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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Blasted on April 20, 2008, 08:47:34 PM
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Get more pervy each year! :zoinks:
Instead of a cake or any other such rubbish I dedicate these to you:
(http://www.sarakadee.com/feature/2003/03/images/animal_sex_05.jpg)
(http://imagelib.getlocalnews.com/images/newswriter/G34639.jpg)
(http://artfulwriter.com/mating.jpg)
(http://www.chinavtour.com/gallery/main.php/d/691-2/PandaZoo.jpg)
(http://www.shafted.com.au/photos/albums/funnies/a/thumb_Animal%20Sex%20(Elephant%20&%20Rhino).jpg)
(http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2006/09/ladybug%20sex.jpg)
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5189/zooanimalszoom5dx1.jpg)
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What's pervy about animals fucking? :orly:
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Which is why I wish you to get more pervy with each passing year :orly:
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Though, the deer in this one
(http://imagelib.getlocalnews.com/images/newswriter/G34639.jpg)
are what really excite me. :zoinks:
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(http://www.chinavtour.com/gallery/main.php/d/691-2/PandaZoo.jpg)
I am rather fond of this one.
The one on top bears a slight resemblance to you :zoinks:
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Fat and furry?
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I was thinking more on the lines of his facial expression :laugh:
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those lesbian cows rock.
:headbang2:
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Who's been changing Calandale's posts? ^^
Anyway:
(http://www.kitchenette.ca/home/images/sexy-stewie.gif)
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Who's been changing Calandale's posts? ^^
It was time. I've had enough of him.
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Effectively the same as a ban.
You're pathetic.
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I don't want Calandale to leave this place.
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Effectively the same as a ban.
You're pathetic.
As parts just informed me, your posts can still be read by quoting them.
I intend to.
It's not a ban.
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Effectively the same as a ban.
You're pathetic.
As parts just informed me, your posts can still be read by quoting them.
I intend to.
It's not a ban.
Who the hell is going to quote everything,
just to see if I write something reasonable?
In essence, Odeon is actually going to succeed in
killing this place, by restricting it to the clique.
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Who the hell is going to quote everything,
just to see if I write something reasonable?
In essence, Odeon is actually going to succeed in
killing this place, by restricting it to the clique.
Yeah, I'm starting to suspect that too. Then the relevant question would be, would he ride it until it withered away, or would he throw up his hands and leave? I don't have a good enough read on his character to determine.
I also don't know whether his form of restriction drives away more people than your form of shouting, in terms of headcount.
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Who the hell is going to quote everything,
just to see if I write something reasonable?
In essence, Odeon is actually going to succeed in
killing this place, by restricting it to the clique.
Yeah, I'm starting to suspect that too. Then the relevant question would be, would he ride it until it withered away, or would he throw up his hands and leave? I don't have a good enough read on his character to determine.
I also don't know whether his form of restriction drives away more people than your form of shouting, in terms of headcount.
He's only proving everything that I said right.
I actually thought he had the right tactic, just
declaring it an autocracy. There wasn't much
I could say about that - just sniping from the
corners. BUT, turns out he isn't even man enough
to take THAT. Figures, from someone who can't
even deal with anyone touching his profile. The man's
got some serious issues.
In fact, IF he'd not have answered me, every time, without
saying anything - either of the alternatives, by answering my
points, or by just ignoring them, we'd never be in the position
we were in. It is his stubborn refusal to 'lose' combined with
an unwillingness (or inability) to even hold his own in a conversation,
which doomed things. Ah, and lucifer's help - because that's where
he learned most of his tactics.
Still:
Current obsession: psychology. 'scuse lecture.
My idiot psychiatrist tried to diagnose me with OCD. Twice. I read several books about it and concluded that not only didn't I have OCD, I didn't have an anxiety disorder, period. Turns out the guy can't tell OCD obsessions from Aspie obsessions, OCD neatness from Aspie need for organization. You'd think telling OCD from Asperger's would be easy, but apparently it's not. Not that you can't have both, of course... actually I would guess OCD is more common with Aspies than with NTs, because we're naturally organized, and comforted by repetition, predictability, etc.
Anyway, so far as I can tell, OCD's an anxiety disorder... kind of... so there's a bunch of different things you can try with it. There's the anti-anxiety pills, yeah; but they're not going to do anything if you can't get at the basis of the problem--the thoughts that get stuck in your head, and the way you have to do stuff to make yourself feel less anxious. Pills never solve anything; they just make it easier to solve... kind of like putting oil in your engine; it won't make the engine start up but it sure makes it easier. So there's a lot of things you can try (and probably take a lot of practice) to try to live with obsessions (OCD ones, not Aspie ones)... One guy I met just started distracting himself by doing something non-repetitive whenever he felt like he needed to count stuff... he had kind of mild OCD though, and he was taking some kind of pill too. I guess if it'd been stronger OCD he would've just ended up with a new compulsion out of it.
I've also heard that OCD is something like your brain getting the hiccups--the tendency to not be able to throw away one thought and start with a new one. Apparently there are medications that help with that... originally developed for seizures, I think?... Anyway, they probably need you to work on the OCD habits, too; another way of making it easier.
Oh, and there's the "suppression" theory. If you try not to think of something, you think of it even more--that's true for everybody but apparently for OCD brains it causes anxiety, causes you to feel like you can't stop your own thoughts, like you're out of control. If you could somehow stop yourself from trying to suppress the obsession, then maybe the OCD wouldn't be as annoying. Don't know if it would help, but it's an idea.
Then there's the phobic tendencies... when you start to fear certain things or actions... Those can get dealt with the same way you deal with a phobia. Technical name is progressive desensitization; in practical terms it means easing into doing or encountering whatever you fear, so you get used to it. You start out with something that's just a little bit uncomfortable and work up to until you can tolerate the worst possible thing... Like if you were scared of heights you'd start out by imagining standing on a step stool and work up to actually going up to the 12th floor balcony. That kind of thing. Helps to learn relaxation techniques.
Speaking of relaxation... That helps with everything, even if you don't have OCD... Highly recommended to learn a few things... Not like the crazy new-agey stuff, but the kind of thing that can get the tension out of your muscles and stop you getting your blood pressure up about stuff.
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Yeah, I'm starting to suspect that too. Then the relevant question would be, would he ride it until it withered away, or would he throw up his hands and leave? I don't have a good enough read on his character to determine.
I also don't know whether his form of restriction drives away more people than your form of shouting, in terms of headcount.
He's only proving everything that I said right.
I actually thought he had the right tactic, just
declaring it an autocracy. There wasn't much
I could say about that - just sniping from the
corners. BUT, turns out he isn't even man enough
to take THAT. Figures, from someone who can't
even deal with anyone touching his profile. The man's
got some serious issues.
In fact, IF he'd not have answered me, every time, without
saying anything - either of the alternatives, by answering my
points, or by just ignoring them, we'd never be in the position
we were in. It is his stubborn refusal to 'lose' combined with
an unwillingness (or inability) to even hold his own in a conversation,
which doomed things. Ah, and lucifer's help - because that's where
he learned most of his tactics.
I know he's got some serious issues. Much as he might try to hide it, he's pretty fragile.
So what's your goal, are you and he going to keep bouncing your issues off each other until this whole site turns into a five-year-old's playground? Cause that's where it seems to be headed - you with your tantrum posting random nonsense, and him using the site's tools against you.
You're both going to look awfully silly by the time this is through.
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Yeah, I'm starting to suspect that too. Then the relevant question would be, would he ride it until it withered away, or would he throw up his hands and leave? I don't have a good enough read on his character to determine.
I also don't know whether his form of restriction drives away more people than your form of shouting, in terms of headcount.
He's only proving everything that I said right.
I actually thought he had the right tactic, just
declaring it an autocracy. There wasn't much
I could say about that - just sniping from the
corners. BUT, turns out he isn't even man enough
to take THAT. Figures, from someone who can't
even deal with anyone touching his profile. The man's
got some serious issues.
In fact, IF he'd not have answered me, every time, without
saying anything - either of the alternatives, by answering my
points, or by just ignoring them, we'd never be in the position
we were in. It is his stubborn refusal to 'lose' combined with
an unwillingness (or inability) to even hold his own in a conversation,
which doomed things. Ah, and lucifer's help - because that's where
he learned most of his tactics.
I know he's got some serious issues. Much as he might try to hide it, he's pretty fragile.
So what's your goal, are you and he going to keep bouncing your issues off each other until this whole site turns into a five-year-old's playground? Cause that's where it seems to be headed - you with your tantrum posting random nonsense, and him using the site's tools against you.
You're both going to look awfully silly by the time this is through.
Nope. I'll be banned. That's clear. My reaction to this is going to provoke
it, EVEN though I'm only quoting what others are saying.
But, that's enough.
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Nope. I'll be banned. That's clear. My reaction to this is going to provoke
it, EVEN though I'm only quoting what others are saying.
But, that's enough.
Do you want to be banned that badly?
More than you want to overthrow authority?
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Nope. I'll be banned. That's clear. My reaction to this is going to provoke
it, EVEN though I'm only quoting what others are saying.
But, that's enough.
Do you want to be banned that badly?
More than you want to overthrow authority?
No. I didn't desire to be banned nor to be babblized.
But, all that he's suppressing is my spam - the stuff no
one had a problem with, since you're quoting anything
political.
And, what's the point of fighting for what's right on a site,
when that's ALL that I can do?
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No. I didn't desire to be banned nor to be babblized.
But, all that he's suppressing is my spam - the stuff no
one had a problem with, since you're quoting anything
political.
And, what's the point of fighting for what's right on a site,
when that's ALL that I can do?
True.... I'm quoting the political stuff cause that's what I have an interest in, and spam bores me, but that's just my taste. And I'll be the first to admit I'm addicted to drama at the expense of the mundane.
Is that site-killing? I suspect yes. I know that if I went off to found my own forum somewhere, it would be dead before it started. I just don't provide enough energy on my own.
So what's needed for a thriving forum then is the presence of a variety of people, each providing some kind of energy of their own that others enjoy interacting with. That means embracing those you disagree with and seeking to understand them.
*waves to everyone else out there* Those who like reading Cal's spam should start quoting it too.
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Milla, Lesbain cows, its beef, its what's for dinner :laugh:
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No. I didn't desire to be banned nor to be babblized.
But, all that he's suppressing is my spam - the stuff no
one had a problem with, since you're quoting anything
political.
And, what's the point of fighting for what's right on a site,
when that's ALL that I can do?
True.... I'm quoting the political stuff cause that's what I have an interest in, and spam bores me, but that's just my taste. And I'll be the first to admit I'm addicted to drama at the expense of the mundane.
Is that site-killing? I suspect yes. I know that if I went off to found my own forum somewhere, it would be dead before it started. I just don't provide enough energy on my own.
So what's needed for a thriving forum then is the presence of a variety of people, each providing some kind of energy of their own that others enjoy interacting with. That means embracing those you disagree with and seeking to understand them.
*waves to everyone else out there* Those who like reading Cal's spam should start quoting it too.
It's a LOT easier to just post quotes, if no one's reading it.
But, the political stuff might just serve a purpose. I'm not
in the mood to post gems of humor, only to have them
babblized.
But, I ain't gonna slow down my posting either.
So, let the ban fall. Hell, at least I'm prepared, as
opposed to when it happened at WP.
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It's a LOT easier to just post quotes, if no one's reading it.
But, the political stuff might just serve a purpose. I'm not
in the mood to post gems of humor, only to have them
babblized.
But, I ain't gonna slow down my posting either.
So, let the ban fall. Hell, at least I'm prepared, as
opposed to when it happened at WP.
I'm curious how long it will take Odeon and Lucifer to come back and start kibbitzing. They've fucked off without really saying what they want from the site, just kind of pretending it's some super-secret, super-smart plan.
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It's a LOT easier to just post quotes, if no one's reading it.
But, the political stuff might just serve a purpose. I'm not
in the mood to post gems of humor, only to have them
babblized.
But, I ain't gonna slow down my posting either.
So, let the ban fall. Hell, at least I'm prepared, as
opposed to when it happened at WP.
I'm curious how long it will take Odeon and Lucifer to come back and start kibbitzing. They've fucked off without really saying what they want from the site, just kind of pretending it's some super-secret, super-smart plan.
Hey, it's their site now. At least it's in the open.
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Hey, it's their site now. At least it's in the open.
Agreed. Open is much better.
I hope they know what they're doing. A lot of people have investment in this community.
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Hey, it's their site now. At least it's in the open.
Agreed. Open is much better.
I hope they know what they're doing. A lot of people have investment in this community.
So long as porn isn't a big deal, there's always chaos.
Hell, that was the reason a couple of people wanted
me to start it - because they thought this place was going
to die.
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Agreed. Open is much better.
I hope they know what they're doing. A lot of people have investment in this community.
So long as porn isn't a big deal, there's always chaos.
Hell, that was the reason a couple of people wanted
me to start it - because they thought this place was going
to die.
Chaos is slow and awkward and some of the people I care about, like DD and Serissa, aren't there.
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Agreed. Open is much better.
I hope they know what they're doing. A lot of people have investment in this community.
So long as porn isn't a big deal, there's always chaos.
Hell, that was the reason a couple of people wanted
me to start it - because they thought this place was going
to die.
Chaos is slow and awkward and some of the people I care about, like DD and Serissa, aren't there.
True. DD, of course, is a part of the problem, much as I like him.
A big part.
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True. DD, of course, is a part of the problem, much as I like him.
A big part.
Oh really? How do you figure?
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True. DD, of course, is a part of the problem, much as I like him.
A big part.
Oh really? How do you figure?
He's probably the epitome of those
who won't see.
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Blabblizer may be almost as good
a bd present as losing my tooth was. :zoinks:
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cal this is fucked up. at first i thought you were doing it to yourself. pyrex, how are you reading his posts?
She's quoting them.
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True. DD, of course, is a part of the problem, much as I like him.
A big part.
Oh really? How do you figure?
He's probably the epitome of those
who won't see.
You think? I'd gotten the impression he just calls it earlier than I do.
Why do you think he's the epitome, as opposed to just one more person who doesn't have the patience/willingness/energy to invest?
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cal this is fucked up. at first i thought you were doing it to yourself. pyrex, how are you reading his posts?
She's quoting them.
Yes, I am. Anyone who wants to read and respond to them should do the same.
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Reading recent replies also works.
Your posts are normal there ;)
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Oh no, are we going to have another attack of ahayes-style big text?
:hair:
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I was trying to communicate in an unfiltered manner.
But, it doesn't work - I'm too sloppy.
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I was trying to communicate in an unfiltered manner.
But, it doesn't work - I'm too sloppy.
There's probably an online app somewhere that'll do it for you so you can just copy and paste.
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Probably. I'm too lazy. It just seemed like fun, for a moment.
Kinda like:
58008
Was.
(stand on your head)
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Probably. I'm too lazy. It just seemed like fun, for a moment.
Kinda like:
58008
Was.
(stand on your head)
*looks around for Flo*
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Perhaps we should rename me ebb. :zoinks:
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OMG this is funny!
Its like an episode of "Bewitched" where Esmorelda puts a spell on Darrin, so he can only talk chinese, and he has a big meeting comming up with some chinese businessmen, and Larry Tate thinks Darrin is just trying to be funny, so he's getting all frustrated. But then he speaks chinese and the businessmen are impressed so he gets a big account.
But Darrin is still so mad at the end of the day he doesn't even think about banging Samantha.
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:LMAO:
:plus: for the completely tenuous and "huh?" association!
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:agreed:
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I don't want Calandale to leave this place.
I want him to leave. He's destroyed enough of it, and he's got his own board to fuck up as well.
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I also don't know whether his form of restriction drives away more people than your form of shouting, in terms of headcount.
I don't want HIM to be the one to kill the site. >:(
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Here's the thing: Cal had his chance, several times over, but he wouldn't listen. People left because of him, and more people are giving their one week's notice. The place is dying and a lot of it is Cal's fault. I've had it with him.
And just to make another thing clear: I2 is not a democracy. Cal killed that part. Do you want him to kill the rest?
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I'm staying around Odeon... I'm starting to get used to the natural ups and downs of this place.
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yay! :cheer:
we need more "Bewitched" around here. ;)
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I'm staying around Odeon... I'm starting to get used to the natural ups and downs of this place.
I'm glad. :)
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As a little boy, I was in LOVE with Samantha...
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What the hell happened to my avatar? Now I'm a damn bluebird.
Its like when darren was changed into a monkey, and Samantha had to take him around with her and he was wearing a diaper. Then he got loose and went to his office and changed back to darren but he was still wearing a diaper in the big meeting... And he got the contract since it was a diaper account.
I hope I change back soon..
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What the hell happened to my avatar? Now I'm a damn bluebird.
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I hope I change back soon..
someone's been pissing about with your avatar, then. and it's obvious who, soph. ::)
get a grip, woman - it's not big and it's not clever. :hahaha:
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no admins on here at the mo, blizz - you'll have to wait until they return. i'll PM odeon and let him know.
("blizz"! :laugh: )
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What the hell happened to my avatar? Now I'm a damn bluebird.
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I hope I change back soon..
someone's been pissing about with your avatar, then. and it's obvious who, soph. ::)
get a grip, woman - it's not big and it's not clever. :hahaha:
Samantha was always doing something like this, then she'd get caught and say "weeeelll."
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i've been trying to wriggle my nose like that for years !
:laugh:
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Its every boy's dream.
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As a little boy, I was in LOVE with Samantha...
As was I. :eyebrows:
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I also thought Darren was gay. And turns out, he was.
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What the hell happened to my avatar? Now I'm a damn bluebird.
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I hope I change back soon..
someone's been pissing about with your avatar, then. and it's obvious who, soph. ::)
get a grip, woman - it's not big and it's not clever. :hahaha:
confusion reigns - apparently, blizz did it himself, so i owe you an apology, soph.
dur, lucifer...
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I also thought Darren was gay. And turns out, he was.
Really? Which one was gay? Dick York or Dick Sergeant?
I wish I could wiggle my nose like that too.
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I wish I could wiggle my nose like that too.
i feel a new thread coming on... :laugh:
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I also thought Darren was gay. And turns out, he was.
Really? Which one was gay? Dick York or Dick Sergeant?
I wish I could wiggle my nose like that too.
Both of those were gay Dicks! They should have been all over that! She had way too much free time to get into trouble. She never even had JBF hair.!@
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i had more of a soft spot for Endora, myself. :evillaugh: especially the pun.
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10103773B~Agnes-Moorehead-Bewitched-Posters.jpg)
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i had more of a soft spot for Endora, myself. :evillaugh: especially the pun.
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10103773B~Agnes-Moorehead-Bewitched-Posters.jpg)
Ok, explain it to me slowly...
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she was eviller than samantha, who was a bit of a goody-goody for my tastes. :evillaugh:
and i love her eyes.
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or did you mean the pun? :asthing:
:LMAO:
the pun is her name, from "The Witch of Endor," who's in the bible.
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or did you mean the pun? :asthing:
:LMAO:
the pun is her name, from "The Witch of Endor," who's in the bible.
Yes, that would be it, the pun. You are a well.
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i am Helvetica - The Font of All Knowledge.
/cracks up!
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I'm Arial - all over the place (area). :P
Kill me, kill me now. :laugh:
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I'm SPARTACUS!
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I'm Arial - all over the place (area). :P
Kill me, kill me now. :laugh:
i shall - in parts of south bristol, that's how they ALWAYS say "area". :yikes:
:LMAO:
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I'm Arial - all over the place (area). :P
Kill me, kill me now. :laugh:
i shall - in parts of south bristol, that's how they ALWAYS say "area". :yikes:
:LMAO:
Don't kill him!! :o The Ignore function c'est Tres Magnifique. I shall kiss odeon on both ze cheeks! :thanks: :moon: Az I am a sycophantic azz keeser, Mais Oui! :P :-*
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now look - i was going to attempt to shag him to death. or to keep going until i expired. don't deny him that pleasure. ;)
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:eyelash:
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got to be worth a try, surely, O Man?
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now look - i was going to attempt to shag him to death. or to keep going until i expired. don't deny him that pleasure. ;)
AH, L'AMour, I am zo zorry, MAdame Lucifer, you are quite correct. Bon Apetit! :-*
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that's better. you are saved from The Eyebrow.
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that's better. you are saved from The Eyebrow.
Being turned into a Newt IS terribly inconvenient! :laugh:
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:laugh:
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that's better. you are saved from The Eyebrow.
Being turned into a Newt IS terribly inconvenient! :laugh:
especially for the newt.
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Would the newt know?
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you'd be surprised...
8)
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Would the newt know?
Who knows what the newt knew? I do, do you?? I know that you do! :P
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Would the newt know?
The new newt knew, the old newt, no. I know that no newt knew before the new newt knew, ya know.
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Would the newt know?
The new newt knew, the old newt, no. I know that no newt knew before the new newt knew, ya know.
Who knew?? :o
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I newt you'd say that.
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I know nowt about no newt! :toporly:
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That's a newt approach.
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Methinks, the Newt is knackered now!
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I already tried talking to Calendale to help him out, but it didn't work. I willl not ignore him though.
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:LMAO: at ozy, dawg and odeon!
"grumpy" old men? i think not. ;)
:plus:
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Would the newt know?
The new newt knew, the old newt, no. I know that no newt knew before the new newt knew, ya know.
this is sheer genius! :laugh:
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I already tried talking to Calendale to help him out, but it didn't work. I willl not ignore him though.
that's cool, flo. what did you say? :thumbup:
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I already tried talking to Calendale to help him out, but it didn't work. I willl not ignore him though.
that's cool, flo. what did you say? :thumbup:
I don't know what he said, but I know what Cal replied:
"blubba blah blub blub bla blah blubba"
:LMAO:
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/dies.
you really are Dr. Evil. :heart:
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i am Helvetica - The Font of All Knowledge.
/cracks up!
Now that's a pun I get! (and I use helvetica ALL the time)
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noooooooooooooo! times new roman is de rigeur - anything else is anathema!
/runs away screaming.
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I already tried talking to Calendale to help him out, but it didn't work. I willl not ignore him though.
That was really good of you to try, Randy.
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noooooooooooooo! times new roman is de rigeur - anything else is anathema!
/runs away screaming.
DB runs away to google de rigeur and anathema!!!
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:laugh:
/recommends the oxford shorter english dictionary.
actually, as an aside (which is completely relevant), i was told to find some refences which had more academic weight for my thesis (i.e., they didn't know the subjects i was talking about at that point), and i found the lot in the shorter OED - it's practically an encyclopaedia! :heart:
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:laugh:
/recommends the oxford shorter english dictionary.
actually, as an aside (which is completely relevant), i was told to find some refences which had more academic weight for my thesis (i.e., they didn't know the subjects i was talking about at that point), and i found the lot in the shorter OED - it's practically an encyclopaedia! :heart:
Academic weight, you mean the thump factor?
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The real thing is heavy enough to kill. ;D
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:laugh:
/recommends the oxford shorter english dictionary.
actually, as an aside (which is completely relevant), i was told to find some refences which had more academic weight for my thesis (i.e., they didn't know the subjects i was talking about at that point), and i found the lot in the shorter OED - it's practically an encyclopaedia! :heart:
Academic weight, you mean the thump factor?
:laugh:
i wish - nitpicking cow, she was. :grrr:
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The real thing is heavy enough to kill. ;D
true. best behave yourself, then.
badly, of course. ;)
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The real thing is heavy enough to kill. ;D
true. best behave yourself, then.
badly, of course. ;)
Want to leaf through it with me? :eyelash:
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The real thing is heavy enough to kill. ;D
true. best behave yourself, then.
badly, of course. ;)
Want to leaf through it with me? :eyelash:
indubitably... :-*
bet we could even get to "accrete" before you got my kit off.
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That's a long way into it, so... no. :laugh:
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:LMAO:
:heart:
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Me, I think "A" is too far into it. ;)
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Me, I think "A" is too far into it. ;)
sigh. i can point to the dictionary on our way to the bedroom, if you like? although i suspect even making it as far as the bedroom next time is optimistic, to say the least.
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Sigh? :(
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Would the newt know?
The new newt knew, the old newt, no. I know that no newt knew before the new newt knew, ya know.
this is sheer genius! :laugh:
Uhm, thanks, I think.
Just don't expect another performance, too soon.
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Sigh? :(
i'm playing hard to get. :LMAO:
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Would the newt know?
The new newt knew, the old newt, no. I know that no newt knew before the new newt knew, ya know.
this is sheer genius! :laugh:
Uhm, thanks, I think.
Just don't expect another performance, too soon.
that one will last for ages, so don't fret. :-*
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:laugh:
/recommends the oxford shorter english dictionary.
actually, as an aside (which is completely relevant), i was told to find some refences which had more academic weight for my thesis (i.e., they didn't know the subjects i was talking about at that point), and i found the lot in the shorter OED - it's practically an encyclopaedia! :heart:
Our library has on display an eighteen volume version of The Oxford English Dictionary from ancient times. It is beautifull and they alllow us to touch itt.
(I think it's fromm the thirties and it doesn't smell bad. I remembered the ISBN number for a couple of years after I moved here, but it's gone, now. I need a new thrilll.)
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:drool:
one of my dreams is to own the full OED. i'd never be seen again. :laugh:
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:drool:
one of my dreams is to own the full OED. i'd never be seen again. :laugh:
I want it too. And this:
(http://images.bestwebbuys.com/muze/books/49/9780582517349.jpg)
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Sigh? :(
i'm playing hard to get. :LMAO:
It's working. :(
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Sigh? :(
i'm playing hard to get. :LMAO:
It's working. :(
NOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!
quick, look at these:
:cfm: :boobs: :squit: :bananas: :diddle: (http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/00000981.gif)
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:drool:
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:drool:
phew! do you love me again now, then? :eyelash:
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:drool:
phew! do you love me again now, then? :eyelash:
Why, of course.
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/beans.
:-* :heart:
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:drool:
one of my dreams is to own the full OED. i'd never be seen again. :laugh:
I have the two volume compact version, the one that comes with its own magnifying glass to read.
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:laugh:
i have that, but without the magnifying glass: it's obviously more british to squint. :LMAO:
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:laugh:
i have that, but without the magnifying glass: it's obviously more british to squint. :LMAO:
It's from a history involving all those fucking tiny boats out looking for women all over the world.
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serves them right for trying to copulate with tiny boats. :P
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Those horny sailors would copulate with anything! :P :arrr:
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:laugh:
i have that, but without the magnifying glass: it's obviously more british to squint. :LMAO:
Damn. I can't be British, then. I need my reading glasses or they won't be any reading at all.
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serves them right for trying to copulate with tiny boats. :P
And produce lifeboats? :P
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:laugh:
i have that, but without the magnifying glass: it's obviously more british to squint. :LMAO:
Damn. I can't be British, then. I need my reading glasses or they won't be any reading at all.
that's just personal magnifying glasses, so it's okay - you're still a Britlet. :-*
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serves them right for trying to copulate with tiny boats. :P
And produce lifeboats? :P
:laugh:
marv! :clap:
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:laugh:
i have that, but without the magnifying glass: it's obviously more british to squint. :LMAO:
Damn. I can't be British, then. I need my reading glasses or they won't be any reading at all.
that's just personal magnifying glasses, so it's okay - you're still a Britlet. :-*
A Britlet witchlet, then?
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hmmmm... that's clunky.
make it a Britling witchlet, okay?
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It's a clunket (=a clunky phrase).
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stop now, before it ends in tears. (yours, i might add :laugh: ).
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We'll want to avoid a tearlet. :LMAO:
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see what i mean?
/goes off muttering...
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I can't help it. :P
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btw, is it cal's birthday, or something?
(says she, noticing the title of the thread for once :laugh: ).
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I could check the calendar thingy if I could be arsed.
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i was arsed, for once - it was on monday.
however, and far more entertaining...
i didn't realise hadron's birthday was on april the first! :LMAO:
(sorry, hadders, but it IS fucking hilarious!)
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I suppose the man upstairs was trying to tell him something. :laugh:
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I suppose the man upstairs was trying to tell him something. :laugh:
man? fine witchlet you are. :P
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It's the woman downstairs that makes the day, though, wouldn't you say? ;D
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oh, that was verrrry quick thinking. :clap:
i'm impressed. :-*
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