Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken cloaca matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
At least SOMETHING on you is flat. :zoinks:
(Better? :P)
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
At least SOMETHING on you is flat. :zoinks:
(Better? :P)
Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! :soph:
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
At least SOMETHING on you is flat. :zoinks:
(Better? :P)
Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! :soph:
I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.
(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes :zoinks:)
:soph:
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
At least SOMETHING on you is flat. :zoinks:
(Better? :P)
Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! :soph:
I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.
(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes :zoinks:)
:soph:
I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* :angel:
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
At least SOMETHING on you is flat. :zoinks:
(Better? :P)
Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! :soph:
I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.
(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes :zoinks:)
:soph:
I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* :angel:
I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* :angel:
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
At least SOMETHING on you is flat. :zoinks:
(Better? :P)
Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! :soph:
I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.
(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes :zoinks:)
:soph:
I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* :angel:
I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* :angel:
I'll bet you have a flat ass. :hahaha:
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
At least SOMETHING on you is flat. :zoinks:
(Better? :P)
Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! :soph:
I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.
(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes :zoinks:)
:soph:
I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* :angel:
I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* :angel:
I'll bet you have a flat ass. :hahaha:
Suprisingly I don't actually :laugh:
My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more :P
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
At least SOMETHING on you is flat. :zoinks:
(Better? :P)
Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! :soph:
I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.
(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes :zoinks:)
:soph:
I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* :angel:
I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* :angel:
I'll bet you have a flat ass. :hahaha:
Suprisingly I don't actually :laugh:
My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more :P
I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win! :2thumbsup:
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
At least SOMETHING on you is flat. :zoinks:
(Better? :P)
Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! :soph:
I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.
(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes :zoinks:)
:soph:
I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* :angel:
I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* :angel:
I'll bet you have a flat ass. :hahaha:
Suprisingly I don't actually :laugh:
My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more :P
I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win! :2thumbsup:
at what?
Getting stuck in doorframes? :trollface:
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
At least SOMETHING on you is flat. :zoinks:
(Better? :P)
Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! :soph:
I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.
(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes :zoinks:)
:soph:
I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* :angel:
I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* :angel:
I'll bet you have a flat ass. :hahaha:
Suprisingly I don't actually :laugh:
My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more :P
I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win! :2thumbsup:
at what?
Getting stuck in doorframes? :trollface:
I have always navigated through buildings with the utmost ease and poise! :M
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? :zoinks:
Hush , you chicken vagina matter! :hahaha: (Egg :P)
Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. :M
Well your personality is certainly scrambled. ??? :orly: :oneliner:
Awww, Squiddy'strying to befunny, give us a hug! :hug:
Makes a change from your trying I guess. :P
That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! :-*
At least SOMETHING on you is flat. :zoinks:
(Better? :P)
Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! :soph:
I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.
(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes :zoinks:)
:soph:
I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* :angel:
I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* :angel:
I'll bet you have a flat ass. :hahaha:
Suprisingly I don't actually :laugh:
My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more :P
I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win! :2thumbsup:
at what?
Getting stuck in doorframes? :trollface:
I have always navigated through buildings with the utmost ease and poise! :M
(http://unruhbobcatservice.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/building-demolition.jpg)
:LMAO:
Sorry Squid, I read "I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like." as
"I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whoever I like."
I call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager :police: :zoinks:
I call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager :police: :zoinks:
I call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager :police: :zoinks:
But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! :zoinks:
I call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager :police: :zoinks:
But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! :zoinks:
Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me. :lol:
I call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager :police: :zoinks:
But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! :zoinks:
Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me. :lol:
Why, will he be unable to sext fast enough to keep up with your eight-tentacle mad sexting skillz? :zoinks:
I call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager :police: :zoinks:
But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! :zoinks:
Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me. :lol:
Why, will he be unable to sext fast enough to keep up with your eight-tentacle mad sexting skillz? :zoinks:
No , he's likely to die of shock through sheer disgust. :laugh:
(Sexting = sending naked pictures through mobiles :P)
I call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager :police: :zoinks:
But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! :zoinks:
Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me. :lol:
Why, will he be unable to sext fast enough to keep up with your eight-tentacle mad sexting skillz? :zoinks:
No , he's likely to die of shock through sheer disgust. :laugh:
(Sexting = sending naked pictures through mobiles :P)
Awww, I'm sure you are quite attractive in a goth-y sort of way. :)
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder.
"If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?"
Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads :angel:
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder.
"If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?"
Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads :angel:
You're presuming I wouldn't bite. :P
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder.
"If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?"
Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads :angel:
You're presuming I wouldn't bite. :P
Certainly not with an unattached head :P
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder.
"If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?"
Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads :angel:
You're presuming I wouldn't bite. :P
Certainly not with an unattached head :P
I've been told I'm talented so you never know. :zoinks:
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder.
"If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?"
Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads :angel:
You're presuming I wouldn't bite. :P
Certainly not with an unattached head :P
I've been told I'm talented so you never know. :zoinks:
I would have to swing you around by your spinal column. I may be old but I have seen Predator. I know how these things work.
Just before bedtime you show me that. Thanks Squiddy :P
This callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award.:wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :congrats: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
This callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award.:wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :congrats: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
You deserve a butthurt award. :LOL:
This callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award.:wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :congrats: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
You deserve a butthurt award. :LOL:
Squiddy has a foamy willy and Scrap's butt hurts. :aff:
This callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award.:wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :congrats: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
You deserve a butthurt award. :LOL:
Squiddy has a foamy willy and Scrap's butt hurts. :aff:
:lol:
Please Semi , I do have *SOME* standards. :P
This callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award.:wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :congrats: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
You deserve a butthurt award. :LOL:
Squiddy has a foamy willy and Scrap's butt hurts. :aff:
:lol:
Please Semi , I do have *SOME* standards. :P
And besides, Squiddy is a 'bottom' and I'm a top. ::)