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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Peter on May 07, 2007, 06:45:48 AM

Title: Help with emigrating
Post by: Peter on May 07, 2007, 06:45:48 AM
Not for me, but for a friend.  She lives in Brunei where, as a girl, she has pretty much no rights and is the property of her parents, despite being a teacher in her 20's.  She wants to emigrate to Australia, but she doesn't qualify for their immigration requirements.  What countries are easier to get into?  Her dad keeps her passport to stop her from leaving, but she might be allowed to go with her brother to Australia, which would get her away from the family's control and leave her with her passport, enabling her to go to other countries from there.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Litigious on May 07, 2007, 06:47:48 AM
Sweden is by far the easiest country in Europe to get into.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Peter on May 07, 2007, 06:51:35 AM
Sweden is by far the easiest country in Europe to get into.

Can you give me some links for immigrating to Sweden?
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Peter on May 07, 2007, 06:59:52 AM
Never mind; found it: http://www.migrationsverket.se/english.html
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Kosmonaut on May 07, 2007, 07:03:09 AM
Doesnt seem to hard to get into England.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Litigious on May 07, 2007, 07:17:03 AM
Doesnt seem to hard to get into England.

 ;D
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2007, 11:41:52 AM
how can i get the fuck out of the USA?
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Litigious on May 07, 2007, 11:59:15 AM
how can i get the fuck out of the USA?

Just go down to Méjico and sneak over.  8)
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2007, 12:06:54 PM
how can i get the fuck out of the USA?

Just go down to Méjico and sneak over.  8)
right.

i am sure that there is likely a bounty on my head in mexico.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Pyraxis on May 07, 2007, 12:15:50 PM
McJ - get a brain-job in Canada, there is a serious brain drain problem with all the smart people moving down to the better opportunities in the USA. Or at least there was five years ago; presumably the issue's still there.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2007, 12:28:16 PM
McJ - get a brain-job in Canada, there is a serious brain drain problem with all the smart people moving down to the better opportunities in the USA. Or at least there was five years ago; presumably the issue's still there.
i am positioning myself to make a difference right where i am.
the labour issue is a great concern of mine.
it never used to be, because i am both lucky and talented.  i always expected to land on my feet.  but, eversince i had children, the future of the working class has become a great passion of mine.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Pyraxis on May 07, 2007, 12:29:03 PM
Fair enough, but you did say how could you get the fuck out of the USA.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2007, 12:32:07 PM
Fair enough, but you did say how could you get the fuck out of the USA.
i would like to get out of southern california....the weather is decent, but there is just too many fucking people....but alas, i am tied to the ports.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Litigious on May 07, 2007, 12:39:56 PM
how can i get the fuck out of the USA?

Just go down to Méjico and sneak over.  8)
right.

i am sure that there is likely a bounty on my head in mexico.

Why? Are you a Mexican-slayer?  ??? Or just for being a gringo?



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Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2007, 01:50:52 PM
i am extremely creative in the ways that i torture outside truck drivers on the docks.

trust me, they are nearly all mexican nationalists, and they hate my gringo arse.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Scrapheap on May 07, 2007, 01:54:43 PM
i am extremely creative in the ways that i torture outside truck drivers on the docks.

trust me, they are nearly all mexican nationalists, and they hate my gringo arse.

Do you crap on their heads when you're above them in your crane??
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2007, 02:03:04 PM
i am extremely creative in the ways that i torture outside truck drivers on the docks.

trust me, they are nearly all mexican nationalists, and they hate my gringo arse.

Do you crap on their heads when you're above them in your crane??
i have been known to pee.  :laugh:


actually, lately i have been taking 17 ton forklift jobs, called heavylifts.

stacking and unstacking chassis.

i can't get cranes until the summer, when business picks up.  but this thime next year i will have done my time (10 years) and i will likely be a stady crane operator.  i dunno.  i have decisions to make in the next four months.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Teejay on May 11, 2007, 06:31:10 AM
Not for me, but for a friend.  She lives in Brunei where, as a girl, she has pretty much no rights and is the property of her parents, despite being a teacher in her 20's.  She wants to emigrate to Australia, but she doesn't qualify for their immigration requirements.  What countries are easier to get into?  Her dad keeps her passport to stop her from leaving, but she might be allowed to go with her brother to Australia, which would get her away from the family's control and leave her with her passport, enabling her to go to other countries from there.

Australia used to have a lot of family migration, but that got curtailed.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: richard on May 11, 2007, 08:48:01 PM
Sweden is by far the easiest country in Europe to get into.
really?
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Calandale on May 11, 2007, 11:49:02 PM
Sweden is by far the easiest country in Europe to get into.
really?

And swedes are the easiest women in Europe to get into?
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Litigious on May 12, 2007, 12:02:53 AM
Sweden is by far the easiest country in Europe to get into.
really?

And swedes are the easiest women in Europe to get into?

Yep, if you're a foreigner or if you're an ignorant, macho bully-type Swede.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Calandale on May 12, 2007, 12:15:13 AM
Sweden is by far the easiest country in Europe to get into.
really?

And swedes are the easiest women in Europe to get into?

Yep, if you're a foreigner or if you're an ignorant, macho bully-type Swede.

Getting in ain't the problem though. I'd kinda want something
I could keep.
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Scrapheap on May 12, 2007, 12:16:28 AM
Sweden is by far the easiest country in Europe to get into.
really?

And swedes are the easiest women in Europe to get into?

Yep, if you're a foreigner or if you're an ignorant, macho bully-type Swede.

So if I go there to visit, I can just beat up sume poor guy and the babes will come flocking to me ??
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Litigious on May 12, 2007, 12:30:48 AM
Sweden is by far the easiest country in Europe to get into.
really?

And swedes are the easiest women in Europe to get into?

Yep, if you're a foreigner or if you're an ignorant, macho bully-type Swede.

So if I go there to visit, I can just beat up sume poor guy and the babes will come flocking to me ??

Something like that, yes. But that's the way most women are, to be quite honest, isn't it?  ;)
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: McGiver on May 12, 2007, 07:13:58 AM
Sweden is by far the easiest country in Europe to get into.
really?

And swedes are the easiest women in Europe to get into?

Yep, if you're a foreigner or if you're an ignorant, macho bully-type Swede.

So if I go there to visit, I can just beat up sume poor guy and the babes will come flocking to me ??

Something like that, yes. But that's the way most women are, to be quite honest, isn't it?  ;)
what if i kicked your arse.  would you get some sympathy rim jobs?
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: The_P on May 12, 2007, 07:38:28 AM
I want to emigrate my cock inside Hale_Bopp's southern regions.  :angel:
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: Litigious on May 12, 2007, 09:10:25 AM
Sweden is by far the easiest country in Europe to get into.
really?

And swedes are the easiest women in Europe to get into?

Yep, if you're a foreigner or if you're an ignorant, macho bully-type Swede.

So if I go there to visit, I can just beat up sume poor guy and the babes will come flocking to me ??

Something like that, yes. But that's the way most women are, to be quite honest, isn't it?  ;)
what if i kicked your arse.  would you get some sympathy rim jobs?

That's also possible. Some women sympathize with guys who have been kicked in the arse as well. Might be a win-win situation for me.  8)
Title: Re: Help with emigrating
Post by: McGiver on May 12, 2007, 10:28:35 AM
Sweden is by far the easiest country in Europe to get into.
really?

And swedes are the easiest women in Europe to get into?

Yep, if you're a foreigner or if you're an ignorant, macho bully-type Swede.

So if I go there to visit, I can just beat up sume poor guy and the babes will come flocking to me ??

Something like that, yes. But that's the way most women are, to be quite honest, isn't it?  ;)
what if i kicked your arse.  would you get some sympathy rim jobs?

That's also possible. Some women sympathize with guys who have been kicked in the arse as well. Might be a win-win situation for me.  8)
i know these things.  and the maternal instict.

that is why i suggested it.