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Title: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 26, 2009, 06:34:01 AM
I miss her. Zaftig was a lovely kid. She was scared, shy and unassuming. Funny girl.

Most of all she loved her Mum. I think that is important.


She REALLY loved her Mum.

Do tell.

Would give you nightmares.

Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons.  Disturbing stuff.

 :zoinks:

Strange kid.
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: P7PSP on November 26, 2009, 06:46:17 AM
 :indeed: That is one twisted post.  :lol:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 26, 2009, 07:19:19 AM
Hmm...a few words that should never be used in the same sentence.

* Me
* My mother
* strap-ons

 :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 26, 2009, 07:24:43 AM
After reading that I will never be able to think of those old expressions "In a family way" or "keeping it in the family", without giggling like a schoolkid. :lol:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 26, 2009, 07:29:37 AM
Incest...a game the whole family can play.  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Blasted on November 26, 2009, 07:47:23 AM
 :lol:

My, aren't you lame.

MILFs are hot.  But I would never fuck one.  Especially after some dreams I've been having lately.
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Blasted on November 26, 2009, 07:48:26 AM
HAHAHAHAHA

Do tell.

Would give you nightmares.

Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons.  Disturbing stuff.

I am there in my mind doing sports commentary.

I think you just pwned yourself with this thread  :orly:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Natalia Evans on November 26, 2009, 07:52:20 AM
I thought zaftig was Gus.
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Blasted on November 26, 2009, 07:54:03 AM
I thought zaftig was Gus.


I am  :laugh:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 26, 2009, 07:59:07 AM
HAHAHAHAHA

Do tell.

Would give you nightmares.

Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons.  Disturbing stuff.

I am there in my mind doing sports commentary.

I think you just pwned yourself with this thread  :orly:

You think so? I dunno.

"OK and as she approaches the bend, we have Zaftig on top. It has been a long session for these two ugly competitors. A grueling and painful ordeal for these two sweaty, flushed, naked athletes. But with the end in sight...."

I have always thought that this kind of commentary would be bloody funny imposed over porn tapes or the like. Similar to the humour in Scrap's funniest things to say in bed thread or whatever.

But go on something you were saying about me pwning myself somehow. Don't see it, but then I don't see most of what you try so feebly to communicate to others (and that is not something I have a real problem with).
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 26, 2009, 09:31:45 AM


"OK and as she approaches the bend, we have Zaftig on top. It has been a long session for these two ugly competitors. A grueling and painful ordeal for these two sweaty, flushed, naked athletes. But with the end in sight...."

I have always thought that this kind of commentary would be bloody funny imposed over porn tapes or the like. Similar to the humour in Scrap's funniest things to say in bed thread or whatever.

That would be hilarious :lol:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Adam on November 26, 2009, 09:33:18 AM
God you're a pathetic man.
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 26, 2009, 04:31:24 PM
C'mon you aren't too butthurt to find any humour in this?
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Adam on November 26, 2009, 04:35:09 PM
Me and you have a different sense of "humour" Les  :zoinks:

But I was referring more to how you actually bothered to dig that up
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 26, 2009, 04:43:17 PM
Actually YOU did. That was one of the threads you recently necro-bumped. Zaftig/Bint can thank you for bringing it to my attention. Funny thread. :)
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Adam on November 26, 2009, 04:48:38 PM
OK my mistake. I didn't look to see which thread it was from
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Blasted on November 26, 2009, 05:14:54 PM
You think so? I dunno.

"OK and as she approaches the bend, we have Zaftig on top. It has been a long session for these two ugly competitors. A grueling and painful ordeal for these two sweaty, flushed, naked athletes. But with the end in sight...."

I think so entirely.

Sorry are we still talking about having a kinky "sportsmen double" with a kinky fantasy family(..)?
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 27, 2009, 05:02:30 AM
"...and we have a winner folks...Zaftig has won  by a head(job) and her Mum came last...thanks for tuning in sports fans. We will leaves these two ugly incestuous sweating bodies and return you to the normal program. Goodnight"

 :o

Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Blasted on November 27, 2009, 05:12:32 AM
Ohmahgawd you're so FUNNY
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 27, 2009, 05:21:28 AM
I entertain myself. That is all i am trying for. Glad you like it though. It is kinda dedicated to you after all.  :angel:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Adam on November 27, 2009, 05:54:52 AM
I wonder how many times Les has insisted that he's having fun, laughing, entertaining himself, finding this all hilarious?

 :zoinks:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Phlexor on November 27, 2009, 06:00:33 AM
I wonder how many times Les has insisted that he's having fun, laughing, entertaining himself, finding this all hilarious?

 :zoinks:

Can't beat 'em, join 'em seems to be the order of the day here.
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Adam on November 27, 2009, 06:01:52 AM
But we did beat him  ???
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Blasted on November 27, 2009, 06:04:10 AM
Fuck off Phlexor ;)
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Adam on November 27, 2009, 06:04:48 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 27, 2009, 06:11:50 AM
You have not woken up yet Soph. You are still stupid, dreaming and talking bullshit.
Time for a shower to wake yourself up. Won't help the bullshit and stupidity but you may have a chance at recognising that reality is a little different from retarded dreams.
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Adam on November 27, 2009, 06:14:02 AM
I've already had a shower, but thanks for being so concerned  8)

Got nothing else? That why you resort to the OCD insults? lol Lame
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Phlexor on November 27, 2009, 06:16:48 AM
But we did beat him  ???

Denial is a great thing.
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Phlexor on November 27, 2009, 06:17:16 AM
Fuck off Phlexor ;)

Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Adam on November 27, 2009, 06:17:53 AM
When someone resorts to making HUGE long posts attacking someone for being transgendered, being a virgin, having OCD and having been kicked out of their house, doesn't that kinda show that they've lost?  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Blasted on November 27, 2009, 06:19:33 AM
Fuck off Phlexor ;)

Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself  :zoinks:

You sir are just bursting with wit today  8)
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Phlexor on November 27, 2009, 06:22:49 AM
When someone resorts to making HUGE long posts attacking someone for being transgendered, being a virgin, having OCD and having been kicked out of their house, doesn't that kinda show that they've lost?  :hahaha:

Err, not really.
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Adam on November 27, 2009, 06:24:09 AM
Sure Phlexor, sure it doesn't   :thumbup:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 27, 2009, 06:57:24 AM
When someone resorts to making HUGE long posts attacking someone for being transgendered, being a virgin, having OCD and having been kicked out of their house, doesn't that kinda show that they've lost?  :hahaha:

Nah. What was the intention, what was the desired result, what was the effect and actual result? What is this "lost" you speak of?

You don't have to answer now. Take a quick shower and I will wait.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Adam on November 27, 2009, 06:58:42 AM
You go and take a shower and drown in it, disgusting repulsive piece of shit
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 28, 2009, 07:27:41 AM
No shit goes in the toilet....before the shower. Am I right?
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on November 28, 2009, 07:41:35 AM
les i dunno what you get out of picking on soph and gus but it's pathetic. that kinda shows you've lost. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 28, 2009, 07:59:36 AM
les i dunno what you get out of picking on soph and gus but it's pathetic. that kinda shows you've lost. :thumbup:

Lost what exactly? Don't answer, it is kinda rhetorical, because you will give some crazy answer that I probably won't read. Good to have you here anyhow filling up space on the forum.
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Phlexor on November 28, 2009, 08:58:31 AM
les i dunno what you get out of picking on soph and gus but it's pathetic. that kinda shows you've lost. :thumbup:

It's the sign of a winnah!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Blasted on November 28, 2009, 09:28:34 AM
Don't answer, it is kinda rhetorical, because you will give some crazy answer that I probably won't read. Good to have you here anyhow filling up space on the forum.

Likewise to you Less.  Your walls of misspelt, rambling texts are always fascinating to read  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 28, 2009, 09:34:17 AM
You always write very interesting posts and never spam. It is the feature of you that is best loved with the members of I2. A talent you share with the second half of your uni-mind with Soph.
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Blasted on November 28, 2009, 09:42:12 AM
My spam is at least given in digestable chunks, your posts which you take seriously, may I add, are enough to give people heartburn  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 28, 2009, 09:46:49 AM
Keep telling yourself that Bint and you will probably convince yourself (Soph too by osmosis)
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Blasted on November 28, 2009, 09:54:11 AM
Keep telling yourself that Bint and you will probably convince yourself (Soph too by osmosis)

Hurr hurr.  Very clever Less  :o  I'm astounded.  Did one of your children help you with that?  Surely, such a thicko like you couldn't know what osmosis is :twitch:
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 28, 2009, 10:06:40 AM
I am sure you are astounded by much less.
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Adam on November 28, 2009, 02:05:03 PM
Go and look in a mirror, shit-for-brains
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 29, 2009, 03:28:11 AM
Go and look in a mirror, shit-for-brains

Shush you silly girl. Post in the callout thread. That is what it is there for
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on November 29, 2009, 04:45:12 AM
ozzie mayte! it's ozzie! ozzie in the sky!
Title: Re: Missing Zaftig
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 29, 2009, 04:51:15 AM
ozzie mayte! it's ozzie! ozzie in the sky!

OK???  :plus: ???