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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: Scrapheap on November 09, 2006, 02:38:50 PM

Title: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: Scrapheap on November 09, 2006, 02:38:50 PM: Apparently, McJ has been quite "busy" these days.

On the Afternoon of Sunday, Nov5, Just after Craig Hoezell locked up our retail store, 8 men dressed in white Castrol GTX shirts and hats, jumped the fence to our shop. They proceded over to a 1965 Ford 12-seat School bus. The bus was one of John Force's restoration projects. They entered ity, put it in neutral and rolled it to the front gate. The front gates to our shop automatically open when a vehicle approaches from the inside, the thieves apparently knew this. The gates opened and they rolled the bus out onto the street in front of a waiting flatbed truck. At this point, they were obviouslt beeing seen by several witnesses. That's why they had the Castrol GTX shirts on. To the casual observer, these would appear to be John Force employees. Our uniforms are black however. They then proceded to load the bus on a flatbed, cover it with a tarp, and drive away.

I'm pretty sure what happened. McJ went to the car show that I advertised here. While walking through the parking lot, he noticed his old school bus. Getting nostalgic for his youth, he hatched a plot to keep it for himself. It's in his garage right now no doubt.

McJagger, I can understand your feelings for your old short bus, but you have to give it back!! Give it back now and we won't press charges against you!!!

Legal Disclaimer:This is a joke. We know who took the bus. It was taken by Chip Foose for the T.V. show "Overhaulin" with the full knowledge and co-operation of the Brea/Yorba Linda police department. However, John Force does'nt know this yet, so keep your mouth shut!!
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: McGiver on November 09, 2006, 06:02:20 PM: i deny any involvement.

btw- i just came into alot of money, does anybody need a loan.
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: Scrapheap on November 09, 2006, 08:14:09 PM: I was wondering where this came from..... You got it across country fast!! Vwery clever of you. no one would expect a bus for sale in NC came from Cali.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SCHOOL-BUS-CHURCH-BUS-ONLY-47K-MILES-NICE-BUY-NOW_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6728QQihZ006QQitemZ160048641835QQrdZ1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SCHOOL-BUS-CHURCH-BUS-ONLY-47K-MILES-NICE-BUY-NOW_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6728QQihZ006QQitemZ160048641835QQrdZ1)

BTW, you're only asking $4,950 for it. Are you going to by a shipment of crack and quadrupile your money??
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: Idiot on November 09, 2006, 08:58:07 PM: Whoop his ass, McJagger!!!! Whoop the sore loser's ass!

Analslime has 350,000 people, but it's still just an LA suburb.
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: McGiver on November 09, 2006, 09:38:37 PM: i still deny any involvement.

anyways, i just came into 14 pounds of chronic. selling dirt cheap.
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: McGiver on November 11, 2006, 05:55:44 AM: Scrap heap o shit. you jalopy!
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: Scrapheap on November 11, 2006, 01:01:30 PM: Quote from: McJagger on November 11, 2006, 05:55:44 AM
Scrap heap o shit. you jalopy!

I'm tring to get still pics from the surveillence video. we have proof against you McJ!!
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: McGiver on November 11, 2006, 01:07:06 PM: show me the video, and i might tell you what i know.
then again, i might not.
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: DirtDawg on November 11, 2006, 01:09:13 PM: Did someone really steal one of John's projects?
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: McGiver on November 11, 2006, 01:10:00 PM: Quote from: DirtDawg on November 11, 2006, 01:09:13 PM
Did someone really steal one of John's projects?

i wouldn't know anything about that!
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: Scrapheap on November 11, 2006, 01:14:41 PM: Quote from: DirtDawg on November 11, 2006, 01:09:13 PM
Did someone really steal one of John's projects?

Yes, his bus was stolen.

Go to my original post and read the legal disclaimer. (you have to click on quote)
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: DirtDawg on November 11, 2006, 01:15:37 PM: Quote from: McJagger on November 11, 2006, 01:10:00 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 11, 2006, 01:09:13 PM
Did someone really steal one of John's projects?

i wouldn't know anything about that!

Of course you wouldn't ... if you did it ...
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: DirtDawg on November 11, 2006, 01:18:03 PM: Quote from: Scrapheap on November 11, 2006, 01:14:41 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 11, 2006, 01:09:13 PM
Did someone really steal one of John's projects?

Yes, his bus was stolen.

Go to my original post and read the legal disclaimer. (you have to click on quote)

:laugh:
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: Scrapheap on November 11, 2006, 05:32:09 PM: I just +'ed you so youre at 69 ;D
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: McGiver on November 11, 2006, 10:09:10 PM: shit, i just plussed him also, but he was at 70 when i did.

i will ghey him tomorrow.
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: McGiver on April 09, 2013, 07:47:13 PM: Been living large, cruising Main Street on the short bus all these years.
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: Scrapheap on April 09, 2013, 08:03:12 PM: Quote from: McJagger on April 09, 2013, 07:47:13 PM
Been living large, cruising Main Street on the short bus all these years.

I think I told you, that bus ended up in an episode of Chip Foose's Overhaulin'.

Sadly, there's no free version of that episode that I can find.

Here's the episode, that you have to buy.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Short-Yellow-Bus/dp/B007O6N7VC (http://www.amazon.com/The-Short-Yellow-Bus/dp/B007O6N7VC)

If you go to the shop for their car shows, you can usually see it.
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: McGiver on April 09, 2013, 08:06:50 PM: Shipped it off to Japan.
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 10, 2013, 10:57:47 AM: I am 12 and what is this
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: Scrapheap on April 10, 2013, 11:07:56 AM: Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 10, 2013, 10:57:47 AM
I am 12 and what is this

que?
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 10, 2013, 11:15:49 AM: Quote from: Scrapheap on April 10, 2013, 11:07:56 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 10, 2013, 10:57:47 AM
I am 12 and what is this

que?

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCz8NSgh-A92sJorAa5r6PYxWYNv0LmrYOMJ0HYIXdeE7w9nPC)
Title: Re: Scrapheap calls out McJagger
Post by: McGiver on April 10, 2013, 01:57:47 PM: Cute