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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: El-Presidente on April 19, 2013, 03:06:13 PM
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Do it now.
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Are you :viking: ?
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Are you :viking: ?
I'm not a Viking I'm afraid but I suspect you are my Swedish friend. Let us set out in a longship on a journey of pillage. :viking:
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Fully erect, how long is your penis.
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Where you invited hereby al swearington?
Do you know him IRL?
From another board?
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Where you invited hereby al swearington?
Do you know him IRL?
From another board?
Yes I was invited by Al. I know him from another dimension.
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Which one?
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Which one?
The 10th.
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Fully erect, how long is your penis.
(http://img.rule34.xxx/rule34//images/1205/0aea0dd4e5ed3da7341cdf498f7b2475.gif?1245310)
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I guess I asked for that.
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:LOL:
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So El presidente. Whats the secret to being such a cool, laid back and radical dude? :thumbup:
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how old were you when you first realized you were gay??
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how old were you when you first realized you were gay??
how old was I when I first met you?
Oh wait.
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Was your's a difficult birth?
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Was your's a difficult birth?
Nope, my mum says it was pretty normal.
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So El presidente. Whats the secret to being such a cool, laid back and radical dude? :thumbup:
It comes naturally.
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how old were you when you first realized you were gay??
Fapheap are you flirting with me?
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What kind of porn do you wank to? Do you have any secret little perverse fetishes?
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What kind of porn do you wank to? Do you have any secret little perverse fetishes?
I like big natural tits for wanking. My fetish is busty women, especially older women.
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Have you ever heard the term: jelly roll?
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Have you ever heard the term: jelly roll?
Nope. Pls tell.
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how old were you when you first realized you were gay??
Fapheap are you flirting with me?
Would it make you feel better if I was??
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how old were you when you first realized you were gay??
Fapheap are you flirting with me?
Would it make you feel better if I was??
Nah...
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what part of the world do you live?
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what part of the world do you live?
Southwest London
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A fellow brit :thumbup:
how's your cockney slang then?
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Have you ever heard the term: jelly roll?
Nope. Pls tell.
thats the slang for titty fuck in the 80's
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Have you ever heard the term: jelly roll?
Nope. Pls tell.
thats the slang for titty fuck in the 80's
Speaking of that, have you ever heard of a chilli dog?? :orly:
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How do you feel about being British?
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Are you a cart before the horse kinda bloke?
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How do you like being a dad?
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Did you forget about his thread?
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Maybe he is sleeping in. It's not even 11 am where he is.
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How do you like being a dad?
I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.
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How do you like being a dad?
I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.
How old is she?
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I didn't know you were a dad, El-Presidente. Is she daddy's girl?
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How do you like being a dad?
I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.
What's her phone#??
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How do you like being a dad?
I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.
What's her phone#??
She is an infant. Please don't joke about my child scrap.
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How do you like being a dad?
I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.
How old is she?
5 months
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I didn't know you were a dad, El-Presidente. Is she daddy's girl?
Hee hee, I'm full of secrets. I'm not sure if she's daddy's girl yet. Time will tell.
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Have you ever heard the term: jelly roll?
Nope. Pls tell.
thats the slang for titty fuck in the 80's
Speaking of that, have you ever heard of a chilli dog?? :orly:
Tell me more, I'm not big up on American slang
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Are you a cart before the horse kinda bloke?
No
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What do you think of this bullshit here?
http://bit.ly/15egMkq (http://bit.ly/15egMkq)
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I don't believe the media.
Do you?
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I don't believe the media.
Do you?
Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
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I don't believe the media.
Do you?
Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
Fox pushing religion in public institutions.
Legit?
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I don't believe the media.
Do you?
Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
Fox pushing religion in public institutions.
Legit?
More like them pointing out that people are so intent on attacking anything that looks like religious belief. Fox is FAUX, usually. But they're right about that.
What god someone prays to is their business. Nobody has the right to attack them for it.
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How do you like being a dad?
I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.
How old is she?
5 months
:thumbup: The real wonder years.
And they only get cuter over the years.
(OK, there will be episodes that make good tales for years later, but, there should be, or life would be boring)
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I don't believe the media.
Do you?
Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
Fox pushing religion in public institutions.
Legit?
More like them pointing out that people are so intent on attacking anything that looks like religious belief. Fox is FAUX, usually. But they're right about that.
What god someone prays to is their business. Nobody has the right to attack them for it.
Much of what is wrong with the world today can be attributed to governments and other institutions fucking with shit that should be your own damn business.
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Goddamit I agree. I don't just feel the bullshit in this stuff. I TASTE it.
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How do you like being a dad?
I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.
How old is she?
5 months
cute! That's a nice funny age. She crawling yet?
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Five months is a lovely age. And it gets better.
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I didn't know you were a dad, El-Presidente. Is she daddy's girl?
Hee hee, I'm full of secrets. I'm not sure if she's daddy's girl yet. Time will tell.
Aaaaw she will be. I bet she rocks your world. I am all cluckie now. :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:
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When your daughter cuddles up to you, lays her head on your chest and sleeps soundly.
Is there a care in the world
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How do you like being a dad?
I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.
What's her phone#??
She is an infant. Please don't joke about my child scrap.
What about when she's 18??
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^^^^ smh^^^^
Scrap, you try too hard.
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How do you like being a dad?
I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.
What's her phone#??
She is an infant. Please don't joke about my child scrap.
What about when she's 18??
Back off.
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How do you like being a dad?
I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.
What's her phone#??
She is an infant. Please don't joke about my child scrap.
What about when she's 18??
Don't mind this, Presidente. The man tries to act all hyper viral in order to cover up the fact that he not only has erectile dysfunction, but that its caused by being gay.
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Back off.
Are you going to have a TCO-like meltdown??
Houston, I think we have the entertainment we've been looking for.
:trollface:
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Did I say his ED was caused by being gay? I'm sorry. I meant by being a blowjob princess.
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Back off.
Are you going to have a TCO-like meltdown??
Houston, I think we have the entertainment we've been looking for.
:trollface:
show some class, scrap. Dig deep if you have to.
Im all for the lulz, but not tis way.
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Back off.
Are you going to have a TCO-like meltdown??
Houston, I think we have the entertainment we've been looking for.
:trollface:
I don't fight with or perform for intellectually stunted cuntards like you. I feel sorry for you fappy. You are clearly so sad and lonely that this kind of malarkey is the only way you get attention. Poor bastard.
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The man is an utter moron.
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Do you own an E.O.D.?
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Do you own an E.O.D.?
What is it?
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Do you want more kids?
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I want kids! kids are awesome!
Well i want to father kids, not have them... ewww
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Do you want more kids?
Yes I do.
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Do you own an E.O.D.?
McFail... what is an E.O.D in this context!?
I'm guessing you didn't ask if anyone owned an "end of days"!?
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Why should we tolerate a dirty sand nigger like you?
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Do you own an E.O.D.?
What is it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomb_disposal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomb_disposal)
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Why should we tolerate a dirty sand nigger like you?
LOL I'll cut your balls off you dirty paedo piece of shit.
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I want kids! kids are awesome!
Well i want to father kids, not have them... ewww
It is great. I hope you have a whole litter of badger cubs.
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I want kids! kids are awesome!
Well i want to father kids, not have them... ewww
It is great. I hope you have a whole litter of badger cubs.
god help us. One and all.
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What's up man?
Haven't seen your boobies in any threads lately.... then again, I have been absent for awhile myself...
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Yes! More bouncing boobies please :P
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On average, how many times per week do you have sex?
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By himself or with a partner?
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By himself or with a partner?
i think he has a wife. With her.
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How many times a week do you think about Not having sex with Skyblue1!?
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Does Rage have BBC fantasies?
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Which do you prefer: side boob, under boob, or cleavage?
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Do you know where the show new replies to your posts link is?
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How are you going to handle your retirement when Hassan Rouhani takes over on August 3? A little vacation on Kish perhaps?
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Don't you like us anymore? :'(
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Don't you like us anymore? :'(
Sorry dude. I've been really busy lately. Doing a part time course as well as working full time plus having a baby doesn't leave much spare time.
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Do you know where the show new replies to your posts link is?
Oh you!
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Which do you prefer: side boob, under boob, or cleavage?
ALL THREE!!!!!
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How many times a week do you think about Not having sex with Skyblue1!?
Everyone thinks about sex with skyblue all the time.
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Yes! More bouncing boobies please :P
Well, seeing as its you asking.
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Don't you like us anymore? :'(
Sorry dude. I've been really busy lately. Doing a part time course as well as working full time plus having a baby doesn't leave much spare time.
I guess we'll live. ;D
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Don't you like us anymore? :'(
Sorry dude. I've been really busy lately. Doing a part time course as well as working full time plus having a baby doesn't leave much spare time.
I guess we'll live. ;D
Don't worry, you won't be rid of me that easily.
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post when you can
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Yes, you need to attend to your post count. :headbang2:
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Your having a baby?
When did you have the time for a sex change!?
Is that why you haven't been posting :(
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^finds trouble
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Was just asking a question, it had to be done, his words are priceless!
Although saying that, anyone with a brain could see that i wasn't being serious.
Not that i'm saying you don't have a brain!
THAT's trouble!
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Was just asking a question, it had to be done, his words are priceless!
Although saying that, anyone with a brain could see that i wasn't being serious.
Not that i'm saying you don't have a brain!
THAT's trouble!
My words are priceless? I'm confused.
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Sell them and you'll make a fortune.
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Sorry dude. I've been really busy lately. Doing a part time course as well as working full time plus having a baby doesn't leave much spare time.
Those words dude ;)
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Sorry dude. I've been really busy lately. Doing a part time course as well as working full time plus having a baby doesn't leave much spare time.
Those words dude ;)
LOL! Oh my!
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How far into the pregnancy is el-first lady!? Also is it her first or do you have anymore el-munhkins scampering about at home!?
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How far into the pregnancy is el-first lady!? Also is it her first or do you have anymore el-munhkins scampering about at home!?
It's already there, the fingers and toes can be counted without the use of an ultrasound.
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Are you a shapeshifter?
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Heyyy! COME BACK!
*you were not issued with a permit to leave ;)
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How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
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How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
One, after that it isn't empty anymore.
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How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
One, after that it isn't empty anymore.
After reading your response I looked at your profile pic and somehow felt that was your exact gesture after writing that.
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How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
One, after that it isn't empty anymore.
yup!