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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Parts on January 07, 2016, 06:06:09 AM
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Oklahoma Jackpot Winner Dies After Gold Plating His Testicles
Justin Reiter from Tulsa, Oklahoma , died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate an astonishing $598,556 jackpot win.
According to friends, the 27-year-old was enamored with the 2002 movie comedy Goldmember—an Austin Powers parody of the Bond movie Goldfinger in which Powers is hunting a criminal mastermind who colors his victims' man parts in gold.
Justin started by painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, but quickly decided that a simple coloring wasn't enough: he needed to take it to the next level, he needed the real gold. To complete the makeshift operation, Reiter used a professional automotive gold plater that he borrowed from a garage. Unfortunately in the twelve hours following the procedure, Justing encountered a series of health issues that ultimately led to his death.
Autopsy reports shows that the actual cause of death was lead-based paint poisoning.
Dr Ian Joseffson of the Oklahoma Community Hospital warns of a growing trend of wannabie gangsters attempt the “deadly operation”.
Link (http://biglittletravel.com/a/gold-plated)
Sounds too much like an Onion story but it looks real :zombiefuck:
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In this day and age, nothing surprises me about people any more! If real, sign that person up for a Darwin Award!
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Snopes says it's fake...but I know people stupid enough to try this, so I have my doubts. :zoinks:
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In this day and age, nothing surprises me about people any more! If real, sign that person up for a Darwin Award!
Agreed, but I don't think he is real.