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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Icequeen on January 14, 2019, 08:40:31 AM
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"The Man Caught Licking Someone's Doorbell For 3 Hours Has Been Identified"
Salinas Police Department has identified suspect Roberto Daniel Arroyo after he was caught licking a seemingly random home's doorbell "over and over for three hours" around 5:00 a.m. one morning.
https://www.housebeautiful.com/lifestyle/a25835731/doorbell-licker-caught-on-home-security-camera/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKHcg-dD2DQ
Over 3 hours. :zoinks:
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That's, um, fairly odd.
Now wondering if there's any way to quickly cool a doorbell when the security camera spots, um, the licker.
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There must be some salt on it and he has a need for salt! :apondering:
:laugh:
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Thats weird, I read about this only earlier this morning. Well, weird, full stop, but thats a coincidence alright, I was going to post this myself, just got sidetracked by things like the need to buy one's daily bread, so to speak, as well as pick up med refills, take several different meds, get put to sleep deeply and for a long time by three or four of them.
I'd have had some fun with that, if I caught some weirdo licking my doorbell.
I'd cover it with superglue night after night.
Or with something like a powerfully delierent, although non-fatal dose of antimuscarinic nightshade alkaloids, atropine or scopolamine, something like that, or agent BZ, something that would send someone into a batshit-mental delirious nightmare world, mixed in with say, a fair sized dose of one of the more potent PCP analogs, dissolved in dimethylsulfoxide (a polar aprotic solvent, non-toxic, but with the unusual property of carrying whatever might be dissolved in it, through the skin on contact)
That would teach the weird little fucker not to go sucking my doorbell. Didn't he also piss all over the doorbell-lickee's lawn, too? I would definitely have some fun with that guy if it had been me been targeted, calling the filth wouldn't be nearly as hilarious as turning him into a psychotically delirious, amnesiac terrorized train wreck for the next 48 hours or thereabouts. And probably get him arrested, after he's been seen smoking imaginary cigarettes whilst arse naked, masturbating in the middle of the road and screaming about giant spiders. Oh yes, I'd have a lot of fun with a pervert like that.
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He licked it for 3 hours and he still couldn't make it ring?
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He licked it for 3 hours and he still couldn't make it ring?
Some men just fail at pseudo cunnilingus. Or maybe he was practicing.....yeah, I have a dirty mind! ;)
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I'm glad I don't have a doorbell!
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Mine is metal and it's below freezing out there. >:D
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The last doorbell I licked tasted like KFC. They usually taste like salty plastic.
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And when I gathered the masses, the crowds, and tried to convince them of the world's vital need for exploding doorbells, they called me insane! said I was mad! that nobody could ever have use for a doorbell packed with lead azide and ball bearings. And lets see them pooh-pooh the brilliance of my electrifiable doorbells and door-knockers now!
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He licked it for 3 hours and he still couldn't make it ring?
Some men just fail at pseudo cunnilingus. Or maybe he was practicing.....yeah, I have a dirty mind! ;)
Hoping to get caught on a surveillance camera, a free commercial when it goes viral, to show his dedication, technique and patience.
He doesn't give up quickly :lol1:
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He licked it for 3 hours and he still couldn't make it ring?
Some men just fail at pseudo cunnilingus. Or maybe he was practicing.....yeah, I have a dirty mind! ;)
Hoping to get caught on a surveillance camera, a free commercial when it goes viral, to show his dedication, technique and patience.
He doesn't give up quickly :lol1:
Somebody remove this chapter from the Aspie dating handbook please :laugh:
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He licked it for 3 hours and he still couldn't make it ring?
Some men just fail at pseudo cunnilingus. Or maybe he was practicing.....yeah, I have a dirty mind! ;)
Hoping to get caught on a surveillance camera, a free commercial when it goes viral, to show his dedication, technique and patience.
He doesn't give up quickly :lol1:
Somebody remove this chapter from the Aspie dating handbook please :laugh:
Now there's a thought. :rofl:
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He looks like he may be on the spectrum. We Autists have some colorful fetishes.
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That's true, but in this case....doorbell-licking and pissing in people's gardens? I'm inclined to think this guy is just a screwed up delinquent fuckwit with a bucket of rotting kitchen slops for a prefrontal cortex, not an autie/aspie. Just a fucked up freak.
Although weird fetishes, thats true enough. Although in my case, I'd say I'm pretty normal in that respect. Having a 'thing' for spesh girls, I wouldn't so much call that a fetish, more...knowing sexy when I see it :autism:
Although I have to admit, I do find the way spesh girls stim SOOOO hawt, rocking, flapping, spinning around, jumping up and down on the spot doing that hand-clapping thing and making those cute little noises autie girls sometimes make when they are stimming, that is pretty sexy, you have to admit, no?
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I'd cover it with superglue night after night.
You're the chemist. It wouldn't be viable.
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He licked it for 3 hours and he still couldn't make it ring?
Some men just fail at pseudo cunnilingus. Or maybe he was practicing.....yeah, I have a dirty mind! ;)
Hoping to get caught on a surveillance camera, a free commercial when it goes viral, to show his dedication, technique and patience.
He doesn't give up quickly :lol1:
Somebody remove this chapter from the Aspie dating handbook please :laugh:
:rofl:
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I'd cover it with superglue night after night.
Ear wax would be funnier.
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I'd cover it with superglue night after night.
Ear wax would be funnier.
:zombiefuck: Don't want to ring your doorbell without gloves :zombiefuck:
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Someone should upload the video to a free porn site so he can show off his tongue action.
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This song is now playing at walmart "radio".....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E
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:lol1:
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That's true, but in this case....doorbell-licking and pissing in people's gardens? I'm inclined to think this guy is just a screwed up delinquent fuckwit with a bucket of rotting kitchen slops for a prefrontal cortex, not an autie/aspie. Just a fucked up freak.
Although weird fetishes, thats true enough. Although in my case, I'd say I'm pretty normal in that respect. Having a 'thing' for spesh girls, I wouldn't so much call that a fetish, more...knowing sexy when I see it :autism:
Although I have to admit, I do find the way spesh girls stim SOOOO hawt, rocking, flapping, spinning around, jumping up and down on the spot doing that hand-clapping thing and making those cute little noises autie girls sometimes make when they are stimming, that is pretty sexy, you have to admit, no?
You read like a non-autistic perv. Just ramp up the derogatoriness a bit and you're there, creep.
Mightcher, he might get some business coming his way. Weird women might want to see what he can do with that tongue. A strange form of advertising?