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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 09, 2010, 09:50:12 PM

Title: Hey Jesus...
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 09, 2010, 09:50:12 PM
Since when did you come back from the dead? Is it the second coming already? Well shit, I need to party hard now. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hey Jesus...
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 09, 2010, 09:53:40 PM
Since when did you come back from the dead? Is it the second coming already? Well shit, I need to party hard now. :zoinks:

The cunt was supposed to be a virgin; how could it be his 2nd coming?

But then again, that's his cross to bear.
Title: Re: Hey Jesus...
Post by: Untermensch on October 12, 2010, 02:48:32 AM
Since when did you come back from the dead? Is it the second coming already? Well shit, I need to party hard now. :zoinks:

Who said I died in the first place?, all I remember is going into a coma on the cross and waking up in a rock cut tomb a day later.
Title: Re: Hey Jesus...
Post by: skyblue1 on October 12, 2010, 06:57:08 AM
seriously, he was given mandrake root in the vinegar. produces death like state,(was used in surgery at that time) and was why he "died" so soon on the cross.
Title: Re: Hey Jesus...
Post by: skyblue1 on October 12, 2010, 06:57:58 AM
While you are here will you cut the grass please
Title: Re: Hey Jesus...
Post by: Eclair on October 12, 2010, 07:11:39 AM
Since when did you come back from the dead? Is it the second coming already? Well shit, I need to party hard now. :zoinks:

Too late, you are already in hell :P Jesus is just here for shits and giggles :)
Title: Re: Hey Jesus...
Post by: RageBeoulve on October 12, 2010, 07:13:57 AM
(http://facepwn.com/posters/surprise-jesus.jpg)