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Title: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 19, 2013, 03:06:13 PM
Do it now.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: TheoK on April 19, 2013, 03:09:19 PM
Are you  :viking: ?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 19, 2013, 03:16:37 PM
Are you  :viking: ?

I'm not a Viking I'm afraid but I suspect you are my Swedish friend. Let us set out in a longship on a journey of pillage. :viking:
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on April 19, 2013, 03:32:17 PM
Fully erect, how long is your penis.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on April 20, 2013, 08:17:15 AM
Where you invited hereby al swearington?
Do you know him IRL?
From another board?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 20, 2013, 08:22:04 AM
Where you invited hereby al swearington?
Do you know him IRL?
From another board?

Yes I was invited by Al. I know him from another dimension.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: Pyraxis on April 20, 2013, 09:30:15 AM
Which one?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 20, 2013, 10:30:18 AM
Which one?

The 10th.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 20, 2013, 10:40:25 AM
Fully erect, how long is your penis.

(http://img.rule34.xxx/rule34//images/1205/0aea0dd4e5ed3da7341cdf498f7b2475.gif?1245310)
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on April 20, 2013, 12:18:08 PM
I guess I asked for that.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 26, 2013, 10:32:18 AM
 :LOL:
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 26, 2013, 10:33:27 AM
So El presidente. Whats the secret to being such a cool, laid back and radical dude?  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: Scrapheap on April 26, 2013, 07:52:11 PM
how old were you when you first realized you were gay??
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on April 26, 2013, 07:56:37 PM
how old were you when you first realized you were gay??
how old was I when I first met you?

Oh wait.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: sg1008 on April 26, 2013, 08:00:35 PM
Was your's a difficult birth?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 27, 2013, 09:14:37 AM
Was your's a difficult birth?

Nope, my mum says it was pretty normal.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 27, 2013, 10:20:37 AM
So El presidente. Whats the secret to being such a cool, laid back and radical dude?  :thumbup:


It comes naturally.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 27, 2013, 10:21:54 AM
how old were you when you first realized you were gay??

Fapheap are you flirting with me?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on April 27, 2013, 10:37:33 AM
What kind of porn do you wank to? Do you have any secret little perverse fetishes?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 27, 2013, 11:20:17 AM
What kind of porn do you wank to? Do you have any secret little perverse fetishes?

I like big natural tits for wanking. My fetish is busty women, especially older women.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on April 27, 2013, 11:29:59 AM
Have you ever heard the term: jelly roll?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 27, 2013, 12:07:24 PM
Have you ever heard the term: jelly roll?

Nope. Pls tell.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: Scrapheap on April 27, 2013, 12:31:51 PM
how old were you when you first realized you were gay??

Fapheap are you flirting with me?

Would it make you feel better if I was??
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 27, 2013, 12:42:28 PM
how old were you when you first realized you were gay??

Fapheap are you flirting with me?

Would it make you feel better if I was??

Nah...
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: bodie on April 27, 2013, 01:18:12 PM
what part of the world do you live?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 27, 2013, 01:22:50 PM
what part of the world do you live?

Southwest London
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: bodie on April 27, 2013, 01:25:54 PM
A fellow brit  :thumbup:

how's your cockney slang then?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on April 27, 2013, 04:43:53 PM
Have you ever heard the term: jelly roll?

Nope. Pls tell.
thats the slang for titty fuck in the 80's

Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: Scrapheap on April 27, 2013, 04:55:45 PM
Have you ever heard the term: jelly roll?

Nope. Pls tell.
thats the slang for titty fuck in the 80's

Speaking of that, have you ever heard of a chilli dog??  :orly:
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: sg1008 on April 27, 2013, 06:07:44 PM
How do you feel about being British?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on April 27, 2013, 08:32:56 PM
Are you a cart before the horse kinda bloke?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: 'andersom' on May 04, 2013, 03:14:27 PM
How do you like being a dad?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2013, 07:47:25 PM
Did you forget about his thread?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: 'andersom' on May 05, 2013, 03:34:40 AM
Maybe he is sleeping in. It's not even 11 am where he is.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 05, 2013, 12:29:49 PM
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: 'andersom' on May 05, 2013, 04:06:48 PM
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

How old is she?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: odeon on May 05, 2013, 11:26:04 PM
I didn't know you were a dad, El-Presidente. Is she daddy's girl?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: Scrapheap on May 06, 2013, 12:23:13 AM
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

What's her phone#??
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 06, 2013, 12:57:31 AM
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

What's her phone#??

She is an infant. Please don't joke about my child scrap.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 06, 2013, 12:57:59 AM
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

How old is she?

5 months
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 06, 2013, 12:59:31 AM
I didn't know you were a dad, El-Presidente. Is she daddy's girl?

Hee hee, I'm full of secrets. I'm not sure if she's daddy's girl yet. Time will tell.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 06, 2013, 01:02:05 AM
Have you ever heard the term: jelly roll?

Nope. Pls tell.
thats the slang for titty fuck in the 80's

Speaking of that, have you ever heard of a chilli dog??  :orly:

Tell me more, I'm not big up on American slang
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 06, 2013, 01:02:39 AM
Are you a cart before the horse kinda bloke?

No
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 06, 2013, 07:40:49 AM
What do you think of this bullshit here?

http://bit.ly/15egMkq (http://bit.ly/15egMkq)
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on May 06, 2013, 08:07:32 AM
I don't believe the media.
Do you?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 06, 2013, 08:10:07 AM
I don't believe the media.
Do you?

Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on May 06, 2013, 08:11:13 AM
I don't believe the media.
Do you?

Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
Fox pushing religion in public institutions.
Legit?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 06, 2013, 08:16:45 AM
I don't believe the media.
Do you?

Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
Fox pushing religion in public institutions.
Legit?

More like them pointing out that people are so intent on attacking anything that looks like religious belief. Fox is FAUX, usually. But they're right about that.

What god someone prays to is their business. Nobody has the right to attack them for it.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: 'andersom' on May 06, 2013, 08:21:02 AM
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

How old is she?

5 months

 :thumbup: The real wonder years.

And they only get cuter over the years.

(OK, there will be episodes that make good tales for years later, but, there should be, or life would be boring)
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 06, 2013, 09:15:16 AM
I don't believe the media.
Do you?

Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
Fox pushing religion in public institutions.
Legit?

More like them pointing out that people are so intent on attacking anything that looks like religious belief. Fox is FAUX, usually. But they're right about that.

What god someone prays to is their business. Nobody has the right to attack them for it.

Much of what is wrong with the world today can be attributed to governments and other institutions fucking with shit that should be your own damn business.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 06, 2013, 09:24:12 AM
Goddamit I agree. I don't just feel the bullshit in this stuff. I TASTE it.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: sg1008 on May 06, 2013, 09:54:45 PM
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

How old is she?

5 months

cute! That's a nice funny age. She crawling yet?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: odeon on May 06, 2013, 11:14:49 PM
Five months is a lovely age. And it gets better.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: bodie on May 06, 2013, 11:38:10 PM
I didn't know you were a dad, El-Presidente. Is she daddy's girl?

Hee hee, I'm full of secrets. I'm not sure if she's daddy's girl yet. Time will tell.


Aaaaw she will be.  I bet she rocks your world.  I am all cluckie now.  :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2013, 09:09:10 AM
When your daughter cuddles up to you, lays her head on your chest and sleeps soundly.
Is there a care in the world
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: Scrapheap on May 07, 2013, 10:02:23 AM
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

What's her phone#??

She is an infant. Please don't joke about my child scrap.

What about when she's 18??
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2013, 10:45:03 AM
^^^^ smh^^^^

Scrap, you try too hard.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 07, 2013, 01:34:29 PM
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

What's her phone#??

She is an infant. Please don't joke about my child scrap.

What about when she's 18??

Back off.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 07, 2013, 01:58:56 PM
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

What's her phone#??

She is an infant. Please don't joke about my child scrap.

What about when she's 18??

Don't mind this, Presidente. The man tries to act all hyper viral in order to cover up the fact that he not only has erectile dysfunction, but that its caused by being gay.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: Scrapheap on May 07, 2013, 02:17:34 PM
Back off.

Are you going to have a TCO-like meltdown??

Houston, I think we have the entertainment we've been looking for.



















:trollface:
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 07, 2013, 02:40:44 PM
Did I say his ED was caused by being gay? I'm sorry. I meant by being a blowjob princess.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2013, 05:29:39 PM
Back off.

Are you going to have a TCO-like meltdown??

Houston, I think we have the entertainment we've been looking for.



















:trollface:
show some class, scrap.  Dig deep if you have to.

Im all for the lulz, but not tis way. 
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 07, 2013, 11:53:53 PM
Back off.

Are you going to have a TCO-like meltdown??

Houston, I think we have the entertainment we've been looking for.



















:trollface:

I don't fight with or perform for intellectually stunted cuntards like you. I feel sorry for you fappy. You are clearly so sad and lonely that this kind of malarkey is the only way you get attention. Poor bastard.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: odeon on May 09, 2013, 04:10:58 AM
The man is an utter moron.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on May 09, 2013, 06:19:36 AM
Do you own an E.O.D.?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 09, 2013, 09:52:36 AM
Do you own an E.O.D.?

What is it?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: bodie on May 09, 2013, 11:21:15 AM
Do you want more kids?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: BadgerTom on May 09, 2013, 11:31:23 AM
I want kids! kids are awesome!

Well i want to father kids, not have them... ewww
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 09, 2013, 01:12:34 PM
Do you want more kids?

Yes I do.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: BadgerTom on May 09, 2013, 01:17:20 PM
Do you own an E.O.D.?

McFail... what is an E.O.D in this context!?

I'm guessing you didn't ask if anyone owned an "end of days"!?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 09, 2013, 02:14:42 PM
Why should we tolerate a dirty sand nigger like you?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on May 09, 2013, 05:47:03 PM
Do you own an E.O.D.?

What is it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomb_disposal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomb_disposal)
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 10, 2013, 11:07:49 AM
Why should we tolerate a dirty sand nigger like you?

LOL I'll cut your balls off you dirty paedo piece of shit.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on May 10, 2013, 12:16:21 PM
I want kids! kids are awesome!

Well i want to father kids, not have them... ewww

It is great. I hope you have a whole litter of badger cubs.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on May 10, 2013, 02:16:35 PM
I want kids! kids are awesome!

Well i want to father kids, not have them... ewww

It is great. I hope you have a whole litter of badger cubs.
god help us. One and all.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: sg1008 on June 26, 2013, 05:02:40 PM
What's up man?

Haven't seen your boobies in any threads lately.... then again, I have been absent for awhile myself...
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: bodie on June 26, 2013, 05:42:18 PM
Yes!  More bouncing boobies please  :P
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on June 27, 2013, 08:25:35 PM
On average, how many times per week do you have sex?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: skyblue1 on June 27, 2013, 08:26:43 PM
 By himself or with a partner?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on June 27, 2013, 08:28:48 PM
By himself or with a partner?
i think he has a wife. With her.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: BadgerTom on June 27, 2013, 10:37:30 PM
How many times a week do you think about Not having sex with Skyblue1!?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2013, 08:13:01 PM
Does Rage have BBC fantasies?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: sg1008 on June 28, 2013, 08:20:35 PM
Which do you prefer: side boob, under boob, or cleavage?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2013, 07:17:26 AM
Do you know where the show new replies to your posts link is?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: Parts on June 29, 2013, 10:56:54 AM
How are you going to handle your retirement when Hassan Rouhani  takes over on August 3? A little vacation on Kish perhaps?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: odeon on July 01, 2013, 12:16:08 AM
Don't you like us anymore? :'(
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on July 01, 2013, 03:47:47 AM
Don't you like us anymore? :'(

Sorry dude. I've been really busy lately. Doing a part time course as well as working full time plus having a baby doesn't leave much spare time.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on July 01, 2013, 03:48:22 AM
Do you know where the show new replies to your posts link is?

Oh you!
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on July 01, 2013, 03:49:13 AM
Which do you prefer: side boob, under boob, or cleavage?

ALL THREE!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on July 01, 2013, 03:50:10 AM
How many times a week do you think about Not having sex with Skyblue1!?

Everyone thinks about sex with skyblue all the time.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on July 01, 2013, 03:51:05 AM
Yes!  More bouncing boobies please  :P

Well, seeing as its you asking.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: odeon on July 01, 2013, 01:38:53 PM
Don't you like us anymore? :'(

Sorry dude. I've been really busy lately. Doing a part time course as well as working full time plus having a baby doesn't leave much spare time.

I guess we'll live. ;D
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on July 01, 2013, 05:29:48 PM
Don't you like us anymore? :'(

Sorry dude. I've been really busy lately. Doing a part time course as well as working full time plus having a baby doesn't leave much spare time.

I guess we'll live. ;D

Don't worry, you won't be rid of me that easily.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: skyblue1 on July 01, 2013, 05:32:04 PM
post when you can
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: odeon on July 02, 2013, 12:33:17 AM
Yes, you need to attend to your post count.  :headbang2:
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: BadgerTom on July 03, 2013, 04:59:18 PM
Your having a baby?

When did you have the time for a sex change!?

Is that why you haven't been posting :(
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: McGiver on July 03, 2013, 05:06:01 PM
^finds trouble
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: BadgerTom on July 03, 2013, 05:07:57 PM
Was just asking a question, it had to be done, his words are priceless!

Although saying that, anyone with a brain could see that i wasn't being serious.

Not that i'm saying you don't have a brain!

THAT's trouble!
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on July 04, 2013, 06:23:34 AM
Was just asking a question, it had to be done, his words are priceless!

Although saying that, anyone with a brain could see that i wasn't being serious.

Not that i'm saying you don't have a brain!

THAT's trouble!

My words are priceless? I'm confused.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: odeon on July 05, 2013, 01:50:46 AM
Sell them and you'll make a fortune.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: BadgerTom on July 05, 2013, 04:58:40 AM

Sorry dude. I've been really busy lately. Doing a part time course as well as working full time plus having a baby doesn't leave much spare time.

Those words dude ;)
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on July 08, 2013, 12:49:38 AM

Sorry dude. I've been really busy lately. Doing a part time course as well as working full time plus having a baby doesn't leave much spare time.

Those words dude ;)

LOL! Oh my!
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: BadgerTom on July 09, 2013, 01:21:30 AM
How far into the pregnancy is el-first lady!? Also is it her first or do you have anymore el-munhkins scampering about at home!?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: 'andersom' on July 11, 2013, 07:05:59 AM
How far into the pregnancy is el-first lady!? Also is it her first or do you have anymore el-munhkins scampering about at home!?

It's already there, the fingers and toes can be counted without the use of an ultrasound.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: Genesis on July 27, 2013, 10:57:36 PM
Are you a shapeshifter?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: bodie on July 29, 2013, 04:54:22 AM
Heyyy!  COME BACK!

*you were not issued with a permit to leave  ;)
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El on April 01, 2014, 09:09:35 AM
How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El-Presidente on April 01, 2014, 12:07:11 PM
How many books can you put into an empty backpack?

One, after that it isn't empty anymore.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: sg1008 on April 02, 2014, 10:09:44 AM
How many books can you put into an empty backpack?

One, after that it isn't empty anymore.

After reading your response I looked at your profile pic and somehow felt that was your exact gesture after writing that.
Title: Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
Post by: El on April 02, 2014, 04:59:26 PM
How many books can you put into an empty backpack?

One, after that it isn't empty anymore.
yup!