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Title: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 23, 2020, 06:55:17 PM
i would like to make love to you, sexually.
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 23, 2020, 06:58:22 PM
if bill gates is allowed to have kids im gunna have kids.,

no depopulation for me
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on August 23, 2020, 07:45:28 PM
I've already got some baby lizards kids.

I'm also not a sexy young woman.
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on August 23, 2020, 09:42:45 PM
I got 4 budgies and a Tabby Cat, yet I'm still single and have no kids...

Plus I'm an eccentric bloke who lives in his mother's basement
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on October 15, 2022, 03:25:45 PM
Desperado with a Hint of Creepy need not apply.
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Gopher Gary on October 15, 2022, 04:35:09 PM
I'm just an old fat gopher.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on October 16, 2022, 03:46:41 PM
I'm just an old fat gopher.  :zoinks:

Do gophers like tea?
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Gopher Gary on October 16, 2022, 04:11:06 PM
I'm just an old fat gopher.  :zoinks:

Do gophers like tea?

I don't dislike it. I'll drink it if it's served but it's not something I would choose or make for myself.  :dunno:
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on October 16, 2022, 08:29:58 PM
I'm just an old fat gopher.  :zoinks:

Do gophers like tea?

I don't dislike it. I'll drink it if it's served but it's not something I would choose or make for myself.  :dunno:

I was going to make Chai... and no, not the americanized version of it -_-
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: DirtDawg on October 19, 2022, 02:26:45 PM
I'm just an old fat gopher.  :zoinks:

Do gophers like tea?

I don't dislike it. I'll drink it if it's served but it's not something I would choose or make for myself.  :dunno:

I was going to make Chai... and no, not the americanized version of it -_-

Chai tea or Tai Chi?

Hmmm?  I usually let my arthritus decide for me.

 :emb:

Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: odeon on October 22, 2022, 02:45:52 PM
I like Chai.
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: DirtDawg on October 23, 2022, 10:38:01 AM
Me too.
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on October 24, 2022, 03:14:49 PM
Chai and Jalebis would be nice... but it would be a bit off for my diet (maybe in moderation?)
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on October 30, 2022, 01:46:02 PM
If you're a fat blonde who is over the weight you're supposed to be... STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Gopher Gary on October 30, 2022, 02:38:40 PM
You stay the hell away from me first.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on October 30, 2022, 04:46:32 PM
You stay the hell away from me first.  :zoinks:

Sorry... I was going through night terrors when I wrote that :(
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on October 30, 2022, 04:50:23 PM
You stay the hell away from me first.  :zoinks:

Sorry... I was going through night terrors when I wrote that :(

My stalker fits that description.... not you :(
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Gopher Gary on October 30, 2022, 06:27:34 PM
You stay the hell away from me first.  :zoinks:

Sorry... I was going through night terrors when I wrote that :(

My stalker fits that description.... not you :(

I still love you, Genesis.  :zoinks:


I knew you weren't talking about me.  :lol1:
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on October 30, 2022, 08:46:22 PM
You stay the hell away from me first.  :zoinks:

Sorry... I was going through night terrors when I wrote that :(

My stalker fits that description.... not you :(

I still love you, Genesis.  :zoinks:


I knew you weren't talking about me.  :lol1:

 :grouphug:
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: DirtDawg on October 31, 2022, 05:40:46 AM
Oops, wrong thread.

Try again after more coffee.
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on October 31, 2022, 02:01:58 PM
 :eyebrows: Makes you wonder if what he was looking for was a real girl or an artificial intelligence.
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on October 23, 2023, 08:32:03 PM
Excuse me.... Mr. and Ms. Bot

Why are you looking at random forums?
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on February 07, 2024, 04:57:43 PM
BUMP
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on February 07, 2024, 05:53:31 PM
BUMP

No!
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on February 08, 2024, 02:58:53 PM
^ Still no!
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on February 09, 2024, 05:42:21 PM
^ Don't even think about it!
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 09, 2024, 08:54:24 PM
I'm still a fat ole gopher.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: conlang returns on February 10, 2024, 04:22:21 AM
Well I'm not quite young, and I'm not quite old either.  I don't know what I am.  I'm just a fox
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on February 10, 2024, 06:12:24 PM
I'm still a fat ole gopher.  :zoinks:

Would you like a cookie?
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: conlang returns on February 10, 2024, 08:02:35 PM
there's cookies?  Foxes love cookies!  I hear gophers hate them
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 16, 2024, 09:21:07 PM
I'm still a fat ole gopher.  :zoinks:

Would you like a cookie?

Sure! Will you also hand feed it to me in tiny pieces?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 16, 2024, 09:22:32 PM
there's cookies?  Foxes love cookies!  I hear gophers hate them

Quit trying to glom my cookie.  >:(
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on February 17, 2024, 05:03:19 PM
I'm still a fat ole gopher.  :zoinks:

Would you like a cookie?

Sure! Will you also hand feed it to me in tiny pieces?  :zoinks:

Okay! :zoinks:
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 18, 2024, 06:48:42 AM
I'm still a fat ole gopher.  :zoinks:

Would you like a cookie?

Sure! Will you also hand feed it to me in tiny pieces?  :zoinks:

Okay! :zoinks:

:woohoo:
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on February 28, 2024, 07:49:21 PM
No, I pick fights with overzealous patriotic midgets and mormon missionaries.
Title: Re: are you a young sexy woman?
Post by: Genesis on March 01, 2024, 12:02:04 PM
Also no woman wants me because I have trust issues