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Title: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: ozymandias on May 03, 2006, 03:22:08 PM
Nice little site you got here, though I kinda liked the forum graphics better at Intensity.  Had myself a bit of a browse, most of you already know who I am and as for the 30 day "rookie" crap.  I'm a big boy and the senior citizen here, so I'll forego that "rookie status" thingie voluntarily.

Peace
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Lucifer on May 03, 2006, 03:27:05 PM
so I'll forego that "rookie status" thingie voluntarily.

MWHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   ;D

anyway, why ain't you stalking me?  bastard - you choosy, or something?   >:(
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: ozymandias on May 03, 2006, 03:55:58 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Callaway on May 03, 2006, 07:32:08 PM
Hi Ozymandias!  It is always good to see you.  I'm glad you are here.

I am glad not to be on your stalk list, though.  Vivi and Shima are enough to keep you more than busy.   ;)
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: ozymandias on May 03, 2006, 08:01:52 PM
Actually, I'm more likely to stalk a good hamburger or a hot fudge sundae. :laugh:  I always thought a good meal was better than sex most of the time.   If I am what I eat, then I am fast, cheap and easy!(also tasty) ;) ;D

Peace
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: shima on May 03, 2006, 09:02:09 PM
Did you know I am a FANTASTIC cook?
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Nomaken on May 03, 2006, 09:09:13 PM

Can you make dead cow more interesting than soaking it in italian dressing or worshtershers(sp?) sauce before cooking it?  Medium rare please.
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Lucifer on May 04, 2006, 12:23:30 AM
I always thought a good meal was better than sex most of the time.

then you can fuck right off - anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

and it's "worcestershire".
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Callaway on May 04, 2006, 03:24:09 AM
I always thought a good meal was better than sex most of the time.
anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

I was thinking that as well.  I'm glad you said it.
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: ozymandias on May 04, 2006, 04:53:28 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: ozymandias on May 04, 2006, 04:56:38 AM
Did you know I am a FANTASTIC cook?

A sexy FANTASTC cook!  You are every man's fantasy! ;D
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: ozymandias on May 04, 2006, 04:57:41 AM
I always thought a good meal was better than sex most of the time.
anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

I was thinking that as well.  I'm glad you said it.

 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 04, 2006, 09:28:42 AM
I always thought a good meal was better than sex most of the time.

then you can fuck right off - anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

and it's "worcestershire".

Either that or we're all terrible cooks  ;)
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Lucifer on May 04, 2006, 09:29:40 AM
is sticking your tongue out at people the best thing you can think of to do with it?

oh, of course not, sorry - you can probably use it to masticate dead cows, as well.
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Lucifer on May 04, 2006, 09:30:14 AM
I always thought a good meal was better than sex most of the time.

then you can fuck right off - anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

and it's "worcestershire".

Either that or we're all terrible cooks  ;)

/chokes herself laughing
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: ozymandias on May 04, 2006, 11:41:49 AM
Edited for stupidity
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Lucifer on May 04, 2006, 02:37:03 PM
erm...

how shall i put this...?

oh yes...

you can try it, dear, but only if you want to:
a) sing soprano;
b) walk with a limp for the rest of your natural.
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: ozymandias on May 04, 2006, 02:52:18 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Nomaken on May 04, 2006, 04:12:59 PM
I'm still hungry.

In one hand i have the option of sitting here and doing nothing.  In the other hand I have the option of going downstairs, drenching a hunk of dead cow in italian dressing, burning it, then eating it.  I'd also be reading about the biology of the brain while burning it.  Can anyone think of some interesting thing to drench it in besides italian dressing?  Might be interesting enough to tip the scales and send me on my way.
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: ozymandias on May 04, 2006, 04:51:07 PM
Why not try barbecue sauce or worcestshire sauce or A-1 steak sauce.  If you like spicy, rub some hot pepper sauce on it before cooking.
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Eamonn on May 04, 2006, 04:55:03 PM
I always thought a good meal was better than sex most of the time.

then you can fuck right off - anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

and it's "worcestershire".

Maybe it was in your day, dear, now it's called "worcester sauce". :-*
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Nomaken on May 04, 2006, 10:50:17 PM
I tried A1, wasn't bad.
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Callaway on May 05, 2006, 02:32:31 AM
I always thought a good meal was better than sex most of the time.

then you can fuck right off - anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

and it's "worcestershire".

Maybe it was in your day, dear, now it's called "worcester sauce". :-*

When is her day?  Today?  On my bottle of worcestershire sauce it is spelled w-o-r-c-e-s-t-e-r-s-h-i-r-e.

The spelling  :police:
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Eamonn on May 05, 2006, 04:00:23 AM

When is her day?  Today?  On my bottle of worcestershire sauce it is spelled w-o-r-c-e-s-t-e-r-s-h-i-r-e.


Lots of manufacturers still label it that, but the man on the street knows better and most people refer to it simply as worcester. Touching show of sisterhood, though. ;)
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Lucifer on May 05, 2006, 10:33:19 AM
i call it "worcester sauce" as well.  however...

...or worshtershers(sp?) sauce before cooking it?

the original post i was replying to.

do keep up, sweetle.
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: odeon on May 05, 2006, 03:05:04 PM
then you can fuck right off - anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

If you really believe that, try staying away from sex for six months, and then try staying away from food, half that time.
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Callaway on May 05, 2006, 03:29:19 PM
then you can fuck right off - anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

If you really believe that, try staying away from sex for six months, and then try staying away from food, half that time.
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: Lucifer on May 06, 2006, 12:20:31 AM
hahahaha - good one.  ;)

mind you, it might make a difference if we're talking about quality of life, rather than just satying alive, eh?  :P
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: odeon on May 06, 2006, 02:45:39 AM
mind you, it might make a difference if we're talking about quality of life, rather than just satying alive, eh?  :P

They're both good things, but they don't mix well. Try to date a hamburger (say, like the guy on my avatar), and you'll see what I mean.  :D
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: McGiver on May 06, 2006, 12:59:51 PM
so I'll forego that "rookie status" thingie voluntarily.

MWHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!? ?;D

anyway, why ain't you stalking me?? bastard - you choosy, or something?? ?>:(

Ah, but I am very choosy and since you insist, t'will be my pleasure and pain :-* !? As you wish!


aha, i knew it.  if i was patient and vigil i would find a post where you forgot to sign off:

PEACE

welcome ozzy and why not a new handle, that fits the mood?
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: ozymandias on May 06, 2006, 03:36:28 PM


aha, i knew it.  if i was patient and vigil i would find a post where you forgot to sign off:

PEACE

welcome ozzy and why not a new handle, that fits the mood?

Well, it just wouldn't be me! 8)   AND as recent history shows I don't do very well trying to be something I'm not! >:(  As for the sign off........well I didn't forget, I'm just not feeling very peaceful lately. Besides this isn't meant to be a peaceful place, now is it?? ;)

Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: McGiver on May 06, 2006, 04:04:43 PM
actually,  its an understood kinda peace.

you will feel it. 

how is logging on for you?  i remember the difficulties with the first time around i want to make sure you don't have them this time.
everything ok?
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: ozymandias on May 06, 2006, 07:21:49 PM
No problems logging on! 8)   That problem is officially history!  ;D

Peace
Title: Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
Post by: McGiver on May 06, 2006, 09:03:15 PM
good.
i am happy to have you here.