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Title: Uh, hi.
Post by: zer0 on March 05, 2007, 07:17:47 AM
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place to maybe hang out. And post. And stuff. So, hi. Hope you have room for at least one more Swedish cartoonist diagnosed with AS on your boards. There sure were a lot of periods in this sentence.

Speaking of which; do you know how you can tell that a sentence has been written by a woman in her menopause?

Because there are no periods anywhere in it.

Ha. Ha. Ha ha. Urgh.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: The_P on March 05, 2007, 07:20:37 AM
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.

Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Leto729 on March 05, 2007, 07:20:50 AM
You are funny, :laugh: welcome to Intensity2. ;D
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: zer0 on March 05, 2007, 07:31:17 AM
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.

Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?

Uh, yes, you 'orrible nightsoil-infested parasitical Danish intestinal prolapse. Or something.

Hey, speaking of prolapses; know how you can tell a sentence has been written by someone who has undergone intestinal surgery?

There are no colons in it.

Ha ha. Ha.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: odeon on March 05, 2007, 07:41:57 AM
Well, welcome anyway. I'll just let you and P get acquainted, now. ;D
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Callaway on March 05, 2007, 07:46:59 AM
Hi Zero.  Nice website.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: zer0 on March 05, 2007, 07:51:13 AM
Thank you. I'm glad you like it.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: The_P on March 05, 2007, 07:58:00 AM
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.

Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?

Uh, yes, you 'orrible nightsoil-infested parasitical Danish intestinal prolapse. Or something.

Hey, speaking of prolapses; know how you can tell a sentence has been written by someone who has undergone intestinal surgery?

There are no colons in it.

Ha ha. Ha.

Hmm. You seem resilient, so you'll do. +
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: duncvis on March 05, 2007, 08:09:29 AM
Greetings, n00b.  >:D
/me throws peeguy a dog biscuit
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: The_P on March 05, 2007, 08:10:21 AM
Greetings, n00b.  >:D
/me throws peeguy a dog biscuit

And here's a picanic basket for Yogi Bear.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: duncvis on March 05, 2007, 08:11:09 AM
Nice one. You're smarter than the average ginger flamer.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: The_P on March 05, 2007, 08:12:42 AM
Nice one. You're smarter than the average ginger flamer.

That I am.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: DirtDawg on March 05, 2007, 08:32:19 AM
0?

OK.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Litigious on March 05, 2007, 08:43:47 AM
0?

OK.

He's a Swede.  ;)
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: zer0 on March 05, 2007, 08:53:15 AM

He's a dachshund.  ;)

That I am.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: DirtDawg on March 05, 2007, 09:25:06 AM
0?

OK.

He's a Swede.  ;)

That's OK, Tig. I'm still going to give him a chance.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Peter on March 05, 2007, 10:15:45 AM
How many Swedes do we have now?  Do you think we could flog them on Ebay?
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Scrapheap on March 05, 2007, 02:50:45 PM
How many Swedes do we have now?  Do you think we could flog them on Ebay?

What do we sell them for ?? a dime a dizen ?? ?? ??  ;) ;D :laugh:
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on March 05, 2007, 03:24:26 PM
How many Swedes do we have now?
Four: me, zer0, Odeon, Litigious. Who knows; mayhaps I² will one day come to be ruled by an evil quadrumvirate. ;)


And welcome, zer0! I didn't describe this place at any detail when I mentioned it, so here goes some random info:

Most of the board will be hidden right now, and become viewable/postable once 10 posts have been made.

The adminship is elected by member voting (hence the above comment) every few months. (though dunc as webmaster forever remains an evil despot in power)

Most of the time, this board, though blunt, open and pretty chaotic, remains relatively civil (though a couple of incidents of posters too sensitive for this place sticking around for a while and then taking great offense with drama resulting has made some stick their thorns out at newcomers in order to scare such people away), with one exception; the first to "greet" you. Our resident... troll does not fit, as he doesn't seem to care whether you take offense or not.

This place has gone up and down quite a bit the last couple of months (I don't mean that in the literal sense, though such did also happen before due to hosting hiccups), but now seems to be well on its way to recovery.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: zer0 on March 05, 2007, 04:21:04 PM
Thanks for the explanation, Mr. Fluff. Ixnay on mentioning the Evil Swedish Quadrumvirate Conspiracy again, though. I mean; the non-existent Swedish Quadrumvirate Conspiracy, that is. Which totally doesn't exist. At all. Ever. Besides, I hear the Swedish Socialist Gangster Government turns you into meatballs if you talk about it. Or was it herring?
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: odeon on March 05, 2007, 04:26:00 PM
Scrap, there's no way you'll get a dime a dozen for people like HIM.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on March 05, 2007, 04:32:20 PM
Scrap, there's no way you'll get a dime a dozen for people like HIM.
Indeed; we are worth much, much more!
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: zer0 on March 05, 2007, 04:34:01 PM
Actually, his post doesn't say "dime a dozen"; it says "a dime a dizen". I don't don't know what "a dizen" is, but it sounds painful. I'd rather go for five bucks a pop. Or ten bucks for a half-hour session.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: odeon on March 05, 2007, 04:50:08 PM
Nerd.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Litigious on March 05, 2007, 04:57:03 PM
I feel a little lonely. You other Swedes are computer nerds and I know almost...zero about computers.  ;)
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: McGiver on March 05, 2007, 06:06:05 PM
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.

Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?

Uh, yes, you 'orrible nightsoil-infested parasitical Danish intestinal prolapse. Or something.

Hey, speaking of prolapses; know how you can tell a sentence has been written by someone who has undergone intestinal surgery?

There are no colons in it.

Ha ha. Ha.

i had intenstinal surgery;
how about a semi colon for the semi hardon i have for you.  are you a bitch, or a cock?
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Litigious on March 05, 2007, 06:08:03 PM
He's probably a cock, since he calls himself Korvhund-o. "Korv" is Swedish for "sausage".  8)
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: McGiver on March 05, 2007, 06:10:44 PM
He's probably a cock, since he calls himself Korvhund-o. "Korv" is Swedish for "sausage".  8)
maybe its a bitch that craves the sausage.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Litigious on March 05, 2007, 06:12:07 PM
He's probably a cock, since he calls himself Korvhund-o. "Korv" is Swedish for "sausage".  8)
maybe its a bitch that craves the sausage.

I didn't think of that.  :P
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Callaway on March 05, 2007, 07:12:29 PM
Looking at his website, I would say that Zero is a he.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Scrapheap on March 05, 2007, 11:24:43 PM
Scrap, there's no way you'll get a dime a dozen for people like HIM.

You mean I'll have to fork out $.11 ?? ?? ??  ;) :laugh:
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Scrapheap on March 05, 2007, 11:26:33 PM
Actually, his post doesn't say "dime a dozen"; it says "a dime a dizen". I don't don't know what "a dizen" is, but it sounds painful.

That's a dizen in da hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle!!  O0
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: zer0 on March 06, 2007, 01:15:13 AM
i had intenstinal surgery;
how about a semi colon for the semi hardon i have for you.  are you a bitch, or a cock?

Wouldn't a "semi colon" be the type of colon sweaty truckers use to haul stuff around the country?

While we're at it, wouldn't the opposite of "cock" be "hen" instead of "bitch"? 

And isn't gender identity written right there on the left side of the screen, right above someone's avatar, making the process of asking somewhat unesseccary? So many questions... I'm scared... ???

"Korvhund" is Swedish for "wienerdog", by the way. You learn something new every day. GO TEAM KORVHUND!
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Litigious on March 06, 2007, 03:19:47 AM
I didn't know that. I knew what "korv" and "hund" is but not "korvhund".  ???
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: odeon on March 06, 2007, 03:17:15 PM
Scrap, there's no way you'll get a dime a dozen for people like HIM.

You mean I'll have to fork out $.11 ?? ?? ??  ;) :laugh:

Save your money for the Quality Swede (me). ;D
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Callaway on March 06, 2007, 03:19:45 PM

And isn't gender identity written right there on the left side of the screen, right above someone's avatar, making the process of asking somewhat unesseccary? So many questions... I'm scared... ???

"Korvhund" is Swedish for "wienerdog", by the way. You learn something new every day. GO TEAM KORVHUND!

That male gender thingy was there the whole time?  I looked at your website to try to figure it out.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: McGiver on March 06, 2007, 06:09:49 PM
i had intenstinal surgery;
how about a semi colon for the semi hardon i have for you.  are you a bitch, or a cock?

Wouldn't a "semi colon" be the type of colon sweaty truckers use to haul stuff around the country?

While we're at it, wouldn't the opposite of "cock" be "hen" instead of "bitch"? 

And isn't gender identity written right there on the left side of the screen, right above someone's avatar, making the process of asking somewhat unesseccary? So many questions... I'm scared... ???

"Korvhund" is Swedish for "wienerdog", by the way. You learn something new every day. GO TEAM KORVHUND!

you and your evasive nature will do nicely around here.

welcome aboard....fresh meat.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: zer0 on March 07, 2007, 01:06:43 AM
That male gender thingy was there the whole time?  I looked at your website to try to figure it out.   :laugh:

I would have thought my mustache would have been a good tipoff?

Quote from: Mcjagger
you and your evasive nature will do nicely around here.

welcome aboard....fresh meat.

Thank you. FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT!
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: duncvis on March 07, 2007, 03:56:50 AM
One more post, and you get to see the good forums... :woohoo:
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Mr Smith on March 07, 2007, 05:18:58 AM
photos or you don't exist
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: McGiver on March 07, 2007, 05:55:57 AM
That male gender thingy was there the whole time?  I looked at your website to try to figure it out.   :laugh:

I would have thought my mustache would have been a good tipoff?

Quote from: Mcjagger
you and your evasive nature will do nicely around here.

welcome aboard....fresh meat.
Thank you. FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT!



ladies have mustaches also.  they are just lower and vertical.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: zer0 on March 07, 2007, 06:05:30 AM
photos or you don't exist

(http://img220.exs.cx/img220/8990/hotdog6te.jpg)
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: QuirkyCarla on March 29, 2007, 11:27:12 AM
Cute.
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 11:31:31 AM
It's a Frankenstein Gangster God computerized dachshound.  :o
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 11:34:47 AM
And you poor Frankenstein Parrot Puppet computerized Computer God Slaves don't even realize it.  :(
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: zer0 on March 31, 2007, 02:21:43 AM
KORVUHUND-U TEAM!!!
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: Litigious on March 31, 2007, 02:51:35 AM
Yep.  8)
Title: Re: Uh, hi.
Post by: zer0 on March 31, 2007, 04:35:06 AM
KORVUHUND-U TEAM!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oixG-l3xAOE)