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Title: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Calandale on February 05, 2008, 10:11:31 PM
If so, do you carry out your threats?

Think that if you didn't, they'd rebel?
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Soph on February 05, 2008, 10:12:36 PM
lol Yes
Mainly my computer, when it's fucking me around
I call it a stupid fucking son of a bitch bastard etc
I punched one in the screen once and it cracked and I had to get a new one
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Calandale on February 05, 2008, 10:16:23 PM
I just found myself warning,
completely seriously, my microwave
to stop beeping.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Soph on February 05, 2008, 10:17:24 PM
I do it with my tv and remote (it's broken now :( )
My mum noticed once and thought I was crazy
I was getting pretty pissed off though
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Calandale on February 05, 2008, 10:22:22 PM
Umm...you ARE crazy, you know.
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Tristeza on February 05, 2008, 10:23:42 PM
I do this often.  They seem to take heed.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Soph on February 05, 2008, 10:24:10 PM
I'm not

I just ahve AS, SAD and OCD
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Calandale on February 05, 2008, 10:35:50 PM
Quote from: Raskolnikovna on February 05, 2008, 10:23:42 PM
I do this often.  They seem to take heed.   :laugh:

My microwave was spiting me.

I should hurt it.
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: GalileoAce on February 05, 2008, 10:42:35 PM
Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 05, 2008, 10:12:36 PM
lol Yes
Mainly my computer, when it's fucking me around
I call it a stupid fucking son of a bitch bastard etc
I punched one in the screen once and it cracked and I had to get a new one

Ditto :laugh: Even the punching part I've done.
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Tesla on February 06, 2008, 01:09:31 AM
Yes.  And, if necessary I'll sweet talk them as well.
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Lucifer on February 06, 2008, 01:17:03 AM
yep, especially when i'm pre-menstrual.

i thought the title of the thread meant "are you threatening to inanimate objects?".   :-\
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Parts on February 06, 2008, 03:55:52 AM
All the time usually they listen but sometime I have to take action to make an example of them :o
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/parts67/aa009.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Phlexor on February 07, 2008, 08:16:21 AM
MURDERER!!!
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: odeon on February 07, 2008, 08:32:24 AM
I've been threatening my car a lot, lately. It doesn't care.
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Lucifer on February 07, 2008, 09:07:32 AM
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 08:32:24 AM
I've been threatening my car a lot, lately. It doesn't care.

which car?  better not be the Morgan - i put a spell on it, you know.  :witch:
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: odeon on February 07, 2008, 09:12:10 AM
The Morgan's fine. It's the old Volvo that is the problem.  :grrr:
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Lucifer on February 07, 2008, 09:14:10 AM
phew.  i was worried there, for a minute.

:-*
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Silk on February 07, 2008, 09:28:22 AM
The tv and the computer. I've never actually hit either one because I can't live without them.
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Parts on February 07, 2008, 09:30:04 AM
Come on putting a brick though a TV is fun >:D
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Silk on February 07, 2008, 09:36:32 AM
Quote from: parts on February 07, 2008, 09:30:04 AM
Come on putting a brick though a TV is fun >:D

No-go. The Absent-Minded Professor comes on the ninth on tcm.
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Calandale on February 07, 2008, 11:52:31 AM
My uncle shot his toilette.
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: odeon on February 07, 2008, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: 鴉片 on February 07, 2008, 11:52:31 AM
My uncle shat on his toilette.

Fixed. Sorry to be so obvious, but...
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Lucifer on February 07, 2008, 03:40:38 PM
/shudders at the misuse of the word toilette...
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Calandale on February 07, 2008, 05:05:53 PM
Oh crap.  :laugh:

Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: renaeden on November 16, 2018, 04:56:11 AM
I wonder if Kayleigh threatened our TV. Because now it has a bright spot. It's only noticeable when the screen is white though.
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: odeon on November 16, 2018, 04:32:29 PM
Tell her to say sorry. Maybe the bright spot will disappear.
Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Icequeen on November 16, 2018, 07:53:28 PM
I do this.  ;)

Normally gas trimmers and lawnmowers.

"I don't have time fix your fucking ass again today...either run you little SOB or I will take you apart piece by piece and sell you for scrap."

...and sometimes I do. :zoinks:



Title: Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
Post by: Calandale on November 17, 2018, 07:04:22 AM
serious necromancy here.