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Title: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 28, 2007, 09:24:52 PM
CHIRP!

Seeing if I like this better. Might be getting sick of
someplace that shall remain nameless.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: richard on March 28, 2007, 09:32:21 PM
haha, welcome dude.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Callaway on March 28, 2007, 09:57:07 PM
Hi Calandale.  That is an interesting introduction.  Do you like birds?

I have been sick of the Place Which Must Not Be Named for a while now.  I got tired of watching He Who Must Not Be Named use and abuse people, but you are still pretty new there and maybe you have not seen this side of him yet.  :wallbutt:

I hope that you like this place better.  Stick around and check us out.  You will see more after you have ten posts.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 28, 2007, 11:15:26 PM
Thanks. I'm not happy about everything over there, but that's to be expected. I see things that don't thrill me here too. At least it's free speech here though. And hell, I can handle myself in a flame war, if it comes to it.

I do like birds - mainly they're a way for me to remember my wife though.


BTW - what's with these rookie rules? I mean, I'm ready to get raped over the coals and all. Worse, I don't want to have to use kid gloves myself.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Pyraxis on March 29, 2007, 12:27:56 AM
LOL, rules are meant to be disregarded, so disregard them.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: zer0 on March 29, 2007, 01:48:54 AM
I word-that-shall-not-be-named you to this thing-that-shall-not-be-named! Welcome! Uh, I mean "greeting-phrase-that-shall-not-be-named"! Yeah, that's it!
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 02:54:09 AM
hello.

so you are married.  do you have children?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 02:59:24 AM
hello.

so you are married.  do you have children?

Gods, I hope not. Killed 'em whenever I found out.

My wife ditched me though. Disappeared, and given my
track record, is probably dead by now.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 03:00:04 AM
how old are you?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:03:32 AM
39.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 03:05:39 AM
where do you reside?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: odeon on March 29, 2007, 03:15:38 AM
Welcome to Intensity, anyway. I take it you're not the sensitive type?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:24:03 AM
where do you reside?

Eugene OR. feels like home with all the homeless people.

Welcome to Intensity, anyway. I take it you're not the sensitive type?

Gosh...I hope not. Although I do get a tear in my eye when I force someone to
eat their own heart. Does that disqualify me?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: duncvis on March 29, 2007, 03:32:41 AM
Greetings - looks like you've avoided the kool-aid. welcome to the madhouse matey...  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:36:02 AM
Greetings - looks like you've avoided the kool-aid. welcome to the madhouse matey...  :evillaugh:

Nah, just did enough shit that it didn't effect me. But thanks for the welcome.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 03:37:32 AM
are you a mod/former mod at WP?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:39:00 AM
Still, for now.

Random selection and all.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 03:40:45 AM
who is your friend that is afraid of this place?
have you seen her naked?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:44:52 AM
Wow. We know a lot here.

I don't think that I want to answer that question. I'm not even
sure whom you are talking about, actually.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 03:47:11 AM
Wow. We know a lot here.

I don't think that I want to answer that question. I'm not even
sure whom you are talking about, actually.

that's fine.  you just did. ;)


do you now have an agenda like so many of the other males that have seen someone's nudes?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:52:53 AM
Wow. We know a lot here.

I don't think that I want to answer that question. I'm not even
sure whom you are talking about, actually.

that's fine.  you just did. ;)




No. I don't think that I did. I can imagine a couple of people that that question would apply to.
I'm just not sure how you would know.


do you now have an agenda like so many of the other males that have seen someone's nudes?

Uh...doesn't everyone have an agenda? I don't see anything that concerns anyone here,
unless they're g-men though. And then I'm just screwed.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 03:54:55 AM
aloof.
that keeps it interesting.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:56:17 AM
There are things that one has to be careful about.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 03:57:48 AM
sure.


well, you can tell graelwyn that she is welcome here.
its just that people will continue to be honest.  and i still have a few tough questions for her.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:59:53 AM
Ah. So the answer then is no. I haven't. Though she directed me here. Said I'd like it a bit more.

And yes, she is unable to cope with abuse. Afraid of me too.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 04:01:28 AM
i equate abuse with honesty as it relates to her.

it seems to me as if she prefers people to tell her what she wants to hear rather than the truth.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 04:08:04 AM
I don't know. I think she just felt like she was being gang-raped here, or something.

As to me, I was nice enough to her (and don't really rag on people for whining anyway
which is the worst that I've seen out of her), but I think that my inherent violence
scares the shit out of her.

Hell, maybe she suggested it thinking that I'd lash out and hurt someone's feelings
or something. I don't really care. I can't see it making a bit of difference though.
Anyone here for the stay is tough enough to handle anything that could be posted,
and it's not like I'm gonna get pissed enough to leave my fat ass and do anything about
some online insult.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 04:12:54 AM
she had her own advocates.
it wasn't like it was her against the world.

she just didn't like the message, because it was honest.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 04:16:43 AM
Eh. I've found her pretty helpful over at WP (not that anything really helps); but it's definitely a different flavor.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 05:21:41 AM
I like that bird in your avatar. Is that a calandale?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 05:31:51 AM
Never heard of one. It's a stellar's jay. One of the reasons that I'm in Oregon.

Bitchy damned birds. Very pretty though.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: DirtDawg on March 29, 2007, 05:49:03 AM

Calendale?

OK. Wipe your feet.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 05:51:07 AM
Never heard of one. It's a stellar's jay. One of the reasons that I'm in Oregon.

Bitchy damned birds. Very pretty though.

Yep. Like the cute little robins.  :)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 06:51:04 AM

Yep. Like the cute little robins.  :)

Not fond of robins myself. They sing at stupid times, suck down worms, and cluck like hens.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 06:51:45 AM
i love the tufter TITmouse.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 07:06:49 AM
Heh. Answered that as the smallest rodent on a trivia game.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:11:08 AM

Yep. Like the cute little robins.  :)

Not fond of robins myself. They sing at stupid times, suck down worms, and cluck like hens.

Oh, a robin isn't the same thing in Europe as in America. A robin here is a small bird with a red breast, while a robin in America is a thrush.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Mr Smith on March 29, 2007, 07:16:08 AM
You'd better not be a spy.

Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 07:18:26 AM

Yep. Like the cute little robins.  :)

Not fond of robins myself. They sing at stupid times, suck down worms, and cluck like hens.

Oh, a robin isn't the same thing in Europe as in America. A robin here is a small bird with a red breast, while a robin in America is a thrush.

???  Our robins have red breasts too. Maybe a little larger though.

(http://nationalzoo.si.edu/ConservationAndScience/MigratoryBirds/Featured_Birds/images/amro1.jpg)

(http://nationalzoo.si.edu/ConservationAndScience/MigratoryBirds/Featured_Birds/images/amro2.jpg)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:20:57 AM
This is a European robin:

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Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 07:22:21 AM
You'd better not be a spy.

Eh? I'm here openly. Nothing sneaky about it.

Not sure what kind of harm you think I could do anyway.
Report that people are a bit rude here? That they don't
like some other people? I think that this is all known.




EDIT: whoops - didn't see the pic (was writing my post at the time - and the other forum that uses this bbs that I'm on shows the pics in that mode.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:23:46 AM
Ask the Brits which bird they call a robin.  ;)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Callaway on March 29, 2007, 07:23:53 AM

Yep. Like the cute little robins.  :)

Not fond of robins myself. They sing at stupid times, suck down worms, and cluck like hens.

Oh, a robin isn't the same thing in Europe as in America. A robin here is a small bird with a red breast, while a robin in America is a thrush.

A robin here is a bird with a red breast too.  

This is what I call a robin.  I don't believe it is a thrush.

(http://www.coffeecreekwc.org/photos/birds/American_Robin.jpg)

Apparently this is what the Europeans call a robin:

(http://www.thebestlinks.com/images/0/0c/ErithacusRubecula.jpg)

This is a thrush:

(http://www.photobirder.com/Bird_Photos/varied_thrush.jpg)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:40:10 AM
It's a thrush bird. But to be very precise, a European robin is also a thrush bird, but much smaller than the usual ones. A blackbird is also a thrush bird, for example.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:42:03 AM
European robin=Erithacus Rubecula. American robin=Turdus migratorius. "Turdus" is Latin for "thrush". See, I'm right, as usual.  8)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 07:45:29 AM
Definitely like the European version better. Ours are common, and not at all pleasing to me (others like them). Blackbirds on the other hand, are really sweet. Sound like rusty swings.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:54:57 AM
You should hear their singing. It sounds like small bells of silver when they sing.  :)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 07:58:33 AM
You make that sound like a good thing. I'm sure that they're pretty though, the little songbirds are. I'm just addicted to the crow family (which all jays belong to).
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 08:01:51 AM
Here is one from England:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Erithacus_rubecula-Devon.jpg)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 08:06:58 AM
Cute little things. Still....
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 08:09:10 AM
i liked the red breasted one with the green wings.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 08:11:07 AM
They look more "greenish" on their wings in Sweden and continental Europe than in Britain.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 29, 2007, 08:11:22 AM
European robin=Erithacus Rubecula. American robin=Turdus migratorius. "Turdus" is Latin for "thrush". See, I'm right, as usual.  8)

What's Latin for 'turd'?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 08:12:47 AM
Merda is the closest I can think of at this hour.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Scrapheap on March 29, 2007, 02:03:45 PM
....... One of the reasons that I'm in Oregon...........

You know what people from Oregon are called right ?? .................... Oregonisims !!!  :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:26:42 PM
Never heard that one.


I thought that I'd share a wonderful pic that I came across. Not sure what thread to put it in. But, the fact that I find this one of the hottest things that I've seen on the net says a lot about me:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/Aryndil/Kiss.jpg)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 03:41:52 PM
boing.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 03:45:17 PM
I think I'll have to take Linda back after all. She promised to show me that she could suck my cock and my balls at the same time! She actually is better on deep throating and rimming than women twice as old.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:47:37 PM
I think they tend to be better young. Might need some training, but damn, are they willing to please.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 29, 2007, 03:55:18 PM
I think I'll have to take Linda back after all. She promised to show me that she could suck my cock and my balls at the same time! She actually is better on deep throating and rimming than women twice as old.

'Twice as old' in the case being 30. :P
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 04:01:48 PM
I think they tend to be better young. Might need some training, but damn, are they willing to please.

QFT.  :agreed:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 04:03:09 PM
I think I'll have to take Linda back after all. She promised to show me that she could suck my cock and my balls at the same time! She actually is better on deep throating and rimming than women twice as old.

'Twice as old' in the case being 30. :P

I know. But imagine having a deep throating where she sucks in the balls in her mouth too.  :P
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 04:15:13 PM
I think I'll have to take Linda back after all. She promised to show me that she could suck my cock and my balls at the same time! She actually is better on deep throating and rimming than women twice as old.

'Twice as old' in the case being 30. :P

Oh, so she's fairly old already. Ah well, I guess you gotta deal with the cards you draw.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 04:17:43 PM
You could fuck an underage without problems until 2006 in Sweden. You couldn't be charged for it, if she consented to it, though the legal age of consent formally is 15 in Sweden.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 04:36:52 PM
I SO need to move to a civilized country.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 04:47:07 PM
 8)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 29, 2007, 04:50:51 PM
My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 05:01:06 PM
My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)
what, specifically?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 05:01:51 PM
I think I'll have to take Linda back after all. She promised to show me that she could suck my cock and my balls at the same time! She actually is better on deep throating and rimming than women twice as old.

'Twice as old' in the case being 30. :P

I know. But imagine having a deep throating where she sucks in the balls in her mouth too.  :P

My wife was able to do that. She had no gag reflex though. Real nice.

My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)

Lucky Stiff. I've got no one in reality right now.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 29, 2007, 05:06:00 PM
My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)
what, specifically?

Not telling, but you can rest assured that it's nothing that's socially acceptable in polite society.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 05:07:24 PM
My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)
what, specifically?

Not telling, but you can rest assured that it's nothing that's socially acceptable in polite society.

Tea at four?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 29, 2007, 05:09:59 PM
My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)
what, specifically?

Not telling, but you can rest assured that it's nothing that's socially acceptable in polite society.

Tea at four?

Nothing that's socially acceptable in impolite society either.  :P
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on March 29, 2007, 05:11:33 PM
i it socially acceptable in the world of Litigious?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 29, 2007, 05:13:19 PM
i it socially acceptable in the world of Litigious?

Probably.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 29, 2007, 05:15:33 PM
Probably socially acceptable in the world of Nomaken too.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: DirtDawg on March 29, 2007, 05:29:59 PM
Probably socially acceptable in the world of Nomaken too.

I think that statement eliminates scatplay, right?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 29, 2007, 05:44:49 PM
Probably socially acceptable in the world of Nomaken too.

I think that statement eliminates scatplay, right?

Yeah, it's not scat.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 05:45:56 PM

Yeah, it's not scat.

Boring anyway. I prefer bridge.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: DirtDawg on March 29, 2007, 06:09:38 PM
Probably socially acceptable in the world of Nomaken too.

I think that statement eliminates scatplay, right?

Yeah, it's not scat.

Have you built her a machine?
  8)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 29, 2007, 07:31:42 PM
Probably socially acceptable in the world of Nomaken too.

I think that statement eliminates scatplay, right?

Yeah, it's not scat.

Have you built her a machine?
  8)

Sadly not.  I'm not that handy with building things.  I will be taking a toolbox of sex aids though, to make sure she's stimulated as much as is inhumanly possible.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 07:34:18 PM
Fah. Toys.  Shouldn't need them until things get boring.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 30, 2007, 08:25:55 AM
Fah. Toys.  Shouldn't need them until things get boring.

My willy is unreliable.   :(
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 30, 2007, 08:32:53 AM
This should be pretty stimulating, and pretty too:

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Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: DirtDawg on March 30, 2007, 10:18:49 AM
This should be pretty stimulating, and pretty too:

Can you shop locally for these accoutrements? How do you heat it before you use it or is it powered?

It looks like the perfect interface for a warbling, rotating, fucking machine.

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 30, 2007, 10:38:40 AM
I get them online, though there's also localish shops that sell them.  Despite this being quite a conservative area, there's now a lingerie shop just down the street, but I don't think it sells anything other than lingerie.  I'd need to go into town, about 40 minutes away by bus, to get dildos and things.  It's just a solid, rock-hard dildo made from toughened glass, with no vibrating components or anything like that.  If you want to change the temperature prior to insertion, you run it under hot or cold water, or use ice if you want to make it especially invigorating.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: DirtDawg on March 30, 2007, 11:02:05 AM

I have had an icy blowjob, twice before, where she takes crushed ice into her mouth along with my cock. It is very intense, although messy. Messy is how she liked everything, though.

I wonder, if she decided not to let you have that dildo back, how hard would it be to pull it out, against her contracting-vaginal-muscle attempts to prevent you taking it. I think the design might work in her favor.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 30, 2007, 11:25:31 AM
Sounds like you want one of your own to experiment with.  ;)

I've never had a girl use her vaginal muscles.  All the girls I've been with have been the 'bag of spuds' sort.  :(  The girl I'm going to see claims to be 'exceptionally skilled' though, so I'm expecting it to be good.  :)

Here's my collection of toys, none of which I've had a chance to use on a girl (I just go 'oooo, shiny!' mostly):

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Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: DirtDawg on March 30, 2007, 11:36:51 AM

A sensation smorgasbord!

 :eyebrows:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 30, 2007, 12:26:41 PM
Aspies are just natural-born perverts, it seems.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: DirtDawg on March 30, 2007, 01:37:55 PM

So, it seems.
Maybe you should add a product review section to your blog.
 8)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Callaway on March 30, 2007, 02:18:13 PM
A toothbrush?  What are you going to do, brush her teeth?   :green:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: odeon on March 30, 2007, 02:24:48 PM
A toothbrush?  What are you going to do, brush her teeth?   :green:

Tie her up first, THEN brush her teeth. Dental hygiene is very important. ;D :LMAO:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Callaway on March 30, 2007, 02:26:00 PM
A toothbrush?  What are you going to do, brush her teeth?   :green:

Tie her up first, THEN brush her teeth. Dental hygiene is very important. ;D :LMAO:

:LMAO:

+
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 30, 2007, 02:55:18 PM

I have had an icy blowjob, twice before, where she takes crushed ice into her mouth along with my cock. It is very intense, although messy. Messy is how she liked everything, though.

Nice. Try menthol too. More intense, though sadly less messy.

Peter - Ok, I'm a little confused about some of the toys in the top picture. I think that I understand the O-rings, but what are some of the other things?

Well, I use toys too then, if you count the toothbrush. Usually the evidence gets eaten though.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 30, 2007, 03:03:44 PM

I have had an icy blowjob, twice before, where she takes crushed ice into her mouth along with my cock. It is very intense, although messy. Messy is how she liked everything, though.

Nice. Try menthol too. More intense, though sadly less messy.

Peter - Ok, I'm a little confused about some of the toys in the top picture. I think that I understand the O-rings, but what are some of the other things?

Well, I use toys too then, if you count the toothbrush. Usually the evidence gets eaten though.

The clear tube things in the background are jelly sleeves.  They're very stretchy and soft, and they go around the shaft of your penis, or around a dildo, vibrator, finger, cucumber or whatever for extra stimulation to the vagina.  The pink thing with the spikes on it is a clitoral-stimulating jelly cock-ring, where the ball-bearing and jelly spikes slap against the girl's clitoris and anus on each thrust, as well as providing stimulation to her vulva in general.  The red and black thing is another kind of cock-ring that's supposed to make it feel better for the guy by applying pressure to the urethra.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 30, 2007, 03:15:02 PM
A toothbrush?  What are you going to do, brush her teeth?   :green:

Tie her up first, THEN brush her teeth. Dental hygiene is very important. ;D :LMAO:

I got it in a BDSM pack along with the sandpaper, clothes pegs and candles when I went to a dungeon with a girl last year.  I saw a guy using it on a girl, and she seemed to like it, though it's not really the most stimulating of toys; just a bit of a teaser.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 30, 2007, 03:15:44 PM

So, it seems.
Maybe you should add a product review section to your blog.
 8)

I could call it "Confessions of a pervert"
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on March 30, 2007, 03:55:25 PM

I got it in a BDSM pack along with the sandpaper, clothes pegs and candles when I went to a dungeon with a girl last year.  I saw a guy using it on a girl, and she seemed to like it, though it's not really the most stimulating of toys; just a bit of a teaser.

Now this kind of frightens me.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 30, 2007, 03:58:21 PM

I got it in a BDSM pack along with the sandpaper, clothes pegs and candles when I went to a dungeon with a girl last year.  I saw a guy using it on a girl, and she seemed to like it, though it's not really the most stimulating of toys; just a bit of a teaser.

Now this kind of frightens me.

 ;D
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: DirtDawg on March 30, 2007, 04:29:44 PM

I got it in a BDSM pack along with the sandpaper, clothes pegs and candles when I went to a dungeon with a girl last year.  I saw a guy using it on a girl, and she seemed to like it, though it's not really the most stimulating of toys; just a bit of a teaser.

Now this kind of frightens me.

 ;D

Maybe he's afraid of getting the kind that's not waterproof. Not all lubricants can handle eighty grit.

:laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 30, 2007, 04:44:47 PM

I got it in a BDSM pack along with the sandpaper, clothes pegs and candles when I went to a dungeon with a girl last year.  I saw a guy using it on a girl, and she seemed to like it, though it's not really the most stimulating of toys; just a bit of a teaser.

Now this kind of frightens me.

 ;D

Maybe he's afraid of getting the kind that's not waterproof. Not all lubricants can handle eighty grit.

:laugh:

In this particular situation, with this particular girl, that could be a bonus for her.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: DirtDawg on March 30, 2007, 05:10:02 PM

Hurt her responsibly, Peter.
 :headbang:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Peter on March 30, 2007, 05:15:27 PM
I'll do my best to avoid causing permanent damage and/or death.  Hopefully she'll just walk funny for a week afterwards.   ;)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Scrapheap on April 03, 2007, 12:05:16 AM
Meh !! I just need a Full Throttle energy drink and I can make a girl walk bow-legged !!  ;) ;D
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on April 03, 2007, 12:49:02 AM
Meh !! I just need a Full Throttle energy drink and I can make a girl walk bow-legged !!  ;) ;D

Crap, I just need to fuck them gently.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on April 26, 2007, 02:30:03 AM
Wrote a big expo of my break-up on another site, so I figured I'd put it here, in case anyone is enough of a voyeur to be interested:

Quote
Quote
Calandale, you've never really explained it (you don't have to if you don't want to), but how did your split with your wife happen?

I still don't understand it myself. We started growing more distant.
We ended up moving from a really nice apartment to a smaller,
less comfortable one, and things really deteriorated.

Our lives had become something of a granfalloon, but after the
move (which was into the neighborhood she grew up in), she
began hanging out with some old friends again. On the other hand,
I, who had probably been the more social of the two of us, in terms
of having contact with friends, had mostly lost contact with everyone
I knew (various means - mainly them moving out of the area). This
reversal didn't suit us well.

Along with this, I no longer had a safe retreat - really neither of
us did; the new place was just a bit too cramped. We both needed
a lot of time to ourselves. BUT, there had been the underlying distance
between us, as well. Anyhow, things started getting pretty bad, but I
never thought that we would crack - she was spending more and more
time away, and there were obvious problems. We tried fencing (something
we hadn't really done together since we first met), and she admitted wanting
to kill me. No huge deal that, but it was a pretty clear sign.

Then one day, she and I got in an argument about what was going on, and she
just decided that she couldn't handle it anymore. She made it clear that either I
had to leave, or she would. There was nothing to keep me in Buffalo, so I finally
decided to leave. The only thing that I could really get out of her, was that she
was losing her mind, and couldn't afford to go crazy. It's funny, I tried to convince
her to go on a Bonny and Clyde type of spree. Would have been a kick, and I wouldn't
have lost her.

It was probably tougher on her, than it was on me. I was absolutely devastated,
but over the next couple of years, she made a couple of serious suicide attempts.
She pretty much went crazy anyhow.

After we were separated for a little over a year, I had to bail her out of the psych
center (she had tried ODing on sleeping pills). It looked like things were going to
be alright between us, but a number of concerns haunted me. When I expressed
them to her, that was pretty much the end of that. Some harsh words ensued, and
after a few months, she cut all contact. I have no fucking idea if she's alive or dead
(probably dead, given my past history). I still love her, and miss the hell out of her,
but, like when I expressed my concerns, I'm just not positive that we would
work out together anymore.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: odeon on April 26, 2007, 02:35:27 AM
How about a twenty-words-or-less on that? :P
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on April 26, 2007, 02:36:26 AM
How about a twenty-words-or-less on that? :P

Nah. I gave the condensed version already.
Just didn't want to waste all that angst in
just one spot.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on April 26, 2007, 07:19:24 AM
happy belated birthday, calandale.

40, huh?

is that why you were so depressed last week?

did you do anything to celebrate?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on April 26, 2007, 06:43:04 PM
Nah. I get pretty depressive every spring.
Last year it ran through August.

Didn't celebrate - just work and postwhoring.
 Just got a package of
toys from my mom, but I don't really have time to
open/look at them. Should be some cookies in there.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: McGiver on April 26, 2007, 07:39:37 PM
what is your favourite cookie?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on April 26, 2007, 07:42:14 PM
Crescents. Made with butter and pecans, dipped in powdered sugar.

My wife actually learned to make them
even better than my mom's. Eh, at least
my mom's good for something now.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on May 28, 2007, 11:36:36 PM
 :bird:

I'm so happy. Thanks, whomever gave me this!
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 15, 2008, 08:39:08 PM
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=26205310

Better version  :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on January 15, 2008, 08:46:08 PM
Should we expect more vids from you now
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 15, 2008, 08:47:19 PM
Probably.

Fucking pain in the ass uploading them
though.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on January 15, 2008, 08:49:16 PM
Slow connection on uploading?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 15, 2008, 08:57:47 PM
Yeah. Slower than I expected.
Probably I'm just spoiled with the
amount of bandwidth I had, when
classes weren't in session.  :-\
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 15, 2008, 11:04:21 PM
Hi! Interesting, being able to hear your voice.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Callaway on January 15, 2008, 11:06:06 PM
Hi! Interesting, being able to hear your voice.

 :agreed:

You have a nice voice.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 12:56:39 AM
Thanks.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: odeon on January 16, 2008, 01:33:55 AM
 :intressant:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 01:47:06 AM
Got a longer one, but they're HUGE files.
Like, 600 megs. Not sure where to upload it.


Ah! Google allows large ones.  :green:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: odeon on January 16, 2008, 01:50:55 AM
600 megs? Surely you should be able to compress that?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 16, 2008, 03:01:45 AM
 :clap:

Nice Cal. I like it. Nice to see and hear you.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 03:11:50 AM
600 megs? Surely you should be able to compress that?


I don't know. I mean, I could zip it,
but I don't have any video compression
software installed. Might be part of the stuff
I didn't add.  :-\
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 16, 2008, 05:02:00 AM
welcome  :orly:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 05:10:06 AM
 :zoinks:

I didn't know where to put it.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: The_P on January 16, 2008, 06:26:30 AM
I expected something batty from your video, so meh.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 06:27:58 AM
A longer one is on its way.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: The_P on January 16, 2008, 06:28:52 AM
A longer one is on its way.

Guess you secretly like the ass pain.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 16, 2008, 07:37:58 AM
Hi! Interesting, being able to hear your voice.

 :agreed:

You have a nice voice.
He does!  He has a chirpy voice, which fits his theme.  But for some reason I expected him to sound really slow and groovy.  Maybe because of that haiku writing style of his!   :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 16, 2008, 08:05:35 AM
Calandale, have you ever been compared to Dave Grohl (sp?) in appearance?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 16, 2008, 08:06:55 AM
Yes, he has!!  By me!!   ;D  Looks like a cross between Dave Grohl & Daniel Day-Lewis.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: The_P on January 16, 2008, 08:21:39 AM
Do a rant on me!
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 16, 2008, 08:24:14 AM
Do a rant on me!

I'll do a turd on ya if you'd like.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: The_P on January 16, 2008, 08:32:36 AM
Do a rant on me!

I'll do a turd on ya if you'd like.

Why don't you do a myspace video, Vodz, to own me on my lack-of-life factor?

Should be funny.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 16, 2008, 08:38:28 AM
Do a rant on me!

I'll do a turd on ya if you'd like.

Why don't you do a myspace video, Vodz, to own me on my lack-of-life factor?

Should be funny.

I'd love to, but am lacking the techmoglogy
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 10:03:32 AM
Yes, he has!!  By me!!   ;D  Looks like a cross between Dave Grohl & Daniel Day-Lewis.

Never heard of either one.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 10:03:43 AM
Do a rant on me!

Narcissist!
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 16, 2008, 10:07:45 AM
Dave Grohl played drums in Nirvana (a Lappish folk band) and later Queens of the Stone Age (dancing bear travelling circus)
but is most widely known as the lead singer/guitarist for the Foo Fighters (kazoo band).

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Grohldingwalls.JPG/220px-Grohldingwalls.JPG)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 10:12:23 AM
Huh. I thought Nirvana was from Seattle.
Haven't heard the others.

His drum appears stringed though.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 16, 2008, 10:15:05 AM
Dave Grohl played drums in Nirvana (a Lappish folk band) and later Queens of the Stone Age (dancing bear travelling circus)
but is most widely known as the lead singer/guitarist for the Foo Fighters (kazoo band).


I made up comical descriptions of each band  :zoinks:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 10:17:00 AM
I was rather guessing.
Still, I AM that clueless.

Never much liked Nirvanna.
Too much noise, with not much
message, IMO. Oh, I don't mind it
loud, it just all blended into indistinguishable
though.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 16, 2008, 10:50:33 AM
I used to dress like Kurt Cobain when I was in college. I liked Nirvana
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 10:52:29 AM
Yeah, but you have bad taste in music.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 16, 2008, 10:54:08 AM
Lies.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 16, 2008, 11:36:37 AM
Werds.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 16, 2008, 01:19:37 PM
Lies.
Yeah!  Rammstein rules!!   ;D
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 02:28:09 PM
Bah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UqCkFTtOOs&feature=related
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 16, 2008, 02:29:48 PM
It didn't play!   :(
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 02:31:21 PM
Odd. Cut and past from the quote.
The embedding doesn't allow any other
way.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 16, 2008, 02:32:20 PM
Said it was no longer available.  Must have been pulled.

I can't believe you've never heard of Dave Grohl, and you're practically his twin!
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 02:33:28 PM
I was listening to it. It's still there.  ???

How about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_lMNufI3hA&feature=related
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 16, 2008, 02:38:18 PM
You just killed me.  Seriously.  Whenever I hear that voice, I'm returned to the back of a KTM, flying down the autobahn.  Ah, memories...
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 02:44:29 PM
GOOD german music.  :angel:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 16, 2008, 03:02:00 PM
 :plus:  Damn straight.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 16, 2008, 03:06:11 PM
GOOD german music.  :angel:

Oxymoron.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 16, 2008, 03:07:16 PM
GOOD german music.  :angel:

Oxymoron.
That's pretty close to true.  Good German humor is an even better one. 
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 03:12:45 PM
I thought there was NO german humor.

Well, other than war.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 16, 2008, 03:23:26 PM
Germans pioneered electronic music - they are so shit they get computers to play for them.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 16, 2008, 03:25:17 PM
I find Lederhosen humorous.   For people with no humour, they seem to smile a good deal.   Maybe that is because I went to lots of bars.

Wagner, Bach, Brahms and Mozart are basically creators of German music lol.   Beethoven was born in Germany, but composed mostly in Austria.  Tons of decent German music out there.   Necrophagist is a German band.   Rammstein is pretty good too.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 03:26:36 PM
Mozart's Austrian.  :-\
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 16, 2008, 03:29:58 PM
Mozart's Austrian.  :-\
Oh yeah.   Too bad he wrote his operas in the German language.   Hitler was Austrian too by birth lol.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 03:31:17 PM
Ah, and HE managed the best jokes that Germany
ever pulled.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 16, 2008, 03:34:13 PM
I find Lederhosen humorous.   For people with no humour, they seem to smile a good deal.   Maybe that is because I went to lots of bars.

Wagner, Bach, Brahms and Mozart are basically creators of German music lol.   Beethoven was born in Germany, but composed mostly in Austria.  Tons of decent German music out there.   Necrophagist is a German band.   Rammstein is pretty good too.

Wagner? please.

Bach I do enjoy, got me there.

Brahms also settled in Austria.

Rammstein? Industrial/metal counts as noise in my books. Not music :p
Not saying I don't appreciate their noise.

Never heard of Necrophagist, but going by the name... fucking pox.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 03:36:36 PM
Wagner is amazing.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 16, 2008, 03:42:54 PM
I find Lederhosen humorous.   For people with no humour, they seem to smile a good deal.   Maybe that is because I went to lots of bars.

Wagner, Bach, Brahms and Mozart are basically creators of German music lol.   Beethoven was born in Germany, but composed mostly in Austria.  Tons of decent German music out there.   Necrophagist is a German band.   Rammstein is pretty good too.

Wagner? please.

Bach I do enjoy, got me there.

Brahms also settled in Austria.

Rammstein? Industrial/metal counts as noise in my books. Not music :p
Not saying I don't appreciate their noise.

Never heard of Necrophagist, but going by the name... fucking pox.

Noise?   There is an actual genre called Noise, and it isn't similar to Rammstein in any way.   You think Fear Factory is noise too I guess.   That shows your ignorance of music and music theory in general if you think Rammstein is just noise.   They aren't all chromatic chaos or anything.   More like really heavy dance music.

Necrophagist is a German band that specializes in multimeter riffs and classical style guitar leads.   They can be considered Death Metal.   You would have to be open minded to enjoy that music though.   Something you apparently lack in spades.   You think Tool is the end all of music though, which says a great deal.   Going by that name, all of their fans should be Tools.   I like Tool, but I am no blind fanboy.

Wagner is just epic and over the top.   He isn't that bad, just too much for some people.   

It doesn't matter where they settled.   Austria is almost the same thing as Germany lol.   Austrians speak German and their cultures are so intertwined with eachother's that it isn't even funny.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 04:00:19 PM
Dance 'music' is pretty much just noise.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 16, 2008, 04:04:29 PM
Dance 'music' is pretty much just noise.
Because of the beats?  What do you consider noise?   Dance music that has riffs and chords that actually have a progression are noise?  Last I remember Rammstein has chorus and verse song structure for their songs as well.   You might want to hear some actual Noise music before you call something noise.   You sound like a old man who tells kids to get off of his lawn.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 04:07:16 PM
Music requires melody.
Kinda defined that way.

Rammstein, like most of what
modern 'metal' has fallen to,
is just (c)Rap, with slight differences
in vocal presentation.

Like 'R&B' something awful has taken over
the name of something that was once good.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 16, 2008, 04:22:19 PM
I find Lederhosen humorous.   For people with no humour, they seem to smile a good deal.   Maybe that is because I went to lots of bars.

Wagner, Bach, Brahms and Mozart are basically creators of German music lol.   Beethoven was born in Germany, but composed mostly in Austria.  Tons of decent German music out there.   Necrophagist is a German band.   Rammstein is pretty good too.

Wagner? please.

Bach I do enjoy, got me there.

Brahms also settled in Austria.

Rammstein? Industrial/metal counts as noise in my books. Not music :p
Not saying I don't appreciate their noise.

Never heard of Necrophagist, but going by the name... fucking pox.

Noise?   There is an actual genre called Noise, and it isn't similar to Rammstein in any way.   You think Fear Factory is noise too I guess.   That shows your ignorance of music and music theory in general if you think Rammstein is just noise.   They aren't all chromatic chaos or anything.   More like really heavy dance music.

Necrophagist is a German band that specializes in multimeter riffs and classical style guitar leads.   They can be considered Death Metal.   You would have to be open minded to enjoy that music though.   Something you apparently lack in spades.   You think Tool is the end all of music though, which says a great deal.   Going by that name, all of their fans should be Tools.   I like Tool, but I am no blind fanboy.

Wagner is just epic and over the top.   He isn't that bad, just too much for some people.   

It doesn't matter where they settled.   Austria is almost the same thing as Germany lol.   Austrians speak German and their cultures are so intertwined with eachother's that it isn't even funny.

Fuck. Ok.

1st up, up until two weeks ago I was playing bass in a metal band. I know what fucking metal is.

Next, when did I ever say I thought Tool was the best band in existence? I happened to be wearing a Tool t-shirt in my old avatar.
Big shit.

I said I liked Rammstein but I didn't really consider it music. I was taking the piss a bit because they have an undeservedly large following.
But the noise part, as with much metal, I'm referring to the amount of sound which washes out all timbre except an unmelodious distortion and the bass drum, with the odd lyric escaping here and there.
Their recordings may be ok, but metal bands sound shit live 95% of the time.

I study sound art at university so my ideas of "noise" are probably a bit too complex for you to comprehend, fuckface.

Wagner is epic, over the top; which is why I don't enjoy it. I mean I AM open minded, I'll listen to ANYTHING but I wouldn't go out of my way to buy CDs or see performances of his work. Dvorak is more my cup of tea.

Austria and Germany are very similar, does not mean they are the same thing.




Oh shit, I think Pea is rubbing off on me :(
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 05:05:20 PM


Wagner is epic, over the top; which is why I don't enjoy it.

Drama is, for me, the most important
concern in what I enjoy. Wagner exemplifies
this.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 16, 2008, 10:31:14 PM
Went to the Bayreuth Oper and wandered around the grounds.  But it was closed, and I heard no music.  Had a great time in town drinking cappuccino with my best German pal, though.

Austrians & Germans similar?  Don't let them hear you say that.   :laugh:

Rammstein is party music - they rock.


Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 10:42:56 PM
'party' music and rock are not compatible.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: duncvis on January 17, 2008, 05:01:20 AM
then your parties suck.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 17, 2008, 05:55:12 AM
Well there are parties and there are parties

I am blinded by my intense desire,  but I still care about them. :wanker:

Yeah, I will show you how much I care, I have a 3 bedroom apartment and no one to share it with.  I also have dirty magazines on the side of the coach.  The sex toy and lubricant are sitting there to.  I have a pussy.. cat who loves me to.  It licks me sometimes, trying to compete with the stray cat.  Emotional strain disrubting my grammar again ::)

A sex toy....lube.......... and a cat?
Well your weekend is sorted!

Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on January 17, 2008, 07:03:45 AM
Music requires melody.
Kinda defined that way.

Rammstein, like most of what
modern 'metal' has fallen to,
is just (c)Rap, with slight differences
in vocal presentation.

Like 'R&B' something awful has taken over
the name of something that was once good.

Getting old huh? :laugh:   At least that's what my kids say about me when I say such things
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 17, 2008, 10:30:58 AM
then your parties suck.

No. I don't play 'party' music.  :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 17, 2008, 10:32:06 AM


Getting old huh? :laugh:   At least that's what my kids say about me when I say such things

Hell, I said the equivalent when I was a kid,
and Rap was just coming out.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 17, 2008, 10:32:44 AM
Music requires melody.
Kinda defined that way.

Rammstein, like most of what
modern 'metal' has fallen to,
is just (c)Rap, with slight differences
in vocal presentation.

Like 'R&B' something awful has taken over
the name of something that was once good.

Getting old huh? :laugh:   At least that's what my kids say about me when I say such things
I know!  He went into an old man on the porch rant there for a minute.  Fits well with the pipe-smoking image, though.   :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 17, 2008, 12:27:36 PM
Fuck. Ok.

1st up, up until two weeks ago I was playing bass in a metal band. I know what fucking metal is.

Next, when did I ever say I thought Tool was the best band in existence? I happened to be wearing a Tool t-shirt in my old avatar.
Big shit.

I said I liked Rammstein but I didn't really consider it music. I was taking the piss a bit because they have an undeservedly large following.
But the noise part, as with much metal, I'm referring to the amount of sound which washes out all timbre except an unmelodious distortion and the bass drum, with the odd lyric escaping here and there.
Their recordings may be ok, but metal bands sound shit live 95% of the time.

I study sound art at university so my ideas of "noise" are probably a bit too complex for you to comprehend, fuckface.

Wagner is epic, over the top; which is why I don't enjoy it. I mean I AM open minded, I'll listen to ANYTHING but I wouldn't go out of my way to buy CDs or see performances of his work. Dvorak is more my cup of tea.

Austria and Germany are very similar, does not mean they are the same thing.




Oh shit, I think Pea is rubbing off on me :(
The melody aspect of Rammstein is very basic, but it exists.   Mostly the melody is keyboards though.  It isn't atonal chromatic chaos by any means.

Go ahead and state your concept of "noise".  I am sure I can comprehend it and I doubt it is as complex as you think.   Noise has to be pretty damn random to me for the music itself to be actually considered noise.   Just because there are noises contained in the music, it doesn't mean that the entire song itself is comprised of noise.

Rhythmic music is still music, even though there is very basic melody.   I do prefer stuff like Kalmah and Children of Bodom myself, which has plenty of melody but is not German.   I stated Necrophagist just due to their guitar playing being unique and skillfully played.

The amount of sound doesn't wash out melody at all for me, I can hear it easily.   It is called having chord progressions and related melodic patterns.   Would you call Iron Maiden noise?   The concept of a great deal of melodic death metal is just greatly sped up and lower tuned Iron Maiden type guitar.   Same goes for most power metal except it isn't tuned down.   You use noise too broadly in my opinion.   I am very aware that some metal guitarists make "noise" solos but those are more based off of sounds that are frequency based and more than often follow the overall tonality of the song.   That is a big part of expression on electric guitar and what makes it unique.   

There are several things on that page that deal with the concept of noise and its presence in almost every form of recorded music.   Noise is in music, but the actual genre of Noise is different somewhat.   Tom Morello does noise solos all the damn time for example, but Rage isn't really a metal band imo.  Dragonforce has noise sections in their solos as well.   That doesn't mean the entire catalogue of their songs are comprised of noise.   Pick scrapes done by Tool would be considered noise.   Most of the sonic shit Hendrix did can be considered noise as well.

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Noise is inevitable in any mechanical recording device, even the most advanced digital ones. A slight noise floor, though nearly unperceptable, is the price for transforming a continuous analogue signal into a digital one consisting of a limited number of discreet value steps.
from this link: 
http://www.noize-concept.de/index.html?./stpages/history01.html

Austria and Germany are more than just similar.  They often fight beside eachother in war and share history via the many people that migrated between the two countries.   Austria was the first country Hitler annexed.   Austria/Hungary started WW1 but the Germans stepped in to help them.   They might as well be the same thing culturally in some respects.   Austrian and German classical composers influenced eachother greatly.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 17, 2008, 04:44:45 PM
Not arguing the historical data, of course.  Just saying that all my German friends dislike Austrians personally, and vice versa.   :-\
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 17, 2008, 08:00:22 PM
It makes me lol when metal heads proclaim to have a broad taste in music:

"I like death metal, power metal, dance metal, melodic death metal, black metal, speed metal, true metal, metalcore.....etc etc"

Listen to some music.  ::)

As for noise, my concept of noise isn't very complex, I was just being an arse.
I was using the word noise in the sense of sound pollution.

Noise is incoherent sound.

Noise as a genre is simply experimental music made up of one or more noises.

Sonic Youth's 'Providence' from their album Daydream Nation would be an example of noise used in music. I believe the noise used is the sound of a tube amplifier cooking itself :)

Guitar solos are all about :wanker: in front of people.
I like noise guitar solos, because it isn't so much about the guitarist masturbating. The singer/guitarist from my metal band added a momentary off switch to his axe, and used it in his noise solos. They were not musical at all, following no tonality. They were just noise.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 17, 2008, 08:03:03 PM
I like classical guitar solos.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 17, 2008, 08:05:21 PM
I like classical guitar solos.
:wanker:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 17, 2008, 08:05:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98y0Q7nLGWk&feature=related

Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: The_P on January 18, 2008, 03:17:58 AM
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It makes me lol when metal heads proclaim to have a broad taste in music:

"I like death metal, power metal, dance metal, melodic death metal, black metal, speed metal, true metal, metalcore.....etc etc"

Listen to some music. 

Agreed. +
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Post by: Al Swearegen on January 18, 2008, 06:34:47 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6VAkOhXIsI0


Best guitar solo I ever saw. This guy used to live in Manjimup WA. Not far from where I used to live and where Renaeden and Gallieo Ace live.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 18, 2008, 10:13:28 AM
It makes me lol when metal heads proclaim to have a broad taste in music:

"I like death metal, power metal, dance metal, melodic death metal, black metal, speed metal, true metal, metalcore.....etc etc"

Listen to some music.  ::)

As for noise, my concept of noise isn't very complex, I was just being an arse.
I was using the word noise in the sense of sound pollution.

Noise is incoherent sound.

Noise as a genre is simply experimental music made up of one or more noises.

Sonic Youth's 'Providence' from their album Daydream Nation would be an example of noise used in music. I believe the noise used is the sound of a tube amplifier cooking itself :)

Guitar solos are all about :wanker: in front of people.
I like noise guitar solos, because it isn't so much about the guitarist masturbating. The singer/guitarist from my metal band added a momentary off switch to his axe, and used it in his noise solos. They were not musical at all, following no tonality. They were just noise.
I enjoy more than just metal as far as music goes, it is just the genre I choose to advertise listening to more than the others due to its ability to repel people and get overlooked.  It is also what I play on guitar most of the time.   As far as bands outside of metal that I enjoy, there are plenty like Alice in Chains, Primus, RHCP, Radiohead, and a host of other alternative/grunge bands from back when I started playing guitar (14 years ago).   I also enjoy classic rock and have plenty of that on my iPod as well.   Usually when I am listening to music I hit shuffle and there is an equal chance of hearing metal as is there to listen to classical or jazz.   When I am hanging out with my drummer friend in my car or wherever its usually metal as it is the type of music we are writing.   I have listened to every form of music at one time or another.   I even had a time when I was listening to Bluegrass lol.

Noise is not a big deal to me either way as long as it fits in context with the song itself.   Noise as a genre is fucked because the songs are mostly comprised of noises.   Noise is anything that can't be expressed on sheet music technically.

Guitar solos are just a solo on yet another instrument.  I like keyboard, bass, violin, sax and drum solos too.   A solo is showcasing a particular instrument of course.   I don't understand the problem with guitar solos, they can be quite expressive and interesting.   There is nothing wrong with agressive displays of technique and speed as far as I am concerned.   I love CoB's back and forth keyboard and guitar soloing.   Necrophagist does similar things with 2 guitars and a bassist whose solos and play off of eachother.

I am not a big fan of Sonic Youth, they are ok but nothing special.   Their songs are relatively simple with plenty of noise.   They are overrrated.   Fuzzy music that is both slow and simple.   Everyone has heard someone burn out a tube amp at one time or another if they have been playing music long enough.

Your guitarist was trying to be like Tom Morello by having the off switch and doing noise solos all the time.   Having no tonality is funny, but gets anoying after a while.   Johnny Greenwood from Radiohead does his fair share of noise solos.   Trey from Morbid Angel does a ridiculous amount of weird ass noise soloing.   Vai has done his share as well.   While I do enjoy outside of the box playing, I tend to like melodic scalar and modal playing more.   Same goes with any instrument.

Didn't you dog metal because it is supposedly a bunch of noise?   Then you advertise bands that use noise as a central theme or gimmick in their playing.
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Post by: Alex179 on January 18, 2008, 10:16:03 AM
This band is German.   It is Necrophagist and these are just a couple of solo sections from two different songs.   The first song opens with a bass solo actually.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jax1choidcI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H76LUCBIUg&feature=related
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 18, 2008, 03:01:32 PM
Rammstein, like most of what
modern 'metal' has fallen to,
is just (c)Rap, with slight differences
in vocal presentation.
BULLSHIT!

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Like 'R&B' something awful has taken over
the name of something that was once good.
i agree that r&b is shit
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 18, 2008, 05:26:18 PM
Rammstein, like most of what
modern 'metal' has fallen to,
is just (c)Rap, with slight differences
in vocal presentation.
BULLSHIT!

I haven't heard too much of them.
Care to post a clip which isn't essentially
(c)rap?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 18, 2008, 06:29:05 PM
listen to one of these

you probably still won't like them :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIHlg9CxMbA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_nbR70etgU   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laKEfldOvOo
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 18, 2008, 08:01:03 PM
So, I listened to the first one.
It definitely HAS music IN it.
But, I'm not sure that it IS music.

And, I don't necessarily dislike.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 18, 2008, 08:55:07 PM
you should like
i like
sophie likes

therefore it is good  8)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 18, 2008, 08:56:41 PM
you should like
i like
sophie likes

therefore it is good  8)
And me likes also!   ;D
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 18, 2008, 09:53:48 PM
I'd probably need to understand German,
to enjoy. Lyrics mean a lot to me.
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Post by: Soph on January 18, 2008, 10:05:05 PM
Lyrics are usually important to me
There are english translations online, but it's not the same because they're direct translations and obviously it's not all meant to be taken literally, so you can't fully understand it unless you understand German. But I like some of the lyrics as best as I can understand. I remember showing Sophie the lyrics site when she bought Mutter and Reise Reise.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 18, 2008, 10:05:56 PM
you should like
i like
sophie likes

therefore it is good  8)
And me likes also!   ;D
good!  8)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: duncvis on January 19, 2008, 04:30:48 AM
And me likes. You guys should check out Tanzwut as well.  8)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 19, 2008, 11:25:17 AM
Lyrics are usually important to me
There are english translations online, but it's not the same because they're direct translations and obviously it's not all meant to be taken literally, so you can't fully understand it unless you understand German. But I like some of the lyrics as best as I can understand. I remember showing Sophie the lyrics site when she bought Mutter and Reise Reise.
Those English translations seem fucked-up to me!  I'd never read them before, and I finally read one the other day.  Can't remember which one, but it didn't exactly fit what I'd picked up from listening.  My German isn't great, but I could still tell that the English translation was too literal.  Made it less romantic and more just plain scary.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 19, 2008, 11:27:06 AM
I think that too, if you read through thm while listening to it and trying to work it out yourself as you go along, it makes a bit more sense, as you can see where it's been direclty translated and is more literal than it's meant to be, but it still doesn't make sense unless you speak german properly I guess. and I don't lol

I ahve heard of Tanzwut, I've never listened to them though
I like a few german industrial/metal bands
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 19, 2008, 11:32:17 AM
German translated into English is always so fucked-up anyway, and it's usually hilarious!  Especially because of the sentence structure.  My German teacher told us to go to a German furniture website and click on the English translation.  It was unbelievable.   :laugh:  They'd just put it through some kind of program that translated word-for-word without changing the sentence structure.  I'd never laughed so hard in my life - I used to go to the website all the time when I was in a shitty mood and needed a laugh!  They finally corrected it though, and I was so disappointed. 
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 19, 2008, 11:39:44 AM
you might like this german - english translation:  :laugh:

I dunno how accurate it is, but it sounds weird :P

Man against man
My skin belongs to the gentlemen
Man against man
Birds of a feather flock together
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 19, 2008, 11:43:11 AM
It's beautiful when she swims the breaststroke
Then I can see into her core
Not that the breast is what's beautiful
I just swim after her
Sparking dust flows from the center
A firework shoots from her crotch

 :orly:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on January 19, 2008, 12:42:48 PM
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A firework shoots from her crotch

Now that would be a neat trick :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 19, 2008, 01:03:42 PM
Sounds like, if I understood them,
I'd not much like them.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 08:16:21 PM
So, I listened to the first one.
It definitely HAS music IN it.
But, I'm not sure that it IS music.

And, I don't necessarily dislike.

Anything that can be scored musically on paper is defined as music.  Your ethnocentric view seems very weak in regards to rap music as some of it can be performed by live musicians and is just another performing style.   Rammstein doesn't really use rap beats, they are more electronica dance related.   You said dance music is just noise earlier?   That is fucking stupid.    I will have to inform those that play the Waltz of your opinion.   Same goes for jazz swing music, might as well get the Brian Setzer orchestra as well to stop playing.   That is if you think dance music isn't music.   Salsa and samba music might as well go to hell too lol.   

Rammstein has a real person performing electronic drums, not a machine.   Drum machines are lame to me.   Anything programmed is lame and I prefer live performances as they can showcase the real physical skill of the performers if the material is complex and difficult enough.

Metal bands are shit live?   Iron Maiden was good when I saw them.   Lynyrd Skynyrd sucked a few of the times I saw them (though they were awesome one time).  I have seen numerous mistakes at Bluegrass and Jazz festivals.   Mistakes and getting screwed by the soundman are two different things entirely.   I would say that metal bands and sucking live are not exclusive.  95% is a really high figure, seems you are highly biased in that regard.   

The only live bands that I have seen that really sucked on more than one song were Incantation, Dope and the one time I saw Nirvana in 10th grade.   Kurt Cobain was so wasted that all he did was barely do vocals, Pat Smear did most of the work on guitar.   It was pathetic.  The Breeders opened for Nirvana and someone threw their shoe at Kim Deal lol.   The Breeders were more tight live than Nirvana, but the kids wanted them off stage and for Nirvana to play.   That was the biggest live disappointment I have ever seen.   That wasn't a metal band either.   

Other than that Skynyrd's drummer seemed to not even play during a part of the solo when I saw them before a Jaguars game a few years ago.   Really I haven't seen too many big fuck ups from the bigger bands.  U2 was good when I saw them as were the Rolling Stones.   Metallica and Pantera  were both really tight live when I got to see them.   I think I have been fortunate from a live show perspective as I have seen and heard bigger mistakes from live recordings (DVDs and CDs) than when I saw the band live myself.   Emperor was perfect when I saw them, but they had the volume down on one guitar big time on the DVD my friend has (got fixed halfway through the first song). 

You seem to dislike the distortion and tone of metal guitar.   I prefer it to punk music and most rock music as far as distortion goes.  It just has a much fatter bottom end that masks the basslines at times.  Metal has an edge to its sound that can be overdone with distortion but every rock related genre always has bands with too much distortion.   Distortion and the electric guitar were a part of the movement to more modern music.  The actual musician is going to be taken out of music in some cases.   Even the clean stuff is oversaturated with effects in some regards.   Then you are just left with acoustic playing, which can get old after a while to me (just like everything else).

I prefer bands with people actually drumming.   I didn't support Samael's movement to drum machines only for example.   Sampling can be very overdone as well.   Pro-tools and other modern recording software have changed the way music is made forever, no matter what you consider music or not.   So much looping and cutting and pasting takes the real talent out of musicianship.   You can't play that riff every time in a song flawlessly?   Then don't record it and copy the damn thing.   That is why you see so many shit live bands.   Most pop/rock bands I see these days suck ass when they play live.   Modern production is so fucking saturated with effects it is stupid.  This goes for most genres of modern music.  The people that are the most pathetic have to lip synch live of course.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 19, 2008, 08:23:01 PM
When I made the claim of 'dance music' not being so,
obviously I didn't mean all music that people dance to.
I meant the (c)rap that goes by that name. Essentially
just beat, and no melody.

I have nothing against distortion, used within music.
Nor necessarily outside of music. I just won't qualify
it as being music, just because it's done on a musical
instrument. A guy blowing through a hole in a piano
ain't playing the piano.



Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 08:44:38 PM
When I made the claim of 'dance music' not being so,
obviously I didn't mean all music that people dance to.
I meant the (c)rap that goes by that name. Essentially
just beat, and no melody.

I have nothing against distortion, used within music.
Nor necessarily outside of music. I just won't qualify
it as being music, just because it's done on a musical
instrument. A guy blowing through a hole in a piano
ain't playing the piano.
Notes are notes, no matter if they are modified after the playing is done on the initial instrument.   A clean guitar and distorted really aren't that different.   Sythetic instruments as violin synth on the guitar or keyboard is different than just distortion.   All of it is in the framework of music, despite your opinion on the matter.    There are melodies in rap, but they are sampled mostly.   Though there are a few rap artists (really hip-hop) that have instruments playing actual melodies, but they are more along R&B lines (and funk).   Those are far and few between though.    Rammstein has some melody within their songs.   Do you have ears?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 19, 2008, 08:45:20 PM
I hear quite a lot of melody in rammstein
I don't think I'd like them if I didn't
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 08:46:14 PM
I hear quite a lot of melody in rammstein
I don't think I'd like them if I didn't
Most of it is synths and keyboards as far as the melodies.   The guitars just play chord progressions mostly.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 19, 2008, 08:50:00 PM
I mentioned that there is music INSIDE of the
ramstein pieces (though not what I had heard
before). Just as movies with soundtracks though,
having music inside of something doesn't make
it music.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 19, 2008, 09:48:30 PM
Alex,
When I say metal bands are shit live, I'm referring to sound, not performance.
They may play everything right, but I can't hear it all properly so I don't admire it.

A clean guitar and distorted aren't much different? There is a huge difference in sound.
You even say so yourself.

Your views on electronic/programmed music are heavily biased.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 10:02:28 PM
Alex,
When I say metal bands are shit live, I'm referring to sound, not performance.
They may play everything right, but I can't hear it all properly so I don't admire it.

A clean guitar and distorted aren't much different? There is a huge difference in sound.
You even say so yourself.

Your views on electronic/programmed music are heavily biased.
I hear everything properyly, maybe I just hear the notes better I guess.   It doesn't sound that washed out to me, more angry and biting in a way.   The notes and general frequencies are the same.   A good PA system and properly miked amps make a world of difference.   Rock bands have fuzzy ass over distorted stuff too, and it can wash out their sound as well in regards to added noise to the notes.   Sometimes it is more washy and noisy than metal distortion.   The melody should sound slick and liquidy to me with the right tone settings regardless of distortion or not.

As far as playing they aren't a huge difference.   Distorted playing can be the same as acoustical, you don't have to make special arrangements in most cases.  You can put delay and reverb on a clean guitar sound and make it sound different than it would normally.   I hate vocalists that soak their singing in reverb lol.   I hate the electronic pitch correction even more.   Takes less talent to sound perfect.

Biased towards actual live musicianship of course.   Starting a drum machine isn't the same as playing it yourself.   Playing with a group of musicians is different than programming stuff.   You have to be a tight unit with a focused sound.   You don't have to play that accurately every time live as a group and not just one DJ.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 19, 2008, 11:07:34 PM
Alex,
When I say metal bands are shit live, I'm referring to sound, not performance.
They may play everything right, but I can't hear it all properly so I don't admire it.

A clean guitar and distorted aren't much different? There is a huge difference in sound.
You even say so yourself.

Your views on electronic/programmed music are heavily biased.
I hear everything properyly, maybe I just hear the notes better I guess.   It doesn't sound that washed out to me, more angry and biting in a way.   The notes and general frequencies are the same.   A good PA system and properly miked amps make a world of difference.   Rock bands have fuzzy ass over distorted stuff too, and it can wash out their sound as well in regards to added noise to the notes.   Sometimes it is more washy and noisy than metal distortion.   The melody should sound slick and liquidy to me with the right tone settings regardless of distortion or not.

As far as playing they aren't a huge difference.   Distorted playing can be the same as acoustical, you don't have to make special arrangements in most cases.  You can put delay and reverb on a clean guitar sound and make it sound different than it would normally.   I hate vocalists that soak their singing in reverb lol.   I hate the electronic pitch correction even more.   Takes less talent to sound perfect.

Biased towards actual live musicianship of course.   Starting a drum machine isn't the same as playing it yourself.   Playing with a group of musicians is different than programming stuff.   You have to be a tight unit with a focused sound.   You don't have to play that accurately every time live as a group and not just one DJ.

I admit I've made sweeping generalisations about metal bands sounding shit live, but I have been disappointed seeing bands I like (for example, and not limited to, Metallica, Parkway Drive) playing live. I never said rock bands were immune to this either!

Delay and reverb are poor examples to use against distortion, as they don't colour the tone in nearly the same way.
Vocals soaked in reverb often sound like they are singing in a toilet, I am in agreeance with you there. However, it depends on the quality of the reverb-device. Electronic pitch correction as it is often heard is used for the eerie electronic sounding effect more than perfecting pitch. So, bagging this is the same as bagging effects on other instruments (e.g. guitar distortion).

Your arguments against electronic music have nothing against the music itself, just the performance.
I could argue that there is as much technique required in performing live on computer (e.g. using Ableton Live software) and djing. It is just different to instruments which have existed up until the later half of the 20th century.
Be scared of new technology ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOo! 
:spacecraft:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 19, 2008, 11:23:09 PM
I like Fleetwood Mac.

Sorry I haven't been reading the thread much does that help?

If it helps support an argument please use it.  :lol:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 11:23:41 PM
The performance is everything.   Playing something in the studio correctly once where you can do multiple takes is different than playing it right every time live in front of an audience.   People rarely perform live on a computer, mostly just starting up samples and such in time with the drum machine they programmed.   That isn't the same as having feel and precision while playing on an instrument.   You can hit a button to start a sample, but it doesn't mean you could ever play what was sampled in the first place.   Basically if you can't play it yourself, get off the fucking stage.   I do know electronic music is the future somewhat as almost everything has been done in music as far as notes go.

Metallica was pretty good when I saw them, no mistakes and their sound was decent for the acoustical properties of the venue.   Most clubs are shit acoustically.   You can't always see bands in an acoustically sound ampitheatre unfortunately.

Distortion just colors the sound, adds a flavour or spice on top of the meat that would be the actual guitar signal.   Bagging on vocals is different as it is the most human of all instruments and modifying the sound properties of vocals is one of the most dishonest things a person can do as far as musical integrity goes.   It makes people with shitty voices actually sound decent.   I don't like that.   Distortion on a guitar does not do the same thing, as if you suck you will still suck badly with distortion (can make it worse in some cases).  Guitarists don't need pitch correction to keep in key or hold a note lol.   Real professional vocalists shouldn't either.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 20, 2008, 12:21:25 AM
The performance is everything.   Playing something in the studio correctly once where you can do multiple takes is different than playing it right every time live in front of an audience.   People rarely perform live on a computer, mostly just starting up samples and such in time with the drum machine they programmed.   That isn't the same as having feel and precision while playing on an instrument.   You can hit a button to start a sample, but it doesn't mean you could ever play what was sampled in the first place.   Basically if you can't play it yourself, get off the fucking stage.   I do know electronic music is the future somewhat as almost everything has been done in music as far as notes go.

Metallica was pretty good when I saw them, no mistakes and their sound was decent for the acoustical properties of the venue.   Most clubs are shit acoustically.   You can't always see bands in an acoustically sound ampitheatre unfortunately.

Distortion just colors the sound, adds a flavour or spice on top of the meat that would be the actual guitar signal.   Bagging on vocals is different as it is the most human of all instruments and modifying the sound properties of vocals is one of the most dishonest things a person can do as far as musical integrity goes.   It makes people with shitty voices actually sound decent.   I don't like that.   Distortion on a guitar does not do the same thing, as if you suck you will still suck badly with distortion (can make it worse in some cases).  Guitarists don't need pitch correction to keep in key or hold a note lol.   Real professional vocalists shouldn't either.

You obviously have no idea about what is involved in performing a live electronic set so there's no point arguing with you.
Originally we were talking about music anyway, not performance. You have employed the 'scarecrow' argument technique.

So modifying the human voice is bad, but modifying a guitar signal is good? Do you think metal would sound good with acoustic guitars?
Just wondering if you actually play guitar. I can tell you that when I play guitar clean, it sounds a lot worse than playing with distortion, which masks a lot of inconsistencies. I am not a very good guitar player but like to pick up my brother's axe now and then.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 20, 2008, 12:31:30 AM
I like Fleetwood Mac.

Sorry I haven't been reading the thread much does that help?

If it helps support an argument please use it.  :lol:

 :plus:

I do to, and it's my damned thread.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: vodz on January 20, 2008, 12:35:42 AM
I like Fleetwood Mac.

Sorry I haven't been reading the thread much does that help?

If it helps support an argument please use it.  :lol:

 :plus:

I do to, and it's my damned thread.

I don't see your name on it  :P
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 20, 2008, 12:51:01 AM
I like Fleetwood Mac.

Sorry I haven't been reading the thread much does that help?

If it helps support an argument please use it.  :lol:

 :plus:

I do to, and it's my damned thread.

I don't see your name on it  :P

Would it help any, if I put it there?  :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Alex179 on January 21, 2008, 09:22:44 AM
Metal can sound good with acoustic or clean guitar if it is played really well.   It wouldn't be as agressive or heavy though.   I play quite a bit actually, and I play both with and without distortion (more on my acoustic than my electric).   When I get time I will record some crap with the pedal I just got recently.   Metal doesn't have to be distorted in my opinion, just there is a "metal" type of high gain that is generally accepted.   It isn't like you can't play Metallica on an acoustic guitar or with a clean signal on an electric, just don't expect it to sound quite as heavy.   The guitar solos are what would change as some of the things like pinch harmonics would not come out as well (along with some of the really fast legato playing).    Distortion doesn't hide the bigger mistakes, and it responds to inconsitent playing.   It isn't like if I fuck up and don't palm mute something once, the distortion makes a sound like palm muting for me or anything.   If I don't do it right, it will still sound like crap.   It doesn't magically fix my 1/2 step bend and make it a full step or make my vibrato smoother.   It makes hammer-ons, pull-offs and trills easier to hear and that is about it.

I do know what is involved as I have friends that are DJs and it is quite a bit of management.  Even when not doing excessive scratching there is some work in mixing a live set.   It isn't the same as a band, group performance is more impressive as it isn't easy to coordinate a group of individuals all the time.  Orchestras are even more impressive, though they require conductors.   Performance is all that matters in the end after the composition has taken place.   Anyone can play a riff correctly once out of 100 times then copy and paste that shit on pro-tools until you have enough to fill a meter or however long you were going to play that riff.   Then you have a track for fills and such.   While recording you can have multiple takes, and that is what makes live performance 1000000 times more valuable.   You only have one take live, if you fuck up or do something wrong you are fucked and will have to improvise.   There is no second take.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 25, 2008, 06:19:34 AM
Putting another vid up.
Owe kosmo serious bonuses,
for suggesting compression method.  :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 25, 2008, 06:49:39 AM
voila!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=26876910
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 25, 2008, 07:21:48 AM
 :intressant:  I don't really feel that way about anything anymore, so you are a lucky person. 
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 25, 2008, 07:25:15 AM
I guess. It's just the narcissist in me though.
I need that attention.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 25, 2008, 07:26:46 AM
What kind of music do you dance to?  Where do you go to dance? 
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 25, 2008, 07:34:09 AM
Thursdays, it's 80's music.
That's where the fans are strongest.

Other nights, local bands. But, the bands
are the only ones who usually really see me,
since I'm just on the floor. I've got three which
are addicted to me dancing for them.

Quite a few who've seen me once though,
and come up to say something.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=39738187&MyToken=cc325d9f-c7c6-4830-8007-a52d5f78c922

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=80702854&MyToken=cc325d9f-c7c6-4830-8007-a52d5f78c922

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=23136841&MyToken=cc325d9f-c7c6-4830-8007-a52d5f78c922


Are the ones that I see the most.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 25, 2008, 07:37:07 AM
http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?vid=185625&artist=986

Here's the Foo Fighters video I tried to show you before - the song is Long Road to Ruin.  I think it's really you!   :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 25, 2008, 07:42:52 AM
Nah. I'm prettier, without the beard,
than he is.  :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 25, 2008, 07:44:35 AM
But you have to admit...that's a pretty good imitation of you he's doing!  You're the one who mentioned narcissism!   :laugh:

I love those bands by the way - thanks for the links!  Good music. 
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 25, 2008, 07:46:01 AM
I thought that was just being
sweet.

Can't really see narcissism in others.

They're so inferior.  :lol:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 25, 2008, 07:47:43 AM
 :laugh:  I crack up every time I see that video now.  Not just how he looks...the whole story just reminds me of all your lovelorn tales! 
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 25, 2008, 07:51:03 AM
He cries like I do,
I'll give him that.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on January 25, 2008, 05:34:35 PM
I got to see this.  Please get someone to make a video of you dancing your so passionate about it I have to see
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 26, 2008, 03:10:24 PM
Seconded!!   :clap:  We need to marvel at your passion dancing!! 
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 26, 2008, 03:13:14 PM
I have no friends.  :laugh:

But, I've been caught on film,
a few times. Most of my older
pics are WHILE dancing, so you get some
idea.

But, I'll see if I can get a copy of something.
Just, asking is hard. Nearly impossible for me.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 26, 2008, 03:15:06 PM
I've been on tv
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 26, 2008, 03:16:49 PM
Really??!!   :clap:  What's the story?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Soph on January 26, 2008, 03:21:55 PM
The local news people came to my school
I was only in the background though
Also the tv people were at the shopping centre near me once and I walked past on the way to HMV  :kinanna:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 26, 2008, 03:29:39 PM
That's cool!  Glad they never filmed me at the mall or at school - I'd have been going  :finger:, captured forever on film!
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on January 26, 2008, 03:41:48 PM
My car was on TV They were doing an interview on the side of the highway after a major crash as I drove by it only showed from the door handles down though
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on January 26, 2008, 03:52:04 PM
I was on the jumbotron once.  :lol:

Don't think I've ever actually been on
TV though.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Blasted on October 21, 2009, 02:04:25 PM
 :(
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: odeon on October 21, 2009, 02:07:02 PM
 ???
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Blasted on October 21, 2009, 02:09:36 PM
A guest was viewing it  :P 
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 21, 2009, 02:12:42 PM


probably just a bot.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Blasted on October 21, 2009, 02:14:34 PM
I know.

Just in the mood to revive some old forgotten about threads.  Especially Cal ones ;)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: 'andersom' on October 21, 2009, 03:51:40 PM
Necrobumping mood?

So now we can manipulate you by looking at threads when not logged in.
And notice if we succeeded by you bumping it.  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Blasted on October 21, 2009, 04:07:13 PM
It's all a conspiracy :ninja:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on October 21, 2009, 06:12:11 PM
I miss cal
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 21, 2009, 06:13:44 PM


I think Cal is pretty cool. I registered on his forum and lurked a little, but just didn't quite feel like I fit in there.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 21, 2009, 07:04:58 PM
He invited me over there but I never did register.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on October 21, 2009, 07:11:42 PM
I don't go enough to keep up with the changes
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: odeon on October 22, 2009, 12:13:50 AM
I thought his forum was pretty quiet.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on October 22, 2009, 04:57:40 AM
They change names constantly and themes
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Blasted on October 22, 2009, 05:01:58 AM
I was a full member on it when it first formed but deleted myself.  I got another account but haven't been adminised on that one cause I hardly ever log on.  As parts said, the constat changes are tiring even for me :P
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on October 22, 2009, 05:10:06 AM
Cal made two posts here last night
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Blasted on October 22, 2009, 05:20:17 AM
I replied to one of them  :laugh:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Blasted on January 25, 2010, 09:50:23 AM
Chirp!
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 26, 2010, 10:11:25 PM
Tweet!
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Adam on January 26, 2010, 10:19:06 PM
MEOW

 :pwned:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tristeza on January 26, 2010, 10:24:03 PM
Heehee!
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: renaeden on January 28, 2010, 10:55:54 PM
Hey Tristeza, haven't seen you in a long time.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on January 29, 2010, 10:06:44 PM
Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: odeon on January 30, 2010, 07:07:22 AM
Slightly bizarre, considering your current avatar. :P
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Parts on January 30, 2010, 07:38:26 AM
Slightly bizarre, considering your current avatar. :P

He's confused he is transspecies he wants to be a bird :P
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: odeon on January 30, 2010, 11:09:04 AM
Slightly bizarre, considering your current avatar. :P

He's confused he is transspecies he wants to be a bird :P

:rofl: :plus:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: 'andersom' on January 31, 2010, 06:11:45 AM
Slightly bizarre, considering your current avatar. :P

He's confused he is transspecies he wants to be a bird :P

Well, it is a shepherd dog isn't he?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkw2DdoskPY
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Eclair on August 20, 2018, 07:35:38 PM
You're very sedate these days. I also read elsewhere it looked like you made mention of having a wife recently and taking her to AZ. Does that mean you are reconciled with your old wife, or you remarried?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on August 20, 2018, 08:21:25 PM
Nah, I got a newer model, but it's not as good.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Eclair on August 20, 2018, 10:12:40 PM
Nah, I got a newer model, but it's not as good.


Harsh! Why go there then? Seems like not worth the effort.


Unless you are like one of my exes...chose someone who spoke minimal English to minimise having to have too many conversations.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tequila on August 20, 2018, 10:59:00 PM
Quote from: Calandale
Unless you are like one of my exes...chose someone who spoke minimal English to minimise having to have too many conversations.

Should have chosen a mute.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on August 20, 2018, 11:51:21 PM
Nah, I got a newer model, but it's not as good.


Harsh! Why go there then? Seems like not worth the effort.


Unless you are like one of my exes...chose someone who spoke minimal English to minimise having to have too many conversations.

Loneliness, I think. Then some guilt. And realism: I'm never going to have as good as I once did.

We get along well enough. It's not a path I would have chosen, but it will have to do.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Eclair on August 21, 2018, 07:30:42 PM
Nah, I got a newer model, but it's not as good.


Harsh! Why go there then? Seems like not worth the effort.


Unless you are like one of my exes...chose someone who spoke minimal English to minimise having to have too many conversations.

Loneliness, I think. Then some guilt. And realism: I'm never going to have as good as I once did.

We get along well enough. It's not a path I would have chosen, but it will have to do.


Ahhh, your misspent youth, Cal.

I wish you didn't seem so melancholy about it...I thought that was the whole reason to get hitched was that the person actually adds something to your life, not makes you think there was a better alternative path.

I mean, you chose the path?
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on August 21, 2018, 07:59:39 PM
Well, had my will been strong enough, yes. I would inflict it on the world.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Tequila on August 21, 2018, 08:56:51 PM
Loneliness, I think. Then some guilt. And realism: I'm never going to have as good as I once did.

(https://i.imgur.com/PMIjw3u.jpg)
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on August 22, 2018, 12:36:50 AM
I've even stopped smoking stogies.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on August 31, 2018, 09:28:43 AM
Managed to get some info on a piece of property my family sold back in the 80's. It was described as 'a shack'

It was badly run down though. Had to be demolished and rebuilt.

http://www.villaparadisocapri.com/
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: DirtDawg on August 31, 2018, 01:37:02 PM
Not sure what "Chirp"  is, but I love my dog.

Have not had him long, about six months. He is so happy, playful, ornery and becoming a part of this "pack,"  fitting in, but making his adjustments to all of us.

He has brought a lot of laughs to this household in his short time here.

I love my dog!

CHIRP!  :roar:
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 08, 2018, 09:54:55 PM
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you think you are like Diogenes??
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on September 08, 2018, 10:29:09 PM
2. I've some cynic tendencies, but he was a showboat about it.
My 'minimal' life consists of doing without things that are more unpleasant than otherwise.
I don't believe that my path would work for most people.
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on September 15, 2018, 06:10:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpVp5dFxUyc
Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Jack on September 15, 2018, 06:44:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpVp5dFxUyc
Is there a mirror or a window to your left in that video?

Title: Re: CHIRP!
Post by: Calandale on September 15, 2018, 06:59:01 PM
No. That's just the space I chose to stare out.

It's something I do when thinking.