INTENSITY²
Start here => What is Intensity²? => Topic started by: Al Swearegen on July 19, 2019, 06:20:51 AM
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Who is who left in I2? Come on in and breath in the environment that is I2 (bring your inhaler).
I am the Pussycat of I2. I am a meek mild scholarly man given to being easily scared and sent scurrying to my safe space. Be gentle with my sweet personality and delicate sensibilities.
So here they are:
Odeon is Very famous and independently wealthy. He lives in Hollywood. He is known as a enthusiastic and prolific actor in his "special niche" films. It is said that he is the most photogenic of the actors whom he works with daily. He has won many accolades in the gay porn industry and his stage name is "Wee Willie Winkie"
Minister of Silly Walks is a diminutive cherub-like hairdresser in an upmarket Parisian salon. He loves Oscar Wild, Ru Paul and Mardi Gras. He has the biggest DVD collection and accompanying magazine collection of Wee Willie Winkie.
Icequeen is a backwater redneck. His entire hill folk small village is very close. The village rarely have visitors pass in or out and the villagers very rarely leave the security of their village. All people in the village look very similar and share a few select surnames. They are very close. It is a nice environment to raise families. Every birthday from every person brings all the extended family together. Parties are great. In fact, all the villagers are normally guests to every party. They are very close. Its sweet.
Walkie is a live young die young booze fueled heavy metal singer from Romania. The money he earns tend to go on paying off fines, hotel damages, slander, child support and drugs. When he is not singing and getting wasted, Walkie can often be seen writing poetry and listening to opera.
Have you met Pyraxis?
You will like her. I wrote a special poem for her.
"She is fun and always in good cheer
She will happily rip you from arsehole to ear"
Do you like it?
Charlotte Quinn is a pyromaniac. This is a real concern to all that know. Especially his co-workers in the fire station. However when work is a bit slow he usually picks things up a notch. When not setting fires or putting them out, Mia is a keen My Little Ponies fan.
Jack is a member of the SAS. His physique puts most of us to shame. Though sometimes a little understated on here, it is in the back of our minds that he could kill us rather too easily and without much remorse.
Givvassapaand is a Mexican cartel hitman. He lives an exciting life flitting across the continents of America dealing merciless death and destruction. There is not a weapon he is not proficient in and no person he will not kill or torture for days if paid enough money. Aren't you glad you are not on Facebook or easy to find?
Gopher Gary is sophisticated and a man's man. He is sensitive, charming, graceful, tough, articulate yet earthy. Mainly Earthy. Gophers tend to be. Gary could have any woman he wanted IF he had a concept of planning or strategy, unfortunately his main goal seems to be just grabbing butts.
Andersom is approaching enlightenment. Andersom from her little Japanese Dojo has combined meditation and Yoga and a SHITLOAD of psychelic drugs and is just about there......
Parts is a moderator. Parts gives the impression of a startled deer in the headlights with how he posts. The position of mod is a constant state of stress for him. I blame this in part to his real life job as an Abbott. He is very devout. He prays for us nightly.
Bastet is a Diesel Mechanic and has a profession boxing record that is looking to replace her need to work. She will take out most blokes. In fact if you are reading this, yeah that means she will probably quite easily punch you the fuck out too. Aside from that, she is delightful, unless you are a duck.....but that is a whole other story.
Sg1008 is an actor. He was one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles and more recently in Lord of the Rings as one of the dwarf extras. He enjoys practicing weapon mastery and playing the ukulele in his spare time. He is a Capitalist and A great supporter of government invasions and war mongering.
Renaeden? Well like a venus fly trap this lady will happily wait for her next victim. Then she devours slowly but unlike the fly trap she will laugh all the while. She is a nasty piece of work.
Queen Victoria is pure evil. There is little that escapes her notice here and she will take whatever you hold dear and use it against you in frightening ways. Evil I tell you.
Dirt Dawg is a world class demolition derby winner in the off-season she is a a world renown Soprano in high demand
In hushed tones, in dark rooms and by the brave and foolhardy, the word of the enigmatic force behind I2, filters out. Normally there is a lot of fear and panic. This force has a name. That name is Princess Royal. The Princess Royal is outwardly unassuming and quiet, but has become famous for using the heads of arguing members as bowling balls. There are definitely members on I2 that you mess with. No one messes with the Princess Royal. For that reason, no one messes with her mother. Queen Victoria
So that is us. You really should join up.
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+1
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:LOL: I thought you'd left yourself out, Al, but now i see that you sneakily hid your self-introduction in another current thread:
I'm just the girl who fucks ugly, indecisive losers in the kitchen once this place is closed.
:plus:
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Yes. Clever and very amusing. More posts like this please.
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Funny :plus:
Though it's Bastet not Baset.
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well, if we're gonna pick some nits, he also turned half the female members into "he"" but i suspect that was in a desperate attempt to disguise the shameful fact that is really a sewing circle. And i really don't mind :)
more to the point, you missed out Dirt Dawg (just spotted him lurking a moment ago) and Genesis, Al
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This is awesome.
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well, if we're gonna pick some nits, he also turned half the female members into "he"" but i suspect that was in a desperate attempt to disguise the shameful fact that is really a sewing circle. And i really don't mind :)
more to the point, you missed out Dirt Dawg (just spotted him lurking a moment ago) and Genesis, Al
Okay. I had misgivings doing it again as fuck all newbies are arriving
My heart is not in this and i am neithee as enthusiastic nor motivated. The reason i said last guide was basically no more than a tip of the hat to a better time on I2.
You are right, it is a bit shit. I was thinking of deleting it
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My heart is not in this and i am neithee as enthusiastic nor motivated. The reason i said last guide was basically no more than a tip of the hat to a better time on I2.
You are right, it is a bit shit. I was thinking of deleting it
Dammit, Al. I didn't mean to suggest "it's a bit shit",In fact, everybody's finding it really entertaining including myself. Haven't you noticed all the plusses you're getting? Please don't delete.
I didn't twig you were feeling this low and discouraged , or else I'd have been a lot more careful what i said. And now Walkie feels like a shit. (emo)
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Stop being such a snowflake Al. Post more like this. A bit of fun and a laugh is good for the soul.
And gender is so fluid these days, nobody cares if b you gave half the ladies a sex change.
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Stop being such a snowflake Al. Post more like this. A bit of fun and a laugh is good for the soul.
And gender is so fluid these days, nobody cares if b you gave half the ladies a sex change.
yeah, that's a better way of putting it :plus:
FFS, i only mentioned the sex change as an excuse to get a little dig in re, Al's ""sewing circle" complaints . If i cared that much, I'd have a cute girie name and a ghastly pink ava, wouldn't i? :LOL:
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I thought the sex change was on purpose just to mess with the newbies' heads.
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My heart is not in this and i am neithee as enthusiastic nor motivated. The reason i said last guide was basically no more than a tip of the hat to a better time on I2.
You are right, it is a bit shit. I was thinking of deleting it
Dammit, Al. I didn't mean to suggest "it's a bit shit",In fact, everybody's finding it really entertaining including myself. Haven't you noticed all the plusses you're getting? Please don't delete.
I didn't twig you were feeling this low and discouraged , or else I'd have been a lot more careful what i said. And now Walkie feels like a shit. (emo)
I wasn't feeling low. Instead I am rather just trying to convince myself I care, and I really feel like I am faking it a bit and going through the motions. It is all a bit pointless. No one joins and this will not convince anyone to do so. So it is just at best me trying to humour you guys over a long old and stale joke and at worse me navel gazing. Odeon is actually very correct (for once) it used to be better. The joke is not as fresh as it was. I2 is not as fresh as what it was and I am neither as motivated or as enthusiastic as I was. The profiles are forced and unfunny as a result.
I was not criticising you Walkie. I was agreeing.
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I thought the sex change was on purpose just to mess with the newbies' heads.
Correct. It is meant to portray us in a manner in which we aren't and completely mindfuck the newbies. That was the goal anyhow.
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The PR (Princess Royal) is the daughter of Queen Victoria. She's quiet, but has become famous for using the heads of arguing members as bowling balls.
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The PR is the daughter of Queen Victoria. She's quiet, but has become famous for using the heads of arguing members as bowling balls.
:LMAO: :plus:
Might add (Princess Royal) in brackets for the benefit of these mythical new members? It took me years to find out what PR stood for , IIRC.
Next , we need to put all our heads together and figure out a way of actualising these mythological beasts, don't we? maybe interrogate the robot-vetting procedures and see if there isn't some way of sifting out the robots without inadvertently catching the spazzes in the same net?
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Next , we need to put all our heads together and figure out a way of actualising these mythological beasts, don't we? maybe interrogate the robot-vetting procedures and see if there isn't some way of sifting out the robots without inadvertently catching the spazzes in the same net?
:indeed:
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Next , we need to put all our heads together and figure out a way of actualising these mythological beasts, don't we? maybe interrogate the robot-vetting procedures and see if there isn't some way of sifting out the robots without inadvertently catching the spazzes in the same net?
Or the admins could just freaking pay attention to the fact someone or something is registering, bot or not. :zoinks:
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Your suggestion is as good as mine. :P
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bot or not. :zoinks:
oh no! not another nasty little photo rating site for lonely androids :autism:
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bot or not. :zoinks:
oh no! not another nasty little photo rating site for lonely androids :autism:
Bot?
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Or the admins could just freaking pay attention to the fact someone or something is registering, bot or not. :zoinks:
I've got a 22 hour delay on my response time at the moment. 12 hours if I'm really working hard at it. :'(
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Or the admins could just freaking pay attention to the fact someone or something is registering, bot or not. :zoinks:
I've got a 22 hour delay on my response time at the moment. 12 hours if I'm really working hard at it. :'(
And here I was thinking it was a month. :zoinks:
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Aren't you forgetting someone? :'(
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:using lowered voice: I will machete chop anyone who thinks I can even reach a soprano tone. Then they will spend a couple of years in my compost pile, all the while my taking care not to soil my mid sternum length beard, bitches.