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Title: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Scrapheap on January 08, 2007, 11:15:30 PM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

DONT DO IT QC!!!!!!!!!! We love you!!!! You have too much to live for!!!!!!  :o ;) :laugh:
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Callaway on January 08, 2007, 11:17:06 PM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

Why do you ask, Quirky Carla?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2007, 11:21:51 PM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

Why do you ask, Quirky Carla?

Curiosity.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: McGiver on January 08, 2007, 11:38:15 PM
i love you QC.

and australia is waiting for their new queen.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Peter on January 08, 2007, 11:39:58 PM
Get a bottle of helium from a party supply shop, fill a large bag with it, insert your head and secure the bag around your neck with some elastic bands.  You'll pass out very quickly and completely without discomfort, and 5-10 minutes later you'll be brain dead.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2007, 11:49:04 PM
Is helium necessary? What if someone just put a plastic bag over their head and went to sleep?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Peter on January 08, 2007, 11:53:29 PM
Yes, the helium is necessary.  It dilutes the CO2 in your exhaled breath, so that your CO2 levels stay low while your O2 levels drop, thus avoiding the activation of the breathing reflex (since the breathing reflex is activated by high CO2 levels rather than low O2 levels).  Pure nitrogen would work too, but helium is probably easier to get hold of.  With just a plastic bag and ordinary air, you'll quickly start fighting for breath and become extremely uncomfortable, just like you would if you held your breath.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2007, 11:55:38 PM
k thanks
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Peter on January 08, 2007, 11:58:55 PM
Note also that simply experimenting with putting your head in a bag of helium is extremely dangerous, since you're liable to pass out without warning and asphixiate.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 09, 2007, 12:26:06 AM
Ok. Thanks for the info.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Scrapheap on January 09, 2007, 12:40:57 AM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

You could STEAL a gun..... ::)
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Peter on January 09, 2007, 12:44:49 AM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

You could STEAL a gun..... ::)

Guns aren't really foolproof though.  There's always a fairly large chance of the bullet missing all the vital bits and just leaving you horribly maimed/brain damaged.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Scrapheap on January 09, 2007, 12:52:50 AM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

You could STEAL a gun..... ::)

Guns aren't really foolproof though.  There's always a fairly large chance of the bullet missing all the vital bits and just leaving you horribly maimed/brain damaged.

This may be true of some pinheads (some of which post here) but my head is too big of a target to miss.  :o
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Callaway on January 09, 2007, 12:55:17 AM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

You could STEAL a gun..... ::)

Guns aren't really foolproof though.  There's always a fairly large chance of the bullet missing all the vital bits and just leaving you horribly maimed/brain damaged.

This may be true of some pinheads (some of which post here) but my head is too big of a target to miss.  :o

How big is your head?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Peter on January 09, 2007, 12:56:23 AM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

You could STEAL a gun..... ::)

Guns aren't really foolproof though.  There's always a fairly large chance of the bullet missing all the vital bits and just leaving you horribly maimed/brain damaged.

This may be true of some pinheads (some of which post here) but my head is too big of a target to miss.  :o

Hitting your head is no guarantee of death. 
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Scrapheap on January 09, 2007, 12:59:54 AM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

You could STEAL a gun..... ::)

Guns aren't really foolproof though.  There's always a fairly large chance of the bullet missing all the vital bits and just leaving you horribly maimed/brain damaged.

This may be true of some pinheads (some of which post here) but my head is too big of a target to miss.  :o

Hitting your head is no guarantee of death. 

You might very well be right!! We need to do some experimenting here.........Has anyone seen RobertN ??  ;) :laugh:
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: odeon on January 09, 2007, 01:51:27 AM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

QC, do we need to worry about you now? ???
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 09, 2007, 01:58:47 AM
no, i think i will be ok
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Mr Smith on January 09, 2007, 04:56:30 AM
I was actually going to search the same topic on google tonight. Rather uncanny.

Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Diesel on January 09, 2007, 05:45:20 AM
Has anyone seen RobertN ??  ;) :laugh:

BLASPHEMY!  ;)
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: jman on January 09, 2007, 06:44:30 AM
fuck!!

This is all my fault please talk to me if you can  :'(
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 06:44:39 AM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

You could STEAL a gun..... ::)

Guns aren't really foolproof though.  There's always a fairly large chance of the bullet missing all the vital bits and just leaving you horribly maimed/brain damaged.

This may be true of some pinheads (some of which post here) but my head is too big of a target to miss.  :o

Hitting your head is no guarantee of death. 

The best way using a gun would be putting it in your mouth in a 45 degree angle towards the brain. Both will the bullet most likely be able to get through the brain, as will the gas pressure from the gun powder "help" by simply bursting the head from inside...with a rifle with a calibre over .22 or shotgun the death is almost 100% sure, since the head will practically be blown into pieces. Not nice for the relatives, but quick and painless for the one who commits the suicide...
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: odeon on January 09, 2007, 06:49:06 AM
fuck!!

This is all my fault please talk to me if you can  :'(

What's all your fault, Jman? Are you OK?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: jman on January 09, 2007, 06:54:38 AM
I think it's best we keep whats on my mind off public boards
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 06:55:39 AM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

If you ask because you can't buy a gun legally in your state, go to Vermont. Guns are totally free there.

If you ask because you don't want to use a gun, there are several ways. Very high doses of barbiturates or strong opiates like Vicodin would do, if you take 100 tablets or more. Take 10 at a time and wait at least 5 minutes, preferrably 10, between every intake. If you take it with small amounts of alcohol at each intake, death will be even more certain.

The exhausts from a car will do, if the car is standing in a garage and you put a hose from the exhaust pipe into the coupé. Cars without catalysts are the best for this method, though.

Throwing yourself infront of a train is a popular method in Sweden. It's even messier than shooting yourself, but it's almost 100% foolproof, especially if you're jumping from a bridge, so that the train has no chance to stop.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: jman on January 09, 2007, 06:57:34 AM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

If you ask because you can't buy a gun legally in your state, go to Vermont. Guns are totally free there.

If you ask because you don't want to use a gun, there are several ways. Very high doses of barbiturates or strong opiates like Vicodin would do, if you take 100 tablets or more. Take 10 at a time and wait at least 5 minutes, preferrably 10, between every intake. If you take it with small amounts of alcohol at each intake, death will be even more certain.

The exhausts from a car will do, if the car is standing in a garage and you put a hose from the exhaust pipe into the coupé. Cars without catalysts are the best for this method, though.

Throwing yourself infront of a train is a popular method in Sweden. It's even messier than shooting yourself, but it's almost 100% foolproof, especially if you're jumping from a bridge, so that the train has no chance to stop.

are you trying to encourage her litigious
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 06:58:52 AM
No, certainly not. I just gave her some advices, because she asked for them. I don't want anyone here to take their lives.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: jman on January 09, 2007, 07:02:07 AM
me neither

espescially her I care too much for her
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on January 09, 2007, 07:38:40 AM
Throwing yourself infront of a train is a popular method in Sweden. It's even messier than shooting yourself, but it's almost 100% foolproof, especially if you're jumping from a bridge, so that the train has no chance to stop.
It has no chance to stop regardless. Trains, while going at full speed, simply cannot brake quickly enough to stop in time to avoid killing someone on the rail, unless they can be seen from quite far away.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 07:38:56 AM
Fuck the helium.  Use nitros oxide.  It is a little harder to get(not impossible) but it is worth it.  You'll get high as hell, and then go to sleep and never wake up.

It is by far the most fun way to die.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 09, 2007, 07:53:30 AM
That sounds fun, Nomaken, but I have no idea where I'd get ahold of some.

For those who are worried, I think I'm going to be ok and I'm sorry I worried you.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 07:59:02 AM
Why did you ask then? Out of curiosity? I gave you some advices, but I really don't want you to carry them out. But if you're determined to commit suicide, it would be better to really die than being a vegetable... :(
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 09, 2007, 08:03:53 AM
yea and i was feeling really depressed and knowing of a method that is doable and would actually work would hopefully have made me feel less trapped (if that makes sense)
i'm most likely not going to do anything that drastic
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 08:15:31 AM
A gun is the easiest way, though. I have the means for all the other methods mentioned, but I wish I had at least a 9 mm pistol... :(
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 08:23:27 AM
I know you aren't going to kill yourself. I am so willing to hand out the methods is because 1) I know how frustrating it is to start talking about suicide and have everyone around you go, "OMFG NO!".  and 2) because I know the trapped feeling.  But nitros oxide is available at paintball shops.  An alternative propellant to CO2 is nitros oxide.

If you were really hell bent to kill yourself you wouldn't need us telling you how, you'd figure out a way.  So I know you aren't so gung ho that upon finding an easy way you would immediately do it.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: El on January 09, 2007, 08:24:14 AM
It's a good thing to know what will be lethal and what won't.  Probably kept me from attempting a couple times, just knowing there was nothing lethal in my house and all an OD or a razorblade (if I could ever get the damn thing out of its casing) would do is fuck me up.

BTW, on that topic, how do you get a razorblade out of a razor head?  Do you just smash the head?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 08:30:25 AM
You can buy razorblades without the razor. They're available in hardware stores. Or carpet knives, like the morons used on 9/11. You can use really sharp kitchen knives as well.

And an OD of Vicodine will do, if you take many tablets enough.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 08:32:42 AM
Usually they have a method to replace them.  In tools that use razorblades you often unscrew a bolt in the tool which holds it in place.  But that is only if the razor is replacable.

Yeah but spare razors aren't in her house, and if the vicodin OD DOESNT work, it usually makes it VERY hard to make a second attempt.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: El on January 09, 2007, 08:34:08 AM
Hence why I flushed the Vicodin- I knew THAT might kill me.

And I mean like Venus or Mach 3.  Is there a way to get at the blades? This is for a story I'm writing, veins freak me out so 99% of the time I don't have the capacity to off myself that way.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 08:35:31 AM
If I were so inclined to be suicidal, I don't think I could go without being amused if my failed attempt at suicide fucked something up that made it impossible to try again.  "God dammit, why the motor controls!  Meh! Guh!  Common!  All I need to do is plug in a god damn toaster and turn on the water, common!  Miss!  Dammit!"

I'd have to get a look at the razors.  Some razors have disposable unremovable blades.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 08:36:36 AM
Hence why I flushed the Vicodin- I knew THAT might kill me.

And I mean like Venus or Mach 3.  Is there a way to get at the blades? This is for a story I'm writing, veins freak me out so 99% of the time I don't have the capacity to off myself that way.

Take a small screwdriver (a "precision" screwdriver) and just break the razor head. I've done it on occasions.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 08:38:09 AM
/me hobbles outside and talks to some school children.

"Hey!  Hey!  Can I have some help, i'm trying to kill myself and I can't plug in a goddamn toaster.  Can you give me a hand?  Hey, where you goin'?  Common, this is like 10 seconds of fucking work.  I think I have a snickers in the freezer you can have, common!"
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 08:38:57 AM
Hmmm, that is an interesting story.  Somebody who is trying to kill himself but can't pull it off.  I think we could make a feature length film about that.

A slapstick comedy.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 08:43:37 AM
But for fuck's sake! You live in America! If you want a gun, you can either buy it legally where you live or buy it in another state. Or you can buy it illegally for that matter. Illegal guns aren't that hard to find in the US either...
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: McGiver on January 09, 2007, 08:56:08 AM
But for fuck's sake! You live in America! If you want a gun, you can either buy it legally where you live or buy it in another state. Or you can buy it illegally for that matter. Illegal guns aren't that hard to find in the US either...
didn't you know that we have trees that grow guns and ammo?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 08:59:22 AM
But for fuck's sake! You live in America! If you want a gun, you can either buy it legally where you live or buy it in another state. Or you can buy it illegally for that matter. Illegal guns aren't that hard to find in the US either...
didn't you know that we have trees that grow guns and ammo?

/me calls the air port and books a ticket to the US

 ;D
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: El on January 09, 2007, 10:38:04 AM
Hmmm, that is an interesting story.  Somebody who is trying to kill himself but can't pull it off.  I think we could make a feature length film about that.

A slapstick comedy.

It's been done, and it was a slapstick:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088794/

Worth watching, I find it quite funny.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Diesel on January 09, 2007, 11:15:07 AM
Hmmm, that is an interesting story.  Somebody who is trying to kill himself but can't pull it off.  I think we could make a feature length film about that.

A slapstick comedy.

It's been done, and it was a slapstick:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088794/

Worth watching, I find it quite funny.


Great movie!

"Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew-up Ricky"   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Graelwyn on January 09, 2007, 11:24:09 AM
I'd just either cut the artery in my neck...the jugular...or that one on the inside of the thigh. I knew someone who was watching some young woman's cam, when she undressed, sat down and slit the vein on her inner thigh and died in front of him on there.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Callaway on January 09, 2007, 12:46:54 PM
I'd just either cut the artery in my neck...the jugular...or that one on the inside of the thigh. I knew someone who was watching some young woman's cam, when she undressed, sat down and slit the vein on her inner thigh and died in front of him on there.

The jugular is a vein.  The artery in the neck is called the carotid artery.  My daughter had her right carotid artery cut to hook up to an ECMO machine to save her life when she was a baby.  Then they sewed it back up after they were able to wean her from the machine.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Graelwyn on January 09, 2007, 02:19:04 PM
ok. The caratid artery then lol. I don't tend to read up much on medical terminology.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 09, 2007, 02:21:42 PM
Hmmm, that is an interesting story.  Somebody who is trying to kill himself but can't pull it off.  I think we could make a feature length film about that.

A slapstick comedy.

It's been done, and it was a slapstick:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088794/

Worth watching, I find it quite funny.

I love that movie!
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 03:41:21 PM
I officially regard this thread as a success.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: odeon on January 09, 2007, 03:42:43 PM
...because?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 03:46:54 PM
Got a reference to a good movie.  And we learned where the aorta isn't.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 03:47:25 PM
We're all so fuckíng good at suicide methods, and yet no-one has committed suicide after reading this thread, at least not that we know of.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: ozymandias on January 09, 2007, 04:04:08 PM
Personally, I feel that killing myself would hurt the people who love me IRL.  And even at my worst moments of crisis, I never really considered it.  I am just to fucking stubborn and love life too much to give up now.  And finally, it would give too many assholes, twits, twats, fools, idiots, jerk offs, pompous arrogant SOB"s pleasure if I did! :evillaugh:  Besides, my life is too good right now to throw it away for some stupid reason! 8)  <rant over>
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 09, 2007, 04:08:29 PM
Normally I feel like that, but occasionally I get really down...
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 04:14:27 PM
Be glad that you live in the land of the free and the home of the brave, so that you can blow your brains out and don't have to use some cowardly European method.  8)
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 09, 2007, 04:19:34 PM
A sucess with 5 pages too. ;D
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Peter on January 09, 2007, 04:23:13 PM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=suicide
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: odeon on January 09, 2007, 04:31:41 PM
I dunno... I wouldn't want to call a reasonably on-topic suicide advise thread a success.  :-\
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Peter on January 09, 2007, 04:49:03 PM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

I dunno... I wouldn't want to call a reasonably on-topic suicide advise thread a success.  :-\

It was informative, there was some minor drama, and nobody died.  Sounds like a success to me.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: odeon on January 09, 2007, 04:57:47 PM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

I dunno... I wouldn't want to call a reasonably on-topic suicide advise thread a success.  :-\

It was informative, there was some minor drama, and nobody died.  Sounds like a success to me.

You have a point. +
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 09, 2007, 09:26:42 PM
Be glad that you live in the land of the free and the home of the brave, so that you can blow your brains out and don't have to use some cowardly European method.  8)

i wouldn't want to use a gun anyway and it's hard to get them legally in my state
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 10, 2007, 06:11:53 AM
Be glad that you live in the land of the free and the home of the brave, so that you can blow your brains out and don't have to use some cowardly European method.  8)

i wouldn't want to use a gun anyway and it's hard to get them legally in my state

But they are easy to get in Vermont. You just go in and buy them, that's all. They in principle have the same gun law they had in 1791, when they accepted the Declaration of Independence. That's what I call a tradition.  8) But otherwise, that Vicodine method is very safe.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: El on January 10, 2007, 08:31:46 AM
We're all so fuckíng good at suicide methods, and yet no-one has committed suicide after reading this thread, at least not that we know of.  :evillaugh:
I did!  I'm dead!  I'm posting as a ghost!

Got a reference to a good movie.  And we learned where the aorta isn't.

A reference to another good movie:

"Your aorta is in your heart."
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 10, 2007, 08:37:18 AM
Tell us, PMSL, how is it on the other side?  8)
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Scrapheap on January 10, 2007, 10:02:45 AM
I did!  I'm dead!  I'm posting as a ghost!



Are the Nightclubs in hell as good as I've heard??
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 10, 2007, 10:07:14 AM
I heard the boiling sulfur drinks were for free there.  8)
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: El on January 10, 2007, 10:11:05 AM
I did!  I'm dead!  I'm posting as a ghost!



Are the Nightclubs in hell as good as I've heard??

I wouldn't know, I haven't left earth yet.  I have to roam and post on Intensity until my Karma reaches a million, as punishment for my previous wickeness on the board.  If I reach a million, I can move on and be free.

Right now it kind of sucks because I can't part my hair and be sure it looks OK; I don't have a reflection.  On the upside, I've scare dhte shit out of a few people I encountered.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 10, 2007, 10:14:09 AM
To the best of your knowledge are you a ghost that looks perfect and happy, or all fucked up from the moment of death like 6th sense?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: El on January 10, 2007, 10:32:32 AM
For what I can see of myself I look basically OK but kinda see-through.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: McGiver on January 10, 2007, 10:38:52 AM
For what I can see of myself I look basically OK but kinda see-through.
can we kinda see your vital organs?

btw-how did you do it?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 10, 2007, 10:46:22 AM
How about the not so vital organs?  (Man it pisses me off that I can't find far side comics)
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Scrapheap on January 10, 2007, 02:16:49 PM

I wouldn't know, I haven't left earth yet.  I have to roam and post on Intensity until my Karma reaches a million, as punishment for my previous wickeness on the board.  If I reach a million, I can move on and be free.


Asw soon as you approach 1 million karma, I'll start gheying your karma to keep you here forever!!!
Bruuuuwwuhhhuhaaahaaahaa!!! :evillaugh: :evillaugh: >:D
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 10, 2007, 02:40:51 PM
We're all so fuckíng good at suicide methods, and yet no-one has committed suicide after reading this thread, at least not that we know of.  :evillaugh:
I did!  I'm dead!  I'm posting as a ghost!

Got a reference to a good movie.  And we learned where the aorta isn't.

A reference to another good movie:

"Your aorta is in your heart."

I love that movie too.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Callaway on January 10, 2007, 02:55:46 PM

I wouldn't know, I haven't left earth yet.  I have to roam and post on Intensity until my Karma reaches a million, as punishment for my previous wickeness on the board.  If I reach a million, I can move on and be free.


Asw soon as you approach 1 million karma, I'll start gheying your karma to keep you here forever!!!
Bruuuuwwuhhhuhaaahaaahaa!!! :evillaugh: :evillaugh: >:D

I think a 1 million karma is impossible anyway.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 10, 2007, 02:56:52 PM
Not for a ghost!  :o
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Callaway on January 10, 2007, 02:57:47 PM
Not for a ghost!  :o

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: ozymandias on January 10, 2007, 03:29:40 PM
A poem by Dorothy Parker seems appropriate here:

Resume

Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful,
nooses give,
Gas smells awful!
You might as well live!
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 10, 2007, 04:14:10 PM
A poem by Dorothy Parker seems appropriate here:

Resume

Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful,
nooses give,
Gas smells awful!
You might as well live!


 :laugh:
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: El on January 10, 2007, 04:58:55 PM
For what I can see of myself I look basically OK but kinda see-through.
can we kinda see your vital organs?

btw-how did you do it?

1.  Nope, sorry, they're on loan to friends.

2.  I found this gigantic icile haning from the roof of my house, so I set it up in the snow, climbed onto the roof of my house, jumped, and impaled myself on it.  You're the only one that knowns this, because it got warm right after and now nobody has any idea how the fuck I got so badly hurt from a two-story fall.

How about the not so vital organs?  (Man it pisses me off that I can't find far side comics)

They're with my pianos.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 12:32:59 AM
I really don't care any of You at all anymore.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 12:35:30 AM
For Will never understand Me I can never understand You either.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on January 13, 2007, 12:47:31 AM
I really don't care any of You at all anymore.
For Will never understand Me I can never understand You either.
Combined with some of your other recent posts, this is getting worrying.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 12:49:48 AM
I really don't care any of You at all anymore.
For Will never understand Me I can never understand You either.
Combined with some of your other recent posts, this is getting worrying.

I agree. Whats wrong, kevv?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 12:57:06 AM
I am tried of the BS around here.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on January 13, 2007, 01:01:58 AM
What are you referring to? I² in general, or something specific?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: DirtDawg on January 13, 2007, 01:07:59 AM
I am tried of the BS around here.

Hey, Kevv, I'm a little slow on the uptake still, from a really bad time the other day. Get me up to speed, please. What have I missed?

What's going on, here, and  with you?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 01:29:23 AM
I am tried very Ass tried of it All in the end. The games We play for the games that are not there for the Living must care. The Living yet ponder the the dead to care. Throughout My Live I have spoken the the truth for all to see and to do. For the truth who cares to now at all. You are Yourselves but We must yet care for each other should We not. I am tried of playing games around here. I will never be understood at All. Guess what Life is harder to understand. Nobody cares at all for Me. If the did they would respond. I am tried of All of You. Nobody is willing to listen at all is there at all. We keep playing these games and nothing comes of them. So FUCK YOU ALL as I see it I will yet do Myself end in the end. I am tried of it all here at Intensity2. I have been here from the beginning from Intensity[sup1][/sup]is it how We make. I am tired of the games in the end. Nobody at all.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 01:31:34 AM
Kevv, I care about you. We all care about you, in the end. What games are you referring to?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 01:37:21 AM
The gun would be the easiest would it not. I have lived through with a shotgun once with pistol I don't even care anymore.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: DirtDawg on January 13, 2007, 01:41:49 AM
We do care about You and your Times, Kevv. We All play silly games in fun, trying to squeeze a giggle out of a Tear. It rarely works, but we know no other way in Our ignroance, so we All keep playing. And time goes by, faster than we Know, it can.

How can we affect another, for some Good, except by Laughing or trying to make them Laugh?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 01:45:15 AM
The gun would be the easiest would it not. I have lived through with a shotgun once with pistol I don't even care anymore.
/me hugs kevv
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 01:50:32 AM
We do care about You and your Times, Kevv. We All play silly games in fun, trying to squeeze a giggle out of a Tear. It rarely works, but we know no other way in Our ignroance, so we All keep playing. And time goes by, faster than we Know, it can.

How can we affect another, for some Good, except by Laughing or trying to make them Laugh?
I am tried of the games this place plays. We all yet play games but I am tried of the games We all play in the end. It should be be taken seriously You can take as is or not.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 01:53:02 AM
Does really matter how I die? For I am tried of Living it.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 01:56:38 AM
Even end in the end I would have started it this thread QC I should have Myself.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: DirtDawg on January 13, 2007, 01:59:23 AM
Does really matter how I die? For I am tried of Living it.
Of course it does Not matter how we die. It is How we lived that Makes a difference, to others.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 02:00:04 AM
kevv we love you and want you to live. i shouldn't have made this thread. i made it when i was upset.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 02:12:56 AM
I've been up set with has gone on here and there at Intensity2?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 02:14:35 AM
what happened here that upset you?

Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 02:29:11 AM
what happened here that upset you?


Guess what everything.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 02:32:31 AM
Does it have to do with the election?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on January 13, 2007, 02:43:36 AM
Guess what everything.
Everything? But what was the critical point? During what event did you get upset?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: renaeden on January 13, 2007, 02:59:18 AM
Sometimes it's gradual, everything adds up and slowly, slowly, ending it seems a good idea.
I'm sorry it's this way for you kevv.


Off topic: Or is it on topic? : Don't try anti-epileptics, not much happens. Or maybe you have to take a load more of them than I did.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: DirtDawg on January 13, 2007, 03:06:15 AM

... and it comes in waves, sometimes. The last wave is still spinning you when the next one hits. You see the wave coming and you know your not positioned right for what's coming. No matter how hard you try the wave comes too soon.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: DirtDawg on January 13, 2007, 03:20:17 AM
what happened here that upset you?


Guess what everything.

I hope my part is minor, Kevv.

I also hope you are passed out from drinking your twelve beers too fast.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 06:45:05 AM
Does it have to do with the election?
The elections are nothing at all to Me and can care if I lose or win. I have fought for this site. I am tired of fighting it all in the end.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 06:56:37 AM
A gun would be the best pills I have I could do it that way too.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 13, 2007, 07:04:03 AM
I don't think there's been anyone here that hasn't been bullied or unjustly treated for most part of their lives. We are your friends here on this site. We have all been through that shit. If you kill yourself, you won't hurt the NTs that have been bullying you and treating you unjustly, but you will hurt us.

What is it with Intensity that has made you disappointed, besides the election?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: ozymandias on January 13, 2007, 07:12:53 AM
Kevv, I get tired of this place myself and not not many people listen to me either!  It's the way of forums!

But, FWIW, I care!
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 07:16:03 AM
I am just tired of this BS in the end I never do fit end and make friends even on the Internet either it must be the taurus in Me. I have gotten tired of it all all the BS that seems to be happening around here too.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 07:20:15 AM
Kevv, I get tired of this place myself and not not many people listen to me either!  It's the way of forums!

But, FWIW, I care!
I do care for what is happening here at Intensity2 even the original Intensity.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: McGiver on January 13, 2007, 07:26:53 AM
Kevv, I get tired of this place myself and not not many people listen to me either!  It's the way of forums!

But, FWIW, I care!
I do care for what is happening here at Intensity2 even the original Intensity.

we know.  so make change.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 07:31:29 AM
Kevv, I get tired of this place myself and not not many people listen to me either!  It's the way of forums!

But, FWIW, I care!
I do care for what is happening here at Intensity2 even the original Intensity.

we know.  so make change.
I have tired but Nobody does not care even any of You.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: McGiver on January 13, 2007, 07:51:52 AM
Kevv, I get tired of this place myself and not not many people listen to me either!  It's the way of forums!

But, FWIW, I care!
I do care for what is happening here at Intensity2 even the original Intensity.

we know.  so make change.
I have tired but Nobody does not care even any of You.

in a democracy, one person cannot make change unless they can convince others that their change would be better.

so stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 07:55:31 AM
You never cared to understand democracy.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: McGiver on January 13, 2007, 07:56:57 AM
You never cared to understand democracy.

what the fuck are you talking about.

is it undemocratic because you lost?
and why are you picking on me, i didn't even vote against you.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: purposefulinsanity on January 13, 2007, 09:31:32 AM
I do care about Intensity and I do care about its members.  Why do you suddenly think that you're the only one that does?  If you feel like no-one listens to your suggestions- post them in a new thread where people can see them- you don't need to be an admin to make suggestions on how we can improve the site.


I know you must be feeling awful but is lashing out at everyone like this really helping?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: odeon on January 13, 2007, 09:53:41 AM
Kevv, is there anything any of us can do to help you?
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: ozymandias on January 13, 2007, 12:30:39 PM
I'm here as well....there's a lot of people that like and respect you here and on the other forums!
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 01:00:17 PM
kevv, you have always been well-liked on the forums. we do care about you.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 10:24:28 PM
I am tired of it all.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 10:34:40 PM
i'm tired of you saying you're tired
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 10:53:04 PM
I am tired of it all in the end. Nobody will even understand My little Life.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: McGiver on January 13, 2007, 10:53:53 PM
I am tired of it all in the end. Nobody will even understand My little Life.
this is true of nearly every person ever to live, kevv.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Litigious on January 13, 2007, 10:56:21 PM
No-one can ever understand anyone else fully. That has nothing to do with being aspie or not.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Leto729 on January 13, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
I have lived and seen enough of Life to know what Life is in the end. All of You care for is each other nothing more than that at all.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Callaway on January 13, 2007, 11:15:03 PM
I care for you, Kevv.  I was up half the night last night trying to figure out how to get in touch with you, because I was concerned about you.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 16, 2007, 01:54:31 AM
"Last Goodbye"-The Calling

I turn the page
My story ends
I say goodbye to all my friends
I know it's getting late
Now the light is on my face
I changed the clocks back again
And ask forgiveness for my sins
Cause I don't know where I'll go
Well this is all that I really know

I'll keep holding on
I'll keep singing my song
It gets me through it
I've got the scars to prove it
Well I know the road is long
But I'm staying strong
So don't cry
Cause this is not my last goodbye

I'm finding out the hardest way
You learn before you fall from grace
In shadows we can grow
We are the seeds we sow
Through every single hour fades
From sand to stone and rock to clay
It's bittersweet this symphony
Enjoy the gift that's given to you and me

I'll keep holding on
I'll keep singing my song
It gets me through it
I've got the scars to prove it
Well I know the road is long
But I'm staying strong
So don't cry
Cause this is not my last goodbye

The red rain is pouring down
And now my feet don't touch the ground
I'm lost between the stars and moons
I will see you soon

I turn the page
My story ends
I say goodbye to all my friends
I know it's getting late
Now the light is on my face
I changed the clocks back again
And ask forgiveness for my sins
Cause I don't know where I'll go
Well this is all that I really know

I'll keep holding on
I'll keep singing my song
It gets me through it
I've got the scars to prove it
Well I know the road is long
But I'm staying strong
So don't cry
Cause this is not my last goodbye

Let me play for you
Let this heart ring true
One more time
Just one more time
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 16, 2007, 01:59:18 PM
Kevv, this might not mean much, but as a personal favor to me, would you mind suffering for a while longer?  Besides it just making me happy(which might not mean alot to you, but incase it does), there exists a decent stastitical likelihood that someone who understands you totally exists and you could find them(given our massively overpopulated planet).  And an overwhelming chance that plenty of people understand you at least partially.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: thepeaguy on January 16, 2007, 02:13:54 PM
Kevv, this might not mean much, but as a personal favor to me, would you mind suffering for a while longer?  Besides it just making me happy(which might not mean alot to you, but incase it does), there exists a decent stastitical likelihood that someone who understands you totally exists and you could find them(given our massively overpopulated planet).  And an overwhelming chance that plenty of people understand you at least partially.

You've become rather insensitive as of late. You seemed to be nice before.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 16, 2007, 02:23:26 PM
he's asking kevv to live because he'd be sad if he didn't...and he's also telling him there's a likelihood that someone who understands him exists...I don't think that's insensitive.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: Nomaken on January 16, 2007, 02:29:43 PM
If he doesn't care that someone he has never met in real life would feel sad if he was dead, I wouldn't blame him.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: thepeaguy on January 17, 2007, 05:32:06 AM
he's asking kevv to live because he'd be sad if he didn't...and he's also telling him there's a likelihood that someone who understands him exists...I don't think that's insensitive.

The only sensitive thing about that guy is his wang and nothing else.

Now go back to bitching at Flo or summat.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 17, 2007, 06:25:54 AM
If watching movies like Beauty and the Beast and Iron Giant isn't sensitive, I don't know what is.  :laugh:

I don't feel like bitching at flo. He's boring.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: thepeaguy on January 17, 2007, 06:32:47 AM
If watching movies like Beauty and the Beast and Iron Giant isn't sensitive, I don't know what is.  :laugh:

I don't feel like bitching at flo. He's boring.

Go figure. He's autistic; he likes routine, even if it means coming off as a village idiot online.
Title: Re: Suicide methods
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 17, 2007, 06:34:52 AM
 :laugh: