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Title: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 10:33:37 AM
Go ahead. Any fairy might answer though,
and some lie. :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 12:32:48 PM
what is up with the McBlog Meme?
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 12:39:49 PM
Ask fairies querying themselves?
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: GalileoAce on November 04, 2007, 05:42:07 PM
what is up with the McBlog Meme?

Yeah, what she said.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 05:42:42 PM
How do you feel with all those centipedes in your vagina?
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 05:54:51 PM
what is up with the McBlog Meme?

Yeah, what she said.

Whatever you want to be up.  :eyebrows:

How do you feel with all those centipedes in your vagina?

Ass fairies don't have genitalia.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Parts on November 04, 2007, 06:12:39 PM
Do ass fairies live in asses and if so whose?
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Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 06:18:48 PM
Do ass fairies live in asses and if so whose?

Yes.

Anyone's we can get into.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 06:19:58 PM
How do you feel with all those centipedes in your vagina?
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 06:20:59 PM
How do you feel with all those centipedes in your vagina?

Happy. If only it could be true.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Parts on November 04, 2007, 06:21:29 PM
Do you grant wishes?
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 06:22:10 PM
Do you grant wishes?

If they have to do with getting your ass invaded.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 06:31:32 PM
So you couldn't give yourself a vagina to put centipedes in?
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 06:42:28 PM
So you couldn't give yourself a vagina to put centipedes in?

No. But I could take your mangina, and
fill it.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 06:45:00 PM
So you couldn't give yourself a vagina to put centipedes in?

No. But I could take your mangina, and
fill it.

I don't have one, my nuts are too big, my dick is too erect.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 06:54:30 PM
So you couldn't give yourself a vagina to put centipedes in?

No. But I could take your mangina, and
fill it.

I don't have one, my nuts are too big, my dick is too erect.

I can make you one.
Entrenching tools are a wonder. But,
your ass will do, either way.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 07:08:53 PM
So you couldn't give yourself a vagina to put centipedes in?

No. But I could take your mangina, and
fill it.

I don't have one, my nuts are too big, my dick is too erect.

I can make you one.
Entrenching tools are a wonder. But,
your ass will do, either way.

I think I'll just shoot you in the face with a double barrel 20 gauge shotgun with U238 pellets.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 07:09:39 PM
So you couldn't give yourself a vagina to put centipedes in?

No. But I could take your mangina, and
fill it.

I don't have one, my nuts are too big, my dick is too erect.

I can make you one.
Entrenching tools are a wonder. But,
your ass will do, either way.

I think I'll just shoot you in the face with a double barrel 20 gauge shotgun with U238 pellets.

Ooh. Talk dirty to me, baby.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 07:15:04 PM
No, I'm just going to shoot you in the face.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 07:15:32 PM
*kills calandale with 20 gauge shotgun*
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 07:18:37 PM
No, I'm just going to shoot on your face.

*licks calandale clean*
fixed.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 07:27:30 PM
i meant blob.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 07:29:33 PM
i meant blob.

Did you say something?

Ahayes and I are doing the dirty.
I thought you'd just watch.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 07:32:37 PM
fixed.

false

you're dead, quit haunting us you perverted creep
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 07:36:26 PM
fixed.

false

you're dead, quit haunting us you perverted creep

I've been dead since before you knew me.
Certainly since before our marriage.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 07:37:15 PM
How does it feel being an inferior version of the original?
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Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 07:44:55 PM
How does it feel being an inferior version of the original?

Inferior? Surely you jest.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 07:46:45 PM
i can watch.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 07:47:13 PM
Ah, if only it was just a jest, it would be justified.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 07:49:33 PM
Ah, if only it was just a jest, it would be justified.

so, you're saying 'tis neither?
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 07:51:09 PM
Yes. Your being inferior is neither a jest nor justified.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 07:54:52 PM
Yes. Your being inferior is neither a jest nor justified.

Ah, well, if you're just making random
things, without even jesting, I can't
really help you, can I?
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 07:59:19 PM
This isn't making you any less inferior.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 08:05:44 PM
This isn't making you any less inferior.

If my supposed inferiority is unjustified,
then I needn't deal with the accusation.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 08:07:31 PM
Look, the fact that you're so flagrantly inferior represents and unjustified action on your part, and it's your responsibility to deal with it, not mine.. fuck. Make me spell it out.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 08:07:54 PM
DID ANYONE NOTICE I SAID AND INSTEAD OF AN.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 08:09:06 PM
Look, the fact that you're so flagrantly inferior represents and unjustified action on your part, and it's your responsibility to deal with it, not mine.. fuck. Make me spell it out.

I don't take actions. And yes, please try spelling it out.
You're acquiring Richard's bad habits, including being
incomprehensible.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 08:13:39 PM
H-U-S-K-E-R-S

Go Nebraska!
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Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 08:18:23 PM
GO DUCKS!
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 08:20:43 PM
GO BIRDS!
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 08:22:47 PM
http://www.goducks.com/ViewArticle.dbml?&ATCLID=1302436&DB_OEM_ID=500

(http://www.nmnathletics.com.edgesuite.net/pics12/400/XN/XNHVMVDUVFBEBWT.20051008180822.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 09:30:07 PM
Dewey Duck!
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 09:30:54 PM
Not that I'm all that happy about them.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 09:31:32 PM
ducks rule.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 09:34:47 PM
So one of my profs thinks.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 10:24:35 PM
is the woman your prof?
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 10:35:13 PM
The prof is male, and far away.
I'm not sure WHICH woman
you mean. But, obviously not.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 10:58:14 PM
with the Duck
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 10:59:32 PM
I am NOT interested in a duck.  :finger:
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Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 11:00:07 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 11:00:56 PM
:'(

That was an offer, not an insult.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 11:10:16 PM
oh. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 11:12:10 PM
I put a couple of gay guys up,
just for you.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 11:48:48 PM
aww. :laugh: you mean in your av? :P
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Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 11:53:35 PM
Yeah.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Parts on November 05, 2007, 10:35:14 AM
Is there a vaccination you can get so you don't get an ass fairy?
Or is it hopeless and they will take over the world?
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 05, 2007, 11:53:11 AM
Nothing's hopeless about it.
You will be assimilated.
Into the all of ass fairidom.
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Ass Fairy 69 on November 05, 2007, 03:24:40 PM
GO DUCKS!

I would like to make it clear that ass fairies are not united on this topic.  Why obsess over ducks when you're in The Beaver State?
Title: Re: Ask an ass fairy.
Post by: Calandale on November 05, 2007, 03:32:59 PM
GO DUCKS!

I would like to make it clear that ass fairies are not united on this topic.  Why obsess over ducks when you're in The Beaver State?

Local team. I don't actually give a shit about them,
but they seem to be doing well, and made sense to
respond with it.