INTENSITY²
Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Tom/Mutate on June 15, 2007, 01:11:04 PM
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I used to be a confident, socially successfull NT and the life and soul of the party. I had a basket of condoms by my bed (frequently used) and a shelf of football trophies. Then I got a fever one day from too much partying and put an old themometor in my mouth to take my heat. I slipped on a condom and bit down on it by mistake, and the mercury went down my throat. Now the condom basket has been replaced by a little doll of Mr Spock, and the trophies replaced by a collection of star trek videos.
I am what you see before you today - pure aspie.
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we'll have to strap you down and chelate you. >:D
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What a touching story... :'(
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Well, at least you got better.
Though apparantly not much
brighter, whomever you were.
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But surely aspergers is something you are born with? :-\
Unless this is a joke, of course. I don't really get jokes, so do excuse me! :)
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But surely aspergers is something you are born with? :-\
Unless this is a joke, of course. I don't really get jokes, so do excuse me! :)
It's okay -- Tom's video really didn't catch on either.
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But surely aspergers is something you are born with? :-\
Why? There's clearly some sort of
inheritence (though I'm not certain
it's purely genetic), but why couldn't
other factors effect it? I know that
my parents had a fridge.
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But surely aspergers is something you are born with? :-\
Why? There's clearly some sort of
inheritence (though I'm not certain
it's purely genetic), but why couldn't
other factors effect it? I know that
my parents had a fridge.
The refridgerator mom theory -- your fridge is your mother! :o
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That means I had incest! :o
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That means I had incest! :o
you are incest.
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That means I had incest! :o
you are incest.
You should see me with a mirror.
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But surely aspergers is something you are born with? :-\
Why? There's clearly some sort of
inheritence (though I'm not certain
it's purely genetic), but why couldn't
other factors effect it? I know that
my parents had a fridge.
The refridgerator mom theory -- your fridge is your mother! :o
:LMAO: :plus:
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Ah. Aspie literalism at work. "refrigerator mother" is a metaphor you see. It means your mom was a cold fish.
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Ah. Aspie literalism at work. "refrigerator mother" is a metaphor you see. It means your mom was a cold fish.
I thought it meant that she used a fridge.
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Took me ages to figure that one out, actually. I kept thinking at the magnets you stick to refrigerator doors.
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Well, I only heard it recently,
but I figured it had to do
with the freon.
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In any case, it's a weird phrase.
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Took me ages to figure that one out, actually. I kept thinking at the magnets you stick to refrigerator doors.
Too many magnets on your fridge will turn it into a black hole swallowing everything that comes near.
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Took me ages to figure that one out, actually. I kept thinking at the magnets you stick to refrigerator doors.
Too many magnets on your fridge will turn it into a black hole swallowing everything that comes near.
I wonder if the fact that I put the clean washing basket next to the fridge explains all the bloody odd socks then??
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Took me ages to figure that one out, actually. I kept thinking at the magnets you stick to refrigerator doors.
Too many magnets on your fridge will turn it into a black hole swallowing everything that comes near.
I wonder if the fact that I put the clean washing basket next to the fridge explains all the bloody odd socks then??
There are mysteries upon mysteries that remain to this day! :o
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Ah. Aspie literalism at work. "refrigerator mother" is a metaphor you see. It means your mom was a cold fish.
a dead fuck?
no wonder my dad left.
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Ah. Aspie literalism at work. "refrigerator mother" is a metaphor you see. It means your mom was a cold fish.
what is a metaphor? :-\
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Ah. Aspie literalism at work. "refrigerator mother" is a metaphor you see. It means your mom was a cold fish.
a dead fuck?
no wonder my dad left.
I fuck dead people! :o
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Ah. Aspie literalism at work. "refrigerator mother" is a metaphor you see. It means your mom was a cold fish.
what is a metaphor? :-\
It's like a simile. But with less like.
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Ah. Aspie literalism at work. "refrigerator mother" is a metaphor you see. It means your mom was a cold fish.
what is a metaphor? :-\
It's like a simile. But with less like.
what's a simile? :-\
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Ah. Aspie literalism at work. "refrigerator mother" is a metaphor you see. It means your mom was a cold fish.
what is a metaphor? :-\
It's like a simile. But with less like.
what's a simile? :-\
it's a metaphor, but with more like.
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Ah. Aspie literalism at work. "refrigerator mother" is a metaphor you see. It means your mom was a cold fish.
what is a metaphor? :-\
It's like a simile. But with less like.
what's a simile? :-\
it's a metaphor, but with more like.
what is a metaphor?
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What's with the PM's anyway?
Why do they look like posts?
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What's with the PM's anyway?
Why do they look like posts?
they do?
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What's with the PM's anyway?
Why do they look like posts?
they do?
You drive me to drink.
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What's with the PM's anyway?
Why do they look like posts?
they do?
You drive me to drink.
pour one for me.
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What's with the PM's anyway?
Why do they look like posts?
they do?
You drive me to drink.
pour one for me.
tea then?
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What's with the PM's anyway?
Why do they look like posts?
they do?
You drive me to drink.
pour one for me.
tea then?
yeah. and add a fifth to it.
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My cup's not that big.
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My cup's not that big.
get a bigger cup.
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I'll just put a bowl on the floor for you.
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I'll just put a bowl on the floor for you.
that would be hot, if you had a collar...
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I'll just put a bowl on the floor for you.
that would be hot, if you had a collar...
I told you that I do. Two actually. Choke chains
for dogs. One heavy duty, and a petite one.
Used to force my women to wear them outside.
Back when I actually had two committed to me
at once. :violin:
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I'll just put a bowl on the floor for you.
that would be hot, if you had a collar...
I told you that I do. Two actually. Choke chains
for dogs. One heavy duty, and a petite one.
Used to force my women to wear them outside.
Back when I actually had two committed to me
at once. :violin:
heavy duty will work.
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heavy duty will work.
I thought so too.
Need to find something
smaller for the light one though.
I think my obsession would do.
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heavy duty will work.
I thought so too.
Need to find something
smaller for the light one though.
I think my obsession would do.
as you say.
I just wear the chains, and obey.
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as you say.
I just wear the chains, and obey.
I can feel the warmth of my laptop,
just reading that.
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Great, here we go again.
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Sorry. :-[
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as you say.
I just wear the chains, and obey.
/me looks through his pockets for enough change to buy willow a plane ticket to John Wayne Airport
DAMN!!! need more quarters!!!
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Tell me about it.
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I live in the same state lol.
The plane ticket thing was an issue with a chick I knew that lived in LA that I played FFXI with. As in I wasn't willing to get on a plane. I think I am just either insanely lazy, cheap or stupid for not taking that opportunity. She had quite the reputation haha.
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Florida?
You should see what you can
do then. She is definitely a hot
one.
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Took me ages to figure that one out, actually. I kept thinking at the magnets you stick to refrigerator doors.
Couldn't they just have called it "the apathetic mom theory" instead? It would have been less confusing that way. Silly psychiatrists.
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Took me ages to figure that one out, actually. I kept thinking at the magnets you stick to refrigerator doors.
Couldn't they just have called it "the apathetic mom theory" instead? It would have been less confusing that way. Silly psychiatrists.
Not as catchy for pop-psychoiatrists like Dr. Phil and his big head :smurf:
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I live in the same state lol.
The plane ticket thing was an issue with a chick I knew that lived in LA that I played FFXI with. As in I wasn't willing to get on a plane. I think I am just either insanely lazy, cheap or stupid for not taking that opportunity. She had quite the reputation haha.
did you just call me fat?
I flew to LA once. it is a fuck all of a flight. don't ever do it. ever.
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Florida?
You should see what you can
do then. She is definitely a hot
one.
are you my pimp, now?
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Florida?
You should see what you can
do then. She is definitely a hot
one.
are you my pimp, now?
You'd like that.
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I live in the same state lol.
The plane ticket thing was an issue with a chick I knew that lived in LA that I played FFXI with. As in I wasn't willing to get on a plane. I think I am just either insanely lazy, cheap or stupid for not taking that opportunity. She had quite the reputation haha.
did you just call me fat?
I flew to LA once. it is a fuck all of a flight. don't ever do it. ever.
Where the hell did I call you fat lol.
I flew to LA about 7 years ago but we had a connecting flight in Dallas - Ft. Worth, so it obviously wasn't so bad. Never done a direct flight before. Longest flight I have been on is from Philadelphia to Munich, Germany.
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Florida?
You should see what you can
do then. She is definitely a hot
one.
are you my pimp, now?
You'd like that.
you think?
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Florida?
You should see what you can
do then. She is definitely a hot
one.
are you my pimp, now?
You'd like that.
you think?
I hope not, actually.
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Florida?
You should see what you can
do then. She is definitely a hot
one.
are you my pimp, now?
You'd like that.
you think?
I hope not, actually.
I eat pimps for breakfast.
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Bon Apetit! :devour:
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Bon Apetit! :devour:
gross! add some sugar, or SOMETHING.
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Bon Apetit! :devour:
gross! add some sugar, or SOMETHING.
A nice hollandaise sauce with some Fava beans and a fine chianti.
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Bon Apetit! :devour:
gross! add some sugar, or SOMETHING.
A nice hollandaise sauce with some Fava beans and a fine chianti.
right after I choke you with The Lotion.
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and a shelf of football trophies.
i have all kinds of sports crap, probably the best shit youve ever seen this side of the mississippi son
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Bon Apetit! :devour:
gross! add some sugar, or SOMETHING.
A nice hollandaise sauce with some Fava beans and a fine chianti.
right after I choke you with The Lotion.
But then what will we put in the basket?
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Bon Apetit! :devour:
gross! add some sugar, or SOMETHING.
A nice hollandaise sauce with some Fava beans and a fine chianti.
right after I choke you with The Lotion.
Oops, sorry, wrong answer, I don't do lotion. TTFN
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and a shelf of football trophies.
i have all kinds of sports crap, probably the best shit youve ever seen this side of the mississippi son
except the sports you think are "retarded", right?
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Bon Apetit! :devour:
gross! add some sugar, or SOMETHING.
A nice hollandaise sauce with some Fava beans and a fine chianti.
right after I choke you with The Lotion.
Oops, sorry, wrong answer, I don't do lotion. TTFN
you will, and you'll like it.
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Oops. wrong again, BDSM ain't my thing either. 8)
"Good night children.......everywhere." :yawn:
"Drizzle drazzle druzzle drome time for zis one to go home" :yawn:
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Oops. wrong again, BDSM ain't my thing either. 8)
"Good night children.......everywhere." :yawn:
"Drizzle drazzle druzzle drome time for zis one to go home" :yawn:
how sad. ummm..for a cad? to find he is quite the bore...and will only love a whore?
stop being a poet.
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Florida?
You should see what you can
do then. She is definitely a hot
one.
are you my pimp, now?
You'd like that.
you think?
I hope not, actually.
I eat pimps for breakfast.
Well, in that case...I do like an early morning blowing.
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i have all kinds of sports crap, probably the best shit youve ever seen this side of the mississippi son
You mean racing horseshit?
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I...am off my game, ATM. some idiot tossed grit in my clogs. pardon me, while I reset.
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Oops. wrong again, BDSM ain't my thing either. 8)
"Good night children.......everywhere." :yawn:
"Drizzle drazzle druzzle drome time for zis one to go home" :yawn:
how sad. ummm..for a cad? to find he is quite the bore...and will only love a whore?
stop being a poet.
not bad :plus:
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Bon Apetit! :devour:
gross! add some sugar, or SOMETHING.
A nice hollandaise sauce with some Fava beans and a fine chianti.
right after I choke you with The Lotion.
But then what will we put in the basket?
eyeballs.
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eyeball kebab...delicious :P
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eyeball kebab...delicious :P
okay....for serious. if one were to try to put an eyeball on a skewer (sp?) wouldn't all of the eyeball juice leak out..leaving it all deflated and not all that suited for a kebab?
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Yes, but then again, I was being facetious. :P
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eyeball kebab...delicious :P
okay....for serious. if one were to try to put an eyeball on a skewer (sp?) wouldn't all of the eyeball juice leak out..leaving it all deflated and not all that suited for a kebab?
you could caulk it!