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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2014, 11:39:27 PM
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My boss told me to mix a batch of lemonade and cautioned me not to use too much yellow food coloring
because that would make the lemonade look like urine. Well, years ago, in the movie Near Dark,
Bill Paxton's character insulted a bartender by calling his beer "donkey piss." I remembered that today
and every time since I have thought of the lemonade as donkey piss. "I mixed up the donkey piss!" :autism:
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Why ad food colouring to home made lemonade? :dunno:
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Why ad food colouring to home made lemonade? :dunno:
Because it's clear without it, just looks like water. A single drop of yellow dye per 4 gallons is enough. 8)
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Why ad food colouring to home made lemonade? :dunno:
Because it's clear without it, just looks like water. A single drop of yellow dye per 4 gallons is enough. 8)
I like the colourless look.
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"I mixed up the donkey piss!" :autism:
:lol1:
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This guy wants to slit my throat-neck, because mah swag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUVOgPzXm7g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUVOgPzXm7g)
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:lol1:
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Lemonade is supposed to be white, from the lemon pulp. :P
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Lemonade is supposed to be white, from the lemon pulp. :P
No, it is supposed to be yellow like donkey piss. :M :P
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Lemonade is supposed to be white, from the lemon pulp. :P
No, it is supposed to be yellow like donkey piss. :M :P
You want the donkey to do what? :GA:
(https://wantoncreation.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/donkey.jpg)
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I don't want the donkey to do anything. That would be crossing the species line. :M :angel:
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I don't want the donkey to do anything. That would be crossing the species line. :M :angel:
But you do want a human to do something? :zoinks:
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I want a human to cook me something! :squiddy:
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I want a human to cook me something! :squiddy:
With your home brewed donkeypiss?
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Cook the donkey? hmm...donkey chunks, lightly poached in their own fermented piss.
Yum yum :P
IMO proper homemade lemonade should be a cloudy, pale off-whitish color. Proper real lemonade (as opposed to blasphemies like the nauseatingly sickly 'sprite' or '7-up') is lovely, especially served with a frosting of sugar on the rim of the glass and a couple of slices of lime, with a splash of lime juice. Makes a lovely mixer for some chilled vodka as well. Food colouring? guy is a dozy wanker if he imagines that for one moment anybody is likely to bottle up piss to drink. Not a nigger is he? possibly have to be a wog to get the genes for quite so severe stupidity.
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Cook the donkey? hmm...donkey chunks, lightly poached in their own fermented piss.
Yum yum :P
IMO proper homemade lemonade should be a cloudy, pale off-whitish color. Proper real lemonade (as opposed to blasphemies like the nauseatingly sickly 'sprite' or '7-up') is lovely, especially served with a frosting of sugar on the rim of the glass and a couple of slices of lime, with a splash of lime juice. Makes a lovely mixer for some chilled vodka as well. Food colouring? guy is a dozy wanker if he imagines that for one moment anybody is likely to bottle up piss to drink. Not a nigger is he? possibly have to be a wog to get the genes for quite so severe stupidity.
My boss is female and, like most of the people in my whitewashed world, she is white.
And I don't understand your racism. :thumbdn: I can tell you that there's plenty of severe dumbness
among my white acquaintances. Even the brighter ones are capable of facepalm-worthy stupidity.
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I want a human to cook me something! :squiddy:
With your home brewed donkeypiss?
It could be the centerpiece of a gourmet meal. :P
If CBC brews some jenkem, she'll have an unbeatable combination. :trollface:
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I'm not Googling "jenkem." No sir, not I. :angel:
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I'm not Googling "jenkem." No sir, not I. :angel:
Why not? :zoinks:
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I'm not Googling "jenkem." No sir, not I. :angel:
Why not? :zoinks:
Becaue you posted it. We're aware of your ongoing unsavory activities online. :police:
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I'm not Googling "jenkem." No sir, not I. :angel:
Why not? :zoinks:
Why the hell must I always google stuff like this? :zombiefuck:
Don't do it CBC...don't do it. :GA:
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I'm not Googling "jenkem." No sir, not I. :angel:
Why not? :zoinks:
Why the hell must I always google stuff like this? :zombiefuck:
Don't do it CBC...don't do it. :GA:
I learned my lesson last week, with "santorum." :sick:
Have some wine for your bravery! :wine:
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I learned my lesson last week, with "santorum." :sick:
:LMAO:
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1. That I'm a 24 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement
2. That I used to be afraid of my own Grandmother
3. I still think that Mormons are crazy
4. That Squirrel will not stop stalking me!
5. My Dog is Gullible
6. That I still haven't gotten tickets to Yawnfest
7. That I am making this a list
8. That is all
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I'm not Googling "jenkem." No sir, not I. :angel:
Why not? :zoinks:
Why the hell must I always google stuff like this? :zombiefuck:
Don't do it CBC...don't do it. :GA:
Do it. :trollface:
I'm not Googling "jenkem." No sir, not I. :angel:
Why not? :zoinks:
Why the hell must I always google stuff like this? :zombiefuck:
Don't do it CBC...don't do it. :GA:
I learned my lesson last week, with "santorum." :sick:
Have some wine for your bravery! :wine:
:laugh:
Why were you looking for santorum? :zoinks:
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Rick Santorum????
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Rick Santorum????
No santorum.
...and I just googled it. :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA:
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OMG!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!
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:grrr:
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I can't help it! I think it's hysterical!!
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I can't help it! I think it's hysterical!!
:2thumbsup:
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I can't help it! I think it's hysterical!!
:laugh:
Jenkem is a special type of charity to benefit needy orphans. :angel: :trollface: