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Title: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: sg1008 on July 31, 2014, 12:08:44 AM
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Orlando Bloom reportedly tried to punch Justin Bieber in Spain
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Canadian pop star-cum international bad boy Justin Bieber has got the gossip-sphere abuzz once again this week after reportedly getting into a scuffle with actor Orlando Bloom.

Footage obtained by TMZ appears to show Bloom, 37, and Bieber, 20, coming face to face while partying at Cipriani restaurant in Ibiza, Spain early Wednesday morning.

Eyewitnesses told the celebrity gossip website that Bloom took a swing at Bieber during their altercation, and that Bieber left the restaurant shortly thereafter, prompting a round of applause from the crowd — which included Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Diddy.

"You can see Bloom deliver a right hand shove to Bieber's face, though Bieber's bodyguard appears to deflect the brunt of the blow," wrote TMZ of the video it published on July 29. "We're told Justin ducked the punch. That's where the video starts and you hear Justin scream, 'What's up b*tch?'"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jyuyP2lWMM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jyuyP2lWMM)

Tensions have reportedly been running high between Bieber and Bloom since 2012, when the singer was spotted getting chummy (or as many have reported it, "flirty") with Bloom's then-wife Miranda Kerr at a 2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show in New York City.

US Weekly reports that the incident may have lead to marital problems between Bloom and Kerr, who went on to separate in 2013.

Further fueling the fire, Bloom has been spotted on multiple occasions with Bieber's on-again-off-again ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez, 22.

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According to the New York Post's Page Six, the altercation took place when Bieber and his entourage — who had been seated away from the English actor— walked past Bloom's table.

"Justin was at one table, and Orlando was at another," an eye witness told Page Six. "But when Bieber and his party were later walking past Bloom’s table, Orlando refused to shake Bieber’s hand."

It was then that the men reportedly exchanged words.

"Bieber said something rude to Orlando, like 'she was good'" said the witness to Page Six, potentially alluding to Bloom's ex-wife.

One witness captured approximately 30 seconds of the confrontation on video before Bloom took a swing and posted it to Facebook. It was promptly ripped and uploaded by dozens of different YouTube accounts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YokdLXc0kuE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YokdLXc0kuE)

While a source "close to Bieber" alleged to Page Six that "Justin didn’t even know Orlando was there" and that "when they saw each other, it was Orlando who was just being an a-hole to Justin,” a saucy Instagram snap uploaded by Bieber following the incident has many around the web thinking the altercation was, in fact, provoked by Bieber's comments about Kerr.

Shortly after the video above surfaced online, Bieber Instagrammed a photo of the Australian supermodel in a bathing suit with a crown emoji as its caption. He later deleted the image.

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Bloom has yet to respond to the incident publicly, but Bieber posted the following message on Twitter after the videos leaked:

Quote from: Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
Keeping it positive

Many others on Twitter piped in with their thoughts on the fight, most of them making jokes or praising the Lord of The Rings star for attempting to lay into Bieber.

source (http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2014/07/orlando-bloom-reportedly-tried-to-punch-justin-bieber-in-spain.html)
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Lestat on July 31, 2014, 12:44:27 AM
Lol. Without bodyguards bieber would have gotten battered to fuck.

If I were married/with anyone, and the likes of that scrawny little faggot started making sexually insulting comments about her, well I myself wouldn't hesitate to knock the shit out of him (if I knocked it all out, hmm, maybe the world would get lucky and he would simply collapse like a tire innertube with a puncture and evaporate, without being supported by the internal hydrostatic pressure of all that fecal matter to act as filler)

The guy is a loudmouthed, moronic, overpaid talentless, limp-wristed little batty boy who needs his jaw slapping round so far he'd be able to insert his tongue, and clean out his own earwax.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: odeon on July 31, 2014, 01:32:03 AM
He should have had a gun. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Lestat on July 31, 2014, 03:25:58 AM
I'm going to make the sensible assumption that you mean orlando bloom should have gone strapped, not justlil' bleeder so my faith in the potential of humanity doesn't go and book a flight to switzerland and a ticket to dignitas:P

Aside from him just generally being a complete and utter aneuploid compulsive masturbator, and acting like an arrogant, stuck up sack of overpaid fermented urine, there is just SOMETHING about bieber that makes his face so very kickable, no?
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Parts on July 31, 2014, 05:02:54 AM
He should have had a gun. :zoinks:

Or his bow :zoinks: :zoinks:
(http://www.archery360.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Legolas-Photo-Squidoo.jpg)
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Jack on July 31, 2014, 05:14:44 AM
What's this crap?
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Parts on July 31, 2014, 05:38:31 AM
What's this crap?

Crap??? are you trying to make this into another poo thread :poop:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Jack on July 31, 2014, 05:55:40 AM
What's this crap?

Crap??? are you trying to make this into another poo thread :poop:
It's poo by default. :M
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Semicolon on July 31, 2014, 07:31:41 AM
It must be a slow news day in Canada. :P

What's this crap?

Crap??? are you trying to make this into another poo thread :poop:

Perhaps Jack is contractually obligated to ask that question in every thread on I2. :P
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on July 31, 2014, 08:01:35 AM
Aww. It's a shame I wasn't there to see it.

Bieber is one of the many reasons why I have no faith in the human race, so seeing him punched by Legolass would have been awesome to see up-close.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: sg1008 on July 31, 2014, 12:38:45 PM
What's this crap?

The Canadians are embarrassed again.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 31, 2014, 12:44:50 PM
A favorite quote from The Governor and JJ TV show:

"You can think it, you can look it, you can smile it, just don't say it." 

Timberlake should have been the adult he is.  Bieber will crash, burn and self-destruct soon enough.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Semicolon on July 31, 2014, 12:57:10 PM
A favorite quote from The Governor and JJ TV show:

"You can think it, you can look it, you can smile it, just don't say it." 

Timberlake should have been the adult he is.  Bieber will crash, burn and self-destruct soon enough.

Timberlake?

What's this crap?

The Canadians are embarrassed again.

They should be. :M
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 31, 2014, 12:58:40 PM
A favorite quote from The Governor and JJ TV show:

"You can think it, you can look it, you can smile it, just don't say it." 

Timberlake should have been the adult he is.  Bieber will crash, burn and self-destruct soon enough.

Timberlake?

What's this crap?

The Canadians are embarrassed again.

They should be. :M

Sorry, I obviously meant Bloom.  So many men, so little time to keep them all straight.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 31, 2014, 01:02:41 PM
  I would like to be photographed at a club   :flash:   putting my hand in someone's face!  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Semicolon on July 31, 2014, 01:29:00 PM
  I would like to be photographed at a club   :flash:   putting my hand in someone's face!  :2thumbsup:

Here you are, being photographed: :flash: :slap:

Perhaps you are :facepalm2:. :orly:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on July 31, 2014, 01:30:56 PM
What's this crap?

The Canadians are embarrassed again.

Justin Bieber was born in Canada, that's reason enough to be embarrassed.

Then again, both Wolverine and Deadpool are Canadian...So I suppose that makes up for it.

(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/254/d/d/dd7bf856a7a09d0f9aa8bab203fbdcce-d6lxhqn.jpg)
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: odeon on July 31, 2014, 11:30:26 PM
^Why you don't want to pretend you're Canadian while travelling.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on August 01, 2014, 03:45:11 AM
^Why you don't want to pretend you're Canadian while travelling.

 :lol1:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Jack on August 01, 2014, 01:44:40 PM
It must be a slow news day in Canada. :P

What's this crap?

Crap??? are you trying to make this into another poo thread :poop:

Perhaps Jack is contractually obligated to ask that question in every thread on I2. :P
Jack's contractual obligations are confidential. :M
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Lestat on August 01, 2014, 04:07:02 PM
If that annoying little squirt ducked, Bloom should have followed through with a few more, or just ran up and nutted the dickless little queer right in the ugly, faggot mush.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: sg1008 on August 01, 2014, 05:57:57 PM
If that annoying little squirt ducked, Bloom should have followed through with a few more, or just ran up and nutted the dickless little queer right in the ugly, faggot mush.

It doesn't seem like he ducked. His body guard deflected the blow.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Lestat on August 01, 2014, 06:18:27 PM
Doesn't surprise me.

Hopefully Bloom will bide his time, and get a clear shot sooner or later. The way Bieber has been gobbing off to him has earned him a clip round the ear for sure. If someone said the abusive things he did about Bloom's ex wife, to badmouth my dearest Heretic, they would be getting handed their ears in a doggy bag and a broken jaw, if they were lucky enough to catch me in a very good mood.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: odeon on August 01, 2014, 09:32:14 PM
I'd gladly help him hold the kid down. :P
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Lestat on August 01, 2014, 09:43:10 PM
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on August 02, 2014, 04:33:21 PM
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D

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Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: odeon on August 02, 2014, 05:55:08 PM
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D

It's more fun if he's being held down.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on August 05, 2014, 04:52:36 PM
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D

It's more fun if he's being held down.

Why not both?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: odeon on August 06, 2014, 08:39:44 PM
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D

It's more fun if he's being held down.

Why not both?  :dunno:

Fine by me.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on August 07, 2014, 05:10:34 AM
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D

It's more fun if he's being held down.

Why not both?  :dunno:

Fine by me.

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets and I take pictures.  :asthing:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: RageBeoulve on August 07, 2014, 07:55:37 AM
Why don't we just take a shit on him?
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: odeon on August 07, 2014, 06:18:06 PM
We can do that too.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: RageBeoulve on August 07, 2014, 06:43:12 PM
Well holy shit.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on August 08, 2014, 03:13:35 AM
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Semicolon on August 08, 2014, 05:46:01 AM
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on August 08, 2014, 07:33:29 AM
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure that a normal Canadian greeting also includes Wolverine  :asthing:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Lestat on August 12, 2014, 12:20:23 AM
Nah, don't take a shite on the little aneuploid sack of fermented dog piss, that would make my nunchaku all messy, I don't want them covered in feces thank ye very much :autism:

And scratch the screwdriver too come to think of it. My little gas-powered soldering iron would be perfect for slowly torturing bieber. Real handy little tool, glad I got it, its the size of a large, fat pen, runs on butane or similar volatile hydrocarbons, fills up just like a refillable lighter, and runs for ages. Real handy for when I find plumbing in abandoned buildings, or if I find a TV or microwave in a dumpster, its perfect for making off with the high voltage, high capacitance caps in such appliances. Much neater than a pair of cutters, just break the casing open and desolder the bits that are wanted.

Or of course, perfect for slowly burning bits off an aneuploid bitch manchild failure at life and general turd floating in the shallow end of the gene pool :P
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 12, 2014, 01:32:23 AM
You are all going about this all wrong.  Just kill the guy by totally ignoring him.  The bewilderment and humiliation will kill him.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on August 12, 2014, 05:48:30 AM
You are all going about this all wrong.  Just kill the guy by totally ignoring him.  The bewilderment and humiliation will kill him.

That won't stop his screaming, rabid fangirls.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Semicolon on August 12, 2014, 07:04:54 AM
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure that a normal Canadian greeting also includes Wolverine  :asthing:

I live in the country next to Canada. :M
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: odeon on August 13, 2014, 05:15:20 PM
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M

Or to people pretending to be Canadians when travelling.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: odeon on August 13, 2014, 05:16:17 PM
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure that a normal Canadian greeting also includes Wolverine  :asthing:

I live in the country next to Canada. :M

OMG, so Justin Bieber is your NEIGHBOUR? :GA:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Gopher Gary on August 13, 2014, 07:47:00 PM
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M

Or to people pretending to be Canadians when travelling.

And people pretending to be Calandale.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: renaeden on August 15, 2014, 01:28:14 AM
You are all going about this all wrong.  Just kill the guy by totally ignoring him.  The bewilderment and humiliation will kill him.
That won't stop his screaming, rabid fangirls.
This is supposed to include his screaming fangirls. Imagine if no one turned up at his concerts but crickets?
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on August 15, 2014, 09:07:12 AM
You are all going about this all wrong.  Just kill the guy by totally ignoring him.  The bewilderment and humiliation will kill him.
That won't stop his screaming, rabid fangirls.
This is supposed to include his screaming fangirls. Imagine if no one turned up at his concerts but crickets?

Those screaming, rabid fangirls have no concept of music though. They'll always turn up to his concerts. They are wastes of oxygen and shouldn't be allowed to breed.  :hitler:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Semicolon on August 15, 2014, 11:31:12 AM
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure that a normal Canadian greeting also includes Wolverine  :asthing:

I live in the country next to Canada. :M

OMG, so Justin Bieber is your NEIGHBOUR? :GA:

I am in America, so Justin Bieber is my neighbor.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 15, 2014, 11:33:54 AM
He lives in driving distance of me.

Perhaps I should go throw eggs at his house.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on August 15, 2014, 12:41:27 PM
He lives in driving distance of me.

Perhaps I should go throw eggs at his house.  :zoinks:

Why not throw Weebles instead?  :cbc:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: odeon on August 15, 2014, 12:59:02 PM
That would be too cruel.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Arya Quinn on August 15, 2014, 01:06:27 PM
That would be too cruel.

The brave Weeble warriors will not die in vain  :cbc:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: renaeden on August 16, 2014, 12:46:05 AM
I don't know anyone that actually likes the guy.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Lestat on August 16, 2014, 12:58:19 AM
Just go find the nearest population of screaming drunken obnoxious, immature 12yo fangirls:P

(don't forget to pack a variety of interesting and creative hunting armament, to reduce the population. Although I figure it will happen on its own over time, as anyone dumb enough to be a bieber fan is most unlikely to be able to breed with other higher primates of any kind )
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: sg1008 on August 16, 2014, 01:59:30 PM
So...is DanYellow the same as Pendejo and the Driver?  :GA:

Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Jack on August 16, 2014, 02:05:41 PM
Yes. Pay attention to the custom title.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 11, 2014, 12:23:42 PM
Orlando Bloom is my favorite actor because of this.   8)
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: odeon on November 12, 2014, 01:01:44 AM
Academy Award stuff. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Bastet on January 03, 2017, 06:45:24 PM
Justin Bieber hate :D
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 04, 2017, 07:54:37 AM
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCZyvT7IoE0  :trollface:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on January 04, 2017, 12:26:32 PM
Whatever happened to Justin Bieber getting deported??
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: odeon on January 04, 2017, 02:28:51 PM
You can keep him. :trollface:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2017, 05:22:07 PM
Whatever happened to Justin Bieber getting deported??
His offenses aren't grounds for deportation. He has no felony convictions, though if he accumulates enough misdemeanor convictions he could be.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Bastet on January 04, 2017, 06:23:18 PM
Whatever happened to Justin Bieber getting deported??
His offenses aren't grounds for deportation. He has no felony convictions, though if he accumulates enough misdemeanor convictions he could be.

Maybe sjws can start a petition about him being "problematic". :zoinks:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2017, 07:02:41 PM
Whatever happened to Justin Bieber getting deported??
His offenses aren't grounds for deportation. He has no felony convictions, though if he accumulates enough misdemeanor convictions he could be.

Maybe sjws can start a petition about him being "problematic". :zoinks:
They already did. :laugh: That's how the news stories about him being deported started in the first place.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Bastet on January 04, 2017, 07:04:41 PM
Whatever happened to Justin Bieber getting deported??
His offenses aren't grounds for deportation. He has no felony convictions, though if he accumulates enough misdemeanor convictions he could be.

Maybe sjws can start a petition about him being "problematic". :zoinks:
They already did. :laugh: That's how the news stories about him being deported started in the first place.

Petitions seldom work. Whiners.
(http://i.imgur.com/Ol5R9Me.jpg)
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 04, 2017, 07:05:34 PM
I'm gonna start a petition to build a wall around him.   :zoinks:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Lestat on January 05, 2017, 04:13:12 AM
I'd sooner hamstring justin testinal effluent...err..bieber, sorry so the little snot cannae' make a run for it, and rather than build a wall around him, avoid wasting perfectly good cement by taking aforementioned overgrown egotistical toddler and general noxious defaecation upon all that is acceptable and decent upon the face of his planet, to a site where construction work is already underway, and building him INTO the wall; in order that he may be slowly broiled alive by the setting concrete in his own coagulated ego-plasm and if being cooked alive doesn't finish him off (we can but hope) then when it DOES set, he'd end up having the breath crushed out of him excruciatingly slowly.

I'm a belieber.  In breaking him in whatever creative ways requisite to fit him into a shoebox, and mailed to hell with an accompanying note that says 'package returned to sender, unopened; at least, to a degree'
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on January 05, 2017, 04:32:41 AM
^You're often times a more coherent Francis E. Dec.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Lestat on January 05, 2017, 05:39:49 AM
I am unfamiliar with the name. In a nutshell??
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 05, 2017, 08:49:12 PM
I am unfamiliar with the name. In a nutshell??

Nutshell is a pretty good explanation.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Lestat on January 08, 2017, 11:42:28 AM
The expression 'in a nutshell', means to summarize. Never heard of the bugger.
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 08, 2017, 12:55:44 PM
The expression 'in a nutshell', means to summarize. Never heard of the bugger.

Yeah I know what in a nutshell means, and nutshell is still a good summarization. He was a presumed nutter, but except for a few nutty things he wrote there's not really much legitimate information available about him other than his name, place and date of birth.  :dunno: If you want to read his nutty rantings, or people's speculations about him, then google is your friend.  :google:
Title: Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
Post by: Lestat on January 15, 2017, 08:05:02 AM
I really can't be arsed.