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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: Randy on October 30, 2007, 12:02:12 PM

Title: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on October 30, 2007, 12:02:12 PM: You are an asshole.

You have not said one nice thing to me, you lack tact in particular. Basically, I don't like you going around telling me how stupid I am, and then when I defend myself, you have a fit, and that is hypocritical. I do remember far back when you were daiting Sean, and I was flirting with you, but you said I didn't need to know about him. ASSHOLE! I should not have to hear how annoying I am when you did all that shit to me. I have worked hard to help myself, so I would not bother anyone, and I did a real good job, but you continued. I meditated first to clear my thoughts, and this is what I came up with.
I did notice something though, seasonal allergies trigger trauma. Its related to the immune system, and I had cancer in it. So seasonal allergies can provoke me to act bipolar, but I can controll my behavior. Bad lifestyle choices makes me circum to it, but I feel fine without meds, in controll. Awarness rises, building up my ability to cope, when I identify issues. I was told that people with bipolar disorder can't controll themselves without meds, but then how come I can?, I mean its for defensive purposes, but I can controll it. I wonder if that is bullshit, and I bet at least some of that is all about what you believe. My mom needs a scheduel not me, so I am wondering if that was part of the discrete personality disorder or attention defficet disorder. I get by just fine without one now, but before, well I am just saying. I have had accidental ingestion of wheat products, a drop, and I got a small whole in my tonge the next day, and perhaps that was the cause of the attention deficeit disorder. I don't agree with AS or HFA part. I don't feel the attention deficiet part either no more, but the trauma remains. However, things are much improved.I don't get wrapped up in dx's and constantly poke fun at people, that is rude, at least not without tact, but even then I don't over do it. I think part of the reason for the typo is so help prevent me from triggering a traumatic memory, but again, I don't want to get too wrapped up. I am enjoying my life quite a bit more these days.

I forgive as always ;D
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on October 30, 2007, 12:40:20 PM: /me would appreciate more tact from Assfairy.
/me thinks your a great person otherwise, and similar to me in many ways.
/me remembers how you lent a helping hand out to him, and I love you for that.
I know ways to disabled bipolars, just offer them a hug, see if that don't change their thoughts and calmn them down. He did that to his mom a few times to make things right. Sometimes its best to sit back, listen, and don't say a thing.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Christopher McCandless on October 30, 2007, 01:04:57 PM: Who is assfairy? ???
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 01:40:35 PM: LMAO.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Lucifer on October 30, 2007, 01:54:15 PM: does having your "tonge" pierced give you ADHD, then? ???
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 02:24:48 PM: Quote from: GallieoAce on October 30, 2007, 01:04:57 PM
Who is assfairy? ???
Judging from what he had to say about them it could be any number of members :laugh:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 03:09:52 PM: What is the problem, my son? Have I not been providing you with sufficient ass?
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Christopher McCandless on October 30, 2007, 03:14:05 PM: Are all these numbers we have been assigned raffle tickets, where one lucky winner is the subject of this callout?
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 03:20:30 PM: I guess it's against ALL of us.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Soph on October 30, 2007, 03:40:03 PM: what did the ass fairies ever do to you? ???
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 30, 2007, 03:42:34 PM: he was talking about me, since i'm the one who "daited" sean. in that case, i should be Ass Fairy, not Ass Fairy7. :laugh:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 03:47:00 PM: How should we know?
Our name is legion.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 30, 2007, 03:48:51 PM: Oh well. 7 is supposed to be a lucky number.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 03:50:45 PM: Plus, between all of us, we may defeat flo's mighty intellect.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 30, 2007, 03:51:45 PM: :laugh:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:21:47 PM: WE ARE TEH ASS FAIRY. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 04:22:11 PM: ASS FAIRY PWNG.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:25:25 PM: EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 04:28:59 PM: WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

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Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 04:29:37 PM: We live where you know.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:35:04 PM: we live you know where. where the sun don't shine. in the assland, that's where we live! :notes:

:booty:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Janicka on October 30, 2007, 05:15:17 PM: God! This place is full of Ass Fairies now!!! :lol:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: jman on October 30, 2007, 05:28:52 PM: where did all these ass fairies come from? ???
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Callaway on October 30, 2007, 05:31:22 PM: Quote from: jman on October 30, 2007, 05:28:52 PM
where did all these ass fairies come from? ???

A few people's idea of a joke, Jman.

I was made the former Ass Fairy 11 by someone other than myself, but I switched back to Callaway.

There are more than a dozen Ass Fairies right now, I think.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 05:32:16 PM: you cannot stop us. >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:02:10 PM: Those who were selected to be ass fairies,
and turned down the honor are worse than
the wannabees.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 30, 2007, 06:03:27 PM: :LMAO:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 06:03:34 PM: Hey, I don't wannabe an ass fairy, I just wouldn't mind frolicking with some of you. ;)
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 06:04:31 PM: Frolicking is what ass fairies do best.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:23:13 PM: Frau licking?
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 06:24:32 PM: *gets a semi*
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:30:26 PM: (http://www.spacecraftmfg.com/images/10-8-02%20semi%20exterior%20MH.jpg)

Up the ass.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: jman on October 30, 2007, 06:57:10 PM: Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 30, 2007, 06:02:10 PM
Those who were selected to be ass fairies,
and turned down the honor are worse than
the wannabees.

I think I'll stay off the bandwagon
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 07:06:22 PM: Maybe you'll get lucky, when the o-man shows.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: DirtDawg on October 30, 2007, 07:11:31 PM: Obviously Randy has had enough of me. I have been pwned.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 07:22:04 PM: Impossible! The ass fairies CAN'T be pwnd.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Janicka on October 30, 2007, 10:05:13 PM: Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 30, 2007, 06:23:13 PM
Frau licking?

Clever - :plus:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on October 31, 2007, 10:14:55 AM: Ah good joke :laugh:

Half assed if you ask me, because I forgive people, that calmns me down. Meditation to, so even when I take cayenne pepper, tired, or otherwise I am happy anyway.

How you would expect to bother me when I have so much controll is beyond me.

Ass fairys make me horny. >:D
So does meditation, apples, meat, and pratically anything else.

You fuck with me, I will spank all the ass fairies away :laugh:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: SovaNu on October 31, 2007, 10:16:27 AM: spank us, baby. >:D
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 31, 2007, 10:22:45 AM: Will you spank the ass fairy lovers too? :eyelash:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on October 31, 2007, 10:25:48 AM: I adapt, so something that may not turn me on, will turn me on. Sex is my thing, but somethings I won't do even if you pay me. Certain things Jessica wants me to do, but I won't go into them.

Meat? I had a fuckn can a of tuna for lunch, with DHA and EPA supplement (2.4grams). DHA and EPA are good for sperm, and I tend to want :wanker: after that supplement. Alfalfa (30grams, minimum 6 grams I think) Has alot of zinc in it. Alfalfa is a supergreen food, and I think the zinc is makes me want to jack off. Alfalfa reduces appetite, and promotes good mood. Meat has alot of zinc in it to, and so does my multivitamin (22.5mg 150% daily value of zinc, with another jack off helper, ginko biloba extract.) I have to get rid of the zinc some how :wanker: or it turns from an antioxidant to an oxidant. I am not quite sure on that, that being the cause.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on October 31, 2007, 10:27:28 AM: What the fuck, don't agitate me :wanker: :laugh:

Welll, see? I am already going. Its harder for me not to care who I hurt with my perverted jokes.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 31, 2007, 10:30:16 AM: Here cum the ass fairies,
deep in yer butthole.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on October 31, 2007, 10:36:43 AM: They prefer you more, because I don't wipe my ass :laugh:

See I just don't care! :laugh:

I did really, I always did, its just that I diahrrea, so it looked like I didn't. Sea algae can cause that, when you first start using it. Detoxification you know.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: The_P on October 31, 2007, 10:47:36 AM: Diarrhea, you dipshit. Diarrhea...
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on October 31, 2007, 10:52:38 AM: Me doesnt get overstimulated by such things.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 31, 2007, 11:01:28 AM: Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on October 31, 2007, 10:36:43 AM
They prefer you more, because I don't wipe my ass :laugh:

But, we subsist on nice warm feces.
We're infesting your ass, and you don't
like it.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on October 31, 2007, 11:19:43 AM: when me thinks about Carla is is reminded of his mom.. scary!
Both of you are out of controll at times, but its ok, I understand, we all have our issues. The generalized disregard for my feelings is what gets me. The stigmatizing, its so annoying. Your both overweight, no offense to either of you. I want everything to be equal, that way I have decent challenge in life. Its like the sensory isolation chambers they used to use for autistic patients, they soon grew less able to adapt to life. The thought of that is scary enough. I am just like my mom, I have to have fuckn noise. Music helps, but its not someone nice to talk to. Its not someone I can share my happiness with. Jessica is going through a tough time, but I forgive her. She ignores me months on end, and now I see why. I told her in these tough times, its not always you. I don't really get offended though because I am self actualizing. There are other times when she begs for my attention, and its kind of cute. Its on surprise to me, I mean I have been hurt by others so many times, times when people where immature. They still try, but they learn after I am not neive. Depends what kind of mood I am in if I let them go easy or not. I always forgive, eventually,
because that is what is best for me. Its that begging for my attention and what my mom does to me that makes me fell loved. Its disfunctional, but it was all I had, adapt or die. Things are different these days, when
I straighten myself out those bad moods are seen as sadness and less as love. I associate bad things with love because that is all I was given. Me as my younger self didn't know what to make of it. This comes out into the kinky sexual ideas like handcuffs. I am not sure I like being spanked, as I bruise easily, even though its firm from exercise. I don't like welts and bruises on my hard work. I don't like the shaving injuries on my belly, I need to go easier. I cut down there to from shaving. Jessica didn't like the hair, and I didn't either to a degree.
/me will buy chamomile tea this month, as it stimulates a harmone that rejuvinates hair and skin. It creates a mild euphoria to that makes me want to have sex. Chamomile tea makes me sweat alot. Fat souble toxins such as food pesticides come out that way. I can't wait to have money. Ocean potion has extract of chamomile in it, but I want more. I will buy some astragulus extract to, so I can filter my lymphyoctes out. I don't like my body responding to alllergens or food proteins. Something tells me the immune system needs up regulating. You bastards let a cold sore out, and you are did not kill the virus. Get your ass in gear before I smack it :wanker:
/me imagines himself full of energy that makes him stronger. Get to work, you fuckas! Kill the fuckn virus.

To perfect from exercise, don't touch my ass. I don't have bowel problems no more, I took a probiotic for 3 months, 15 billon cfu's.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 31, 2007, 11:30:34 AM: The ass fairies will help you achieve anal rapture.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 31, 2007, 12:11:52 PM: Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 31, 2007, 11:30:34 AM
The ass fairies will help you achieve anal rapture.

Fuck me I nearly did literally piss myself laughing then. :laugh:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Coral on October 31, 2007, 12:15:49 PM: That's a great idea Flo keep taking what money you do get and buy supplements, to hell with bills right ::)
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 31, 2007, 12:17:24 PM: Quote from: Go Fuck Your Mother!!!!!!!!!! on October 31, 2007, 12:15:49 PM
That's a great idea Flo keep taking what money you do get and buy supplements, to hell with bills right ::)

Hey you're not an ass fairy or an ass fairly lover, you can't respond to this call out- read the title :P
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 31, 2007, 12:23:06 PM: Quote from: Fuck my ass, fairy!! on October 31, 2007, 12:11:52 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 31, 2007, 11:30:34 AM
The ass fairies will help you achieve anal rapture.

Fuck me I nearly did literally piss myself laughing then. :laugh:

Dammit! The first response was supposed to be to change
rapture to rupture. >:D
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 31, 2007, 12:25:31 PM: Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 31, 2007, 12:23:06 PM
Quote from: Fuck my ass, fairy!! on October 31, 2007, 12:11:52 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 31, 2007, 11:30:34 AM
The ass fairies will help you achieve anal rapture.

Fuck me I nearly did literally piss myself laughing then. :laugh:

Dammit! The first response was supposed to be to change
rapture to rupture. >:D

Dunc was going to do that when he came online- he looked over my shoulder at your post and that's exactly what he said he was going to do. Bit of an obvious response though when you really think about it :P
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on October 31, 2007, 12:31:47 PM: I figured, but I set these things up.
Usually, someone does them.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: ozymandias on October 31, 2007, 05:10:56 PM: Quote from: Fuck my ass, fairy!! on October 30, 2007, 06:03:34 PM
Hey, I don't wannabe an ass fairy, I just wouldn't mind frolicking with some of you. ;)

OH BABY< YES, YES, YES, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS :squit: :tongue: :drool:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 31, 2007, 05:13:51 PM: Grrrrrrroowwlll :-*
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: ozymandias on October 31, 2007, 05:52:01 PM: Quote from: Fuck my ass, fairy!! on October 31, 2007, 05:13:51 PM
Grrrrrrroowwlll :-*

**Cougar woman stalks her prey**

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on November 01, 2007, 11:45:31 AM: I don't care what you or mom says, I have learned to ignore you and her when your like that. You need to learn some coping strategies and put them into practice like mom. Mom is not going to have a stroke because of fate like she thinks, she will have a stroke because she is not helping herself. I just don't get why its so hard to controll your mood, bipolar or not. You need to calmn down before you make judgements about other people. I see I have tell you the same thing I tell mom, because I care about both of you, annoying as you are.
/me AllDayGlowRandy]prioritized the bills this morning with reduction of rent down to $26.

A shit list won't do anyone any good, as they can post a pm where everyone can see it.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 11:49:58 AM: :minusevil: Please quote when you're
going off spam. :laugh:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on November 01, 2007, 11:51:50 AM: /me finds spankens midly aurosing. Its a hand off and on, I would rather have some constant touch. I was thinking about it this morning, being hornier do to coping. I swear, after I stop meditating it feels like an orgasm. I feel totally drunk the rest of the day, and am easily aurosed.

no
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 11:53:21 AM: Ass fairy attack!
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on November 01, 2007, 11:54:17 AM: /me thinks Peaguy should get a brain, or learn to adapt.

Quotes can kiss my ass, and I will like that to. If I don't quote, its next to what I am refering to, otherwise it would be too cum her some/ Cumbersome. :laugh:

What are they going to do, shit on each other?
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 12:04:36 PM: Quote from: ozymandias on October 31, 2007, 05:52:01 PM
Quote from: Fuck my ass, fairy!! on October 31, 2007, 05:13:51 PM
Grrrrrrroowwlll :-*

**Cougar woman stalks her prey**

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

So your statement was about THIS?

Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on November 01, 2007, 11:45:31 AM
I don't care what you or mom says, I have learned to ignore you and her when your like that. You need to learn some coping strategies and put them into practice like mom. Mom is not going to have a stroke because of fate like she thinks, she will have a stroke because she is not helping herself. I just don't get why its so hard to controll your mood, bipolar or not. You need to calmn down before you make judgements about other people. I see I have tell you the same thing I tell mom, because I care about both of you, annoying as you are.
/me AllDayGlowRandy]prioritized the bills this morning with reduction of rent down to $26.

A shit list won't do anyone any good, as they can post a pm where everyone can see it.

Damn. You make less than no sense.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 12:07:54 PM: If that's the case I think he has me confused with SG.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 12:21:53 PM: Or his mom. Or something.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 12:44:08 PM: Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 01, 2007, 12:21:53 PM
Or his mom. Or something.

I'd rather not go there, thank you very much.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 12:45:29 PM: I guess that's something only ass fairies dare.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: maldoror on November 01, 2007, 01:02:32 PM: I love Randy's non-sense-making-ness. But then again, I'm into anything surreal. He should write a book.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 01:11:59 PM: ::)

You don't belong in this debate, any longer.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on November 01, 2007, 01:12:50 PM: Look on to yourself, I am not sure what your problem is, but please try.

Did you get counseling?
Is have a disability so much that you have trouble introspecting, like a perceptual defense or something?

At any rate, I want things to be equal.

Mom is going to have a heart attack. My sister was the one I was talking about, that shockes me you could not get it.

I don't like that, that is why I am trying to be a doc of some kind, I mean the confusion.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 01:15:30 PM: Given your above statement,
this is directed at me. So, here
goes. *sigh*

Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on November 01, 2007, 01:12:50 PM
Look on to yourself, I am not sure what your problem is, but please try.

My ass itches.
Quote
Did you get counseling?

Yeah. didn't help. Wanna rim me?

Quote
Is have a disability so much that you have trouble introspecting, like a perceptual defense or something?

I'm pretty introspective. If that's what you're asking.

Quote
At any rate, I want things to be equal.

THAT sounds boring.
Quote
Mom is going to have a heart attack. My sister was the one I was talking about, that shockes me you could not get it.

Well, you really didn't tell me. How should I have known?

I don't like that, that is why I am trying to be a doc of some kind, I mean the confusion.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on November 01, 2007, 01:18:17 PM: It was close enough, but I see your disablity got in the way. Wow that must suck, no offense.

Don't you have your mom to rim you?
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 01:21:00 PM: Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on November 01, 2007, 01:18:17 PM
It was close enough, but I see your disablity got in the way. Wow that must suck, no offense.

Yeah. It makes sitting unpleasant.

Quote
Don't you have your mom to rim you?

No. I'm not as close with mine,
as you are with yours. :-[
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on November 01, 2007, 01:23:11 PM: I don't get close for good reasons, its safer for me.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 01:24:35 PM: Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on November 01, 2007, 01:23:11 PM
I don't get close for good reasons, its safer for me.

Condoms make things safer. Please use them.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 01, 2007, 01:47:53 PM: Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 01, 2007, 01:24:35 PM
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on November 01, 2007, 01:23:11 PM
I don't get close for good reasons, its safer for me.

Condoms make things safer. Please use them.
You dont like the idea of Flospawn?
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 02:39:41 PM: Quote from: Ass Fairy 6 on November 01, 2007, 01:47:53 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 01, 2007, 01:24:35 PM
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on November 01, 2007, 01:23:11 PM
I don't get close for good reasons, its safer for me.

Condoms make things safer. Please use them.
You dont like the idea of Flospawn?

Well, that too. I was just suggesting
that if he's afraid of catching diseases
with the object of his affection, he could
use them.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on November 02, 2007, 11:29:05 AM: I bet the secret reason you want me to use a condom is so you can lick it after I am done.

I would tell you to use a condom to, but you don't need them with butt plugs. Now you don't have to worry about a woman calling you, and I bet you were not that worried to begin with, but just encase some crazy assfairy woman calls you, you can talk about buttplugs.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 11:54:09 AM: Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on November 02, 2007, 11:29:05 AM
I bet the secret reason you want me to use a condom is so you can lick it after I am done.

I would tell you to use a condom to, but you don't need them with butt plugs. Now you don't have to worry about a woman calling you, and I bet you were not that worried to begin with, but just encase some crazy assfairy woman calls you, you can talk about buttplugs.
:LMAO: :plus:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on November 02, 2007, 12:10:23 PM: You can put the condom full of cum on your head after, so woman don't have to look at you.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Randy on November 02, 2007, 12:30:19 PM: /me is so horny he could scream.

Last night it felt like an emergency.
/me is so horny its almost like a drunkeness.
/me had an orgasm so bad one time it almost made me want to stop jacking off. He giggled after, and normally, at least now, he don't do that.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: McGiver on November 27, 2007, 07:59:40 AM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 02:24:48 PM
Quote from: GallieoAce on October 30, 2007, 01:04:57 PM
Who is assfairy? ???
Judging from what he had to say about them it could be any number of members :laugh:
it's not me.

i'm anus fairy.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 27, 2007, 10:16:31 PM: Quote from: McJagger on November 27, 2007, 07:59:40 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 02:24:48 PM
Quote from: GallieoAce on October 30, 2007, 01:04:57 PM
Who is assfairy? ???
Judging from what he had to say about them it could be any number of members :laugh:
it's not me.

i'm anus fairy.

Yes. Yes you are now. :laugh:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: SovaNu on November 27, 2007, 11:34:41 PM: :clap:

you need a more suitable avie.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Calandale on November 28, 2007, 12:29:38 AM: I'll leave that to you.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Adam on December 12, 2009, 06:36:44 AM: i
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Adam on December 12, 2009, 06:37:01 AM: i think
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: punkdrew on December 12, 2009, 06:55:12 AM: Quote from: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:23:13 PM
Frau licking?

Fraulicking, in the grass, a lass ass.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on January 23, 2015, 02:38:17 PM: Randy obviously won this call-out. :M
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Hannah on January 26, 2015, 04:57:00 PM: ok why bumping the old threads...I do not get it... :headhurts:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Arya Quinn on January 26, 2015, 05:08:02 PM: Quote from: Hannah on January 26, 2015, 04:57:00 PM
ok why bumping the old threads...I do not get it... :headhurts:

There are some questions we never get the answer too, why Scrappy necrobumps all the time is one of them. :dunno:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: odeon on January 27, 2015, 01:05:14 AM: Quote from: Hannah on January 26, 2015, 04:57:00 PM
ok why bumping the old threads...I do not get it... :headhurts:

The legend states that if one unlocks them in the right order, all the mysteries of the universe are revealed.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Arya Quinn on January 27, 2015, 09:37:20 AM: Quote from: odeon on January 27, 2015, 01:05:14 AM
Quote from: Hannah on January 26, 2015, 04:57:00 PM
ok why bumping the old threads...I do not get it... :headhurts:

The legend states that if one unlocks them in the right order, all the mysteries of the universe are revealed.

Do we want Scrappy to have that much power though? :dunno:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Jack on January 27, 2015, 07:52:26 PM: Quote from: Some_Bloke on January 27, 2015, 09:37:20 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 27, 2015, 01:05:14 AM
Quote from: Hannah on January 26, 2015, 04:57:00 PM
ok why bumping the old threads...I do not get it... :headhurts:

The legend states that if one unlocks them in the right order, all the mysteries of the universe are revealed.

Do we want Scrappy to have that much power though? :dunno:

You could attempt unlocking the mysteries of the universe too. Bump some stuff. :laugh:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 28, 2015, 05:07:28 AM: I own the universe

it belongs to me

ya'll just borrowing it.

In fact, I own you too. All of you. You're welcome.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Arya Quinn on January 28, 2015, 07:11:26 AM: Quote from: ZEGH8578 on January 28, 2015, 05:07:28 AM
I own the universe

it belongs to me

ya'll just borrowing it.

In fact, I own you too. All of you. You're welcome.

Then do us all a favour. Destroy the Earth :M

Quote from: Jack on January 27, 2015, 07:52:26 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on January 27, 2015, 09:37:20 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 27, 2015, 01:05:14 AM
Quote from: Hannah on January 26, 2015, 04:57:00 PM
ok why bumping the old threads...I do not get it... :headhurts:

The legend states that if one unlocks them in the right order, all the mysteries of the universe are revealed.

Do we want Scrappy to have that much power though? :dunno:

You could attempt unlocking the mysteries of the universe too. Bump some stuff. :laugh:

I don't want that much power. I'd go mad with it :GA:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 28, 2015, 07:15:46 AM: Quote from: Some_Bloke on January 28, 2015, 07:11:26 AM
Then do us all a favour. Destroy the Earth :M

The earth is my favorite.

I wonder if I could tho. Better get my Xslzunqat-hat on, and figure something out!
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 28, 2015, 08:44:45 PM: Quote from: ZEGH8578 on January 28, 2015, 05:07:28 AM
I own the universe

it belongs to me

ya'll just borrowing it.

In fact, I own you too. All of you. You're welcome.

If you're claiming to be god, then you better have a good excuse for yourself. :hahaha:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: renaeden on January 28, 2015, 10:20:56 PM: I remember that I was Ass Fairy 17. ;)
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 29, 2015, 04:44:44 AM: Quote from: Gopher Gary on January 28, 2015, 08:44:45 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on January 28, 2015, 05:07:28 AM
I own the universe

it belongs to me

ya'll just borrowing it.

In fact, I own you too. All of you. You're welcome.

If you're claiming to be god, then you better have a good excuse for yourself. :hahaha:

I didn't create the universe!
I own it :)
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 29, 2015, 08:23:53 PM: Quote from: renaeden on January 28, 2015, 10:20:56 PM
I remember that I was Ass Fairy 17. ;)

You used to have the username Ass Fairy? :orly:

Quote from: ZEGH8578 on January 29, 2015, 04:44:44 AM

I didn't create the universe!
I own it :)

Did you steal it from god when he wasn't looking? :orly:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: renaeden on January 30, 2015, 06:27:18 AM: Quote from: Gopher Gary on January 29, 2015, 08:23:53 PM
Quote from: renaeden on January 28, 2015, 10:20:56 PM
I remember that I was Ass Fairy 17. ;)

You used to have the username Ass Fairy? :orly:

I did for a short period of time. A lot of us were Ass Fairies followed by a number. I can't remember why it happened!
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 30, 2015, 05:26:39 PM: Quote from: renaeden on January 30, 2015, 06:27:18 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on January 29, 2015, 08:23:53 PM
Quote from: renaeden on January 28, 2015, 10:20:56 PM
I remember that I was Ass Fairy 17. ;)

You used to have the username Ass Fairy? :orly:

I did for a short period of time. A lot of us were Ass Fairies followed by a number. I can't remember why it happened!

You can still be my Ass Fairy. :eyelash:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Arya Quinn on January 30, 2015, 07:56:26 PM: Quote from: ZEGH8578 on January 29, 2015, 04:44:44 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on January 28, 2015, 08:44:45 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on January 28, 2015, 05:07:28 AM
I own the universe

it belongs to me

ya'll just borrowing it.

In fact, I own you too. All of you. You're welcome.

If you're claiming to be god, then you better have a good excuse for yourself. :hahaha:

I didn't create the universe!
I own it :)

If you're God, then you're a monster. >:D
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: odeon on February 01, 2015, 02:06:00 AM: Quote from: renaeden on January 30, 2015, 06:27:18 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on January 29, 2015, 08:23:53 PM
Quote from: renaeden on January 28, 2015, 10:20:56 PM
I remember that I was Ass Fairy 17. ;)

You used to have the username Ass Fairy? :orly:

I did for a short period of time. A lot of us were Ass Fairies followed by a number. I can't remember why it happened!

Calandale and Hadron fooled around with the admin panel, I think.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Hannah on February 01, 2015, 02:46:25 AM: Quote from: odeon on February 01, 2015, 02:06:00 AM
Quote from: renaeden on January 30, 2015, 06:27:18 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on January 29, 2015, 08:23:53 PM
Quote from: renaeden on January 28, 2015, 10:20:56 PM
I remember that I was Ass Fairy 17. ;)

You used to have the username Ass Fairy? :orly:

I did for a short period of time. A lot of us were Ass Fairies followed by a number. I can't remember why it happened!

Calandale and Hadron fooled around with the admin panel, I think.

Now that is funny :zoinks:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: odeon on February 01, 2015, 02:52:39 AM: Funnier now than at the time. They made a mess but weren't particularly interested in cleaning up.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Hannah on February 01, 2015, 02:53:32 AM: Quote from: odeon on February 01, 2015, 02:52:39 AM
Funnier now than at the time. They made a mess but weren't particularly interested in cleaning up.

ah don't you hate that?! gosh... :headhurts:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 23, 2015, 03:40:54 PM: Quote from: odeon on February 01, 2015, 02:52:39 AM
Funnier now than at the time. They made a mess but weren't particularly interested in cleaning up.
It was very reversible -- I think.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 23, 2015, 06:41:45 PM: Quote from: Christopher McCandless on July 23, 2015, 03:40:54 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 01, 2015, 02:52:39 AM
Funnier now than at the time. They made a mess but weren't particularly interested in cleaning up.
It was very reversible -- I think.

You probably ruined it. :hahaha:
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: odeon on July 25, 2015, 04:56:22 AM: Quote from: Christopher McCandless on July 23, 2015, 03:40:54 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 01, 2015, 02:52:39 AM
Funnier now than at the time. They made a mess but weren't particularly interested in cleaning up.
It was very reversible -- I think.

No, it wasn't and you know it.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 29, 2015, 02:02:14 PM: Quote from: odeon on July 25, 2015, 04:56:22 AM
Quote from: Christopher McCandless on July 23, 2015, 03:40:54 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 01, 2015, 02:52:39 AM
Funnier now than at the time. They made a mess but weren't particularly interested in cleaning up.
It was very reversible -- I think.

No, it wasn't and you know it.
Well the only issue were the people who spoiled the fun and wrote in reverse gobbledegook - that might have been harder to fix.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: odeon on July 30, 2015, 12:32:09 AM: /shrugs

Ancient history now, though.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 31, 2015, 01:23:49 PM: Quote from: odeon on July 30, 2015, 12:32:09 AM
/shrugs

Ancient history now, though.
Well it was fun - admittedly I'd mostly forgotten about it before I came across this thread. It was fairly minor on the mayhem scale.
Title: Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
Post by: odeon on August 01, 2015, 03:08:35 AM: It was not fun at the time.