be when he's not reeling from Strattera withdrawal. :PSince clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P
You have to be better at hiding your desperation.
What kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls?Depends on what Aspie guy we're talking about. Advice could range from 'get yourself out there' to 'thank god, that makes the world a safer place, although I think you should cut out your tongue for good measure.'
:asthing:*covers his own mouth* :evillaugh:Wow, rage is prescient.
If I know you IRL, I don't know I know you. O_oWhat kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls?Depends on what Aspie guy we're talking about. Advice could range from 'get yourself out there' to 'thank god, that makes the world a safer place, although I think you should cut out your tongue for good measure.'
:asthing:*covers his own mouth* :evillaugh:Wow, rage is prescient.
Lol. I have moments. Usually IRL though. You probably already know, but i'm sliiiightly different irl. :laugh:
oooh, bondage. Kinky.My siren song is always irresistable. You're fighting a losing battle.MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
Stop hitting on me, I'm married :zoinks:
Must. Resist. Siren. Song, :zombiefuck:
<currently strapping myself to the mast of my internet sailing ship>
If I know you IRL, I don't know I know you. O_oWhat kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls?Depends on what Aspie guy we're talking about. Advice could range from 'get yourself out there' to 'thank god, that makes the world a safer place, although I think you should cut out your tongue for good measure.'
:asthing:*covers his own mouth* :evillaugh:Wow, rage is prescient.
Lol. I have moments. Usually IRL though. You probably already know, but i'm sliiiightly different irl. :laugh:oooh, bondage. Kinky.My siren song is always irresistable. You're fighting a losing battle.MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
Stop hitting on me, I'm married :zoinks:
Must. Resist. Siren. Song, :zombiefuck:
<currently strapping myself to the mast of my internet sailing ship>
Um. No. I mean you probably already figured out that I was pretty dfferent irl. :asthing:I figured, but also figured it was worth clarifying on the off-chance I had REALLY missed something. :laugh:
Maybe he will be when he's not reeling from Strattera withdrawal. :PSince clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P
You have to be better at hiding your desperation.
Um. No. I mean you probably already figured out that I was pretty dfferent irl. :asthing:I figured, but also figured it was worth clarifying on the off-chance I had REALLY missed something. :laugh:
...how is that insulting? If I knew you IRL and on these forums it would be a pretty gigantic surprise to me.Um. No. I mean you probably already figured out that I was pretty dfferent irl. :asthing:I figured, but also figured it was worth clarifying on the off-chance I had REALLY missed something. :laugh:
What the.. >:(
in real life, rageboulve thinks he's cool by saying fuck and shit, but people laugh at him. so, ragebeoulve comes here thinking he's cool by typing fuck and shit. and i'm sure people here laugh at him here, but don't want to admit it because you guys are scared he'll leave this forumPITM.
oooh, bondage. Kinky.My siren song is always irresistable. You're fighting a losing battle.MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? :P
Stop hitting on me, I'm married :zoinks:
Must. Resist. Siren. Song, :zombiefuck:
<currently strapping myself to the mast of my internet sailing ship>
in real life, rageboulve thinks he's cool by saying fuck and shit, but people laugh at him. so, ragebeoulve comes here thinking he's cool by typing fuck and shit. and i'm sure people here laugh at him here, but don't want to admit it because you guys are scared he'll leave this forum
I think I am already over it. No more PME anyway! That was the most annoying side effect. Desperate? Please! I just spent a week being passed around the forum 69ing. Guiness has contacted me to verify I set the record.Maybe he will be when he's not reeling from Strattera withdrawal. :PSince clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P
You have to be better at hiding your desperation.
In withdrawal sounded better than either of those; I was being hopeful. Trig's level of activity in general seemed to have changed, which could indicate something other than a new fixation, but maybe it was just that I saw him posting more because he was posting where I was.I think I am already over it. No more PME anyway! That was the most annoying side effect. Desperate? Please! I just spent a week being passed around the forum 69ing. Guiness has contacted me to verify I set the record.Maybe he will be when he's not reeling from Strattera withdrawal. :PSince clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P
You have to be better at hiding your desperation.
Well desperate sounded better than creepy internet stalker, so I was being kind.
For Lord Phlexor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8hLc_nqx8g
In withdrawal sounded better than either of those; I was being hopeful. Trig's level of activity in general seemed to have changed, which could indicate something other than a new fixation, but maybe it was just that I saw him posting more because he was posting where I was.I think I am already over it. No more PME anyway! That was the most annoying side effect. Desperate? Please! I just spent a week being passed around the forum 69ing. Guiness has contacted me to verify I set the record.Maybe he will be when he's not reeling from Strattera withdrawal. :PSince clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P
You have to be better at hiding your desperation.
Well desperate sounded better than creepy internet stalker, so I was being kind.
I'm just being an asshole and and trying to pass it off as humour. My excuse is that it's school holidays and I have 5 kids to drive me mad.I think that's what most humor actually is.
in real life, rageboulve thinks he's cool by saying fuck and shit, but people laugh at him. so, ragebeoulve comes here thinking he's cool by typing fuck and shit. and i'm sure people here laugh at him here, but don't want to admit it because you guys are scared he'll leave this forum
If we laugh at you, will you leave? ;D
...how is that insulting? If I knew you IRL and on these forums it would be a pretty gigantic surprise to me.Um. No. I mean you probably already figured out that I was pretty dfferent irl. :asthing:I figured, but also figured it was worth clarifying on the off-chance I had REALLY missed something. :laugh:
What the.. >:(
I'm just being an asshole and and trying to pass it off as humour. My excuse is that it's school holidays and I have 5 kids to drive me mad.I think that's what most humor actually is.
in real life, rageboulve thinks he's cool by saying fuck and shit, but people laugh at him. so, ragebeoulve comes here thinking he's cool by typing fuck and shit. and i'm sure people here laugh at him here, but don't want to admit it because you guys are scared he'll leave this forum
If we laugh at you, will you leave? ;D
No.
...how is that insulting? If I knew you IRL and on these forums it would be a pretty gigantic surprise to me.Um. No. I mean you probably already figured out that I was pretty dfferent irl. :asthing:I figured, but also figured it was worth clarifying on the off-chance I had REALLY missed something. :laugh:
What the.. >:(
Well you already know what I look like, so highly unlikely. I just didn't follow your logic. I wasn't insulted.
Also amerikasend, I don't even get your trolling style. "U R so badass cause u type fuck an shit n stuf lol" What the fuck should I type instead? Fudge and poopie? Dude gtfo. :lol:
He's right; that would be hilarious....how is that insulting? If I knew you IRL and on these forums it would be a pretty gigantic surprise to me.Um. No. I mean you probably already figured out that I was pretty dfferent irl. :asthing:I figured, but also figured it was worth clarifying on the off-chance I had REALLY missed something. :laugh:
What the.. >:(
Well you already know what I look like, so highly unlikely. I just didn't follow your logic. I wasn't insulted.
Also amerikasend, I don't even get your trolling style. "U R so badass cause u type fuck an shit n stuf lol" What the fuck should I type instead? Fudge and poopie? Dude gtfo. :lol:
If you did type fudge and poopie all the time that would be so fucking funny :laugh:
in real life, rageboulve thinks he's cool by saying fuck and shit, but people laugh at him. so, ragebeoulve comes here thinking he's cool by typing fuck and shit. and i'm sure people here laugh at him here, but don't want to admit it because you guys are scared he'll leave this forum
If we laugh at you, will you leave? ;D
No.
A boy can dream, can't he? :laugh:
Oh hamburgers!oh jesus. :laugh:
In withdrawal sounded better than either of those; I was being hopeful. Trig's level of activity in general seemed to have changed, which could indicate something other than a new fixation, but maybe it was just that I saw him posting more because he was posting where I was.I think I am already over it. No more PME anyway! That was the most annoying side effect. Desperate? Please! I just spent a week being passed around the forum 69ing. Guiness has contacted me to verify I set the record.Maybe he will be when he's not reeling from Strattera withdrawal. :PSince clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P
You have to be better at hiding your desperation.
Well desperate sounded better than creepy internet stalker, so I was being kind.
Awww...I'm so touched! :PThat's what she said.
Do you have any pointers for writing poetry/lyrics? Haven't done poetry in a long time, but seemed to cause me much less consternation than lyrics. I tend to be way too literal in my lyrics. Good lyrics usually tell the story or get the point across in much more subtle ways. Thought maybe working on poetry-type stuff might help me work on writing better lyrics. Probably should ask DD and others too.Practice, practice, practice. You'll find your voice. I think there's only so much about writing that can be taught. Peer feedback can be useful if you can find ways to get it.
SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALL TO FUCK
I'll keep that in mind! :thumbup:Rough week- rough coupla weeks. Don' wanna talk about it- I'm a big girl and taking care of things, know it'll all turn out OK (as such), and need to practice being more chill and having faith in my abilities.SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALL TO FUCK
You okay? :-\
Fair enough I wish more people would take this tactWhat tact?
'correlation does not imply causality.'I actually know what this means now. :)
Elle gimme your msn. This is the only time i'll ask. I think you're a person I could talk to at this very complicated and hopeless moment in my life. Nothing to feel sorry for though. Its only the seventh time. I could just use a friend like you. :-\I don't actually use MSN, but PM me if you want to talk; I use AIM now and again.
w00t!!!! :cheer:'correlation does not imply causality.'I actually know what this means now. :)
I don't even know what you're talking about. :PLol, thanks trig. :)
Have a great weekend! :headbang2:
Elle gimme your msn. This is the only time i'll ask. I think you're a person I could talk to at this very complicated and hopeless moment in my life. Nothing to feel sorry for though. Its only the seventh time. I could just use a friend like you. :-\I don't actually use MSN, but PM me if you want to talk; I use AIM now and again.
Haven't been able to come up with any questions lately that couldn't be construed in a different way, but I think this one works.I didn't follow the whole thing well enough to have the full backstory on Cameron, but I think that Chase should have been OK with her keeping the sperm if he was so damned sure that he loved her forever and yaddah yaddah yaddah- in fact I think he was being ridiculous to not marry her when she said she was willing to marry him but didn't think she was totally sure. She's supposed to have the vagina, not him.
With regards to the season finale of House, from both perspectives, what do you think of Cameron giving up her dead husband's sperm to marry Chase and how do you think House will do in the bin?
Goddamn. I was thinking almost exactly the same thing. Only I don't think its really a fantasy of his to "be with" cuddy. He just likes her round ass and is a little turned on by her ability to tell him to fuck off. But other than that I made the exact same prediction. :oI do legitimately think he's in love with her when he's in an optiate-induced psychosis... but then again, isn't that kinda what love is in the first place?
Goddamn. I was thinking almost exactly the same thing. Only I don't think its really a fantasy of his to "be with" cuddy. He just likes her round ass and is a little turned on by her ability to tell him to fuck off. But other than that I made the exact same prediction. :oI do legitimately think he's in love with her when he's in an optiate-induced psychosis... but then again, isn't that kinda what love is in the first place?
And, the entirety of my prediction, or just some of the points? I'm curious now.
:thumbup:Goddamn. I was thinking almost exactly the same thing. Only I don't think its really a fantasy of his to "be with" cuddy. He just likes her round ass and is a little turned on by her ability to tell him to fuck off. But other than that I made the exact same prediction. :oI do legitimately think he's in love with her when he's in an optiate-induced psychosis... but then again, isn't that kinda what love is in the first place?
And, the entirety of my prediction, or just some of the points? I'm curious now.
Hahaha. The entire prediction to the letter minus old greg's reason for being infatuated with his boss. Especially his solving of a fellow patient's problems. I KNOW thats going to happen. :green:
(I'd assume that it would be impossible for House to be psychotic and still work as a doctor, so I'd assume he'd detox fully while in the nuthouse.)In my experience, that is mostly what nuthouses are for - detoxing. ::)
And for med-management. Not sure how it is elsewhere, but in the states, hospital stays nowadays are generally really brief; so brief that I wonder how the fuck they can possibly be therapeutic. They seem to act mainly as a sort of maximum-security respite. :/(I'd assume that it would be impossible for House to be psychotic and still work as a doctor, so I'd assume he'd detox fully while in the nuthouse.)In my experience, that is mostly what nuthouses are for - detoxing. ::)
Thank the HMOs for that!
Good points about solving some cases in the bin. That is very likely where things will kick off in the fall.Lol, looks like unilateral agreement on that topic thus far.
I agree about the whole sperm thing. If Chase loves her, then he should have been able to accept her keeping her dead husband's sperm. It's not like it was some she saved from a boyfriend in her freezer.It's also not like there was much to feel threatened by- I doubt she was gonna hook back up with her dead husband, seeing as he's dead, and all.
How do you define lying? Do you distinguish between lies, misleading information, withholding information, and so on? What about when doing so to protect the other person(s)? Seeing as truth is an interpretation of facts, and interpretations are open to the interpreter, the use of the term lie is overused in my opinion.How I'd define lying is situation-specific, as is how I'd react to it.
Lying is for women what water is for fishes. :PAs in, there will always be men looking to hook us, reel us in, then deem us unworthy and toss us out into oceans of it?
Lying is for women what water is for fishes. :PAs in, there will always be men looking to hook us, reel us in, then deem us unworthy and toss us out into oceans of it?
And I'm sure there are hermaphrodites who do it, too.
How do you define lying? Do you distinguish between lies, misleading information, withholding information, and so on? What about when doing so to protect the other person(s)? Seeing as truth is an interpretation of facts, and interpretations are open to the interpreter, the use of the term lie is overused in my opinion.How I'd define lying is situation-specific, as is how I'd react to it.
However that last sentence is spoken like someone who's been accused of lying, and is still feeling the sting. :laugh:
Do you think people who have sex changes do it as well? Would they be more likely to do so, or less likely since they probably dealt with it from the other perspective?Loads of people do it. Male, female, whatever. I wonder when this will actually be understood instead of this silly male/female rivalry about who does what.
Do you think people who have sex changes do it as well? Would they be more likely to do so, or less likely since they probably dealt with it from the other perspective?Of course. They may have changed their genetalia, but not their humanity.
*shrug* Nope, just guessing.How do you define lying? Do you distinguish between lies, misleading information, withholding information, and so on? What about when doing so to protect the other person(s)? Seeing as truth is an interpretation of facts, and interpretations are open to the interpreter, the use of the term lie is overused in my opinion.How I'd define lying is situation-specific, as is how I'd react to it.
However that last sentence is spoken like someone who's been accused of lying, and is still feeling the sting. :laugh:
I had to sleep on this and still cannot come up with anything. Do you know something I do not?
Exactly. There are some legitimate differences in *tendencies* of males and females, but all human beings are capable of being manipulative.Do you think people who have sex changes do it as well? Would they be more likely to do so, or less likely since they probably dealt with it from the other perspective?Loads of people do it. Male, female, whatever. I wonder when this will actually be understood instead of this silly male/female rivalry about who does what.
*shrug* Nope, just guessing.How do you define lying? Do you distinguish between lies, misleading information, withholding information, and so on? What about when doing so to protect the other person(s)? Seeing as truth is an interpretation of facts, and interpretations are open to the interpreter, the use of the term lie is overused in my opinion.How I'd define lying is situation-specific, as is how I'd react to it.
However that last sentence is spoken like someone who's been accused of lying, and is still feeling the sting. :laugh:
I had to sleep on this and still cannot come up with anything. Do you know something I do not?
Who says it's a character flaw to be accused of lying? Everybody lies; lots of people get caught.*shrug* Nope, just guessing.How do you define lying? Do you distinguish between lies, misleading information, withholding information, and so on? What about when doing so to protect the other person(s)? Seeing as truth is an interpretation of facts, and interpretations are open to the interpreter, the use of the term lie is overused in my opinion.How I'd define lying is situation-specific, as is how I'd react to it.
However that last sentence is spoken like someone who's been accused of lying, and is still feeling the sting. :laugh:
I had to sleep on this and still cannot come up with anything. Do you know something I do not?
Still trying to find character flaws in me, are you? :P
*crosses fingers behind back*Ah, but how fully do you disclose intent... to yourself, as well as to others?
I never lie! :zoinks:
Actually, what I like to do is bullshit, but in a way that is so over the top it shouldn't be taken as true. I don't consider it lying unless there is deceitful intent...I suppose.
*crosses fingers behind back*Ah, but how fully do you disclose intent... to yourself, as well as to others?
I never lie! :zoinks:
Actually, what I like to do is bullshit, but in a way that is so over the top it shouldn't be taken as true. I don't consider it lying unless there is deceitful intent...I suppose.
*crosses fingers behind back*Ah, but how fully do you disclose intent... to yourself, as well as to others?
I never lie! :zoinks:
Actually, what I like to do is bullshit, but in a way that is so over the top it shouldn't be taken as true. I don't consider it lying unless there is deceitful intent...I suppose.
I'm not really capable of straight-up lying anyway. I've lied to protect others and, when I was younger, because it was recommended and I couldn't see any problem with it as it was to people who didn't have any business knowing the truth anyway. My intent is always pure, unless I am bullshitting for fun. I have no issues being called on something in either case. I don't recall ever lying to hurt someone. Definitely not intentionally.
I've never lied to get laid. In fact, I've done quite the opposite and not gotten laid.
I've never lied to gain financially.
I've never lied to get out of legal jams. Again, quite the opposite has occured. Including one time in court where I went into so much explicit detail to prove my innocence that the Attorney for the City used my words against me to try and place intent into my actions that wasn't there. Still pisses me off and is a big part of why I will never serve on a jury. The system is corrupt. Truth and honesty mean nothing. It's all about who can twist the perspective of the judge and jury to believe their side. Makes me ill!
I do the same thing as trig, and you can always tell cause I have a sideways smile when I do it.What thing is that?
I care about the system- or at least, I care enough to be pissed off at how borked it is. My only issue with lying to get out of a legal jam would be getting caught perjuring myself. Then again, the most illegal thing I do in my life is breaking the speed limit.*crosses fingers behind back*Ah, but how fully do you disclose intent... to yourself, as well as to others?
I never lie! :zoinks:
Actually, what I like to do is bullshit, but in a way that is so over the top it shouldn't be taken as true. I don't consider it lying unless there is deceitful intent...I suppose.
I'm not really capable of straight-up lying anyway. I've lied to protect others and, when I was younger, because it was recommended and I couldn't see any problem with it as it was to people who didn't have any business knowing the truth anyway. My intent is always pure, unless I am bullshitting for fun. I have no issues being called on something in either case. I don't recall ever lying to hurt someone. Definitely not intentionally.
I've never lied to get laid. In fact, I've done quite the opposite and not gotten laid.
I've never lied to gain financially.
I've never lied to get out of legal jams. Again, quite the opposite has occured. Including one time in court where I went into so much explicit detail to prove my innocence that the Attorney for the City used my words against me to try and place intent into my actions that wasn't there. Still pisses me off and is a big part of why I will never serve on a jury. The system is corrupt. Truth and honesty mean nothing. It's all about who can twist the perspective of the judge and jury to believe their side. Makes me ill!
Weeell I don't really care about the system unless it affects me. Cold I know. But yeah i'm not in the habit of lying for personal gain. Everybody lies though. I just fucking lied as a matter of fact. ;D
I do the same thing as trig, and you can always tell cause I have a sideways smile when I do it.What thing is that?I care about the system- or at least, I care enough to be pissed off at how borked it is. My only issue with lying to get out of a legal jam would be getting caught perjuring myself. Then again, the most illegal thing I do in my life is breaking the speed limit.*crosses fingers behind back*Ah, but how fully do you disclose intent... to yourself, as well as to others?
I never lie! :zoinks:
Actually, what I like to do is bullshit, but in a way that is so over the top it shouldn't be taken as true. I don't consider it lying unless there is deceitful intent...I suppose.
I'm not really capable of straight-up lying anyway. I've lied to protect others and, when I was younger, because it was recommended and I couldn't see any problem with it as it was to people who didn't have any business knowing the truth anyway. My intent is always pure, unless I am bullshitting for fun. I have no issues being called on something in either case. I don't recall ever lying to hurt someone. Definitely not intentionally.
I've never lied to get laid. In fact, I've done quite the opposite and not gotten laid.
I've never lied to gain financially.
I've never lied to get out of legal jams. Again, quite the opposite has occured. Including one time in court where I went into so much explicit detail to prove my innocence that the Attorney for the City used my words against me to try and place intent into my actions that wasn't there. Still pisses me off and is a big part of why I will never serve on a jury. The system is corrupt. Truth and honesty mean nothing. It's all about who can twist the perspective of the judge and jury to believe their side. Makes me ill!
Weeell I don't really care about the system unless it affects me. Cold I know. But yeah i'm not in the habit of lying for personal gain. Everybody lies though. I just fucking lied as a matter of fact. ;D
Lying for personal gain doesn't usually occur to me, but I think the issue is whether or not someone else will incur a perosnal loss. After what happened my first year in grad school I feel totally fine about lying to my parents about some things if I need to, more to prevent peronsal loss than perosnal gain. (Before then, I was an idiot, and felt guilty.)
Lying to get laid is generally skeezy. Though, to be fair, I *do* lie (or outright refuse to talk about) about some things from my childhood that won't affect my partner not to hear but might freak them out *to* hear, particularly early on. Plus there's that oh "Oh you poor thing!" reaction I get a lot, which is just plain lousy as a primary impression when you compare it to "Wow, you're really fun to be around!"
No, I mean what thing do you do that Trig does that you smile when you do?The sideways smile? One corner of the mouth draws back slightly.I do the same thing as trig, and you can always tell cause I have a sideways smile when I do it.What thing is that?
No, I mean what thing do you do that Trig does that you smile when you do?The sideways smile? One corner of the mouth draws back slightly.I do the same thing as trig, and you can always tell cause I have a sideways smile when I do it.What thing is that?
Oh, ok. I'll try to keep a straight face, just to see people's reactions- then make it clear that I was joking, if it isn't yet.No, I mean what thing do you do that Trig does that you smile when you do?The sideways smile? One corner of the mouth draws back slightly.I do the same thing as trig, and you can always tell cause I have a sideways smile when I do it.What thing is that?
Oh. When I lie, usually it just meant as a shitty joke.
Oh, ok. I'll try to keep a straight face, just to see people's reactions- then make it clear that I was joking, if it isn't yet.No, I mean what thing do you do that Trig does that you smile when you do?The sideways smile? One corner of the mouth draws back slightly.I do the same thing as trig, and you can always tell cause I have a sideways smile when I do it.What thing is that?
Oh. When I lie, usually it just meant as a shitty joke.
So you keep a ghey face? :zoinks:
I care about the system- or at least, I care enough to be pissed off at how borked it is. My only issue with lying to get out of a legal jam would be getting caught perjuring myself. Then again, the most illegal thing I do in my life is breaking the speed limit.
Lying for personal gain doesn't usually occur to me, but I think the issue is whether or not someone else will incur a perosnal loss. After what happened my first year in grad school I feel totally fine about lying to my parents about some things if I need to, more to prevent peronsal loss than perosnal gain. (Before then, I was an idiot, and felt guilty.)
Lying to get laid is generally skeezy. Though, to be fair, I *do* lie (or outright refuse to talk about) about some things from my childhood that won't affect my partner not to hear but might freak them out *to* hear, particularly early on. Plus there's that oh "Oh you poor thing!" reaction I get a lot, which is just plain lousy as a primary impression when you compare it to "Wow, you're really fun to be around!"
I don't think it is necessarily required to tell even an intimate partner every single detail of your life. If they love you, they will understand why you may not be comfortable with doing so. By the same token, if you love them in return you should be trusting that they will understand and be there for you however you do or do not need them to be. Either way, I think open and honest communication is key.I may or may not have mentioned that a few years ago (when I was more open about stuff, and far less stable) I was pretty much caretaker-complex bait. Never actually dated one, but a couple of male friends who definitely have that going on (judging by their exes/currents) definitely wanted to. The rather hilarious irony is that those same issues make me a whole lot less warm and cuddly (and dependent) than either of them would have liked.
With regards to sympathy over such stuff it can be seen in different ways. I have known guys who would use real stories or just plain make them up to get a girl's affection. That's pretty skeezy! At the same time, if you really have some deep personal stuff from growing up, I could see where you would not want someone to fall for you, etc. because of it. However, someone who really cares would naturally be drawn to want to nurture/care for you. That could be tough when you are a strong individual who avoids sympathy or anything that comes across as such, even if it is genuine. Seems like that would make it hard being intimate, in a non-physical way, of course.
What happened with your parents your first year in grad school?1. The whole lying to me about being broke/not informing me about the level of financial support they were giving me and then *not* giving me/losing money due to buying a house she couldn't afford with the justification that my dad had a steady job and I had a year-long assistantship (mom), 'quitting' his job (dad- actually, bio dad *and* my mom's new husband, come to think of it, but the latter may have been more recent- also, far more recently, this applied to my mom)/probably actually losing a significant amount of money directly or indirectly because of using alcohol (dad, mom) and pot (mom)/pretending like this was normal.
I can see not telling a brand new boyfriend every single thing there is to know about yourself, but if you were in a longer term relationship with a partner, then would you tell them about your childhood experiences?
Hmm. I seem to never tell them shit. Maybe I have a LOT to learn.I don't think it is necessarily required to tell even an intimate partner every single detail of your life. If they love you, they will understand why you may not be comfortable with doing so. By the same token, if you love them in return you should be trusting that they will understand and be there for you however you do or do not need them to be. Either way, I think open and honest communication is key.I may or may not have mentioned that a few years ago (when I was more open about stuff, and far less stable) I was pretty much caretaker-complex bait. Never actually dated one, but a couple of male friends who definitely have that going on (judging by their exes/currents) definitely wanted to. The rather hilarious irony is that those same issues make me a whole lot less warm and cuddly (and dependent) than either of them would have liked.
With regards to sympathy over such stuff it can be seen in different ways. I have known guys who would use real stories or just plain make them up to get a girl's affection. That's pretty skeezy! At the same time, if you really have some deep personal stuff from growing up, I could see where you would not want someone to fall for you, etc. because of it. However, someone who really cares would naturally be drawn to want to nurture/care for you. That could be tough when you are a strong individual who avoids sympathy or anything that comes across as such, even if it is genuine. Seems like that would make it hard being intimate, in a non-physical way, of course.What happened with your parents your first year in grad school?1. The whole lying to me about being broke/not informing me about the level of financial support they were giving me and then *not* giving me/losing money due to buying a house she couldn't afford with the justification that my dad had a steady job and I had a year-long assistantship (mom), 'quitting' his job (dad- actually, bio dad *and* my mom's new husband, come to think of it, but the latter may have been more recent- also, far more recently, this applied to my mom)/probably actually losing a significant amount of money directly or indirectly because of using alcohol (dad, mom) and pot (mom)/pretending like this was normal.
I can see not telling a brand new boyfriend every single thing there is to know about yourself, but if you were in a longer term relationship with a partner, then would you tell them about your childhood experiences?
Last week, I cleaned out my inbox for the first time in over a year, and saw some of the emails from that era... I'd managed to forget how bad things got, but my parents were legitimately scaring the crap out of me at the time and making me really miserable. Somehow I managed to forget (repress? lol) that that was the year I essentially paid for my father's vasectomy.
2. Eventually, yes, but in little bits. Disclosing too early fucks the relationship up, but so does never disclosing. (Learned both lessons the hard way.)
That used to be my problem, but then I became this blabbering idiot and say way too much. Don't really have time right now to elaborate, but was going to ask Her Highness if she was always, until a couple of years ag, too open or was that a newer thing she learned to reel back in? I could use some advice on that methinks, because I really should have a better balance than what I currently have. I don't want to go back to completely closed off, but the two extremes are all I know.
That used to be my problem, but then I became this blabbering idiot and say way too much. Don't really have time right now to elaborate, but was going to ask Her Highness if she was always, until a couple of years ag, too open or was that a newer thing she learned to reel back in? I could use some advice on that methinks, because I really should have a better balance than what I currently have. I don't want to go back to completely closed off, but the two extremes are all I know.
Extremes huh? Sounds like depression issues. :zoinks:
Hmm. I seem to never tell them shit. Maybe I have a LOT to learn.Well, are you trying for real relationships, or just sex for awhile? The former requires more than the latter.
Will you send me a picture of your vagina?Send me some money and I'll think about it.
Sorry, but thoughts in my head associated with what you referred to as caretaker bait and I can't quote that whole thing on my iPhone, so for clarification, that is what this post refers to.Actually, I have been in a sorta codependent relationship- just that I was the one doing the caretaking. It sucked. It's a tendency I still have to fight, but it's worth fighting, because if I end up doing everything I end up resenting it.
I can see where a co-dependancy kind of relationship could result if one person was needing someone who needs taking care of and the one who needed being taken care of would become dependent on this and the relationship would not be too healthy. Good thing you learned this when you did, before you ended up in such a situation.
Not to be too personal, but have you figured out how to mesh all of the independent, level-headed stuff with keeping yourself open enough in developing relationships early on. Probably partner and relationship-type specific, but having some insight would be useful.
Knowing and understanding yourself is key, in my opinion, to developing successful relationships.
Not sure if I expressed what I wanted to. Rambling maybe. :zoinks:
Will you send me a picture of your vagina?Send me some money and I'll think about it.
Hmm. I seem to never tell them shit. Maybe I have a LOT to learn.Well, are you trying for real relationships, or just sex for awhile? The former requires more than the latter.Will you send me a picture of your vagina?Send me some money and I'll think about it.Sorry, but thoughts in my head associated with what you referred to as caretaker bait and I can't quote that whole thing on my iPhone, so for clarification, that is what this post refers to.Actually, I have been in a sorta codependent relationship- just that I was the one doing the caretaking. It sucked. It's a tendency I still have to fight, but it's worth fighting, because if I end up doing everything I end up resenting it.
I can see where a co-dependancy kind of relationship could result if one person was needing someone who needs taking care of and the one who needed being taken care of would become dependent on this and the relationship would not be too healthy. Good thing you learned this when you did, before you ended up in such a situation.
Not to be too personal, but have you figured out how to mesh all of the independent, level-headed stuff with keeping yourself open enough in developing relationships early on. Probably partner and relationship-type specific, but having some insight would be useful.
Knowing and understanding yourself is key, in my opinion, to developing successful relationships.
Not sure if I expressed what I wanted to. Rambling maybe. :zoinks:
I agree, knowing yourself is important, though one thing I know about myself is I tend to absorb stuff from people around me.
No, I haven't figured out how to do stuff right- relationships aren't a system that can be beat. :laugh:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/drama.png)
Frankly self-dislosure is somehting I'm struggling with already in a thing I think I'm sorta starting with someone who, oddly enough, apparently has the same issue I do with having to say "I can't talk about this yet." (Leave it to me to tap a button like that very early on without meaning to, too. Lol.) It's funny to hear you asking advice on something I'm actually sorta feeling like I'm floundering with.
The kiss would cost you, too. :PWill you send me a picture of your vagina?Send me some money and I'll think about it.
I'm a penniless student. Would you settle for a kiss? :-*
Do you support voluntary euthanasia?Assisted suicide, you mean? Honetly I sort of lean toward "Yes, but only following a waiting period and extensive psych evaluation by a number of professionals." I would be opposed to helping someone kill themselves when they were, for example, distraught over some temporary problem in their life.
Do you support voluntary euthanasia?
Were you always too open prior to a few years ago, or did you go from more reserved first, then to being too open, before realing it back in. I was very closed, but am now way too open. Wouldn't mind realing it back in some. If and when I start trying again, I am likely to scare off every chick I ever come across. Ha ha!
My whole 'don't care what anyone thinks' attitude makes it easy to ridicule myself, which makes it nearly impossible to hurt me emotionally. Unless, of course, the person is someone close that I care about. Then the 'don't care' attitude isn't really 100% applicable. But don't tell anyone I said that!!!
As far as asking you for advice goes...well you are far more experienced than me in this stuff and at least have a good handle on a lot of it with regards to yourself. Ultimately, the variables are all different due to each person being unique. There is no perfect formula. All you can hope for is to come across someone you can relate to and connect with, who can understand and respect you, and you can do the same in return for. Some of will probably spend our entire lives looking for this.
Now I am sad! :'(
I'm more experienced than Trig, and 'know my shit,' eh? I do appreciate the compliment, but let's remember that I'm three years younger than Rage, have only been in three relationships 'till now, and (obviously) each of those relationships failed. My advice to others may well be good, but then again, would you trust diet tips from a fat person? :P Hence my grain-of-salt warning.Were you always too open prior to a few years ago, or did you go from more reserved first, then to being too open, before realing it back in. I was very closed, but am now way too open. Wouldn't mind realing it back in some. If and when I start trying again, I am likely to scare off every chick I ever come across. Ha ha!Heh. Not me. She seems to know her shit when it comes to stuff like this. I'm going to pick her brain till i've learned what she knows about it. I suggest you do the same.
My whole 'don't care what anyone thinks' attitude makes it easy to ridicule myself, which makes it nearly impossible to hurt me emotionally. Unless, of course, the person is someone close that I care about. Then the 'don't care' attitude isn't really 100% applicable. But don't tell anyone I said that!!!
As far as asking you for advice goes...well you are far more experienced than me in this stuff and at least have a good handle on a lot of it with regards to yourself. Ultimately, the variables are all different due to each person being unique. There is no perfect formula. All you can hope for is to come across someone you can relate to and connect with, who can understand and respect you, and you can do the same in return for. Some of will probably spend our entire lives looking for this.
Now I am sad! :'(
She does know her shit, in theory! :zoinks: So she is excellent for picking brains. Methinks she either lacks confidence in herself or has not figured out yet how to put these theories to practice. :PIt prolly largely is lack of confidence (in relationships, anyway), difficult putting theories to practice, or lack of ability to make decisions with my brain. :laugh:
I'm gonna get ripped a new one for this post, aren't I?
I'm more experienced than Trig, and 'know my shit,' eh? I do appreciate the compliment, but let's remember that I'm three years younger than Rage, have only been in three relationships 'till now, and (obviously) each of those relationships failed. My advice to others may well be good, but then again, would you trust diet tips from a fat person? :P Hence my grain-of-salt warning.Were you always too open prior to a few years ago, or did you go from more reserved first, then to being too open, before realing it back in. I was very closed, but am now way too open. Wouldn't mind realing it back in some. If and when I start trying again, I am likely to scare off every chick I ever come across. Ha ha!Heh. Not me. She seems to know her shit when it comes to stuff like this. I'm going to pick her brain till i've learned what she knows about it. I suggest you do the same.
My whole 'don't care what anyone thinks' attitude makes it easy to ridicule myself, which makes it nearly impossible to hurt me emotionally. Unless, of course, the person is someone close that I care about. Then the 'don't care' attitude isn't really 100% applicable. But don't tell anyone I said that!!!
As far as asking you for advice goes...well you are far more experienced than me in this stuff and at least have a good handle on a lot of it with regards to yourself. Ultimately, the variables are all different due to each person being unique. There is no perfect formula. All you can hope for is to come across someone you can relate to and connect with, who can understand and respect you, and you can do the same in return for. Some of will probably spend our entire lives looking for this.
Now I am sad! :'(
As far as being open- I reeled way back after over-disclosure pretty much gave my first partner a way of invalidating anything I said or did as a symptom of my dysfunction rather than, for example, reasonable and proportional anger at something he did wrong. (Which was, of course, what had been done to me my entire life by the people around me.) To be fair, at the time, my self-esteem was so low that I blamed myself for everything anyway, so he didn't really need the excuse... but I think it did play in, and that scared me. In my second relationship I disclosed as little as possible, and I think it (among other mistakes) helped make my partner feel untrusted and un-cared-about.
I have yet to have self-disclosure drive people away (that I'm aware of)- lack of it probably did. Then again, what's in my past is relatively awful, but I'm starting (within the past few months) to realize that I don't give off vibes of craziness, so when I say "It wasn't my fault, and it turns out I'm actually not nuts," it's probably usually believeable. *shrug*She does know her shit, in theory! :zoinks: So she is excellent for picking brains. Methinks she either lacks confidence in herself or has not figured out yet how to put these theories to practice. :PIt prolly largely is lack of confidence (in relationships, anyway), difficult putting theories to practice, or lack of ability to make decisions with my brain. :laugh:
I'm gonna get ripped a new one for this post, aren't I?
And, I'm supposed to rip Trig a new one, eh? OK, fine:
Boys, these discussions are fascinating, so ask questions all you want, but do remember: I'm never going to sleep with either of you. :zoinks:
Then again, what's in my past is relatively awful, but I'm starting (within the past few months) to realize that I don't give off vibes of craziness, so when I say "It wasn't my fault, and it turns out I'm actually not nuts," it's probably usually believeable. *shrug*
I'm more experienced than Trig, and 'know my shit,' eh? I do appreciate the compliment, but let's remember that I'm three years younger than Rage, have only been in three relationships 'till now, and (obviously) each of those relationships failed. My advice to others may well be good, but then again, would you trust diet tips from a fat person? :P Hence my grain-of-salt warning.Were you always too open prior to a few years ago, or did you go from more reserved first, then to being too open, before realing it back in. I was very closed, but am now way too open. Wouldn't mind realing it back in some. If and when I start trying again, I am likely to scare off every chick I ever come across. Ha ha!Heh. Not me. She seems to know her shit when it comes to stuff like this. I'm going to pick her brain till i've learned what she knows about it. I suggest you do the same.
My whole 'don't care what anyone thinks' attitude makes it easy to ridicule myself, which makes it nearly impossible to hurt me emotionally. Unless, of course, the person is someone close that I care about. Then the 'don't care' attitude isn't really 100% applicable. But don't tell anyone I said that!!!
As far as asking you for advice goes...well you are far more experienced than me in this stuff and at least have a good handle on a lot of it with regards to yourself. Ultimately, the variables are all different due to each person being unique. There is no perfect formula. All you can hope for is to come across someone you can relate to and connect with, who can understand and respect you, and you can do the same in return for. Some of will probably spend our entire lives looking for this.
Now I am sad! :'(
As far as being open- I reeled way back after over-disclosure pretty much gave my first partner a way of invalidating anything I said or did as a symptom of my dysfunction rather than, for example, reasonable and proportional anger at something he did wrong. (Which was, of course, what had been done to me my entire life by the people around me.) To be fair, at the time, my self-esteem was so low that I blamed myself for everything anyway, so he didn't really need the excuse... but I think it did play in, and that scared me. In my second relationship I disclosed as little as possible, and I think it (among other mistakes) helped make my partner feel untrusted and un-cared-about.
I have yet to have self-disclosure drive people away (that I'm aware of)- lack of it probably did. Then again, what's in my past is relatively awful, but I'm starting (within the past few months) to realize that I don't give off vibes of craziness, so when I say "It wasn't my fault, and it turns out I'm actually not nuts," it's probably usually believeable. *shrug*
She does know her shit, in theory! :zoinks: So she is excellent for picking brains. Methinks she either lacks confidence in herself or has not figured out yet how to put these theories to practice. :PIt prolly largely is lack of confidence (in relationships, anyway), difficult putting theories to practice, or lack of ability to make decisions with my brain. :laugh:
I'm gonna get ripped a new one for this post, aren't I?
And, I'm supposed to rip Trig a new one, eh? OK, fine:
Boys, these discussions are fascinating, so ask questions all you want, but do remember: I'm never going to sleep with either of you. :zoinks:
TY, Pyraxis. :)Then again, what's in my past is relatively awful, but I'm starting (within the past few months) to realize that I don't give off vibes of craziness, so when I say "It wasn't my fault, and it turns out I'm actually not nuts," it's probably usually believeable. *shrug*
Yeah, at least over the internet, your vibes are more like "I'm stable and playful, I have an awesome sense of humor and a lot of common sense."
I would have to agree with Pyraxis that you definitely give off a pretty good vibe on here. You're not crazy...relatively speaking. :PI'm ecccentric. :P And ty. =D
Choose your own adventure::laugh: Actually, I was assuming one of you would suggest both at once. I guess my mind has once again proven itself to be dirtier than most male minds.
a) I can't speak for Rage, but I'm interested in developing an intellectual, plutonic online relationship.
OR
b) Who said anything about sleeping? :-*
Sorry! Had to do it!!! :P
Choose your own adventure::laugh: Actually, I was assuming one of you would suggest both at once. I guess my mind has once again proven itself to be dirtier than most male minds.
a) I can't speak for Rage, but I'm interested in developing an intellectual, plutonic online relationship.
OR
b) Who said anything about sleeping? :-*
Sorry! Had to do it!!! :P
Well Rage, I'm game! :zoinks: Are you up for it? :-**facepalm* :laugh:
What have you been up to?I can basically answer all three at once- I'm doing an internship right now, which is part of the tail end of my Master's. It doesn't pay, but it has an unpredictable schedule, so what should be 20-30 hours a week will probably expand to fill the space of a full-time job, in terms of when I am and am not available. Between that and how emotionally intense the work can be, I feel that my choice to spend my last two semesters of grad school continuing to add to my already massive school-related debt is the best of two bad options (the other being trying to hold a part-time job, rack up slightly less debt, and potentially burn myself out). In other words, I'm at the place in my education that most people in the field look back on and wince. :laugh:
Are you still studying psychology?
Are you working right now?
Well Rage, I'm game! :zoinks: Are you up for it? :-**facepalm* :laugh:
The idea of double-teaming a girl always seemed kinda gay on the part of the guys, to me. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I've heard it debated before.What have you been up to?I can basically answer all three at once- I'm doing an internship right now, which is part of the tail end of my Master's. It doesn't pay, but it has an unpredictable schedule, so what should be 20-30 hours a week will probably expand to fill the space of a full-time job, in terms of when I am and am not available. Between that and how emotionally intense the work can be, I feel that my choice to spend my last two semesters of grad school continuing to add to my already massive school-related debt is the best of two bad options (the other being trying to hold a part-time job, rack up slightly less debt, and potentially burn myself out). In other words, I'm at the place in my education that most people in the field look back on and wince. :laugh:
Are you still studying psychology?
Are you working right now?
Well Rage, I'm game! :zoinks: Are you up for it? :-**facepalm* :laugh:
The idea of double-teaming a girl always seemed kinda gay on the part of the guys, to me. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I've heard it debated before.What have you been up to?I can basically answer all three at once- I'm doing an internship right now, which is part of the tail end of my Master's. It doesn't pay, but it has an unpredictable schedule, so what should be 20-30 hours a week will probably expand to fill the space of a full-time job, in terms of when I am and am not available. Between that and how emotionally intense the work can be, I feel that my choice to spend my last two semesters of grad school continuing to add to my already massive school-related debt is the best of two bad options (the other being trying to hold a part-time job, rack up slightly less debt, and potentially burn myself out). In other words, I'm at the place in my education that most people in the field look back on and wince. :laugh:
Are you still studying psychology?
Are you working right now?
I don't think I am at a place in our relationship Rage where I can go there with you. I mean, I want Elle to be happy and all, so if this is what she really wants I can try and get to that place. But I really am not ready. Plus, I'm afraid it would be difficult to go back from that and would jeopardize my friendship with Elle. I am really not looking for a physical thing anyway, other than muff diving, of course.
I think they refer to it as the Devil's Threesome!Actually, I think Rage described the 'Eiffel tower.'
Elle,What's 'our song?' Only? :laugh:
What song would you like me to request Trent play tonight? I've already requested our song, but thought you might have something else you'd like NIN to play. Later!
Trig
Elle,What's 'our song?' Only? :laugh:
What song would you like me to request Trent play tonight? I've already requested our song, but thought you might have something else you'd like NIN to play. Later!
Trig
Do ye prefer bourbon or scotch, wench? Or do ye not drink manly drinks like that at all? :arrr:I don't drink. Never have, never plan to. Lots of alcoholics in my family. :/
Actually, I really like that song, but it was also the most insulting suggestion I could think of. :laugh:Excellent! :zoinks:Elle,What's 'our song?' Only? :laugh:
What song would you like me to request Trent play tonight? I've already requested our song, but thought you might have something else you'd like NIN to play. Later!
Trig
Will you have my babies? :bunny:Depends how well you cook them.
I don't drink. Never have, never plan to. Lots of alcoholics in my family. :/
Actually, I really like that song, but it was also the most insulting suggestion I could think of. :laugh:What's 'our song?' Only? :laugh:Excellent! :zoinks:
I don't drink. Never have, never plan to. Lots of alcoholics in my family. :/:thumbup:
I don't drink. Never have, never plan to. Lots of alcoholics in my family. :/:thumbup:
Good for you! Have you had to deal with peer pressure on this? I don't drink and still sometimes get teased. As if I cared! In college it was always, "You'll love it if you just give it a try." Whatever!
I didn't. :P
However, I have no objections to drinking when it's a social necessity. All for the mission.
A little, but minimal. I'd say the worst thing I deal with is knowing that some people make assumptions about me because I don't drink or do any drugs- like that I'm straightedge, or that I disapprove of all drinking or drug use. Au contraire to both, of course. =)I don't drink. Never have, never plan to. Lots of alcoholics in my family. :/:thumbup:
Good for you! Have you had to deal with peer pressure on this? I don't drink and still sometimes get teased. As if I cared! In college it was always, "You'll love it if you just give it a try." Whatever!
I didn't. :PWhen the hell is it necessary?
However, I have no objections to drinking when it's a social necessity. All for the mission.
When the hell is it necessary?
OK, fiiiine, I'll concede that the situation did dictate. :laugh:When the hell is it necessary?
For example, when I was working in Scotland at a dysfunctional company where nobody could talk straight about what was so fucked up about the place while they were in the building. The employees started going to the pub once a week after work and it was like floodgates opening. The few of us who had worked in better studios could tell all the fresh-out-of-school noobs who'd moved up to the godforsaken middle of nowhere thinking that this was the job that would make their careers, that this wasn't how it had to be. We could meet up with guys who'd been unexpectedly fired and help them find other gigs, and they could help the ones who were stuck and looking to get out.
Granted, I could have thumbed my nose and ordered a coke every time, but the fact is that every little thing like that has an effect on camaraderie, and I would rather choose my battles. If I had alcoholics in the family, though, it might have been worth it because it would have been more emotional cost to drink than to be an oddball and not drink.
OK, fiiiine, I'll concede that the situation did dictate. :laugh:When the hell is it necessary?
For example, when I was working in Scotland at a dysfunctional company where nobody could talk straight about what was so fucked up about the place while they were in the building. The employees started going to the pub once a week after work and it was like floodgates opening. The few of us who had worked in better studios could tell all the fresh-out-of-school noobs who'd moved up to the godforsaken middle of nowhere thinking that this was the job that would make their careers, that this wasn't how it had to be. We could meet up with guys who'd been unexpectedly fired and help them find other gigs, and they could help the ones who were stuck and looking to get out.
Granted, I could have thumbed my nose and ordered a coke every time, but the fact is that every little thing like that has an effect on camaraderie, and I would rather choose my battles. If I had alcoholics in the family, though, it might have been worth it because it would have been more emotional cost to drink than to be an oddball and not drink.
OK, fiiiine, I'll concede that the situation did dictate. :laugh:
Well Rage, I'm game! :zoinks: Are you up for it? :-**facepalm* :laugh:
The idea of double-teaming a girl always seemed kinda gay on the part of the guys, to me. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I've heard it debated before.What have you been up to?I can basically answer all three at once- I'm doing an internship right now, which is part of the tail end of my Master's. It doesn't pay, but it has an unpredictable schedule, so what should be 20-30 hours a week will probably expand to fill the space of a full-time job, in terms of when I am and am not available. Between that and how emotionally intense the work can be, I feel that my choice to spend my last two semesters of grad school continuing to add to my already massive school-related debt is the best of two bad options (the other being trying to hold a part-time job, rack up slightly less debt, and potentially burn myself out). In other words, I'm at the place in my education that most people in the field look back on and wince. :laugh:
Are you still studying psychology?
Are you working right now?
What does your internship entail, BTW I am also, as of recent, a psych majorI prefer not to talk about that online for privacy reasons. Suffice it to say it's intense and entails a lot of patience and flexibility.... but I'm managing to survive it anyway. :laugh:
A little, but minimal. I'd say the worst thing I deal with is knowing that some people make assumptions about me because I don't drink or do any drugs- like that I'm straightedge, or that I disapprove of all drinking or drug use. Au contraire to both, of course. =)I don't drink. Never have, never plan to. Lots of alcoholics in my family. :/:thumbup:
Good for you! Have you had to deal with peer pressure on this? I don't drink and still sometimes get teased. As if I cared! In college it was always, "You'll love it if you just give it a try." Whatever!
Yup- in fact I'm technically paying to be able to work because it counts as a class. S'only 300 hours per semester (this semester, then next), but it makes it impossible to hold another job becsuse the hours are so scattered and irregular.A little, but minimal. I'd say the worst thing I deal with is knowing that some people make assumptions about me because I don't drink or do any drugs- like that I'm straightedge, or that I disapprove of all drinking or drug use. Au contraire to both, of course. =)I don't drink. Never have, never plan to. Lots of alcoholics in my family. :/:thumbup:
Good for you! Have you had to deal with peer pressure on this? I don't drink and still sometimes get teased. As if I cared! In college it was always, "You'll love it if you just give it a try." Whatever!
Earlier it was more about c'mon and have some fun, but it turned into accusations of being a prude, or get this, some sort of religious nut. I think I have established these are both about as far away from th etruth as possible. :P
I am still getting shit on here from someone, because I don't drink or smoke.
So let me get this straight, you are in an intense internship and are not getting paid? Wow! I thought it was bad to get $10-12k as a Teaching/Research Assistant. I don't think I could put up with other people unless I was getting compensated or the experience was going to be so extreme that it would be made up for down the road. Good luck to you! :thumbup:
I'm a creepy internet guy, and I certainly don't love you, creepy internet girl. You're funny in both senses.If I told you, it woudln't be a secret.
Anyway, that brings a question to my mind: do you have a secret internet-crush on me?
Do you have a crush on me? :insane:Do you have a crush on me?
Do you have a crush on me? :insane:Do you have a crush on me?
Oh.Do you have a crush on me? :insane:Do you have a crush on me?
Of course I do :sheeplove:
Did you miss me? :PApparently.
Oh.Do you have a crush on me? :insane:Do you have a crush on me?
Of course I do :sheeplove:Did you miss me? :PApparently.
Next time, I'll have to aim better.
Of course I do :sheeplove:Oh.
Did you miss me? :PApparently.
Next time, I'll have to aim better.
*grabs shotgun*Did you miss me? :PApparently.
Next time, I'll have to aim better.
You'd better! :: shakes fist emphatically ::
Oh.Do you have a crush on me? :insane:Do you have a crush on me?
Of course I do :sheeplove:
Yer eyes are leaking. Outta have that looked at.Oh.Do you have a crush on me? :insane:Do you have a crush on me?
Of course I do :sheeplove:
:'(
*grabs shotgun*Did you miss me? :PApparently.
Next time, I'll have to aim better.
You'd better! :: shakes fist emphatically ::
Is that what made you turn me down, despite my dashing good looks and charming aspie personality? :insane:Yer eyes are leaking. Outta have that looked at.Oh.Do you have a crush on me? :insane:Do you have a crush on me?
Of course I do :sheeplove:
:'(
Not if I plan to use it as a blunt instrument, it's not.*grabs shotgun*Did you miss me? :PApparently.
Next time, I'll have to aim better.
You'd better! :: shakes fist emphatically ::
Aww that's cheating :P
Aww, is that what you think? I'm not nearly so shallow!!! I don't care about your eyes! I turned you down because I don't like you and don't find you attractive, that's all!!! :hug:Is that what made you turn me down, despite my dashing good looks and charming aspie personality? :insane:Yer eyes are leaking. Outta have that looked at.Oh.Do you have a crush on me? :insane:Do you have a crush on me?
Of course I do :sheeplove:
:'(
Yer eyes are leaking. Outta have that looked at.
Not if I plan to use it as a blunt instrument, it's not.*grabs shotgun*Did you miss me? :PApparently.
Next time, I'll have to aim better.
You'd better! :: shakes fist emphatically ::
Aww that's cheating :P
Aww, is that what you think? I'm not nearly so shallow!!! I don't care about your eyes! I turned you down because I don't like you and don't find you attractive, that's all!!! :hug:Is that what made you turn me down, despite my dashing good looks and charming aspie personality? :insane:Yer eyes are leaking. Outta have that looked at.Oh.Do you have a crush on me? :insane:Do you have a crush on me?
Of course I do :sheeplove:
:'(
Aww, how can you not find Soph likeable and attractive?I thooooouuught that was Soph, but wasn't sure.
How can I get a hot girlfriend without becoming incredibly rich?Find a girl who's fun to be around and treat her like a person. Don't expect that this will earn you anything more than friendship, let alone feel entitled to it. Do this until you have the basic attiutude that women are human beings deeply engrained in your thinking and behavior. Eventually, with any luck, some lucky lady will appreciate the novelty of this, and let you bang her.
How can I get a hot girlfriend without becoming incredibly rich?Find a girl who's fun to be around and treat her like a person. Don't expect that this will earn you anything more than friendship, let alone feel entitled to it. Do this until you have the basic attiutude that women are human beings deeply engrained in your thinking and behavior. Eventually, with any luck, some lucky lady will appreciate the novelty of this, and let you bang her.
Profoundly cynical. :PHow can I get a hot girlfriend without becoming incredibly rich?Find a girl who's fun to be around and treat her like a person. Don't expect that this will earn you anything more than friendship, let alone feel entitled to it. Do this until you have the basic attiutude that women are human beings deeply engrained in your thinking and behavior. Eventually, with any luck, some lucky lady will appreciate the novelty of this, and let you bang her.
I'm not sure if that's profound or cynical :P
Where can yuo meet fun girls IRL?Other than the classic "meet them off of dating sites" answer, I've met most of my partners on campus, from being in class or just through happenstance and random conversation.
Wait am I a novelty? :laugh:Lol, nah, I meant nice guys are a novelty.
You mean a girl who'd think it would be funny to sleep with a retard (aspie) or tranny and that's only why? lol
Yeah that makes sense really as the trans thing is probably the biggest issue with relationships (in that the majority of women wouldn't be interested, and that it affects sex more than anything else)
Also there's a big glbt community here. Manchester (where I live) is the second biggest gay place in the UK I think. But that's mostly gay people and male transvestites. I have a gay friend who works for the university glbt thing and she suggested I go along. Apparently there are a few bi women there. Also I'm shit at talking to women. Some girls talk to me in seminars, but I almost always fuck it up and look like an ass. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic :laugh:
You mean with communication? Fuck, everything :laugh:Lol, s'fine. Convo happens where it happens.
I've had so much practice online, from talking to schoolmates on MSN before I got disgnosed, to forums etc. The main benefit online (for me) is time. Even just a few seconds to take it what the person said and meant, then the time it takes to write down my reply makes a whole world of difference.
In person, unless I know them really well like family, the pace is too much to keep up with. Having a conversation with someone IRL is like talking to someone who speaks a language I'm not fluent in but know a little of. Like I speak some french and german, but if someone tried to have a conversation with me in either of those languages, I would be slow as fuck. First you have to take in what they're saying, work out what it means, think what you're expected to respond with and then reply. I can't do that all in the space of a couple of seconds. I think a lot of aspies are like this, and I have made a lot of progress, but it's something that I can't seem to fix at all. I just tend to nod along and agree with what the person is saying, which in turn makes me look either stupid or boring.
Online I have the time to think what the person means, and write out my reply. I can almost be NT online, apart from maybe a few misunderstandings now and then. But in person I just can't keep up with conversations. My social anxiety obviously doesn't help.
Sorry PMSElle this probably doesn't belong in your thread :P
So how is your clinical stuff coming along?Final stretch; half a year left 'till graudation. I prefer not to talk about it online in much detail though.
What kind of panties do you wear PMS Elle??? :green:I don't wear pink frilly granny panties like YOU do, THAT'S for damn sure.
Would you rather be sexually harassed by me or by Alfonso Uber Alles, if you HAD to? :zoinks:You, only you, and always you, love. :-*
Who is this person on top of me? ^
Who is this person on top of me? ^
Sororess pol.
Who is this person on top of me? ^
Sororess pol.
Sororess?
Who is Sororess Poll? What was her name before that?
What was your favorite childhood treasure?A doll I had, who ended up being my only stable friend for awhile.
Who is Sororess Poll? What was her name before that?She used to be a Duchess but doesn't use the Title anymore so she won't alienate the common folk.
You mean with communication? Fuck, everything :laugh:
I've had so much practice online, from talking to schoolmates on MSN before I got disgnosed, to forums etc. The main benefit online (for me) is time. Even just a few seconds to take it what the person said and meant, then the time it takes to write down my reply makes a whole world of difference.
In person, unless I know them really well like family, the pace is too much to keep up with. Having a conversation with someone IRL is like talking to someone who speaks a language I'm not fluent in but know a little of. Like I speak some french and german, but if someone tried to have a conversation with me in either of those languages, I would be slow as fuck. First you have to take in what they're saying, work out what it means, think what you're expected to respond with and then reply. I can't do that all in the space of a couple of seconds. I think a lot of aspies are like this, and I have made a lot of progress, but it's something that I can't seem to fix at all. I just tend to nod along and agree with what the person is saying, which in turn makes me look either stupid or boring.
Online I have the time to think what the person means, and write out my reply. I can almost be NT online, apart from maybe a few misunderstandings now and then. But in person I just can't keep up with conversations. My social anxiety obviously doesn't help.
When will you make the lesbian porn movie with Bintska? :PI already made it; your copy is in the mail.
Are you looking forward to the season premiere of House? The previews look like it is going to be an entertaining season!I was, and I was decidedly disappointed. House has officially vagged out. I was hoping it would all turn out to be another hallucination.
Later!
do you like potatos baked with mashed potato and cheese inside them and then eat half of them :beer:Don't drink when you're on seroquel. :P
So you did the video? I thought you said you would probably regret it, so I pulled my financing of the project. Wasn't going to contribute to something you really didn't want to do, but were doing for the money. I hope you are okay with yourself and I'm sorry if I contributed to pressuring you.I don't mind feeling dirty if I have lots nd lots of dirty dirty money for it.
So you think Hiuse has a vagina now? I figured you wouldn't like the pro-drug slant, especially at the end. I liked the episode except when spazzy Puerto Rican dude went to get his meds. If the drugs help, fine, but I like people to stay true to themselves.That actually wasn't what bugged me; it was the cheesiness of the episode- though I admit I was hoping it would turn out house was still getting sugar pills. If you go by the disease model of addiction (which I sorta do, but still view addicts as moral agents), it actually makes sense for House to be on some type of antidepressant- all those years of opiate addiction prolly blew out all his neurochemical pathways and ability to naturally generate "happy chemicals."
I really liked the chess match between House and the staff. When they called him on the urine test all I could think of was how the hell is hegoing to get out of this one. I really liked that they let the story proceed before revealing they were still one step ahead of House. That was brilliant and funny!I agree- I'm assuming "spinoff" for the mental hospital he was in, or at least an attempted spinoff.
Could've done without the banging the chick though. Seemed unnecessary.I agree- it could have been every bit as real as far as I'm concerned if he hadn't actually nailed her, and possibly more powerful. And it bugged me a wee bit that the issue of her being married with kids wasn't viewed as much of a moral conundrum by anyone. I'd expect that of House (he's done it before, though with his ex wife, which is arguably a bit different), but why neither she nor his shrink questioned it kinda got to me. So did the fact that they screwed in the ward's main room and didn't get caught, lol.
Why are you such a meanie?What prompted you to call me a meanie?
You made fun of me, waaaaahhh. I don't really use that term when I am being serious. You can be cruel, but at least you are funny. This was in response to your comment about Soleiyu and me being right for him (something like that). I wasn't really offended, but I felt like using a childish insult to be an ass. I do it all the time, call people meanies.Why are you such a meanie?What prompted you to call me a meanie?
You made fun of me, waaaaahhh. I don't really use that term when I am being serious. You can be cruel, but at least you are funny. This was in response to your comment about Soleiyu and me being right for him (something like that). I wasn't really offended, but I felt like using a childish insult to be an ass. I do it all the time, call people meanies.Why are you such a meanie?What prompted you to call me a meanie?
Awesome.I could try it one time.So you don't even do pity feels?I don't feel pity for people too often.I don't do the pity fuck thing.
Ah, such a pity. :P
*turns and yells* "SOLEIYU!!!! WE FOUND A TAKER!!!"
So you did the video? I thought you said you would probably regret it, so I pulled my financing of the project. Wasn't going to contribute to something you really didn't want to do, but were doing for the money. I hope you are okay with yourself and I'm sorry if I contributed to pressuring you.I don't mind feeling dirty if I have lots nd lots of dirty dirty money for it.
So you think House has a vagina now? I figured you wouldn't like the pro-drug slant, especially at the end. I liked the episode except when spazzy Puerto Rican dude went to get his meds. If the drugs help, fine, but I like people to stay true to themselves.That actually wasn't what bugged me; it was the cheesiness of the episode- though I admit I was hoping it would turn out house was still getting sugar pills. If you go by the disease model of addiction (which I sorta do, but still view addicts as moral agents), it actually makes sense for House to be on some type of antidepressant- all those years of opiate addiction prolly blew out all his neurochemical pathways and ability to naturally generate "happy chemicals."
He doesn't have to be a fuckin' sap, though. I mean, come on, House saying "Kisses are.... good things." ??? That's something you'd have the blonde ditz say in a teen movie.
I really liked the chess match between House and the staff. When they called him on the urine test all I could think of was how the hell is hegoing to get out of this one. I really liked that they let the story proceed before revealing they were still one step ahead of House. That was brilliant and funny!I agree- I'm assuming "spinoff" for the mental hospital he was in, or at least an attempted spinoff.
Could've done without the banging the chick though. Seemed unnecessary.I agree- it could have been every bit as real as far as I'm concerned if he hadn't actually nailed her, and possibly more powerful. And it bugged me a wee bit that the issue of her being married with kids wasn't viewed as much of a moral conundrum by anyone. I'd expect that of House (he's done it before, though with his ex wife, which is arguably a bit different), but why neither she nor his shrink questioned it kinda got to me. So did the fact that they screwed in the ward's main room and didn't get caught, lol.
I wasn't insulted or offended. Did you read my post? You were making fun of Soleiyu mostly. I said you are a meanie because you are cruel and make fun of people quite often on here. You seem to think a lot of guys are creeps as well, which is insulting.You made fun of me, waaaaahhh. I don't really use that term when I am being serious. You can be cruel, but at least you are funny. This was in response to your comment about Soleiyu and me being right for him (something like that). I wasn't really offended, but I felt like using a childish insult to be an ass. I do it all the time, call people meanies.Why are you such a meanie?What prompted you to call me a meanie?
This?Awesome.I could try it one time.So you don't even do pity feels?I don't feel pity for people too often.I don't do the pity fuck thing.
Ah, such a pity. :P
*turns and yells* "SOLEIYU!!!! WE FOUND A TAKER!!!"
...it wasn't even insulting to you, IMO. O_o
You're a meanie coz you won't admit you're madly in love with me :moon:You're prolly neither the first nor the last person to think this. :P
You crack me up! :headbang2:Only if it earns me more money to do so.
Are you the kind if girl who likes to roll around in it?
The shrink basically was house, only a psychiatric house.I really liked the chess match between House and the staff. When they called him on the urine test all I could think of was how the hell is hegoing to get out of this one. I really liked that they let the story proceed before revealing they were still one step ahead of House. That was brilliant and funny!I agree- I'm assuming "spinoff" for the mental hospital he was in, or at least an attempted spinoff.
Very good point! After the episode I was trying to think of ways that some of those characters, especially patients, could come up again in the story. Even if House vagged out on us, some of the other characters were quite interesting. Not sure how'd they pan out without House in the mix though.
Frankly I was initially assuming it would turn out that the catatonic woman was her lesbian lover and she lied because she feared stigma.Could've done without the banging the chick though. Seemed unnecessary.I agree- it could have been every bit as real as far as I'm concerned if he hadn't actually nailed her, and possibly more powerful. And it bugged me a wee bit that the issue of her being married with kids wasn't viewed as much of a moral conundrum by anyone. I'd expect that of House (he's done it before, though with his ex wife, which is arguably a bit different), but why neither she nor his shrink questioned it kinda got to me. So did the fact that they screwed in the ward's main room and didn't get caught, lol.
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought it was cheezy
Not to question the morality of the woman's actions, but I thought she said she was bet friend's with her husband's sister and then married him because he was the only other person like her...or something like that. I got the impression she never really loved him in the first place and once the sister was mute realized she shouldn't have been with him. They did have kids though, so t makes it a very sticky situation.
I wasn't insulted or offended. Did you read my post? You were making fun of Soleiyu mostly. I said you are a meanie because you are cruel and make fun of people quite often on here. You seem to think a lot of guys are creeps as well, which is insulting.Oh, you're saying I was being mean to Soleiyu. He's a troll; he invites it.
In her defense, she does have to deal with the likes of me! Can you really blame her for thinkng guys are creeps? :-\You have yet to actually scare me, that I remember. You don't get the credit for my jadedness. :P
Creeps?Hahahahaha.
In my IntensitySqurred?
It's more likely than you think
I don't think I am creepy at all, but you do sometimes make me think you see me as a creep. Maybe I am reading too much into the relatively few interactions I have had with you.No, I don't think you're a creep. I think you make the occasional penis-driven post, but that's not the same thing at all. As far as those are concerned, I think you think you're more subtle than you are, and sometimes that irritates me, and sometimes I choose to comment on it. *shrug*
You must always maintain control, huh? You need to learn to submit! :zoinks:There's only one person from intensitysquared who legitimately frightened me, and to the best of my knowledge he no longer logs in here. He has also long since ceased to fighten me, though the few times I've run into him accidentally have been unpleasant, and have left me edgy and looking-over-my-shoulder for some time after.
What does it take to scare you?
Have you ever had any really bad ear infections or burst ear drums?Yes- summer of 2007, I got an incredable ear/sinus infection that lingered to some extent for, I think, half a year. I felt clogged and congested all the time- like my ears always needed to pop but never could- and because it was in my ears, I felt dizzy much of the time as well. I still get a bit like that with seasonal allergies but I have yet to get that bad again. It was absolutely wretched.
like my ears always needed to pop but never could-
Are you still showering really frequently? If so, I wonder if there's any connection. I remember my ear infection started in part because water got in my ears and got trapped there- that wasn't all or (probably) even most of it, but it was the starting point and it almost definitely did make things worse than they would have otherwise been. You might be stacking the odds against yourself.like my ears always needed to pop but never could-
I hate that feeling ^
When I have ear infections it always feels like it lingers for ages aftewards as well. I think my ears have been fucked up ever since I had my first infection when I was a kid. I had an ear infection last winter that I didn't even notice until the day it got really bad. Then it just got excrutiating really quickly and my ear drum burst that night. Scared the shit outta me :laugh:
Yeah my mum keeps nagging me about that lolYou can't keep water from getting in your ears when you shower. I think the steam prolly exacerbates it, too. Don't worry too much about it though- I prolly get a little water in ym ears every day but I haven't had a nightmare ear infection since that one, so it's not a definite cause. (I won't nag- I know you don't like the OCD stuff and want it to go away.) Do you use Q-tips/how do you clean your ears?
This week I thought they were gonna burst again becuase I got the same really bad pain (it's stopped now and just feels deaf in one ear), and then my ear started leaking. Probably water. Last year it was watery blood.
I get two showers a day on average. Sometimes three. I try not to get water in my ears, but obviously you can't stop it completely. And it's really difficult using cotton wool or ear plugs - I tried those for ages and they keep falling out
I tr not to stick anything in my ears, I dunno how I do actually clean them now that I think of it (my shower routine is really complicated and I kind of do it mechanically, without thinking, or else I forget what I have and haven't cleaned... it difficult to explain). I don't actually put anything in my ears though, and don't use soap in them, just around them.Someday, hopefully, you'll find a way to give youself that same feeling of relief and that same sense of being "right" without having to shower quite so often. Don't get me wrong, some days I'll take two myself (if I end up getting wicked sweaty during the day during the summer, I'm not 'imagining' that I reek, lol), but you know that it's not an actual worry about hygiene that's driving you to shower as much as you do. Speaking from experience, I don't have full-blown OCD, but I've always had some quirks about hygiene and the like (and I think at at least one point I got slapped with the label); it's been a relief in the last couple of years that I've learned to let things go a bit, though the "old me" would have been disgusted with me now for wearing pants (*gasp*) two days in a row, or being willing to go out in public in the morning having washed my face but not fully showered yet.
The OCD is complicated really because obviously I wanna live a normal life and all that, but to do that I'd have to become what makes me miserable (ie dirty - I know it's not really dirty, but in my mind). So while I want to get rid of it, at the same time I don't. I actually feel better these days after I've done my shower stuff, than I did before I had OCD. With me it's either one extreme or the other. If I wanna be clean, I am obsessive about it. It's weird as fuck, bt part of my brain tells me I'm better with the OCD, even though it's a nightmare :P
I deliberately get water in my ears every time I shower and never get ear aches. I think I've only had 2 in my life. Although I do drain them by flushing them multiple times and use a cotton tip to dry them further than is recommended.Eeeeeuugghhh, but that feels terrible! :laugh:
I deliberately get water in my ears every time I shower and never get ear aches. I think I've only had 2 in my life. Although I do drain them by flushing them multiple times and use a cotton tip to dry them further than is recommended.Eeeeeuugghhh, but that feels terrible! :laugh:
but you know that it's not an actual worry about hygiene that's driving you to shower as much as you do.
Yeah I hate getting loads of water in my earsHopefully it'll get easier. I know exposure therapy is tried and true for OCD, but you might benefit from going a step back and working on your fear of trying exposure therapy, lol. I'm not sure how much a part of the exposure therapy process that already is, but I'd assume that you'd get taught relaxation techniques, and you'd be taking baby steps- for example, going to the toilet and waiting five minutes to shower... then ten... then fifteen... still showering eventually, but learning how to deal with the anxiety that comes with delaying the shower.
I've started cleaning them with a tissue after my shower lately, so I'll just continue doing that thenbut you know that it's not an actual worry about hygiene that's driving you to shower as much as you do.
This is why it's so confusing. People tell me I'll be able to fix it by going to the toilet without getting a shower or doing something dirty but normal, so that I can see that nothing terrible happens because of it. But I'm not stupid lol, I know I'm not goinna die or anything. It's just the thought of it. It feels dirty. I know it's not logical or anything. But the whole thing where people with OCD go and do dirty things and realise it's not that bad wouldn't work for me I don't think - because even though I wouldn't suddenly be struck down with bubonic plague, the feeling would still be there regardless. Does that make any sense? Sometimes I think it's not actually OCD, it's some other thing. But OCD is the closest I can get. Maybe it is OCD but it's just complicated by the AS or something.
Anyway hopefully it will gradually get easier as I get older.
Maybe one day... I'm not chancing it now though - the last thing I need is to have a nervous breakdown in my last year at uni :lol:Lol, good point. There are more important things in the world. Given how far on the other end of the hygiene spectrum your average college guy is, it might give you more luck with teh ladiezz. :P
As for your ears, I think just cleaning with a tissue after you shower is supposed to be the ideal (fucked if I know for sure); I do know that doctors hate q-tips because using a Q-tip in the ear canal can impact the earwax, which was why I asked. It can also get your ear canals nice and clean of wax if you're lucky, which is why people do it, but if you try it when you're already too clogged you'll really regret it (believe me, lol).
I seem to find brokeass mama's-boy losers damn near irresistable.
Because I couldn't flap my arms fast enough to get off the ground.I seem to find brokeass mama's-boy losers damn near irresistable.
Why haven't you flown to Santa Barbara to marry me?? ;) :green: :laugh:
Because I couldn't flap my arms fast enough to get off the ground.I seem to find brokeass mama's-boy losers damn near irresistable.
Why haven't you flown to Santa Barbara to marry me?? ;) :green: :laugh:
I told you, because I couldn't flap my arms fast enough to get off the ground.Because I couldn't flap my arms fast enough to get off the ground.I seem to find brokeass mama's-boy losers damn near irresistable.
Why haven't you flown to Santa Barbara to marry me?? ;) :green: :laugh:
Why didn't I see that one comming a mile away?? :duh:
I told you, because I couldn't flap my arms fast enough to get off the ground.Because I couldn't flap my arms fast enough to get off the ground.I seem to find brokeass mama's-boy losers damn near irresistable.
Why haven't you flown to Santa Barbara to marry me?? ;) :green: :laugh:
Why didn't I see that one comming a mile away?? :duh:
:razz:I can't afford the ticket! :'(
OK, how come you haven't boarded a plane bound for Santa Barbara. :smarty:
I told you, because I couldn't flap my arms fast enough to get off the ground.Because I couldn't flap my arms fast enough to get off the ground.I seem to find brokeass mama's-boy losers damn near irresistable.
Why haven't you flown to Santa Barbara to marry me?? ;) :green: :laugh:
Why didn't I see that one comming a mile away?? :duh:
:razz:I can't afford the ticket! :'(
OK, how come you haven't boarded a plane bound for Santa Barbara. :smarty:
or you could fly to manchester insteadFixed. You were supposed to leave off the "s" in soldier Soph.
i'll let you play with my toy soldier if you like
or you could fly to manchester insteadFixed. You were supposed to leave off the "s" in soldier Soph.
i'll let you play with my toy soldier if you like
it's Pat :popeye:
I already tried that. It ended in a decidedly uncomfortable stripsearch. I mean, do kinda I understand why they had to ask me to take my clothes off to check for weapons, but I really don't understand why I then had to take the security guys' clothes off, and then give them cavity searches. ???:razz:I can't afford the ticket! :'(
OK, how come you haven't boarded a plane bound for Santa Barbara. :smarty:
Pffft!! All you do is rush the gate with an AK-47 and claim that you're taking the plane to Santa Barbara in the name of Allah. The airlines are pretty cool about that. :eyebrows: :thumbup:
or you could fly to manchester insteadFixed, elle-style. :P
i'll let you play with me
I already tried that. It ended in a decidedly uncomfortable stripsearch. I mean, do kinda I understand why they had to ask me to take my clothes off to check for weapons, but I really don't understand why I then had to take the security guys' clothes off, and then give them cavity searches. ???:razz:I can't afford the ticket! :'(
OK, how come you haven't boarded a plane bound for Santa Barbara. :smarty:
Pffft!! All you do is rush the gate with an AK-47 and claim that you're taking the plane to Santa Barbara in the name of Allah. The airlines are pretty cool about that. :eyebrows: :thumbup:
or you could fly to manchester insteadFixed, elle-style. :P
i'll let you play with me
:( OK, I guess I'll stick with just frisking you, then.or you could fly to manchester insteadFixed, elle-style. :P
i'll let you play with me
well if you insist
which you do :thumbup:
strip searches are the reason i am scared of airports
i don't care if i'm flown into a building in the name of allah, i just wanna keep my clothes on
so far i have only been frisked though
do you consider yourself sophosexual?How would you definte 'sophosexual'?
Do you like the state where you live? If you could move anywhere, where would you go?I love it here TBH. I don't see myself ever wanting to move out of the general area. I'm located close to most of the people I really care about.
Pretty good, actually. I've felt less spazzy than usual lately, at least in the departments I'm usually spazziest in. =)
How have you been lately? You seem slightly less spazzy than usual. :autism:
"Brown water days"... hmm I don't remember ever having brown water come out of the spout. That must suck. How often does that normally happen where you live?It hasn't happened at this apartment. At my previous apartment it happened regularly- once every couple of months, bare minimum, I think. The water was *always* kinda yellow, too, and I had to change my shower curtain every month (there were some MAJOR rust issues) but at least it didn't always come out brown. Brown and chunky, even rarer- but it still happened MORE THAN ONCE.
...perhaps having had that experience is why I now actually do care about water quality? Lol.
i hvant peed in 32 hoursI'd say you're more in need of a cup of cranberry juice. :orly:
do i get a kiss?
i was tryin to break a record but my mum found out and shouted at me to go to the toilet :-["Go pee now, or urine trouble?"
:facepalm2: lolI do, and I am up early, and I should sign off before I end up being late (like I always am of late, lol). Been up since about 6:15.
what country do u live in?
i always assumed u lived in the US where they have shit sports and don't play proper football
but you are up early if you do :zombiefuck:
that's coolOnly if the early bush hasn't been properly trimmed.
the early bird catches in the bush, as they say
...in the US where they have shit sports and don't play proper football
real football is called "football" :thumbup:
real football is called "football" :thumbup:Actually football used to be a term that incorporated both soccer and rugby. Rugby was thought to be a lower class form as it is more violent, and soccer is more finesse. It was supposedly invented by the Chinese, and the English codified the rules much later.
real football is called "football" :thumbup:
Right! that's what they play in the NFL! :smarty:
Fuck civility. God bless America, where football is a MANLY MAN'S sport consisting of a bunch of beefy guys tackling each other while trying to grab balls and get touchdowns. :orly:real football is called "football" :thumbup:
Right! that's what they play in the NFL! :smarty:
fuck the NFL
all civilised countries call football, "football" :zoinks:
fuck the NFL
allcivilisedcivilized countries call football, "football" :zoinks:
I'm a savage. :thumbup:fuck the NFL
allcivilisedcivilized countries call football, "football" :zoinks:
Fixed :razz:
All CiviliZed Enlish speakers know how to use a Zee.
fuck the NFL
allcivilisedcivilized countries call football, "football" :zoinks:
Fixed :razz:
All CiviliZed Enlish speakers know how to use a Zee.
:LMAO:fuck the NFL
allcivilisedcivilized countries call football, "football" :zoinks:
Fixed :razz:
All CiviliZed Enlish speakers know how to use a Zee.
but i don't seak Enlish; i shit on zee English language :moon:
:poop:
thank fuck i'm a gorgeous sexy european and not a fagball-playing americanHere's your soulmate Soph. :hahaha:
now what about baseball? that's a fucking boring sport if ever there was one. we have it over here except we call it rounders and it's mostly played by schoolgirls
fuck the NFL
allcivilisedcivilized countries call football, "football" :zoinks:
Fixed :razz:
All CiviliZed Enlish speakers know how to use aZee.Zed
or you could fly to manchester insteadFixed. You were supposed to leave off the "s" in soldier Soph.
i'll let you play with my toy soldier if you like
fuck the NFL
allcivilisedcivilized countries call football, "football" :zoinks:
Fixed :razz:
All CiviliZed Enlish speakers know how to use aZee.Zed
The fact that you fucked up the word English was hysterical. :lol:
Do you guys say "zed" over there too? We do here. In the US they say Zee :thumbdn:
ey bee see dee ee ef jee, eych aye jey key elle em en soph pee, kyoo arr ess tee yoo vee dubbleyoo, ex wy zedfixed
I've seen it, but I haven't memorized it. :orly:Do you guys say "zed" over there too? We do here. In the US they say Zee :thumbdn:
Zed? Zed is dead!
/rides off on Harley to the music of Dick Dale and the Deltones.
(reference to Pulp Fiction for those of you who live in a closet)
:lol: at your alphabet. We say "zed" as well.I want to. Not sure how it will pan out in the immediate future.
Will you be doing stand-up comedy ever again? I think I may have asked you this before.
do yu like to tickle your cat's toes?Never bother, lol. Closest I come is clipping his claws regularly.
Have you seen this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_People,_Dear_ReaderOh god.... I need to see that. TY for the link!!!!
A friend of ours brought it over on DVD yesterday... I thought of you and Callaway.
do you like to tickle his tummy?When he's all sprawled out on his back and begging to be petted, yes. He's kind of a slut. :laugh:
what colour hair has he got? does he bring you dead presents?He's your basic tuzedo cat. He's an indoor cat, so he doesn't get much oppostrunity to hunt. Once, though, a mouse did get into my apartment... he bisected it, which was kind of horrifying, especilly since I picked it up before I was totally awake/had glasses on, thinking it was a toy of his... then realized my mistake.
That's cause Toś is a beauty 8)He's a boy; he answers to almost anything. Funnier perhaps is that he calls me mom- he really sounds like that's the word he's saying when he meows, sometimes.
What is your cat called PMS Elle? Is it a lady cat or a gent cat? Or a ragamuffin?
hey you OFFERED to show me your friend's!No, my kitty does not have the equipment to provide me with grandkittens. :zoinks:
flo is an indoor cat too. she used to go out when she was little but shes an old lady now so just sleeps a lot
do you not have any little furry grandchildren then?
flo has never had babies
how old is he?1. About 6 or 7 years old.
does he get jealous when you let other men sleep in your bed and kick him out?
is he scared of vacuum cleaners?
does he ever fall so fast asleep that you can poke his nose and he doesnt even notice?1. Not that I've noticed, but he can be so relaxed he doesn't care much.
(you can do that to flo when she's very fast asleep)
when he yawns does it make u wanna stick your finger in his mouth and pull it out real quick?
does he like cuddles?
does he go toilet inside the house?
flo has her toilet under the stairs
When are you going to show us your boobs? :zoinks:Never. :P
if i kept on asking you questions about your cat, when would you get sick of thme and stop answering?When I got bored of talking about my pussy. :P
pepsi or coke?1. Either, so long as it's diet.
united or city?
would you rather fuck a vampire or a zombie?
WOUDL ya fuck bitny/God no. I'd never fuck Bint.
what are u doing on a site full of autistic retards? do u have an aspie fetish like that drunken spazz up there? ^1. Being fabulous.
you don't know what United are? :(1. Be damn confused as to how my neutered male cat was making it work.
they're the greatest football club in the history of the universe!
if you came home one day and found that another furball had somehow broken into your house and was fucking your own furball, what would you do?
if your furball didn't like your boyfriend would you get rid? (of the bf)
that's what it says on my okcupid profile :lol:Nope. I've heard of it but my cable doesn't go that high (I have cable, but it's as basic as it can be and still be cable).
about me and my cat,dog,tortoise,birds,gecko i mean, not you (i mean apart from the huge paragraph i dedicate to you)
your cat can get fucked by another male cat though
a dog tried to have sex with my dog at the park the other day but we were like No way dude
do you watch Little People Big World?
are you ticklish?1. I'ms way too much of an ice queen for such nonsense.
are u scared of spiders?
do you like trees?
Are you going to invite us to your graduation? What is the tassle on the graduation cap called? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop? Do you agree or disagree that Larry Fine provided critical stability to the Three Stooges?1. I only get so many tickets!!!
4. You're OLLLLDDDDDD. :PCollege is paying off already. Have you considered a Police Science major? :zoinks:
...police science? Is that another stooges reference?4. You're OLLLLDDDDDD. :PCollege is paying off already. Have you considered a Police Science major? :zoinks:
will you come to MY graduation? :shamone:If you pay for my flight and for my hotel and give me enough notice to take the time off of work, then sure. :P
Have you ever thought about joining ZOMG? :eyelash:Yes, but this site eats enough of my time as it is.
Have you ever thought about joining ZOMG? :eyelash:Yes, but this site eats enough of my time as it is.
Will you be able to resist buttcoffee's charm when you go to zOMG?As I do not plan on migrating to zOMG, we may never know. :zoinks:
You bring the hottness. :PHave you ever thought about joining ZOMG? :eyelash:Yes, but this site eats enough of my time as it is.
There is a shortage of hot females there. Plus there are cool games in the Arcade.
You bring the hottness. :PHave you ever thought about joining ZOMG? :eyelash:Yes, but this site eats enough of my time as it is.
There is a shortage of hot females there. Plus there are cool games in the Arcade.
He will be flattered to know you can't trust your self discipline arouind him. :indeed:Glad to know you are so much about your lover's self-esteem.
You're beautiful when you blush.You bring the hottness. :PHave you ever thought about joining ZOMG? :eyelash:Yes, but this site eats enough of my time as it is.
There is a shortage of hot females there. Plus there are cool games in the Arcade.
Oh gee now I'm blushing :laugh:
I'm getting obsessed with QC and it's all your fault :( How do you feel about that?Extremely happy to have dragged someone else into one of my obsessive interests. Now we can talk QC together!!!
It's fun.Well, today's comic was #1545, if that gives you an idea of where you are. But, yes, I think that means you're rather early on- prolly before the infamous Comic #500 story arc.
http://www.questionablecontent.net
PMS Elle am I very much at the beginning? Faye and Marten are still just flirting :laugh:
It's fun.Well, today's comic was #1545, if that gives you an idea of where you are. But, yes, I think that means you're rather early on- prolly before the infamous Comic #500 story arc.
http://www.questionablecontent.net
PMS Elle am I very much at the beginning? Faye and Marten are still just flirting :laugh:
Oh my fucking God. That's awful :zombiefuck:Oh, keep reading... the dynamics don't really settle for a damn long time. Then they do (that was the year Jeph Jaques was getting married), then then unsettle again and the comic unsucks.
(sorry, I'm in the moment and feel a great need to inform you of this)
Dora is now with Marten :laugh:...the little minx.
Do you like Pinky and the Brain?Never watched it much; I guess it didn't captivate me.
Are ytou similar to Hannelore? I personally think I'm a bit like Faye, minus the wit and sarkiness.I'd like to think I'm quite a bit like Faye was back before she stopped having a good personality. (It happens; I forget what comic number she starts being just plain irritating and whiny on, but it happens right around the same time as another event, which I don't want to spoil for you.) I'm rather dissimilar to Hannelore, aside from having pretty much the same piercings.
What's up with House? Chase and Cameron split! I guess I have a shot with Cameron now! Thought it was funny Cutty sent House on the long ride to nowhere Thanksgiving.
How's it going? Busy with the holidays I hear. School wrapping up eh?Busy with the holidays and other things, yes. Not really my favorite topic of conversation at the moment, as it's ridiculously stressful to me right now.
Do you find the juxtaposition in my avie as hilarious as I do? Or do I have a particularly childish sense of humour? :-[Heehee. Which strip is that from?
1357 :)I don't see how you got that avvie from #1357.
Do you find me and my dog attractive?Who is your dog?
That's a stupid question Soph. Of course she does :thumbup:Did you guys trade identities?
Do you find me and my dog attractive?Who is your dog?
Why are you talking to yourself? Wrong thread for questions :zoinks:Control freak.
So do you think my dog is cute, or do you want to poison the little critter ? :hitler:There's no middleground?
:(...am I allowed to think PEOPLE arent' cute without wanting to poison them?
poor soph and lily (http://i48.tinypic.com/19a882.gif)
no!Oh, shit. I have SOOOO much murder to commit now.
How come you never posted a picture of your furball?Because I'm not a porn star.
Who will be your first victim?Whoever sells me the machete. Unless they're cute.
But we wanna see your furball :(You're more than one person?
I've shown everyone all my furballs and featherballs and scaleballs and stuff once or twice
She doesn't really have a pussy. Pics or it isn't true.Oh shit! My cat totally just vanished off my couch!
Will you ever post an up-to-date picture of you? You can always add it as an attachement and only keep it up for a day or so if you're paranoid :PI don't plan on doing so, no.
Poor kitty. Still pretty damn amazing.She doesn't really have a pussy. Pics or it isn't true.Oh shit! My cat totally just vanished off my couch!
That sucks, but it is not surprising.Will you ever post an up-to-date picture of you? You can always add it as an attachement and only keep it up for a day or so if you're paranoid :PI don't plan on doing so, no.
Who will be your first victim?Whoever sells me the machete. Unless they're cute.
Will you ever post an up-to-date picture of you? You can always add it as an attachement and only keep it up for a day or so if you're paranoid :PI don't plan on doing so, no.
Yes, too many perverts on this siteMy main worries aren't exactly about being perved over. More like being harassed, stalked, or victimized in some way. If the worst end result of my posting a pic of myself on here would be a creepo or two fapping over it, I woduln't give a rat's ass.
Soph wants to see furballElle doesn't want to bother posting pic of furball.
Well fuck me in the ass, there was me thinking she was just concerned about all the cat-stalkers on this site :orly:Do you subscribe to Cat Fancy?
I just think she is really lazy and doesn't want to take pictures of her cat and put them on the internet.Bingo.
Have you ever kissed your cat on the mouth?Prolly, lol.
So does your cat like tuna fishies? <°)))><He used to.
Could you ask it broader, please? I feel constrained.
What are your thoughts on Nature vs. Nurture?
Could you ask it broader, please? I feel constrained.
What are your thoughts on Nature vs. Nurture?
ORLY??Could you ask it broader, please? I feel constrained.
What are your thoughts on Nature vs. Nurture?
ASS PIES DON'T GET SARCASM
Do you prefer playful kittens or old fat cats to cuddle?At the moment, I prefer my fat cat. Playful kittens=no sleep.
Oooh ooh I like fat furballs too :green:1. Yes.
Do you dress up on halloween?
Do you like American History X?
Why do you think your ask away thread gets posted in the most?
:zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:1. I've been better, I've been worse.
American Histpry X is my favourite film yo. Or 2nd favourite after Fight Club
Has your mysterious sickness gone away or are you still poorly?
Is your furball looking after you?
He's sittin on you so you don't get blown away?It's just THAT drafty in my apartment.
Do you think my av is sexy?It's the hottest thing EVER.
Hope you feel better soon.
Curiosity: What made you decide to break up with thagomizer?Short answer: I managed to muster up enough self-esteem to realize that I didn't deserve to put up with even a fraction of the sick, fucked-up bullshit that he cheerfully inflicted upon me. I was nicer about it at the time than I could have been because it took awhile for me to realize just how horrible, wrong and abnormal it had actually been.
you like your sexy banana? :bonban:Hahahahahaha. I am very amused by it, yes.
You OK? ???Yeah, I'm basically OK. I'm probably going to be especially unstable for the next little while, but it's due to a temporary destabilizer going on in my life. Hopefully this does not last for more than a few months. TY for the concern, though. :hug:
Do you like sniffing cat fur?Even more than I love snorting coke. :thumbup:
Poco "smelled" cute even. The top of her head had this adorable smell that I just melted over.
Poco "smelled" cute even. The top of her head had this adorable smell that I just melted over.
I ;love that smell. Flo's head smells nice too. Cat fur is awesome.
I once made a thread about this on wp years ago and someone said they smell nice so their mum likes them when they're kittens :P
How'd the interview go? ???'Twas but a pre-screening; I have another interview (a "next stage" interview I guess) with the same agency early next week. So, I suppose it went well- they want to see me again!
How'd the interview go? ???'Twas but a pre-screening; I have another interview (a "next stage" interview I guess) with the same agency early next week. So, I suppose it went well- they want to see me again!
How'd the interview go? ???'Twas but a pre-screening; I have another interview (a "next stage" interview I guess) with the same agency early next week. So, I suppose it went well- they want to see me again!
Must've if they want to see you again! Cangrats and good luck!TY, and GL yourself. What field are you in again? (I assume one where that is a reasonable request.)
I am interviewing for a new job so I can get out of the hell-hole I am currently in. My only concern is taking a step back on my environmental issues. I want to be up front about my need for darkness and distance from smells.
Show a little leg, why not? :PLol.
TY. =) Fingers crossed!!How'd the interview go? ???'Twas but a pre-screening; I have another interview (a "next stage" interview I guess) with the same agency early next week. So, I suppose it went well- they want to see me again!
Excellent news! Good luck with the next stage. :)
Must've if they want to see you again! Cangrats and good luck!TY, and GL yourself. What field are you in again? (I assume one where that is a reasonable request.)
I am interviewing for a new job so I can get out of the hell-hole I am currently in. My only concern is taking a step back on my environmental issues. I want to be up front about my need for darkness and distance from smells.
Ah, then reasonable indeed, from the sound. =) Is it a job that might be worth relocating for?Must've if they want to see you again! Cangrats and good luck!TY, and GL yourself. What field are you in again? (I assume one where that is a reasonable request.)
I am interviewing for a new job so I can get out of the hell-hole I am currently in. My only concern is taking a step back on my environmental issues. I want to be up front about my need for darkness and distance from smells.
Government working ESOH! My interview is 5 January 2010. Supposedly I would get my own office, so that would be cool controlling the environment. Drawbacks are an added 40 minutes to my commute and working in MD while living in VA. Plus, I have established quite a bit of liberties for myself here. However, I have to get out of my current situation!
Did you get your furball a xmas present?No, but I cut my aunt and uncle's cat's claws today as a favor to the, na to my grandmother (who the cat kept scratching).
I can't relocate. I am staying with my kids no matter what and just refinced the house anyway. I would just have to start getting up in the morning I suppose.*nods* I wasn't sure what your current situation was, but that's sensible. I think it's probably worth a longer drive to a better job. That's just my opinion, though. I *do* know that type of thing is something you can get surprisnigly used to. At points during the last year, I was having to drive 4+ hours during my "work day," and it really only bothered me when I stopped to think about it. (Then again, I have an iPod. Thank god for iPods.)
I always listen to my ipod on the way to/from uni or when I'm out on my own. Saves me from going mad.Eh, neither awesome nor awful.
did u have a fun xmas?
lol I know the feeling. I've get a lot of pink girly stuff sent to me from relatives who don't know me... I usually give them to my mum :PYeah, lol, I'm not really relishing the feeling of gap between pants-cuffs and ankles, but I think I ought to be able to deal with it if I stick it out. I was already thinking that if it never stopped bothering me I could just make these cutoffs, though. Great minds think alike. :thumbup:
You should cut the bottom off the legs of your pyjamas and make them into shorts. That's what I've done with all mine, although that's more from OCD.
I prefer more guyish colors. Blues are my fave. :thumbup:Me too- blues, blue-greens, and black.
I prefer more guyish colors. Blues are my fave. :thumbup:Me too- blues, blue-greens, and black.
you like STRAWBERRY PANCAKE?What about STRAWBERRY PANCAKE?
here you come on your bike... you lookin for pancake?WTF are you quoting?
Pancake pancake pancake?
This: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Strawberry+Pancakes/Lol, well, I think the "420" probably means it's about a stoner with the munchies.
I think it's an aspie about to have a meltdown if he doesn't get his regular pancake lunch
Do you agree?
When I first saw this when I was in college I played it till it got down to zero :PLol, sweet, thanks for the edification. :laugh:
He starts shooting zombie versions once it gets to zero
Do you remember the heeeeeeeeey yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa song by outkast?Lol, yes, I do indeed remember that song. :laugh:
:2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
shake it sh shake it shake it sh shake it shake it like a polaroid picture! :moon:
congratulationsThanks. :)
you didn't sleep with the boss to get it right?
congratulations either way :thumbup:
P.S., this is not in response to the question, but I got the job. My training starts next week. :thumbup:
P.S., this is not in response to the question, but I got the job. My training starts next week. :thumbup:Awesome :plus:
P.S., this is not in response to the question, but I got the job. My training starts next week. :thumbup:Awesome :plus:
Two interviews omg.
:congrats:TY. :)
Well done, Elle. :2thumbsup:Minimum 40 hours in-office in order to get benefits, at least 23 of which must be face-to-face; additional client hours add to the base salary. I'm assuming that I will be able to get more client hours without going over the 40 hours in-office, particularly after I've gotten used to the paperwork (which goes far faster once you've gotten the hang of it). Probably also particularly after I've done the initial paperwork for enough clients; the initial paperwork for each client is utterly ghastly, but if you do it right you can write up session notes quite speedily, once a chart has been built.
What sort of hours/week and face-to-face time with clients will you be doing, once your training is complete?
how much would you charge to fix my ocd, sad, depression and aspergers?Depends on your insurance. :laugh:
P.S., this is not in response to the question, but I got the job. My training starts next week. :thumbup:
TY. :DP.S., this is not in response to the question, but I got the job. My training starts next week. :thumbup:
That's great news! Congrats! :woohoo:
Are you an ailurophile?What is one?
it is a cat lover, or a cat fancier.Are you an ailurophile?What is one?
Are you an ailurophile?What is one?
Lol, I felt lazy.Just like with Soph's requests of cat pictures.
First cat pictures... now googles... next she'll be telling me she can't be arsed sending me any more sexy pics... :(1. no
Have you adopted a puppy on your ipod?
If nor did you ever have a tamagotchi?
Don't you feel guilty if you leave your pretend pets alone for too long?
Do you think adverts for toilet cleaners are fucking disgusting and should be banned?
FRIEEEEEEENNNNNDS? :zoinks:KITTY KITTY FRIENDS KITTY?
FRIEEEEEEENNNNNDS? :zoinks:KITTY KITTY FRIENDS KITTY?
are you PMSing right now?I don't think so. Why?
i just thought you were being a little snippy with (i think it was) benji.are you PMSing right now?I don't think so. Why?
Probably was benji. He's a member I admittedly tend to get into more conflicts with than most.i just thought you were being a little snippy with (i think it was) benji.are you PMSing right now?I don't think so. Why?
it appeared that you were stalking him just to put him in his place.Probably was benji. He's a member I admittedly tend to get into more conflicts with than most.i just thought you were being a little snippy with (i think it was) benji.are you PMSing right now?I don't think so. Why?
I think there was a period of time where we were having the same or similar conversations in several threads, if that's what you mean.it appeared that you were stalking him just to put him in his place.Probably was benji. He's a member I admittedly tend to get into more conflicts with than most.i just thought you were being a little snippy with (i think it was) benji.are you PMSing right now?I don't think so. Why?
though it could have been that i just happened to read threads in a particular order that made it seem as if that were the case.
i was under the impression that he was flirting with you. a little awkwardly, but flirting nonetheless.I think there was a period of time where we were having the same or similar conversations in several threads, if that's what you mean.it appeared that you were stalking him just to put him in his place.Probably was benji. He's a member I admittedly tend to get into more conflicts with than most.i just thought you were being a little snippy with (i think it was) benji.are you PMSing right now?I don't think so. Why?
though it could have been that i just happened to read threads in a particular order that made it seem as if that were the case.
i was under the impression that he was flirting with you. a little awkwardly, but flirting nonetheless.I got that impression as well. I felt that he was doing so- alternately with attacking me when I showed any sign of not being into it (either by disagreeing/arguing with him directly, or by mentioning the relationship I am currently in). That kind of pattern tends to make me think the person flirting probably has no interest in me whatsoever as anything but a gatekeeper for boobs and vag. It's a shitty feeling. I don't tend to react to it in a friendly way.
so then it is a defensive mechanism after the mention of your relationship with another guy failed?i was under the impression that he was flirting with you. a little awkwardly, but flirting nonetheless.I got that impression as well. I felt that he was doing so- alternately with attacking me when I showed any sign of not being into it (either by disagreeing/arguing with him directly, or by mentioning the relationship I am currently in). That kind of pattern tends to make me think the person flirting probably has no interest in me whatsoever as anything but a gatekeeper for boobs and vag. It's a shitty feeling. I don't tend to react to it in a friendly way.
I know you'll probably chalk it up to being the way "the game" is "played," and as something I shouldn't take personally. I'm not going to go into a corner and cry if some random dude on the internet gives me the impression that he's interacting with me mainly/solely as something he wants to put his cock in, but I do think it's pretty expectable that I in turn "get snippy" with him.
so then it is a defensive mechanism after the mention of your relationship with another guy failed?I'm not sure I get what you said tbh. Not trying to grammar nazi but I do think it's the grammar that's confusing me, in the case of that particular sentence. Clarify?
i get that.
and no, i think the game could be played alot better than what i was reading.I said he was playing it, not playing it well. :laugh:
i thought that your snippy responses was a defensive mechanism that you used only after you made it clear that you had a significant other and he still didn't give up with the awkward flirting.Oh, lol, no, that's not it. Frankly it's not the flirting that makes me snippy, either. I'm a chick on a forum on the internet, and a forum for folks on the spectrum to boot- I can deal with the flirting. If he was hitting on my in front of my boyfriend IRL it would piss me off, but I do have a sense of perspective, and he hasn't been being freakishly obscene or anything.
yes. i am safe. lol.*nod* Bolded is sorta what I said I thought you'd say. Like I said, I'm not gonna go cry in a corner because benji doesn't respect me as a person. Getting snippy with him for objectifying me won't change him, but it's an honest reaction. Besides, women get pissed at men sometimes, you know. I would have thought that now, at your age, you would have learned to deal with it or ignore it. :P
i read your last reply with great interest. it seems to me that i am NOT a girl on a message board on the internet. and i don't understand the pressures, real or imagined, that you get.
i would agree that men do, in large part, look at women as sex objects. and, you have every right to object to being treated like this. but it won't change anything. men are horny bastards. i would have thought that now, at your age, that you would have learned to deal with or ignore this.
i got pwned.yes. i am safe. lol.*nod* Bolded is sorta what I said I thought you'd say. Like I said, I'm not gonna go cry in a corner because benji doesn't respect me as a person. Getting snippy with him for objectifying me won't change him, but it's an honest reaction. Besides, women get pissed at men sometimes, you know. I would have thought that now, at your age, you would have learned to deal with it or ignore it. :P
i read your last reply with great interest. it seems to me that i am NOT a girl on a message board on the internet. and i don't understand the pressures, real or imagined, that you get.
i would agree that men do, in large part, look at women as sex objects. and, you have every right to object to being treated like this. but it won't change anything. men are horny bastards. i would have thought that now, at your age, that you would have learned to deal with or ignore this.
Lol, but you're still a young, horny womanizer at heart, and that's what matters!i got pwned.yes. i am safe. lol.*nod* Bolded is sorta what I said I thought you'd say. Like I said, I'm not gonna go cry in a corner because benji doesn't respect me as a person. Getting snippy with him for objectifying me won't change him, but it's an honest reaction. Besides, women get pissed at men sometimes, you know. I would have thought that now, at your age, you would have learned to deal with it or ignore it. :P
i read your last reply with great interest. it seems to me that i am NOT a girl on a message board on the internet. and i don't understand the pressures, real or imagined, that you get.
i would agree that men do, in large part, look at women as sex objects. and, you have every right to object to being treated like this. but it won't change anything. men are horny bastards. i would have thought that now, at your age, that you would have learned to deal with or ignore this.
you should have said, especially at your advanced age.
Lol, but you're still a young, horny womanizer at heart, and that's what matters!wish this were true.
Aww, damn. Now you have to deal with the burnden of thinking straight, for the first time since you hit puberty.QuoteLol, but you're still a young, horny womanizer at heart, and that's what matters!wish this were true.
i must admit that i don't care about it the same way i used to, just a few years ago.
sometimes i wonder if my life would have been better served if i had't had sexual experiments at such a young age and been so good at getting it in the years that followed.Aww, damn. Now you have to deal with the burnden of thinking straight, for the first time since you hit puberty.QuoteLol, but you're still a young, horny womanizer at heart, and that's what matters!wish this were true.
i must admit that i don't care about it the same way i used to, just a few years ago.
Marigold reminds me depressingly of me.I thought you'd gotten laid before.
Marigold reminds me depressingly of me.I thought you'd gotten laid before.
Far as I know its not that hard for a female to get laid. :orly:To be fair, Bint's been laid by women, so she's at least used her tactical advantage to hunt down more rare and interesting game.
Far as I know its not that hard for a female to get laid. :orly:To be fair, Bint's been laid by women, so she's at least used her tactical advantage to hunt down more rare and interesting game.
fixed.Far as I know its not that hard for a female to get laid. :orly:To be fair, Bint's been laid by women, so she's at least used her tactical advantage to hunt down more rare and interesting game.
That kind of makes me horny, Elle. ;)
Marigold and Tai should totally make out (emo) Do you agree?Did you get all hot and bothered by the recent lesbian awkwardness?
You having an easier time of it lately, elle ol buddy?Yes and no. Things in general have gotten worse but things inside my head have gotten better.
What is your cup size?None of that is any of your business, and it will never become your business.
Are your areola large or small?
Are your areola pink or dark?
How do you shave your muff? (clean shaven, landing strip, triangle, heart, etc)
Are you gonna answer Scrapheap's questions? If you feel uncomfortable answering them, will you post pics instead?Yes Soph, clearly I'm going to post pictures of my anatomy if you just ask often enough and nicely enough.
Are you gonna answer Scrapheap's questions? If you feel uncomfortable answering them, will you post pics instead?Yes Soph, clearly I'm going to post pictures of my anatomy if you get me completely legless on vodka and high on cocaine
Nah she's too smart for that.Lol, plus for acknowledging that one, Soph.
How's your furball btw?He's doing well. Older and less energetic but still seems healthy.
We have a kitten now called Jess. She's super cute. really different to Flo though
I'm allergic to mine so him sleeping next to me is not always a good idea =(
you still like MCR?Somewhat. The last album was a disappointment.
you still like MCR?
MCR
Yes and no. Things in general have gotten worse but things inside my head have gotten better.
Thats good actually. Whats in your head is what causes your world to come into being. As long as whats in your head is good, the rest will follow suit eventually.I'm working to make it better all around; I'm working actively on what I can change, and what I can't, I'm pretty much taking one day at a time (because frankly anything more is intolerable right now). Things in my head are still better than they had been. This time last year was about the time I started scaring myself with how fucked-up my thinking was; it's actually been about three months since I started pulling back out of that tailspin.
*gong* :LOL:
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Unless someone specifically programmed a bot to automatically stalk you. :orly:
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Unless someone specifically programmed a bot to automatically stalk you. :orly:
Wonders if that could be perceived as flattering.
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Unless someone specifically programmed a bot to automatically stalk you. :orly:
Wonders if that could be perceived as flattering.
What are you thoughts on this season of House? I think it's been weird. I miss Thirteen, but do like the new girl. Sure, I want to fuck olivia Wylde, but I liked the character. Okay, I liked the fact she is bi and does threesomes. Anyway, House and Cuddy was messed up and House hasn't been House. Thoughts?I actually haven't been following House anymore because I've been hanging out and playing board games every Monday night. :laugh:
So how is everything with you lately?juuuust super. :P
Uh.... whaaaaaaat?So how is everything with you lately?juuuust super. :P
Of course you are, you mean hearted, fucked up manipulating Bitch.
I actually thought my efforts privately to speak to you about your Mother's abandonment were genuine....little did I know, that you were a back stabbing psychotic little bitch...who manipulated the situation with Trigger to stab me in the back, whilst I tried to help you privately along with Scrap's antics.
From what I can see, I'm sorry that the lack of your Mothers love somehow gives you the entitlement to shit on others who reach out to you genuinely.
I'm sorry that the 'poor me' posts are so predominant now in you that that is now the card you will play.
I'm sorry that you betrayed me, for the attention of a man here.
And most of all, I'm sorry that somehow, like Scrap, you will justify your hurtful, backstabbing behaviour and manipulate it into something against me, who contacted you out of concern.
Pass on my regards to Trigger and his attempts to have a go at me in the forum, ie; the sexual Q and A thread will reveal that a little more.
I think all 3 of you, Scrap, Trigger and yourself, have little knowledge or respect for true friendship or care, and believe me, after 4 years of the shit here, I am pretty well entitled to call out scumbag, pity sucking cunts. All 3 of you.
I think Eclair is going through a really shit time atm (although I know you are too) and isn't herself lately - I'm not sure if she's planning on coming back here or not so you might be best PMing her (so she gets an email notification).TY for the clarification; will do.
No idea what's going on here and it is none of my business, but thought I should just mention that. I hope whatever this is is a misunderstanding as I like you both a lot
That is good in the end.So how is everything with you lately?juuuust super. :P
or were you talking about anal sex? if so I know relatively little about thatUmm how many subtle nuances of buttsecks are there *to* know?
or were you talking about anal sex? if so I know relatively little about thatUmm how many subtle nuances of buttsecks are there *to* know?
or were you talking about anal sex? if so I know relatively little about thatUmm how many subtle nuances of buttsecks are there *to* know?
Quite a few. :orly:
Uh.... whaaaaaaat?So how is everything with you lately?juuuust super. :P
Of course you are, you mean hearted, fucked up manipulating Bitch.
I actually thought my efforts privately to speak to you about your Mother's abandonment were genuine....little did I know, that you were a back stabbing psychotic little bitch...who manipulated the situation with Trigger to stab me in the back, whilst I tried to help you privately along with Scrap's antics.
From what I can see, I'm sorry that the lack of your Mothers love somehow gives you the entitlement to shit on others who reach out to you genuinely.
I'm sorry that the 'poor me' posts are so predominant now in you that that is now the card you will play.
I'm sorry that you betrayed me, for the attention of a man here.
And most of all, I'm sorry that somehow, like Scrap, you will justify your hurtful, backstabbing behaviour and manipulate it into something against me, who contacted you out of concern.
Pass on my regards to Trigger and his attempts to have a go at me in the forum, ie; the sexual Q and A thread will reveal that a little more.
I think all 3 of you, Scrap, Trigger and yourself, have little knowledge or respect for true friendship or care, and believe me, after 4 years of the shit here, I am pretty well entitled to call out scumbag, pity sucking cunts. All 3 of you.
I honestly don't know what you're talking about. I was very grateful when you reached out. I don't know how on earth Scrap plays into any of this. As for Trigger, I didn't end up seeing him because it didn't work out logistcially but I wasn't exactly planning on plotting to kill you and/or jumping his bones/anything remotely sinister; I hung out with him once last year when he was in town and we shot the shit for an hour or so in a Dunkin Donuts. If it had worked out I thought it would be nice to do the same thing again this year.
If you'd like to talk a bit more about this over PM- even just to explain what exactly I did, or what you think I did, or what you think I'm trying to do- by all means do so. If your beef was specifically with me I'd be fine with a public callout but as it is I'm not even sure whose dirty laundry is getting aired because I don't know what the heck happened. As it is I'm not sure if I should be apologizing or clarifying a misunderstanding or what. I'm sorry that you're upset and you're hurt. I genuinely didn't mean to do or say anything hurtful to you, whatever it was that happened. :-\
PMSElle is definitely a super bitch on here
But I do think she was just taking the piss with the whole "you want to fuck me" thing
I mean I reckon I have pribably said stuff like that myself on here before but I don't genuinely think anyone here wants to fuck me
That being said, I reckon most guys here DO wanna fuck her :P
also why are none of you women going Dunkin Donuts with ME ffs!!!!
and find it in you to venture out of the poncey south and up into the awesome NORTH! :P
PMSElle is definitely a super bitch on here
But I do think she was just taking the piss with the whole "you want to fuck me" thing
I mean I reckon I have pribably said stuff like that myself on here before but I don't genuinely think anyone here wants to fuck me
That being said, I reckon most guys here DO wanna fuck her :P
also why are none of you women going Dunkin Donuts with ME ffs!!!!
PMSElle is definitely a super bitch on here
But I do think she was just taking the piss with the whole "you want to fuck me" thing
I mean I reckon I have pribably said stuff like that myself on here before but I don't genuinely think anyone here wants to fuck me
That being said, I reckon most guys here DO wanna fuck her :P
also why are none of you women going Dunkin Donuts with ME ffs!!!!
Yeah, I get your light hearted approach. Except Soph, if you had emotionally supported a life sapping bitch for years online, you respect their privacy, then find out they swapped names and numbers with a person online...that they clearly don't care about and want to mislead. And on top of that, you got drawn in as a diversion from their shit, you'd be pretty pissed off also.
I was prepared to drop it and take Elle's comments offline as genuine, but when I saw that post edit she did to Les..which clearly indicated she thinks Les wants to fuck her, that's why he riles her up...I mean. She needs to get over herself.
Anyone who has been here for a while knows she has issues with men. Look at her sigs ffs. The fact she would not ever, ever, give a shit about me offline previously, until it became clear she was leading Trigger on, and wanted to keep it quiet is enough. THAT is in fact why she wanted to take it off the forum. Not because she cared about contacting me one on one.
Her whole mode of operation for the past few years has been to play high and mighty because she was stalked online without fear of retribution because of that fact...she can play the 'please don't attack me, I've been stalked online' bullshit.
And yep, I take what she and Trigger did pretty seriously, for no other reason that BOTH of them played me as a caring person about their problems behind the scenes for quite some time. I'd say more, but I'd breach my own principles about personal conversations. I think both of them deserve each other.
And to clarify Elle, I'm not calling you out because I want to fuck you. Call me crazy, but I really don't.
Is that last bit of the Superbitch post aimed at me? About not backing my claims?
Why do so many of the older members on this site always focus so much on the age of whoever they're arguing with, if that person is young? Immaturity, fair enough. But age? Plenty of people your age are immature and juvenile too, and despite having less life experience, plenty of people in their 20s are very mature imo, more so than a lot of people in their 40s
Eclair, I don't fully understand what all the Trigger stuff is about, and it is obviously none of my business. So I can't really comment on that. But I definitely don't like that you feel you have been fucked over or treated badly, as I don't think you deserve that at all. But at the same time I don't wanna slag off Elle or Trigger as I don't know the situation properly and don't have all the facts, so it's not reallly my place to say. I definitely don't wanna be making light of your situation though and hope you don't see it that way - it was just my own personal position when it comes to Elle. On the forum I actually like you both. Elsewhere (PMs, on my site etc) I would view you as a friend and wouldn't want you thinking I don't give a shit that you've been hurt by people on here or anything. I don't take that lighht hearted at all. I just don't feel like I have a right to pass judgment on Elle or Trigger without knowing exactly what's happened. You know what I mean?
I don't in any way think you're wrong for taking it seriously or anything thoughh, I just don't wanna be a hypocrite and get involved in something that's probably none of my business. Soprry if i'm not explaining myself very well, I'm shit with all this kinda stuff
Can I ask, then, Eclair: Would you prefer I address this new attack of yours privately, or publically? I'm willing to do either. I understand you have your own shit going on, but I know you know that I do as well, and I don't espeically appreciate how vicious you are being.PMSElle is definitely a super bitch on here
But I do think she was just taking the piss with the whole "you want to fuck me" thing
I mean I reckon I have pribably said stuff like that myself on here before but I don't genuinely think anyone here wants to fuck me
That being said, I reckon most guys here DO wanna fuck her :P
also why are none of you women going Dunkin Donuts with ME ffs!!!!
Yeah, I get your light hearted approach. Except Soph, if you had emotionally supported a life sapping bitch for years online, you respect their privacy, then find out they swapped names and numbers with a person online...that they clearly don't care about and want to mislead. And on top of that, you got drawn in as a diversion from their shit, you'd be pretty pissed off also.
I was prepared to drop it and take Elle's comments offline as genuine, but when I saw that post edit she did to Les..which clearly indicated she thinks Les wants to fuck her, that's why he riles her up...I mean. She needs to get over herself.
Anyone who has been here for a while knows she has issues with men. Look at her sigs ffs. The fact she would not ever, ever, give a shit about me offline previously, until it became clear she was leading Trigger on, and wanted to keep it quiet is enough. THAT is in fact why she wanted to take it off the forum. Not because she cared about contacting me one on one.
Her whole mode of operation for the past few years has been to play high and mighty because she was stalked online without fear of retribution because of that fact...she can play the 'please don't attack me, I've been stalked online' bullshit.
And yep, I take what she and Trigger did pretty seriously, for no other reason that BOTH of them played me as a caring person about their problems behind the scenes for quite some time. I'd say more, but I'd breach my own principles about personal conversations. I think both of them deserve each other.
And to clarify Elle, I'm not calling you out because I want to fuck you. Call me crazy, but I really don't.
Is that last bit of the Superbitch post aimed at me? About not backing my claims?Don't worry Soph, you don't need to take sides. :P
Why do so many of the older members on this site always focus so much on the age of whoever they're arguing with, if that person is young? Immaturity, fair enough. But age? Plenty of people your age are immature and juvenile too, and despite having less life experience, plenty of people in their 20s are very mature imo, more so than a lot of people in their 40s
Eclair, I don't fully understand what all the Trigger stuff is about, and it is obviously none of my business. So I can't really comment on that. But I definitely don't like that you feel you have been fucked over or treated badly, as I don't think you deserve that at all. But at the same time I don't wanna slag off Elle or Trigger as I don't know the situation properly and don't have all the facts, so it's not reallly my place to say. I definitely don't wanna be making light of your situation though and hope you don't see it that way - it was just my own personal position when it comes to Elle. On the forum I actually like you both. Elsewhere (PMs, on my site etc) I would view you as a friend and wouldn't want you thinking I don't give a shit that you've been hurt by people on here or anything. I don't take that lighht hearted at all. I just don't feel like I have a right to pass judgment on Elle or Trigger without knowing exactly what's happened. You know what I mean?
I don't in any way think you're wrong for taking it seriously or anything thoughh, I just don't wanna be a hypocrite and get involved in something that's probably none of my business. Soprry if i'm not explaining myself very well, I'm shit with all this kinda stuff
Whilst this Trigger/Elle/Scrap thing is not something I know anything about and therefore can not comment on, I will say that I certainly agree with what Eclair has said about you not backing yourself.Les, what the hell is it that you want me to say or do? Right now it feels like I'm being followed around by a little who's yelling "YOU TAKE THAT BACK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
You said I wanted to fuck you and then when challenged, deflect and try to joke around it. No, time is now Elle to start backing your bullshit.
You are in I2 and you have been here for a while. You know better.
Yes that does mean that I am waiting for you to stop deflecting and address why you wrote what you did in my signature.
Can I ask, then, Eclair: Would you prefer I address this new attack of yours privately, or publically? I'm willing to do either. I understand you have your own shit going on, but I know you know that I do as well, and I don't espeically appreciate how vicious you are being.
I gotta say, I actually agree with PMSElle on the Les stuff
Yeah she posts a lot of shit about guys, and puts us down a lot (although in my case usually deserved :P ) but she doesnt come across as if she's trying to get out of backing anything up
I don't get what she's supposed to back up. And I'm genuinely asking here. an example of apost she's made that needs backing up? (as in, not somethnig where she was obviously taking the piss, but a claim that genuinely needed backing up)
also just coz you think someone's problems aren't that bad from what they've posted, doesn't mean that's all that's going on. I have shit I don't post about on here too, and iirc PMSElle has actually said in her Elders thread that she doesn't wanna go into everything on here
Eclair, it was a genuine question. I think your emotions are high right now and I think you can only be held half-responsible for that, but I also do feel attacked enough that I'm somewhat inclined to respond publically unless you have an explicit preference otherwise. I hesitate to without your direct permission because of how you're reacting right now to... well, frankly, nothing, though I know that's not what you're seeing or believing, and I do understand why you'd have the opinion and reaction you're having. :/Can I ask, then, Eclair: Would you prefer I address this new attack of yours privately, or publically? I'm willing to do either. I understand you have your own shit going on, but I know you know that I do as well, and I don't espeically appreciate how vicious you are being.
Oh really? I don't especially appreciate being stabbed in the back by a manipulating bitch.
That's what I'd call vicious.
And you can't call on your 'oh he just wants to fuck me excuse' this time. I'm a heterosexual woman, I have no interest in fucking you. Pity your own want to appease your ego is what drove you to fuck me over.
Whilst this Trigger/Elle/Scrap thing is not something I know anything about and therefore can not comment on, I will say that I certainly agree with what Eclair has said about you not backing yourself.Les, what the hell is it that you want me to say or do? Right now it feels like I'm being followed around by a little who's yelling "YOU TAKE THAT BACK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
You said I wanted to fuck you and then when challenged, deflect and try to joke around it. No, time is now Elle to start backing your bullshit.
You are in I2 and you have been here for a while. You know better.
Yes that does mean that I am waiting for you to stop deflecting and address why you wrote what you did in my signature.
I'm actually *not* obligated to answer to you, and I don't owe you anything. You seem to be struggling with this.
Eclair would you quit screaming for my blood and actually answer *my* question, please? It's relevant.Whilst this Trigger/Elle/Scrap thing is not something I know anything about and therefore can not comment on, I will say that I certainly agree with what Eclair has said about you not backing yourself.Les, what the hell is it that you want me to say or do? Right now it feels like I'm being followed around by a little who's yelling "YOU TAKE THAT BACK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
You said I wanted to fuck you and then when challenged, deflect and try to joke around it. No, time is now Elle to start backing your bullshit.
You are in I2 and you have been here for a while. You know better.
Yes that does mean that I am waiting for you to stop deflecting and address why you wrote what you did in my signature.
I'm actually *not* obligated to answer to you, and I don't owe you anything. You seem to be struggling with this.
Um, pardon me for butting in, but he stood up to you, and your best shot back was to hint that he wants to fuck you?
Now you're playing like the victim? Sure, you have no respect for his long distance relationship with Hyke, but as he's stated, what exactly do you think you have that is soooo irresistable? Your petty dramas? Your constant whinging? Your moaning about your rate of pay and yet you are so HIGHLY educated? You are in your late 20's dear girl, we are sorry you aren't making the kind of money you would like, or meeting the guys you would like, but you know, people have tried to help you or understand, and you just play all sorts of weird in the background to make yourself feel better.
You have coasted on the "I was stalked online" bullshit way too long. In fact, you are fucking with people yourself behind the scenes, so don't get all holier than thou. It's about time you were called out for your psychological head fucking you do behind the scenes.
:plus:
Wow, you would think this place is made up of people who have difficulties with social cues and interpersonal relations... oh wait.
ok I just found the last PM you sent me and at the bottom you put to keep in touch, I thought that meant the conversation was over. I have a thing about replying too much, as in I worry I'll get on someone's nerves or make them feel like I'm harrassing them if I PM them too much, especially women. If it sounds like it's ending, then I don't respond unless it's on IM where I just say something similar as a goodbye. If I'd known you wanted a reply to that message I wpould have, as there are a lot of things I could have said. Just because I stopped replying then doesn't mean I don't care or anything.
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Wow, you would think this place is made up of people who have difficulties with social cues and interpersonal relations... oh wait.
Eclair would you quit screaming for my blood and actually answer *my* question, please? It's relevant.Whilst this Trigger/Elle/Scrap thing is not something I know anything about and therefore can not comment on, I will say that I certainly agree with what Eclair has said about you not backing yourself.Les, what the hell is it that you want me to say or do? Right now it feels like I'm being followed around by a little who's yelling "YOU TAKE THAT BACK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
You said I wanted to fuck you and then when challenged, deflect and try to joke around it. No, time is now Elle to start backing your bullshit.
You are in I2 and you have been here for a while. You know better.
Yes that does mean that I am waiting for you to stop deflecting and address why you wrote what you did in my signature.
I'm actually *not* obligated to answer to you, and I don't owe you anything. You seem to be struggling with this.
Um, pardon me for butting in, but he stood up to you, and your best shot back was to hint that he wants to fuck you?
Now you're playing like the victim? Sure, you have no respect for his long distance relationship with Hyke, but as he's stated, what exactly do you think you have that is soooo irresistable? Your petty dramas? Your constant whinging? Your moaning about your rate of pay and yet you are so HIGHLY educated? You are in your late 20's dear girl, we are sorry you aren't making the kind of money you would like, or meeting the guys you would like, but you know, people have tried to help you or understand, and you just play all sorts of weird in the background to make yourself feel better.
You have coasted on the "I was stalked online" bullshit way too long. In fact, you are fucking with people yourself behind the scenes, so don't get all holier than thou. It's about time you were called out for your psychological head fucking you do behind the scenes.
ok I just found the last PM you sent me and at the bottom you put to keep in touch, I thought that meant the conversation was over. I have a thing about replying too much, as in I worry I'll get on someone's nerves or make them feel like I'm harrassing them if I PM them too much, especially women. If it sounds like it's ending, then I don't respond unless it's on IM where I just say something similar as a goodbye. If I'd known you wanted a reply to that message I wpould have, as there are a lot of things I could have said. Just because I stopped replying then doesn't mean I don't care or anything.
Of course. Of course. It wasn't like I shared anything special or important anyway, right?
ok I just found the last PM you sent me and at the bottom you put to keep in touch, I thought that meant the conversation was over. I have a thing about replying too much, as in I worry I'll get on someone's nerves or make them feel like I'm harrassing them if I PM them too much, especially women. If it sounds like it's ending, then I don't respond unless it's on IM where I just say something similar as a goodbye. If I'd known you wanted a reply to that message I wpould have, as there are a lot of things I could have said. Just because I stopped replying then doesn't mean I don't care or anything.
Of course. Of course. It wasn't like I shared anything special or important anyway, right?
You did, and I repsonded a lot. I don't know what Im doing wrong here. If I knew you wanted me to replyI would have. I'm sorry I didn't reply. It doesn't mean I don't care though
:plus:
Wow, you would think this place is made up of people who have difficulties with social cues and interpersonal relations... oh wait.
I haven't given you any fake symapthy tho. Almost all of what I've said to you about this and any problems you have atm has been privately. Other than that I think it was only my post in your Problems Forum thread that was public. And I'm not even taking sides here with yo and Elle so how can I be giving either of you fake sympathY?
I don't like this drama and I'm not pretending anything. Other stupid drama can be enjoyable yes, but this isn't because I do actually consider you a friend and I feel shit that you think I've been a dick to you or that I don't care. And I don't even know what I'm meant to say or do to make it right.
Do you want me to respond to you pubically or privately?Eclair would you quit screaming for my blood and actually answer *my* question, please? It's relevant.Whilst this Trigger/Elle/Scrap thing is not something I know anything about and therefore can not comment on, I will say that I certainly agree with what Eclair has said about you not backing yourself.Les, what the hell is it that you want me to say or do? Right now it feels like I'm being followed around by a little who's yelling "YOU TAKE THAT BACK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
You said I wanted to fuck you and then when challenged, deflect and try to joke around it. No, time is now Elle to start backing your bullshit.
You are in I2 and you have been here for a while. You know better.
Yes that does mean that I am waiting for you to stop deflecting and address why you wrote what you did in my signature.
I'm actually *not* obligated to answer to you, and I don't owe you anything. You seem to be struggling with this.
Um, pardon me for butting in, but he stood up to you, and your best shot back was to hint that he wants to fuck you?
Now you're playing like the victim? Sure, you have no respect for his long distance relationship with Hyke, but as he's stated, what exactly do you think you have that is soooo irresistable? Your petty dramas? Your constant whinging? Your moaning about your rate of pay and yet you are so HIGHLY educated? You are in your late 20's dear girl, we are sorry you aren't making the kind of money you would like, or meeting the guys you would like, but you know, people have tried to help you or understand, and you just play all sorts of weird in the background to make yourself feel better.
You have coasted on the "I was stalked online" bullshit way too long. In fact, you are fucking with people yourself behind the scenes, so don't get all holier than thou. It's about time you were called out for your psychological head fucking you do behind the scenes.
What's your actual question Elle?
Of course, no one has to reply. Until there is a drama and they can 'pretend' to care in the company of others in a forum.
What goes on behind the scenes is the point here. And the selfishness, and fakeness that is 'presented' as caring on the forum, when behind the scenes, you'll get stabbed in the back.
'Oh wow, I'm so sorry for your loss'
'That's so sad, sorry to hear that'
etc etc...on the forum...presented as a fake and caring persona.
It's just bullshit.
PMSElle is definitely a super bitch on here
But I do think she was just taking the piss with the whole "you want to fuck me" thing
I mean I reckon I have pribably said stuff like that myself on here before but I don't genuinely think anyone here wants to fuck me
That being said, I reckon most guys here DO wanna fuck her :P
also why are none of you women going Dunkin Donuts with ME ffs!!!!
Do you want me to respond to you pubically or privately?
lol trying to lighten the thread a bit? :laugh:
PMSElle is definitely a super bitch on here
But I do think she was just taking the piss with the whole "you want to fuck me" thing
I mean I reckon I have pribably said stuff like that myself on here before but I don't genuinely think anyone here wants to fuck me
That being said, I reckon most guys here DO wanna fuck her :P
also why are none of you women going Dunkin Donuts with ME ffs!!!!
I don't do Dunkin, but I do enjoy Krispy Kreme.
PMSElle is definitely a super bitch on here
But I do think she was just taking the piss with the whole "you want to fuck me" thing
I mean I reckon I have pribably said stuff like that myself on here before but I don't genuinely think anyone here wants to fuck me
That being said, I reckon most guys here DO wanna fuck her :P
also why are none of you women going Dunkin Donuts with ME ffs!!!!
I don't do Dunkin, but I do enjoy Krispy Kreme.
Krispy Kreme are definitely the best anyway, but I think they are deprived of Krispy Kreme doughnuts in the Northeast so they don't know any better.
We even have a few Krispy Kreme stores in Colorado.
Ahh, for someone who plays as a friend but just plussed someone in the midst of a discussion I think we can pretty much sum up how genuine your response would be, either publicly or privately.I find it pretty interesting that you don't want me to reply to what seems like such a simple question. Does this mean you don't really want me to respond to the emotion you're throwing at me in any substantial form, but rather to witness it and feel shame over something you're incorrectly implying I did?
In other words, go fuck yourself Elle, you are a two faced, untrustworthy, manipulative fake cunt.
Krispy cremes taste like lard and sugar :(
wanna call me out for it :D
PMSElle is definitely a super bitch on here
But I do think she was just taking the piss with the whole "you want to fuck me" thing
I mean I reckon I have pribably said stuff like that myself on here before but I don't genuinely think anyone here wants to fuck me
That being said, I reckon most guys here DO wanna fuck her :P
also why are none of you women going Dunkin Donuts with ME ffs!!!!
I'll go to Dunkin Donuts with you :eyelash:
Just give me a few years to re-write my genetic code and grow breasticles :P
So, today's lessons seem to be as follows:
Sir_Les has some kind of issue with me that he wants me to respond to, is angry that I'm refusing to respond to it, but also refuses to tell me what kind of response would be acceptable.
Same goes for Eclair.
And, Krispy Kreme is better than dunkin donuts according to the members of I2.
As I said in response to the earlier anal sex discussions,
/somehow manages to conceal her immense gratitude for the edification :zombiefuck:
You're jumping to conclusions re: the issue with Eclair, but I thank you for attempting to clarify what you're asking for. I still think I was more than half-right regarding your overarching desire to have me "take it back." I will attempt to reply to your post.So, today's lessons seem to be as follows:
Sir_Les has some kind of issue with me that he wants me to respond to, is angry that I'm refusing to respond to it, but also refuses to tell me what kind of response would be acceptable.
Same goes for Eclair.
And, Krispy Kreme is better than dunkin donuts according to the members of I2.
As I said in response to the earlier anal sex discussions,
/somehow manages to conceal her immense gratitude for the edification :zombiefuck:
Elle you do not do anything but deflect, and I am not telling you to "take it back take it back". You are being silly and irrelevant again. You are deflecting.
I am saying you need to back your bullshit.
You don't, and I call you on it. More and more members are seeing exactly the same shit as I am so perhaps it is not silly old Les here. Nor emotional Eclair. Nor Curmudgeon PPK.
You do have some very real issues with guys and do interject this bullshit into post after post on here. No it is not imaginary. Yes others notice it. Yes much of what you say is disguised in humour and some of it as the thread that PPK pointed out, simply isn't.
Rather than yet deflecting again and trying to ply at being the announcer/ringmaster here, how about acknowledging that you are not in such a position, you are merely a bad circus act and the crowd you are addressing are wanting their monies worth. We need you to back what you say.
It doesn't require much of a sleuth here to discern what you are answering to but let's pretend that you are too stupid to read what is said and interpret it (not that I think that you are, I think you are smart enough but that it serves you and your ego to deflect and not back what you have to say)
Eclair says that after 4 years and much support and giving of personal information that it was all one way traffic and that you were free to give such info to Trigger but not her. She says that your reasons not to were privacy related due to stalking a incident, but that you felt that you would be a little selective and warranted such info to Trigger and not her and she feels that it is insulting. That is what I and probably most would say and I think it is a reasonable call. Your call obviously. You can tell anyone anything you like but I would say she has every right to feel like you simply shat on her.
Me? I say you have a problem with guys and not only is it thinly disguised but that you take every opportunity to reinterate these stupid immature and bigoted stances towards guys over the board again and again and when you make these juvenile assertions whether in humour or overtly that you are giving a backhander to every guy including the guys here.
When I pick you up on this (and I will and do) you deflect again and try to deflect it back at me and this latest effort of me supposedly wanting to fuck you, is again something that you need to back. Moreso too because asserting this is not only creepy and a shot at my values but also a shot at my partner (who would be choosing to be with a man apparently wanting to lust after a young immature little bigot - you) That is right. YOu insult me AND Hyke.
So explain to the "Ladies and Gentlemen" why you are a man hating bigot. Explain too why you see fit to denounce men and their place in society and relationships and their ability to be good partners. Explain why on Earth you believe that I would want to fuck you and be very clear as to why. Explain why you seek to insult Hyke. Explain whether you truly believe your claim that you are not backing has any validity or whether I would not even fuck you with Scrap's dick.
You won't. Yuo will try to dance around this too and say that I am making a fuss or that Eclair is just emotional or you don't understand or that things are tough for you or you will laugh it off or try to find anything else to do rather than back your claims. But the claims are here and pretty fucking clear.
There is one rule at Intensitysquared back your claims.
There are theories I could have and there are reasons that could be given. My comment that you want to fuck me was a glib allusion to one potential theory- that your upset about my “man-hating” could potentially driven or fueled by some kind of crush on me. I have no idea what it actually is about me that you find so upsetting. I don’t even know if you understand it. What I do know is if that was the reason you’d probably lie about it.
What I’m also noticing is how absolutely wild that comment of mine seems to have driven you- you’re having one hell of an extreme reaction. Again, as to the why, I don’t know, and I can’t know. What I do know is it’s certainly a reaction you could be expected to have if I was right.
You're jumping to conclusions re: the issue with EclairSir_Les has some kind of issue with me that he wants me to respond to, is angry that I'm refusing to respond to it, but also refuses to tell me what kind of response would be acceptable.
Same goes for Eclair.
Eclair says that after 4 years and much support and giving of personal information that it was all one way traffic and that you were free to give such info to Trigger but not her. She says that your reasons not to were privacy related due to stalking a incident, but that you felt that you would be a little selective and warranted such info to Trigger and not her and she feels that it is insulting. That is what I and probably most would say and I think it is a reasonable call. Your call obviously. You can tell anyone anything you like but I would say she has every right to feel like you simply shat on her.
Les: I'm not going to be able to back my claims on Intensitysquared.
Yes I expected no less from you.Then why did you waste all that time and energy asking for something you knew you weren't going to get?
Yes I expected no less from you.Then why did you waste all that time and energy asking for something you knew you weren't going to get?
Sticking my nose in where doesn't belong. Can remember when first joined your comments on male emotions , and a couple of other things in this thread, had me consider your views of men to be negative in general, Elle. http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,10477.msg585017/topicseen.html#msg585017 You've said some things since which have reinforced that view as well. However, wouldn't ever consider to make a big deal of it, as there's many men who don't really like women as a whole and just as many women who don't like men. Always figured if someone's views cause a strong dislike for half the human population, then maybe they have a good reason. I don't like women in general. This doesn't always apply to every woman, but yes, my views of them are often stereotypical, judgemental and sometimes even sexist. It appears it's not your general views that really offended Les, but the fact that you chose to directly aim them personally at him.I thank you for your reply, Jack. A rational, non-attacking response is very much appreicated.
Overall I'm not exactly the biggest fan of human beings in general, quite frankly, regardless of what bits they have or don't have underneath their pants.Yes, I can relate to that too.
Sticking my nose in where doesn't belong. Can remember when first joined your comments on male emotions , and a couple of other things in this thread, had me consider your views of men to be negative in general, Elle. http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,10477.msg585017/topicseen.html#msg585017 You've said some things since which have reinforced that view as well. However, wouldn't ever consider to make a big deal of it, as there's many men who don't really like women as a whole and just as many women who don't like men. Always figured if someone's views cause a strong dislike for half the human population, then maybe they have a good reason. I don't like women in general. This doesn't always apply to every woman, but yes, my views of them are often stereotypical, judgemental and sometimes even sexist. It appears it's not your general views that really offended Les, but the fact that you chose to directly aim them personally at him.I thank you for your reply, Jack. A rational, non-attacking response is very much appreicated.
The problem I have with the theory that Les took my views personally only because I aimed them at him, is that I "aimed them at him" after he seemed to be (as he's made a habit of doing) taking them personally already.
And frankly I don't blame you for disliking women in general. I generally find men are easier to get along with; "normal" women drive me up a fucking tree. I don't exactly feel that the current climate is condusive to much public introspection on my part about men vs. women- though it is actually an issue I've been mulling over in my own head a bit recently- but I will say that I do think my views have matured a fair bit with time, age, and finally having a few men find their way into in my life who actually didn't treat me like shit (or, at best, like something that ought to be tricked into allowing dicks to be inserted into it). Overall I'm not exactly the biggest fan of human beings in general, quite frankly, regardless of what bits they have or don't have underneath their pants.
Will admit I don't have a full view of the dynamics in not knowing Les' history of response to your views; just looking at this one instance really. And to be fair, he mentioned you first when he could have let Milaspie reach his own conclusions about you.It's seemed to me like my views on men have somehow become a personal vendetta of his for awhile now- one that he sometimes lets go of and sometimes latches onto and worries like a pitt bull. Engaging him in general tends to make him post in higher volumes as well as with higher emotions.
If you dislike people, why did you get a degree in psychology? :dunno:I didn't realize that the more I understood them, the more I'd hate humanity? :P
If you dislike people, why did you get a degree in psychology? :dunno:Won't speak for Elle, but have noticed misanthropy to be a common occurrence, as well as psychology and sociology to be common topics of interest of those on the spectrum. Is it really that surprising?
I guess you gave your name and phone number out to Trigger because mmmm, all I can think is, that he has a penis, and you could toy with him real time. Me, I'm just a person you can leech and sap sympathy from online. Glad to see for all the 'growth' you think you have, you still can't seperate male attention from genuine support. And it was....but I'm not prepared to watch one more online leech drain time and concern and my own personal stories for me to feed their ego and basically back stab.OK, fine, I'm going respond to your repeated explosions, whether or not you give "permission," because this is getting ridiculous.
And, your response in your above post, your whole retaliation....is to somehow discredit my integrity to keep private information, private?1. I wasn't trying to accuse anyone of being a pedophile. That's about all I can say; saying that over and over again will lend repitition but not creedence.1. You did intimate that because you are flat chested, you were paedophile bait.
2. Also heaven forbid I at all concede any point you or the other people throwing shit at me may have underneath all the upset. I must, of course, remaind staunchly and fully opposed to any and all accusations of ever having said, done or beleives anything at all incorrect at any point in my life. If I don't think I was born perfect and fully knowledgable of the wolrd at large, then I might be... what? Rational, perhaps? Capable of personal growth? Oh no, that's not what this is about. It feels like this is about Elle, who is a mean, bitchy girl, always has been, and always will be, and who should therefore be relentlessly disparraged. And as I've said before, that climate runs counter to my pubically voicing any thoughts I may have been mulling over on the genral topic, at least right now. I think there would be more of the same: "Oh, see? She acknowledges it! She said so herself!" If this was about learning, I'd engage more on the topic, I'm not really down for being slammed for any genuineness I might put forth, and I think would probably happen right now.
3. Les knows what his true movites are. I don't. I think it's already far past the point of ridiculous that he's dogging me to, I still believe, "take it back." I've said what I have to say on the subject. It's his choice how long he wants to fixate on the issue.
4. I thank you for actually responding to my post in a manner I could understand and respond to in kind, and without "attacking."
2. Most of your 'public thoughts' are about feeling sorry for yourself, or berating, teasing men for their inability to...what? Be a female?
3. Les appears to me to be sick of your 'slip in, slip out' arrogant comments about men. Your whole profile smacks and reeks of wanting male attention...'Goddess of Blue Balls', 'Creepy Internet Guys Love Me'....and whilst I'm all for equality...to round of an argument with stating that Sir Les is pushing you for a response because he just wants to fuck you...is, as I said, arrogant...and the actions of someone who purely wants to use sexuality for an excuse / backup / defense. Refer to point 2, no, I don't think you have grown, nor do I think you are open to it.
4. Point made to 'play dumb' and intimate that others points were not direct or in a manner you could comprehend, hence that's why you could not answer them directly.
Why would you thank anyone here? Or why should you respond until they craft a response suitable to you? Good tactic...you respond to everyone who is not asking you the specific questions. Good tactic You quite personally shit on someone who genuinely tried to talk to you...and yep, Elle, I do find it personally insulting that you can hook up with someone off here, but show me 'fake' support, and I'm not even given the courtesy of a name, I must address you as Elle or Serissa...because, God forbid, I may stalk you. I mean, get a grip.
You need to get off the high, sulky horse and take a good dose of 'your shit does stink' Elle. Because it does.
I guess you gave your name and phone number out to Trigger because mmmm, all I can think is, that he has a penis, and you could toy with him real time. Me, I'm just a person you can leech and sap sympathy from online. Glad to see for all the 'growth' you think you have, you still can't seperate male attention from genuine support. And it was....but I'm not prepared to watch one more online leech drain time and concern and my own personal stories for me to feed their ego and basically back stab.
:violin:
Actually I don't like her at all and the emoticon was aimed towards both of you because I want to fuck you both. Try again.
:violin:
I guess you gave your name and phone number out to Trigger because mmmm, all I can think is, that he has a penis, and you could toy with him real time. Me, I'm just a person you can leech and sap sympathy from online. Glad to see for all the 'growth' you think you have, you still can't seperate male attention from genuine support. And it was....but I'm not prepared to watch one more online leech drain time and concern and my own personal stories for me to feed their ego and basically back stab.OK, fine, I'm going respond to your repeated explosions, whether or not you give "permission," because this is getting ridiculous.
Trigger has my because I texted him about logistics of potentially hanging out. I haven't heard from him since that weekend- when I didn't even end up seeing him. He doesn't know my real name, actually. And I didn't tell you my real name because I've noticed that you seem really volitile right now and I thought there was a good chance you'd be friendly for awhile and then turn on me. I was right. I wish I'd made that particular character assessment a bit earlier in the game, but at least I did make it when I was able.
Yes, thus far (from what I have seen, at any rate) you've kept a couple of confidences that I was foolish enough to trust you with when you were being all nice and sympathetic, but, grateful for that though I am, I'd certainly be far more comfortable if I had not poured any amount of my heart out to someone who was willing to be nice when she thought I was pathetic enough to merit attendtion and kindness, but who promptly turned on me when she became incorrectly convinced that I was somehow enmeshed in an intricate web of behind-the-scenes interpersonal liasons, when all I had had the gall to do was consider spending time catching up with a board member who was going to be somewhat local to me, who I never have and never will slept with or want to sleep with, and who I have made this explicitly clear to and who, all joking aside, I do genuinely believe will not push that boundary with me.
You want me to trust you? Be consistent. I'm not worried about you "stalking" me. I'm worried about you flipping out on me, which you have been doing for days now. And after, might I add, what I thought was a perfectly friendly couple of email exchanges, in which I confided in you, allowed you to confided somewhat in me (albeit, might I also add, less so than I in you) and offered the level of support I knew I was going to be able to follow through on; i.e. a listening ear whenever you wanted it. I'm not likely to trust someone who reacts to an attempt at kindness with days of blasting me all over the boards for being a terrible person and alludes to at least some of the things I'd said in private as ammunition in their attacks.
I moved my reply here because this is the thread where I've noticed the bulk of your rants against me seem to have found themsleves.
And, as far as what I "don't like," I'm not especially overjoyed to have someone I had thought I'd been on at least friendly terms with turn on a dime and start attacking me, Eclair. The best I can say is that I'm finding this whole ordeal edifying in a few ways; I can only hope that in time, you will as well. Meantime I suppose the best I can hope for you, in relation to this, is that this is serving as a fair distraction for you.
I asked before what excatly you wanted me to address and you declined to name anything. What exactly are you trying to say now that you'd like me to do or say?
I asked before what excatly you wanted me to address and you declined to name anything. What exactly are you trying to say now that you'd like me to do or say?
Paying back student loans over there in the US sounds like it is a lot harder than what we have in Australia. Here we have something called HECS where we have our loan connected to the tax office so that when we get a job after finishing a degree or whatever, we have to earn over a certain amount before we start paying back the student loan. And it is a fair amount of money we earn before we start paying back the loan.
Spirit of I2 and all but maybe both of you should stop before it gets too ugly?
You both have bad things going on in your life right now, and if you need to de-stress - fine by me but maybe not at the expense of each other?
Spirit of I2 and all but maybe both of you should stop before it gets too ugly?
You both have bad things going on in your life right now, and if you need to de-stress - fine by me but maybe not at the expense of each other?
Spirit of I2 and all but maybe both of you should stop before it gets too ugly?
You both have bad things going on in your life right now, and if you need to de-stress - fine by me but maybe not at the expense of each other?
Nope, not in this case Bint. Understand your concerns, but a psychological player who manipulates behind the scenes, and is NEVER called out for it...c'mon.
No one's shied away from giving me curry when I'm all vulnerable. Maybe instead of telling me I'm ranting and emotional and that Les just wants to fuck her, she should face her own words, and back them up.
Unless, she's fooled you too?
Spirit of I2 and all but maybe both of you should stop before it gets too ugly?
You both have bad things going on in your life right now, and if you need to de-stress - fine by me but maybe not at the expense of each other?
Oh, and Bint, with all due respect, didn't you call out Soph a while back?
Spirit of I2 and all but maybe both of you should stop before it gets too ugly?
You both have bad things going on in your life right now, and if you need to de-stress - fine by me but maybe not at the expense of each other?
Nope, not in this case Bint. Understand your concerns, but a psychological player who manipulates behind the scenes, and is NEVER called out for it...c'mon.
No one's shied away from giving me curry when I'm all vulnerable. Maybe instead of telling me I'm ranting and emotional and that Les just wants to fuck her, she should face her own words, and back them up.
Unless, she's fooled you too?
Notice I said both of you. I'm not taking sides. I like you both.
Spirit of I2 and all but maybe both of you should stop before it gets too ugly?
You both have bad things going on in your life right now, and if you need to de-stress - fine by me but maybe not at the expense of each other?
Nope, not in this case Bint. Understand your concerns, but a psychological player who manipulates behind the scenes, and is NEVER called out for it...c'mon.
No one's shied away from giving me curry when I'm all vulnerable. Maybe instead of telling me I'm ranting and emotional and that Les just wants to fuck her, she should face her own words, and back them up.
Unless, she's fooled you too?
Notice I said both of you. I'm not taking sides. I like you both.
Spirit of I2 and all but maybe both of you should stop before it gets too ugly?
You both have bad things going on in your life right now, and if you need to de-stress - fine by me but maybe not at the expense of each other?
Nope, not in this case Bint. Understand your concerns, but a psychological player who manipulates behind the scenes, and is NEVER called out for it...c'mon.
No one's shied away from giving me curry when I'm all vulnerable. Maybe instead of telling me I'm ranting and emotional and that Les just wants to fuck her, she should face her own words, and back them up.
Unless, she's fooled you too?
Notice I said both of you. I'm not taking sides. I like you both.
I like you too Binty. You have come a long way and have shown.....no that is bullshit. I don't BUT I tolerate you and you do not bother me and I think that is something to said for that. Or maybe not. Tried for bonding and joining in the spirit of love, forgiveness and acceptance and failed. I prefer the spirit of the board to be the backing your claims.
Unless, she's fooled you too?
Unless, she's fooled you too?
I find this little comment interesting. What you are implying here that no-one can have a different take on this whole drama than you and Les without having been fooled by PMS Elle, isn't it?
Having read through some of the drama here, my impression is that there is nothing PMS Elle can say or do that would actually put an end to this.
and holier than thou behaviours
Unless, she's fooled you too?
I find this little comment interesting. What you are implying here that no-one can have a different take on this whole drama than you and Les without having been fooled by PMS Elle, isn't it?
Having read through some of the drama here, my impression is that there is nothing PMS Elle can say or do that would actually put an end to this.
Just because she's a female, don't let it fool you. If a male member made so many reverse sexist posts, you'd be questioning it.
And by the way, why don't you take your comments to the Peanut Gallery...or are we forgetting all decorum for Elle?
Quoteand holier than thou behaviours
Pot calling kettle black? :orly:
Just because she's a female, don't let it fool you. If a male member made so many reverse sexist posts, you'd be questioning it.
We've had more than one during the years. McJagger comes to mind.
I don't see what you see, here. Sorry.QuoteAnd by the way, why don't you take your comments to the Peanut Gallery...or are we forgetting all decorum for Elle?
Take the callout to where it belongs and I will consider it. This is Elle's ask-away thread.
Just because she's a female, don't let it fool you. If a male member made so many reverse sexist posts, you'd be questioning it.
We've had more than one during the years. McJagger comes to mind.
I don't see what you see, here. Sorry.QuoteAnd by the way, why don't you take your comments to the Peanut Gallery...or are we forgetting all decorum for Elle?
Take the callout to where it belongs and I will consider it. This is Elle's ask-away thread.
I did Odeon. Get up to speed. ::)
Just because she's a female, don't let it fool you. If a male member made so many reverse sexist posts, you'd be questioning it.
We've had more than one during the years. McJagger comes to mind.
I don't see what you see, here. Sorry.QuoteAnd by the way, why don't you take your comments to the Peanut Gallery...or are we forgetting all decorum for Elle?
Take the callout to where it belongs and I will consider it. This is Elle's ask-away thread.
I did Odeon. Get up to speed. ::)
Ah yes, there is a single post in your shiny new thread. Yours. Just saw it, now. The drama is here. It may move, in time, but right now I'll post where I damned well please, Eclair.
Just because she's a female, don't let it fool you. If a male member made so many reverse sexist posts, you'd be questioning it.
We've had more than one during the years. McJagger comes to mind.
I don't see what you see, here. Sorry.QuoteAnd by the way, why don't you take your comments to the Peanut Gallery...or are we forgetting all decorum for Elle?
Take the callout to where it belongs and I will consider it. This is Elle's ask-away thread.
I did Odeon. Get up to speed. ::)
Ah yes, there is a single post in your shiny new thread. Yours. Just saw it, now. The drama is here. It may move, in time, but right now I'll post where I damned well please, Eclair.
Ah yes, there is a single post in your shiny new thread. Yours. Just saw it, now. The drama is here.
Just because she's a female, don't let it fool you. If a male member made so many reverse sexist posts, you'd be questioning it.
We've had more than one during the years. McJagger comes to mind.
I don't see what you see, here. Sorry.QuoteAnd by the way, why don't you take your comments to the Peanut Gallery...or are we forgetting all decorum for Elle?
Take the callout to where it belongs and I will consider it. This is Elle's ask-away thread.
I did Odeon. Get up to speed. ::)
Ah yes, there is a single post in your shiny new thread. Yours. Just saw it, now. The drama is here. It may move, in time, but right now I'll post where I damned well please, Eclair.
Ought I post there or start a new one or post here? I really don't give a shit where i post either. What is your feeling on it?
Just because she's a female, don't let it fool you. If a male member made so many reverse sexist posts, you'd be questioning it.
We've had more than one during the years. McJagger comes to mind.
I don't see what you see, here. Sorry.QuoteAnd by the way, why don't you take your comments to the Peanut Gallery...or are we forgetting all decorum for Elle?
Take the callout to where it belongs and I will consider it. This is Elle's ask-away thread.
I did Odeon. Get up to speed. ::)
Ah yes, there is a single post in your shiny new thread. Yours. Just saw it, now. The drama is here. It may move, in time, but right now I'll post where I damned well please, Eclair.
Excuse me? YOU are the one who said to take the callout where it belongs...and I already had? It's not really personally my fault that my post is sitting there for Elle's response. But if you want to be rude about it, when I directed you to where it was, no problem. Obviously, you want to be abrasive about something you shut your mouth over, but now you want to be all mouthy about. Interesting, and noted.
Ah yes, there is a single post in your shiny new thread. Yours. Just saw it, now. The drama is here.
It's here, because Elle transferred posts from elsewhere to her own Ask Away Thread, I am saying it should be pulled back to a callout.
The drama was elsewhere and she pulled it here, to a publicly viewable thread.
Or are you just on a membership run via drama Odeon?
Just because she's a female, don't let it fool you. If a male member made so many reverse sexist posts, you'd be questioning it.
We've had more than one during the years. McJagger comes to mind.
I don't see what you see, here. Sorry.QuoteAnd by the way, why don't you take your comments to the Peanut Gallery...or are we forgetting all decorum for Elle?
Take the callout to where it belongs and I will consider it. This is Elle's ask-away thread.
I did Odeon. Get up to speed. ::)
Ah yes, there is a single post in your shiny new thread. Yours. Just saw it, now. The drama is here. It may move, in time, but right now I'll post where I damned well please, Eclair.
Excuse me? YOU are the one who said to take the callout where it belongs...and I already had? It's not really personally my fault that my post is sitting there for Elle's response. But if you want to be rude about it, when I directed you to where it was, no problem. Obviously, you want to be abrasive about something you shut your mouth over, but now you want to be all mouthy about. Interesting, and noted.
Rude? Me? Examine your own behaviour, Eclair. Right now you seem to have a hard time with anyone not sharing your views re PMS Elle. Interesting, and noted.
so how is your furball? is he being good? have you given him a kiss yet today?
so how is your furball? is he being good? have you given him a kiss yet today?
Is it possible to wash ones brain with soap?
As I read that COMPLETELY the wrong way at first. :lol:
so how is your furball? is he being good? have you given him a kiss yet today?
Is it possible to wash ones brain with soap?
As I read that COMPLETELY the wrong way at first. :lol:
OMG! Are you seriouss?!? You are so bad, Sea Tart!!!! :rofl:
No more posts from me here. I'm sure you understand....but if you want to keep it as a question Elle thing, rather than the callout that any other member would get, your choice as Webmaster, I guess.
Okay, I will ask a question.
Since I seem to have been tangentially involved in kicking off this current shit-storm, if I have sex with both you and Eclair will that be enough to get you two to kiss and make up? :eyebrows:
I can't make the same offer to you and Les, sorry :(
Okay, I will ask a question.
Since I seem to have been tangentially involved in kicking off this current shit-storm, if I have sex with both you and Eclair will that be enough to get you two to kiss and make up? :eyebrows:
I can't make the same offer to you and Les, sorry :(
Sequentially, or at the same time?
Okay, I will ask a question.
Since I seem to have been tangentially involved in kicking off this current shit-storm, if I have sex with both you and Eclair will that be enough to get you two to kiss and make up? :eyebrows:
I can't make the same offer to you and Les, sorry :(
Sequentially, or at the same time?
I'm a stickler for efficiency and time-savings, but I'll leave the details to them.
I'll reluctantly have sex with them as well if they really really want me too
For the good of I2 relations that is
PMSElle has a wife?
So...uhm...when your wife kicks you out, can I have your dogs? :green:
So...uhm...when your wife kicks you out, can I have your dogs? :green:
Hell, you can have them now :LOL:
So...uhm...when your wife kicks you out, can I have your dogs? :green:
Hell, you can have them now :LOL:
:dance: *pictures herself driving back from MLA's house to her house with her truck full of dogs* :2thumbsup:
So...uhm...when your wife kicks you out, can I have your dogs? :green:
Hell, you can have them now :LOL:
:dance: *pictures herself driving back from MLA's house to her house with her truck full of dogs* :2thumbsup:
OMG, I'm picturing the amount of meat they'll eat, and what you could feed them....
Ah yes, there is a single post in your shiny new thread. Yours. Just saw it, now. The drama is here. It may move, in time, but right now I'll post where I damned well please, Eclair.Play by the frickin' RULES, odeon. GOD, you'd think you thought you owned the place, ro something. :P
Paying back student loans over there in the US sounds like it is a lot harder than what we have in Australia. Here we have something called HECS where we have our loan connected to the tax office so that when we get a job after finishing a degree or whatever, we have to earn over a certain amount before we start paying back the student loan. And it is a fair amount of money we earn before we start paying back the loan.They've instituted something similar here, but it's an opt-in thing. I did and, thank god, it reduced my potential monthly payments from something like $450 or so to a "mere" $120 or so. Unfortunately, that doesn't fully cover the *interest,* and past a certain point, the government stops paying that interest and it just accrues. So, past that point, I have to kinda sit tight and either. continue to work in the nonprofit sector until I've worked there a total of 10 years and the debt is forgiven, 2. wait until it's been 25 years since I started paying my debt and the debt will be forgiven, or 3. win the lottery and pay the whole thing off.
Unless, she's fooled you too?
I find this little comment interesting. What you are implying here that no-one can have a different take on this whole drama than you and Les without having been fooled by PMS Elle, isn't it?
Having read through some of the drama here, my impression is that there is nothing PMS Elle can say or do that would actually put an end to this.
Okay, I will ask a question.I don't see it getting even as friendly as foxy boxing anytime soon. Sorry. :P
Since I seem to have been tangentially involved in kicking off this current shit-storm, if I have sex with both you and Eclair will that be enough to get you two to kiss and make up? :eyebrows:
I can't make the same offer to you and Les, sorry :(
I don't see it getting even as friendly as foxy boxing anytime soon. Sorry. :P
I don't see it getting even as friendly as foxy boxing anytime soon. Sorry. :P
Probably for the best. Gas prices are a bitch and CG's ex would only feed my dogs for so long ;)
I don't see it getting even as friendly as foxy boxing anytime soon. Sorry. :P
Probably for the best. Gas prices are a bitch and CG's ex would only feed my dogs for so long ;)
:lol:
Also lol'd at EBM plussing me for that :laugh:
Strangely, I would be offended if someone WAS just arguing with me because of that, but Elle obviously uses it as a deflectionary tactic, so she doesn't have to face the fact that some people, just *don't* like her attitudes and opinions.and bears, oh my.
So...uhm...when your wife kicks you out, can I have your dogs? :green:
Hell, you can have them now :LOL:
:dance: *pictures herself driving back from MLA's house to her house with her truck full of dogs* :2thumbsup:
Trigger has my phone number because I texted him about logistics of potentially hanging out. I haven't heard from him since that weekend- when I didn't even end up seeing him. He doesn't know my real name, actually.
...incorrectly convinced that I was somehow enmeshed in an intricate web of behind-the-scenes interpersonal liaisons, when all I had had the gall to do was consider spending time catching up with a board member who was going to be somewhat local to me, who I never have and never will slept with or want to sleep with, and who I have made this explicitly clear to and who, all joking aside, I do genuinely believe will not push that boundary with me.
FINALLY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
DUNKIN DONUTS
KICK KRISPY KREME'S ASS!!! AND I CAN GET EITHER AT ANY TIME I WANT!!!
If I think of anything else, I will post it.
As far as Les vs. Elle, in my opinion you both should get over it. Remove the inferences in your signatures and titles and move on. Having met Elle and hung out with her as long as I have on here, I think I get that a lot of her attacks on men are in jest. I miss the "Goddess of Blue Balls" moniker as I had dubbed it. Made me feel special. Also, I apologize for making jokes about the whole thing between you two as I had no idea what was going on. I also had no idea about Hyke. My apologies for dragging that out by "correcting" posts.
With regards to Les' attacks on Elle...I believe that they were very hateful and quite frankly out of line. Calling Elle a bigot is a pretty wild accusation. It's not about being a victim, but from what I know of Elle and what she has shared on here, she hasn't had the greatest experiences with men. I have actually tried to be her friend to show her we are not all trying to get in her pants. Maybe if some others would do the same, not you Les - I'm talking about Scrap and others, she wouldn't be so negative on here at times. Only she can really speak to her personal stuff and how they intertwine with any of this. Regardless, your accusations Les were not very well backed up anyway. Get over it and move on. I like you and have nothing personal with you. Just my opinion. Also, Hyke is really cool.
FINALLY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
DUNKIN DONUTS
KICK KRISPY KREME'S ASS!!! AND I CAN GET EITHER AT ANY TIME I WANT!!!
If I think of anything else, I will post it.
:smarty:
Dunkin Donuts taste like the doughnuts you can buy from the grocery store to me, kind of stiff and stale, so I have no idea what it is that you see in them.
Krispy Kremes taste fresh and very yummy.
:razz:
What are you guys rating? Day old DD? Or are you just on crack? :P KK are goid, but soooo sickening thickly sweet.
What are you guys rating? Day old DD? Or are you just on crack? :P KK are goid, but soooo sickening thickly sweet.
1) DD always tastes dry to me. Also, I would prefer a less dense/chewy donut.
2) Maybe women prefer sweeter donuts.
Are you suggesting Dirt Dawg is a dense donut?
FINALLY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
DUNKIN DONUTS
KICK KRISPY KREME'S ASS!!! AND I CAN GET EITHER AT ANY TIME I WANT!!!
If I think of anything else, I will post it.
:smarty:
Dunkin Donuts taste like the doughnuts you can buy from the grocery store to me, kind of stiff and stale, so I have no idea what it is that you see in them.
Krispy Kremes taste fresh and very yummy.
:razz:
What she said times 100.
President Clinton may have had questionable taste in women, but he had impeccable taste in doughnuts. (He is a Krispy Kreme fan.)
Les, I get it's old news but the signature borders on obsession in my opinion. My intrny was not drag out old dirty, or potentially already cleaned, laundry. I read through pages of posts related to this. When the subject subsided, I assumed it was over. But I read every word and took notes. In the context of this thread it did not seemed resolved and the signatur also suggests otherwise. I just wanted clarification on some shit since I was supposedly involved in a way that implied negative things about others and I can 100% remove any such connections. Or sometbin like that.
As the Sandtrooper on Tatooine says after being Jedi mindtricked by Obi-Wan Kenobi, "Move along! Move along!"
I would like to see Quirky Carla back here. She is cool.Are you suggesting Dirt Dawg is a dense donut?
I've never met DirtDawg, but I thought he owned the initials DD :zoinks:
For KK I can only come up with QuirkyCarla, and that doesn't really work :-\
As I noticed in your lovely discussion with Elle months ago, you fail to comprehend or really read the post. Opiniin based upon appearance is not actually saying that is your motive. I am simply pointing out a perception of the signature based upon the pages of walls of text in this discussion. Not an accusation and certainly not a statement of fact as only YOU know truly why you do or say anything.
:facepalm2:
All I said was it was a perception. Since I know of nothing for over 3 months, I was unaware this was resolved. I see Elle's title and your signature and several mentions and so I joked it a few times too, thinking nothing of it. I finally read in here and am like, "Damn! That was harsh!" Quite honestly, you jumped on the bandwagon when Elle was being accused of some pretty odd things that I can say with certainty she had no idea about. All I said is that it appears different at this time of supposed peace. I took you at your word in my last post and merely pointed out a perception issue. You'd be an awful politician. Your reply is another wall full of text that comes across, again perception, as a bit defensive. Relax! I take your word. I am not accusing you of something. Your attack on Elle months ago seemed vicious and out of line, but that is simply my opinion. No hard feelings. Nothing personal. You have nothing to defend or explain (ad nauseum) again.
:facepalm2:
:)
Dont feel bad about never having met him. Hes a total douche, although the older members will disagree.
:)
Dont feel bad about never having met him. Hes a total douche, although the older members will disagree.
Totally disagree. He's a really good person.
I responded to Trigger in the callout thread.
re: Les- I believe I said this before but I'll repeat it. I think I come across as more extreme on here than I am in real life, but I did take stock of some of my views of/reactions to men since that callout (as a direct result of it, as well as of a friend IRL who is stridently anti-gender-stereotype), and I think I have toned it tone a bit, IRL as well as (I think? maybe?) on here. I don't bear Les any ill will and I don't think he launched an arbitrary hate-driven attack on me.
I think the signature got a little stale but then, so did my custom title. I shoudl attend to that now.
:)
Dont feel bad about never having met him. Hes a total douche, although the older members will disagree.
As life IRL fluxuates, so does the etxent to which I post on this board, and the flavor of those posts.I responded to Trigger in the callout thread.
re: Les- I believe I said this before but I'll repeat it. I think I come across as more extreme on here than I am in real life, but I did take stock of some of my views of/reactions to men since that callout (as a direct result of it, as well as of a friend IRL who is stridently anti-gender-stereotype), and I think I have toned it tone a bit, IRL as well as (I think? maybe?) on here. I don't bear Les any ill will and I don't think he launched an arbitrary hate-driven attack on me.
I think the signature got a little stale but then, so did my custom title. I shoudl attend to that now.
Yeah well I am reactionary and not very good at saying things gently even when the intent is there.
I do like you Elle. That is why it mattered.
Yeah, you have toned it down a lot and I appreciate it. I did like the resolution to the callout.
Found a new sig now and I like it. Your custom title? Hell, it was what was agreed upon by the membership and it doesn't bother me and I don't actually look at it apart from when it is bought to my attention. Feel free to keep it for as long as you like.
Not seeing much of the happy, humourous Elle of old and hope in time that will change and that you will have good reason to feel that way.
You ever need to chat then PM me. Always open. Can't promise delicacy but can promise I will listen and I will be honest and care.
As life IRL fluxuates, so does the etxent to which I post on this board, and the flavor of those posts.I responded to Trigger in the callout thread.
re: Les- I believe I said this before but I'll repeat it. I think I come across as more extreme on here than I am in real life, but I did take stock of some of my views of/reactions to men since that callout (as a direct result of it, as well as of a friend IRL who is stridently anti-gender-stereotype), and I think I have toned it tone a bit, IRL as well as (I think? maybe?) on here. I don't bear Les any ill will and I don't think he launched an arbitrary hate-driven attack on me.
I think the signature got a little stale but then, so did my custom title. I shoudl attend to that now.
Yeah well I am reactionary and not very good at saying things gently even when the intent is there.
I do like you Elle. That is why it mattered.
Yeah, you have toned it down a lot and I appreciate it. I did like the resolution to the callout.
Found a new sig now and I like it. Your custom title? Hell, it was what was agreed upon by the membership and it doesn't bother me and I don't actually look at it apart from when it is bought to my attention. Feel free to keep it for as long as you like.
Not seeing much of the happy, humourous Elle of old and hope in time that will change and that you will have good reason to feel that way.
You ever need to chat then PM me. Always open. Can't promise delicacy but can promise I will listen and I will be honest and care.
:)
Dont feel bad about never having met him. Hes a total douche, although the older members will disagree.
This practically screams butthurt.
I like DD. Nice bloke. Unusual and eccentric but no more than many on here. I can only say that of everyone here I am really the only completely normal one. (I have very loose definitions of normal)
Thanks Squiddy. I dont think I do sound butthurt. I cant stand DD, but thats because hes been a total douche since I joined this site. Im glad Im not the only one who thinks so. I dont think anyone would have accused me of sounding butthurt if I was describing Richard, but..............
Ican respect the old peoples view that DD was once a decent guy, but they should respect our view that he has been an absolute douche in recent times.
I never saw myself as butthurt about him. I do think hes a douche, and I have no problem letting him, or anyone else know.
Maybe that is butthurt, I dunno.
If I was describing Richard to someone, and I said he was a douche, would you say I was butthurt? I do think Richards a douche, I havent spoke to him in ages, but I certainly dont feel any butthurt towards him.
I like DD. Nice bloke. Unusual and eccentric but no more than many on here. I can only say that of everyone here I am really the only completely normal one. (I have very loose definitions of normal)
That's fair enough , everyone has different perceptions of different people.
I don't see how Butterflies is acting "butthurt" though , it's not like she was slagging him off , just merely stating she disliked DD IMO.
Maybe it's just because Odeon likes DD he saw it that way idk. :dunno:
I like DD. Nice bloke. Unusual and eccentric but no more than many on here. I can only say that of everyone here I am really the only completely normal one. (I have very loose definitions of normal)
I like DD. Nice bloke. Unusual and eccentric but no more than many on here. I can only say that of everyone here I am really the only completely normal one. (I have very loose definitions of normal)
That's fair enough , everyone has different perceptions of different people.
I don't see how Butterflies is acting "butthurt" though , it's not like she was slagging him off , just merely stating she disliked DD IMO.
Maybe it's just because Odeon likes DD he saw it that way idk. :dunno:
This could well be the case. Maybe I'm just being a grumpy old man again.
I like butterflies, too, I should add.
*nod* I didn't take it as criticism, and TY for the offer. I hope things in my life get better, too. I've been doing what I can to make them better and it's worked, by and large- in terms of what I can control, anyway.As life IRL fluxuates, so does the etxent to which I post on this board, and the flavor of those posts.I responded to Trigger in the callout thread.
re: Les- I believe I said this before but I'll repeat it. I think I come across as more extreme on here than I am in real life, but I did take stock of some of my views of/reactions to men since that callout (as a direct result of it, as well as of a friend IRL who is stridently anti-gender-stereotype), and I think I have toned it tone a bit, IRL as well as (I think? maybe?) on here. I don't bear Les any ill will and I don't think he launched an arbitrary hate-driven attack on me.
I think the signature got a little stale but then, so did my custom title. I shoudl attend to that now.
Yeah well I am reactionary and not very good at saying things gently even when the intent is there.
I do like you Elle. That is why it mattered.
Yeah, you have toned it down a lot and I appreciate it. I did like the resolution to the callout.
Found a new sig now and I like it. Your custom title? Hell, it was what was agreed upon by the membership and it doesn't bother me and I don't actually look at it apart from when it is bought to my attention. Feel free to keep it for as long as you like.
Not seeing much of the happy, humourous Elle of old and hope in time that will change and that you will have good reason to feel that way.
You ever need to chat then PM me. Always open. Can't promise delicacy but can promise I will listen and I will be honest and care.
This is actually not critcising you for not being happy go lucky, bubbly or humourous or an expectation you ought to be. But as the bolded bit suggests. I see acknowledge that things are a bit rougher in your life than those times that you were those things, and I am hoping for things to get better, This was followed on with the thought that if youy needed someone to chat to becauase of this I am available.
*nod* I didn't take it as criticism, and TY for the offer. I hope things in my life get better, too. I've been doing what I can to make them better and it's worked, by and large- in terms of what I can control, anyway.As life IRL fluxuates, so does the etxent to which I post on this board, and the flavor of those posts.I responded to Trigger in the callout thread.
re: Les- I believe I said this before but I'll repeat it. I think I come across as more extreme on here than I am in real life, but I did take stock of some of my views of/reactions to men since that callout (as a direct result of it, as well as of a friend IRL who is stridently anti-gender-stereotype), and I think I have toned it tone a bit, IRL as well as (I think? maybe?) on here. I don't bear Les any ill will and I don't think he launched an arbitrary hate-driven attack on me.
I think the signature got a little stale but then, so did my custom title. I shoudl attend to that now.
Yeah well I am reactionary and not very good at saying things gently even when the intent is there.
I do like you Elle. That is why it mattered.
Yeah, you have toned it down a lot and I appreciate it. I did like the resolution to the callout.
Found a new sig now and I like it. Your custom title? Hell, it was what was agreed upon by the membership and it doesn't bother me and I don't actually look at it apart from when it is bought to my attention. Feel free to keep it for as long as you like.
Not seeing much of the happy, humourous Elle of old and hope in time that will change and that you will have good reason to feel that way.
You ever need to chat then PM me. Always open. Can't promise delicacy but can promise I will listen and I will be honest and care.
This is actually not critcising you for not being happy go lucky, bubbly or humourous or an expectation you ought to be. But as the bolded bit suggests. I see acknowledge that things are a bit rougher in your life than those times that you were those things, and I am hoping for things to get better, This was followed on with the thought that if youy needed someone to chat to becauase of this I am available.
The things I can't? Here to stay for a long time yet, and the improvement there is learning to live with the weight of them. I've gotten better at it- I'm crushed now in moments instead of all the time (and only OK in moments)- and I'm hoping that will continue (even if it's merely a progresive numbing, whch is what I suspect it is). A lot of my innocence is gone, and gone for good, though- and I miss it like hell. I can hope to be better in time, but I can't get back some of the intangibles I've lost.
I would like to see Quirky Carla back here. She is cool.Are you suggesting Dirt Dawg is a dense donut?
I've never met DirtDawg, but I thought he owned the initials DD :zoinks:
For KK I can only come up with QuirkyCarla, and that doesn't really work :-\
I don't feel like going back and quoting walls of posts, so I will give my story. I want to apologize up front if anything I say betrays anyone's trust, in particular Eclair.
Many of you know about my situation, but some of you do not know I never moved out. I continue cohabiting so I can be with my kids. Things are awkward and weird and recent information from my minions has me realizing I need to be more active to get their mother to shape up or force the issue and go to the courts.
For several months Eclair and I were talking privately. Some of it was getting to know each other, some of it was giving each other support, and some of it was more private. I did have difficulty talking to her at times and thought conversations were over when I guess a response was expected. I was troubled when it was inferred she genuinely liked me, whatever that really meant. I can't understand as I find it hard to really know and thus like someone just from words on a screen and each sharing a picture that didn't even show faces. Regardless, I was not able to handle this and felt personally awful as I felt guilt over possibly misleading Eclair. This all happened the same time I was talking to Elle about meeting up again, which I think I had shared with Eclair. Then Scrap sent me an intimate picture of Eclair and I responded that 'they' looked really nice. Probably was inappropriate on my part. The picture was deleted by Scrap as soon as I viewed it. Combined with personal stuff at work and home, I stopped posting in here. Take from this information whatever you want. I like Eclair, but didn't get the attacks on Elle, especially since accusations flew that included me and seemed to imply things. Since I came back, and before I read this thread, I sent her several PMs and have gotten no response. I guess she left and that is too bad.
I want to publicly apologize to Eclair for any wrongdoing I did to her. All I can say is I did not do anything intentionally and I genuinely like her and if I ever do make it Down Under, I would love to take her out for dinner...no strings attached.
As far as Les vs. Elle, in my opinion you both should get over it. Remove the inferences in your signatures and titles and move on. Having met Elle and hung out with her as long as I have on here, I think I get that a lot of her attacks on men are in jest. I miss the "Goddess of Blue Balls" moniker as I had dubbed it. Made me feel special. Also, I apologize for making jokes about the whole thing between you two as I had no idea what was going on. I also had no idea about Hyke. My apologies for dragging that out by "correcting" posts.
With regards to Les' attacks on Elle...I believe that they were very hateful and quite frankly out of line. Calling Elle a bigot is a pretty wild accusation. It's not about being a victim, but from what I know of Elle and what she has shared on here, she hasn't had the greatest experiences with men. I have actually tried to be her friend to show her we are not all trying to get in her pants. Maybe if some others would do the same, not you Les - I'm talking about Scrap and others, she wouldn't be so negative on here at times. Only she can really speak to her personal stuff and how they intertwine with any of this. Regardless, your accusations Les were not very well backed up anyway. Get over it and move on. I like you and have nothing personal with you. Just my opinion. Also, Hyke is really cool.
As far as Heinrich goes, duuuude, I consider you a friend and am sorry you stumbled into this nonsense and got run over in the process. For that, I apologize for instigating, apparently, this volatile situation. I followed you and your cohorts to zOMG and then here. I feel we have shared in a way a very difficult time and it affected us both profoundly, although you waaaaay more intimately. PM me if you ever want to talk.
FINALLY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
DUNKIN DONUTS
KICK KRISPY KREME'S ASS!!! AND I CAN GET EITHER AT ANY TIME I WANT!!!
If I think of anything else, I will post it.
^^^Perhaps. I don't want Eclair to stay gone..
Some people just don't know how to stay gone. :dunno:
... I have actually tried to be her friend to show her we are not all trying to get in her pants. Maybe if some others would do the same, not you Les - I'm talking about Scrap and others, she wouldn't be so negative on here at times. ...
^^^Perhaps. I don't want Eclair to stay gone..
Some people just don't know how to stay gone. :dunno:
Oh god, here goes round three. (Or is it four?)I don't think so. Elle and Trigger have put this to bed, I doubt that either one wants to re ignite it.
I can probably say this now that it has passed, but whilst you all may have hearrd of the one offs of Heart attacks, Car crashes and Swine Flu and the like. I was in a REALLY bad place for much (if not most of this time). Financially I nearly went to the wall and much of my life at every point was hanging by the fingernails. Little reserve or room to move with anything. Not just financially, but physically my body was struggling, emotionally I had little reserve.I think that pretty well describes where I am. Some things will pass. Some won't. Many will pass but no time soon. I won't get back the innocence or illusions I've lost, but I may learn to accept them. Right now, though, I'm pretty much just plodding along because I have to, and hoping things get better.
I was like this for three or four years. It was a constant. It was not fault of my own but ultimately I had to cope anyhow. There was no "outs" and little hope forward. So I had to just endure. I had no support no one able to ease my burdens. If I was sick, I did not get paid if i did not work. I could not have time off to get better. So my body was not healing and getting worse and so on. Work was suffering because I was not well enough to work and my concentration levels and ability to focus on my job shot to shit because of pain and lack of sleep and because of having too little time off, so the circular dillemas went. But this is merely one example of problems. They were constant. They were varied and they were relentless.
That said and 3 or 4 years later, things are better. I never thought I would ever be able to feel the relaxation of pressure....but it is here. The fear has gone and the energy draining hypervigilance.
So I may understand a bit of what you feel and the drain it does you. I can also say that things can change.
Maybe I am just less expectant. Maybe thing process has changed me or maybe in contrast to how things were, this just appears fantastic in comparison. I think that it may be a bit of each but that does not change the fact that things can get better.
it's been 4 years now. when are we going to do the sex..?Honey, with how I feel right now, I'd be willing to work something out, but one of us might need an ambulance.
There's a hospital round the corner. we could meet there and save the ambulance rideThe last thing I need is a court case and the second to last is a lengthy recovery.
I don't feel like going back and quoting walls of posts, so I will give my story. I want to apologize up front if anything I say betrays anyone's trust, in particular Eclair.
Many of you know about my situation, but some of you do not know I never moved out. I continue cohabiting so I can be with my kids. Things are awkward and weird and recent information from my minions has me realizing I need to be more active to get their mother to shape up or force the issue and go to the courts.
For several months Eclair and I were talking privately. Some of it was getting to know each other, some of it was giving each other support, and some of it was more private. I did have difficulty talking to her at times and thought conversations were over when I guess a response was expected. I was troubled when it was inferred she genuinely liked me, whatever that really meant. I can't understand as I find it hard to really know and thus like someone just from words on a screen and each sharing a picture that didn't even show faces. Regardless, I was not able to handle this and felt personally awful as I felt guilt over possibly misleading Eclair. This all happened the same time I was talking to Elle about meeting up again, which I think I had shared with Eclair. Then Scrap sent me an intimate picture of Eclair and I responded that 'they' looked really nice. Probably was inappropriate on my part. The picture was deleted by Scrap as soon as I viewed it. Combined with personal stuff at work and home, I stopped posting in here. Take from this information whatever you want. I like Eclair, but didn't get the attacks on Elle, especially since accusations flew that included me and seemed to imply things. Since I came back, and before I read this thread, I sent her several PMs and have gotten no response. I guess she left and that is too bad.
I want to publicly apologize to Eclair for any wrongdoing I did to her. All I can say is I did not do anything intentionally and I genuinely like her and if I ever do make it Down Under, I would love to take her out for dinner...no strings attached.
As far as Les vs. Elle, in my opinion you both should get over it. Remove the inferences in your signatures and titles and move on. Having met Elle and hung out with her as long as I have on here, I think I get that a lot of her attacks on men are in jest. I miss the "Goddess of Blue Balls" moniker as I had dubbed it. Made me feel special. Also, I apologize for making jokes about the whole thing between you two as I had no idea what was going on. I also had no idea about Hyke. My apologies for dragging that out by "correcting" posts.
With regards to Les' attacks on Elle...I believe that they were very hateful and quite frankly out of line. Calling Elle a bigot is a pretty wild accusation. It's not about being a victim, but from what I know of Elle and what she has shared on here, she hasn't had the greatest experiences with men. I have actually tried to be her friend to show her we are not all trying to get in her pants. Maybe if some others would do the same, not you Les - I'm talking about Scrap and others, she wouldn't be so negative on here at times. Only she can really speak to her personal stuff and how they intertwine with any of this. Regardless, your accusations Les were not very well backed up anyway. Get over it and move on. I like you and have nothing personal with you. Just my opinion. Also, Hyke is really cool.
As far as Heinrich goes, duuuude, I consider you a friend and am sorry you stumbled into this nonsense and got run over in the process. For that, I apologize for instigating, apparently, this volatile situation. I followed you and your cohorts to zOMG and then here. I feel we have shared in a way a very difficult time and it affected us both profoundly, although you waaaaay more intimately. PM me if you ever want to talk.
FINALLY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
DUNKIN DONUTS
KICK KRISPY KREME'S ASS!!! AND I CAN GET EITHER AT ANY TIME I WANT!!!
If I think of anything else, I will post it.
It is amazing at what great lengths people will go to in order to portray themselves as noble. Your most recent pm on 23 August...which landed in my personal email outside of this site, of how sorry you were....then I log on to see post after post of bullshit, basically dragging months of old garbage up, in order to open up a channel of communication with Elle....through ridiculous callouts....and more shockingly unwanted texts.
I suggest if you have an obsession with Elle, that you cannot control, you keep me out of it at this late stage.
Any genuine regard you may like others to think you had for me, or my situation, which you seem to be obliviously unaware of...is totally cancelled out by your stupid Dunkin Donuts comment at the end of the above post.
Again, I'd thank you to keep me out of your personal obsession with Elle, and portraying to members that you ever had any regard for my own personal situation.
Oh jesus, it's the dead post Zombie apocalypse again.
exactly.Oh jesus, it's the dead post Zombie apocalypse again.
I like turtles.
If you could be anyone in history, who and why?Oh god, I don't know. Someone who had a lot of money and who was reasonably happy and non-evil.
Do you think Borderline Personality Disorder and Avoidant Personality Disorder can be co-morbid?/double-checks to make sure Avoidant PD is basically what she remembers it being
You mean the tub of mediocre cheesecake that is clearly solely intended for unhappy single women to eat straight from (I call it "the tub of lonelinesss")? It's actually OK if you put stuff on it- especially caramel ice cream "shell" (yum!)....and I had cheesecake yesterday for the first time in AGES, partially because eris reminded me. I do indeed still like it.
And yes, I fucking HEART cheesecake. Or, at least, I used to, back when I found any joy in life. S'been awhile. :laugh:
Do you think Borderline Personality Disorder and Avoidant Personality Disorder can be co-morbid?
Do you think Borderline Personality Disorder and Avoidant Personality Disorder can be co-morbid?/double-checks to make sure Avoidant PD is basically what she remembers it being
Oh hell yes. I'm sure there are people who "have" both (quored because we all know how much I respect DSM diagnosesin the first place).You mean the tub of mediocre cheesecake that is clearly solely intended for unhappy single women to eat straight from (I call it "the tub of lonelinesss")? It's actually OK if you put stuff on it- especially caramel ice cream "shell" (yum!)....and I had cheesecake yesterday for the first time in AGES, partially because eris reminded me. I do indeed still like it.
And yes, I fucking HEART cheesecake. Or, at least, I used to, back when I found any joy in life. S'been awhile. :laugh:
Theodore Million proposed a subtype, called the " passive aggressive avoidant" or " avoidant borderline " where indeed these 2 seemingly polar opposite PDs come together. It's pretty rare, and most of the people were neglected as children. They avoid relationships at all costs unless they are absolutely certain they will not be rejected but then can have the same issues as borderlines maintaining those relationships.It was yummier than the tub of loneliness.
I know Elle is a therapist, but not too many people besides psychiatrists keep up with all this. I dont have any training of course, but I've spent years studying personality disorders. Lets just say it's a , family , hobby.
And, I hope you enjoyed the cheesecake and it tastes better than the "tub of loneliness ":D
do you like Kings of leon or Blind Pilot?King of Leon are kinda meh. Don't think I've heard any blind pilot before looking them up quickly on youtube (nothing grabbed me on a very brief look). Yes, I like eminem.
Do you like Eminem?
Is your right foot or left foot bigger?In each case, one's prolly slightly bigger than the other, but not enough that I've noticed.
Right boob or left boob bigger?
I want to binge on mints (emo)Where on here?
I wrote a post here but I don't want to get too personal (again) on these boards.
I think staying in the same basic geographic area during most or all of one's life makes these diagnoses actually quite compatible (ex. will be social with a select few people, but has made virtually no new friends since high school- last arena of forced socialization- has no desire to, is extremely socially avoidant beyond the extremely familiar, but is quit volitile in these familiar relationships).
Well, it's a "category" or phenomenon you'll notice more depending on the type of place you live and work. Not sure how common it is cross-population, but it does seem to happen in the depressed little part of Americana I have the joy of frequent contact with.I think staying in the same basic geographic area during most or all of one's life makes these diagnoses actually quite compatible (ex. will be social with a select few people, but has made virtually no new friends since high school- last arena of forced socialization- has no desire to, is extremely socially avoidant beyond the extremely familiar, but is quit volitile in these familiar relationships).
Interesting category. I wonder how many people several hundred years ago, while the population density was still relatively low, would be considered to have a personality disorder today.
I was diagnosed with schizoid PD years ago and then a couple of years ago was told I had dependent traits (related to dependent PD). That is a combination I can't figure out.It was never required, but we often had the option to fill out surveys for people's research projects in-class, and there were always studies being run you could sign up to attend (I was always too lazy). I also conducted an experiment as a part of my undergrad thesis, but the thesis was optional as well.
I have a question: Did you have to do any experiment participation as part of getting your psych degree at your uni?
Different from where I go to uni, for psychology students it is required that we do 15 hours of research participation before we enter the fourth year. I am listed on the computer system as having done 17 hours but really I have done 26. Stupid people not giving me my hours after I have done them, grr. One experiment I had to turn up three times for it and I never got my hours even though I emailed the experimenter about it.I was diagnosed with schizoid PD years ago and then a couple of years ago was told I had dependent traits (related to dependent PD). That is a combination I can't figure out.It was never required, but we often had the option to fill out surveys for people's research projects in-class, and there were always studies being run you could sign up to attend (I was always too lazy). I also conducted an experiment as a part of my undergrad thesis, but the thesis was optional as well.
I have a question: Did you have to do any experiment participation as part of getting your psych degree at your uni?
Different from where I go to uni, for psychology students it is required that we do 15 hours of research participation before we enter the fourth year. I am listed on the computer system as having done 17 hours but really I have done 26. Stupid people not giving me my hours after I have done them, grr. One experiment I had to turn up three times for it and I never got my hours even though I emailed the experimenter about it.The thesis looked at how people interaction online vs. IRL. It was a good learning experience but the sample size was so small that it didn't exactly give us much information (and my thesis advisor didn't explain about familywise error until I'd decided to run about eight billion tests on the data- grrrrr). On the other hand it might have actually been on par with the scientific rigor used in a lot of studies run by big pharma, some to think of it. :laugh:
Am curious to know what your undergrad thesis experiment was?
Common with OCDers because of avoiding the things that trigger the symptoms? I think that is understandable.Different from where I go to uni, for psychology students it is required that we do 15 hours of research participation before we enter the fourth year. I am listed on the computer system as having done 17 hours but really I have done 26. Stupid people not giving me my hours after I have done them, grr. One experiment I had to turn up three times for it and I never got my hours even though I emailed the experimenter about it.I was diagnosed with schizoid PD years ago and then a couple of years ago was told I had dependent traits (related to dependent PD). That is a combination I can't figure out.It was never required, but we often had the option to fill out surveys for people's research projects in-class, and there were always studies being run you could sign up to attend (I was always too lazy). I also conducted an experiment as a part of my undergrad thesis, but the thesis was optional as well.
I have a question: Did you have to do any experiment participation as part of getting your psych degree at your uni?
Am curious to know what your undergrad thesis experiment was?
Yeah, I guess all anxiety disorders come down to that realy. the main things I worked on stopping at ADRU were avoidance and safety behaviours (which is ultimately avoidance too I suppose)Heh; when I think about it, I suppose in a way I'm ultimatley similar in "avoid avoid avoid" about a lot of things, except my "avoid" is often "figure out how to fix the problem/get the task over with/remove or prevent the stressor." It's made me into a pretty driven person and keeps me from procrastinating very much, but I haven't really built up much in the way of patience. :laugh:
I mean when my social anxiety was bad, it was all AVOID AVOID AVOID. the same as OCD. only it was social situations instead of toilet situations. So if you're doing that all day every day for years, you can see how that comes up AvPD
I'm glad you have been able to work through much of the worst manifestations of your anxiety, Adam.Agreed. He has come a long way, I find it to be amazing tbh.
'twas time-comsuming. I would've done better for sample size if I hadn't tried recruiting students during the summer, lol. (It was just how the timing worked out, at the time.)I'm glad you have been able to work through much of the worst manifestations of your anxiety, Adam.Agreed. He has come a long way, I find it to be amazing tbh.
Your undergrad thesis sounds interesting. Sample sizes are always a bit of a problem at uni I think. And running all those tests, geez that would have been time consuming!
You might find this guy amusing :PLol, I do indeed.
http://psychologystudentplatypus.tumblr.com/ (http://psychologystudentplatypus.tumblr.com/)
What do you do now? Finished whatever course yet?Lol, I've been working full-time for over two years. I've finished "whatever course," yes. :P ("Whatever course" being a Master's degree.)
Read anything good lately? I remember you liked Stephen King.The last book I read was Hunger Games. I'm not reading as much as I used to, due to, well, time constraints, quite frankly.
l o l still doesn't work! Work as what, then, please?Do I know you?
he's a brand new, special edition CIG (Creepy Internet Guy) to add to your collection :zoinks:Yeah, that was my impression. He did a very good job of almost sounding like he kind of sort of knew something about me already when he asked if I had finished "whatever course." Very slick. Clearly, a master pick-up artist.
The last book I read was Hunger Games. I'm not reading as much as I used to, due to, well, time constraints, quite frankly.While at work, on break, have you found yourself reading a book and had someone show up and start the "Hey, whatcha doin? Reading a book?" conversation?
I have my own office, so, no. Also, I don't get breaks, so much as unanticipateable gaps in the work I would do nonstop during the day if my days went as planned.The last book I read was Hunger Games. I'm not reading as much as I used to, due to, well, time constraints, quite frankly.While at work, on break, have you found yourself reading a book and had someone show up and start the "Hey, whatcha doin? Reading a book?" conversation?
he's a brand new, special edition CIG (Creepy Internet Guy) to add to your collection :zoinks:Yeah, that was my impression. He did a very good job of almost sounding like he kind of sort of knew something about me already when he asked if I had finished "whatever course." Very slick. Clearly, a master pick-up artist.
Remember when you were dating that dinosaur fan guy on WP years ago. I was jealous of how happy you guys looked in the photos he posted. Was I right to be jealous, was it so blissful?No, no it was not. More to the point, that was a rather creepy and kind of fucked-up thing to ask. What was your motivation in doing so?
Are we really supposed to do whatever you tell us?Yes.
& Besides, my asshole hurts?
Want a fight, German Girl?
You seemed to be wanting one & by the 'again', you admit you're somebody I already know, so.....?
U R MLA, then; why 'German Girl', with Meadow's photo?
Remember when you were dating that dinosaur fan guy on WP years ago. I was jealous of how happy you guys looked in the photos he posted. Was I right to be jealous, was it so blissful?No, no it was not. More to the point, that was a rather creepy and kind of fucked-up thing to ask. What was your motivation in doing so?
You must be trolling.Remember when you were dating that dinosaur fan guy on WP years ago. I was jealous of how happy you guys looked in the photos he posted. Was I right to be jealous, was it so blissful?No, no it was not. More to the point, that was a rather creepy and kind of fucked-up thing to ask. What was your motivation in doing so?
what is it too soon to hear how bad he was? I have had some unhealthy friendships since then and was curious if your was like them.
/me spanks her a good bit with a spiked paddleYou must be trolling.Remember when you were dating that dinosaur fan guy on WP years ago. I was jealous of how happy you guys looked in the photos he posted. Was I right to be jealous, was it so blissful?No, no it was not. More to the point, that was a rather creepy and kind of fucked-up thing to ask. What was your motivation in doing so?
what is it too soon to hear how bad he was? I have had some unhealthy friendships since then and was curious if your was like them.
/me spanks her a good bit with a spiked paddleThat's not even trolling. That's just sad. You clearly haven't gotten a proper feel for this community yet, Kapkao.
/me spanks her a good bit with a spiked paddleThat's not even trolling. That's just sad. You clearly haven't gotten a proper feel for this community yet, Kapkao.
Your link won't work here! Removed the k - 'almost ills herself...'?
Your link won't work here! Removed the k - 'almost ills herself...'?
shut up stupid limey.
Is that really your best insult, septic?Your link won't work here! Removed the k - 'almost ills herself...'?
shut up stupid limey.
Your link won't work here! Removed the k - 'almost ills herself...'?
shut up stupid limey.
:LMAO:
Brucie is really getting to him
I feel like a couple of strangers have started brawling in front of my living room window.
I feel like a couple of strangers have started brawling in front of my living room window.
Because you're just making people either pity you or find you annoying
I was trying to get Kapkao to focus his 'annoying' on me but he won't play, sorry.How selfless of you.
I was trying to get Kapkao to focus his 'annoying' on me but he won't play, sorry.cuz he finds you annoying
No, you don't say, Sky? Since he wouldn't 'harass & annoy' me in his thread, I harassed & annoyed him, instead! Very successfully, too.
Depending how many yay me while you're doing it, Kraptak!
I'm looking forward to reaching the other side of the board....
Your turn. Wordcount?25243 as of last night. Hopefully next time you check, it's more. :D
Sorry, Elle, very off-topic. But I'm going through some of the latest posts here, and I like how there were some new really weird and hyper members who popped up during my absence.Huh?
Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?Funny you should mention it. I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum. :laugh:
Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?Funny you should mention it. I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum. :laugh:
Kid, I'm honestly not even sure what you're asking and/or implying.Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?Funny you should mention it. I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum. :laugh:
>2013
>still "dating"
How do you do it, dear lady? :dunno:
Kid, I'm honestly not even sure what you're asking and/or implying.Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?Funny you should mention it. I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum. :laugh:
>2013
>still "dating"
How do you do it, dear lady? :dunno:
What exactly do you think I'm supposed to do "in this modern era?" for companionship- go get drunk and have terrible sex with random strangers till I get pelvic inflammatory disease?Kid, I'm honestly not even sure what you're asking and/or implying.Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?Funny you should mention it. I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum. :laugh:
>2013
>still "dating"
How do you do it, dear lady? :dunno:
I was being cynical. "implying that having enough faith in humanity to date was illogical"
Nvm explaining it makes it not funny. :(
Nope. This should be your boyfriend.
(http://www.3magine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/female_hand.jpg)
Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?Funny you should mention it. I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum. :laugh:
Nope. This should be your boyfriend.
(http://www.3magine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/female_hand.jpg)
Those hands are so attractive. The most gorgeous pair of hands I have ever seen are the ones in One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest where Chief is removing that basin or whatever it is.
I have this "thing" for beautiful hands (which is one of PA's attractions, he has big lovely hands.) While my hands/fingers are not stubs, they are short and knobby and wrinkly. come to think of it, that pretty well describes me.
Nope. This should be your boyfriend.those are finger banging fingers.
(http://www.3magine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/female_hand.jpg)
So are these. :pbutt bang worthy.
Your nails are better trimmed for the job. :nerdy:
So are these. :pbutt bang worthy.
Oh, Madame Elle. There's so much I'm yearning to know about you. I've been especially pondering your female menstrual habits of late. I'm intrigued to know if your feminine hygiene products are the variety with the plastic applicator, cardboard applicator, or the type shoved up with a finger.Not really, no. :P
Feel free to make this a tit for tat, My Lady. I'm sure you're aching to know all about me too.
Oh, Madame Elle. There's so much I'm yearning to know about you. I've been especially pondering your female menstrual habits of late. I'm intrigued to know if your feminine hygiene products are the variety with the plastic applicator, cardboard applicator, or the type shoved up with a finger.Not really, no. :P
Feel free to make this a tit for tat, My Lady. I'm sure you're aching to know all about me too.
OK, I'll ask you a question.Oh, there's lots of things. My glasses being smudged/contact lenses getting blurry, and my cat yelling at me in the middle of the night, are two things that come to mind.
Is there something small in your day to day life that irks you every time it happens.
If that is the case, would your life improve a bit, if you could change the small thing?
OK, I'll ask you a question.Oh, there's lots of things. My glasses being smudged/contact lenses getting blurry, and my cat yelling at me in the middle of the night, are two things that come to mind.
Is there something small in your day to day life that irks you every time it happens.
If that is the case, would your life improve a bit, if you could change the small thing?
My life would improve quite a bit if my vision was better, I think, because I think sometimes the visions issues actually cause dizziness and contribute to fatigue. It's a minor but constant annoyance. I plan to try to get a referral to an ENT this year because I suspect there's something wonky with my sinuses overall, and I think it affects my vision and also potentially my hearing.
The cat no longer yelling might or might not be an improvement depending on whether or not it damaged or removed him form my life vs. just made him have "quiet hours" (especially when I have made sure he has food, water, and reasonably clean litterbox, so it's about attention, not basic needs being unmet).
OK, I'll ask you a question.Oh, there's lots of things. My glasses being smudged/contact lenses getting blurry, and my cat yelling at me in the middle of the night, are two things that come to mind.
Is there something small in your day to day life that irks you every time it happens.
If that is the case, would your life improve a bit, if you could change the small thing?
My life would improve quite a bit if my vision was better, I think, because I think sometimes the visions issues actually cause dizziness and contribute to fatigue. It's a minor but constant annoyance. I plan to try to get a referral to an ENT this year because I suspect there's something wonky with my sinuses overall, and I think it affects my vision and also potentially my hearing.
The cat no longer yelling might or might not be an improvement depending on whether or not it damaged or removed him form my life vs. just made him have "quiet hours" (especially when I have made sure he has food, water, and reasonably clean litterbox, so it's about attention, not basic needs being unmet).
If he gets that upset in the middle of the night repeatedly, something is bugging him. Or he sleeps too much during the day. It could be something as simple as a stray cat poking around your house at night. That could really upset him, because he can hear/smell it. And cats are really anal about territory.
I strongly suspect he's mostly playing me, for attention. Based on how cold it's been outside, I sincerely hope his little frenemy (he did have one at one point- accounted for some of my cat's behavior, but not all) hasn't been hanging out outside.OK, I'll ask you a question.Oh, there's lots of things. My glasses being smudged/contact lenses getting blurry, and my cat yelling at me in the middle of the night, are two things that come to mind.
Is there something small in your day to day life that irks you every time it happens.
If that is the case, would your life improve a bit, if you could change the small thing?
My life would improve quite a bit if my vision was better, I think, because I think sometimes the visions issues actually cause dizziness and contribute to fatigue. It's a minor but constant annoyance. I plan to try to get a referral to an ENT this year because I suspect there's something wonky with my sinuses overall, and I think it affects my vision and also potentially my hearing.
The cat no longer yelling might or might not be an improvement depending on whether or not it damaged or removed him form my life vs. just made him have "quiet hours" (especially when I have made sure he has food, water, and reasonably clean litterbox, so it's about attention, not basic needs being unmet).
If he gets that upset in the middle of the night repeatedly, something is bugging him. Or he sleeps too much during the day. It could be something as simple as a stray cat poking around your house at night. That could really upset him, because he can hear/smell it. And cats are really anal about territory.
That, or the cat knows how to play you.
Mine is behaving much better, after some strong ignoring. He can get some attention, get under the blankets with me and sleep, but that's it. I'm not going to walk with him to his food or water, or stuff like that. I let him know a few times he was pissing me off too by making a loud noise immediately, like clapping in my hands. Shocked him, but it worked. Pushed him away when he tried his nails on me too.
So, what he now does, till the morning? Cuddling into me. Took a while to get him that far. When the alarm goes off, he gets wide awake too, unless it's cold. And when the alarm goes, he is entitled to try to get me out of bed. And he will, if he feels like it.
I strongly suspect he's mostly playing me, for attention. Based on how cold it's been outside, I sincerely hope his little frenemy (he did have one at one point- accounted for some of my cat's behavior, but not all) hasn't been hanging out outside.OK, I'll ask you a question.Oh, there's lots of things. My glasses being smudged/contact lenses getting blurry, and my cat yelling at me in the middle of the night, are two things that come to mind.
Is there something small in your day to day life that irks you every time it happens.
If that is the case, would your life improve a bit, if you could change the small thing?
My life would improve quite a bit if my vision was better, I think, because I think sometimes the visions issues actually cause dizziness and contribute to fatigue. It's a minor but constant annoyance. I plan to try to get a referral to an ENT this year because I suspect there's something wonky with my sinuses overall, and I think it affects my vision and also potentially my hearing.
The cat no longer yelling might or might not be an improvement depending on whether or not it damaged or removed him form my life vs. just made him have "quiet hours" (especially when I have made sure he has food, water, and reasonably clean litterbox, so it's about attention, not basic needs being unmet).
If he gets that upset in the middle of the night repeatedly, something is bugging him. Or he sleeps too much during the day. It could be something as simple as a stray cat poking around your house at night. That could really upset him, because he can hear/smell it. And cats are really anal about territory.
That, or the cat knows how to play you.
Mine is behaving much better, after some strong ignoring. He can get some attention, get under the blankets with me and sleep, but that's it. I'm not going to walk with him to his food or water, or stuff like that. I let him know a few times he was pissing me off too by making a loud noise immediately, like clapping in my hands. Shocked him, but it worked. Pushed him away when he tried his nails on me too.
So, what he now does, till the morning? Cuddling into me. Took a while to get him that far. When the alarm goes off, he gets wide awake too, unless it's cold. And when the alarm goes, he is entitled to try to get me out of bed. And he will, if he feels like it.
Ignoring is difficult when the cat is interfering with the limited time I have to sleep. I try, and sometimes it works. Depending on the mood my cat's in, I may need to resort to using a squirt bottle (which I don't like resorting to, but it generally makes him quiet for a good solid chunk of time afterward).
A friend of mine claims to have tamed her (very bitchy, apparently) cat with this: http://www.petco.com/product/109457/Sentry-Calming-Collar-for-Cats.aspx (http://www.petco.com/product/109457/Sentry-Calming-Collar-for-Cats.aspx) That was very recent, though, so I'm not sure how long it will last and if it will have any side effects.
I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.sounds about right. :laugh:
That's usually why mine vomits.I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.sounds about right. :laugh:
Mine never did. Poco in particular was totally in hero worship of me for some reason. I could snap my fingers and point and she'd roll over and show me her belly, then lay there until I said something. I didn't teach her that, she just started doing it one day when I snapped my fingers at her for misbehaving. When i'd get home from the gym and strip for a shower, she'd roll on my sweaty clothes.You used to have the custom title cat whisperer, didn't you?
That cat was my wingman. Or wing-girl, I guess.
Mine never did. Poco in particular was totally in hero worship of me for some reason. I could snap my fingers and point and she'd roll over and show me her belly, then lay there until I said something. I didn't teach her that, she just started doing it one day when I snapped my fingers at her for misbehaving. When i'd get home from the gym and strip for a shower, she'd roll on my sweaty clothes.You used to have the custom title cat whisperer, didn't you?
That cat was my wingman. Or wing-girl, I guess.
"Super sand nigger" seems like a demotion. :PMine never did. Poco in particular was totally in hero worship of me for some reason. I could snap my fingers and point and she'd roll over and show me her belly, then lay there until I said something. I didn't teach her that, she just started doing it one day when I snapped my fingers at her for misbehaving. When i'd get home from the gym and strip for a shower, she'd roll on my sweaty clothes.You used to have the custom title cat whisperer, didn't you?
That cat was my wingman. Or wing-girl, I guess.
I did. :laugh:
"Super sand nigger" seems like a demotion. :PMine never did. Poco in particular was totally in hero worship of me for some reason. I could snap my fingers and point and she'd roll over and show me her belly, then lay there until I said something. I didn't teach her that, she just started doing it one day when I snapped my fingers at her for misbehaving. When i'd get home from the gym and strip for a shower, she'd roll on my sweaty clothes.You used to have the custom title cat whisperer, didn't you?
That cat was my wingman. Or wing-girl, I guess.
I did. :laugh:
I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.sounds about right. :laugh:
I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.sounds about right. :laugh:
The things they did to keep those around them in check.
The dog was the easiest. Ten times their size and there was never any question about who was in charge.
I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.sounds about right. :laugh:
The things they did to keep those around them in check.
The dog was the easiest. Ten times their size and there was never any question about who was in charge.
We had two cats, when I was a kid. One of them would now and then get airborne, because of the dog of the neighbours. The dog now and then would not know how hard to runaway because of the other cat.
Two brothers, but when it came to dogs, completely different.
Damn, that's a little sad.I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.sounds about right. :laugh:
The things they did to keep those around them in check.
The dog was the easiest. Ten times their size and there was never any question about who was in charge.
We had two cats, when I was a kid. One of them would now and then get airborne, because of the dog of the neighbours. The dog now and then would not know how hard to runaway because of the other cat.
Two brothers, but when it came to dogs, completely different.
Poco was afraid of mice. No joke.
Damn, that's a little sad.I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.sounds about right. :laugh:
The things they did to keep those around them in check.
The dog was the easiest. Ten times their size and there was never any question about who was in charge.
We had two cats, when I was a kid. One of them would now and then get airborne, because of the dog of the neighbours. The dog now and then would not know how hard to runaway because of the other cat.
Two brothers, but when it came to dogs, completely different.
Poco was afraid of mice. No joke.
So, she was an extra-Aspie kitty, then. :PDamn, that's a little sad.I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.sounds about right. :laugh:
The things they did to keep those around them in check.
The dog was the easiest. Ten times their size and there was never any question about who was in charge.
We had two cats, when I was a kid. One of them would now and then get airborne, because of the dog of the neighbours. The dog now and then would not know how hard to runaway because of the other cat.
Two brothers, but when it came to dogs, completely different.
Poco was afraid of mice. No joke.
She was afraid to go outside, afraid of bugs, varying forms of weather, being dirty, etc.
She was cuter than hell once you got past her rituals, and if she didn't hate you.
Mega deluxe package. The world was always ending to that poor cat.
She was. :). I miss you,Bear.
Shhhh. This is someone elses thread. :oNope. it now belongs to kitties. They tend to take over things on teh internets, you know.
Kitties even can tame I2.Mine specifically? No, TBH. It would be a logistic nightmare.
In your line of work, do you think a lot could be gained by using more therapy pets?
I was thinking of your clients, and whether you suggest the idea of a pet to them or not.Kitties even can tame I2.Mine specifically? No, TBH. It would be a logistic nightmare.
In your line of work, do you think a lot could be gained by using more therapy pets?
BUT, for some of my clients, getting a pet is or would be one of the best things to help with their mental illness- especially depression, or depression as a component of/reaction to other mental illness. It's not for everyone, but having that extra connection and reason to be here can make a big difference for some people.
He sometimes keeps me from sleeping, but mostly it's OK. Maybe once a month or so he'll get all manic and start flipping out in the middle of the night for a few nights, and those are the ones I complain, but usually he either is good, or gives up after whining at me for a few minutes. (No, it doesn't line up with the full moon- I've checked.)I was thinking of your clients, and whether you suggest the idea of a pet to them or not.Kitties even can tame I2.Mine specifically? No, TBH. It would be a logistic nightmare.
In your line of work, do you think a lot could be gained by using more therapy pets?
BUT, for some of my clients, getting a pet is or would be one of the best things to help with their mental illness- especially depression, or depression as a component of/reaction to other mental illness. It's not for everyone, but having that extra connection and reason to be here can make a big difference for some people.
Your cat keeps you from sleeping, would not want to suggest sleep deprivation as a healthy thing.
Have you ever been hypnotised ?No, and the idea kind of skeeves me out, tbh.
Would a depressed person be someone to be trusted to care properly for a pet?Some might, some might not. Depends on the person.
He sometimes keeps me from sleeping, but mostly it's OK. Maybe once a month or so he'll get all manic and start flipping out in the middle of the night for a few nights, and those are the ones I complain, but usually he either is good, or gives up after whining at me for a few minutes. (No, it doesn't line up with the full moon- I've checked.)I was thinking of your clients, and whether you suggest the idea of a pet to them or not.Kitties even can tame I2.Mine specifically? No, TBH. It would be a logistic nightmare.
In your line of work, do you think a lot could be gained by using more therapy pets?
BUT, for some of my clients, getting a pet is or would be one of the best things to help with their mental illness- especially depression, or depression as a component of/reaction to other mental illness. It's not for everyone, but having that extra connection and reason to be here can make a big difference for some people.
Your cat keeps you from sleeping, would not want to suggest sleep deprivation as a healthy thing.
I have brought it up in discussions with clients before- whether having a pet might help some with the loneliness, etc. Some waver, some don't want the responsibility, some can't afford the upkeep. I wouldn't outright recommend anyone get a pet, client or not, because it's not just acquiring an object, it's taking responsibility for another life, but introducing the topic and discussing pros and cons, yes.Have you ever been hypnotised ?No, and the idea kind of skeeves me out, tbh.Would a depressed person be someone to be trusted to care properly for a pet?Some might, some might not. Depends on the person.
start flipping out in the middle of the night for a few nights, and those are the ones I complain, but usually he either is good, or gives up after whining at me for a few minutes.
Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.
I demand proof of your gothiness... :MThat's not a question.
:M where is the proof?I demand proof of your gothiness... :MThat's not a question.
Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.
Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.
This one, thank god, either isn't into that, or isn't into it enough that it's come up yet.Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.
Does he spray? I haven't seen the nudes. :zoinks:
Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.
If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway. :PHormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.
Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter. :o
:lol1:
If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway. :PHormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.
Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter. :o
:lol1:
I'm perfectly reasonable- one way or the other, I would never declaw.If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway. :PHormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.
Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter. :o
:lol1:
So, then the question will be if you will be a responsible woman or not, sending him back into the wild with or without balls. :orly:
My closet, ipod and social circles, mostly.:M where is the proof?I demand proof of your gothiness... :MThat's not a question.
If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway. :PHormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.
Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter. :o
:lol1:
I'm perfectly reasonable- one way or the other, I would never declaw.If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway. :PHormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.
Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter. :o
:lol1:
So, then the question will be if you will be a responsible woman or not, sending him back into the wild with or without balls. :orly:
Only if you get caught.I'm perfectly reasonable- one way or the other, I would never declaw.If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway. :PHormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.
Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter. :o
:lol1:
So, then the question will be if you will be a responsible woman or not, sending him back into the wild with or without balls. :orly:
Of course not, that would be illegal. :M
What would make a perfect Sunday afternoon for you?You know, I keep trying to think of one good answer, and I think it depends on the day.
I would gladly swap weather with you. Here it is too hot to go out, especially if the destination doesn't have air conditioning. Blech, it passes me off. I swear I have summer SAD.It's rare, but it does exist.
Yeah a friend told me about it some time ago. Every year I dread summer weather, it is just so uncomfortable and hard to stay cool. I could go on, heh.I would gladly swap weather with you. Here it is too hot to go out, especially if the destination doesn't have air conditioning. Blech, it passes me off. I swear I have summer SAD.It's rare, but it does exist.
Come here. We're still having January (bad-winter) in March.Yeah a friend told me about it some time ago. Every year I dread summer weather, it is just so uncomfortable and hard to stay cool. I could go on, heh.I would gladly swap weather with you. Here it is too hot to go out, especially if the destination doesn't have air conditioning. Blech, it passes me off. I swear I have summer SAD.It's rare, but it does exist.
Come here. We're still having January (bad-winter) in March.Yeah a friend told me about it some time ago. Every year I dread summer weather, it is just so uncomfortable and hard to stay cool. I could go on, heh.I would gladly swap weather with you. Here it is too hot to go out, especially if the destination doesn't have air conditioning. Blech, it passes me off. I swear I have summer SAD.It's rare, but it does exist.
New England. So, the weather's going to be a fickle bitch as a given, but this winter it's been a fickle bitch who forget to take her meds, skipped her estrogen and can't find any chocolate.Come here. We're still having January (bad-winter) in March.Yeah a friend told me about it some time ago. Every year I dread summer weather, it is just so uncomfortable and hard to stay cool. I could go on, heh.I would gladly swap weather with you. Here it is too hot to go out, especially if the destination doesn't have air conditioning. Blech, it passes me off. I swear I have summer SAD.It's rare, but it does exist.
Where are you located? I forget.
It snows there?Here? Jesus, yes, we've been stuck on winter since fall and it's spring. January we had a disruptive storm in the middle of every week.
Today is actually cool here. It is supposed to rain but of course it hasn't.
Prove to me that you're not a fembot that was sent here from outer space to spy on the human race for super-intelligent, telepathic dolphins. :MWhat drugs were you on when you asked this one?
I was on the drug of the bleakness of existence and existential despair. :MOK.
However you have deflected the question which makes me suspect you ARE a fembot.
I was sent here by dolphins!OK.
What's the story about your change of name and avatar?Have you seen Stranger Things?
No, I haven't. But I gather that's where you got your name and avatar from?Yes.
Yours was one of the more unique and witty usernames I've ever seen. :emosad:WATCH STRANGER THINGS. IT'S GOOD.
Yours was one of the more unique and witty usernames I've ever seen. :emosad:WATCH STRANGER THINGS. IT'S GOOD.
I watched the first episode but beyond the obvious references to pop culture, it didn't interest me enough.
wtf is wrong with you two?????Yours was one of the more unique and witty usernames I've ever seen. :emosad:WATCH STRANGER THINGS. IT'S GOOD.
I watched the first season on Netflix, but it wasn't memorable enough to inspire me to watch more when another season was added. :dunno:
wtf is wrong with you two?????
wtf is wrong with you two?????
My go to excuse is brain damage. :zoinks:
wtf is wrong with you two?????
My go to excuse is brain damage. :zoinks:
That, and you are a gopher. :hahaha:
/shrugsYeah, well, you're old. :P
I watched The Goonies when it first came out.
/shrugsYeah, well, you're old. :P
I watched The Goonies when it first came out.
This was better than the goonies./shrugsYeah, well, you're old. :P
I watched The Goonies when it first came out.
And also saw the real thing. :P
if you don't want to watch the whole thing that's understandable. You can get the jist of it in the first 15 minutes.You want me to sit and watch a youtube video for 15 minutes? Jeebus. copy/paste a transcript and I'll get back to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE5fZaAzXws
if you don't want to watch the whole thing that's understandable. You can get the jist of it in the first 15 minutes.You want me to sit and watch a youtube video for 15 minutes? Jeebus. copy/paste a transcript and I'll get back to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE5fZaAzXws
if you don't want to watch the whole thing that's understandable. You can get the jist of it in the first 15 minutes.You want me to sit and watch a youtube video for 15 minutes? Jeebus. copy/paste a transcript and I'll get back to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE5fZaAzXws
It's not necessary to watch any of it, only if you want to see his explanations for his premise.
Do you think he's right that BPD and HPD are just (predominately female) manifestations of narcissism and the 3 disorders should be lumped together or is he wrong??
Perhaps we can rename this thread "Interrogate PMS Elle, then she ignores you". :dunno:How often do you see me posting, in general? I'm not on call to answer your random questions.
They ARE lumped together. "Cluster B."if you don't want to watch the whole thing that's understandable. You can get the jist of it in the first 15 minutes.You want me to sit and watch a youtube video for 15 minutes? Jeebus. copy/paste a transcript and I'll get back to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE5fZaAzXws
It's not necessary to watch any of it, only if you want to see his explanations for his premise.
Do you think he's right that BPD and HPD are just (predominately female) manifestations of narcissism and the 3 disorders should be lumped together or is he wrong??
I don't often see HPD really being used or discussed as clinically useful or relevant in my line of work.
BPD, NPD and ASPD, yes, and as distinct disorders,
but I've heard the argument before that they're different manifestations of the same thing. DSM diagnoses are based on symptom presentation, not etiology, though, so it's kind of moot; the three presentations are different enough that you'd approach them differently, clinically. :dunno: