INTENSITY²
Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: zer0 on March 05, 2007, 07:17:47 AM
-
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place to maybe hang out. And post. And stuff. So, hi. Hope you have room for at least one more Swedish cartoonist diagnosed with AS on your boards. There sure were a lot of periods in this sentence.
Speaking of which; do you know how you can tell that a sentence has been written by a woman in her menopause?
Because there are no periods anywhere in it.
Ha. Ha. Ha ha. Urgh.
-
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.
Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?
-
You are funny, :laugh: welcome to Intensity2. ;D
-
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.
Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?
Uh, yes, you 'orrible nightsoil-infested parasitical Danish intestinal prolapse. Or something.
Hey, speaking of prolapses; know how you can tell a sentence has been written by someone who has undergone intestinal surgery?
There are no colons in it.
Ha ha. Ha.
-
Well, welcome anyway. I'll just let you and P get acquainted, now. ;D
-
Hi Zero. Nice website.
-
Thank you. I'm glad you like it.
-
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.
Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?
Uh, yes, you 'orrible nightsoil-infested parasitical Danish intestinal prolapse. Or something.
Hey, speaking of prolapses; know how you can tell a sentence has been written by someone who has undergone intestinal surgery?
There are no colons in it.
Ha ha. Ha.
Hmm. You seem resilient, so you'll do. +
-
Greetings, n00b. >:D
/me throws peeguy a dog biscuit
-
Greetings, n00b. >:D
/me throws peeguy a dog biscuit
And here's a picanic basket for Yogi Bear.
-
Nice one. You're smarter than the average ginger flamer.
-
Nice one. You're smarter than the average ginger flamer.
That I am.
-
0?
OK.
-
0?
OK.
He's a Swede. ;)
-
He's a dachshund. ;)
That I am.
-
0?
OK.
He's a Swede. ;)
That's OK, Tig. I'm still going to give him a chance.
-
How many Swedes do we have now? Do you think we could flog them on Ebay?
-
How many Swedes do we have now? Do you think we could flog them on Ebay?
What do we sell them for ?? a dime a dizen ?? ?? ?? ;) ;D :laugh:
-
How many Swedes do we have now?
Four: me, zer0, Odeon, Litigious. Who knows; mayhaps I² will one day come to be ruled by an evil quadrumvirate. ;)
And welcome, zer0! I didn't describe this place at any detail when I mentioned it, so here goes some random info:
Most of the board will be hidden right now, and become viewable/postable once 10 posts have been made.
The adminship is elected by member voting (hence the above comment) every few months. (though dunc as webmaster forever remains an evil despot in power)
Most of the time, this board, though blunt, open and pretty chaotic, remains relatively civil (though a couple of incidents of posters too sensitive for this place sticking around for a while and then taking great offense with drama resulting has made some stick their thorns out at newcomers in order to scare such people away), with one exception; the first to "greet" you. Our resident... troll does not fit, as he doesn't seem to care whether you take offense or not.
This place has gone up and down quite a bit the last couple of months (I don't mean that in the literal sense, though such did also happen before due to hosting hiccups), but now seems to be well on its way to recovery.
-
Thanks for the explanation, Mr. Fluff. Ixnay on mentioning the Evil Swedish Quadrumvirate Conspiracy again, though. I mean; the non-existent Swedish Quadrumvirate Conspiracy, that is. Which totally doesn't exist. At all. Ever. Besides, I hear the Swedish Socialist Gangster Government turns you into meatballs if you talk about it. Or was it herring?
-
Scrap, there's no way you'll get a dime a dozen for people like HIM.
-
Scrap, there's no way you'll get a dime a dozen for people like HIM.
Indeed; we are worth much, much more!
-
Actually, his post doesn't say "dime a dozen"; it says "a dime a dizen". I don't don't know what "a dizen" is, but it sounds painful. I'd rather go for five bucks a pop. Or ten bucks for a half-hour session.
-
Nerd.
-
I feel a little lonely. You other Swedes are computer nerds and I know almost...zero about computers. ;)
-
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.
Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?
Uh, yes, you 'orrible nightsoil-infested parasitical Danish intestinal prolapse. Or something.
Hey, speaking of prolapses; know how you can tell a sentence has been written by someone who has undergone intestinal surgery?
There are no colons in it.
Ha ha. Ha.
i had intenstinal surgery;
how about a semi colon for the semi hardon i have for you. are you a bitch, or a cock?
-
He's probably a cock, since he calls himself Korvhund-o. "Korv" is Swedish for "sausage". 8)
-
He's probably a cock, since he calls himself Korvhund-o. "Korv" is Swedish for "sausage". 8)
maybe its a bitch that craves the sausage.
-
He's probably a cock, since he calls himself Korvhund-o. "Korv" is Swedish for "sausage". 8)
maybe its a bitch that craves the sausage.
I didn't think of that. :P
-
Looking at his website, I would say that Zero is a he.
-
Scrap, there's no way you'll get a dime a dozen for people like HIM.
You mean I'll have to fork out $.11 ?? ?? ?? ;) :laugh:
-
Actually, his post doesn't say "dime a dozen"; it says "a dime a dizen". I don't don't know what "a dizen" is, but it sounds painful.
That's a dizen in da hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle!! O0
-
i had intenstinal surgery;
how about a semi colon for the semi hardon i have for you. are you a bitch, or a cock?
Wouldn't a "semi colon" be the type of colon sweaty truckers use to haul stuff around the country?
While we're at it, wouldn't the opposite of "cock" be "hen" instead of "bitch"?
And isn't gender identity written right there on the left side of the screen, right above someone's avatar, making the process of asking somewhat unesseccary? So many questions... I'm scared... ???
"Korvhund" is Swedish for "wienerdog", by the way. You learn something new every day. GO TEAM KORVHUND!
-
I didn't know that. I knew what "korv" and "hund" is but not "korvhund". ???
-
Scrap, there's no way you'll get a dime a dozen for people like HIM.
You mean I'll have to fork out $.11 ?? ?? ?? ;) :laugh:
Save your money for the Quality Swede (me). ;D
-
And isn't gender identity written right there on the left side of the screen, right above someone's avatar, making the process of asking somewhat unesseccary? So many questions... I'm scared... ???
"Korvhund" is Swedish for "wienerdog", by the way. You learn something new every day. GO TEAM KORVHUND!
That male gender thingy was there the whole time? I looked at your website to try to figure it out. :laugh:
-
i had intenstinal surgery;
how about a semi colon for the semi hardon i have for you. are you a bitch, or a cock?
Wouldn't a "semi colon" be the type of colon sweaty truckers use to haul stuff around the country?
While we're at it, wouldn't the opposite of "cock" be "hen" instead of "bitch"?
And isn't gender identity written right there on the left side of the screen, right above someone's avatar, making the process of asking somewhat unesseccary? So many questions... I'm scared... ???
"Korvhund" is Swedish for "wienerdog", by the way. You learn something new every day. GO TEAM KORVHUND!
you and your evasive nature will do nicely around here.
welcome aboard....fresh meat.
-
That male gender thingy was there the whole time? I looked at your website to try to figure it out. :laugh:
I would have thought my mustache would have been a good tipoff?
you and your evasive nature will do nicely around here.
welcome aboard....fresh meat.
Thank you. FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT!
-
One more post, and you get to see the good forums... :woohoo:
-
photos or you don't exist
-
That male gender thingy was there the whole time? I looked at your website to try to figure it out. :laugh:
I would have thought my mustache would have been a good tipoff?
you and your evasive nature will do nicely around here.
welcome aboard....fresh meat.
Thank you. FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT!
ladies have mustaches also. they are just lower and vertical.
-
photos or you don't exist
(http://img220.exs.cx/img220/8990/hotdog6te.jpg)
-
Cute.
-
It's a Frankenstein Gangster God computerized dachshound. :o
-
And you poor Frankenstein Parrot Puppet computerized Computer God Slaves don't even realize it. :(
-
KORVUHUND-U TEAM!!!
-
Yep. 8)
-
KORVUHUND-U TEAM!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oixG-l3xAOE)