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http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-terrible-situations-socially-awkward-man/
I'm pretty sure this is code for Aspie. Funny stuff either way :)
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EEK I try to avoid all of them already
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That was brilliant. :lol:
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:agreed: :laugh:
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:green: :indeed:
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Actually the only thing bothering me is pissing together with other men. ???
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Actually the only thing bothering me is pissing together with other men. ???
In 4th grade I won a pissing contest. I could back away the farthest and still piss in the urinal. :thumbup: We got out of there before the custodian found the wet floor.
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Then you were :viking:
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Then you were :viking:
And the custodian was pissed. :2thumbsup: :pee:
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Then you were :viking:
And the custodian was pissed. :pee: :2thumbsup:
Yet still he kept a positive attitude, just look at him with his thumbs up! :2thumbsup:
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Then you were :viking:
And the custodian was pissed. :pee: :2thumbsup:
Yet still he kept a positive attitude, just look at him with his thumbs up! :2thumbsup:
I tried to change that but you were too quick. :lol: :plus:
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Then you were :viking:
And the custodian was pissed. :pee: :2thumbsup:
Yet still he kept a positive attitude, just look at him with his thumbs up! :2thumbsup:
I tried to change that but you were too quick. :lol: :plus:
Why would you want to change it? It's perfect! :green:
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Then you were :viking:
And the custodian was pissed. :pee: :2thumbsup:
Yet still he kept a positive attitude, just look at him with his thumbs up! :2thumbsup:
I tried to change that but you were too quick. :lol: :plus:
Why would you want to change it? It's perfect! :green:
Have you been hanging out with eris? :autism:
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Then you were :viking:
And the custodian was pissed. :pee: :2thumbsup:
Yet still he kept a positive attitude, just look at him with his thumbs up! :2thumbsup:
I tried to change that but you were too quick. :lol: :plus:
Why would you want to change it? It's perfect! :green:
Have you been hanging out with eris? :autism:
Just here, not IRL. We talk about church and whatnot. :angel:
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They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.
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They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.
So you're comfortable at a urinal? :zoinks:
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They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.
So you're comfortable at a urinal? :zoinks:
Oh sure, used to hang in the boys room all the time to smoke because the male teachers never went in there.
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They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.
So you're comfortable at a urinal? :zoinks:
Oh sure, used to hang in the boys room all the time to smoke because the male teachers never went in there.
:2thumbsup: I would :plus: you for that, but you are a strange chick.
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I know, right? :laugh:
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They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.
So you're comfortable at a urinal? :zoinks:
Oh sure, used to hang in the boys room all the time to smoke because the male teachers never went in there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zWw0Ru28w&feature=related
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I was in 9th grade when that ^^^ was popular.
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Motley Crue's version was more the right era, but yes, spot on.
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I was in 9th grade when that ^^^ was popular.
Did YOU like to smoke in the boys' room? :zoinks:
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I was in 9th grade when that ^^^ was popular.
Did YOU like to smoke in the boys' room? :zoinks:
I have smoked a few times in my life but tobacco never was that appealing to me.
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I was in 9th grade when that ^^^ was popular.
Did YOU like to smoke in the boys' room? :zoinks:
I have smoked a few times in my life but tobacco never was that appealing to me.
You can smoke other things, too. :stoned:
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I was in 9th grade when that ^^^ was popular.
Did YOU like to smoke in the boys' room? :zoinks:
I have smoked a few times in my life but tobacco never was that appealing to me.
You can smoke other things, too. :stoned:
:indeed: I have smoked lots of pot, hashish, hash oil and some angel dust in years past.
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They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.
QFT, I cut my own hair, and I HATE public restrooms. :laugh:
WTF is it with the baby thing though? Everytime I go somewhere someone sticks one of these in my lap. :laugh:
Last occasion I had to go to I ended up with my son & his friend, a 4 month old and 2 toddlers that wandered over (after smelling fear I presume), all for about 2 hours. :zombiefuck: Don't get me wrong, I was fine with my son at this stage, but with anyone else's kids I am always in the borderline panic zone, I muddle through but all the while I'm looking for the exit door.
....and all these older women that keep asking me wouldn't I love to have another one? I'm 44 for christ's sake, STFU already.
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Jack is a girl? :orly:
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Jack is a girl? :orly:
Even I knew that and I am a complete n00b
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Jack is a girl? :orly:
Even I knew that and I am a complete n00b
:lol:
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They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.
QFT, I cut my own hair, and I HATE public restrooms. :laugh:
WTF is it with the baby thing though? Everytime I go somewhere someone sticks one of these in my lap. :laugh:
Last occasion I had to go to I ended up with my son & his friend, a 4 month old and 2 toddlers that wandered over (after smelling fear I presume), all for about 2 hours. :zombiefuck: Don't get me wrong, I was fine with my son at this stage, but with anyone else's kids I am always in the borderline panic zone, I muddle through but all the while I'm looking for the exit door.
....and all these older women that keep asking me wouldn't I love to have another one? I'm 44 for christ's sake, STFU already.
:lol: at "smelling fear," I'm nervous around babies too. I've only ever held one in my life, and I was delighted to hand him back to his grandmother!
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They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.
QFT, I cut my own hair, and I HATE public restrooms. :laugh:
WTF is it with the baby thing though? Everytime I go somewhere someone sticks one of these in my lap. :laugh:
Last occasion I had to go to I ended up with my son & his friend, a 4 month old and 2 toddlers that wandered over (after smelling fear I presume), all for about 2 hours. :zombiefuck: Don't get me wrong, I was fine with my son at this stage, but with anyone else's kids I am always in the borderline panic zone, I muddle through but all the while I'm looking for the exit door.
....and all these older women that keep asking me wouldn't I love to have another one? I'm 44 for christ's sake, STFU already.
:lol: at "smelling fear," I'm nervous around babies too. I've only ever held one in my life, and I was delighted to hand him back to his grandmother!
I would have offered to let you hold mine, but she's gotten way too big for that now.
:laugh:
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They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.
QFT, I cut my own hair, and I HATE public restrooms. :laugh:
WTF is it with the baby thing though? Everytime I go somewhere someone sticks one of these in my lap. :laugh:
Last occasion I had to go to I ended up with my son & his friend, a 4 month old and 2 toddlers that wandered over (after smelling fear I presume), all for about 2 hours. :zombiefuck: Don't get me wrong, I was fine with my son at this stage, but with anyone else's kids I am always in the borderline panic zone, I muddle through but all the while I'm looking for the exit door.
....and all these older women that keep asking me wouldn't I love to have another one? I'm 44 for christ's sake, STFU already.
:lol: at "smelling fear," I'm nervous around babies too. I've only ever held one in my life, and I was delighted to hand him back to his grandmother!
I would have offered to let you hold mine, but she's gotten way too big for that now.
:laugh:
Believe me, it's just as well. I do fine with animals, but little humans make me very uncomfortable! :laugh:
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I am afraid of babies, and anyone under 10
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I am afraid of babies, and anyone under 10 inches
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Finally was able to read this link.
Yep, massages, never got the concept, ever. I can give them, no problems, but I prefer a different kind of touch.
Also, that guy is right, with the sexual arousal thing.
I find head massages at the hair dresser a bit like that....I'd so like to go with the moment...I'm sure I've held back a few little moans over the years!