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Title: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on December 27, 2013, 04:34:47 AM
Rejoice. :M
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 27, 2013, 09:36:49 AM
My little girl never got into him or one direction
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Parts on December 27, 2013, 11:42:22 AM
I am heartbroken how can go on  :'(
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: P7PSP on December 27, 2013, 11:48:38 AM
I doubt that he will stick with it. Attention whoring is too deeply ingrained in his DNA.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on December 27, 2013, 01:44:16 PM
My little girl never got into him or one direction

Nor did mine. I am a blessed woman.

My youngest did get into heated discussions about the origin of "one way or another", and what the best version was though.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Parts on December 27, 2013, 02:04:49 PM
I hear he's starting over in porn :zoinks:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RcZtWlBoxUk/Ujh5aNFsjbI/AAAAAAAAD4s/XQRFFIvK5NQ/s640/FLOYD-BIEBER.jpg)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: P7PSP on December 27, 2013, 02:14:23 PM
 :LOL:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: TheoK on December 27, 2013, 02:25:58 PM
Caesar would have sent Justin Bieber to the front in Gaul, where he would have been gangraped and eaten alive by the barbarians! :arrr:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 27, 2013, 04:28:52 PM
OMG!! Justin Beber!! :GA:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Icequeen on December 27, 2013, 04:41:57 PM
I give it 6 months before he goes into acting. :P
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Genesis on December 27, 2013, 05:07:03 PM
He is just too hard to catch! He is a Canadian Leprechaun!
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on December 28, 2013, 04:48:44 AM
I am heartbroken how can go on  :'(

Oh, search Justin Bieber Youtube videos for consolation. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 28, 2013, 05:56:17 AM
He is just too hard to catch! He is a Canadian Leprechaun!

Who is trying to catch him and how are they having trouble in catching him
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Genesis on December 28, 2013, 10:12:52 PM
People who are catching him= Crazy Stalker Fans

How they're having trouble catching him= His bodyguards
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Genesis on December 28, 2013, 10:14:05 PM
You blokes in OZ should know this!

Leprechauns= hard to catch! (I know its a myth, yet you still get make point.... right?)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 30, 2013, 06:25:15 AM
Had no idea that crazed stalker fans were trying to catch him. Knew about the mythology around leprechauns
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: P7PSP on December 30, 2013, 06:32:39 AM
Had no idea that crazed stalker fans were trying to catch him. Knew about the mythology around leprechauns
And Bear/Twink videos.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: bodie on December 30, 2013, 07:56:33 AM
Retire?  from what, exactly   :laugh:


I wonder how it feels to have those crazy stalker fans?  Must be feeling about 10ft tall.  Little pipsqueek.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on December 31, 2013, 04:00:41 AM
Retire from singing.

One can always hope. :M
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Genesis on January 07, 2014, 01:12:05 AM
Maybe he'll be a mountie...
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: P7PSP on January 07, 2014, 01:16:29 AM
Maybe he'll be a mountie...
Yes Parts mentioned that possibility earlier.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RcZtWlBoxUk/Ujh5aNFsjbI/AAAAAAAAD4s/XQRFFIvK5NQ/s640/FLOYD-BIEBER.jpg)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on January 07, 2014, 01:16:59 AM
Girl came home with sad news, she said that apparently the retiring was a joke.
So, we may have to endure more scandalous gossip about the boy. Can't imagine him being interesting for anything else than tabloid fodder.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 07, 2014, 11:57:08 AM
>retire at like 19 or whatever



I laughed heartily. What a cry for attention.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 07, 2014, 07:27:52 PM
OMG!! Justin Beiber!! :GA:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Genesis on January 07, 2014, 08:38:06 PM
OMG STFU! Justin Beaver!
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: skyblue1 on January 07, 2014, 09:00:52 PM
He will run out of money, soon.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Genesis on January 07, 2014, 09:39:50 PM
He will run out of money, soon.

They usually do :( Look at Aaron Carter as example of that...
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 07, 2014, 11:16:02 PM
Girl came home with sad news, she said that apparently the retiring was a joke.
So, we may have to endure more scandalous gossip about the boy. Can't imagine him being interesting for anything else than tabloid fodder.

That's what my daughter said as well.

But one may hope.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 08, 2014, 07:44:06 PM
Girl came home with sad news, she said that apparently the retiring was a joke.
So, we may have to endure more scandalous gossip about the boy. Can't imagine him being interesting for anything else than tabloid fodder.

That's what my daughter said as well.

But one may hope.

Are you saying you didn't like the Justin Beiber CD I got you for your birthday?  :emosad:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 08, 2014, 11:35:17 PM
Girl came home with sad news, she said that apparently the retiring was a joke.
So, we may have to endure more scandalous gossip about the boy. Can't imagine him being interesting for anything else than tabloid fodder.

That's what my daughter said as well.

But one may hope.

Are you saying you didn't like the Justin Beiber CD I got you for your birthday?  :emosad:

I'm afraid that is what I'm saying. It's rather useless as a frisbee.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 09, 2014, 07:31:36 PM
Girl came home with sad news, she said that apparently the retiring was a joke.
So, we may have to endure more scandalous gossip about the boy. Can't imagine him being interesting for anything else than tabloid fodder.

That's what my daughter said as well.

But one may hope.

Are you saying you didn't like the Justin Beiber CD I got you for your birthday?  :emosad:

I'm afraid that is what I'm saying. It's rather useless as a frisbee.

You could use it for shiny pretty a coaster under your coffee cup.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 09, 2014, 11:29:03 PM
Goodness, no. You do know that these things have printed pictures on them?!
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 10, 2014, 04:49:52 PM
Goodness, no. You do know that these things have printed pictures on them?!

But he's pretty.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on January 10, 2014, 05:02:14 PM
Goodness, no. You do know that these things have printed pictures on them?!

But he's pretty.  :dunno:
He does have a nice bone structure. With a bit of growing up, a bit of life experience, lots of luck, and some wisdom, he may one day be a handsome middle aged man.
He'll probably screw up that option, for ever young on botox and substances.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:30:31 AM
He is ghastly, FFS.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 11, 2014, 05:34:19 PM
He is ghastly, FFS.  :zombiefuck:


You just don't want to admit it in front of people. You could flip it over to the shiny side. No one will ever know you own a Justin Beiber CD.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 12, 2014, 03:07:08 AM
He is ghastly, FFS.  :zombiefuck:


You just don't want to admit it in front of people. You could flip it over to the shiny side. No one will ever know you own a Justin Beiber CD.  :zoinks:

I do want to admit it: he really is ghastly.

There. See, I had no problem admitting that he is ghastly.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 12, 2014, 05:20:11 PM
He is ghastly, FFS.  :zombiefuck:


You just don't want to admit it in front of people. You could flip it over to the shiny side. No one will ever know you own a Justin Beiber CD.  :zoinks:

I do want to admit it: he really is ghastly.

There. See, I had no problem admitting that he is ghastly.

You know he's pretty. It's undeniable.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 12, 2014, 11:33:20 PM
Hey, I won't judge you if you have the hots for him.

On second thought, I will.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 13, 2014, 03:53:02 PM
Hey, I won't judge you if you have the hots for him.

On second thought, I will.  :zombiefuck:

I don't think I've ever actually heard any of his music. I've only seen pretty pictures of him.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 13, 2014, 11:37:18 PM
Hey, I won't judge you if you have the hots for him.

On second thought, I will.  :zombiefuck:

I don't think I've ever actually heard any of his music. I've only seen pretty pictures of him.  :dunno:

You'll know it's him when your ears start bleeding for no good reason.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 14, 2014, 01:40:42 PM
I can honestly say the kid isn't UGLY. I mean he's kind of bland looking and really skinny, devoid of any masculine features... but he's young. I'll give him a break on those grounds. He's also able to play instruments, but i'm not really confident that he writes his own material, and the way he plays guitar and piano is very systematic, without any passion or gusto. Listening to just a few of his tunes immediately reveals that he was "manufactured" as an artist by some money interest and he has no musical drive of his own.

I don't see why he has so many fans. He looks like he's completely missed puberty, and his music could be compared to just about any other prefabricated crud out there.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 14, 2014, 06:52:15 PM
devoid of any masculine features...

That's why I said pretty.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 14, 2014, 07:26:19 PM
You could say he's pretty, when he's all done up. I bet he just looks like another underdeveloped product of incest when he wakes up in the morning tho.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 14, 2014, 07:33:08 PM

Nope. Still pretty.  :zoinks:



(http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/10/justin-bieber-bed.jpg)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 14, 2014, 08:08:31 PM

Nope. Still pretty.  :zoinks:



(http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/10/justin-bieber-bed.jpg)

Dude. Is visible rib bones your thing?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 14, 2014, 09:07:39 PM
I got all kinds of "things".  :eyelash:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 14, 2014, 11:32:13 PM
Almost lost my breakfast there.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 15, 2014, 08:39:31 PM
Almost lost my breakfast there.  :zombiefuck:

I could post some more to help finish that thought.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 15, 2014, 11:45:43 PM
He may not grow up but thankfully the daughters that listen to the bloody thing usually do. There are clear signs of my daughter losing interest.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on January 16, 2014, 09:24:46 AM
My daughters were grown up at a very young age, when it comes to music. Thank goodness.
So, no JB here, the mere thought alone would make them puke.

Still, he has some good facial features. If he would have the guts to grow up and face life, he might even become a handsome man, in 30 years or so.

Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 16, 2014, 11:11:56 AM
I got all kinds of "things".  :eyelash:

So to you, does it look like the person who owns this horse is taking good care of it? Does this look like a healthy, happy animal?

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyzG-IfmQ5tuuiEyp19o2MEdkTACig-SU4H5hBJ5Da8IPwLw9BOw)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 16, 2014, 05:04:30 PM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 16, 2014, 06:28:33 PM
Agreed. He produces nothing valuable.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 16, 2014, 11:56:19 PM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on January 17, 2014, 09:58:11 AM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:

He's probably stuffed with legal drugs that much that his eyes are about to pop out.
An OD may be his nearest future.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 17, 2014, 05:09:05 PM
I got all kinds of "things".  :eyelash:

So to you, does it look like the person who owns this horse is taking good care of it? Does this look like a healthy, happy animal?

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyzG-IfmQ5tuuiEyp19o2MEdkTACig-SU4H5hBJ5Da8IPwLw9BOw)

I don't know what that has anything to do with anything I'm talking about, but you can look at horses and I'll keep looking at young dudes.  :lol1:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 17, 2014, 06:18:24 PM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 17, 2014, 06:19:40 PM
I got all kinds of "things".  :eyelash:

So to you, does it look like the person who owns this horse is taking good care of it? Does this look like a healthy, happy animal?

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyzG-IfmQ5tuuiEyp19o2MEdkTACig-SU4H5hBJ5Da8IPwLw9BOw)

I don't know what that has anything to do with anything I'm talking about, but you can look at horses and I'll keep looking at young dudes.  :lol1:

  I can see that the horse looks ribby and underfed.  I hate people who neglect their animals.  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 17, 2014, 07:44:15 PM
I got all kinds of "things".  :eyelash:

So to you, does it look like the person who owns this horse is taking good care of it? Does this look like a healthy, happy animal?

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyzG-IfmQ5tuuiEyp19o2MEdkTACig-SU4H5hBJ5Da8IPwLw9BOw)

I don't know what that has anything to do with anything I'm talking about, but you can look at horses and I'll keep looking at young dudes.  :lol1:

  I can see that the horse looks ribby and underfed.  I hate people who neglect their animals.  :thumbdn:

Yeah, people really suck, but I try not to think about it too much.  :-\
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 18, 2014, 12:39:00 AM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true!  :rofl:


Why isn't he in jail yet? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 18, 2014, 12:56:49 PM
I got all kinds of "things".  :eyelash:

So to you, does it look like the person who owns this horse is taking good care of it? Does this look like a healthy, happy animal?

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyzG-IfmQ5tuuiEyp19o2MEdkTACig-SU4H5hBJ5Da8IPwLw9BOw)

I don't know what that has anything to do with anything I'm talking about, but you can look at horses and I'll keep looking at young dudes.  :lol1:

  I can see that the horse looks ribby and underfed.  I hate people who neglect their animals.  :thumbdn:

Yeah, people really suck, but I try not to think about it too much.  :-\

Cbc understands, man.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Parts on January 18, 2014, 01:06:08 PM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true!  :rofl:


Why isn't he in jail yet? :zoinks:

Then he could make Bubba's dream come true  :anal:
(http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/3/4/2/9/0/1/9/killer-103214750841.jpeg#killer)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 18, 2014, 03:30:42 PM
I got all kinds of "things".  :eyelash:

So to you, does it look like the person who owns this horse is taking good care of it? Does this look like a healthy, happy animal?

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyzG-IfmQ5tuuiEyp19o2MEdkTACig-SU4H5hBJ5Da8IPwLw9BOw)

I don't know what that has anything to do with anything I'm talking about, but you can look at horses and I'll keep looking at young dudes.  :lol1:

  I can see that the horse looks ribby and underfed.  I hate people who neglect their animals.  :thumbdn:

Yeah, people really suck, but I try not to think about it too much.  :-\

Cbc understands, man.

Yeah, I understand too. I just don't seek out sadness to weigh me down. I doubt Beiber boy is starved by his handlers.  :tard:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 19, 2014, 02:39:31 PM
I got all kinds of "things".  :eyelash:

So to you, does it look like the person who owns this horse is taking good care of it? Does this look like a healthy, happy animal?

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyzG-IfmQ5tuuiEyp19o2MEdkTACig-SU4H5hBJ5Da8IPwLw9BOw)

I don't know what that has anything to do with anything I'm talking about, but you can look at horses and I'll keep looking at young dudes.  :lol1:

  I can see that the horse looks ribby and underfed.  I hate people who neglect their animals.  :thumbdn:

Yeah, people really suck, but I try not to think about it too much.  :-\

Cbc understands, man.

Yeah, I understand too. I just don't seek out sadness to weigh me down. I doubt Beiber boy is starved by his handlers.  :tard:

One doesn't have to seek out reality when its right in front of their face, 24/7. All they have to do is stop pretending it isn't there and give enough of a shit to try and clean it up a little.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 19, 2014, 03:11:35 PM

One doesn't have to seek out reality when its right in front of their face, 24/7. All they have to do is stop pretending it isn't there and give enough of a shit to try and clean it up a little.

I'm a happier person when I ignore it and don't give a shit. I don't need other people's reality. Their reality sucks.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 19, 2014, 03:23:07 PM

One doesn't have to seek out reality when its right in front of their face, 24/7. All they have to do is stop pretending it isn't there and give enough of a shit to try and clean it up a little.

I'm a happier person when I ignore it and don't give a shit. I don't need other people's reality. Their reality sucks.  :thumbup:

So you prefer to live in a dream world like 70% of people do. That is disgusting, man. That makes things a lot tougher on the adults who realize how shitty things get when everyone lets messes pile up. If everyone pulled their weight however, it'd be a much happier world.

Just saying. Time to grow up.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 19, 2014, 03:27:12 PM

One doesn't have to seek out reality when its right in front of their face, 24/7. All they have to do is stop pretending it isn't there and give enough of a shit to try and clean it up a little.

I'm a happier person when I ignore it and don't give a shit. I don't need other people's reality. Their reality sucks.  :thumbup:

So you prefer to live in a dream world like 70% of people do. That is disgusting, man.

I don't live in a dream, I just don't subscribe myself to other people's reality. I care about my own reality. You're more than free to weigh yourself down mentally and emotionally with other people's crap. Wallow in other people's misery if you like. I have more import things to care about.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 19, 2014, 03:28:25 PM

One doesn't have to seek out reality when its right in front of their face, 24/7. All they have to do is stop pretending it isn't there and give enough of a shit to try and clean it up a little.

I'm a happier person when I ignore it and don't give a shit. I don't need other people's reality. Their reality sucks.  :thumbup:

So you prefer to live in a dream world like 70% of people do. That is disgusting, man.

I don't live in a dream, I just don't subscribe myself to other people's reality. I care about my own reality. You're more than free to weigh yourself down mentally and emotionally with other people's crap. Wallow in other people's misery if you like. I have more import things to care about.  :thumbup:

Says the livestock.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 19, 2014, 03:33:08 PM

One doesn't have to seek out reality when its right in front of their face, 24/7. All they have to do is stop pretending it isn't there and give enough of a shit to try and clean it up a little.

I'm a happier person when I ignore it and don't give a shit. I don't need other people's reality. Their reality sucks.  :thumbup:

So you prefer to live in a dream world like 70% of people do. That is disgusting, man.

I don't live in a dream, I just don't subscribe myself to other people's reality. I care about my own reality. You're more than free to weigh yourself down mentally and emotionally with other people's crap. Wallow in other people's misery if you like. I have more import things to care about.  :thumbup:

Says the livestock.

Have a good cry for them and see where it get you.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 19, 2014, 03:36:04 PM

One doesn't have to seek out reality when its right in front of their face, 24/7. All they have to do is stop pretending it isn't there and give enough of a shit to try and clean it up a little.

I'm a happier person when I ignore it and don't give a shit. I don't need other people's reality. Their reality sucks.  :thumbup:

So you prefer to live in a dream world like 70% of people do. That is disgusting, man.

I don't live in a dream, I just don't subscribe myself to other people's reality. I care about my own reality. You're more than free to weigh yourself down mentally and emotionally with other people's crap. Wallow in other people's misery if you like. I have more import things to care about.  :thumbup:

Says the livestock.

Have a good cry for them and see where it get you.

Crying solves nothing. Action does. That's exactly what I've just been telling you, but that message will swiftly pass through your near empty head as you continue to breathe oxygen and consume resources while producing nothing of value. You're certainly in good company.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 19, 2014, 03:39:50 PM

One doesn't have to seek out reality when its right in front of their face, 24/7. All they have to do is stop pretending it isn't there and give enough of a shit to try and clean it up a little.

I'm a happier person when I ignore it and don't give a shit. I don't need other people's reality. Their reality sucks.  :thumbup:

So you prefer to live in a dream world like 70% of people do. That is disgusting, man.

I don't live in a dream, I just don't subscribe myself to other people's reality. I care about my own reality. You're more than free to weigh yourself down mentally and emotionally with other people's crap. Wallow in other people's misery if you like. I have more import things to care about.  :thumbup:

Says the livestock.

Have a good cry for them and see where it get you.

Crying solves nothing. Action does. That's exactly what I've just been telling you, but that message will swiftly pass through your near empty head as you continue to breathe oxygen and consume resources while producing nothing of value. You're certainly in good company.

So what you doing about other than wagging your tongue at me? Go save the world, man.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 19, 2014, 03:55:33 PM
I'm just here to have some fun, Rage. You can keep your party poop.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 19, 2014, 03:56:27 PM

One doesn't have to seek out reality when its right in front of their face, 24/7. All they have to do is stop pretending it isn't there and give enough of a shit to try and clean it up a little.

I'm a happier person when I ignore it and don't give a shit. I don't need other people's reality. Their reality sucks.  :thumbup:

So you prefer to live in a dream world like 70% of people do. That is disgusting, man.

I don't live in a dream, I just don't subscribe myself to other people's reality. I care about my own reality. You're more than free to weigh yourself down mentally and emotionally with other people's crap. Wallow in other people's misery if you like. I have more import things to care about.  :thumbup:

Says the livestock.

Have a good cry for them and see where it get you.

Crying solves nothing. Action does. That's exactly what I've just been telling you, but that message will swiftly pass through your near empty head as you continue to breathe oxygen and consume resources while producing nothing of value. You're certainly in good company.

So what you doing about other than wagging your tongue at me? Go save the world, man.

Wagging my finger at you for being a cuckolded baby is part of that, dude. You certainly have the right to be as complacent as you like, but that doesn't mean you won't be scolded for it by people who aren't.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 19, 2014, 04:00:57 PM

One doesn't have to seek out reality when its right in front of their face, 24/7. All they have to do is stop pretending it isn't there and give enough of a shit to try and clean it up a little.

I'm a happier person when I ignore it and don't give a shit. I don't need other people's reality. Their reality sucks.  :thumbup:

So you prefer to live in a dream world like 70% of people do. That is disgusting, man.

I don't live in a dream, I just don't subscribe myself to other people's reality. I care about my own reality. You're more than free to weigh yourself down mentally and emotionally with other people's crap. Wallow in other people's misery if you like. I have more import things to care about.  :thumbup:

Says the livestock.

Have a good cry for them and see where it get you.

Crying solves nothing. Action does. That's exactly what I've just been telling you, but that message will swiftly pass through your near empty head as you continue to breathe oxygen and consume resources while producing nothing of value. You're certainly in good company.

So what you doing about other than wagging your tongue at me? Go save the world, man.

Wagging my finger at you for being a cuckolded baby is part of that, dude. You certainly have the right to be as complacent as you like, but that doesn't mean you won't be scolded for it by people who aren't.

Nope. That ain't action. It's crying. And I don't even know what for. I was just having a little fun, poking Odeon in the ribs over Bieber boy, and you come in with some off topic party poop, expecting me to be sad I guess. I don't even know what you're on about here, :dunno: but I'm not letting you or anyone else weigh me down with crap. 
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 19, 2014, 11:25:54 PM
:jerry:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 20, 2014, 05:30:59 AM
 :lol1:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 20, 2014, 01:35:41 PM
The papers write a lot about the boy wonder's death drug today. Why can't he just do the decent thing and OD?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: El-Presidente on January 20, 2014, 01:45:17 PM
The papers write a lot about the boy wonder's death drug today. Why can't he just do the decent thing and OD?

He needs to OD whilst being roughly penetrated by a tranny high on meth.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 20, 2014, 01:46:29 PM
The papers write a lot about the boy wonder's death drug today. Why can't he just do the decent thing and OD?

He needs to OD whilst being roughly penetrated by a tranny high on meth.

Poor tranny.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 20, 2014, 02:27:14 PM
Heh, he has hebrew tattoos, but is also the same guy who was confused at the word "german" during an interview. This is not a "urban legend", as I saw it happning. They explained that "german" is what we call the language of the people of "germany"

This did not clarify it, for young Justin, as he was unfamiliar with the word "germany"

o_-
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Parts on January 20, 2014, 02:52:05 PM
Heh, he has hebrew tattoos, but is also the same guy who was confused at the word "german" during an interview. This is not a "urban legend", as I saw it happning. They explained that "german" is what we call the language of the people of "germany"

This did not clarify it, for young Justin, as he was unfamiliar with the word "germany"

o_-

Hebrew tattoos  :zombiefuck:  That's kinda an oxymoron
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 20, 2014, 03:52:33 PM
Heh, he has hebrew tattoos, but is also the same guy who was confused at the word "german" during an interview. This is not a "urban legend", as I saw it happning. They explained that "german" is what we call the language of the people of "germany"

This did not clarify it, for young Justin, as he was unfamiliar with the word "germany"

o_-

Hebrew tattoos  :zombiefuck:  That's kinda an oxymoron

don't tell justin that. He wouldn't understand "hebrew" or "oxymoron"
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Kapkao on January 20, 2014, 04:41:13 PM
(http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/1520141750173.jpg)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 20, 2014, 11:34:46 PM
Whoever wrote that should edit it.

And that boy is sick in the head.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 21, 2014, 06:44:36 AM
Hehehe
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: El-Presidente on January 21, 2014, 01:12:28 PM
Seriously, bieber needs to be fucked over in a very public and humiliating way. If I had it my way I'd wave my magic IRL troll wand and have the little prick penniless and reduced to sucking cock at bus stops for crack money.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: El-Presidente on January 21, 2014, 01:14:22 PM
Also...

(http://i.imgur.com/QQaqaWW.jpg)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Kapkao on January 21, 2014, 03:52:42 PM
Whoever wrote that should edit it.

OMG WAI?!
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 21, 2014, 04:25:02 PM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true!  :rofl:


Why isn't he in jail yet? :zoinks:

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs.  :(
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Jack on January 21, 2014, 06:17:02 PM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true!  :rofl:


Why isn't he in jail yet? :zoinks:

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs.  :(

Does that even matter if it was in his home?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 21, 2014, 06:21:19 PM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true!  :rofl:


Why isn't he in jail yet? :zoinks:

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs.  :(

Does that even matter if it was in his home?

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Jack on January 21, 2014, 07:48:28 PM

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell.  :dunno:
I didn't know Canada was the Hollywood alternative to jail. :laugh:

Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 22, 2014, 12:28:47 AM
I stumbled upon a BBC talk show last night where Mark Wahlberg was explaining to Graham Norton that he wanted to do a film with Justin Bieber.

I previously had the impression that Wahlberg was a reasonably rational and intelligent person, a good actor who's evolved into a decent producer. A shame, really.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2014, 12:37:50 AM

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell.  :dunno:
I didn't know Canada was the Hollywood alternative to jail. :laugh:

  Well, besides being Beib's native country, Canada has ... beer and maple syrup and moose!  Not exactly hard time.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on January 22, 2014, 12:51:57 AM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true!  :rofl:


Why isn't he in jail yet? :zoinks:

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs.  :(

Will he now visit his friend in jail?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2014, 12:52:39 AM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true!  :rofl:


Why isn't he in jail yet? :zoinks:

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs.  :(

Will he now visit his friend in jail?

  I don't know if anyone is in jail at this point.  :orly:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on January 22, 2014, 12:55:03 AM
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true!  :rofl:


Why isn't he in jail yet? :zoinks:

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs.  :(

Will he now visit his friend in jail?

  I don't know if anyone is in jail at this point.  :orly:
Someone should make a movie about this, exploring the options.  :tard:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2014, 12:58:49 AM
  I'm sure Odeon would love to show that movie at his cinema!  But who would play Beiber?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on January 22, 2014, 01:02:50 AM
  I'm sure Odeon would love to show that movie at his cinema!  But who would play Beiber?  :zoinks:

Either an exceptionally good actor, who is willing to risk his reputation, by playing Bieber, or ..... drumroll ..... Bieber himself.
Who better to play the celebrity trainwreck? It will be a very realistic movie, with lots of havoc, probably murder.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2014, 01:04:51 AM
  I'm sure Odeon would love to show that movie at his cinema!  But who would play Beiber?  :zoinks:

Either an exceptionally good actor, who is willing to risk his reputation, by playing Bieber, or ..... drumroll ..... Bieber himself.
Who better to play the celebrity trainwreck? It will be a very realistic movie, with lots of havoc, probably murder.

  He should probably hurry up and film it, while he still has fans left.  :autism:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Jack on January 22, 2014, 03:57:51 PM

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell.  :dunno:
I didn't know Canada was the Hollywood alternative to jail. :laugh:

  Well, besides being Beib's native country, Canada has ... beer and maple syrup and moose!  Not exactly hard time.  :laugh:

Got it. Didn't know he's a Canadian.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2014, 04:01:24 PM

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell.  :dunno:
I didn't know Canada was the Hollywood alternative to jail. :laugh:

  Well, besides being Beib's native country, Canada has ... beer and maple syrup and moose!  Not exactly hard time.  :laugh:

Got it. Didn't know he's a Canadian.

  Poor Canada, I wonder if they hope he'll just stay here!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Jack on January 22, 2014, 04:03:20 PM
:laugh:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 22, 2014, 11:46:56 PM
  I'm sure Odeon would love to show that movie at his cinema!  But who would play Beiber?  :zoinks:

Robert de Niro. :P
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 22, 2014, 11:49:24 PM

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell.  :dunno:
I didn't know Canada was the Hollywood alternative to jail. :laugh:

  Well, besides being Beib's native country, Canada has ... beer and maple syrup and moose!  Not exactly hard time.  :laugh:

Got it. Didn't know he's a Canadian.

  Poor Canada, I wonder if they hope he'll just stay here!  :laugh:

There have been other Canadians. Think about it.

Justin Bieber. William Shatner.

- pause -

Just think about it.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: skyblue1 on January 23, 2014, 06:10:49 AM
Singer Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday for drag racing and DUI in Miami Beach, police said.

Bieber was in a rented Lamborghini, police sources told NBC 6 South Florida.

No other details of the arrest were immediately known.

Bieber has been spotted in different places around town the past few days, including a Miami Beach skate shop in a photo posted on Instagram.

The Opa-locka Police Department is also investigating an unauthorized escort of Bieber, a police spokesman said Wednesday.




http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Justin-Bieber-Arrested-for-Drag-Racing-DUI-in-Miami-Beach-241624971.html (http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Justin-Bieber-Arrested-for-Drag-Racing-DUI-in-Miami-Beach-241624971.html)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 23, 2014, 10:59:02 AM
Deport the kid already. He's a repeat offender.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: El-Presidente on January 23, 2014, 01:16:49 PM
Singer Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday for drag racing and DUI in Miami Beach, police said.

Bieber was in a rented Lamborghini, police sources told NBC 6 South Florida.

No other details of the arrest were immediately known.

Bieber has been spotted in different places around town the past few days, including a Miami Beach skate shop in a photo posted on Instagram.

The Opa-locka Police Department is also investigating an unauthorized escort of Bieber, a police spokesman said Wednesday.




http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Justin-Bieber-Arrested-for-Drag-Racing-DUI-in-Miami-Beach-241624971.html (http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Justin-Bieber-Arrested-for-Drag-Racing-DUI-in-Miami-Beach-241624971.html)

Hooray! Hopefully the little piece of shit will be jailed this time. Here are some old memes to celebrate, the first is what will happen to him, the second is how he'll look after the first week. Note, cock n balls on the real biebs much smaller.


(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120131221343/pokemontowerdefense/images/2/27/You_gonna_get_raped.jpg)

(http://qty.se/cache/image.php%3Fid%3D591293)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Icequeen on January 23, 2014, 02:17:56 PM
Now Bieber and his mentor can go to classes together.  :zoinks:

(http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/David-Cassidy-mug-shot-Schodack-Police-Dept.jpg)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 23, 2014, 08:14:41 PM
OMG!! Justin Beiber!! :GA:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 23, 2014, 08:20:40 PM
This thread is a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, especially now that it connects the bieb to goatse and prison sex. XD
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 24, 2014, 01:57:08 AM
Now Bieber and his mentor can go to classes together.  :zoinks:

(http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/David-Cassidy-mug-shot-Schodack-Police-Dept.jpg)

They can grow up together. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Kapkao on January 24, 2014, 07:42:19 AM
OMG!! Justin Beiber!! :GA:
OMG!! Justin Beiber!! :omg:
:tard:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Parts on January 24, 2014, 08:37:34 AM
Deport the kid already. He's a repeat offender.

My thoughts exactly,  the case could easily be made that he is a hazard to to public.  One of my brothers friends was refused entry to Canada due to a 10 plus year old DUI because they said that he was considered  a risk even though he had no other problems since
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 24, 2014, 12:56:00 PM
OMG!! Justin Beiber!! :GA:
OMG!! Justin Beiber!! :omg:
:tard:

I think it's hilarious. Just like OMG!! Facebook!! :GA:    :lol1:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 24, 2014, 03:04:28 PM
When I first became aware of him I had a very bad opinion of him.  I thought his name was a stage name and I thought it was scandalous, Justin Beaver.  Still haven't changed my mind.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 24, 2014, 03:08:12 PM
That's funny. The first I heard of him was while in an electronics shop, when I distinctly heard my daughter ask me to look for a CD with somebody named Justin Beaver. My wife says she heard the same.

 :lol1:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Parts on January 24, 2014, 05:19:26 PM
 :zoinks:

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/176/4/b/Justin_Beaver_2_0_by_RezWolf.png#beaver%20Justin%20480x482)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 24, 2014, 08:11:46 PM
:zoinks:

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/176/4/b/Justin_Beaver_2_0_by_RezWolf.png#beaver%20Justin%20480x482)

Are you sure his thing is that big? 
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Kapkao on January 24, 2014, 08:19:13 PM
:zoinks:

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/176/4/b/Justin_Beaver_2_0_by_RezWolf.png#beaver%20Justin%20480x482)

Are you sure his thing is that big?
:laugh:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 25, 2014, 03:38:58 AM
Or that flat?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on January 25, 2014, 04:27:44 AM
:zoinks:

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/176/4/b/Justin_Beaver_2_0_by_RezWolf.png#beaver%20Justin%20480x482)

Are you sure his thing is that big?

Don't worry, with that shape, it won't go anywhere.

Looks like it got hit with a cast iron frying pan.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: DirtDawg on January 25, 2014, 04:52:24 AM

Interestingly, my daughter LOVES to make fun of JB.  She will love this pic.

My son does not know who the fuck Justin Beiber is.

I am blessed.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 25, 2014, 04:46:36 PM
You have no idea of how lucky you are.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on January 25, 2014, 04:51:35 PM
You have no idea of how lucky you are.

Awww, poor you.

I know I am truly blessed with two daughters not liking JB, and not liking 1D.

Made is socially harder for my youngest though, but, a blessing at home.

No Jan Smit, or Nick and Simon either.  This mother is a very happy mother when it comes to the choices of music of her girls.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on January 25, 2014, 05:02:28 PM
I really want him to retire.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on February 03, 2014, 04:23:56 AM
Can't help myself thinking that he is just the male version of a toddlers in tiaras success story. Pushed by his mum at age 13.

So, yes, send him back home, and let him go through highschool and all the regular teenage stuff he missed. Who knows, he might grow up then.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on February 03, 2014, 06:38:12 AM
I think it's too late for him.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on February 03, 2014, 07:59:15 AM
I think it's too late for him.

Very likely.

I hope his mother has no other kids she can push into fame.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: El on February 11, 2014, 07:00:26 AM
Has this been mentioned on this thread yet?  http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/29/white-house-petition-to-deport-justin-bieber/ (http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/29/white-house-petition-to-deport-justin-bieber/)

Only just heard of it.  The petition to deport him got enough signatures that the white house has to respond, apparently.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 11, 2014, 10:29:00 AM
The story about JB being decked by a basketball player in Starbucks is apparently false.  I may not like the boy, but accuracy is important.

"Justin Bieber was Not hit by L.A. Clippers star Blake Griffin during an alleged altercation at a Starbucks, despite a totally made up rumor circulating the Internet. On Monday, a number of sports blogs reported that Griffin "smacked the sh*t" out of Bieber after the star refused to put on a shirt inside the West Hollywood coffee shop."
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on February 11, 2014, 11:50:15 PM
^It's not too late. He isn't deported yet.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: renaeden on February 12, 2014, 03:01:37 AM
I like Metallica. Was listening to them yesterday. :)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: El-Presidente on February 12, 2014, 02:56:30 PM
^It's not too late. He isn't deported yet.

And they still haven't made a bieber snuff film.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 12, 2014, 03:08:26 PM
^It's not too late. He isn't deported yet.

And they still haven't made a bieber snuff film.

The age-old question of - where are the terrorists when we need them?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on February 13, 2014, 01:20:40 AM
One man's terrorist is another man's judge. :P
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: El-Presidente on February 13, 2014, 01:54:18 PM
^It's not too late. He isn't deported yet.

And they still haven't made a bieber snuff film.

The age-old question of - where are the terrorists when we need them?

LOL maybe a Bieber suicide bomb that spectacularly blows up Bieber without hurting anyone else.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 13, 2014, 02:58:23 PM
^It's not too late. He isn't deported yet.

And they still haven't made a bieber snuff film.

The age-old question of - where are the terrorists when we need them?

LOL maybe a Bieber suicide bomb that spectacularly blows up Bieber without hurting anyone else.

When it comes to imperative matters, some collateral damage is always to be expected :M
On the obvious bright side, we're talking mostly "beliebers"
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on February 13, 2014, 04:59:24 PM
^It's not too late. He isn't deported yet.

And they still haven't made a bieber snuff film.

The age-old question of - where are the terrorists when we need them?

LOL maybe a Bieber suicide bomb that spectacularly blows up Bieber without hurting anyone else.

When it comes to imperative matters, some collateral damage is always to be expected :M
On the obvious bright side, we're talking mostly "beliebers"

But the beliebers will outgrow it. Bieber will never be anything else than Bieber.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: El on February 13, 2014, 07:45:00 PM
^It's not too late. He isn't deported yet.

And they still haven't made a bieber snuff film.

The age-old question of - where are the terrorists when we need them?

LOL maybe a Bieber suicide bomb that spectacularly blows up Bieber without hurting anyone else.

When it comes to imperative matters, some collateral damage is always to be expected :M
On the obvious bright side, we're talking mostly "beliebers"

But the beliebers will outgrow it. Bieber will never be anything else than Bieber.
Yeah, but, he WILL get older.  Let's hope the kid matures.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: 'andersom' on February 14, 2014, 03:27:27 AM
^It's not too late. He isn't deported yet.

And they still haven't made a bieber snuff film.

The age-old question of - where are the terrorists when we need them?

LOL maybe a Bieber suicide bomb that spectacularly blows up Bieber without hurting anyone else.

If he goes on like this, he looks perfectly capable of doing that all by himself.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on February 14, 2014, 05:58:10 PM
*crosses fingers*
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: El-Presidente on February 15, 2014, 12:06:38 AM
Jutsin beeber is faget
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: odeon on February 17, 2014, 11:45:24 PM
He should retire. Or somebody should make him retire. Or they should retire him, Blade Runner style.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 08, 2015, 06:01:24 PM
OMG Justin Bieber!! :GA: